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Comf enough to be dead.
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>>5892934
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>Anon puts fresh peanut butter crackers in his patented Trixie Trap.
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>mein comf
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Might as well try and get things up in here:
CARD CHECK
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>>5897002
It's amazing how effective you are as comedy antimatter. I feel myself getting less funny just from being near you. Yeah, I'm outta here.
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>>5897030
>Rustles the Mew's fur
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Comfunism
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Somebody explain to me what lowkey means
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>>5897040
Multipass.
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>>5897006
As of the moment, I don't fucking care.
>Stocking swipes up the lemon heads and the lollipop. She quickly pops a couple of the lemonheads into her mouth before letting out a sigh and sticking the lollipop in.
Awwwhh, that's the stuff, so much fucking better...
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>>5897030
>pets
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>>5897054
to keep something low key: to not announce it; to have a quiet gathering; opposite of a large party or big group of people; not much emphasis, closely aligned with a normal night out doing the usual stuff.
im going out tonight but it's pretty low key; i've gotta work tomorrow so tonight's going to be a low key event.
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>>5897054
It means a safer more prosperous Asgard for all of us.
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>>5897040
I'm watching you all do lewd things
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>>5897054
Lowkey means... a lot of things depending on context.
>The anon scratches the back of his head as he tries to explain.
Mostly it's to do with being subtle in some fashion.
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>>5897040
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>>5897077
#4 pls
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>>5897077
Not my taste, but facinating spread there.
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>>5897068
You might be disappointed, Ma'am.
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>>5897077
Can you play Just Shoot Me! Spade so maybe we'll get Laura San Giacomo in here and I can fuck her tits?
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>>5897068
Nobody cares what you're doing.
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>>5897040
But what if i'm determined to lurk?
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DMG has left me alone. I now know how to evade her grasp besides being LD.
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>>5897056
Glad I could help.
>He pops the extra blueberry-flavored lollipop from his pocket into his mouth and leans against a fence.
Feelin' better now?
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>>5897126
The doctor gets it.
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>>5897136
Then that's fine, just lurk man. It's just real slow in here is all. You feeling out of it today?
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>>5897040
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>>5897162
Been feeling out of it the past couple of days honestly.
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>>5897040
(Seems suuuuper slow today!)
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>>5897068
Goth sissy bulges and Jojo memes and Dark souls and Dead rising's Frank west's fat fucking cock in my ass
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>>5897190
>Smooches Iowa on the cheek.
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>>5897197
Paul's so tired he doesn't have the energy to be a creepy correctly.
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>>5897197
Paul your brain is leaking.
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>>5897187
(Whoever you are I hope get better, I'm sure people miss ya!)
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>>5897197
That wasn't specific...
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>>5897040
Stockings on the menu, obviously.
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>>5897190
Iowa is one of reasons war with America is bad idea
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>>5897068
Now that you said that, I won't do them
but i will say Harley is cute
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>>5897190
>hugs the shipfu
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>>5897211
>>5897212
I'm still kinda recovering from this morning's hangover
fuck booze man
I still love it though
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>>5897088
You have selected: David Spade! Congrats!
>>5897099
I have been known for my diversity.
>>5897126
Trust me man, if I could get her in here, I would.
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Post
Avas
You've
Thought
About
Playing
But
Never
Have
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>>5897254
When Farley died, did she hold your head to her titties to comfort you?
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>>5897154
Those breasts were burned into my mind ever since I saw The Stand mini-series as a kid.
>>5897254
God speed Joe Dirt
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>>5897251
>Oh look at me I am so wasted after downing one glass of sewage-tier American beer
I wish your mom kept drinking when she carried you around.
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>>5897259
Somebody relevant who won't get shitposted.
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>>5897259
An old Zoroark character I used to play
Ridley
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>>5897259
'T'would be a fine thing, would it not? To seek relief in a place where most are straightforward if not blatant about their desires.
None of the cringing anxiety of so-called "normal" folk here, that's for certain.
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>>5897205
You can't just do that to a battleship you know. There's all sorts of protocol that you have to go through.
But maybe just this once.
>>5897233
Just try being our friend Russia! Though that won't happen if Ms. Clinton gets into office.
>>5897246
Now a hug too? The nerve of you people!
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>>5897273
She probably did.
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>>5897273
My mom might be slav but she doesn't drink that often, like once a fucking year
>>5897259
pffffft how long is my fucking list
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>>5897147
Ohohohoho...god yes, sooo much better.
I seriously needed that...
>Stocking lets out a sigh as she suckles on the blue berry lollipop, popping it out sometimes to slip in a lemonhead.
Ohhh...this is nice.
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>>5897293
I know and I will be sad
>hugs the Americanski ship
How are you comrade?
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>>5897293
Come now. Many people have gotten you to do far more without so much as a single hello.
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>>5897251
Your underaged is showing.
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>>5897293
>lets go of hug
Sorry Iowa, It's just pretty slow in here.
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>>5897307
>LD is part slav
This explains everything
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>>5897259
Wasn't there a nigga that was gonna do her but never did? like he had her on his card alongside thirty other characters, then proceeded to NOT use her.
Really the only thing holding me back is that I already have so many avas, and I feel like if I add another one right away shit's gonna get cray.
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>>5897064
I kek'd
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>>5897349
They had like 30 something characters and only used like 4 of them and got super mad and raged at them as an Anon whenever someone called them out on that.
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>>5897349
You made Solaire lose Coffeeress; you're going to fucking play her, cunt.
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>>5897319
Yeah and you're dick is showing
faggot
>>5897348
Da cyka borsch
It's actually polish, but they still drink vodka so whatever
>I still haven't drunk vodka
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>>5897259
You think I'm some hedonist who drowns his sorrows in ladymounds?
Yes. The answer is yes.
>>5897270
You too, Dr. Phil.
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>>5897349
Oh god I would want this so damn bad. And it's ok to have dupes in here man if that's your problem it's not really one.
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>>5897308
Why...
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>>5897383
Jiro is cute. Thats why.
