/Erp/ thread - Fuck the flower girl edition Pastebin: http:/

Nth for sleep

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>>5925268

>Fuck the flower girl
I would.

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>>5925258
It can't be! It's 「Love Shack」!

>>5925260
Oh I love pet names! Glad you like them too!
>Hearing your request she crosses her arms and grips the bottom of her top. Pulling it up at a quick speed her big, round breasts appear nude right in front of you. The pink round nipples so perky and young in front of you. Your childhood dream becoming real. But only lasting a moment before she brings her top back down.
There you go! Just a flash!

>>5925286
>Steadying your member at the base with one foot her other's heel presses on the shaft, jerking your thick member up and down using only her feet. You can see on her face the determination to make you cum using only her feet. Almost begging with her eyes.

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Reminder we got a Fran last night but Oiwan scared her off with his thirst.

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>>5925314
>>5925250 #
>she blushes heavily from all of her kissing and petting, slowly taking off her clothes, having to look away every time you ogle her body as she does it.
I. I admit to laying a trap card a while ago.. nothing bad will happen I promise.
>she kisses the magicians neck, sucking on it hard before briefly planting a kiss on her lucious lips
Can you trust me enough for me to use it? Please?

>>5925327
>Smacks ass

>>5925314
>Anon stares intently, though only lasting a second, it seems like forever to him, the image burned in the back of his mind, those perfect tits. He's clearly erect, and has been since the two had started kissing, a bulge tenting the front of his jeans.
I love the tease of a flash! I just like being teased in general.
>His eyes still can't pull themselves from her cleavage.
You've been so nice. Thank you.

>>5925324
Yeah it was totally Owain's fault and not all the people making a giant shitstorm over him that caused her not to post more then one time.

POST CARDS

>>5925314
>feeling his pleasure slowly rise up, he desperately tries to get her to continue in case he stays hard
P- please keep going after I cum! I want to cover your legs in my sperm until you squeeze me dry! I could even hump your leg if you wanted me to! Please!

>>5925372
Sorry, i'm deliberately lurking.

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>>5925327
>She nods her reply. showing her trust in you as you strip down. The magician's hands waste no time as they run along the mage's soft skin, feeling her body all over. A few pats at her rear, a pinch on her nipple, a rub on her hips. She did as she pleased and was all smiles about it. Squatting down at waist height of her she kisses her hips on either side. Teasing the sweet sex in the middle of them. So close to her most sensitive area she smiles
Trap card? Please, go ahead

>>5925344
You LIKE being teased? Well. I can clearly see!
>She points at your tented erection. Giggling gently as it twitches under your pants. A single finger extending to poke at the head
Look at this! I guess the real thing is much better than those pics, hmm?

>>5925372
Meh. Why not?

>>5925387
Shh~ Just enjoy yourself
>She says in a calm manner. Her smile warm and gentle. as her feet run along your cock again and again. Slowing down and becoming much more loving as she rubs the soft stockings along your cock again and again.

>>5925439
>Anon shivers as you touch his erection.
Much, much better! It's a sight I'll never forget. You don't think you could help... maybe? Wiht that I mean... ?

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(Hiya! Does an anon wanna play with the psycho?)

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>>5925372
:^)
>>5925439
>she moans in heat, turning her head from side to side, biting her lip as you tease her sensative body over and over
Hah~ I- ah.. I activate Dna transplant, choosing fire.
>as her trap unfolds the dark mage feels a much closer connection to the little charmer, her soft moans heavenly to her ears. Hiita's warmth sending now sending dmg into a divine bliss as it fills and caresses her body non-stop.
If we must make out like this, we should do it properly mmhmm? Does that feel good darkie?

>>5925439
>feeling her become more affectionate, he moaned out from the love and effort she was putting into it
(I'm really sorry if I sound demanding, but are you okay with threesomes? Mileena joining in with black pantyhose would be the best~! It's alright if you'd prefer to keep it to one character, DMG is great on her own!)

>>5925510
I'd love to!

>>5925510
Hey, I'm the anon you were doing bunnysuit Jinx with, are you okay with continuing?

I'm considered joining ERP

How long would it take me to get up-to-date with all the relevant drama?

>>5925510
Can she be gentle?

>>5925510
Who would say no to such a qt crazy?

>>5925545
Ignore the drama
Pick a character you want and typefuck

>>5925554
But my plan was to pick up a character everyone wants to fuck, but then don't have sex at all.

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>>5925529
(Kay! What do you want to do?)

>>5925531
(Sure!)

>>5925549
(If heavily sedated!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLlLtSG7xe4

>>5925551
(All right! Fair warning, I might have to drop out in two hours.)

>>5925569
I think I might to too fragile and soft for her.

>>5925564
What does that have to do with any of the drama? Just ignore the drama and pick up the character. You don't need to typefuck with a character you pick up.

>>5925588
I enjoy drama

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>>5925464
How do you want me to help sunshine?
>She asks with a smile. raising a hand and making a "jerk off" motion with it. Making it clear she's ready and willing to help your pent up cock release.

>>5925515
>Feeling the orgasmic bliss of the warmth cover her she smiles and lets out a little squeak of her own moan. her legs tightening as the sensitive feeling covers her. she giggles out happily before finally matching her lips with your lower ones. kissing at her sweet folds a few times before the firey passion of the fire mage burns deep inside her. Sending her over the edge and into full lust mode. Her lips kiss and lick at your sweet pink cunt. tasting and licking at you with quick darts of her tongue.
Mhmm~

>>5925517
(I really rather not honestly. I just rather not. We can continue if you like.)

>>5925569
I want to FUCK Neko Jinx!

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>>5925594
Look up a guide to killing yourself.

Then forget the guide and just drink a liter of bleach and 50ml of hydrochloric acid.

>>5925599
(Yeah, it's alright, sorry about that. We can continue if you still want to.)

>>5925569
A bit of this, a bit of that.
Maybe Jinx forcing herself on a poor, innocent dork would be fun!

>>5925599
>Anon can feel his cock twitch under his pants with the motion she makes.
Just seeing thatw as pretty hot, if I'm honest. This is going to sound selfish, but would you mind riding me? You'd be taking my virginity...

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>>5925577
(That's a shame! Maybe Double is more your speed.)

>>5925609
(NYA!)

>>5925615
(Got it! Do me a favor and start us off, please?)

>>5925653
(Double? Jinx might be good for making fun of my small cock, though...)

>>5925653
>rubs ears

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>>5925671
>Making fun of my small cock

>>5925345
Both sides are in the wrong. The shitposters should calm down and Owain should develop some goddamn self awareness and stop forcing himself on everyone and being a huge attention whore. Forcing Mootykins to make a public_erp channel just to show off his typefucking is a load of bullshit.

