HG thread
>>5920982
>shoves back into TV
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>5920982
We need Adachi
>>5920982
>pulls out
>fugs
>>5920982
Coming out of a screen? Haha, seems so nostalgic.
>>5920998
https://youtu.be/bWcASV2sey0
>>5920986
Why would anyone hate you? You are too cool!
>>5920982
I MAY BE SCARED OF GHOSTS, BUT HOT DAMN, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
>>5920980 (Stinkmeaner)
In the future, sir. You're pretty powerful now, but with enough hard work and determination, I'll totally be up to your level in a century or two!
...I don't know if I wanna fight you NOW, however. Like I just said, you seem like a really powerful dude, I'll be honest with you...
>>5920978
>The ants seem divided on whether to attack or not and ultimately decide to head back to the colony and watch from there.
>>5920959 (Garnet)
A vampire werewolf? That really does sound silly, but I'll wait to see what it looks like before I judge it at all.
>>5920967 (Wiggins)
Oh so you play a more teamworky game? I've only really played hide and seek and extreme hide and seek.
>>5920978 (Alfred)
Well it seems pretty small from the outside but once you get inside it has everything you'd need.
>>5921012
I don't know, I'm sure they have their reasons.
>>5921020
>>5921009
>>5921003
>>5921000
>>5920998
>>5920989
>This was only meant to just be a header. Don't give me the urge to play a cute ghost girl.
>>5921022
>hugs
>>5921022
Howdy. You're looking smaller than usual.
>>5921023
I could show you what it looks like. Then you can judge how you want.
>>5921022
THE FUCK YOU WANT LIL NYUKKA?
>>5921020
I'll be waitin fo the day you die.
>>5921037
>Urging intensifies.
We could be screen buddies!
>>5921037
do it
>>5921059
Wouldn't that ruin the surprise of waiting until the big holiday day thingy? It is suppose to be a surprise right?
>>5921037
Do whatever you want!
>kissu
>>5921042
Hah hah, thanks!
>>5921059
I've always been this size, though.
Oh, wait, is it me from the future again? A lotta people were talkin' about that. They said I'm really big and strong and I can't wait to get there!
>>5921061
Just sayin' hi!
>>5921023
Yeah, it's kinda a weird sort of it though. You need good teammates and teamwork to do great, but one dude can make a team move from mediocre to really good. Hard to separate the two from each other.
Now, if hide n seek was helpin out people that got lost in the forest, what's extreme hide n seek?
>>5921022
Hey kid, you been it keepin it real since I last seen you?
>>5921036
I have trouble thinking of any.
>>5921021
>Alfred just squints his eyes, looking at the ants in interest.
I'm watching you lot, ants. The hero may be dense, but you all are up to something, I know it...!
>>5921022
>Our hero runs towards Asgore, laughing all the while.
NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! Dude, how's it been since I've last seen ya? You've grown an inch, I swear!
>>5921023
...
>Alfred, for once in his life, begins to think on what she says.
So... It's small on the outside, but inside, it's really huge? How does that work, exactly? Magic and all of that?
>>5921037
Do it, and I'll try my hardest not to punch her in the face! The hero swears on it!
>>5921061
As are many others, sir. You're not the first person to say that, believe it or not.
>>5921083
Well, I don't know either, maybe ask one..?
>>5921082
The games we play here obviously. It's like hide and seek just everyone hides and seeks each other.
>>5921091
>She nods her head a bit
It's just like magic. You could see the outside of the tree and you'd be like, how could you fit more than one room in there, but then you walk in and there are three rooms on top of each other with a stair case and everything!
>>5921082
Totally! I'm makin' lots of friends, and one of 'em is even gonna teach me how to play baseball!
>>5921091
Did I?!
>Frantically waves arms.
Oh, man, I'm gonna be big in no time!
>>5921102
Im sure they aren't worth talking to.
>>5921076
Yeah, everyone can call it stupid then. That day would be interesting, no?
>>5921081
Oh yeah. Real big.
>the woman holds her hands out far away
Like thiiiiiiiiisssss biiiiiiiiiig.
>>5921091
>The ants wait, hoping the monster will decide to leave them alone since they have failed to hurt it in any significant way.
>>5921091
>>5921077
>>5921066
>>5921065
>I already have so many. All I can say is no promises.
>>5921124
Maybe. I don't actually know what to expect, this'll be my first time ever experiencing it myself.
>>5921091
Should've figured that, wit you being a bitch ass nyukka
>"DO BE DO BE DO BA DO BE DO BE DO BA"
>"AGE-"
>The Nintendo Switch looks kinda cool, but I'm still cautiously optimistic towards it. Hype levels are at about a 6 and will reach a 8 once the new Kirby game gets announced at soon and a nine if a new promising Metroid Game gets announced at some point.
>/end shitty blog
>"NT P!"
>>5921119
That's not nice, just because they don't like me doesn't mean they're not nice people.
>>5921131
>Well I doubt anyone else plans on playing her.
>>5921110
Hide n seek n run like hell! True nuff man. Speakin a runnin, how fast are you?
>>5921115
Great lil dude! Which one is gonna teach you baseball, Junpei? He's da man, you know.
>>5921143
G-gary..?
>>5921124
Awesome! I'm totally gonna be able to free everyone then!
>>5921162
Yeah, Junpei! He talked'ta me about Little League and I wanna try it out!
>>5921162
I like to think I'm pretty fast because I can chase down rabbits and catch them so easily.
>>5921183
TELL ME ABOUT THE MERMAID PUSSY
>>5921138
It'll be my first time to. Candy, costumes, fun. That's what a friend told me it's like.
>the woman hols a hand out
Name's Garnet.
>>5921149
>Probably going to get one. I hated having to miss the Wii U.