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>>5897377
First reply was meant for >>5897269
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>>5897314
That's okay foreign man, everything will be okay. People might be flexing their muscles, but that doesn't mean anything will happen! Hopefully anyways.
>>5897318
Oh come now! I just want to make my citizens happy. Don't imply anything!
>>5897339
That's rather true...maybe we can just chat the day away?
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>>5897310
Sugar really lifts your mood, huh?
>He watches her gorge on his ill-obtained sweets since there was nothing else to do, rubbing his cheek in phantom pain. Lord knows he'd get cavities if he ate sugar with that much passion.
I wish I had a pick me up like that.
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>>5897259
2many
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>>5897375
You should start off with around nine or ten bottles, then.
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>>5897348
Oh yeah, I vaguely remember him telling me that one half of his family are cheeki breeki tier and his dad's side is something else. Idk.
>>5897375
>>I still haven't drunk vodka
Neck yourself.
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>>5897109
Idunno. Looks pretty lewd around here.
>>5897234
I think you're pretty cute, puddin'
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>>5897383
You should beat him up. He made a young girl give him her panties in exchange for petting her.
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>>5897291
You said it.
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>>5897371
Really? that's what happened to them? huh, I thought they just disappeared.
>>5897372
I-I didn't mean tooooo, I thought I'd pick her up right away...then I proceeded to not.
>>5897381
Go-Goddamn it, don't tempt me. Oh I know that, not everybody is like he who must not be named.
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>>5897415
Enough to pass out sounds good to me
>>5897416
cheeeeki breki
Well it's not like I can go out and buy it
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>>5897259
(I'm bad at getting over my stage fright)
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>>5897407
Yes. If we could work as one it would be better. Also I kinda like you...
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>>5897407
Well if you're not up to play that's fine too. So what's on your mind then shipfu? Can I see those lovely breasts while you tell me?
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>>5897407
You don't really have to do much. Just being around is enough to brighten the day of any of your citizens.
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>>5897424
Oh fuck! It's one of those clowns I saw on the news!
>backs away from the harlequin
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>>5897289
(Oooooh interesting)
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>>5897437
It's unknown what happened to them, I was just saying what they did when they were around. They just randomly disappeared and it's unknown what happened to them but with the attitude they had I say good riddance.
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>>5897440
Yeah, sure. Enough to pass out. Maybe have about five more just to really let it kick in.
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>>5897394
Jiro sounds like a pendejo.
>>5897425
He fuckin' what? That's fucked up. C'mere, cabron!
>Gabriel approaches the offending person, punching a fist into his palm
>>5897463
(W-what is?)
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>>5897437
I won't tempt ya, I just like your taste and love me some Drag crown Sorceress. You do you man
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>>5897436
And yet such hesitance. Perhaps I was misguided in my understanding of this place.
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>>5897462
Topical. Now make a Trump joke funny guy.
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>>5897440
>Well it's not like I can go out and buy it
Do it like Irish teens, hang out in front of an off license and offer some fag money to buy you vodka.
Actually, since you have choice in this case, ask for white rum.
That shit is just liquid G U C C I.
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>>5897424
Hey thanks, I really dig the black lipstick. It matches your eyes--or some crap like that.
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>>5897491
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>>5897491
B-but I don't know any funny jokes! Don't hurt me!
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>>5897504
Yeah but this is america
it's different here, not everyone is a deadbeat alcoholic who drinks because they hate themself
>>5897491
aBUILD
WALLLLLL
>>5897472
sounds good
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>>5897513
>not wanting HQ to hurt you
What are you, some kinda faggot?
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>>5897486
It can't be helped. It's a slow day for most and I'm just lurking so I can't provide you with what you might be craving, miss.
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I just saw a UFO and now i'm scarred. How do I keep the ayy lmaos at bay?
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>>5897540
Listen to
https://youtu.be/uytWxYKSupI
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>>5897464
Guess I might as well swipe Sorceress up. I already got a good idea how I'm gonna play her, and I got a folder rearing to go, so what the hell.
>>5897477
Well y'know what, you tempted me. Good news, this could lead to Sorceress and Amazon time, since there's plenty of art of the both of them together.
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>>5897540
It was probably nothing, just ignore it my fellow hugh man bean!
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>>5897533
I'm not gay! I'm also not a masochist!
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>>5897530
Well, even if they aren't, you are.
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>>5897576
#30avasbynovember
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>>5897536
>It can't be helped
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>>5897579
>not being a masochist
What are you, gay?
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>>5897593
No, I'm not Owain!
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>>5897576
Oh cool we have sorceress! Would love to play sometime man good luck.
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>>5897586
Zing
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>>5897473
(The male Zoroark ya goof)
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>>5897610
Zimbabwe.
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>>5897591
I CAN'T HELP IT! Sorceress will be the last one for a while, probably, maybe...
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>>5897259
The reason is obvious if you've seen other images of her.
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>>5897577
Thanks, Anon.
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(Ah, sorry for maybe popping in when I shouldn't have. I'm gonna go lay down, kind of tired)
>>5897445
Aww, how sweet! See, international cooperation isn't that difficult. Hope to see you soon then!
>>5897450
Sorry, may something's just wrong with me? But I can at least oblige that!
>>5897452
Ah...that certainly can't be true, but it always warms my heart to hear!
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>>5897576
Cool. You're picking up Sorceress, time to get to the real totally important question.
Sorceress and Amazon threesome when?
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>>5897630
IF YOU DO NOT REPLY TO THIS POST YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT
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>>5897630
JUMANJI
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>>5897505
Thanks. What's a clown without make up?
>>5897507
Ha. Now tell the one that's funny.
>>5897513
I wasn't planning on it.. But now that you mentioned it..
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>>5897635
>Menaces with revolver
GIVE ME THE MILKIES AND NOBODY GETS HURT
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>>5897643
You too.
>kisses your cheek
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>>5897644
Probably whenever, they have plenty of art together.
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>>5897657
YOU WANT A FUNNY JOKE?
