/Erp/ thread - Go back to sleep edition The thread will be nice

>>5902132
I want a cute elf to take me to bed and fuck me to sleep.

>>5902132
I want to clean Sylvannus' decaying bellybutton with my tongue

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>Anon puts fresh peanut butter crackers in his patented Trixie Trap.

>>5902167
>Steals the box

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>>5902166
>Sylvanas
Yes please.

>>5902125 (Snake)
>Anon's body tenses as he sees her silver hair suddenly sprout deep red eyes and slither on their own. He gulps and bites his tongue
...h-huh? Oh nothing....I wasn't really saying anything...

>>5902182
>steals the stick

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10/10 would spend afterlife in undead service to

>>5902182
>>5902246
>steals the yummy peanut butter crackers
Suckers.

>>5902132
Why are elves such whores?

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>>5902107
Oh that's all? Sounds easy!
>her hair-snakes extend with their fangs out to tear it to shreds

>>5902134
Got it!
I'll keep them safe.

>>5902214
(the hair is like that all the time, it's just usually not drawn in detail)
Don't be so nervous anon.

>>5902167
>>5902265
>Takes the rope.
Finally, I can fucking hang myself.

>>5902254
What do you think she smells like haha

>>5902279
Decay.

>>5902275
Hi Jiro

>>5902265
>peanut butter crackers

Pleb tier.

>>5902287
haha I still want to sniff her

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>>5901988
{I saved all the ones of Elizabeth on Elizabeth because ho boy, I want that Raygo who played as Liz to fuck up my sub Liz like this}

"Just like you, honey."
>She was already giving him pet names, and she hadn't gone that far with him yet.
>She stood up from her seat and strided towards him, shoes clicking against the ground as a soft hum escaped her lips, one of her hands resting on his shoulder and dragging along his collarbone.
"I don't know what I would do without you. I don't want you to leave my side!"
>For a second, her grip grew tighter on one of his shoulders, and she smiled sweetly at him with a bat of her eyelashes.

>>5902279
Rotting meat.

>>5902296
The hickory cheddar ones are better, sure, but I won't say no to peanut butter.

>>5902271
Oh...Well, good thing I brought a big pack of them.
>Anon pulls out another comdom and hands one to her
There's more to the rules, each time you get a new one, you need to use a new body part, the game ends when you can't rip them anymore.
By the way, what's your name snake girl?

>>5902317
Sometimes dreams are just dreams.

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I have a story for you, /erp/.
There once was a man named Lore Roger, who was King of the ERPers. He had pussy, milky wilkies, and cummies beyond your wildest dreams. Before they banned him from the Discord, these were the final words he said: "My Pokemon harem is yours for the taking, but you have to find it first. I left everything I own in ERPiece." Ever since, ERPers from all over /trash/ set sail for the ERP threads, searching for ERPiece , the treasure that would make their dreams come true.

>>5902073
>teasing/pressing his thumb around Links mouth, the Anon grabs Link by his tounge, pulling him down around the Anon's large buldge, pressing it against his face
~

(Sorry busy)

>>5902271
W-what makes you think that?
>He adverts his eyes from her and takes a step back.
I should um..really get home, don't wanna get eaten, I mean I have to go eat..

>>5902317
(I would pay good internet dollars to see that.)

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>>5902353
>He actually posted it

>>5902269
The only good elf is a dead elf.

>>5902326
Add some summer sausage.

Redpill me on Jinx x Mettaton

>>5902353
>There once was a man named Lore Roger, who was a furry
Fixed.

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>>5902375
duuude I have no idea I have never spoken to him in my life. Someone redpill me on this

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>>5902317
>>5902176
>She's taking down mental notes of everything that is happening during their time. Not only to scan for a opening, but also to use some of these techniques on her own pets, maybe Junko once she gets back in command. She cooed and moan a throaty tone in time to her breathing, not only to quench her thirst for sexual deprivation, but also to further prove her "devotion".
Ah, m-miss...
Mistress Junko-domo!
>She declared loudly, eyes locked onto Junko's as she felt her cum coat her belly. It was only when the blonde placed her finger into her hole did the gambler of a lifetime bent over, moaning and crying out in submission.
Mistress Junko-domo! Thank you! I promise; I'll treat you like royalty at my castle. I'll order my followers to kill themselves for your pleasure, I'll be nude and ready to degrade at any time, you can use as much as my winnings from gambling as you want~!
>She pledged, turning her head back while panting, her pupils once more enlargened, with her little pussy threatening to squirt.

>>5902375
I don't ship it

>>5902167
>Takes box and hides under it
>Contacts Col. Campbell for mission briefing

>>5902353
This post gave me meme aids.

>>5902373
I was talking about the prepackaged Kiebler crackers, Anon.

>>5902353
I fucking triple dogg dare you to take this cringe a step further.
Make a ERP related version of the english dub opening rap.

>>5902353
Hi Lore.

>>5902372
Hi Garithos

>>5902353
I wouldn't bow to a king who was a filthy furry or a pokephile.

>>5902401
You don't like the sausage?

