HG thread
1st for someone play GTA Online with me
Devilman
>>5919374 (Schro)
It would be nice, but it's not always given.
>>5919481
>>5919459
The Captain
>>5919481
This ain't a game. That's totally not rad.
KFC bucket
>>5919490
>>5919481
No game yet fellas.
>>5919474
Hey.
That truck you showed off the other day was cool
Russian Empire
>>5919460
I thought Murica was you clone
Also, you tried to use the Ouija?
>>5919482
I see how it is, Kaito! You better be ready next time! I won't hold back!
>>5919505
I've been thinking, Garnet....What if the wrinkle on my forehead is actually a closed third eye and you're my real mom?
>>5919390
That's one way to do it, ooor you could manipulate everyone into killing each other without getting your hands dirty... But I guess if what you want to do is prove something, maybe that you're the most violent, ruthless killer around, the I guess fighting is the way to go.
Meybe you're just... Bad at noticing things, they are everywhere.
>>5919481
Gary think u stoopid you stuped stoppid
Going to sleep
Goodnight everyoone
>start a thread when nobody is starting a game
/hga/ will never cease to fucking amaze me.
>>5919506
Am I operator enough Senpai?
>>5919514
Riiiiiiiight...
Try opening up that 'third eye'. Let's see what happens.
>>5919540
Sleep tight.
>>5919511
Oh! Well, um, he's not my clone EXACTLY, but the both of us represent America, yes.
...Wait, what? Me? Use an Ouija board? Dude, I'm scared out of my mind by spirits! That is totally not cool at all, you realise!
>>5919540
Good night, Colette!
>>5919543
No deep maggot
Mio, the deed is done. Congratulations; you have earned this.
>>5919551
>>5919387
Listen, even if there was a list of people against whom I'd stack the odds, you wouldn't be on it.
>>5919551
Am I doing it right, mother?
>>5919497
Oooh that looks so delicious
>>5919552
Looks like America is afraid from the ghosts...
At the same time you celebrate Halloween
>>5919520
Why would you manipulate ones that you'll have to kill or when they can betray you just as easily? That's just a flaw and by falling for that you're already one step closer to losing...I'm not a ruthless killer or violent...I'm a magus and I'm here to prove that I'm the best in my expertise.
As for everywhere...You really are the first one I've seen and I've read stories, several stories even, where was told that vampires truly are extinct.
How come those stories have never told "your tale" then, huh?
>>5919543
Time to go back to basic scrub
>79 cataloged threads of my ava on /c/ full of 250 images each
I don't know if I should be afraid or happy.
>>5919598
>Happy.
>I used to start a lot of squid girl threads on /c/. It got me new pics from time to time.
>>5919594
>>5919561
Fug you! Look at my badass heist team. Eat your heart out Blackwater.
>>5919590
No, I'm not, don't you even TRY to imply that! Even if I was, why would I make it so obvious? Spirits and ghosts are two different things, damnit!
And, yes, MAYBE we're gonna celebrate Halloween soon - I'm not gonna be scared at all since I'm celebrating two birthdays before then! HA!
>>5919564
No need to lie, little bird. It's been this way since-
>a knowing smirk crosses the gem's face
Psst. I can't keep this up. I know you wouldn't do that. Probably the dress.
>>5919584
Real convincing, Bucko. Maybe you are mine.
>>5919598
>Happy. It where I first got my Mizore images.
>>5919635
Alright then
>How do you celebrate two birthdays?
>>5919632
Your squad is nothing more than a bunch of titty babies you filthy maggot
>>5919543
God that looks like fun
>>5919632
Bono?
>>5919656
Alright then, indeed!
...Cough, I meant two SEPERATE birthdays. And, well, since both of them are on different days, we just have two seperate parties! Boom! The hero is a clever man!
Off to sleep attempt 2. Night and wish me sweet dreams
>>5919683
Sleep tight.
>>5919652
Although...
>drags out a book
...I do scribble things down from time to time. Notes for later, and such.
>>5919683
Second time's the charm.