At this point I'm not even surprised. You even come with your own them music.
>>5921171
That's something Toriel didn't mention. Must not be that important.
>>5921156
>Not that, it's mostly because I don;t know what I will be doing with her if I start this.
>>5921191
I know what costumes and fun are, but what's candy?
>She pats your hand
I'm Kagerou.
>>5921191
ayo hols up
*smacks lips*
so you be sayin we wuz racks n shit?
>>5921156
If they were nice they would like everyone!
>>5921171
I never did play much baseball growin up, always been a basketball guy. Say, you know what basketball is?
>>5921183
Hooo, little outta my league, damn. I could nearly keep up with slower ones last time I checked, and I ain't slow for a human.
>>5921191
>I'm a Nintendo consumer whore so I'll buy it no matter what
Krrrr
>>5921110
>
What the...? How does...?! HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?! Like, magic is a complicated thing, but that's, like, totally cool! You can fit so many things into a small den, that...! How many things have you fit in at once, Kagerou? I gotta know for scientific purposes!
>>5921115
You did, little guy! I bet you five bucks that you'll be just as tall as Russia when you get older, and he's tall as hell, bro! In no time, you'll be the adult-est adult right here, and that's the hero's promise!
>>5921126
>Alfred just silently waits, laying on the ground with a cautious, thousand-mile stare.
Just what are you lot playing at, exactly? This is going to totally not be good...
>>5921131
No promises or not, the hero will totally promise you that I WON'T punch her in the face and/or harm her! You have my word, dude!
>>5921143
Yep, you have me there, bro. No one likes me all too much, but why should I care about what they have to say if I don't say too much about what they do? The hero couldn't care less about it!
>>5921191
Oh, yeah, people told me Tori was here too but also all grown up and stuff.
This is weird. Maybe Alphy can tell me what's goin' on.
>>5921213
Is that another human game where I hit a ball and run and stuff?
>Showering, will reply when I get back.
>>5921213
That doesn't mean I still don't have some days where I can't catch any food at all.
>>5921222
Well I have a few chairs, a book case, a stove for when I do want to cook my food, my bedroom, my bed, my wardrobe, a bath too.
>>5921222
>Faced with a challenge, the ants are unsure what to do until a clever plan travels through their ranks.
>>5921234
Damn, you have any luck today? I got some food if you're hungry.
>>5921244
Mhm. Thank you for the offer though tall man. I caught enough food to last me for tomorrow as well, well it's today for you isn't it?
>She scratches her head a bit thinking about how time works.
>>5921196
>Honestly? Maybe have her be like the ghost that possesses Zappa, creepy but lovable, maybe..
>>5921209
Believe it or not I actually have people I dislike.
>>5921199
>the woman just stares at her hand, not that you can tell from the glasses
Eh close enough. You're really not from this world. You must know what a sweet is. Maybe Junk food.
>>5921205
I thought you humans would evolve sounding like that by now.
>>5921219
>Looks good so far minus a few things. But if it's got a good Mario, I'll try to buy it.
Don't talk much. Even with ow silent I can be, I don't know how anything could do with no speech.
>>5921223
It could be a few things. I could help you.
>>5921234
While you're at it, add in the Statue of Liberty and this could become a micronation--
>Alfred stops himself, takes a deep breath, and stands up tall.
Sorry, sorry, got carried away there. Man, all of this den business really does sound pretty complicated when you put it like that. I mean, how did you even find the time to rearrange the furniture?
>>5921243
>After thinking for a few seconds, Alfred devises a plan to make the ants reveal their true intentions. What does he do? Throw a single fry near the colony, lying in wait to see what they do.
...The Allied Forces are back, damnit...
>>5921264
W-who are they?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hBlbLgl5WDs
>>5921265
>Smash and Kirby will probably be more system sellers than me.
>Not buying the thing at launch, but then again why would you do that with ANY console
Krrrrrrrrrrr
>>5921273
People who hurt my family obviously.
Night to the rest of ya too.
>>5921256
Technically yeah, but I still gotta sleep tonight, so might as well call it tomorrow, you know? Speakin a which, I might be overdue for a rest. Real nice seein you again tho! Have a good night now.
>>5921272
>Suddenly distracted by the fry, they postpone their plan to grab it.
>>5921264
>That's an idea if I actually go through with this. Thanks.
>>5921222
>Sensing the fear in the man, the girl smiles while pointing at him. The spirit then slinks back into where she came from.
>>5921286
Anyone in particular?
>>5921287
Goodnight Wiggins, have a nice rest.
>>5921297
>No, thank you for giving me something to potentially look forward to.
>>5921302
No, not really, why?
>>5921316
I thought you were going to say me.
>>5921287
G'night, Wiggins! Have a good rest!
>>5921295
>With a sudden stroke of ingenuity, Alfred brings out a notepad and studies the behaviour of the ants, muttering to himself.
...Hm... If I don't know what I'm doing, how could the enemy possibly know what I'm doing? Mmph... I should've eaten that fry, damnit...
>>5921297
>Our hero suddenly feels much more scared than he was before, placing a trembling hand on his chest. With a shaky voice, he mutters to himself.
I-Is she gonna come back and spook me again? D-Damnit, the hero's too old for this crap, don't do this to him...
>>5921265
I eat a lot of fish and meat, sometimes I eat some rice or a funny plant that makes my head all fuzzy.
>>5921272
Well I have been gone for a little while haven't I?
>>5921287
Good night tall man.
>>5921323
Psst, Kaito has a thing for tsuns. Play hard to get with him and he'll be hooked
YOU LIKE STEALING HEARTS TO LOOK SO EASY
>>5921326
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>>5921337
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>>5921326
...Now that you say it, it HAS been a while since I've seen you... Like, two weeks, at the most. Have you really been spending all that time rearranging the den? Like, WOW. Talk about dedication! Not even the hero can concentrate on a task for that long!