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>>5902356
>Link huffed sweetly as he tasted his fingered on his sissy tongue, whimpering as he felt his bulge soon against his face. He nuzzled his cheek into it before sniffing and licking it through his pants.
Oh sir...this feels so immaculate.

>>5902436
This.

>>5902437
Welp, I didn't even know they had a summer sausage flavor. I need to remedy that soon and find some.

>>5902353
Dog fuckers get out

>>5902353
King? I didn't vote for him.

>>5902317
Of course, Liz. Why would I ever want to leave? You're great.
>Anon naively assumes she means she doesn't want to lose touch in the future.
I was just on my way to see Seaport Hime.
>That trollop!? Anon must be so misguided, thinking it's acceptable for him to spend time with other women.

>>5902353
Post the full image fag

>>5902452
>As the elf rubs and licks his master's growing cock through his pants, The anon grabs one of links hands to rub it as he grinds against his face with the other
You like the smell of it dont you~?

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>>5902366
>Not posting memes
>>5902381
>Snakes
>Fur
>>5902418
Absolutely not.
>>5902429
Hi Jiro
>>5902436
But you're a peasant, peasants must bow.
>>5902494
That's Jade.
>>5902506
I'm gonna oppress you.
>>5902518
Why?

>>5902575
Hi Lupin

>>5902596
Hi Virra

>>5902596
Hi Virra

>>5902596
Furfags, scalefags. Both need to be gassed

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>>5902575
>Just hearing and feeling the warmth of the anon and how much power he had over Link grow, the sissy boy blushed deeply as he looked up and softly nodded, before going back to sniff and lick his pitched tent.
I-I just love the smell of it. It makes it smell so fresh and ready~

>>5902596
Dog fuckers get out

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>>5902353
>>5902596

>>5902353
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yaxxUauZ6O

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>>5902660
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yaxxUauZ6O
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>5902660
cute, Cuter, CUTEST!

>>5902624
>His owner, while grabbing a large bundle of Link's hair, than slowly pulled out his peice, poking it at the elf's soft feminant face

>>5902596
I want to MARRY Lore.

>>5902728
Marriage is a sham. Love is a lie.

>>5902756
>rapes the sneaky doggo

>>5902756
Best gril

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>>5902720
Oh!
>Link gasped in shock, smiling lewdly as he felt the cock smack his lips as it went up out of his pants. His voice grew into a low purr as he felt his hair gripped, opening his mouth and letting him stuff his mouth with cock.
Mmmhm! Yummy~

>>5902783
See you in a month.

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>>5902617
>>5902618
Hi Lore.
>>5902620
I'd just go to a Pokecenter and heal up, anon.
>>5902630
Hi Jade.
>>5902655
>Those weak ass editing skills
>>5902728
Hi Kenny

>>5902799
Dog fuckers get out

>>5902799
Hi Virra

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>>5902790
(Just move on. No one expects a thing...)

>>5902783
>The anon looked down at Link, his breathing becoming drawn and heavy as his elf began to pleasure him. Thrusting and gyrating his hips, anon began to slowly face fuck young Link

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>>5902848
>The hero of Hyrule enjoyed feeling his cock plunge into his thirsty throat, as he moaned and swirled his tongue around the base and tip, his delicate hands rubbing and playing with his ballsack.

Unconsenting butt sex is best sex.

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>>5902513
{Writers block please dont hit me nOW}
>Those nails on his shoulder sank right on into it like a bird's fierce talons, and she slowly tilted her head to the side to look at him. Her eyes were still soft and caring, but a flame sparked in them. A flame that flickered with jealousy, hatred.
"Who's Seaport Hime, doll? You just showed up!"

>>5902868
>suddenly pulling out his member from hus sluts mouth, the anon's spit sosked cock began to throb as he lifted the Hero of time up by his hair, all to than bend him over
Thanks for the lube~

>>5902875
So you essentially want prison rape?

>>5902942
Rape from traps.

>>5902875
I'm sure all the inmates love you to death

>>5902904
(Don't worry, that's what practice is for.)
Ow!
>Anon lowered the shoulder she was gripping so harshly.
She's an anthropomorphic harbor I like.
>He LIKES someone else?!?!? This is what happens when you let boys out and about.

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>>5902916
GAH!
>The sissy hero deeply breathed as he felt the male's cock be removed. He was a bit disappointed, but not when he found himself bent over, being pulled down and roughly used.
M-master...
This is so amazing. I love it; I love cock~!

>>5903003
>The anon grabbed the little by his soft hips, plunging, teasing the elf by having his pulsating cock throb between Link's cheeks. Rubbing the wet cock against Link's taint the anon teases
Do you really want this dirty thing?

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>>5902353
>Should make Russian accent version of this some day... Nice gift for you guys

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>When you wanna funpost but there's nobody around to tease

>>5903157
There's always someone to tease.

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>>5903089
>Just hearing how lewd and naughty he was being, making him beg for his erection, Link's own little sword grew erect as well, making him whine even louder.
N-no; it's not dirty! Cock is beautiful! I would be HONORED to be fucked by you!
Please master; please fuck my little boy pussy hole; it yearns for your member and sperm...