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>>5925569
>despite of not being able to bask in the afterglow, as seeing her shake her cum-stained ass was enough to harden him again, he was ready to go almost immediately
Y- yes!
>he instantly re-entered her, thrusting his hips into her as hard as he could

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>>5925599
Ahh~~ Yes, YES!!
>hiita pushes dmgs head down as her body squirms, her legs wrapping around her tight as she moans loudly. Her magic at this point now heating up your very soul, calling you to her as she wants nothing more but to fill your mind with a passionate loving inferno, over and over again.
>she gropes dmg's plump ass tight as both their bodies start to go into primal heat
Oh my~ you're enjoying my sprit charming so much, ahahh~~

>>5925653
(Alrighty!)

>Life was good. As a visitor to the industrious city of Piltover, Anon looked in wonder and amazement at his surroundings. The city itself was intimidating but its inhabitants were surrpisingly nice...Except for the unusual weirdo like a police officer with massive gauntlets and some justice obsessed bounty hunter. Other than those, it was an OK place... Mostly!
Still, this place is surprisingly friendly enough...
>Said the man as he took a shortcut through one of the least visited places of the city, totally unaware of what awaited him there.

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>>5925614
>>5925517
>Hearing your moan was music to her ears. She hummed along with your orgasmic cries with a smile. her soft feet covered in the now sticky wet stockings ran along your cock again and again. The sole of her foot grinding into the head of your cock. trying to stay firm but gentle as she teases your cock all over, forcusing the head.

>>5925630
Virgin?
>Her face lights up with a bright beaming smile at the word. Wasting no time she pushes the anon down to the ground. As his body hits with a thumb she pulls at your pants. ripping them off and letting your pent up fat cock free. Letting the virgin cock stand up free. Hovering over you she adjusts herself so the head of your cock rubs at her panty clad pussy. The warmth teasing the head of your cock
I LOVE taking the v-card away from a fan! It's like their dreams come true!

>>5925721
>She nods in agreement, smiling widely as her face is pushed into the lovely pink folds of Hitta's cunt. licking and tasting the sweet sex all over she moans happily. Her hot breath gracing all over your most sensitive parts. Her tongue poking at the hole of the charmer, begging to dive into her warm, tight tunnel

>>5925752
>Anon looks up at her after falling back, he doesn't fight at all as his pants come off, his six inches sticking up in the air for her, the head covered by foreskin, there's a distinctive musky smell, Anon letting out a whimper as she teaes her pussy along it. His hands find her waist and hips, more confidently this time.
It is a dream come true! Just talking to you is. Honestly you could probably get me to cum just by talking dirty to me.

>>5925687
Fucking this.

>>5925687
The problem with Owain is that he will sometimes encourage the shitposters, something several people have gotten onto him about. As for the thing with Mootykins server, i'm quite sure it wasn't forced as if Mootykins was being forced to do anything he would probably just ban the person and would probably even take screencaps of it. Besides, there is nothing wrong about a public_erp channel. The server is about being comfy and whatnot and you can't always be comfy and erp at the same time in the threads.

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>>5925671
(I've never done that, actually! I'm not sure how good at it I'd be.)

>>5925678
>The psychotic sex kitten purrs loudly and shoves the top of her head into your hand, her ears twitching happily as you rub them where they meet her vibrantly blue hair

>>5925716
>Having a fat cock stuffed back inside her with such swiftness was more than enough to get the impatient, impulsive girl back on a train of thought that would remain mostly on-track, and the loud, lusty screaming that echoes out around the alleyway she chose to rape you in couples wonderfully with the sound of your frantic, ball-slapping thrusting back inside her crushingly tight and tiny pussy. She digs her brightly-painted nails into the bricks and shakes her small, tight, cum-glazed ass at you, the little poof bouncing above her smackable posterior with every thrust of your slick, juice-glazed cock as she stares back at you with wild eyes and bared teeth, growling like an animal and snapping her jaw to tell you to go faster.

>>5925731
>Of course, knowing nothing about Piltover, the poor fellow could have no knowledge of the dangers of such a large, industrially-focused city. His steps carried him ever-forward, wandering through the winding streets as the buildings around him got shabbier and shabbier, leaning and peeling paint, the very air itself becoming a little hard to breathe as the smog of the factories clogs his nose. Passing by one of the massive industrial complexes, turns a corner and sees something... unusual. A girl, dressed in bright neon colors, dangling her legs over the edge of a wall and singing a happy little tune to herself as she takes apart what looks like a long, pointed cylinder with teeth painted on the end. Her voice is high and sweet and vibrant, and though he doesn't recognize the song it's still lovely to listen to. And even from here, he can see how much skin her outfit shows, and how pretty her young, exuberant face is...

>>5925837
(That's okay, I know it's a stupid thing and obvoiusly not everyone likes it. Would you mind mooning me her bare butt?)

>>5925752
>feeling his cock throb harder every second, he realizes he went past the point of no return
I- I'm gonna cum...!
>as he was getting to the point where dirty talk would be enough to finish him off, he started hoping the amount he'd shoot out would satisfy her desires of him releasing a huge load

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>>5925849
(Well, it's not so much that as I'd just have to improvise! Also, of course!)

>>5925873
(Thanks! I meant in writing though, forgive me btu writing does more for me than images. Good booty!)

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>>5925752
H-harder! Fuck!
>wasting no time with what little sanity she has left, she gropes and kneads dmgs breasts intensely, wanting to leave dmg consumed in lust as she pinches and toys with her erect nipples.
>her heavy moaning now a sirens song to her ears, hiita tightens up, panting like a bitch.
So..close.. hah~ Please Hurry! More!!

>>5925687
>forcing
>mootykins
More like mooty figured it'd be better to separate actual ERP from the main room, where there've been just shenanigans and lulz.
I'm sure he'd do the same if any one of us started legit ERPing in there.
mooty's a do-what-I-want kind of fellow.

I SUMMON VINO

>>5925899
Vino doesn't do sacrifice summons. He goes where the (You)ros are.

>>5925899
He's at school

>>5925899
>>5925916
He's been offline on his steam for five days.

>>5925923
He was in the last thread commenting on the Egg drama

>>5925837
>even though he felt like her pussy was too tight to go any faster in at first, a shake of her ass is more than enough to make him pick up the pace, making him think just how much the bunnysuit was working him
F- fuck, the outfit really was a good idea!

>>5925935
He's always commenting on drama since rping is too difficult for him.

>>5925957
>Izaya
>Ever actually RP'ing
How new are you?

>>5925873
Damn that's one fine ass.

>>5925935
Oh, I thought you were talking about actual-Vino, not Izaya

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>>5925793
We caaaan do that.. or..
>She trails off just as her hand pulls your forskin back, exposing your sensitive pink head. she rubs the fleshy member along her tight panties, slowly pushing it into her. Only a moment passes as her wet, dripping pussy leaks over your fat cock. coating your waist in the sticky juices before it finally pops into her warmth. The magician taking your virginity deep in her. slipping in slowly as she shifts down on your member
Ahh~ We can do this <3

>>5925857
Go ahead anon! Cum! Cum all over my stockings! Please!