>>5921332
I just want to stay friends with him. Im not like that!
>>5921325
>The fry is taken and the plan resumes in the tunnels below.
>>5921323
Ah, I don't recall you hurting my family...
You haven't have you?
>>5921332
H-hey! I don't know what you're talking about!
>I love the theory for why Kaito loves Tsuns, it's because they're cold and sweet like ice cream!
>>5921277
And it must be something having that theme song. It must play all the time. You must get into some adventurers... whatever you are.
>>5921287
Night Wigs. May have to go myself soon.
>>5921326
Probably shouldn't eat those plants...
You see, candy is something humans made that's bad for them. It has a different flavor, much different than what you said. Despite it being bad for you, it tastes real good.
>>5921347
I know, but it applies to friends too
>>5921337
>>5921343
A witch lady called it cat nip.
>>5921346
But it's my home. I have to care about it or it'll fall apart.
>>5921352
But rabbits and fish taste really good. Are the candies rabbit flavored?
>>5921352
Krrrrrrrrrrr
>>5921358
More like a Black Magic Woman you know what I'm saying?
>Santana and the scent of skunks seem to cling to this man
>>5921350
...
>Alfred really didn't know what he expected, watching the ants with a perplexed expression.
Huh. If anything, I think I just made them hate me even more. Just what are you all planning?
>>5921358
I mean, well, obviously. I was just thinking about how hard you must have worked to take care of it, that's all! It's, like, REALLY huge! Maybe even as large as the Vatican City from the sounds of things!
>>5921351
No but I think you secretly find me annoying!
>>5921353
We just talk! We are fine!
>>5921222
Awesome! Thanks, Hero!
>>5921265
Uh, alright. What're you thinkin'?
>when you feel a mighty feel
Cheer me up, HG.
>>5921373
>Her nose scrunches up
Her name was something like Saucy.
>>5921378
It's no where near as large as a city. It'd be to easy to find.
>>5921388
Cheer up motherfucka.
>>5921388
>>5921381
Huh? No, what gave you that impression?
>>5921388
Can you be a little more specific? I can't cure the problem if I don't know what it is.
>>5921394
You sure it wasn't Mary Jane? Yeeeeeee
>>5921388
>Gives hug.
It'll be alright! Just stay determined!
>>5921367
I didn't think it would be this tough explaining it, No but it tastes like other things. Like apples. You tried those I hope.
>>5921369
Yeah I agree. It can get exhausting at times.
>>5921383
Seeing the future. That sound like a fun idea to you?
>>5921383
Please, Alfred will do just fine, dude! The hero may be a bit arrogant, but you don't have to call him one all the time! I think people will say that you're "boosting my ego", whatever that means...
>>5921394
I mean, if you hide it well enough, any den can be as large as a city! I'm pretty sure that Chernobyl had a few stores underground... Either way, it's, like, totally plausible!
>>5921400
Just a hunch...
>>5921378
>The fruit of their tireless work shortly follows as the dirt beneath Alfred is no longer able to support him.
>>5921410
Well don't worry about it so much, I have fun with everyone I talk to.
>>5921407
You can see the future?! Let's do it!
>>5921408
Alright, Alfred!
Feels kinda weird callin' you that now, but if I gotta, I will!
>>5921404
Mhm. She was looking for some kind of magic mushroom to for a potion.
>>5921407
Mhm. I really enjoy eating apples to whenever I can't find any rabbits or catch any fish.
>>5921408
What's a chernobyl?
>>5921399
Why did Marv turn into a skeleton?
>>5921388
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>>5921394
>pets
>>5921415
...Clever little bas--
>Alfred yelps, falling to the ground... Or is it the ground under the ground? Either way, he falls, and he's a bit miffed about it, muttering to himself.
The war has only just begun, you clever people. You may have won the battle, but I'll win the war.
>>5921434
Feel free to refer to me as whatever you wish, dude! Either "Alfred", "America" or "Hero" will do fine with me - I just didn't want people to make you think I wasn't a hero if they found out you called me one! First impressions are everything, after all!
>>5921437
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>Alfred sweats, wiping his forehead with his sleeve.
J-Jeez, did it get a bit hot in here, or is that just me? I dunno what a "Chernobyl" is, either?
>>5921460
A-Anon? Buddy? Can you, like, delete that for me? Thank you.
Post and rate Avis since nothing else is going on at the moment
>>5921456
Why are you petting me without asking?
>>5921467
Oh. So it's like yelling out random words and hoping that the other person knows what it means for you?
>>5921460
...
>Kaito can't contain his tears.
>>5921434
Sounds like you're game. I have to warn you. You may see some bad stuff there, some that may not even come true. The future's not certain after all. Plus it will begin with a special contact between us. Speak now or forever hold your peace.
>>5921437
Now we're getting somewhere. There are many candies that taste like apples. Heck, even other fruits. I would bring you one myself but that should be saved for Halloween as well.
>>5921474
You can't post .avis on 4chan, silly anon.
>>5921460
>tfw had a calico
>>5921467
>The ants swarm and attack with all their might, trying to reach and attack where they think the monster is sensitive, such as in his ears, nose and mouth.
>>5921477
Because you enjoy it, and you look cute whenever someone does it
>scratches her ears
>>5921482
Oh, alright. When is Halloweeny by the way?
>>5921497
But it's rude to not ask first at least Phantasm.
>>5921467
Well, you gave me a great first impression, Alfred!
>>5921482
I, uh...
>Rocks back and forth uncertainly.
...Alright, let's do it.
>>5921496
>'Sup.
>>5921485
gimme a hug man
So do people still enter games here?