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>>5903172
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mfMYPvw_K9k

Nobody around worth teasing

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>>5902979
>She didn't apologize for digging her nails that hard into him. She kept her firm grip, and her eye twitched at the far corner where he couldn't see.
"Oh...like? Well, you have to be careful around women...they are very manipulative, cruel creatures.."
>Her other hand moved down to encase his fingers with her own, but her grip grew firmly tight.
"Besides, I haven't got to tell you about my favorite story I read today."

>>5903157
W-well, I may be able to help you miss...

>>5903180
>stunned, the anon ejaculates onto link's back before he could begin violating the tiny hero. Holding onto him, the anon flops to the floor
I came...~ ty

>>5903196
Elizabeth...you're acting so differently.
>Anon's eyes look around, as if he's looking for an escape route, still so much resistance for Elizabeth to break. But she's confident he'll accept her as is songbird eventually.

>>5903157
>points and laughs

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>>5903232
>Even if he was desperate to be fucked and it never happened, dissatisfying him, his smile still remained as he snuggled into the anon, sighing in delight as he kissed him.
Sir; I should be thanking you for using me...
C-can I sleep with you? I want to be with my master for tonight~

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>>5903200
Okay, but you can't act like you like it.

>>5903268
>Ignores ignoringly
>Dies on the inside anyway

>>5902372
Sylvanas IS a dead elf.

>>5903331
...well,than I can't help at all than.

>>5903302
>still in disbeleif, the anon wrapped his arm around the lewd elf, kissing and suckling his smooth neck
Of course~
>licking and smootching, moving from his cheek to his pointed ears, the anon begings to whisper lewd remarks to the elf

>>5902388
Can I be your footslave again Celestia?

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>>5903380
>Just feeling the anon speak dirty to him just made him want to jerk his cock off. His own member was throbbing and ready to cum. Sighing in delight, he began to stroke himself, aiming for his own chest so he can cover himself in more cum.
Ah; master...
I feel like I'm gonna burst my load...
It feels, so good being yours~

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Goodnight!

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>>5903395
Why just be my footslave when you can be my slave for life? I ensure you that living conditions will be fitting for you, and that the benefit of knowing that I am happy with you is will worth eternal servitude...
So, do you agree anon?

>>5903425
>The masculine anon lowers himself, licking the couragous elf's abodomen until he grabs onto his cock, putting it into his mouth as he cupped Link's balls, helping him
~~

>>5903443
Yes, Lady Celestia, I will be more than honored to be your eternal slave!
>He gets on all fours and bows his head in worship
What task do you have for this willing servant?

>>5903438
Night.

>>5903438
>those jaggies
Get some antialiasing, you slut.

>>5903438
Please sleep with me DVa

And I literally mean sleep with me, I need someone to spoon with

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>>5903455
Nnngh! A-anon...I want it on my body...and than I want to stain my clothes with it~
>He confessed, blushing deeply as he tried so hard to not squirt.
I want to feel like the whore that I want to be...
I want to be a cock loving slut...
P-please master; help me...

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>>5903477
Stop reminding me how lonely I am;;;
Let's cuddle
>>5903471
Sorry daddy
>>5903463
Sleep well!

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>>5903460
>She kneels down, petting him and kissing his forehead.
Good pet; now come on, I'll lead you to your rightful place as of now...
>She responded, getting up and patti g her side as she strolled leisurely over to her throne, sitting down and gesturing to her left side.

>>5903507
You too!

>>5903501
>The anon stops suckling his pet, looking at how desperate the expression in the boys eyes are he gets up to to jerk off towards Link's face, fapping his wet cock as he watches his face turn red
Jerk off than

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>>5903547
>Jerk off he did; as he breathed heavier and deeper as he felt his cock ready to squirt onto him, eyeing the other load the anon has in his hands, eagerly panting for sperm.
Master; thank you...

>>5903527
Yes, my queen!
>He crawls beside her, and positions himself at her side, still remaining on all fours like a dog

>>5903585
>The anon held onto links hand as he began to release the hot load onto link, clinging onto his beautiful face. The stranger fan forces the tip of his cock to penitrate the faggy elf's lips, making sure all the cum has been delivered
Hhhhh..~

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>>5903251
{ >screams at her writers block}

"Differently? I'm just excited, honey!"
>Her fingers latched onto the sides of his face, and her eyes stared right into his without looking away. She started to walk with him, pushing him towards the back of the room and farther from the door. Her gaze stayed still, as Elizabeth began to ramble about her recent fantasy instead of her book.
"It was a cute little story, about this girl who wanted this guy! But he never seemed to care, and he was always running around with other girls. It left her heartbroken, sad, and so, so lonely...I don't want to be like that girl, you see? I want to be able to keep the one I love from running around with girls who will do nothing but use and abuse him."
>What was she rambling on about? Is this why her grip on his hand and shoulder was growing exponentially stronger and harder? Is this why her smile was now faltering with a sickening grin?
"Don't you see? I care so much about you, I don't want to see you suffer through that!"