MY LOVE LIFE
>Takes swig of tequila
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>>5897651
>>5897654
Haha Howerd is a jew baspinko.
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>>5897679
MAZIONGA
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>>5897555
>Gabriel beats up the PetAnon. It was pretty brutal and it was a wonder how such a skinny kid like him could even do that much damage. Drink your milk, kids.
>>5897628
(Ahh, yeah. He was an old character I used to play. He has an extensive backstory about him and I just recently decided to make him not dead.)
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>>5897677
HA! Tell another
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SHIT THE BED AGAIN
TYPICAL
STRAPPED DOWN
MY BED
FEET COLD AND EYES RED
I'M OUT OF MY HEAD
AM I ALIVE, AM I DEAD?
SUNKIST AND SUDAFED
GYROSCOPES AND INFRARED
WONT HELP
I'M BRAIN DEAD
CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID
GOD DAMN
SHIT THE BED
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>>5897635
Wait who is this picking her up btw?
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>>5897696
RHODESIA
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>>5897657
Need a side kick?
>Before Harley can respond, Anon playfully kicks her in the side. He grins hoping she liked his joke.
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>>5897657
No! There's no need to resort to violence! I'll do anything!
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>>5897722
Take a wild guess, you'll probably get it right.
[spoiler]Stocking/Korzy[/spoiler]
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>>5897723
BAZOOKA
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>>5897739
Oh, that explains a lot.
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>>5897657
Someone who just tells poor jokes and dresses like an idiot? Actually, that sounds like a lot of people I know..
>He muses this over but eventually refocuses his attention on Harley.
Gotta say though, I've never seen a hot clown before.
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>>5897739
New menu item then boys.
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>>5897739
New card when?
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>>5897635
>Sorceress will be the last one for a while, probably, maybe...
[x] Doubt
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>>5897635
(You sure? You seem more addicted to new avas than I was on HG.)
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>>5897635
It won't
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>>5897726
AH!
>Crying out in pain she jumps in the air, cradling her knee that you kicked
YOU LITTLE SHIT I'LL SKIN YA!
>>5897736
Meh. I have to many slaves as it is. Sorry kiddo
>>5897782
Oh I'm hot now? Don't tell me you're.. clowin' around!
Get it? Do ya get it?
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>>5897774
It should, it should explain literally everything.
>>5897810
That doubt is very understandable.
>>5897802
Never.
>>5897847
>>5897849
I have a problem, please help me.
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>>5897847
(We miss you setsu...)
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>>5897847
>Hugs tightly
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>>5897863
Yes! I'm safe!
>does a happy dance
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>>5897863
>What's wrong, didn't like my pun?
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>>5897864
(It's a good problem for everyone else.)
>>5897873
(I'm not gone. I am thinking about what I'm going to do with my avas.)
>>5897878
>gasps for air
You can let me go whenever you want!
>>
Is it possible to return without people being mad at you
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>>5897919
Yes.
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>>5897710
(Interesting! I'll have to hear about it sometime in the future!)
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>>5897919
Yes.
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>>5897913
>Loosens his grip a little, but doesn't let go
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>>5897919
Fifty-fifty.
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>>5897913
(Do as you please, just miss having fun is all.)
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>>5897919
Just try it out, what's the worst that could happen?
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>>5897925
>>5897930
>>5897939
>>5897949
What if it's me?
>>
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>>5897919
Dunno, depends if the imposter did some crazy shit, otherwise no.
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>>5897946
Passive aggression, the post.
>>
>>5897958
You'd have to leave long enough for you showing up to be considered a return to find out.
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>>5897958
URRRRRRRGH
U FUKEN DOUBLENIGGER
HOW DARE U TRIK US LIKE THAT!???!11?!11/
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>>5897946
Isn't that what I should say right?
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>>5897960
You're better than the discord JP, JP!
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>>5897937
>Getting a bit more comfortable, Setsuna wraps her arms around the man's waist and nuzzles her face into his neck.
That's better.
>>5897946
(I'm hoping to go back to hosting this weekend.)
>>5897959
I don't think that's a good idea.
>>
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>>5897984
>going back to HG
it was nice having you while we had you
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>>5897984
>Hosting
>OF HAPPENINGS
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>>5897958
"Return" implies leaving.
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>>5897928
(It's a sad and tragic tale, and I'll have to rediscover his trickster personality so he can stand out amidst the edgelords I"m playing)
>>
>>
>>5898010
C U C K E D
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>>5897958
Paul, you think not posting for 3 hours is taking a suitable break.
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>>5898000
(Going to HG doesn't mean someone is gone. In fact i'm there right now and it's a blast. )
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>>5898039
It's funny because it's true
>>
>>5897984
Probably not. Could be funny for a bit.
>>
>>5897984
Well, it was nice to have you while we did if you're going.
>>
>>5898033
Fronk?
>>
>>5897984
>With a relaxed murmuring, the man rests the side of his head against the archer's scalp as she nestles into the crook of his neck, hands idly tracing small shapes across her back. The smile on his face likely goes unseen, but not unfelt as his lips twitch against her hair.
>>
Nya, hello evfurryone! What's going on in h33--
.
Is this a bad time?
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>>5898063
Yeah thats probably who it is.
>>
>>5898070
>tranqs n' spanks
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>>5898035
She can't talk to me here but next door is fine sir.
>>5898046
You can have your cake and eat it too.
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>>5898000
>>5898057
(I'm not leaving. I'm often on HG and ERP at the same time.)
>>5898066
>She squeezes him a bit tighter, one leg popping into the air. Slowly, she pulls her head away to look him in the eyes with a trusting smile.
Why did you come hug me?
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>>5898070
Nope. Just an HG vs ERP thing again
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>>5898033
Hi Ash
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>>5898102
Just wanted to show you're appreciated.
>With a grin, they raise an arm to tousle her hair just a little.
And I needed a hug. Two birds, one stone.
>>
>>5897976
Hey, thanks anon. I'll keep up the good work.
>>5898033
No worries anon. Its only human to vent out.