>>5919683
sweet dreams sexy
>sucks dick
>>5919591
It's just a way to do it, and it has it flaws, like every other one, as you should know from your recent experience.
And how can you believe in books that tell you vampires are extinct when you have a semivampire right in front of you?... It's no surprise you can't find my "tale" in a book, most of them where probably writen houndreds of years ago... And the tale itself isn't interesting at all...
>>5919662
>tfw we will never knife fight to the death.
>>5919690
You're a best, Raven.
>>5919683
Night... guy
>>5919677
K America
>>5919683
Good luck my son
>>5919683
Have a good rest, Soviet!
>>5919707
Totally, Russia! I'm clever, for sure!
>>5919698
We're all a best in our own ways, sir and/or madam.
>>5919512
I'll never be more ready than I am now, if it's a surprise I mean.
>>5919683
Goodnight, have a good rest and pleasant dreams.
>>5919683
Stay low, soldier.
>>5919690
>hearing this, the gem sits up
Sounds interesting. Probably wouldn't want to share it with an old rock like me though.
>despite what she said, she is clearly ready to listen
Anymore games tonight?
>>5919726
I shouldn't have given you a warning.
>>5919736
Probably not.
Well shit
loks like I have stuff to do
night everyone
>>5919696
Never say never senpai
>>5919736
I could do a little something if you don't mind.
I want to marry Raven.
>>5919771
That would be nice. Thank you.
>>5919758
Good night, Russia! Have a good rest, 'kay?
>>5919748
Oh no, don't worry about it, I carry a gun most of the time anyway and a cross.
>>5919758
Night Russia!
Someone please stop me before I make a huge mistake
>>5919694
I-I'll figure out your tale... Books and written text are knowledge so there has to be something on you. You might say that it's nowhere to be found, but I'll figure out one way or another! And if I do, I'll have the knowledge that'll suffice to make you fall for real this time... and not just rise as if my magic isn't effective.
M-My recent experience was just me not being at my full capacity and being in the arena without a servant is certainly a disadvantage...
You're lucky that I'm getting tired or I would have the notes on "your tale" in a whim! I guess for now I'll be making my exit... Good night, creature of the night.
>Rin digs herself in her bed and covers herself with her blanket, nuzzling into her pillow before dozing off into the night by herself.
>>5919781
>a cross
I never knew that Kaito was an Italian
>>5919781
You won't fool me with that cosplay!
Screw, i'm taking a snooze. Night people
After a harrowing battle, our soldiers have finally managed to slay the elongated meatbeast that has been ravaging our kingdom for so long.
However, our victory was not without loss, as shortly after the second in command of my militia succumbed to his devastating wounds and passed away at 19:00 PM EST.
Rest in peace dear Fortulius. We will all miss you dearly.
>>5919800
why can't I type out paragraphs like this
>>5919730
>the slightest of smirks appears
Not exactly stone-faced for being an old rock, are you? Nah, those notes don't have anything to do with people winning and losing, as it turns out.
>>5919758
>>5919812
And to you.
>>5919772
All you have to do is ask, and hope for the best.
>>5919797
>It's a more boring version of 4. Don't do it
>>5919797
It is a battlefield game.
You are buying a battlefield game.
Is that what you want? Then buy it.
>>5919797
I already made that mistake, still waiting for my key though.
>>5919797
Black.
German.
Soldiers.
>>5919797
If you care for history, it isn't accurately displayed in BF1.
>>5919819
Because you lack the energy to do so. I mean, it's not that hard. Just turn off your brain and type.
Easy.
Alright. I need 24 of you to start this thing. It'll take a while since I'm doing something.
No dupes.
>>5919842
It's called progressive, anon.
>>5919853
Misery
>>5919853
Fork
>>5919805
Haha, who told you that? But I don't really have an established nationality, I mean Japanese I suppose..
>>5919809
Okay, the costume is just a costume, but I do have cross necklaces and a lot of guns!
>>5919853
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5919853
Junpei Iori
>>5919853
Schrodinger
>>5919853
Morgan Yu
>>5919853
Reuniting Shiraui
>>5919853
Reigen Arataka
>>5919853
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>5919853
Classy Raven
Oh, and be sure to turn off the curses against me, hmm?