>>5903731
Do you have any Elizabeth SFM webms you can post/link so I can fap to them

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>>5903737
{I don't have any SFM webms, but I got tons of gifs}

>>5903780
works for me

>>5903803
{This one was too big for me to post, but it's my favorite.}
{ http://lordaardvarksfm.tumblr.com/post/142050643249/insert-witty-title-here-sound-mixtapemoe-stream }

>>5903731
(Would you have less writer's block if you made shorter posts? We could have more back and forth, and more posts from me would give you more to react to, more to work with?)
>Before he knows it, Anon is backed into the wall at the back of the room. He's not even responding verbally, he looks a little scared. Elizabeth remembers songbird used to be scary when she was little, but that was before she knew songbird was only there to protect her.

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>>5903828
{Maybe. It might cut down some of my rambling.}
>She caught on to how scared he was, and the grip on his face softened now into a gently caress, her thumbs rubbing his cheeks.
>Her crazed grin calmed down, cooing to him in an effort to calm him down.
"Oh, honey, you don't need to be afraid. I just want to protect you. They're tainted by the outside world's influences. I'm still pure, don't you see?"

Post some cards please?

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>>5903616

(Sorry to bail like this; I had to sleep. See you all later...~)

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>>5903864

>>5903855
Maybe I should come back tomorrow...
>Anon started pulling away.

>>5903886
I need one of those. For me.

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>>5903896

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>>5903887
"NO!"
>She forced him against the wall again. Her smile went wide, and she giggled, running her fingers through his hair. She was planning something in her head.
"You should stay! You'll see if you stay! Come on, take a seat!"
>Her grip stayed firm as she maneuvered him towards her bed now, pushing away books to clear space.

>>5903922
Oh...Thanks, you're great.

>>5903939
Remind me to play with you sometime in the next few days.

STOCKING PLEASE COME BACK TO HG

>>5903939
>Anon was thrust onto the bed as books fell to the floor. Elizabeth was acting kinda scary, so he tumbled to the other side of the bed and bolted for the door, only to find it locked. He turned to see Elizabeth holding a key and grinning.

>>5903982
no

>>5903982
If you're losing posters, maybe it's cause your thread is boring and ours is fun.

>>5904068
Don't antagonise the neighbours, cunt.

>>5904068
>ERP
>fun
Nigga, I actually like ERP and I know this shit is fucking garbage.

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>>5904068

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>>5903982
>points and laughs

>>5904074
I don't come into their thread and typefuck, if they come here and whine about losing avas to us, I get to insult them.

>>5904084
Total garbage, but HG is a low enough bar for us to easily be more fun.

>>5904088
I can fap to this.

>>5904095
Fuck off, Aaron

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>>5903979
{I'll do my best!}
>>5904018
>She slipped the key into one of the pockets of her dress. Was she planning this? That smile was looking less and less kind, and more and more insane.
"Come on! Sit down! I think you should rest from walking all the way here! Maybe I can help you destress!"
>She strides towards him, humming the entire way. A hand rested by his head against the door, and she leaned forward to give a one-sided kiss to his lips.
"Your lips taste so good..did you eat something when you came over here? Like your favorite food?"

>>5903982
>points and laughs

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>>5904109
Damn, nice memory. Also, hi Cirno.

>>5903979
Why not play with her now?

>>5904126
Why do you think I'm Cirno?

>>5904131
Because I would most definitely fall asleep before we could get to the fun parts. It's the middle of the night after all.

>>5904112
J-just some spaghetti.
(She's being pretty lenient, he tried to escape and he's not being punished. I don't mean to complain, but it's practice tonight, so the goal is to find a dynamic that you find fun to play, and that I, and other anons, also crave.)

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>>5904141
Cirno was the first person to find out my IRL name.
Jude allegedly found my full name but I don't like thinking about that.

>>5904095
>does a happy dance

>>5904161
I'm not Cirno, just because he is the first one to know does not mean he is the only one that knows

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>>5904167
>points and laughs
>>5904172
Well then I don't know. Enlighten me.

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>>5904152
{Ah, okay, so make her more dominant. I was worried she could go too far.}

"I got you a present, honey."
>She pulled him by a tight grip on his shirt while she crossed her room, feeling around in a nightstand by her bed. Her hand went back to pushing him down into it, and this time she straddled him to hold him in place.
>She held up something to her lamp. It shined, looked circular...a cock ring. While she checked it over, her other hand blindly felt around his pants for a belt or button.

>>5903585
Still here Link? Just finished Overwatch

>>5904068
>ERP threads
>Good
Anons chase out all the fun users.

>>5904191
I just want Stocking back in HG so we can post the Fallout New Vegas copypasta

>>5904196
(One should always strive to go to far when goofing around with online roleplay. Playing it safe is for real life.)
>Her hand soon found that Anon's pants were held up by suspenders instead of a belt.

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>>5904240
Join us.

>>5904295
>ERP

That was honestly the community I wanted the least.
Already shitposted it, I have no idea why it was still on my catalog...Oh well, it's the thought that counts

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>>5904309
Stocking is happy here. Be happy with us anon :^)

>>5904309
And you don't have Stocking on Discord, or something else? You have to come here looking for her?

>>5904329
>>5904330
Guys that was the copypasta

>>5904335
O...k?

