ERP Thread Dangerous Fantasy Edition Previous >>5916107

I want to violently rape Muffet

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Well it was nice talking, but it's bed time now!
Maybe next time you see me I'll be using that new ava of mine.

Mootykins = Alpha

>>5920241
Will butt sex be involved?

>>5920252
Psst, drop the fish folder in the thread just in case. It's a shame to not see her get played.

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>Anon baits the trap

>>5920252
Night Yasuna!

>>5920252
Godonight.

>>5920277
>steals the box

>>5920261
false

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>>5920082
Previous owner fucking me? Oh god no, I-I'm convinced he was gay or something...
Ba-Bastard never touched mHEEE-
>Priscilla gets cut off by the man pounding away, letting out soft little squeaks as he pumps and grinds away mercilessly...kinda unbefitting of the actions going on...well I guess that just means she's enjoying the pounding?

>>5920187
No...No I'm not happy at all...
>She pouts and crosses her arms, acting lile a cute spoiled little child, it was endearing, the way she brough her feet up onto the bedand wrappes her arms around her legs.
Do-Doesn't work...

>>5920284
Hey Alpha

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But...Magic 8 Ball said she'd be here.

>>5920277
>Steals the stick since someone already stole the box

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>>5920274
http://imgur.com/a/X7GmZ
(Sure.)

>>5920293
The only person who ever had beef with Mooty was Paul... and now Mooty is suddenly getting attacked by anonymous posters... Hmm....

>>5920318
Who are you looking for Trixie?

>>5920350
Sunset

>>5920292

His loss... Nnngh!!
>As he closed his eyes, the bespectacled man felt his cock spit small amounts of precum into Priscilla's love tunnel. Each powerful thrust more pleasurable and slick than the previous one. Eventually, he lifted her legs above his shoulders while his hands firmly held hers, locking fingers together as they adopted the mating press position!
Nnngh...!!

>>5920334
And the only one still bringing that up is you Alpha. Nobody cares what Paul has to say.

>>5920334
Bonjour Alphakins

>>5920334
LD went to bed, someone else is lying about Mootykins being Alpha

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>>5920318
Hm? You're up awfully late, Trixie~

>>5920318
Shame indeed

>>5920321
>steals the string and leaves the shitty crackers for Trixie

https://strawpoll.de/y6eb9gg

>>5920292
Is that right?
>He wraps up his current battle in a hurry after assessing his console's mood and sets the controller aside. Leaning against the PS4, he wraps an arm around her shoulders and pulls her closer to him.
Poor little cute PS4. Her name sense will go unappreciated forever..

>>5920350
>>5920383
>>5920394
Magic 8 Ball said Trixie would be here. I was just posting that pic of her hoping it would draw her out.

>>5920444
>>5920277
>This desperate faggot trying to get Trixie's attention but fails to realize that his cringy behavior is making her avoid these threads.

>>5920444
Such tactics only work on Paul.

>>5920473
>implying anything in ERP thread isn't cringy

https://strawpoll.de/ay9r8fe

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>>5920444
"Trixie has been busy, Anonymous. Sorry!"

>>5920493
Anons are the cringiest part

>>5920497
I don't blame you for your absence, Trixie. I just miss you.

>>5920494
Welp, that clears that. Can we PLEASE get some hookers that are willing to give me a nursing hand job?

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>>5920510
"You'll get some of Trixie soon enough."

>>5920547
That's not soon enough.

Don't suppose you can tell me when so I can be sure not to miss it?

>>5920494
Where's the "WHO FUCKING CARES!?" option?

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>>5920193
(Completely missed this, sorry!)
>As the foul, warm liquid splashed against her, she couldnt help but to smile a bit as it began to trickle down her fur, damping it almost in a instant. The liquid began making its way down from her cheeks and dripping onto her voluptuous breasts, coating them in the foul liquid as well.
>She attempted to catch some of the stream with her mouth, but only managed to get in her mouth a few times

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>>5920547
>waves

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>>5920547
>tfw you'll never be a tree
>tfw you'll never be cut down by chainsaw
>tfw a blue girl will never come read a book on you with your one phallic branch between her legs

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>>5920494
Guess who i am guys

>>5920593
Nobody came up for a good name for you yet. How can we guess who you are?

>>5920593
A faggot

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>>5920553
"Whenever I feel like it and the place isn't festering with pointless drama spam. Just be a good little boy for me and be patient, Anonymous." A faint glimmer of a certain plastic-wrapped treat catches her eye, and Trixie surrounds the crackers in her magic, levitating it to her hand. "Keep these coming, though."
>>5920587
"Hi, FP! How are you holding up?"

>>5920590
"A man can dream."

>>5920593
I don't know who you are, but I am a thread member and I need to accuse you of being someone else. FUCKING TSUYU LOL GTFO!

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>>5920494
am i a free woman now, compadre?

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>>5920363
>The console lets out a loud yelp as the man turns it into a mating press, the mating press being her favorite position, the piece of Japanese made hardware can't really say no...so all she does is wiggle her hips, a smile forming across her lips
Ohhh man...you know just what I liiike!