>>5919853
Gaaaary~
>>5919853
Rin Tohsaka
(Skip if needed. I really have to get myself some rest and I don't want to take up a spot if there's people who'll use it.)
>>5919853
Dr. Rodicknik
>>5919853
Youhei Sunohara
>>5919853
Nazi Kaito
>>5919853
Garma Zabi
>>5919853
Luffy
>>5919860
'sup baby? name's company.
wanna get together sometime?
>>5919853
Eric Harris
>>5919853
Rinoa and Angelo
>>5919863
A cross and a gun for a robot pacifist.
>>5919875
>>5919853
>My phone is a wicked entity that finds pleasure in tormenting me like this, please rename to Tsumugi Shiraui!
>>5919863
>mfw Kaito was Japanese the whole time
I did not see this coming
>>5919853
Starlord
>>5919853
Frruy porn
>>5919800
You can spend your whole life reading those books and you still won't find a thing about me... Who would write about someone who was a vampire for just a few weeks, that would be boring, no one would care about it. and the way I see it, all your recent experience shows is that you're just not ready to finish anyone off... But nevermind that, have a good night.
>>5919915
He's a fuckin idol what did you think he was?
>>5919853
Seifer Almasy
>Filler
>>5919853
Araragi
>>5919941
A robot
>>5919905
The cross is because it's fashionable and the guns are just.. Well keepsakes.
>>5919915
Still.. I don't have an established nationality.. I don't look all that Japanese I don't think..
>>5919954
>Kek.
>>5919895
Sorry, too busy helping another madman invade the surface. You know how it goes.
>>5919968
so they are completely useless. You think im dumb don't you!
>>5919853
Senshougahara
>>5919990
No, they work, see look?
>He pulls a necklace with a cross on it off of his neck and presses it against the Nazi cat's arm.
Or did you mean the gun?
>enters
ALRIGHT THEN. IF ANYONE IS WEARING A WHITE CAP, STAND UP SO I CAN SHOOT YOU
>Rolls on the floor
>>5920026
>blows the dog's head off with a shotgun
>>5920021
A white cap? You mean like this one?!
>>5919853
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>5920038
>Climbs up your leg and bites your dick
>>5920040
>points gun at you and fires
Even with the troubles I am having, I need one more.
>>5920019
I take it you're not a cat person?
>>5920038
That was...what's the phrase? Oh yeah, "uncalled for". Wanna explain yourself?
>>5920038
>Teleports behind you
>>5920051
Maki Nishikino
>>5920021
Damn. I lack a white hat. Shame you can't shoot rubber though!!
>>5920047
>no reaction
>>5920056
>>5920060
>shoots the dog again without looking
What more do I need to say? My friend Dylan and I are a superior race.
>>5920074
You're cool. Go home.
>>5920074
It's been a long night
Hosthelper was being a real dink. I decided to skip the girl that she wanted to and the guy that called himself filler. Speak now or forever hold your peace.
>>5920048
>Kaito falls.
>>5920056
Well, technically I'm not a person at all, haha, but honestly? I wanted to see if a cross work for someone that doesn't believe in the religion.
>>5920080
>perma dead forever
(Fuck you anon, now i need to work on a new ava! Fuck You)
>>5920091
What a district I've found myself in.
I accept this challenge.
>>5920091
Rinoa's looking weird..
>>5920091
Ready when you are.
>Antfag
>>5920091
Why's the fat and bald mad scientist named Classy Raven
>>5920091
Alright, here we go! I, Alfred Jones, totally accept this challenge, dude!
>>5920091
The name is Dr. Rodicknik!
>>5920080
Oh, I understand now. You're one of those people. You're in a safe space now. Were you bullied, molested by a family member, or both?
>>5920091
>>5919879
I know you've had some difficulties in my arena, but I didn't think they were 'that' difficult...