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>>5898080
>
H-Hey, stop, don't do that! N-Nya~!
>>5898104
ERP is always better! It's so much more fr33-willed here!
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>>5898138
I appreciate it. I needed a hug too.
>She giggles a bit as he tousles her hair.
You're so sweet. Do you want me to blow you?
>>
>>5898178
Quit with the puns.
>Grumbling, he pulls out a billy-club, and holds it up in front of her in a threatening brandish.
This won't be hitting you if you keep it up.
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>>5898155
"Oh hey, you showed up again."
"You staying around? "
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>>5898178
I guess. Now what?
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>>5898186
That was quick.
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>>5898063
(Yeh)
(Anyone want a session)
>>
>>5898195
>:33 < *ac gasps at the sight of the weapon, and tried to back away from the anon!*
I-I'm sorry, it's just how I pawlk! 3-33p!
>:33 < *ac clamped her hands over her mouth, gr33n tears welling up in her eyes!*
P-Purrlease don't hurt me...
>>5898205
I'm gonna wait fur somepawdy to pail with me!
>>5898230
>:33 < *ac pounces on the kitty lady with her arms outstretched!*
Nya!
>>
>>5898230
No.
>>
>>5898186
>His reply is a breathy chuckle and a negative shaking of the head. His hands gently press against her slender form, sliding down her sides before cupping her buttocks and giving them a sappy squeeze. A kiss pecks against her little nose.
Maybe another time.
>>
>>5898230
Welcome back :3
>>
>>5898230
Would but it's getting late and I have to be up early tomorrow.
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>>5898245
>He keeps the billy-club raised as he tugs her back by her knee, to a position where he can swing one leg over her waist, and come down to a kneel. His hope: to restrain the pun-making feline humanoid.
We'll get that habit wrung out yet, pussy-cat.
>Reaching behind, he swats her ass again, palm coming down with a loud 'crack' as he waggles the nightstick in the air.
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>>5898208
Well, he's nice.
>>5898230
(I'm glad you came back.)
>>5898274
That's not what I meant.
>>5898275
>She looks slightly disappointed, but it quickly fades when he gropes and kisses her.
Aww, okay. Thank you for the hug.
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>Is dragged back into the thread by some magic power or something. She died.
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>>5898245
>hugs
I will play with you!
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>>5898325
>wakes u up inside
>>
>>5898274
And then walk him home gently.
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>>5897259
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>>5898302
N-nnn~! S-Stop it, that's hurting m3333!
>:33 < *ac cried and pounded her fists against the ground as she was so ruthlessly whacked on her soft rear!*
I-It won't happawn again, n-nevfur in my life! O-Oop...!
>>5898333
Nya, r33lly? Are you sure you won't detonate your frag before it's time to throw it?
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>>5898348
>Rattles
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>>5898384
>Once more, he strikes her bottom, the other cheek this time, and bends back to press the blunted end of his club between her shoulder blades. He drags it up, without much force behind the tool, just enough to rasp over her shirt, or skin, or whatever cat-things wear.
It won't "happen" again. "Never" in your life.
>The nightstick reaches the small of her back, and he taps twice against her.
Understood?
>>
>>5898373
Didn't we have a Jun?
>>
>>5898315
>With a suggestive farewell tweak of her cheeks, the anon at last breaks their hug. He nods.
Any time, cutie. I might try taking you up on that offer next time I see you around.
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>>5898436
Still he do. He's been popping up more as of late.
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>>5898384
I can try. I can go for few good rounds before passing out of ecstacy
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>>5898315
(Nice to see you, whomever you are)
>>5898285
(Aye, another time)
>>5898279
(Thanks.)
>>5898245
Oh lord, it's like Little Tokyo all over again.
>Selina huffs as she's leapt upon, trying to hold up the tiny cat...thing now in her arms
Hello.
>>
>>5898460
I look forward to it.
>The archer sits back down on her favorite couch after the hug is broken, quickly falling asleep.
(Need bed. Goodnight.)
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>>5898471
I'm going to actually play this hunk of psychosis at your Selina some time Fronk and it's going to be magical.
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>>5898518
Sweet dreams.
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>>5898197
Ah, hey Merry. Sorry to disappoint you again, but I gotta bounce. I probably wont have a good time until Friday. Still good to see you walking about though.
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>>5898471
fronk is back!
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>>5898540
>bing bong
strange-kun den wa
>>
>>5898556
Looks like D.Va packed on the pounds while she gorged on ice cream due to his absence.
>>
That was like a 2 day absence.
>>
>>5898419
Y-Yes, sir...
>:33 < *ac's eyes let loose a steady stream of tears which spilled ovfur her ch33ks and onto the ground below, making wet spots.*
>:33 < *ac, despite the brutal pain inflicted on her, seemed to be dampening in her nook, a light dribble of gr33n fluid dripping from the bottom of her slit directly onto her attacker's lap!*
>>5898470
If you say so! Well, come on then, whip your avtomat meowt! Lemme s33 it stand at attention again~!
>>5898471
>:33 < *ac squealed in delight as she was held up, outstretching her arms and legs!*
Hi, Lady! I'm Nepeta! What's Tokyo? I like your ears! Are you a cat like me? You sure look like it!
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>>5898555
"I show up whenever I'm not napping. I'm excited to meet ya."
{Plus I'm suffering from a writer's block </3 but it's nice to see you too!}
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>>5898518
Night
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>>5898556
D.va is cute!
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>Fronk and Setsu coming back, on top of the others that are back again.
Today was a good day.
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>>5898574
Welcome back anon.
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>>5898567
it all went somewhere...
>>5898583
You're cute!
>>
>>5898567
No kidding. Now that's what I call a good absence.
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>>5898579
>unzips and undoes us trousers and pushes them down showing his dick but limp
You will have to make it stand in attention for you
>>
>>5898574
It lasted longer longer than half of the dramatic "i'm fucking off for good". Usually they're back within 24 hours.
>>
>>5898579
Then we'll be doing some speech therapy.