>>5921460
>>5921485
>>5921498
It is such a bad time to rain right now.
>>5921496
>Good news for me is that I figured out how I want to play Garnet again. Still feel like she's my weakest one.
>>5921503
you brighten my day when I see you in the thread
>>5921467
I dunno what a "Chernobyl" is, either.
Punctuation is a key thing when speaking, y'know.
>>5921474
>>5921496
Beautiful! Amazing! Stupendous! It's ten outta ten across the whole board!
>>5921477
N-Nope, I just really, REALLY don't wanna explain to you what Chernobyl is! Like, I thought you would have known what it is for some reason, but now that I found out you haven't, I feel hesitant on actually telling you what it is!
...No, I'm not nervous, why would you say that? C'mon. I'm the HERO.
>>5921485
>>5921498
Anon. Stop, seriously.
>>5921491
>Alfred freaks out, jumping up and running off for a few meters before dropping to the ground and hyperventilating.
J-Jesus, dudes! Don't kill me, I'm too young for this stuff! I know I'm arrogant, but just...! Calm down!
>>5921503
What can the hero say? Despite being a bit too eccentric for everyone's tastes, he really does know how to leave an impact on the people here, that's for sure! I could teach you how to be cool just like me if you really wanted to!
>>5921502
>the woman stares at an imaginary watch on her wrist
Ten days from now. A lotta time for you to get familiar with it.
>>5921503
Alright.
>she walks towards the goat until she is towering over him
You'll need to close your eyes for this.
>>5921506
That's a silly question. Of course we do.
>yawns
Now is the matter of waiting for one to happen.
So its been about 8-9 months since I hosted.
Do you small few want a game to help me get back into the swing of things?
>>5921496
>With the two weeks I've been gone, I'd have to say Kagerou is my only avatar again.
>>5921513
Did you cause something bad to happen there?
>>5921517
I know that a friend told me to dress up so I got a friends clothes to wear.
>>5921442
Getting electrocuted
>>5921522
Yes.
Please.
Link hasn't been able to host potfest since he's been gone
>>5921507
>All this sad stuff makes one think so, I'm grateful you're still here senpai, the thought of not seeing you around scares me.
>>5921513
>Y-you can actually tell jokes every now and again ya'know, it's not like I like them or anything.
>>5921431
Ok...I think I'll go to sleep now.
>>5921532
Link had Potfest?
>>5921523
A cute sleeping Kag
>>5921508
>Blushes.
A-Aw, thank you!
>>5921513
I wanna learn how to be cooler, yeah!
>>5921517
>Stares upwards at Garnet.
Uh, okay.
>Closes eyes.
>>5921541
Kamina gave it to him.
>>5921541
I think so yeah
>>5921522
One more before leaving wouldn't hurt.
>>5921496
>>5921507
>I have to say that Ram and Sylvie are my favorites from your avas. All in all you're great to talk to when I need someone to chat with
>>5921513
>I should try to talking to you sometime
>>5921503
>Is littlegoat your only ava?
>>5921523
>Would pet her/10
>>5921522
Yes please if possible
>>5921513
>Ants such as these are normally without mercy, but perhaps in thanks for the fry, they end their attack.
>>5921542
>Thank you. I haven't actually grabbed any new images since I up and popped. So now I can go get some more.
>>5921553
>Thank you estel.
>>5921496
>>5921496
>>5921545
>>5921546
Huh, I only remember Mokou and Kamina. But its what ever
>>5921549
>>5921553
Give me a few minutes to get everything in order and ill do a game
Do you guys start new threads for games or use the current one?
>>5921556
These are from doujins and only the non lewd images of her I saved
>>5921535
Ah, alright Schro, have a goodnight and pleasant dreams.
>>5921553
>I know we rarely interact but I like watching your interactions sometimes.
>>5921558
>Trying to steal the blue robot spot from me, like you think I wouldn't notice!
>>5921556
>calling me estel
YOU CONFUSING ME HERE!
>>5921523
Nope! Like, uh, it was just a really bad event that happened in Ukraine! I had nothing to do with it, believe it or not, I'm just not sure if I should actually tell you about what happened there!
>>5921534
What, and give Rika another reason to disintegrate me? Kaito and/or Kaito's narrator, I gotta think about this logically; on one hand, the reactions are really funny, but on the other hand, people would go crazy if it was a buildup to a really bad pun...
...Wanna hear a joke?
>>5921544
Well, lemme teach you how to be really cool!
...Um. Well, what should I teach you first? There are a lotta factors to being cool, but I don't know which one to tell you...
>>5921553
Then you better prepare for the conversation of a lifetime, because I talk about a mile an hour! NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
>>5921555
>Alfred seems to be very thankful, praising every god and deity there is for convincing the ants to forgive him. After a while, he stares at the colony, a smile on his face.
You lot aren't too bad, actually. This was an amazing war we had going on, dudes.
>>5921563
>I figured as much, most the Kagerou comics are from doujins.
>>5921561
The current thread should be fine.
>>5921523
You don't just wear someone's clothes. At least that's what my friend said. It has to be spooky.
>>5921544
>as the goat closes his eyes, the woman kneels down to him and kisses his forehead
Mwah!
>>5921561
Either is fine but we have been making them in current threads a lot recently.
>>5921561
You can use the current thread since it's still a long way till image limit.
>>5921571
>But I'm not wrong.
>>5921572
Oh. Did a bunch of people kill each other or attack each other over something stupid? I heard that happens a lot here.
>>5921575
She is pretty spooky though. Her head even comes off.
>>5921496
>>5921558
>>5921560
Besides being Euros and the whole timezone thing, don't see you do too much with your avas. Cirno seems to be appropriately childlike is about as far as I can go, though I have fond memories of Ronnie.
>>5921553
>>5921513
>>5921507
You guys know what I think, I think.