>>5920417
M-My naming sense is great...yo-you just dont understand my brilliance...
>The console pouts as the man pulls her close...her face turns a light tinge of red though...so some extra cite points.

>>5920650
Only when I get to blow my load inside your cunt.

>>5920629
>the place isn't festering with pointless drama spam
Please don't punish us all for the actions of a few.
Unless the punishment is fun, but nights without you are never fun.
>Anon continues being patient, hoping it will eventually be rewarded.
I'll keep posting my Trixie Trap when I'm here. I try to post it near the top of the threads in the hopes you'll see it.

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>>5920629
Aha....still recovering a bit...
I'm sure you're doing just well though. I had a bit of trouble walking for a few days, but I'm fine now. Good to see you here though. Must be late for you, no?

>>5920629
Why do you even come to these threads when they're full of nothing but drama, autism, and god awful anons that can't write to save their lives?

>>5920629
>>5920685
Because sometimes we're very lucky.

>>5920654

A-As your owner I must make sure to make you feel great, Priscilla... Ahh...!
>With a series of hungry motions, the man let out a gasp of absolute bliss as his orgasm approached him with every powerful thrust. His cock rubbing the flesh against the love walls of her cunt, pressing the cockhead against her core.
N-Nnngh... I-I'm gonna cum soon... G-Going to replace your thermal paste with my own... A-Ahhh!

>>5920719
It's not luck, it's foolishness.

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>>5920659
joke's on you, anonymoose! my cunt is the shooter in the sexual exchange

>>5920660
mcfucking smoke death, my homosexual friend

a good friend, nonetheless <3

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>>5920671
"Trixie has noticed, but in truth she is genuinely too busy these days."

>>5920682
"It is, I'll be leaving here soon. I'm 40 minutes past my bedtime and Trixie can't risk getting bags under her eyes."

>>5920685
>>5920719
"What he said! Somedays are calm and ripe for roleplaying."

>>5920744
Except the quality of roleplaying here is bottom of the barrel.

>>5920650
Not the same Anon but if i'm doing the math right from the poll and the people that have posted in the threads 30% think you're Alpha, 40% don't, and 30% don't give a shit about the poll.

You'll probably still get accusations of being Alpha and that Alphakins nickname probably isn't leaving anytime soon but it seems like most of the shit has settled.

>>5920744
I understand being busy. Got some stuff I'm busy with in real life myself. It's actually why I've been hoping to see you. Playing with you in these silly threads, it may not seem like much to some, but...you really know how to make a guy forget his troubles for a couple hours.

Hopefully seeing that post every now an then, a reminder that you're wanted here is a positive thing.

>>5920756
Where do you suggest we go instead?

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>>5920744
Wha? Oh jeez! Go get some sleep you silly mare! You cant do your special shows without sleep!
>She slowly walks up to Trixie and softly wraps her arm around her waist, laying her hand against Trixies rump.
After all, you wouldn't want to disappoint your fans, right?

>>5920744
Why even bother waiting for the days where it's worth roleplaying here, as even then it's debatable if it's actually good enough to warrant spending any time here. Really, these threads have gone to complete shit, and the only way to fix them is a total reset.

>>5920654
Whatever you say, o wise and powerful Bahgphighps.
>He bows his head in deference to her pouty expression, but the shit-eating grin on his face completely ruins whatever emphasis the gesture might have had.
Don't destroy my house with your mighty pouting face, whatever you do.

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>>5920767
Oh nooo! a bunch of people I don't know are gonna call me a "bad name"! Dx

>tfw still love these threads to death

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>>5920743
Homosexual..?
Sheesh kid, you're something else...sorry to hear about getting framed. Same kinda thing happened to me when I came here after a long break.

A friend now? Thats good progress!....

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>>5920744
>tfw sleepy Trixie will never use you as a pillow
>tfw she'll never roll on her side and breathe on your cock all night but you can't fap cause it would wake her

>>5920767

t b h Outside of context, Alphakins is a pretty dope name. It could pass as a compliment for mooty.

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>>5920794
"What a sweet thing to say! Thank you. You'll be in Trixie's mind."

>>5920815
"Nope," she says, then quickly darts her muzzle forward to steal a kiss from the pooch's lips. "Goodnight, FP."

>>5920840
"You are correct; that will never happen. Goodnight!"

>>5920850
>dope
M8, Alphakins sounds like a pet name if anything else.

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>>5920856
>1 minute too late.

N-Night-night . . .

>>5920830
If only everyone had an attitude like that when it came to the threads.

>>5920850
>>5920860
Alpha x Mootykins when? :^)

>>5920856
Have a Great and Powerful night, m'gician.
>tips fedora

>>5920873
You'll always have us.

>>5920873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7Dg3LrhmIY

>>5920860
Think about it. You know how street thugs call themselves stupid shit like "Daddy Gonzo" and "Krazy-8"? That but with Mootykins and Alpha.

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>>5920876
I'm ready to mark this bitch

Post your #1 favorite hentai pic.