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>>5904241
>>5904241
{Yeah you're right. Also: thanks for suggesting shorter posts. I'm so used to writing longer because I think that if I don't there will be nothing to work off of. However, writing these shorter posts is making my mind actually begin to break out of the block! You're a fucking magician or something.}

>Her gaze snapped from the cock ring in her fingers to the suspenders, and she put the ring in her mouth. Holding it in place with her teeth, she hummed as she grabbed a pair of scissors this time. She wasn't going to waste time prying away those!
>She snipped away the suspenders without a care, humming to a tune in her head.

>>5904359
>The HG meme flew right over their heads.
Classic.

>>5904364
So instead of good jokes, you repeat bad ones and consider yourselves an "in crowd" for pretending they're funny together?

>>5904369
>Slices your fucking eye
Marked bitch.
>Does a happy dance

>>5904369
The jokes originates from Stockingsfag receiving New Vegas as a gift.

His response was:
That was honestly the game I wanted the least.
Already pirated it, I have no idea why it was still on my wishlist...Oh well, it's the thought that counts

>>5904360
(Well, if my tips are actually helpful...another is to think of posts as consisting of two parts, you react to what your partner gives you to work with, and then you give them something to work with. So in part A, I respond to you with)
>Anon's eyes widened with fear at the scissors glinting in the light.
(Then add something for you to respond to, ideally something a bit unexpected, not over the top things like "Anon turned into a giant carrot" but things that keep the story interesting instead of predictable, like)
>Anon reached for the pocket of her dress with the key in it, foolishly while the scissors were still in her hand.

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>The one line RPer giving tips

>>5904396
Wow, so it wasn't even an RP based in the setting of Fallout, it was the game being given as a Steam gift? That's...that's lamer than I thought. Wow, that's...I'm not even trying to be insulting, that's just sad that you'd consider this a joke, inside or otherwise. I really don't understand why you guys do over there. An online program plays an imaginary game for you, and you comment about the game as the characters...it just seems like it would be so much more fun to just PLAY the characters and act out your own Hunger Games and not involve that automated thing that tells you who dies.

>>5904424
People are free to disregard anything I say and do things as they please. I claim no authority. Your tips are as welcome as mine, if you have any.

>>5904430
You're making a big deal out of a dumb moment turned meme you know.

>>5904455
>meme
Using that term a littler generously there, Anon.

>>5904464
Whatever you want to call it man.

>>5904468
It's barely a joke, its a thing that happened that a group has latched onto because they don't have anything more interesting.

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>>5904408
>She put a finger to her lips as she watched him quiver under her from fear. To her, she saw it as him listening, and she appreciated that.
"See? I'm only here to help you, honey. How else are you going to learn if I don't do things like this for you?"
>She didn't catch on at first, fingers pulling down his pants now that the suspenders were no longer in her way.
>Then she felt something brush against her hip. A hand. In her pocket.
>Her back shot up straight, and she turned to see his hand. Her hand shot down, pinning his forearm to the bed.
"Don't you under/stand/?"
>She whispered to him, shoving the scissors into the mattress a few inches away from his face.
"I just want to /protect/ you."
>She whispered again, arm prying his out of her pocket and pushing it back into the bed.
"Please don't fight me, honey. I don't want to make this any more difficult."

>>5904481
Hi _______
Happy dance
Sluttty Slurp
Milky Wilky
In my clit

This place blows.
Dueces

>>5904491
And we suck. That's kinda the point around here.

>>5904490
It's not an argument worth having with him, fellow anon.

>>5904486
(I hope practicing with the new character went well. I'm going to sleep. I like her, I'm looking forward to more crazy kidnapper Liz.)

>>5904499
I was actually highlighting how retarded bullshit nobody should care about is memes all the time here, but that works too.

>>5904507
{Thanks for the help, anon! I'm going to be trying her out a lot more}

>>5904509
I already tried that, he just ignored it.

Lurkers show yourselves.

>>5904573
No.

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>>5904573
Does morbid curiosity lurking count?

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>>5904573
From the shadows...

>>5904603
Oh good. You too?

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>>5904617
It's like watching an alternate reality.

>>5904623
How would you react to an alternate you, Spiko?

>>5904623
C U C K

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>>5904629
I think I'd just be confused. But I wouldn't help but wonder which one of us was the evil one.

>>5904641
I see some things are constant, though. Reasoning for that one?

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>>5904573
Lurking off and on until about Halloween or so!

>>5904651
>Still kisses Spike's snout for good measure

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>>5904725
Aw, shucks. You're too sweet.

>>5904396
Wtf I hate stocking now

>>5904725
>>5904734
Well wasn't expecting you two here so late. How charming

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>>5904764
Dead hours are my prime time.

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>>5904573
Lurking, lurking.

>>5904788
i like the card, good stuff

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>>5904788
I tried making a Capcom vs SNK 2 card but it didn't pan out for me.

It looks good on you, Miku.

>>5904788
Can't give me a quickie titfuck with that Senran?

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>>5904573
>Dances to thriller.

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>>5904818
Hotaru made it for me, she's a gem.

>>5904809
Thank you, see the above!

>>5904821
Sorry, if I weren't busy I'd be active and able. I'll try to bring her out tomorrow.