>>5921503
Like I said once as anon before, you're pretty good my dude. Very much like the positives of a younger kid you want to mentor
>>5921496
I should really be asleep right now..
>>5921573
Most japanese things tend to have an abundance of doujins for them. Last page I had saved considering the content.
>>5921573
>>5921575
>>5921577
Alright first 24 should do it for me then.
>>5921579
I haven't been called that in a long while
>>5921584
Slumberjack
>>5921584
Spike
>>5921584
Maria and Harusame
>>5921584
A ball of snow
>>5921572
Well, that's why -he- said to only tell them occasionally! So as to not ware then thin, but yes! Please tell me one!
>>5921584
Kaito
>>5921588
Yo, throw me a rating senpai
>>5921584
Aksis Prime
>>5921553
>As of right now, yeah, LT!Asgore is the only av I use here.
>>5921572
Uhh...
Well, what do cool humans look like?
>>5921575
>Gets kissed.
Heheh, that tickled.
>I've never actually seen an episode of Steven Universe, so I may need a tiny bit of guidance.
>>5921580
Thank you!
>>5921584
Littletale Asgore
>>5921584
Kagerou Imaizumi
>>5921584
Garnet
>>5921534
>It means a lot to hear that. I'm definitely not going to leave soon.
>>5921553
>Once again, I'm glad a lot seem to like Sylvie. I feel the same way about you. Especially the different reactions Ram and Sylvie have to the spider.
>>5921580
>it's just that Primetime starts around midnight for me and I just fall asleep mid-game
>and during the day it's usually just dead hours, so I just lurk
>>5921584
Cirno
>>5921584
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>5921584
Nagato
>>5921584
Netflix comedies
>>5921584
Starlord
>>5921580
>I try not to be here too often so I won't get bored of it again. In case of Ronnie I have to get into playing him again.
>>5921600
Oh, and I'm also the lumber/slumberjack. I just remembered you're new so you wouldn't have any way to know that.
>>5921583
>Definitely.
>>5921588
>So then it's good to throw you off.
>>5921597
Let me unload my damn machines first boyo
>>5921584
Lord Beerus
>>5921614
Want me to go through a bunch of doujins, save and crop non-lewd images and upload it to imgur for you? I'm just asking since it'd be something for me to pass the time doing.
Why do I get real anxious when tired HG?
About 9 more
>>5921625
>If it'd pass the time for you then I'd feel glad to have helped you have something to do. I'm just going through right now and grabbing some more images that aren't from doujins.
>>5921600
You should be seeing the possibilities of the future. All able to happen, all able to control. Tell me what you see, Asgore.
>>5921579
That's a normal thing for her? Sheesh, your place sounds strange.
>>5921635
Finger nibbler
>>5921635
>>5921584
Poppy
>>5921635
Aleppo?
>>5921631
Your kind starts to wander I think, and when you're not in a great place mentally for whatever reason, it wanders to bad places. This shit plagued me for like a year or two. At it's worst I'd have panic attacks like once or twice a week, which was nearly two years ago now.
>>5921579
Nah, a... Something bad happened, but it was outside of our control. Nuclear-type stuff. Radiation and uninhabitable environments caused a lot of trouble, basically. Like I said, I was unsure if I should tell you or not on what it actually was since it wasn't all too cool.
>>5921580
Lemme guess, hold up... "Ten outta ten, best guy ever"?
>>5921596
Of course! Anon told me that once, and I listened to him and got better because of it! Props to him to getting me back on track to where I am today! Here I go!
>Alfred puts his hand up to his chin in thought - he doesn't have any good ones at the moment.
I made a joke about a midget criminal running down the stairs. The punchline is a little condescending.
>>5921600
Hm...
>
Well, you're looking right at one, even if he is a bit annoying at times. I guess that all you need is a good personality and a creative mind - that's all you need to be cool! Don't do drugs and alla' that important stuff!
>>5921635
Everlasting Child
>>5921635
Albus Nox Luna
>>5921602
>Well I don't really dislike anyone here, but you're probably one of my favorites, I suppose because we started interacting early, so same goes for Aussa I suppose.
>>5921635
Kazuma and Trinity
>Filler
>>5921635
Marisachu
>>5921635
Furry porn
>>5921637
Of course. Another one of my friends is a mermaid too. I still think she'd make for some good sushi though.
>>5921629
I work in a machine shop. Doing tool changes at this second
>>5921644
I should say I can tell how much work you've put into making those two avas really workable, adding a layer of depth most likely not present in the source. The way you take everything seriously IC and act like the sky is falling is also very unique, and adds intrigue to any given night.
>>5921643
Then it's probably pressure from exams. Thanks boyo. I don't think I can prevent it but I started wondering how I'm getting anxious when the last time was 6-7 years ago
>>5921580
I think I may have forgotten. A lot on my mind these days.
>>5921644
Oh.. That, that one's enough, oh god, I thought someone said they didn't have any good jokes!
>>5921644
Oh so like the bird. She's a bit nuclear. So she lives underground and is a bit of a literal bird brain.
>>5921658
Ooohh, I thought it was like a vidya thing.
>>5921661
I've found that noticing you're letting your mind go for a jog down terrifying lane is the first step to turning its ass around. Rather than try to think of anything, or not think about it, I try to think of nothing at all, clear it out, and forget it.
Does this please the masses?
>>5921680
Looks good to me.
>>5921680
Could it be time for the next win?
>>5921613
>...I feel bad now because I can't recall who the slumberjack is, nor who you are.
>>5921637
Well, uh, I see me...man I'm really big, everyone wasn't kiddin'! I look really strong! Oh, uh, there's also a buncha flowers everywhere, and a throne, and I'm waterin' the flowers...