I need to stock up on porn and my brain is fried from trying to find new pics/niches/fetishes.

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>>5920733
Nhnghh...Haaa...I-I think it's a bit obvious...haa
>The console is panting like a dog, the intense love making really is rocking her world...she can feel all of her stress building up, for the soul purpose of gushing out with each and every thrust
Haaa...co-come on! Shoot it ooouuut!

>>5920821
Sh-Shut up! Th-That's a name for slugs! No-Not people...
>PS4s cheeks have reached MAXIMUM PUFF as she stares at the anon giving her the worst shit eating grin ever.
I-I'll decimate your hooouse!

(Whew, sorry to do, but it's late, and I can feel my brain dying on me. Good night)

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>>5920906
kys dogfucker

>>5920832
you, too, kys with me~

>>5920876
fucking never

>>5920924

>As expected, the owner marked her as his property after releasing a considerable amount of his virile, healthy thermal paste deep inside Priscilla's tunnel. In fact, he was so generous he pulled his shaft out of her and sprayed her cunt with with some of his seed.
>Happy and satisfied, he collapsed next to her, arm wrapped around her curvy body.
A-Ahhh~ That was... Quite good.

>>5920924
Oh nooooooo! Anything but that!
>His voice is thick with exaggerated horror as he leans away from the PS4, his expression still mocking her while he 'retreats.'
Please spare me, Mistress Bahgphighps!

(rip lad. cya tomorrow)

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>>5920926
Way ahead of you. Smoking these things will eventually be the end of me.

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Little known fact, Dark elves can't resist the urge to cut cheese with their knife ears.

>>5920926
Demote me from cop you fucking Gook.
<3

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>PS4-tan was here
>You JUST missed them

K I L L M E
I
L
L
M
E

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>>5921107

>Walks in and waits for a whore

>>5921159
There's plenty of personality-less anime girls.

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What does /ERP/ think about this Nintendo Switch re-color?

>>5921175
I'm just hype for the console. Looks like a solid replacement for both the 3DS and the WiiU

>>5921185
Why would you even have either of those?

>>5921198
Why not?

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>>5921198
I dunno about him but I've been buying Nintendo since I was a chico. My brothers buy Playstation so I don't miss out on anything. Except Killer Instinct.

>>5921198
I only bought a Wii U for Bayonetta senpai, I was thinking with my dick

>>5921218
Bolin?

EGG has left the ERP servers
i repeat
EGG has left the ERP servers
she is gone
we are free

LIVE DAMN IT, LIVE

>>5921357
What happened?

>>5921357
>Being happy a good ERPer left and making the threads more thread because "MUH DRAMA"
These threads are a special kind of retarded.

>>5921371
dont know, saw her fiance and her leave the servers

>>5921374
why did they leave?

>>5921359
It's dead, Jim.

>>5921384
>her fiance
he probably got jealous

>>5921393
or she doesnt want to take a side so she left the hugboxes
she's still in mootykins

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>>5921357
She's in a better place now.

>>5921411
then go ask her what happened

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>>5921359
I'm up, I'm up..

>>5921439
I wanna touch fluffy tail

>>5921423
>a better place now
What did you do

>>5921411
proof?

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>>5921462
I'll let you think. It really has nothing to do with her departure though.

>>5921357
W H O C A R E S
the threads are not your shithole discord. SHe actually erps here unlike you drama spamming faggots

>>5921385
no one knows
shes not in the discord servers

proof: anon in the servers

>>5921516
they must have got angry she wouldnt take a side and banned her

>>5921423
>>5921515
>potential drama
>you show up

Figures.

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>>5921543
This drama has nothing to do with me though, tinfoil hat anon.

>>5921554
It never does. But you still love the drama. You always have to show up and comment on it because you can't resist.

>>5921554
pretty sure it does if you said she went to a better place

>>5921423
>in a better place
did she off herself
did she finally an hero

>>5921540
>EGG doesnt take a side
>Kyouko bans her
K E K

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>>5921559
>>5921564
>>5921462
I recruited her to another roleplay community. There you go.

The reasons why she left are strictly personal though and not in my nature to share.

>>5921587
That didn't happen.

someone get her discord tag and message her
shes not allowed to leave without an explanation

>>5921609
so it does have to do with her fiance

>>5921609
So you poached her?

>>5921611
ArielaNewt#2529
Ariela Newt#2529
dont know if it has a space, copied these from her last two cards

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>>5921621
Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't. That's not my business. Ask her.

>>5921624
She came to me about it and it all worked out.

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>>5921642
You've said enough.

>>5921642
>came to you
doubt it

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>pick up Mukuro
>weeks later Junko leaves
>didn't even get to lewd then
I am a thirsty cuck.

>>5921656
her tag is still above, maybe she still erps
she hasnt said anything publicly

>>5921650
The plot thickens.

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>>5921660
I have her on Discord, but I prefer thread.

>>5921664
spill the beans
whats going on

>>5921671
I don't know, but the plot has thickened.

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>>5921650
I didn't say anything and what I did had absolutely nothing to do with it. Everyone needs to chill the fuck out. Real life shit happened.