>>5920091
Yo, swap me out for Link, I'm busy with some shit >>5920067
>>5920118
PINGAS
>>5920091
Thank you, thank you! Let's see if I can win one of these games like Mio-chan did. I think that would be an exciting opportunity.
>>5920019
You know that only works in movies right.
>>5920108
Yes! That just means more for me to kill!
Speaking of killing...
>shoots >>5920112, >>5920113, and >>5920092 again
>>5920124
You going to try therapy? That shit didn't do anything. I mean if a guy leaves a pair of cables in an unlocked van, then don't I have a fucking right as a fucking US citizen to take those fucking cables?
>>5919822
Heh. Didn't think you could smile. Being with the kid all the time softened me a little. Now you gotten me more curious.
>>5920112
>>5920115
>>5920118
>>5920124
As I said, Hosthelper was being a jerk. Those are fixed now.
>>5920138
Gotcha.
I guess that's it.
>>5920138
Thanks mate.
>>5920158
>Is replaced by another ant
>>5920118
>Rodicknik
With a surname like that, I feel bad for your mom
>>5920091
They say love is war. Well it don't get much clearer than this. Good luck to all of you.
>>5920183
You shitty fucking pirate. Why don't you get out of here before you ruin my wedding?
>>5920158
Hold on there pardner
The woman are mine to kill
>>5920189
>Gathers sugar and shit to take back to the colony
>Antfag
>>5920173
Fuck using the gun.
>squishes ant with shoe
>>5920189
Yes! All that I need to burn down the school wi...
>>5920201
Who the fuck are you?
>>5920189
What the hell is wrong with you?
>>5920189
NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! The hero is making a strategic retreat so he can come back later and scourge for supplies, alright? Totally, you gotta believe me there!
>>5920092
How exactly is it supposed to work?
>>5920158
Okay, for one, every other word out of your mouth doesn't have to be "fuck". For two, no, you can't just steal things just because they're not locked up.
>>5920162
What do you wanna know? As long as it's not about me smiling, I might answer.
>>5920189
Take the bag. You probably need it more, anyway.
>>5920153
Ah.. I wish to know more! Will holy water work? Or is that fictional as well? What about garlic?
>>5920158
>The bullets harmlessly embed themselves in the fake skin and halfway into the metal.
Man, It's a good thing that these aren't armor piercing!
>>5920189
This feels rather light... I must be super strong!
>>5920183
>>5920189
We're allies now, so shut it!
>>5920189
Zeon CQC is among the best!
>>5920212
>Is replaced yet again from god knows where.
>>5920189
There is no calm before the storm here. You guys came ready to fight.
>>5920217
>shoots you
All of my problems fixed! Fuck therapy!
>>5920223
>headshot
>>5920200
Like i said, i still don't buy it!
>>5920224
You shut up, eggface. You're gonna die like your other friend anyway
>>5920212
Im your prom date you ugly mother fucker.
It's time for my retribution. On all the whores in this thread
>>5920233
You gotta be kidding me! My dick and I froze to death?!
>>5920217
Got an image to keep up? I understand that. The book's just a little interesting to me. Also how is Luna? I have't seen her in a while.
>>5920233
>Tries to drag to the colony but is dragged around while he is drowned.
>Antfag
>>5920233
Damn, missed all the fun...
>>5920233
R-Reigen! You were a spy the whole time? I trusted you, damnit, you don't have to do this for the hero...!
>>5920233
This isn't how you treat a prince!
>>5920233
~hark swoon
>>5920233
Starlord, you are a cool dude. You want to come to my house and play Doom for 4 straight months?
>>5920244
>shoots you
>>5920233
I am NOT getting my nose broken again
>>5920217
I.. Don't know exactly, how does supernatural stuff work? I'm not an expert.
>>5920233
I believe most people already know my stance.
>>5920237
>Of course his head would be more reinforced than the rest of his body.
Hey now! Don't mess up my face.
>>5920253
Well suprise suprise. Tell "you know who" I said hi in hell
>>5920223
Nope, all fake. You should do your research on Vampires that isn't from a hollywood studio.