...Oh, hey, a human. I wonder how they got down here.
...What're they holdin'?
>Asgore's eyes fly open. He falls over, shaking uncontrollably.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>5921644
Do I got those already?
>>5921558
>use Ron more. Chill as fuck/10
>>5921560
>you need to talk to me more plus bullying your avas is really fun
>>5921580
>fingerlickingood/10
>you are extremely easy to point out when you're an anon
>>5921680
Looks passable
>>5921680
Yeah, lets get going
>>5921680
Don't see anyone else out here. Let's go.
>>5921680
Mhm. This looks good to me. Thank you in advance.
>>5921673
That's what I usually do boyo. I'm always calm, but lately I've lashed out a few times over small shit at people I care for and the past days just random anxiety. I'll just try and put my mind in a veggie state of nothingness. Thanks.
>>5921635
Gary
>>5921635
Reigen Arataka
>>5921688
>talking is hard
>or it's easy and I suck at it
>>5921680
Swap!
>>5921702
>>5921568
>Secret ava weekend was a great opportunity to use him after thinking about it for months. But don't worry, IMegaman is not taking away your singing spot.
>>5921680
I'm not sure about my district partner...
>>5921688
>Soon, when I get a few new reaction images.
>>5921704
>>5921709
>>5921704
Appreciated, but not necessary. I was preoccupied and thus late.
>>5921704
A little much but I'll match you. See you soon kid.
>>5921659
Well, I don't really know what to say - we're good at what we do, and that's acting like what we represent! Although Hetalia is a comedy series, what would happen if the happy-go-lucky guy amd the not-so-sane fellow was placed in an arena? You don't get that kinda serious stuff in Hetalia all the time, which makes it fun whenever we come here!
...I must be rambling and sounding crazy. Case in point, it's fun being here everyday! Take everything seriously and it'll make for a fun time!
>>5921666
NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! The hero strikes back with an amazing joke, truthfully, the best ones in the world! I was merely acting that out - I have good jokes, and that's undeniably the best part about my unique comedy! DURUFU~!
>>5921667
A literal bird brain? Does she say "pickle-pee", too...? In all seriousness, it's worse than you'd imagine. I mean, well, we practically created a Medusa because of that event, and that wasn't cool at all. Honestly, it's... It's worrying. A lot.
>>5921687
Got what, what I just said? Dude, you have HEAPS of that noise! It's honestly the first thing I look for in a person - a personality! If you're happy, everyone will feel comfortable around you! It's, like, totally science, and I'm really good at science! At least, I think this is science... Or is it psychological-type stuff?
>>5921702
>>5921719
S-sorry Reigen..
>>5921704
Does that mean I've committed a crime..?
>>5921711
>We both know Miku already has the singing spot, I still have the 'Shipmaster' spot though!
>>5921687
Asgore!
>she quickly takes the child into her arms
Shhhh. It'll be alright. It hasn't happened.
>>5921732
Just walking by. Don't mind me.
>>5921732
That's a lie, right?
>>5921665
Let me do this without looking at your ava chart, it might be more telling.
Garnet: Back when she was your only ava, you didn't interact almost ever. Nothing there to judge. You took lurk moar way too seriously. To this day, I think you're afraid of people having a negative opinion of you, when really that's mostly out if your control. That extends to a lot of your avas as well, which are very controlled, non-emotional, terse, blunt.
That second part applies to Ramlethal, but she broke you out of your shell as far as daring to rp at all.
Paula was a big turning point though. Her carefree brand of naivety forces your to be more daring in your interaction, more free.
Squigly lacks distinctness in my mind. She's dead, she has a snake, she likes jazz, and she's from old timey days. Those aren't personality traits, that's background information. How do those facts affect all aspects of her behaviour? They come up, but it feels like a secret agent who memorized a cover story from a file. It could turn out she doesn't like jazz and was born in 1995, and I wouldn't be shocked.
I don't know anything about Mizore yet.
>>5921734
Well she ate the sun and tried to destroy everything supposedly.
>>5921737
>>5921657
(In case you missed it)
>>5921732
Owwww.
>>5921734
So does that mean I'm already cool?
>>5921737
>He sniffles.
I-I know but...it was scary...and so real...
>>5921735
I entered expecting the bloodbath to happen seconds afterwards. I wasn't wrong. Don't blame yourself.
>>5921746
I don't know where you got that idea. Ill take you when ever you want.
>>5921758
>pets the bald cat
I will go wherever you want to go too, Shorty
>>5921687
Wiggins/basketball man
>>5921688
I know I am, but is that a bad thing?
>>5921696
Good luck. Anxiety fucking sucks.
>>5921758
So, I kinda thought chassis was a metaphor for body, and that you were human. And a woman. How were those photos on your profile even you? I'm not mad or anything, I'm impressed.
>>5921657
>I did. Sorry.
I don't need to tell you that eating your friends is wrong.
>>5921749
This is mostly why I asked. The future...
You did see a lot of good things right?
>>5921758
It's not like I'm a human. Doesn't count for me.
>>5921732
Ah.. B-but I tried even harder than that!
>>5921734
I don't know about the best jokes.. I gotta say, I love Russia's sense of humor.
>>5921753
I'm glad you still entered though, on the off chance that didn't happen you would have been in, it's good business sense!
>>5921758
>Holy fuck! Endo! Kek...
Sorry man, someone's already with her.
>>5921766
That isn't why I entered but I'll take the compliment nonetheless.
>>5921765
Would it really be that wrong if she was a fish though?
>>5921758
Well, I mean, come on, she's hot. And I haven't seen her with anyone else.
>>5921763
>Oh, alright!
>>5921765
Y-Yeah! I was really big and strong, and I had that cool throne room with all the flowers, and-and Tori was there too! We were both big! And everyone liked us!