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>>5921664
Nothing to thicken. Egg left due to personal reasons and if she wants to say as much, then that's on her. It wasn't the purple panda's place to say so much.

>>5921681
You've said enough to cause everyone to speculate. That's enough. You should've left it be from the very beginning.

>>5921682
>drama free relationship.jpg
IT HAS TO DO WITH HER FIANCE DOESNT IT

>>5921713
The filename is referring to the file, tho

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>>5921713
Ask her. Like >>5921682 said and what I've BEEN saying before he said it, it's not in my place to confirm anything.

>>5921720
why would he choose that file, tho

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>>5921713
Or maybe she felt like me and didn't want to deal with the rat race anymore. Again, it's for her to say.

>>5921727
Because I want a drama free relationship with the threads. I know you guys can't resist, but c'mon.

>>5921762
considering her fiance also left the servers its too convenient

>>5921770
Everything is "too convenient" for you drama-chasing chucklefucks.

>>5921790
come on, isnt it fun to see the girl who tried to stay strong for her discord circlejerk crack and break?

>>5921811
clearly jiro and purple have something to do with it
thought you were better than this jiro

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>>5921839
If by purple you mean me, nope. I'm not repeating myself.

>>5921839
jiro probably became a homewrecker
he never erped with her in the threads

>>5921811
bet you she whined to them and sent them here to damage control

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>>5921762
Jiro! There are accusations that you wrecked house with EGG! Is this true?

>>5921726
tried to ask, her DMs are turned off to anyone outside of friends
so you spill the beans, you already got the ball rolling

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>>5921906
I'm not spilling shit. Sorry anon go get your drama fix elsewhere. I'm busy.

>>5921916
if youre busy why do you keep replying

>>5921906
She probably blocked you because you fucking pestered her, anon.

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You guys managed to give a person a good life and get her rid of degeneracy.
Good job, otherkin degenerates. For once you can write something on your resume that made a life better.

>>5921945
can you actually find out why she left for us

>>5921634

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>>5921947
Fuck do I look like a charity foundation to you mate?
I'm not gonna go around asking some random degenerate why she left a degenerate shithole. It's like asking a chicken why the fuck it left the barn.

>>5921952
will she ever truly get rid of her degeneracy

>>5921952
Probably to get to the coop you mongoloid.

>>5921952
did someone pay you to shitpost her out

>>5921957
Clearly it was his revenge for the Vino x Egg fanfiction

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>>5921954
She took the first step mate. It's all upwards from there. Everythings better than be surrounded by catfuckers and dogfuckers calling themself otherkin.

>>5921955
No, it's to escape rapid breeding and to stop being used as a free hump for every hen in the barn.
Fucking use logic mate.

>>5921957
I can't inform you about my practices. They are strictly kept secret on customer's demand.

>>5921962
does this mean she left to her rooster fiance

>>5921916
>you
>telling someone to go elsewhere to get a drama fix
That's fucking rich.

>>5921961
conspiracy theories so far:
-EGG and fiance fought
-EGG banned from discord
-Jiro homewrecked
-Vino got revenge

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>>5921965
Well it's a given she typefucked while having a fiance so that's already fucked up.
Guy must lowkey get off to being a total cuck or he can't satisfy her needs so lowkey he's watching her get railed by local hobos and stroking his dick.

>>5921975
everyones said that they got into a fight
he asserted dominance probably

>>5921975
he snapped on two guys in one of the discords when they tried to hit on her

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>>5921981
He hit the feminism and degeneracy out of her? That's lowkey pretty impressive for a cuck. Someone should send him a letter and congratulate him on the uncuckening.
Fucking tops lad taking care of his slut.

>>5921985
Lowkey that's normal. Like shit man, how would you feel finding out your fiance out of all things was typefucking other men and flirting with them cause she lacks attention?
That's instant uncuckening and dropping that ring right in the toilet after leaving an imprint of it right on her cheek.

>>5921995
but why was he in the servers at all in the beginning

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>>5921884
Yep. We destroyed the whole thing. Shattered the vases, snapped some tables in half, through a mattress out the window. That spout on the sink? Won't stop spraying water.

But in all seriousness, she left because the whole thing was causing tension between her and her fiancee.

>>5921985
wait he did?

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>>5922003
I think to lowkey spy if his fiance didn't do anything that's going to far?
Shit man don't ask me. I'm not some cuck who has gfs and shit typefucking cause they lack attention and spend half their day pretending to have sex.

>>5922009
>causing tension between her and her fiancee
HE FINALLY PUT THE SLUT IN HER PLACE

>>5922003
As someone who used to be in the guy's position, I understand why. You start off thinking it's all pretend, it won't get under your skin. Then one day, it does. She won't stop talking about typefucking and flirting around. You get mildly annoyed at first, then it builds up to, well, what EGG and her fiance are going through.