>>5925886
>She smiles as her face is pushed into the needy cunt of her firey lover. licking and slurping about your tight folds. a muffled "Cum for me" can be heard as she sits on the edge, clear by her begging and stammering. Even the magiciain shutters as you play with her breasts, smiling and groaning as you please your lover

>>5925837
>Noticing the young girl minding her own business, and realizing that she was quite the looker, the visitor whistled and smiled at her. His hands now concealed under the pockets of his jacket as he approached her and looked at her.
Ahem... Hey, good afternoon. Do you, uh, know the way to the nearest inn? I'm afraid I'm a bit lost and don't know my way arouns here.
>That was half a lie: He already knew the location of the inn but also wished to see more of the city. Besides, it was an excellent way to break the ice with the strange-looking gal.

Redpill me on Kyouko and the comf server.

>>5926006
>Kyouko
Became the admin after great Jiro exodus of '16, turning the ERP server into a hugbox that claims to be separate from the threads. I say claims because Kyouko sends people to shitpost like Jade, Egg, Owain, and Lupin.

>comf server
No server is comfy with Owain in it. He just can't control himself. It was fine without him, though.

>>5926006
Big server that gets shitposted a lot from people that mostly aren't on the server, not a bad place to be

Smaller server that gets shitposted a lot from people that mostly aren't on the server, not a bad place to be

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>>5925991
Im gonna~ oh fuck, oh fuck, dont stop!
>she turns quickly from side to side, blushing intensely as she moans and groans, climaxing hard enough that she digs her nails into dmg's rear ,her red hot juices pouring into dmgs thirsty, slutty mouth

>>5925991
>Anon moans as she takes his cock into her. The warm slippery insides o fher pussy better than anything those six inches of cock have ever experienced. His hands grip her rear end, looking up into her eyes, his cock twitching inside of her.
I'm going to get attached to you like this...

>>5926037
Sends out? I'm on the server daily, senpai, I've yet to see Kyouko send anyone out a single time. All I see is people being half-OOC and half-IC/ERP. Unless you're talking about DMs, in which case it might be possible.

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>>5925954
I KNOW RIGHT?! I'm SOOO smart!
>The same maniacal laugh as the moment they first met, which ought to have inspired fear but only makes your cock twitch hard inside her, brushing against the top of her wringing, cock-milking cunt. She wails louder and louder the faster you force yourself to move inside that crushing little hole, her young, hungry pussy sucking on your cock and gripping every inch that slides inside her as her black-clad ass wobbles and bounces with the impact.
Come on come on COME ON! Shoot it all over the chest and belly next!

>>5925980
>

>>5925992
>As soon as she turns her bright crimson eyes on the young, nebbish-y man, you know for a fact that you just did something terrible. There's something in this pretty little girl's eyes that sets your teeth on edge and makes your hackles rise, and the fact that her slowly-spreading Cheshire grin only makes her look all the cuter adds to the dissonant feelings of fear and attraction. She drops the huge painted metal object and jumps off the wall like a cat, landing lithely and breaking into a brisk walk right towards you, her voice as excited as a child's with a new, shiny toy
You're new in town! Ooooh, I can smell it! You're no Piltover boy, I know all of them~!
>She's up in your personal space in an instant, cocking her head and looking you up and down, baring her perfect white teeth in a dazzling smile as she dances around you quickly, her lithe body rippling with the ballet-like motion, her hands trailing across your shoulders and waist and arms
Heehee! That explains why you were dumb enough to come here!

>>5926037
He hasn't been too bad, and he's getting bullied the fuck out of by the mod.

>>5926082
You know what, fuck it, I'm asking you. Will you make fun of my dick?

>>5926107
Anon, come on. You already said you wouldn't.

>>5926049
Any server that holds a witchhunt can't be a good place to be.

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>>5926006
>Kyouko
Sexy Mahou shoujo that I want to fill with cream.

>comf server
>

>>5926037
getting shitposted at because he uses the thread correctly =/= shitposting

>>5926155
Do you have Kyouko's discord information?

>>5926082
I-I'm not exactly worried...
>Clearly, she was right! He made a mistake and he just realized that. Then again, how was he supposed to know? He had no idea at all! Frozen in place not by her cute looks but dangerous aura around her, he decided to stand perfectly still... His teeth clenchng and grinding as his nervousness increased. He silently peeled the tips of his fingers with his nails, worried and pondering his next course of action.
... I mean, you seem friendly enough.
>Perhaps too friendly considering her touch on his form. He was slender, of average size and with slightly tan skin. His dark brown eyes hiding behind the crystal layer of his glasses which silently scanned Jinx's form.

>>5926170
Is it that easy to get under the magical grillie's skirt?

>>5926170
>Yeah, what you need it for senpai?

>>5926180
I think I may have before and I would like to see if I'm correct.

>>5926082
Y- yeah, got it!
>not sure whether she would prefer him to pleasure her as much as possible or soak the outfit in his semen, he pounds her as fast he possibly can
>holding out a minute or two longer than the first time around, he realizes that while seeing her ass shake in a bunny suit was an absolute treat, the position they were in made it harder to fulfill her wish
Get on your back, I'm gonna cum!

>>5926188
For master, of course.
t.Lupin

>>5926166
He gets shitposted at because of how he is in the Discord and people have called him out on it both the lobbies and in PMs. He just doesn't want to listen. But, he's at least been a little better in the threads except for the whole circlejerk he did with Egg awhile back.

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>>5926190
Sure, I have change for bus fare, buddo.

>>5926188
I think I may have done something with her in June, I've got a couple e-mails I could try though, so I might do that before asking publicly instead.

>>5926198
>circlejerk
you mean...rping their characters?

>>5926206
Sure, PM me at wtfdoyouwantfromme#4833 and I'll give it to you

>>5926217
Doing their little "/ERP/ass" shit that clogs the lobby in the threads. Just because it's RP, doesn't mean it can't still be circlejerking.