>>5921773
Neat.
>>5921773
Now this is what you would call 'explosive diarrhea'.
>>5921496
I'm only ~50 minutes late for this, but I'll post it anyways.
>>5921748
...Ate the sun? I may be a glutton, but even I know that that isn't a good idea. What would it taste like anyway? Spicy? Blergh. I lost my appetite... Destroying everything is really bad, but eating the sun is just...
>Alfred looks a bit sick at this sudden revelation, hand up to his mouth.
>>5921749
Of course! Make yourself presentable and cool and stupendous and all of that, and the world's your oyster! Can you do that? Prove to me that you're interesting and cool?
>>5921766
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Everyone has different opinions, but I know that my jokes are GOOD! Ten outta ten! Only the masters can execute puns like these, and I'm the GRANDmaster! NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
>>5921773
I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>5921780
ily
>>5921780
How to woo Rotty?
>>5921780
[Static] is my favorite avatar, use him/her more
>>5921794
I prefer cats
>>5921794
TOUCH CANADA AND I'LL GUT YOU.
>>5921788
>
>>5921792
>Coffee and games. Optional brains.
>>5921793
>I have been.
>>5921794
Good job on beating that girl up, it was fun to watch
>>5921799
fuck you
ily
>>5921784
It's what supposedly gave her nuclear powers.
>>5921794
What about me?
>>5921771
Truly you must be a man who's good at chess right?
>>5921773
What exactly are these?
>>5921784
Remember what we said about this, nothing's perfect so you may say 9.99999/10, because I could point out flaws in every joke.
>>5921794
I can't get sick nor tired, at least not in the same sense.
>>5921747
>Thanks for being so clear. Yeah playing Squigly is kinda hard for me. I try to be polite with her but it's a little hard to me for some reason. I feel that doesn't allow me to be direct with her like the violent Ram or the playful Sylvie. I like her though. I'll try something with her next time she's here. The non-emotional type is my favorite in fiction over all. They just cover a lot of different niches within each other and I try to do that with my group. I can only hope to improve.
>>5921779
>Oh yeah. Just writing the response
>>5921773
Kamina. Stop hurting he-
>>5921772
Before I answer, I assume you don't mean a regular fish.
>>5921776
And that could happen if you try, Asgore.
>>5921780
>Midori
Good taste
>>5921804
>
>>5921809
>Any games.
>>5921815
>I need an excuse to use her again.
>>5921813
What less would you expect from Reigen Arataka, genius psychic?
>>5921815
When do we get there?
Are we there yet?
Are we?
>>5921818
>An excuse
Its midori. Just fuggin do it
>>5921814
Well I eat all kinds of fish, and a mermaid is a fish.
>>5921815
Why does she want to see my feet?
>>5921815
You won't need your pinkie finger to fire a gun. Apply a band aid and it's like new.
>>5921784
Y-Yeah! Yeah, I can, Alfred!
>>5921814
I'm gonna try my best! The future looks awesome!
...Besides that human...
>>5921815
>Looks at hands.
But I only got four fingers'ta begin with.
>>5921823
>I rp a character when I feel the need to, and my save the world urges have been low.
>>5921818
Roger that good buddy, over and out.
>>5921815
2 of them?
>>5921815
We didn't find anyone little guy, sorry.
>>5921818
Maybe, what's it called.. 3D chess I think? Where there's multiple levels.
>>5921832
She'll freeze it and I can skate!
>>5921832
>>5921832
Oh man, not again. This is the third time I lost to this thing.
>>5921836
I know of it but I don't get the point of it. Something like chess doesn't need to be taken to such extremes.
>>5921832
King Kaito is basically the most baller motherfucker to ever even think about existing. This dude has enough flow to carve the grand canyon in a day, and more street cred than a Minnesota road work crew in Spring.
I don't know if that's actually bogus, but it's what needs to be said.
>>5921812
Yeah, but how do you eat the SUN? It's HUGE! Huger than anything else on this Earth! Are you telling me that a normal-sized gal ate that huge star that gives us light?!
>>5921813
Bah, fine, whatever. It's 9.alottanines/10! The hero's in such a good mood today that he won't even try to argue with you because he's cool like that! Call it a hunch! NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
>>5921829
Then prove it, silly! The hero wants to see you put your A-game into looking cool, collected, presentable and what-not - we gotta test the skills on all of this to see if you ARE elle... Elgi... Eligible to be a cool kid! Yeah!
>>5921845
Bottoms up mofuckas!
>>5921844
Well I don't exactly know the details but they wanted to destroy everything just cause they could.
>>5921845
Roar!
Evens vidya+rp
Odds work on games
Dubs host after this one
>>5921856
Welcome to the party Squiddy
>>5921825
That's like saying you're just a wolf. I don't know how you do it back there but being human is celebrated back at my home. That includes limiting yourself sometimes.
>>5921829
A small wench like that can change everything. It's right to fear about that.
>>5921860
>>5921844
How are we gonna test that?
>>5921862
But...you said that might not happen, right? It only could happen, right? Right?
>>5921860
Wow, meanie.
>>5921855
I love you Kagerou.
>>5921841
But you at least know people always add unnecessary things to stuff, like me for instance, do you really need a robot to sing...?
>>5921843
Ahaha, what's that supposed to be man? I don't think I'm all that much, but thanks for the compliment.
>
>>5921844
America, from what I hear it's getting hotter over there, but I suppose for now you're cool because it's fall..
>>5921845
I wouldn't say bitches..
>>5921860
Again? But I don't feel all that bad.
>>5921862
Well I'm hunted like I'm just a wolf..
>>5921867
Thank you Phantasm.
>>5921872
>Ass is patted
K-Kaito, what the heck man?
>>5921872
Some people might. Your creators, for example.