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{ >casually shows up }
{ Sup nerds please chill out }
{ Gage got bothered about me typefucking because of how certain people were getting is all, which is understandable. }
{ He said it's fine, but I don't feel comfortable ERPing knowing that some part of him is bothered. I love the dude, after all. }
{ Maybe one of these days he'll be more comfortable with it, but until then, I want to take a break. }
{ I'll still talk to people on Discord n stuff, but since I won't be able to ERP, I'm not going to be showing up in the threads to shit them up. }

>>5922021
{ Best explanation right here. Gage doesn't know why it bothers him, though. I think it's because he's worried someone will get attached to me, too, yknow? I didn't tell him about when I typefucked or my sessions because I was 10/10 sure he would get annoyed or something (he knew I typefucked though), but he was still bothered and I want to respect the man I love. }

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>>5922043
Leave him a message for me, cunt. Congratulate him on his uncuckening and tell him that if you cuck him like this to smack the feminism right the fuck out of your face.
Tops shit mate.

>>5922043
>how certain people were getting
so Owain and Luffy

>>5922053
You talk like someone who wants to sound Australian, but isn't.

>>5922043
I can respect that. Niggas be forgetting the golden rule left and right. Don't Get Attached.

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>>5922043
There you go you fucking morons. Straight out of the horses mouth. Now shut up.

>>5922064
When Jiro shows up telling you to stop, you should probably stop.

>>5922064
You have to have the last word, don't you? This doesn't even involve you.

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>>5922053
{Godspeed Vino}
{To be honest I'm surprised Gage said something. I knew something was up, but he always denied it till now.}
{Rather him talk to me and tell me if I'm fucking up or not.}
{I'm still going to see you as wine because of your name}

>>5922060
{Gage was fine with it at first until people started getting attracted to me outside of ERP. Then he got bothered and worried for me.}
{But hey, that's life. At least Gage is great enough to actually /tell/ me and talk to me.}
{That's one of the golden rules of relationships: communication.}

>>5922043
I can't speak for him, so I want you to take this with a grain of salt. I was in his shoes at one point, my ex went around erping from time to time. At first it didn't bother me, though it did in time, but like him, I can't really pin down *why* it started to bother me and persisted through the months. Obviously it's fake. Obviously she cared for me far more than anyone she rped with, but even still, jealousy did eventually hit.

My only honest guess is because I started thinking she'd grow to like one of the people she played with, or vice versa, and I didn't want that to happen. We eventually worked things out, however, but it came down to her removing the more clingy / affectionate people who couldn't take a hint.

While I still did feel bothered by the fact it went on, for whatever reason, we kind of even'd things out by me eventually erping with others as well. Same rules applied, though.

I hope things work out for you.

>>5922064
Shut the fuck up, you attention whore.

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>>5922105
Anon, if I drank I'd buy you a beer.

I hope the very best for you.

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>>5922105
{ Thank you for your advice nonetheless. I guess when it comes to something like this, paranoia can set in. Paranoia that even the one you love may not have your back. }
{ That's what I assumed. With Gage it was confusing because he kept saying "I'll just leave them so I don't see it." and I told him "No, that's not how it works out, you're gonna keep thinking about it even if I don't say anything." so I chose to left soon after. Even after I made my choice I questioned if it was right or not because he said it was fine but I knew that if it bothered him it was /not/ fine and he could have just been being nice. I feel more solid with my choice now, though. }
{ I don't want to lose him. That's the last thing on my mind. I got other things I can do to pass my time, like play Warframe or watch more movies with him since I just started watching TV for once. }
{ I wish you the best in your life, anon. }

>>5922053
{ Vino I got a message from Gage. }
{ He said something about dominating me, I'm not saying the full thing because jesus christ, Gage, /why/. }
{ I guess this means for once I'm actually gonna get the real thing. I'm not ready. }
{ I am literally three feet from him I am not ready. }
{ Vino look what you did if I die I'm haunting your ass. }

>>5922105
Based anon

>tfw no comfy dead hours

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>>5922084
You were one of the few consistent RPers we've had through a lot of the drama this last week. You'll be missed. Was nice having a Kuro around for awhile. I'd say your bf is a pussy but I get jealous over dumb shit too so I have no room to talk.

Take care.

>>5922133
>gonna get the real thing
>fiance
how have you not fucked him until now

>>5922141
>fucking before marriage
Degenerate desu

>>5922136
>tfw your dead hours are filled with suffering

>>5922139
ayy wassup

Now that egg is leaving, will HE take the hint and follow her out

>>5922159
Hold me, pls.

>>5922139
Redpill me on coffee.

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>>5922139
{I wanted to bring something to the threads that wasn't drama. I was glad I could do that for a short while.}

{Anyone who misses me can still chat with me on Discord if they're fine with that. There was some sweet friends here that I'd like to have as actual friends, like you!}

{You seemed pretty cool, I just was too nervous to actually befriend ya. I wish you well, friendo. }

>>5922141
{Because I'm a nervous hen irl who took like 10 minutes to even hold his hand}

>>5922126
I don't drink either so it works out, but that part of my life has long since past. Thanks though, friendo.