>>5920276
>punches you in the face numerous times
>>5920233
You must be fighting in the ice caps with all of this freezing going on. Not sure who is setting up those bombs either.
>>5920233
War is Hell...War is Hell...
>>5920286
>Stares with anticipation.
>Antfag
>>5920286
Damn it. Screw you too... corpse rapist...
>>5920286
Damnit Hero. What the hell am I supposed to do with these?
>>5920286
...Hm... Something about you seems familiar, but I don't know what. Either way, have 'em, dude! I don't need them anyway!
>>5920233
Holy crap, Rinoa got waaaay uglier...
>>5920237
>the bullet grazes my shoulder
Your problems aren't fixed yet. Allow me to assist you.
>levitates a nearby desk and hurls it at you
>>5920255
She's well. Life calls in different ways for each of us and takes us to places we hadn't quite planned.
>>5920276
Okay, different question: what are you trying to do with them?
>>5920268
>shoots back
>>5920240
Don't get what? I'm fucking royalty and have no need to associate myself wit commoners especially when those commoners are filthy pirates.
>>5920287
Awesome!! A talking fork! Wanna join my crew?
>>5920286
Alfred gets repaid for his gift.
Raven's not that scary people.
The fight of the century has to be stopped sadly.
>>5920287
Of course. When war happens, there is less food, and when there is less food, you are out of the job. War takes away your job. War is hell confirmed.
>>5920301
Yeah, fuck it. Thanks!
>>5920303
>shoots the desk and then you
Naw, fuck you!
>>5920305
Oh shit. That just grazed my shoulder. You know what? I respect you. Now let's show these bastards what natural selection is made out of.
>>5920316
>shoots the dog AGAIN
>>5920312
I will, but on one condition: You have to allow my elite guards to join as well.
>>5920316
Aaaaaaand then I get some dry socks back, too! I don't know what I need them for, but I'll gladly take them anyway! Thank you kindly!
>>5920335
You're welcome, dude! Don't hesitate to ask the hero for anything else - depend on me anytime, sir!
>>5920303
I know what that means. I'm glad you are taking it well. That can really ruin some people. And thanks for pointing out Rinoa's image. Kinda a mess right now.
>>5920280
Vampires aren't real where I'm from, so that's all we have to go on.
>>5920285
>This only serves to slightly scuff Kaito's face, but you're punching metal, your hand's kinda fucked.
>>5920286
His war face is underwhelming.
>>5920303
Do with what? The cross? It's fashionable.
>>5920316
Ah, it's just some torn artificial skin.
>>5920311
You're coming back if i have to drag you there myself!
>>5920339
Great! Deal!
>>5920316
>Tries to carry off fork
>Antfag
>>5920341
>walks away
>>5920351
>takes a lit pipebomb and shoves it down your mouth
Fork x Ant
>>5920359
Weaponize
Ants
>>5920316
The badguy takes down another badguy.
No magic needed, just a good ol' 'spolsive.
>>5920359
A CHALLENGER APPEARS
WHAT'S GOOD YOU BITCH ASS NYUKKAS
>>5920370
Valuable input as always Yukine.
>>5920351
Maybe they do and you just didn't know!
>>5920316
What's the matter, Morgan? Afraid of the dark?
>>5920335
Fine, we'll just get down to business, then.
>conjures a ball of energy and launches it at your face
>>5920345
Don't read too much into it, now. I can see how one might jump to more serious conclusions, but that's true of everybody, and in different orders of magnitude.
>>5920351
I mean, were you expecting it to burn a mark in his skin?
>>5920377
Damn, I told Rinoa to steer clear of Mokou...
>>5920286
Maybe I should have brought a scarf.
>>5920380
>Decides "Fuck that shit and runs off to get reinforcements.
>>5920359
Lie me down this instant and perhaps I may show you mercy...
>>5920365
See ya!
>>5920377
...Yeah, I think I'll need the sleep, actually. Just don't mind the hero, dudes...
>>5920392
>he doesn't know about ant man
>>5920406
>ducks
>kissu
>>5920377
A few wonders what it's all for. While that happens, someone else mercilessly kills a dog. Not cool, hero.