>>5925991
>as soon as she finishes, he screams out in ecstasy, thrusting forward as much as possible and cumming an impressive amount
>most of it was landing on her legs and feet, the first shots being powerful enough to even land on her chest
>for a second it almost felt like he'd never stop

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>>5926006
>Kyouko
pls no more discord politics
>comf server
Pretty decent place. Mooty is a cuck though :^)

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>>5926242
>:33 < *ac smacks your thighs.*

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>>5926270
>:33 < *smacks your bitch face.*
Marked

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>>5926179
I'm the friendliest! My name's Jinx!
>Jinx. Jinx? The name sounds vaguely familiar... Hasn't he seen her face somewhere before? But there's no time to worry about that, here she comes again! Jinx leans forward, pressing her hands into your sleek, unbuilt chest and lifts one of her legs into the air, tilting her head up at you, still dwarfed by even your average size. She giggles and her hand snaps up, pulling your glasses right off your nose and shoving them right onto her cute little face, and she pushes herself in closer, laying her petite chest on yours as her low, naughty purr of a voice fills your ears.
And you came to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker!
>A sound like steel striking flint from behind you and suddenly your belt drops free of your pants, and Jinx's tiny, nimble hands dive in, yanking them down and dropping them around your ankles before you do anything more than gape in surprise as she grabs at your thick, sizeable bulge and starts to knead it with her small, slender fingers.

>>5926194
>Really, it doesn't matter. The pleasure of imagining Vi getting her bunny suit back soaked in some guy's cum is almost as good as the hard cock ramming inside her sucking, gripping cunt, and Jinx willingly spins around on your cock without ever taking you out, the sensation almost blindingly pleasurable. She loops her legs around your back and yanks you forward with a kick of her hips and a pull of her thighs, dropping you down on top of the horny little criminal as she grabs your shoulders, digs her nails into your back and growls in your ear as her pussy leaks wildly all over the ground.
Fucking cover me in your hot stuff, I want EVERYTHING.

>>5926107
Kyahahahaha! What is THAT, anon? I can barely see it, it's blending in with the rest of you! Is it too scared to come out~? Is it scared of getting hard for Jinx? I didn't think anyone could be THAT small!

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>>5926292
H-Hit me again, nya~! I think it's turning me on!

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>>5926307
>beats you with Justice Hammer 5 within an inch of your life
>and then a furlong further

>>5926329
Kill yo'self, boi.

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>>5926338
for what purpose

>>5926296
>he felt the dirty talk like it was a finishing blow, bucking his hips forward towards her
FUUUCK!
>he released his second orgasm of the night, blowing his load onto the black latex she was wearing on her chest and stomach
>he was somehow releasing more than he did during his first shot, a likely reason being that his previous fear was being twisted by her, turning it into maniacal joy similar to hers as at this point he wanted to cover the suit just as much as she wanted him to
>as soon as his orgasm stopped, he started to rub himself against her thigh while panting, starting to get hard in case she wanted more out of him

>>5926296
>The name was familiar indeed. Maybe too familiar. He couln't help but wonder where he heard of it before. Or saw it. Averting his gaze for a second, the male noticed something with the corner of his eyes: A crumpled wanted poster hanging on a nearby, dirty wall which featured the smiling, manic visage of Jinx.
>It was in that fateful moment, when Glasses-kun realized he was screwed in more ways than he thought. Quoting a famous passage of Hamlet, the man described his terrible situation.
O fuck.
>With his useful glasses removed from his confused face, he was about to further expression his clear disapproval until he suddenly felt his trusty belt being removed together with his pants, revealing his manhood to the cute but dangerous psycho.
W-What in the... W-What are you...!?

All this smacking around. What the fuck is this, The Three Stooges?

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>>5926307
Hello comrade

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>>5926401
Whaaaat~? Still nice and big and hard! I bet you could paint my pussy white too-ooo!
>As you straighten up and kneel above her in the dirt, your cock oozing semen onto her belly as your balls complain about the rough treatment they're getting being used to decorate this crazy little cock addict's stolen uniform, she suddenly lifts her legs and drapes her ankles over your shoulders, trapping your dick between the soft, supple flesh of her thighs as she grabs the crotch band of the bunny suit and snaps it into place over her drooling cunt, her eyes nearly crossing from the sensation as you start to thrust your hard dick between her thighs, making Jinx giggle wickedly at the sight of your fat prick sliding back and forth across the black garment covering her body.

>>5926404
I'm gonna suck your dick and then hold you down and use your cock as a jizz dispenser!
>The sheer confident happiness in her voice momentarily convinces you that that's exactly what's going to happen, and though your mind quickly rebels against the idea of being raped your body reacts on instinct to a girl grabbing and massaging your boxer-stretching cock and balls. Jinx coos in delight as she sees you stiffening slowly and runs her hands down between your thighs, grabbing your firm, cum-heavy nuts and rolling them around in her palm as she yanks the waistband down with the other hand, your hardening prick flopping free of its prison and rubbing against her cheek.
HAHAHAHA~! I KNEW IT! Boys can't resist it when I just take what I WANT!
>She turns her head to the side and opens her mouth wide, her small, pink tongue darting out as she giggles like the madwoman she is and slurps loudly on your stiffening dickhead, her tongue dancing across the very tip and her insane, lustful eyes fixed on yours as she plays with your cock like a toy.

>>5926553
Holy kek.

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>>5926553
Fascinating.

>>5926553
DO NOT ALLOW HER TO GAIN SENTIENCE

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>>5926553
Lel

>>5926590
Redpill me on The Batman.

>>5926590
Redpill me on Mootykins' server.

>>5926506
>Jinx's tongue slurped his cock in a most sluttiest nature, which caused him to moan as he looked down with his brown orbs at the lewd event taking place. His virile member throbbed and hardened further, now completely awakened and extended much to Jinx's delight. Part of him knew he was about to get raped and yet... He was enjoying it. The forbidden and guilty pleasure he wa experiencing was enough to keep him in place, his shaking legs nearly giving up but enduring the onslaught of the loose cannon's slutty muscle.
A-A jizz dispenser? Y-You should at least buy me dinner or something first... A-Ahhh...
>Thanks to the series of licks, kisses and other devious attentions against his genitals, the man's cock started to leak precum after several moments.
A-ahh... B-Bloody hell...

>>5926590
Redpill me on your love life and the knot.

>>5926590
Redpill me on Jade.

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>>5926613
I tried to get him to join but he said "D-don't b-b-b-believe Bolin's l-lies" and refused.
What a cuckold.

>>5926590
Redpill me on the Matrix, White Morbius

>>5926590
Redpill me on Kyouko.

>>5926590
Redpill me on Mettaton

>>5926590
Redpill me on Mecha.

>>5926506
>as soon as she traps his cock between her thighs, it becomes completely hard again and his balls start feeling full of semen, not sure whether he was getting more pleasure wrung out of him by her soft thighs or the silky smooth nylon that was covering her thighs, with the surprisingly pleasing latex that was now covering her cunt being the cherry on the cake, teasing one of his dick's sides
>he thrusted as much as he could, clearly loving every second of it

>>5926632
You use b-b-b-b-b-b too much in your shitposting Bolin.

>>5926671
Bolin's an entry-level memer/shitposter. Don't expect much.

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>>5926671
It's the putting stutters in the guy you're arguing with's mouth non-argument except it's ironic between meme pals.
>>5926693
Fuck you I'm playing 7-multidimensional ping-pong with a badminton shuttlecock

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I'm gonna need all my bald for this one.