>>5922133
It really was just constant paranoia, even after her and I had worked things out to make it more tolerable and fair, it grinded on me. She was the one who suggested she stop outright, but I couldn't really bare to put a halt on her fun, both because I trusted her to not go for someone else, and because, well, it wasn't real. Her characters weren't real, the interactions, it was just text. But still, it did hurt after awhile when I got too worried about just the possibility of something going wrong.

When said trust started to waver. we talked things out and reached that middle ground that repaired things for us, at least to the point I wasn't a nervous wreck thinking about awful things often. Sometimes I do wish I had taken her up on the offer of quitting outright, though, but it's all water under the bridge.

Personally, I'd say you're doing the right thing. You're correct in that he would likely dwell on the matter in silent thought, even after having said it's fine and that he'd avoid it so it wouldn't bother him. That's a bandaid fix definitely not how it works out.

You two are very mature about this though, I'm sure it'll all work out. Maybe he'll be fine with things in the future once your relationship progresses, and if not? Well, you're with the man you love, so you'll be happy.

Best of luck.

>>5922135
No, you.

>>5922166
>holds you

Hey Father here?
Snake?
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?

>>5922202
Thank. Everything's going to be okay, right?

>>5922190
I just realized I made a lot of grammatical errors, sorry.

Very sleepy.

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>>5922217
Boss what happen?
Boss?
Boooooooossssssssssssssssssss!
>>5922177
>Never got the chance to lewd Junko.
Just kill me. Anyway, good for you.

I miss Miyafuji

>>5922236
There's also an Alexandria something idk i can't read his hand writing
And something to do with a piddle idk

>>5922226
Yeah. Dead hours will eventually end and we'll be back on schedule.
But I'll still be suffering tbqh senpai

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>>5922133
You never had sex with your fiance? Now that's just sad as fuck.
I'd say bottoms up, but you're actually getting something now that isn't degenerate.

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>>5922252
Who? What?

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>>5922159
Just got home friendo, how you doin'

>>5922169
A rather pleasant beverage for the morning time. Iced, a beverage fine for any time of day, really.

>>5922177
Nothing to be nervous about. I only sperg out with close friends. Ask Miku or Hotaru. Anyway, feel free to hit me up, though I'm boring as shit. Again, take care.

>>5922273
>A rather pleasant beverage for the morning time.
That better be black coffee, no milk and no sugar. No pansy shit, right?

>>5922259
Same.

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>>5922279
Tea better than coffee.

>>5922266
Ah here we go
Alexandria Mao'sanari

And I have instructions to give them a password

1077

Alright thank you

>>5922288
Never asked you for your input. Real men are talking so sit your ass down and pretend there's lewd 2hu's somewhere around here and fuck off.

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>>5922261
{I'm a nervous hen! What if I like fuck up or something!?}
{Vino give me some wise words in this moment}

>>5922190
>>5922232
{Sleep well friend. Thank you again.}


>>5922273
{I don't know if I have you on discord, but mines is (as posted a million times before) ArielaNewt#2529 }

>>5922273
4/10, day was pretty mediocre all around.
how about you homeslice

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>>5922279
I prefer soda for my caffeine to be honest. But when I do drink coffee its the most girly lala cream filled sweetness imaginable.

>>5922299
You got me already. Just look up Horace on your list and that's me.

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Morning.

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>>5922299
Don't be a dead fish and don't think you're some porn actor. For someone who's spending their time around degenerates all the time you should know how to handle this.
That's my advice, just don't be a dead fish.

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>>5922309
Work was work, not too bad not too good. Looking forward to my weekend already. Mediocre's better than bad, at least.

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>>5922296
Fuck you man! Coffee taste like shit unless there is alcohol in it.

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>>5922290
W-what is the code for?!

>>5922280
Nice.

>>5922323
That's true. I hope your weekend's a blast.

Owain vs Lupin
Who wins

>>5922353
Nobody

Redpill me. Do Owain AND Lupin both want lovers?

>>5922261
Vino I need wisdom. What do I do to be above ERP?

>>5922388
Owain doesn't.
Lupin obviously does.

>>5922388
>>5922394
> tfw Lupin will go on suicide watch once Marseille rejects him or tells them they're male
Can't wait desu

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Honestly, I don't think Lupin is that desperate for people in his Discord as people say. But then again, my entire basis for this is that I got kicked out of it.

>>5922451
How'd you get kicked out?

>>5922451
Why were you kicked?

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>>5922456
Around when someone was sharing a bunch of screenshots of the Discord, I think they decided to get rid of people who were inactive or suspicious. I practically never said anything.

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>>5922464
Witch Hunts certainly build strong communities.

>>5922464
Do generic anime girls still need to be gassed?

>>5922469
Honestly this entire Owain thing has just made me want to RP with him/be nice to him to spite all the constant bullshit.

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>>5922469
I wouldn't go so far as to say I was the victim of a witch hunt. I'm not really torn up about it, it's understandable, given the circumstances. I wish I had been asked but, like I said, I never really took part in anything so I'm not bothered.

>>5922473
I never really paid attention to any of the conversations going on so I wouldn't know.