>>5920420
Piss off, I'm trying to talk to Yukine, the guy who only posts with his ava because doing otherwise means you're the biggest pussy on planet Earth.
>>5920431
>>5920406
I don't know how I got into this situation. So what kind of lameass tricks are you going to try this time?
>>5920431
...I-It was survival of the fittest, damnit, I didn't want to do that! You gotta believe me!
>>5920387
It's good. It's really good.
>>5920406
>chuckling, she can't keep a smile of her face
That was pretty deep. For a kid at least.
>>5920431
Punching people gets tiring
>>5920365
>It goes out when the fuse hits his saliva, he then proceeds to pull it out of his mouth.
That's rude ya'know.
>>5920377
Ugh, can I just please let go of my morals for a day?
>>5920397
Haha, that's impossible, considering I'm one the more advanced AIs I can hack pretty much anything.
>>5920406
Huh? No, I only expected it to maybe like.. Actually nothing, I wasn't expecting anything, it proved my point about religions though.
>>5920450
please calm down
>>5920431
Now we have some explanations for the explosions. Not the best idea, Ragi.
>>5920461
It's you again, the lil bitch.
Come here to get yo ass kicked again?
>>5920478
>throws the pipebomb back at you right before it explodes
>>5920457
>>5920431
>raises you off the ground and slams you into the wall
>>5920463
Trust me, I've had a lot of time to think about things. I assume you've had a little longer?
>>5920478
It's all about adjusting your expectations. Expect the wrong things, and you'll be disappointed every time.
>>5920484
NOO! My new crew mate!
>>5920484
OH GOD AM I BACK IN VIETNAM--
...O-Oh. I'm gonna go back to bed, now, just... No more explosions, please...
>>5920496
Yo, dude. And the answer to your question is "No", because I'm not gonna fight you this time. The hero isn't savage, believe it or not.
>>5920478
You are a terrible liar!
>>5920484
What I got from the feast is that we are definitely fighting near some cliff.
>>5920517
Why go to the feast when you have all this food right here!
>>5920431
Aww
>>5920517
Come on, little guy! We can totally do cool things if we work together!
>>5920511
You think that's enough to get rid of me? Well congratulations. I'm dead now. Celebrate or some shit.
>>5920517
>>5920517
I'm sorry Raven, I wouldn't have done that if you would have warned me that your strange spell is creating another version of me during your game.
Everybody knows that among bugs the stag is the strongest.
>>5920511
A few millennia worth of things to think about. And many futures to take into account. For a tip, don't grow as old as me.
>>5920517
Loyalty and fighting is what war is and this slide has plenty of it.
nintendo
>>5920537
...M-My heart. Even when it comes to an ant, it seems like the hero isn't taken seriously regardless... I gotta work on that!
>>5920555
Then follow me, dude! With enough hard work and determination, you can do anything and more within a blink of an eye! NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
>>5920535
You should know that by now! You've even won one of my games; isn't a little professional courtesy in order?!?
>>5920534
Why would I celebrate something I didn't get to do myself?
>>5920546
Why not? Time seems to have treated you well enough, unless there's something rough hiding beneath that rocky exterior.
>>5920559
nintendo
>>5920542
I'd collect you if i wasn't dead!
>>5920555
>>5920515
You gon get yo ass kicked by someone anyways.
Like that one bitch nyukka that shot himself.
>>5920555
I heard you were a great hero on eart, Ant Man. It's always nice to work together with like minded people.
>>5920555
Scratch the loyalty in this one.
>>5920575
But...why?
>>5920559
>Nintendo switch reveal
Pretty hype
>Find out Nintendo is trying to ban all Nintendo-related porn
Smdh
>>5920569
And what a great victory that was. But neve rhave I seen someone else using that spell and getting murdered by his own clone.
>>5920598
Because the world is a very interesting place
>>5920585
Probably, probably not, but I bet that I can just run away without confronting them regardless! It may be cowardice talking, but I don't wanna fight 'em!
...Wait, who shot what, again?