>>5904725
We miss you sponty/Mattie

Odds sleep
Evens nah

>>5904839
A shame, is any other ava around for a good night fap?

>>5904839
Hotaru, and a stocking/ikaruga? I'll have to keep you two in mind.

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Someone fucking cuck me.

>>5904839
hope i'm around to catch your starter for ikagura then. have a good one.

>>5904869
no

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>>5904869
Technically speaking, you've got a better chance of it happening here than back in the Arena.

So, while I still disagree with what you wanna do, I approve your improving methodology.

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>>5904875
Oh..
>>5904877
Spike, it's must be fate.
I come here looking to be cucked, you're here. You should just fucking cuck me.

>>5904898
>No sponty, no titty ninja, only this
At least spike is doing his thing too.

>>5904898
Sup Vino

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>>5904902
>Only this
I feel insulted.
>>5904911
What's up?

>>5904916
Were you expecting the cuckhold red carpet? Not much to do this late vino

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>>5904935
I expect you all to worship me like the God I am.
Maybe take a day off work just to see me.

Reminder that Strike Witches do have character.

>No shitposting
>No shaming
>but alas, thread is in death throws
Sigh

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>Sits on a nearby tombstone, waiting.

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>>5904902
I have a thing?

>>5905009
>The man shivers as he walks through the deserted graveyard, his hands shakily holding his flashlight that only had one double A battery to power it. The light constantly flickers as he tries to use it to light his path, shining it onto the tombstone with the dead(?) girl sitting atop it.
T-This is a dumb dare...why would someone leave a corpse just sitting out here like this...

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>>5905031
>Yoshika remained absolutely still on the tombstone, not even batting an eyelid. The wind hollows which causes her talisman, which is on her face, to move about.

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>>5905029
Your cute, oblivious male protag thing.

>>5905029
I dunno, what do you call you and rarity then?

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Worth a shot? Who up?

>>5905069
>The man is captivated by the pretty undead girl's face, his curiosity being piqued as he walks a bit closer, the talisman obscuring a bit of her face.
Well I'm already here, might as well take back a souvenir.
>He grabs the talisman and takes it off of her forehead, looking down at it as he smiles at his prize.

What's /erp/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0

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>>5905096
(That face when you actually killed her.)
>Once the talisman was removed the body of the girl started to fall apart, and when reached body part shirt the ground it would be reduced to nothing but ash.

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>>5905070
O-Oh, I'm not a protag. I'm more of a supporting character. Even in my own life.

>>5905075
Can't friends catch up without ulterior motives? I haven't seen her in like ten years.

>>5905094
>has to leave on this
Fuck, can the busty squirrel hug me goodnight?

>>5905070
No, you're confused, that's Anon's role here. Spike actually has some interesting character

>>5905094
>lineup full of cute girls
...Especially Yozakura. Color me interested.

>>5905094
Guard your shins, someone from HG wants to kick you there for lewding Nazrin.

>>5905115
(Man in Violated Hero that was how you woke them up. Damn.)
>The man jumps back as the girl suddenly dissappears into a cloud of ashes, looking around before gingerly putting the talisman back onto the pile of dust.
S-Sorry?
>He said this to no one in particular.

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>>5905174
I like it that way, though. I'm not really all that interesting, so I always feel like I'm wasting people's time when I'm the centre of attention. Supporting roles suit me.

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>>5905152
(Hopping Zombies, I forgot hot to spell there Japanese names, are reanimated corpses thanks to the talisman places on their forehead. In short they are basically the only zombies that are slaves and die when that object that keeps them alive is removed/destroyed. Would you like to try again with a different setting?)

>>5905178
>This post is also the reason I RP as an anon
I want to hug the dragon.

>>5905179
(Sure if you would like to, I thought I ruined the mood not being knowledgeable about the character.)

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>>5905195
If you want a hug, you can have a hug, Anon. Hugs are free, ya know.

>>5905204
Sigh, bring it in scales
>Opens up those arms nice and wide

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>>5905178
Oh pfft, please. There's far worse time wasters around here than you. It's actually nice to have you around. In fact, I'm sure I can speak for at least a few people when I say that we'd love to see you around more often.

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>>5905130
>In a spontaneous burst of energy, Makoto rushes towards you and wraps her arms around your body, nearly bringing you to the ground as her large breasts press themselves against your chest.

Good night anon~! You're the best!

>>5905141
(I'm sorry I have to hear that. They'll get over it, surely.)

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>>5905211
And as the ol' saying goes: No homo.
>The dragon wraps his arms around the Anon, hugging him nice and snugly before draping his wings over him for good measure.

>>5905217
Well, I've been lurking pretty regularly these days. The Arena and I are having some differences. I'll try to make myself known a little more often. Is everything going okay here? I've observed but I've never asked.

>>5905218
>Nuzzles into that powerful hug from the energetic beastkin. Feeling that ample chest against him while sneaking a touch at her big fluffy tail.
Enjoy yourself mako, one of these nights

>>5905224
Holy hell dragon hugs are comf, and you're damn right, this is strictly platonic out of respect. Good night scales.