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>>5922482
He's been nothing but pleasant in my interactions with him so far so I have no reason to buy in to the memes. The hatred towards him has gone beyond obsessive and has become a cancer more virulent than the so called cancer they're fighting against.

>>5922483
I just find it fascinating in all my years of using various ERP chatrooms these discords have to have been the most paranoid ones I've come across.

>>5922494
Yeah

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>>5922494
Sorry about earlier. I crashed pretty hard.

>>5922494
I'm not a nerd, I'm a dork.

>>5922501
>The hatred towards him has gone beyond obsessive and has become a cancer more virulent than the so called cancer they're fighting against.
Hear fucking hear

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>>5922494
>Runs into thread
>Pat Birb butt
>Runs away from dangerous fire birdo

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>>5922501
You guys need to bring back the true classic comf.

>>5922503
Don't worry about it, cutie. It happens.

>>5922514
Oh, carry on then.

>>5922523
...!
Hey! Why don't you come back here and try that again, huh??

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>>5922545
Thank you. I will.

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>>5922545
Dead hours tend to be the nice comf hours. Its relaxing to say the least.

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>>5922501
You don't understand. The Witchers should be burned by the stakes.

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>>5922501
It's a combination of things, I think. But I'm too tired to really go into detail.

>>5922545
More often than I like, to be honest. But thank you for understanding.

> Drops the Enola Gay on this thread

>>5922501
Redpill me on how you feel about DMG now

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>>5922559
kys Nilfgaardian

>>5922562
I was only in that server for a few days so I can't say. Lupin tried to run a tight ship, I'll give him that much even if its obvious his opinion of me is sour now.

>>5922570
I don't mind him anymore. Honestly I can barely be bothered to care about Paul's presence anymore as well. So my opinion is back to default: they're a friendly ERPer.

Really fuckawful taste tho still. Sorry.

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>>5922545
>FISTS WILL FLY AT THIS LOCATION: ERP THREAD
>ROUND 2! FIGHT!
>The magician runs towards the fit fighting type with hand raised. Ready to smack that booty once again. However she trips over her own feet and falls tits first in front of her
.. H-hehe.. Uhmm.. Oops?

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>>5922582
>they're a friendly ERPer.
D'aw-

>Really fuckawful taste tho still. Sorry.
STEEL BALL RUN IS OVERATED REEEE!!

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>>5922582
I'm the Wild Hunt. I do not care about those nilfgaardians.

>>5922585
You couldn't even fight a fly, fatass.

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>>5922594
Saw on break you say you don't like OPM despite playing a OPM ava to boot. You really need to lobotomize the part of your brain that deals with your aesthetic taste and have a hard reset.

>>5922595
More like the Wild Cunt sheeeeeeeeeeeit

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>>5922605
We are called that as well but we have the best death metal album throughout all of the land.

Has anyone seen my waifu

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>>5922605
I don't like OPM. But I see why people do. It's just the things that most people enjoy about it I don't enjoy as much.
My personal enjoyment=/= it's quality. There was a few great parts I honestly laughed at. But in general I got a very samey feel over all. I heard Season two got confirmed recently from a friend so maybe my opinion will shift when I watch that. But still.. Meh

>Holy fuck I didn't notice the time. I'll give you all hugs over the weekend. Loves and kisses!

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>Sebastion. Yay or nay?

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>>5922617
Get outta here kid.

>>5922612
I deleted W3 to make room for Arkham Knight. I had been playing W3 after I got it around Christmas with my PS4 and then... I discovered the threads and I never got back to it. Someday...

Owain

>>5922636
is a good cumdump

>>5922636
Owain Owain Owain Owain
Owain Owain Owain Owain

FEELIN' HOT HOT HOT

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>>5922554
Oh hey, it's you again. How's stuff?

>>5922556
That's how it used to be, yes. But lately it seems dead hours are mostly just to discuss the drama that's occurred during active hours.

>>5922562
I can't exactly blame you for passing out now, can I? Like I said, it's no problem.

>>5922585
>The spicy birb stares down at the silly mage as she face-plants in front of her.
... Smooth.
>She goes as if to help her up, but instead reaches down for the blondie's rump. Giving herself a swing, she gives the plump cheeks a vigorous smack, making sure she'll feel it in the morning.
Have some of that!

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>>5922642
Awkward, so I won't hang around for too long. How about you?

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>>5922629
It's the only thing that's keeping me occupied until FFXV comes out. I have already 49 hours in the game and I still don't see the end.

>>5922636
I summon thee
Owain
Owain
OWAIN

>>5922628
go for it

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>>5922651
I got about 48 hours in before I stopped playing and I was barely into Velen. The game is huge as balls. I know I have a friend who spent well over 300 hours on it before the DLC even hit.

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>>5922642
Ah, really? I've only noticed the past couple of days being like that. Usually its nice and dead most times.Though, I've noticed the mornings are also another popular time for chill people, like you for instance.