>>5920594
Okay, nevermind, turns out you're not gonna follow me. Crap--
>>5920608
OW! Crap, man! I know I'm annoying, but don't do this to the hero, damnit! I didn't even do anything wrong this time...!
>>5920499
>He didn't relight it.
You're really bad at this.
>>5920511
Haha, but not everything can live up to expectations.
>>5920516
I'm not lying, what makes you say I am?
How did carnivorous plants come to exist?
>>5920569
You really do know how to compliment a lady, Raven. No wonder Luna fell for you.
>after the statement, a serious look overtakes her face
It's simple really. Even in a normal lifespan, the average human is able to lose something many times in their life. Now think about that when you happen to be an immortal. It's kinda rough.
>>5920636
By pure hatred.
>>5920562
YOU FOOLS.
THRUST YOURSEVES UPON THE CARAPACE ALL YOU DESIRE, BUT KNOW THAT IT WILL NOT YIELD. YOU CHARGE FORTH INO YOURS DEATHS. NO AMMOUNT OF YOUR PUNY PINCERS AND THEIR FEEBLE ATTEMPS TO PENETRATE MY MIGHTY HIDE WILL EVER SUCEED.
>>5920594
Yoohoo! Guys! I don't think they can hear me.
>>5920651
That happened.
thanks yuno
>>5920632
You couldn't hack a calculator!
>>5920669
...
>Alfred just stands there, looking very shocked.
Well, that was quick. I mean... See you guys later, I guess? I dunno what I even did, man...
>>5920694
Congrats to the person that betrayed me, and thank you for hosting, dude!
>>5920630
That bitch ass nyukka that took the pussy way out because of the cops.
>>5920694
That was a weird ending. It was still one that gave us our winner. Congrats Yu.
>>5920707
Oh, him? I mean... Alright, I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what you're talking about. Kaito? Another guy here? Someone back at your place?
>>5920694
>Ants swarm and eat the man, whose weight crushes them as he falls.
>>5920724
That's the end of that.
>>5920669
YES! FLEE IN TERROR LESSER CREATURES! RETURN TO YOUR DIRTY QUEEN AT YOUR FORTRESS OF EARTH TO TELL HER OF YOUR WEAKNESS, AND HOW THE MIGHTY STAG LAUGHED AT YOUR ASSULT ON THIS DAY! YOU PUNY ANTS ARE NOTHING TO A TRUE INSECT SUCH AS MYSELF! BAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>5920694
Is this the end of Guardians and Ant Man?
>>5920742
Congratulations, guy. Thank you for hosting, talking rock.
>>5920739
Alternate theory:
>guy eats ant, who begins eating guy from the inside out, doing enough damage to kill him before dying a hero's death
>>5920724
Congrats Yu, and thank for hosting
>>5920742
Thanks for hosting. Even if I failed, it was a wonderful expierence.
>>5920703
That's just insulting..
>>5920742
Congratulations!
Thank you very much for hosting Garnet!
>>5920748
...Huh. I never noticed how interesting ants could be. I could watch this for hours on end...
>Getting into a comfortable position, Alfred begins to observe the ants, watching intently.
I made a pixel art Hiita, or however you spell fire charmer's name. How is it? Hair is.... difficult
>>5920742
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>5920742
Thx for hosting
Congrats yu
>gary
>>5920764
Did I hurt your feelings?
>>5920782
10/10 would fuck
>>5920768
Don't forget the corpse lily.
>>5920778
>The ants continue their scavenging of food peacefully for the most part, with only a few more crawling onto Alfred and biting before deciding to go about their business.
>>5920781
>closes top
>>5920823
>The ants drown
>>5920795
No, you just insulted me, I'm used to it, a lot of people don't like my voice.
>>5920809
>He doesn't seem to mind, just looking on in curiousity. Although he's quite the energetic person, he's feeling a sense of calmness and peace he never had before. He blinks a few times, snapping back to reality.
...Wow. That was actually pretty cool...
Good evening everyone~! How are you all doing?
With all these vicious plants around, I'm glad we werent born as insects.