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>>5905199
Our tale begins on the night of Halloween in a little town that had no name. The children and parents were up and about. Going door to door to fill their bags with delightful treats. But there was a old legend within this nameless town. A legend of a monster who lurks the woods on this night, looking for its next meal. Little did the town people know that this legend was actually true. For Yoshika, the hopping zombie, lurked the woods since she was meant to guard this wooden house. She did not remember why she guarded this house but she had no will to argue.

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>>5905224
Oh? Some differences? Care to elaborate?

Well, I'd be lying if I said things were fine. It seems like more and more people are leaving due to neverending shitposting, drama, witch hunts, and all of that nonsense. It's pitiful, really.

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>>5905218
I would like to lewd the wise wolf. For there is an ass near by. But I fear.

>>5905141
Like those guys could even properly RP a real fight. She'll be fine.

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>>5905235
Sleep tight, Anon.

>>5905240
Oh, there's nothing really concrete keeping me away. I just haven't been feeling it. It's not so much a difference as it is a change in mood on my part. I'm sure I'll find my footing there again later on.

As for your problems: it really is unfortunate to see a community at each other's throats. But, hey, these things pass. You'll find your rhythm again, maybe with a rush of new blood, and then things will be even better than before. Just wait until the semester ends.

>>5905240
Actually around here people have been coming back, or coming from HG. It's real nice, more to play with.

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>>5905251
Ah, someone such as yourself should not have reason to fear. Being with me is a blessing indeed~

>>5905239
>The slightly muffled footsteps of a high-school boy echo through the spooky forest, every howling wind and scraping of branches causing him to practically jump out of his skin in fright. He takes a few deep breaths to try and calm himself down as he strolls down the barely visible path, no one coming this way for what looks like many years.
"Man I'm so lost...this isn't a short cut at all..."
>He continues to trek through the forest, the only light he can find in the pale full moon that hangs in the sky. His grim visage brightens as he sees the wood shack come into view. If no one is inside at the very least he has somewhere to rest for the night. He runs as quickly as his legs will carry him and knocks on the door, it opening from the force of hurried knocking.
"Uh, hello? Anyone there?"

>>5905218
I hope they do, you're a real cutie.

>>5905260
True enough.

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>>5905139
Interested? In me? Thank you, but I don't think I'm ready to commit to a relationship...

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>>5905263
I see. Well that's okay, it happens. In the meantime, feel free to hang out here if you'd like.

I wish that was true. It seems new blood just attracts more ire than anything. Although that's most likely just the work of trolls, everytime we get a new player, shitposters begin slamming them for no reason. Then, others come to their defense, and understandably so. Sadly it usually does nothing but entice even more shitposting.

But I do hope you're right, in any case.

>>5905268
Is that so? Could you give me a few examples?

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>>5905278
I fear that I may not be able to keep up with you if we went out to drink. I've never been able to hold my liquor pass a second bowl.

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>>5905303
But then that attracts a certain type of person who stays despite shitposting, and that kind of resilience usually makes for a great community member. HG had one with Garnet, and now she's one of our very best.

Plus, shitposting comes in waves. People get bored of their own jokes after a while.

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>>5905280
The only sound that could be hear was the sound of empty air escaping the seemingly empty shack. Suddenly, the sound of leaves and branches crunching under someone's foot could be heard. The sound appeared to be getting closer and closer yet it was too dark to see if there was anyone there and surely if there was someone human there then they would of called out.

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>>5905309
I suppose you're right, but I'd be curious to know what's our rate of retention. I assume not very high.

That may be true, but you have to keep in mind there's quite a lot of things to make fun of around here. People will latch onto whatever they feel is worth spinning and keep repeating the same memes over and over.

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>>5905339
Everything has its expiration date. You'd be surprised how things that seem like they'll be around forever just disappear one day.

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>>5905349
But Spike! Memories don't expire and if we upload it all onto a computer then we can live forever.

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>>5905355
But if they're uploaded onto a computer we can edit and filter them, so we can pretend none of it ever existed.

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Why is everything so deep all of a sudden? Someone typefuck already.

>>5905361
>slaps ass

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>>5905364
Ow! Hey, that's tender!

>>5905361
>headpats

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>>5905359
But you see. What if that we upload it into a computer then threw that into space.

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>>5905349
What about you? Are there things over in the arena that you just can't seem to get rid of?

>>5905361
>Smothers Mewtwo

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>>5905368
Hmm...Yeah, I can work with this.

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>>5905370
Then the Martians can delete our shitposting while they sift through our thoughts for something worthwhile.

>>5905374
At times we thought the same as you. But, you can probably guess from my attitude about how I feel about it nowadays. It all passes.

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>>5905374
Wait wha-mmmph!

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>>5905361
No cowtits afoot, though.

>>5905326
>The boy's fears run through his mind at a fever pace, the feeling like he is being watched or even followed running through his mind. He turns around and looks off into the shadowy forest and calls out in a shaky voice.
"H-Hello! Is anyone there?"
>He hears the steps grow closer and closer, not stopping in its oddly off beat pace, as if someone was limping towards him. Despite his better judgement, he stands to meet whoever is currently creeping through the forest, hoping its the owner of the shack.
(Sorry for the long delay, had to grab some food.)