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>>5922662
I'm currently where the Vikings are and I had to stop doing the dlc cause I kept nearly dying in my battles. Now I am trying to get to level 40 as fast I can. On a side note, Blood and Wine is the best area in the game.

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>>5922649
That's a shame... Is it about what happened with Rarity?

And I'm pretty fine, thank you for asking.

>>5922683
That depends what you mean by "past couple of days" but, yes it used to be a bit more upbeat during dead hours in my opinion. Even going as little as a few weeks ago.

And it does seem that way, doesn't it? I actually think there are just as many chill avas during active hours, but sadly they're buried under all the shitposting and drama.

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>>5922723
Yeah... Maybe. I didn't mean for things to get out of hand.

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>>5922736
>pats back
Its fine Spike. You told her how you felt, which is always the right thing to do. Better to live in truth than a lie, right?
>>5922723
F-fuck, you always show up during a time where I'm unable to do anything...
My luck has not been on my side...

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>>5922746
Still. I could've been nicer about it. Especially after all those years spent fawning over her. Those are some super mixed signals.

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>>5922736
I'm gonna be honest: Despite what everyone said, I actually think you did the right thing.

The general ERP consensus is that people are here to fuck each other, even if they're never met, or rather I should say posted at each other.

It's very rare to find an actual relationship building up over a long period of time, here. I can think of a handful of examples at best. At the same time, you can't really blame it on people, typefucking is what those threads were made for, but it's not for everyone.

In the end, you did what you felt was best, which is what matters.

>>5922746
Aww, that's a bummer, FP. Maybe one of those days!

[gangnam style dance intensifies]

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>>5922772
>threads have been dead for almost two weeks now, leaving the bare minimum of actual role playing to keep it chugging along.

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>>5922770
Thanks. I appreciate that. I feel like that kid from Sword in the Stone when he was turned into a squirrel.

>>5922772
But, the question remains, what IS love?

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>>5922723
When you put it that way, I can see it now. I just hope the constant bombardment wont scare off any of the remaining chill people though..

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>>5922790
You see, when an anon likes a generic anime girl very much...

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>>5922787
You're very welcome. Anything for a cutie like you.

And really now? Should I be hitting on you and kissing you all over, then?

>>5922791
I believe it already did, in some cases. Some do seem determined to stay though, thankfully.

Still, I've heard a lot about how december was some of the quietest times these threads had ever seen, and I can only hope that this year will be no different.

>>5922804
>not naming that file SCIENCE.jpg

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>>5922813
Funny you should mention that...that was around the time I decided to join ERP. There was something about it that felt right. Maybe the Holiday spirit?

....Nah, what am I saying? Who knows, it just might this year though. I'd kill to have those times again.

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>>5922813
I meant with Rarity I felt like that. Then I turned back into normal, and the squirrel is heartbroken. Besides, look how little I am right now. It's against the rules.

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>>5922819
I've left the filenames I found when I saved them, but its looking like Strange is here to stay so maybe I'll Paul this shit up sometime.

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>>5922833
Joke filenames always improve things.

>>5922836
>Stands behind you and scrubs your stomach

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>>5922850
Ohh.. That feels amazing, anon-kun~

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>>5922847
I'll do it on a day I feel particularly witty.

>>5922867
kys

>>5922867
>Farts in the shower, stinking up the whole bathroom.

>>5922873
>mechaxhotaru.jpg

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>>5922827
It seems to be the case for a lot of people. And maybe so, but I suspect it was probably due to how new a lot of people were.

There's a lot of old timers these days. Everyone knows everyone else. Rumors spread fast, and gossip is easy. That I think is why we're seeing so much drama nowadays.

>>5922832
Oh right, I see what you mean now.

So you shrunk back down, huh? That's a shame, but I can see why you'd do that. Hopefully you don't let the remorse eat at you too much.

>>5922873
Why is Ainz in this image?

>>5922847
>fites u like men and/or women

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>>5922881
I just keep flipping back and forth. Keeps things fresh.

Anyway, I'll stop haunting your hallowed halls of hedonism. Take care.

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>>5922883
>tfw

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>>5922880
Shop a burrito into my hand.

>>5922882
Voyeuristic tendencies.

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>>5922873
kys you fucking cunt
>>5922877
MMMMM DELICIOUS

>>5922902
Redpill me on Kurisu doc

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>>5922917
kys harder fucking idiot

>>5922935
A stinky redneck who wants nothing more in their life than to be 1) eaten alive, or 2) get fucked in their ugly fucking truck

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>>5922944
>redneck
theres just some insults that go too far

but everything else is true
fucming kys so hard you die you fucking bitch

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>>5922895
No, YOU take care of yourself, Spike.

And feel free to drop by again soon, even if you've still got the blues. It's always good to see you regardless.

>tfw a pure-blooded saiyan's hair does not change from the day they are born, with the exception of beards, and...

>>5923043
>tfw you'll never get rectally ravaged by super saiyan cock

>>5923043
[dancing like an overweight white weeb intensifies]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hle2-bGDh10

>dat #18 tho

>>5923066
is it racist to notice that even with video editing its the couple of black dudes who have the best rhythm