>>5921845
...
>He takes a deep breath.
HEY, HEY, DADDY, KOORA WO CHOUDAI! HEY, HEY, MUMMY! HEY, HEY, MUMMY! TSUKURITATE NO APPURU PAI NO, ANO AJI GA WASURERARENAIN DA~!
>>5921855
But that's an achievement not even the hero can accomplish! Getting that outta the way, though, that's not a good reason to destroy everything just because you can. Like, you can't reverse the effects after you do that, so why would you do that? That's totally dumb, and she should feel dumb for doing that!
>>5921865
Hm... Well, just pretend that I'm someone you haven't met before, and you're trying to make friends with me! Play your cards right, and then I could be your very own friend, dude! That's, like, a good test, I think...
>>5921860
>>5921868
B-Brian, I...
>SLASH
>>5921872
But of course! It's a bit hot over here, but what can the hero do about it? It's cool, and it's only gonna get cooler later on in the year! Here's the hero with the weather forecast, durufu~! Hold up...
>Alfred shuffles a bit, trying to make sure that the person in his arms isn't uncomfortable.
Anyway, yeah! Totally amazing, how cool puns can be! They're a good icebreaker!
>>5921865
Right. Calm down there. I know you'll do what's right.
>>5921877
And that doesn't feel good to you I bet. The mermaid probably feels the same towards you.
>>5921887
...Can we test tomorrow? It's late and I gotta sleep.
>>5921889
Yeah...yeah! I'm gonna do what's right, for both monsters and humans!
>>5921876
Haha, not getting fooled by that.
>>5921880
N-no! I was just showing how much of a 'baller' I am!
>>5921882
Well they make money off of us I suppose.
>>5921885
We had dinner and made up.
>>5921887
... That one was terrible man, that's the kind of humor I know, so I know it's terrible.
>>5921891
This came out looking really good!
>>5921889
No. It just means that all the humans are scary and I have to help them get out of the forest when they get lost still.
>>5921887
Well she is a bird brain.
>>5921897
FIVE WINS.
>>5921897
Have at thee foul beast! Haha, we're just messing around rig-
>>5921902
Congratulations, Spike. Thank you for hosting, Shorty.
>>5921902
Thanks for hosting Shorty
>>5921905
Thanks for hosting, Shorty, and sorry for everyone I killed to make this happen.
>>5921905
Well done and thank you for hosting
>>5921898
By smacking my ass!? You're still baller, but chill my dude. Hugs are much nicer.
>>5921908
>>5921909
>>5921910
>>5921914
Much obliged senpaitachi
>>5921905
Thanks for hosting Shorty, gratz traitor
>>5921893
Hey... That's a good idea! You could potentially forget about me when you go to sleep, making the test fair and all of that! You're genius, squirt! Absolute GENIUS! DURUFU~!
>>5921895
...I mean, sure, but that hurt, man. God, right across my stomach, too...
>>5921898
Ah, shaddup. It was good! The best of the best! My puns are really good, you know. There's no need to be so mean about it... Just because I'm good at comedy and you're not!
>>5921899
Yeah, but she should feel EXTRA dumb for trying to eat the sun and destroy everything! Why, I oughta' go to her and tell her off thoroughly for trying to do that, that egg! Gimme a name!
>>5921905
Congrats to Spike, and thanks for hosting, dude!
>>5921921
Don't worry, just how things have to go down in there. It didn't take you too long to die, did it?
>>5921897
Well, he called it! Congrats!
>>5921902
Thanks for hosting, human!
>>5921921
Wow, I feel smart, and I didn't even know it! Awesome!
Nighty night Alfred, and everyone else!
>>5921917
Thank you for hosting again.
>>5921921
Her name is Okuu.
>>5921893
I believe in you.
>>5921899
Maybe one day you'll understand.
>>5921905
Nice seeing you host again, Thanks Shorty. Congrats Spike.
I think I'm about done here. The stars a re looking real interesting tonight. Love you guys. Later.
>>5921903
Congratulations Spike!
>>5921905
Thank you very much for hosting Shorty!
>>5921915
N-no it was a picture of me smacking one of my fellow Vocaloid's as- butt.
>>5921921
You know.. I like my comedy whether or not it's good!
>>5921929
But isn't it just natural for the food chain to work like that. That me being a werewolf I'd want to eat fish?
>>5921927
>>5921929
Goodnight you two, rest well and dream pleasantly.
>>5921933
Noooo, the arrow means you performed the action in the picture, hence why my ass stings right now. You gotta say you're showing a picture next time to avoid the same mistake
>>5921924
No, not really, but it hurt! It didn't help that I was holding someone in my arms while it happened, but I can't blame you for not knowing that!
...Either way, it's alright in the end. I don't hold it against you for it.
>>5921927
You're cool like that, kid! I gotta find a way to hang out with you more! See ya later, dude!
>>5921929
And farewell to you, too!
>>5921928
Okuu? Okuu... Got it! As soon as I see her, I'm telling her off for eating the sun and trying to destroy everything! Silly bird! She should know better than that!
>>5921933
And that's an admirable trait, Kaito, but don't say that my puns are bad! They're beautiful! Like, totally beautiful!
...Hey, can we keep it a bit quiet? I forgot that I was still holding Canada, and I don't want her to wake up because we're shouting...
>>5921950
Haha... God, I remember when I last said that to her. It's been a long time since then. Canada's my sister, obviously! And I won't shout if you won't shout.
>Alfred just shuffles Canada around, trying to hold her in a comfortable position.
All things considered, yours is just as good as mine. I wouldn't say BETTER, but still just as good, wouldn't you agree?
>The hero
Should I make a new thread?
>>5921970
Please
>>5921970
no
let HG die
>>5921970
Дa.