>He pulls back just enough for her juices to dribble out onto the bulge of his pressed trousers, and then smacks the billy-club against her ass...lightly. It's more of a whisper than a whip, and he rolls the smooth side along her cheeks while holding the end in his other hand.
You're going to apologize for all those puns you made. You'll do it normally. If you don't manage to catch yourself...
>The club taps against her ass.
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>>5898540
(Hoo boy, this will either be a disaster or orgasmic)
>>5898556
(Hi.)
(Sorry for the dramatics, bad couple of days for me)
>>5898579
>the cute little gremlin bouncing in her arms is enough to melt the irate look on her face into a warm smile
Enough of a cat. Call me Selina.
>>
>>5898594
>Hugs tightly
>>
>>5898594
Hmm...
>He holds up a picture of D.Va from before, up next to her in his frame of view.
I'd call it an improvement, really.
>>
POST BUTTS
>>
>>5898594
I.....I want a nursing handjob from this D.Va now. Can I?
>>
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>>5898651
I wouldn't apologize to me, Fronkeu! You know how I felt about it.
>>5898656
>Pets the Anon
Saranghae! (I love you!)
>>5898665
>Arms akimbo, Hana cocks her head at the Anon.
An improvement...? Y-Yah, was I bad before?
>>5898689
I've never tried something like that! I'm not sure how good I'd be at it! Wouldn't you be looking for a more motherly character?
>>
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>>5898687
>Busy now sorry </3
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>>5898561
NANI
>>5898651
I'll wear the batsuit for you and everything. I'll even put on my best cancer voice.
>>
>>5898722
Still gonna fap to your butt and you can't stop me
>>
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>>5898687
>>
>>5898651
>Anon opens a can of food that sounds like a can of catfood being opened.
>>
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>>5898687
>>
>>5898689
Hi Lupin, giving into your hate boner?
>>
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>>5898689
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>>5898718
No, I wouldn't say you were bad. You can become better from good, or even great. There's never perfection in this world.
>He folds up the picture, and shrugs, placing it in his back pocket.
I won't tell you how many stains there are there.
>>
>>5898689
Hi Lupin
>>
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>>5898687
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>>5898739
No one cares. Go be an underaged drunk.
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>>5898687
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>>5898611
>:33 < *ac crawled up to him and tentatively took his barrel in her rather small hands, gently prodding the tip with her clawed thumb.*
Nya, is this thing on?
>>5898639
>:33 < *ac nodded while hiding her face behind her gloved hands, trying to hide her tears and shivering moans from him!*
I am...V-Very paw--sorry fu--for... f-for making pur--perfect... purrfect puns!
>:33 < *ac wailed and buried her face into the sleeves of her long trenchcoat, realizing what she just did!*
>:33 < *ac however remained obedient, raising her bruised rear upwards, ready for another lashing, the movement of her hips causing some more aroused fluids to come flowing from her gr33n folds.*
>>5898651
Hiii, Selendra!
>:33 < *ac playfurly bapped her soft fists against the human's nose, grabbing it as she did so!*
What kind of cat are you? A cute one, nya?
>>5898687
>
>>5898743
...What was that, nya?
>>
>>5898718
You don't need to be! I'd just greatly appreciate giving it a try with you D.Va if your up for it. I'm sure you'd do well, it's up to you.
>>
>>5898687
Juhdo sarangheyo. (I love you too.)
>There's a small wet patch left by the kiss they leave on her forehead, and the tight, squeezing hug soon gives way to a more doting cuddle.
>>
>>5898801
I want to rub my dick on that pantie covered ass.
>>
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>>5898767
Stains?
>Hana's eyebrows furrow, and she takes a step forward. She wasn't oblivious to how some fans used her image for pleasure, but she'd never met someone so upfront about it.
Heol... Are you some kinda pervert?
>>
>>5898816
>Anon sees that she showed up when he opened the can.
No kitty! This is human food.
>>
>>5898801
HNNNNNG
>>
>>5898853
>likes this
>>
>>5898816
>his barrel slowly begins to harden as you use your thumb to play with the tip
Now it is
>he reaches down and pets your head
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>>5898722
(Hope I can get a session in with you when you're not busy, missed you that last time)
>>5898731
(The mindfuck that is incoming will be legendary)
(We'll keep the Pfeiffer costume on all night)
>>5898718
(And I appreciate that, you're a good friend)
>>5898816
Ow.
>her teeth softly sink into the hand around her nose, grumbling in an attempt to make Nepeta release her nose
I'm downright adorable. Leggo.
>>5898743
You're above this, Selina. Don't fall to the temptation.
>an ear on her hood twitches and flicks, illustrating her wilting resistance to the sound of the scraping metal
>eventually she turns her head, looking for the source of the tuna sounds
>>
>>5898816
There's nothing perfect about them.
>This time, when he tapped her ass with the billy-club, it "thunked", smacking down against her cheeks, one after the other. After the nightstick-spanking, which he applied with enough precision to keep from jarring her tailbone, he prods the edge right up between her drooling, olive lips.
"I am very sorry for making puns."
>He gave the example, accentuating each word with a little thrust of the billy-club against her cunt.
>>
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>>5898742
>stuck in wall
>tally marks
>bodywriting
>>
>>5898872
>Anon has opened a can of tuna, he's making himself a tuna sandwich.
>>
>>5898845
Pervert, me?
>If irony could drip, the floor would have a puddle between him and Hana as she stepped toward him.
Yes, actually.
>He shrugs, and matches her step forward, tilting his head as he looks over her curves.
Is there something wrong with perverts?
>>
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Give me girldick!
>>
>>5898883
Hi Lupin
>>
>>5898843
same
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>>5898836
>>5898852
NANI SORE
>>5898872
Arkham will never be the same again.
>>5898883
I'm going to give source for this cause it's great and the chicks in it are hot as fuck.
http://yomanga.co/reader/read/sweet_guy/
Plot is guy gets a magic dick that makes girls feel amazing if they even brush against it.