>>5926602
Currently researching further. Must have all the facst straight. Due to childish behavior, lacks parents. Possibly Paul, due to lacking parents. The sad boyfriend routine is a smokescreen to hide his career as a vigilante. Maybe.

>>5926623
This file is under lock and key.

>>5926627
Quite the lovely color, especially when see in a woman's eyes.

>>5926634
Morbius is a vampire in Marvel Comics. You have the wrong doctor.

>>5926640
Worst Meguca.

>>5926648
Irrelevancy made manifest. I have no idea why people talk about this.

>>5926613
Irrelevancy made manifest in server form. I have no idea why people talk about this.

>>5926655
A genre that has died in the last five to ten years, becoming a shell of its former self.

>>5926723
Redpill me on Bruce Wayne

>>5926723
Redpill on the spooky panty girl

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>>5926621
What, are you complaining?! Well, I know how to shut the cum dispenser up!
>A single motion that stretches her jaw wide open and a simple realignment of her positioning and Jinx is in the perfect spot to grab your cock by the base with both hands, squeeze tight to make you bulge up and spurt a rope of thick pre over her nearly flat chest and dive forward with all the ceremony of a 15 dollar whore, shoving your swollen, powerful dick right into her face and popping it wetly into her throat. The sucking starts without even the briefest interlude, leaving you no chance to get used to the fact that the small, manic girl is now slurping loudly and bobbing back and forth on your rigid prick, her hands working and twisting at your base as she crams your dick straight into her throat and makes her neck bulge out. Her mouth is stretched wide open around your fat manhood and she drools openly onto your balls and the ground, unable to wrap her lips tight around it, her cheeks sucking in as she quickly thrusts her face back and forth on the hot length, sucking at the tip whenever it grazes her darting little tongue.

>>5926656
Nyahahaha~! I think I'll keep you and put you with the other toys! I could use a big hard cock who knows what he's *fucking doing!*
>Jinx lies back and bites her lip, enjoying the look on your face as you pant openmouthed, holding onto her legs and thrusting straight down onto her body, fucking her stocking-clad thighs almost as hard as you drilled her leaking, dripping pussy, her small breasts bouncing with the impact of your hips on her ass and thighs as your dick rubs against the midnight-black latex and spurts pre all over her tight, sleek little belly.

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>>5926723
Redpill me on what's wrong with me. Wonder how long the list is

>>5926723
Redpill me on your secret relationship with yuru.

>>5926755
Fuck off, underage.

https://youtu.be/pQtLe66d0X0

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>>5926763

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>>5926723
>Due to childish behavior, lacks parents. Possibly Paul, due to lacking parents

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwAoDLyJaZ4

-=REPUBLICUNT LINE-UP=-

>mootykins
>Lupin
>Ragyo
>Kenny
>Owain
>Mettaton
>Jinx
>LD

=-DEMOKEK LINE-UP-=
>Midna
>Jiro
>Kyouko
>Virra
>Trixie
>Luffy
>DMG
>Ainz


Who would win the nominations?

>>5926723
ayy wassup

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>>5926742
I do not want to have sex with him. Not at all. His good looks and gentle demeanor, his rippling chest and voice like God made masculinity into a sound. It's absolutely disgusting haha

>>5926751
Gets me spooked.

>>5926755
A child that possibly lives in the mid-west United States and played too much modern military shooters, giving you the idea that Soviet soldiers are in some way worth emulating, when they're a bunch of drunkards who cannot torrent a song without being sent to jail.

>>5926757
The secret is she doesn't give a fuck about me. Not a well kept secret, though!

>>5926796
ayyyyyyyy

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>>5926790
(Why am I on the Republican ticket? Why am I on this at all?)

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>>5926790
Ragyo, Ainz or Trixie most likely.
I'd vote for our guy Kenny though.

>>5926790
>Jiro being a part of any party
>not being the wild card that everyone wants on their side because he's the protagonist of ERP: The Anime

>>5926790
Red pill me on all these Hugo.

>>5926805
Redpill me on Owain
why does he type the fuck?

>>5926808
Because you're not morally bankrupt and evil like hillary I expect

Could someone give me permission to cum?

>>5926808
Because Ragyo tried to take over the Earth with fucking alien space fibers?
That's pretty GOP, mate.

>>5926805
Redpill me on Jiro. Why is being him suffering?

>>5926805
Redpill me on why yuru doesn't love you

>>5926790
Mettaton would win popular vote, and it's a guaranteed win for Jiro.

It's kinda funny, because then Metta could redeem his cuckoldness.

>>5926751
Cute as fuck, can't RP for shit. Needs to shed her HG baggage and learn to get people off.

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>>5926790
So am I supposed to be Trump?

>>5926805
what's up mecha

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>>5926826
(I mean, I appreciate the compliment, but Ainz, Trixie, DMG, Luffy and Jiro aren't morally bankrupt. The rest of them I have no idea about.)

>>5926843
(The anon speaks the truth. But usually copypasta lists are based on OOC personalities rather than characters, so I was a little confused.)

>>5926857
No. You're Jeb.

>>5926805
Redpill me on Wall Of Voodoo.

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>>5926857
In the regard of leaking shit you shouldn't and flipflopping constantly (opinions of Fronk and DMG) I'd say you're a lot more like Hillary.

>>5926790
Whoever has Vino as Vino's pretty much the Milo of ERP.

>>5926753
A-Ahh...!
>His eyes closed shut, feeling his twitching cock react accordinly to crazy Jinx's tender and affectionate attentions. Yeah right, she was being rough and a massive rapist bitch about it, having the grace of a rabid weasel and the lust of a wolverine in heat. Arming himself with whatever renmants of courage he could muster, he attempted to reach for the straps holding Jinx's stop, doing his very best to undo them or even rip them off! His relunctance to being raped now replaced by a lustful desire to give her a cuntfull of his seed!
Tch... N-Now I see why you're wanted by the cops, you mad woman... A-Ahhh!
>After a series of lewd, wet and sloppy slurps, the man's woobly knees finally surrendered to the weight of his body and he fell on his rear on the ground, looking up at the psycho with a hint of both fear and lust in his eyes.
>He wanted her to fuck him... But what if instead she fucked him UP? Once more, the nerdy man attempted to use a quote from one of the books he loved to read.
P-Please be gentle?
>Straight from "Onii-chan Baka Hentai VI" one of his favorite Doujinshi. Fuck.