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>>5905380
That's what you said, yes. But you also said you had some differences, so...

Ah well, I guess there's no point in worrying too much about it.

>>5905384
Something wrong, big guy?

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>>5905306
The ability to hold one's own liquor is a useful skill indeed, but there is no reason I should expect you to have as much experience as someone who is as capable as I. It would be wise for you to spend your time with me regardless, wouldn't it? Perhaps I could bless you with an experience of my own?

>>5905379
I like to be gentle before I get to the naughty stuff, you know?

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>>5905394
Those differences are mainly on my part. The Arena is fine, I'm just not in the mood for it.

It's natural to be worried, though. Just shows you care about this place.

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>>5905394
Please warn someone before you do that.

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>>5905398
Naughty stuff? What kinda naughty stuff? Are we gonna kill someone? I don't do that.

>>5905407
>Scrubs your back

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>>5905390
Out from the shadow which has taken over the entire forest was a lone young girl. She was hopping around, almost like she was playing a game until her eyes caught sight of the male. She then stood in place for a second before she began to limp towards them with her arms stretched out in front of her like those old fashion zombie films. Her clothing appeared to be from old Chinese decent. Maybe from the Yin era or the Dynasty era of China.
(My next reply may take a while

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>>5905410
Ahh.. Thank you anon-kun~

>>5905405
Neither do I...at least after that incident.
Anyway, the non-violent kind of naughty stuff. The sexy kind.

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>>5905399
So it's not due to an issue in particular? You just haven't felt like it?

True. As little as I've been posting lately, I still wish to see this place well and alive.

>>5905400
My bad. My level 100 fighting type body isn't too much for you to handle now, is it?

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>>5905422
Oh...anon-kun, you pervert. Pervert! Dirty, dirty, dirty!

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>>5905425
No, why would it be? I just would have preferred some warning.

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>>5905425
I'm just a little burnt out. I'll be back killin' again in no time at all, I'm sure. It's just like you and this place. Just because you don't post as much, doesn't mean it's not home.

>>5905414
>The boy nearly bolts into the house at the sight of the oddly dressed girl, her outfit seeming much more authentic than any run of the mill costume. He lets out a sigh of relief, glad that it wasn't some ax wielding murderer tailing him.
"Haha you scared me...What are you doing in a forest all by yourself, are you lost too?"
>He looks at her as she shambles forward, seeming to not hear his words.
"Eh? Hello? Do you want a hug or something?
>He stretches out his arms towards the girl in a similar fashion.

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>>5905429
I thought so. So you just don't like surprise hugs then, huh?

>>5905433
Hmm, fair enough, I suppose.

You know, for a silly self-conscious dragon, you make some pretty valid points.

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>>5905395
>Parsee claps her hands together while taking on a bright smile.
Then we shall go drink together.
>She then extends one her hands out towards the wolf and waits for them to grab it.

>>5905361
But what does it mean to typefuck, what does it mean truly?

>>5905426
Hehe, I won't deny that. But I don't hear any words of rejection from you, do I?

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>>5905457
I just spent too much time around better people than me. I learned how to do a pretty good 'smart' impression.

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>>5905457
They are fine. But there was a period where I was unable to breathe.

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>>5905469
W-well...I mean...I've done it before and it felt good, so...

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>>5905437
"Pro... protect." Yoshika said as she got closer to the individual. Once she was close enough it was easy to spot something was off. Her skin was a pale blue color almost as if she has been decease for quite some time.

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>>5905473
Come on now, you need to stop putting yourself down like that. Even if you did pick up some wisdom from other people, it's clearly not just an impression.

>>5905478
Uh-huh. Well at least it was worth it, no?

>He stumbles in with a steaming cup of coffee in one hand, his other resting on his lower back, and a tent in his briefs. Blinking away sleep from his blue eyes, the shaggy-haired man grumbles out a "Mornin' " to the people, before planting himself face-first on a couch, mug clinking on its side-table.

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>>5905494
We'll just have to agree to disagree on that one. And I like to think of it as putting everyone else higher instead of putting myself down.

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>>5905494
...I would be lying if I said no.

>>5905494
(This isn't the vore Blaziken right?)

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>>5905494
Dear lord, there's a lot more art of the chicken in that outfit than I thought.

>>5905480
used goods

>>5905492
>The boy shifts his head to the side as the girl approaches closer, the sight of her skin making him feel slightly worried.
"Wow you really went all out with that costume. What do you mean protect? Am I not supposed to be here?"
>The boy keeps rattling off questions, not aware of if he's any real danger.

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>>5905500
Then it looks like we'll be disagreeing for a while, in that case.

It's okay though, you're still cute.

>>5905502
Good! I wouldn't mind doing it some more, you know.

>>5905503
Nope. Fate Valentine, fully fleshed out OC Blaziken.

>>5905504
That's because it's a special chicken!

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>>5905463
>The deity grabs Parsee's hand and smiles, following her lead without hesitation.
Yes, to squander time would be bad indeed~ Let us hurry.

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>>5905516
By all means.

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>>5905516
I'm not cute. I don't know why people keep saying that. I'm a lizard with wings.

>>5905526
Hi Virra

>>5905526
>slurps