>>5920729
School shooter bitch ass over there. Talkin to himself.
Nyukka can't fight but could whoop yo ass.
>>5920846
Ayy, been a while since I seen you! What's been goin down in the forest, Kag?
>>5920845
>As you blink, a fat bumblebee lands on the ground, injured from some past incident and is quickly swarmed and torn in half by the ants.
>>5920859
I did a bit of renovating in my den and ran around trying to see if I could find something other than just rabbits and fish to eat. How about you tall man?
>>5920827
>digests
>>5920872
>are digested
Hey Yu. Yeah Yu. Come on and get this.
>>5920846
Halloween's right around the corner. Nice to see the kiddies dress up already.
>Garnet
>>5920844
That means more than most people know.
>>5920846
Busy getting things ready for two seperate birthday parties AND Halloween, too! It's a very busy time for the hero around this time of year, and it shows, too! How's it been for ya, dude?
>>5920854
Oh, THAT'S where I recognise him from! Man, he seemed like a cool guy at first, but now I'm unsure on everything... Either way, I have super strength, so I sincerely doubt it. What do you think, dude?
>>5920867
>Shocked, Alfred gets up and moves back as slowly as he can.
Good God! It's cool, but that was morbid as all hell! Christ, ants are amazing, but they're creepy, too...!
>>5920846
Your friend with the fish pussy was here recently.
>>5920887
>The halves are carried back to the colony
>>5920883
I'm not dressed up at all though. These ears are real and my tail is so fluffy it couldn't be fake.
>>5920887
I got to move my den around and even redecorate it. That was a lot of fun but it took a long while.
>>5920886
I though you had plenty of fans anyway!
>>5920887
Kick his ass.
Then I'll kick yo ass.
Then I'll kick both of yo asses
>>5920868
I been gettin over a lil somethin, some allergy I didn't know I had. Had to sit out my game last night cause of it, but it's only preseason at least.
>>5920909
Another one, huh? I Guess I have been gone a while. I hope there are not many more werewolves here. Would ruin my costume. Oh and howdy.
>>5920914
I-I do, but I also have a lot of people who don't like me.
>>5920900
>And, of course, as our hero is easily excitable, he just walks back and keeps quiet. For about two seconds, that is.
This is just... Wow! Totally amazing, yet morbid as all hell! God!
>>5920909
Hey, it may have taken a while, but I bet that it was worth it! Of course, let's stop rambling about it and get into the juicy stuff - what's it look like, anyway? The hero wants ALL the details since he's in a good mood!
>>5920916
And then I'll kick your ass, too! I'm glad that we have come to an agreement on this topic, sir! You seem like a respectable fellow!
>>5920918
Like coughing, sneezing, and itchy eyes? That's no fun when you have to sit out of a game you probably enjoy for.
>>5920933
Oh if you want to dress up as a werewolf I can run around with you and you'll see even more authentic probably.
>>5920941
>Bothered by the noise, the ants decide to take notice of the large creature again.
>>5920941
It looks just like my old den, just now it's facing the other direction and everything is flipped around. It's even a new tree.
>>5920944
It's more of a half and half kinda deal. A vampire and a werewolf. Sounds silly but it looks better in person.
>>5920936
Not here right?
>>5920944
Nah, more like my face got all swollen up, had some hives, the nasty sorta allergic deal. Glad that's pretty much done with, but yeah, missin a game always sucks. Feels like you're lettin everyone down more than anythin.
>>5920952
>Alfred's eyes widen at them looking at him, placing his hands on his mouth. He looks a bit panicked at this current moment in time.
Mmph!
>>5920953
So it's basically the opposite of what it was before? That sounds, like, totally amazing, dude! I do wonder how you can fit a tree in a den, though. I thought that they were huge trees, and dens are supposed to be relatively small, right...?
>>5920941
You gonna kick my ass?
Let's put it like this.
Hell ain't shit and it won't be shit.
>>5920963
I'm sure there are some here that dislike me, can't expect everyone to like me, but no not really here. I suppose that's why I come here so often.
>Kaito