>>5926848

>friendzoned by Ragyo
>betrayed by Alpha
>nearly mindbroken by Tsuyu
>cucked by Fronk/Mecha/Lore out of Jinx
>a mod in a shitty server filled with attention whores and shitposters
>a favorite target for shitposting for playing nothing but heterosexual male avas
>a new Sonico that is guaranteed to not want to do anything with Nibbles or him in general for obvious reasons
>left the Discord because he couldn't cut it in the rat race
>cucked by Owain out of Shy Gal and probably a lot of other waifus
>found out that Ragyo had a secret Discord and has been avoiding him
>cucked out of Jinx by someone he once cucked

Being Jiro is suffering

>>5926805
Redpill me on Sluttiest of slurps.

>>5926888
Do you mean Vino or Izaya as the RWBY fuckboy?

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>>5926870
buy my guac bowl goy

>>5926883
... Fuck

>>5926723
More One Year War stories when

>>5926868
>DMG
>a twice proven pedophile (LD and now Soviet)
>not morally bankrupt
>Luffy
>so desperately wants to be the thread protagonist
>not morally bankrupt

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>>5926893
>>a mod in a shitty server filled with attention whores and shitposters
update this now. low energy shitpost desu

>>5926901
The based Vino. The one that disregards everything and goes against the system. That's pretty much what Milo does.

>>5926753
>he looks at her with almost a maniacal glee, his mind slowly breaking into being her toy, to the point at which for a second he even starts to talk similar to her
...and I need a tight cunt like yours! Do you even know how hot you look in a bunnysuit or how fucking amazing you feel? You're even making me thrust between your pantyhose thighs like a dog in heat! Fuck, let's do this all night long so I can piss Fathands off with my cum as much as possible!
>he somehow manages to thrust even faster, panting in pleasure

>>5926868
When will you come back and sit on my face?

>>5926912
Why are you still alive? Can't you and your reddit tier cringe go to reddit?

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>>5926825
That is a good question anonymous.
I do not believe he ERPs to tend to crippling sexual frustration like a certain cancer poorly RPing a Batman villain. He seems almost eerily normal in my firsthand accounts with him. To practice writing? To please others? It is hard to ascertain. Has garnered quite a culture of hatred due to how frustratingly normal he is OOC I imagine. Mind you, I do not use the server and everyone who hates him seems to hate him born out of actions done there.

He drains cock pretty good playing a chick though t b h

>>5926848
>>5926893
I suppose this summarizes it, but Jiro has fucked many of my favorite waifus while I have been away at work. Who truly is the most cucked? He attains happiness in his own ways, but his crippling problems keeps him from achieving them. I know some of these issues well. He's my pet project, much like my Monster Men.

>>5926864
Being a fucking retard when I should be playing games, watching anime, or getting my dick sucked before work. You homie?

>>5926874
Who do you voodoo bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiLoQ-fiiXQ

>>5926897
Best kind of slurps.

>>5926905
Someday ;_;

[Disclaimer: This is a ViGG fanfiction, it contains kissing, handholding, and crude language. If you don't like it plz don't spam my comment box]

It was just another day in the ERP threads, Vino strut his stuff ready to call everyone out on their catfuckery. He took in a deep breath, ready to send words that hurt the feelings of everyone gathered there. Then a girl caught his eye. A girl with long hair, rings under her eyes, and struggling with a tray of a gorillion cookies. Her name was EGG
"Who is that beautiful girl?", Vino said.
Fortunately for Vino, the girl heard him, and she walked right up to him and asked
"You really think I'm beautiful?"
*Yes. I thought these threads were filled with degenerates, I never thought I would find true love here. Marry me, you beautiful loli!"
And then EGG jumped into his shitpostery arms, giving a big sloppy kiss and ERP and HG cheered their Romeo & Juliet
THE END

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>>5926911
(Well, first of all, I haven't heard anything about that first one. I've been away. Second, that may be somewhat juvenile but that's hardly on the level of Hilary's attempts to rig the election.)

(Wait, Soviet is underage?)

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>>5926911
>now Sovie
I'm busy but wut

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>>5926850
Missed this.
I'm not GranBlue Fantasy or a cute anime girl.

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>>5926930
Redpill me on why Nepeta is so cute!

>>5926936
>>5926939
Soviet was outed as being 15 a few days ago. There was a bit of drama between him and Setsuna over it.

>>5926939
You left in the middle of taking my virgnity. ;_;

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>>5926939
You talked to him, and you talking to anyone underage is basically the equivalent of murdering 6 million jews

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>>5926928
>cringe
i think we all know who the reddit in the thread is, senpai.
side note: i discovered /b/ through imgur in 2013. imgur is like reddit except worse. just a little bit of backstory for you goys.

>>5926936
>>5926949
>outed
The dumb fuck straight up admitted to being 15 the other day, too lazy to link/post caps.

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>>5926926
>>5926889
(Agh! I'm sorry, I gotta run! Classes are starting soon. I'll be back as quick as I can!)

>>5926930
Redpill me on Devo

>>5926930
>He's my pet project

MECHA CONFIRMED PLAYING THE MENTOR ROLE IN ERP THE ANIME

>>5926958
Yes, you are. You're the epitome of a cancerous neckbeard wearing a fedora with your uninteresting life stories.

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>>5926949
>Soviet was outed as being 15 a few days ago
hahaha holy shit give me an archive link i need to see this

>>5926961
(Don't worry, take your time! I should be around for a while either way, so I can wait!)

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>>5926930
Unless Thunderbolt counts, I guess. I just want muh grunts and muh Zeonwank.

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>>5926972
Go find it

>>5926930
Redpill me on Midna

>>5926930
Redpill me on Mootykins. Why does she hate JP so much?

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>>5926968
>tfw if there was an ERP anime you'd either be a worthless sixe character, or a jobber.

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>>5926927
(Not for a looooong time.)

>>5926959
>>5926949
(Wow.)

>>5926930
Redpill me on Hideo Kojima.

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>>5926969
>cancerous
>neckbeard
>fedora
2 many buzzwords for me to cope with my guy
>>5926982
haha no

>>5926961
(Alright)

>>5926930
Woke up to Trolls 2 and the unending wails of the elderly. Then I went to work to escape my agony only to find fresh new hell.
Other than that, pretty lairght.

>>5926930
Redpill me about the boy Vino

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>>5926991
>tfw if there was an ERP anime you'd be the ultimate villain who never really dies, or gets redeemed either.

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>>5926950
Stuff came up. Sorry I'll be back laterish

>>5926949
I spoke to him like. Twice.
... Why am I even replying to this? I got stuff to do.

>>5926994
>Sends kissu to ragyo

>>5926930
Redpill me on Trixie

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>>5927011
>>Sends kissu to ragyo

The face of the next person to hurt Jiro

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>>5926991
Pretty sure I'd be this guy

>>5926930
Redpill me on Clowns

>>5926912
>mastermind Syo sprite
I know my opinion is probably worth fuck all, since I'm a mastermind Naegi person, but I can't really see Syo/Touko as a credible mastermind, desu.