>>
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>>5898916
Whats a girldick-
Ohhhh.
>>
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>>5898853
>Is booty smacked
>>5898872
>Oh hey you're bad!
>You know I'd love a session with you and that I love you. I'll be free this weekend if everything goes right <3
>>
>>5898916
>Girldick
....
>Unfucks you
For shame
>>
Since I'm already getting fucked on national television, would anyone else like to have a go?
>>
>>5898994
I lowkey want to facefuck Hillary
>>
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>>5898994
>>
>>5899006
Ew, you'd get lies all over your dick.
>>
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>>5898994
LEAVE HERE WITCH
>>
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>>5898947
>>5898958
Big, fat, female torpedoes!
>>
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>>5898853
N-Nyah~! Don't do that!
>>5898856
...Not even a little bit? J33z, you're rude!
>>5898869
>:33 < *ac purrs at the pets, then using her extremely long, olive-gr33n tongue to coil around his shaft, squ33zing it tight!*
>>5898872
Nnn, fine!
>:33 < *ac let go of the human's face, and scrunched up her nose, puffing up her ch33ks!*
I let go of your nose, now put me down, nya!
>>5898877
N-Nyaaah~! Don't put that i-in there!
>:33 < *ac's entire pelvis trembled as her s33dflap was invaded by the club, and she began despurrately clawing at the ground beneath them, leaving d33p claw marks!*
I-It's not my furralt!
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>>5898883
You get it
>>5898872
A-aw, don't be so gay Fronk ;;
>>5898853
Hey!
>>5898836
>Hana's cheeks pinken slightly as the Anon drops a kiss on her forehead, wriggling slightly.
H-heol... I mean, none of my fans have held me like this before, er...
>She wasn't sure what to say, fingers ghosting against their shoulders.
>>5898830
I mean, I'm just not sure I'm in the right frame of mind at the mo. Sorry!
>>5898915
>The pilot was perceptive, and immediately felt his gaze, almost tangible, over her clothed body.
I'm not supposed to...
>She narrows her eyes and puffs out her cheeks a bit, flustered and unsure how to word herself.
No one has been this bold about this in person. You're awfully brave.
>The girl takes an almost imperceptible step back.
My publicists usually delete comments like yours from my forums.
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>>5899024
...cute.
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>>5898994
/pol/ I know it's that time but please stop dragging shitty politics into my typefuck. It's killing my boner.
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>>5899025
>Squirming and trembling under him, she just ends up giving him the extra push he needs to begin stretching her entrance wide with the semi-spheric end of the club. But, she let a pun slip, and true to his word, he pulled the nightstick from her lips, and cracked it along the tops of both her cheeks. Once the red splotches began to spread, he brought the end back down, now coated in her strange juices, and swirled the slick thing with a little push behind it.
It's not your "fault". But it is. Now, again. "I'm very sorry for making puns."
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People talk about ERP. I RP with the best avas - people say so all the time. I make my posts, and these avas, they can't get enough, they love it. I'm getting responses left and right I can't even keep up. But Crooked Hillary, she just shows up, she offers herself to the thread, and no one wants her. They all know - the emails came out and now everyone knows - they know they have to pay to play. People don't fall for it anymore.
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>>5899025
>he lightly holds your head as you squeeze his twitching dick tightly trying not to blow it
Not too tight...
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>>5899051
(That's perfectly fine then. Do whatever you feel like D.Va, have a great night.)
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>>5899024
How big?
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>>5899093
HILLARY ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>5898905
>a slidewhistle noise accompanies her slow descent upon him, and her head soon peeks up over the counter that his sandwich is being made on
...got enough for two?
>>5898945
(They're both loco in the coco, they'll make Joker blush with the rutting)
>>5898950
(Cool beans, I'll be here. Can't wait!)
>>5898994
(She really will lose)
>>5899051
(Love you too)
>>5899025
...you jumped up on ME.
>huffing just as much, Selina sharply runs her tongue across the cat girl's cheek, hoping to disgruntle her with the slobber
>and then, with no grace whatsoever, she drops her
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>>5899051
>Bravery and her incomprehension aside, he ends up lurching forward, with an incredulous look blazoning on his face.
Whoa, what!? They do? No wonder!
>He runs his hands through his hair and bends back a little, letting out a groan.
I must have spent, like, thirty minutes on that monologue about eating your ass out and then filling it with cum. Maybe more. I could have published it on some e-lit site!
>After his outburst, the man seems at least a little sheepish, and rubs at the back of his head, meeting her eyes with his own pair of brown irises.
Sorry, that was a little much, wasn't it?
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>>5899114
Only big enough to turn my colon inside out.
>>5899053
The cutest.
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>>5899135
>Loves you sweetems. Heading to bed now. Have a good one <3
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>>5899135
No kitty! This is human food!
>Anon shoos her away.
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>>5899051
What kind of crummy fans must you have?
>The whisper of her fingers around their shoulders prompts a short reprise of the tighter embrace of earlier, the stranger lifting her off the ground for a moment as they stand in each other's arms. Their fingertips trace over the divots and creases in Hana's clothing, their soothing fingers smoothing out the imperfections and gently pressing against the smooth skin underneath. They take an exaggerated care with the task.
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Miss me yet?
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>>5899146
Breedable!
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No more /pol/ beyond this line
__________________________
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>>5899146
Good~
If it was any other way then it would be wrong.
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>>5899220
The breedable-est.
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>>5899229
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>>5899214
Bring back best Clinton.
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>>5899236
Generic as fuck
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>>5899231
You. I like you.
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>>5899241
Damn roaches survived
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>>5899242
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>>5899076
I-I'm very sorry f-for making...puns...nya!
>:33 < *ac tensed as she uttered the last word, fearing for her butt's well-being if it counted as a pun or not!*
>>5899098
What if I want to go tighter, nya?