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>>5926972
(I could go find it for you once you stop being a piece of shit. Good luck finding it yourself. )

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>>5926999
Atleast I try to not cause shit to happen unlike the ou

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>>5927009
>tfw if there was an ERP anime you'd be the object of ridicule that nobody likes
>tfw if there was an ERP anime you'd basically be Season 4 Bolin
It hurts to live

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>>5926994
>the original milky wilky anon will never have his milky wilkies
Sad feels

>>5926983
Thinks Midna saying 'fucking faggot slut' is accurate to the character.

>>5926989
I have no idea about any of these variances of cancer. You see, discord drama is a realm of psychosis even Hugo Strange wants not to delve into too much. So I stay out of those cancer centers.

>>5926980
I still gotta read the manga someday.

>>5926968
Mind you I'm lazy as fuck so this will probably be a failed experiment.

>>5926996
He's alright.

>>5927005
What a morning bruv.

>>5927006
He's so australian it hurts.

>>5927017
Needs to play Fluttertits so I can play with her belly t b h

>>5927026
Eerily obsessed with coffee.

>>5927040
Do you do anything other than be the most uninteresting blogposter in these threads?

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>>5926991
>tfw if there was an ERP anime you'd be that bubbly, cheerful comedic relief character who gets brutally ravaged/killed/mutilated by the villain to show that he means business

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>>5926994
Christmas come sooner.

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>>5927064
Or brutally raped by them.

>>5927064
What does Paul have against you though

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>>5926805
Close enough

>>5927064
Dead in the first season, Hotaru.
At least it would get rid of Rance.

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>>5927064
Sorry mate

>>5927078
She took Undyne from me, although it was never really that much of a fight

>>5927053
Redpill me on Bolin

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>>5926994
C-Could you at least write a paragraph of Ragyo spitting on my asshole please? It turns me on.

>>5927076
Oh my fucking god Parsee

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>>5927033
Neither can I. It's Tokoposter's folder, I didn't have any involvement in its creation.
>>5927036
Damn, that's pretty aggressive. My question is, what did I ever do to you? As far as I know I've never really been a terrible human being in the threads.
>>5927039
On the contrary, you're trying to stir shit with me right now. I'm good though, I don't particularly want any unnecessary beef with you, since insofar as I know I haven't wronged you and you haven't wronged me.
>>5927062
Sometimes if I muster up the will I ERP. Not too often though.

>>5927053
Redpill me on Lore X Virra

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>>5927098
They promised!!!! Fuck off m8!

>>5927098
Lords of Thirst can not resist the call of their urges. Like moths drawn to a flame, they must eternally seek ever greater and even more unobtainable thirsts.

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>>5927011
>reacts on Guts instinct at the prospect of being touched

>>5927053
(Go analyze Hotaru and then analise her.)

>>5927076
(There will be no dawn for man.)

>>5927097
(Now THAT is an unusual request! I would, but I need to pay attention to this fat fucking history book for a while.)

>>5927064
i want to be the villain that would brutally violate hotaru's shop
then fucks her

>>5927053
I'm pretty blessed when it comes to mornings.

>>5927116
Then why don't you fuck off if you don't ERP? Go to fucking r9k and stay there.

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>>5927053
So many good designs will never get a kit, either.

https://strawpoll.de/33eas75

>>5927133
Bolin gets bounced around 4chins communities like a case of the flu. We're stuck with him this season.

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>>5927138
>Beg DMG daily to respond to me
>I'm not even on the list

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>>5927116
I guess. If I cause something bad to you then I have to deal with shitpostings

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>>5927128
Soon!

>>5927169
Leave them alone already Parsee

>>5927161
Nah, Kenny needs to meme on Lupin more

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>>5927116
(I'm mad about you flinging shit at me the other day while hiding behind the guise of an anon tho i'm partially mad at myself for giving you a serious answer instead of realizing you were shitposting. )

>>5927138
Owain is that guy at parties begging drunk girls for sex.
>implying you people go to parties

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Two more redpills then I'm done to shitpost normally or try to get my dick sucked.

>>5927128
She's so busy fucking everything here that moves it's hard to wrangle her in.

>>5927129
I just woke up to my birds being noisy as fuck. Probably more pleasant than yours.

>>5927134
Shit son that looks like a Zaku fucked a Kampfer.

>>5927119
Absolute ego meets absolute slurps to create the ultimate being.

>>5927094
Will likely kill himself at 20 when he looks back on his early teens.

>>5927195
>Will likely kill himself at 20 when he looks back on his early teens.
Suddenly I feel like mustering up more than just an inch of respect for you.

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>>5927174
When pigs fly, tress grow on the moon, and when Paul drops dead.

>>5927194
Owain is a normal human being with a healthy social life so I bet he does.

>>5927210
Hi, Owain. You're still spending too much time on 4chan.

>>5927138
Where is the everyone option? Everyone is thirsty around here. Why else do you think we typefuck our waifus?

>>5927195
Redpill me on which ERP ship will actually succeed

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>>5927128

>(Go analyze Hotaru and then analise her.)
What did she mean by this

>>5927195

I'm not busy, I just have a job.
... Which makes me busy.
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEET.

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>>5927133
I do ERP though, I even said it in the post you just replied to.
>>5927145
Yeah. Here, quick summary of my time on the internet and community's I've plagued, chronologically.
>Kongregate
>Imgur
>/b/
>HG, /b/ era and /hga/
>/trash/ HG
>/r9k/
>/trash/ HG again
>Legion of Elso
>SCMG
>Cuck Bakery
>ERP
>>5927163
I don't see any reason for you to cause anything bad to me. The underage argument doesn't apply for you.
>>5927188
How about you actually ask me in thread or even better inquire in private instead of making baseless assumptions and being a cunt about it in the process? I haven't shitposted you anonymously once, nor did I have any reason to up until this point.

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>>5927145
Heeeey, don't mind meeee, just reminding you to buy a PS4~
Remember, greatness awaaaits!

>>5927195
Redpill me on Parsee

>>5927241
I want to impregnate the PS4.

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>>5927248
Why?! Why anon?!

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>>5927241
(Wh-Why did I link that?)

>>5927241
I already own you, you overpriced piece of shit that fortunately runs Bloodborne.
Never speak to me directly again unless I hit the home button.

>>5927236
>>Cuck bakery
What did he mean by this?

>>5927195
Definitely. I only hear birds once a month around here.

>>5927241
Nah.

>>5927195
Redpill me on what happens in the season finale of ERP the anime

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>>5927273
It's this dead as fuck Discord server that I frequent.
Despite the name it's surprisingly comfy.

>>5926808
Probably the same reason you're on that stupid erp table thing ainz was doing

>>5927195
Redpill me on the master plan to make /ERP/ great again.

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>>5927293
Any Discord chat that I'm in is comfy, obviously.

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>>5927195
MS-19 Dolmel, one of the last suits of the OYW. It was so crazy powerful that there was only a tiny amount of them made for the most elite aces around. Even the shoulder spikes are heat weapons. It was in Gundam Katana and a fightan game called EX Revue.

>>5927295
Hey autism anon.

>>5927241
I did buy a ps4, but you might need to sell me on the pro.

>>5927295
That table was fine until Owain decided to force himself on it

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>>5927258
Gotta buy one first, anooon! Then I'll be all yours!

>>5927270
Wh-What? I thought we were friends...I-I thought we were buddies...ha-have you forgotten the times we played little big planet together...

>>5927278
...Why not?

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>>5927234
It means I have mom's blessing to dig out your anus with my drill of love.

Also get fucked nerd.

>>5927198
Thanks I think.

>>5927230
Me x Hotaru

>>5927248
Thirst incarnate. Also the stupid bitch needs to RP Ryouna more.

>>5927241
Let me fill your disc slot with my Bloodborne stick.

>>5927278
Damn.

>>5927292
>>5927301
These are one in the same.
Remove discords, remove Paul. Increase Vino appearances, the dude's funny. Vino doxing Paul during a huge spergfit where he's doxing people left and right sounds like a suitably season finale.

>>5926947
I missed this probably because of how irrelevant a Nepeta is.

>>5927310
Damn son that is some lovely shit.

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>>5927307
You're not even in the Cuck Bakery.

Owain is RUINING THE FUCKING COMFY SERVER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5927340
>Vino doxing Paul during a huge spergfit
this happened? I haven't been here for a good long while

>>5927331
From what I remember yesterday he asked to be on it, Ainz said no because it would cause problems, and he said okay and didn't mention it again.
It was the anons sperging about it causing the problem.

>>5927332
But I already own one.
I called her Priscilla and she's a massive slut. I love her and her fat tits and ass.

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>>5927236
(I'm going to go to some shit and think some then i'll message you over discord. How much longer are you going to be around and whats your discord ID? )

>>5927332
Little Big Pla- Bitch! Do I look like Chris-chan?! Am I jumping around all nimbly bimbly like in my colorful polo shirts?
No. Cause I don't play shit, you glorified PC from eight years ago.
If you so much as mention virtual reality I swear I am going to lose my shit and smash a six-axis over your head.

>>5927363
He means that's what should happen in a ERP season finale.

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>>5927340
I-It's still a relevant comic!
>>5927342
Oh. I thought that was just a nickname for Mootykins' server.
Whoops.

>>5927332
Why should I?

>>5927340
It's pretty tragic. Makes me wonder if they just don't like the neighborhood.

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>>5927340
HG fucking never.

>>5927332
Oh, you're back?

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>>5927370
I'll be here until 1 am GMT, at which point I'll probably fall asleep. So, 4 hours or so.
My Discord is Death Seed#1243

>>5927363
I think he meant to say sluttiest of slurps.

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>>5927340

>>5927295
Literally what?

>>5927340
Redpill me on discord politics.

>>5927340
Redpill me on Moot the ancient fag.

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>>5927322
It's me, but better, what more reason do you need?

>>5927368
>Her face instantly turns a bright red as he says all that. She hops closer to the man, leans in real close to his ear and whispers.
I'm going to fuck the shit out of you tonight.

>>5927376
...
>The PS4 twitches, she wasn't expecting this out burst... in fact she looks a,little scared.
Wh-What? I-I'm sorry...I-I thought you liked it...

>>5927392
Caaause, it's the best current gen console?

>>5927400
Yup! I'm back, back in black! And 1080p 60fps.

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>>5927340
Redpill me on me

>>5927465
>The man placed his hands on her cheeks before leaning forward to kiss her passionately for several seconds before smiling at the console.
I can't wait~

>>5927465
But I like you the way you are, I do my best to play with you daily and the newer you is so expensive. Can't I just keep playing with you as you are?

>>5927340
Ass or tits?

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>>5927460

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>>5927465
Why is your network in maintenance?! I just want to play some video games.

>>5927465
Damn right, you look scared. I am a force of fucking nature, I am a goddamn tsunami and I will wipe you from the face of this earth like a shitstain on a toilet bowl. At least your older sister PS3 had tons of awesome exclusives and don't even get me started on that CILF PS2.
You know what? I'm going to find a real girl to run Demon's Souls for me while you sit there and choke on your own network.

>>5927465
Let's be honest here. The competition isn't exactly revolutionary, so it's no accomplishment to be the best in this gen.

>>5927530
was he gay?

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>>5927389
But all things must come to an end. Good or bad
>pets to comfort it

>>5927561
No, but he is a cuck.

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Last one.

>>5927389
Whatever you say. ;)

>>5927392
Might be. Might not be enough things to scavenge so they have no interest.

>>5927395
rip

>>5927410
Spit on my dick.

>>5927441
I've seen enough of it spill over into the threads to know how foolish it all is. People need to stop letting chatrooms dedicated to fucking anime girls dictate their feelings about so many topics.

>>5927460
complete fag t b h

>>5927465
>not replying to me
Xbone here I come

>>5927477
I would type out something like in an objective manner but the fact is you won't take any of it to heart or listen so it's quite pointless to even try to funpost about it, isn't it?

>>5927522
Ass.

k now someone suck my dick.

>>5927578
>now someone suck my dick.
But you've already been jerking yourself off for over an hour now :^)

>>5927356
PM him and tell him to stop. Owain's problem is that he has no self awareness and doesn't realize that what he does affects other people.

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>>5927610
>no self awareness and doesn't realize that what he does affects other people
Classic signs of pic related

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>>5927590
I did it for the (you)'s
Also Hi Ragyo; only you make dorito faces at me.

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>>5927509
Wa-Wait seriously? Yo-You mean it? We-Well of course you don't...I-If you wanna keep me you can...

>>5927534
I dunno, ask papa Sony.

>>5927537
We-Well she didn't het any amazing games right away...I-I bet it'll take a while for me to get something as good...I-I'm sooorrryy!

>>5927558
Ehhh...fair enough, at least all my games aren't getting PC ports like poor Xbone.

>>5927578
EH?! WA-WAIT A SECOND! YO-YOU CAN PUT THAT BLOODBORNE DISC ANYWHERE! JUST AS LONG AS YOU STAY WITH ME!

>>5927629
>Hi Ragyo
>Trying to guess anons.
No better than the rest of them.

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>>5927578
Yeah...
If I suck your dick, will you change your mind about the relevance of HS?

>>5927633
Yes I mean, Ps4-tan is the only console for me, my xbox has been in the basement in a box for over a year while I only play with you!

>>5927629
Mecha I know you get off to thinking mom watches you ERP, but try not to let it show.

Redpill me about HG

>>5927610
>>5927622
If you're afraid to PM Owain of all people on his bullshit you're just a pussy tbhwymf