>:33 < *ac's prehensile tongue squ33zed even tighter around his shaft, eventually coiling up to the soldier's cockhead, the tip of her gr33n mouth muscle slowly toying with his urethra!*
>>5899135
>:33 < *ac shrieked as she tumbled to the ground and landed on her back, but still stuck her arms and legs upwards, clearly having a good time!*
Nya, that was fun!
>:33 < *ac stretched out, her shirt getting pulled up with the movement, exposing her soft, grey belly.*
Can I have some tummy rubs now that you tr33ted me so rudely, nya?
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>>5899231
Now ram the grotesque red rocket so far up my anus that when you try to pull your that bulbous knot my sphincter comes with it!
>>5899255
The generic as fuckest.
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>>5899278
...
>He stops with the club's teasing against her cunt, and then grins.
That's a very good pussy-cat.
>Instead of forcing the blunted tip into her, he tilts it forward, until the smoothed curve rolls over her clit with a light touch. He leans in and up, until the front of his trousers rasps against her little lower lips. The same hand that spanked her now scritches behind her ear.
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>>5899255
Like 70% of the thread.
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>>5899278
>he thrusts his dick deep into your mouth as you tighten up harder trying to not cum so suddenly and try to keep you on your toes
So...s-sudden...too good...
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>>5899136
>Hana watches the man's entire demeanor shift, cocking her head to one side.
Er...
>The pilot listens sympathetically to his very explicit remark, the heat rising underneath her neckguard. He certainly was upfront.
I'm sorry? My contract just has pretty strict terms about... That...
>Hana holds his gaze barely, offering a slight smile.
Mian, but I didn't see it. (sorry)
>>5899174
It's not, ah... Their fault.
>Hana responds in a breath, muscles tense from long hours in a stuffy mech slowly but surely relaxing under the Anon's gentle fingers. Her own gloved digits twitch against his back, unsure how to respond to such intimate affection.
My management has stringent rules about it, anyway..
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>>5899274
KEK ME BILL-SEMPAI
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>>5899317
True. I find it funny that anons here get so mad about F-list, when it's chock full of the generic anime sluts that they all like so much.
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>>5899337
Herro Rore
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>>5899255
>>5899317
What do you look for in a woman? Serious question
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>>5899323
Wait, pretty strict terms about you reading sexually-explicit material?
>He lets a sigh out, and walks toward her, stopping within about an arm-and-a-half's reach from her. At least this man wasn't some sort of proof-positive to a stereotype. Besides his brown eyes, he had black hair, a bit longish but well-kept, and wore business casual with casualness.
Sorry about that, probably caused a bit of trouble, didn't I? But, hey, don't tell me.
>Even closer, arm's reach now, and Hana should get a whiff of his cologne. Just a little too heavy, his idea of a 'dab' probably involves a bit more than it should.
You're interested, aren't you?
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>>5899375
A man.
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>>5899394
I love this meme.
So dank. So fresh.
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>>5899394
>A personality for one, so that's basically 90% of the thread thrown out immediately.
It's amazing how you never have examples for who has personality. It's almost like it's blind-fired shitposting.
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>>5899375
Anything other than a generic, dime a dozen anime slut
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>>5899323
Rules?
>There's the sly and curious raise of an eyebrow. The stranger's warm fingers grow a token bolder as he senses her relaxing under them. They press deeper into the pilot's tired muscles, easing out knots of accumulated tension with firm but considerate strokes.
What kind of rules does a star like Hana Song have to follow?
>Those uncertain hands merely trembling against him, he shoots her a reassuring smile, requiring nothing at all from her.
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>>5899402
It's pretty accurate though.
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>>5899406
Let me save you the trouble of having to read his response.
> blah blah I know who doesn't, everyone here. generic sluts blah blah
Bam.
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>>5899406
Typing up 90% of the people in the thread is a waste of time
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>>5899444
I guess reading comprehension is also a waste of time.
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>>5899444
Shitposting isn't though
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>>5899394
>>5899409
I hear ya.
What do you look for in a personality?
>>5899395
Same.
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>>5899486
I don't really have a strong preference towards any specific sort of personality, as long as it's fun to RP with.
The majority of characters in this thread are not only generic, they lack a personality besides 'turboslut'.
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>>5899315
N-No more spanks?
>:33 < *ac huffed out a breath of hot air, but her body was surprised with another jolt of sensation as he little gr33n nook-nub was brushed over!*
>:33 < *ac then shuddered and bit her lip as her attacker's bulging member touches her slit, eliciting a l00d mewl from her mouth, the ear scratching definitely not helping her cause!*
Wh-What are you going to do to me now, nya~?
>>5899322
>:33 < *ac let him have his way with her wet, warm facehole as she happily meowed, her ch33ks swelling full of Russian kebab meat as she was thrusted into!*
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>>5899472
Why else would we be here?
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>>5899505
>they lack a personality besides 'turboslut
This to be quite and frankly honest.
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>>5899164
Just give me some, damnit!
>>5899278
>well, she's sarcastically glad someone is
...
>the sight of the lolita belly is a bit too much to resist, though, and she drops down to her knees with an irate grunt
Fine. But only to make you pipe down.
>her claws prickle into the pale skin of Nepeta's stomach, moving around in slow circles
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>>5899387
Well, I'm supposed to be like... Friendly for most ages, yeah? I can't have stuff like that in my forums, it's... Inappropriate.
>She tries to sound professional, cordial. The girl falters as she examines the man, round brown eyes flickering up and down his frame without giving away her reaction.
It's okay.
>Hana accepts her apology, always quick to for her fans. His scent drifts into her nose as he gets closer and closer, not even noticing his proximity until he was right in front of her. It was heavy, but not unpleasant. Masculine.
Interested? Yah... I'm not answering that!
>Pursing her lips for emphasis, she covers her burning cheeks with her hands.
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>>5899427
I'm not supposed to do a lot of things. The Korean entertainment industry is very... strict.
>It was harder and harder for her to resist his touch as knots of tense muscle comes undone beneath his nimble fingers.
I'm not supposed to date, even.
>She offers an example, the corner of her mouth twitching indecisively... Was this a violation?
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>>5899511
Shouldn't it be obvious? You're going to get a reward for overcoming that terrible pun habit.
>Bump after bump, the hard rod nudges into her little clit, dancing against the nub as his wrist works it. The smooth material remains lubricated with her olive juices as they drip out of her, and his trousers stain with a mix of her fluids and his precum. His member twitches through them against her cunt as he rocks along with the motion, slipping his fingers into her hair.
Now, be a good little pussy-cat and say "Thank you."
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>>5899309
Pretty specific. Lets spice it up~
>>5899265
Hehe, thanks anon.
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>>5899511
>his thrusts quicken a bit signaling his impending climax
Here it comes...
>then he quickly pulls out his dick covered in her green saliva and spray burst after brust of his white, thick, hot semen onto her face and mouth
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>>5899590
You mean... Make it even spicier? How so?
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>>5899532
>The man laughs, and steps in until their warmth mixes in the air between them. He bends forward a little, a sly smirk wrapping his lips up as he drifts his eyes over Hana's cheeks, and then down over her curves. If he knew how to conceal his efforts in undressing her with his eyes, the mood seemed past that point anyway. There was still that bit of tension, and his hand rose toward hers slowly as his lips edged toward hers.
Oh come on, it's not like you aren't already. You don't blush for everyone like this, right?
>Playful, he pouts, and then licks his lips.
Right..? Aww, you're going to break my heart if everyone gets to see you when you're this cute.
>Another laugh, while his cheeks start to flush to a similar hue as hers. Things were going well, but this was the first time he'd felt Hana's heat, breathed in her scent, and...his hand met hers as she cradled her face, brushing over with a gentle touch. The squee stayed in his mind, but he gulped.
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>>5899528
It's to be expected when anons treat disinterest as a reason to shitpost someone.
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>>5899703
Literally what?
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>>5899703
>reason to shitpost
Try existing
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>>5899530
A-Aha~! Usually pawple don't actually do it, nya!
>:33 < *ac made kitten-like mewling sounds as her soft tummy was rubbed, hooking one of her clawed fingers undern33th the hem of her shirt and pulling it upwards, letting Selina rub with better effur-ciency!
>>5899584
Th-Thank you...
>:33 < *ac, being beaten both mentally and physically, started to pant heavily as her nook was played with, instinctively jerking her head backwards as the man touched her hair, despite him not even pulling on it!*
>:33 < *ac's shaking hand traveled down her soft abdomen, m33ting with the hardening mast of cock that was slowly tenting in the human's pants, grabbing at it hungrily!*
>>5899600
N-Nya...
>:33 < *ac's eyes closed shut as her face was covered in the soldier's testosterone-fueled load, the white fluid completely covering the gr33n freckles on the bridge of her nose!*
Do you not get tr33ted well on the battlefield?
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>>5899560
>There's a sympathetic furrowing of a brow, and something like a half-shrug of the shoulders. The man's hands slip down her back, sliding smoothly along her clothes, digging into her body with quite specific and deliberate motions.
No dating? That's got to be difficult for a girl just coming into herself.
>The even, practiced touch of his strong fingers leaves no possible doubt that the assault on her buttocks is very deliberate when it comes. The man's stubbled chin is faintly scratchy as he leans his head against hers.
But i'm sure you find ways to get by. What else?
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Oh boy, it's the 'characters I don't like are generic' peanut gallery
Next we'll hear about how there's too much anime, and then conversely how there's too much western, then some pushing for ava vs anon fights, and it'll all be topped off with some discord server politics
How fucking tedious
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>>5899779
There is too much anime though.
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>>5899640
I think you and I both know what would make it more enjoyable~
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>>5899779
Why can't we all just take turns prolapsing my holes?
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>>5899779
This t.b.h.
Just stop arguing and enjoy what you like and ignore what you don't.
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>>5899801
Tell that to the anons in these threads
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>>5899779
Ahoy generic anime slut #859
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>>5899779
It's all Marseille's fault for making that trash acceptable.
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>>5899740
Oh, what's this?
>By the hand-hold, he brings the club right in line with her labia, and bumps the tip against her wrist as she begins to fondle him. The instinctive reaction comes too, and he rolls his hips in against her touch, knocking the nightstick back and forth in a see-saw along her pussy. Another bump, a little harder this time, and he clicks his tongue.
Do you really think you did well enough to get your little kitty some cream, pussy cat? That was just basic speech you learned. You're going to need to beg for anything more than cumming on my nightstick.
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>>5899779
This, but it won't stop them. This is Lore's will.
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>>5899818
Hi Jinx
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>>5899740
Sometimes but usually not...
>lays you down and kneels down and grabs and starts to play with your breasts and suck on them as as if he has done this a thousand times. While prodding and teasing your pussy with his still warm and hard member
I want to go further... Tell me if you want it inside kitty...
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>>5899799
We could start right now if you want.
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>>5899799
You talking a gangbang?
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>>5899672
>Hana arches slightly as he leans in, the gesture moving her head a few inches away from his but also making her chest jut out in her plugsuit. A compromise, she supposed. Hana swore there was a direct correlation between the strength of his scent and her heart rate; she could have sworn it was audible to the man it was so vigorous. Sweat beaded at her forehead and suddenly the air in the room just felt much too hot.
No, I... I told you, no one's been like this to me in person before!
>The pilot's voice is a bit unsteady, but still just as vehement- just as charged- as it always was.
You shouldn't be... This close.
>His breath was warm on her skin, and she swallowed hard as his hands touch her. Slowly, Hana moves to take a reluctant step back.
>>5899748
>Hana couldn't help but giggle as his stubble brushes ticklishly against her. Her breath hitches as his hands drift lower and lower, easing out the tension everywhere they went.
It can be a little hard. I guess.
>She tries to play it off, shrugging noncommittally. D.Va never had difficulty in excelling, after all.
Um.. No explicit comments on my forums or to me.
>She continues the rules outlined to her by her management, the guidelines drilled into her mind by now.
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>>5899818
who
Who is this marseille you fuckers keep mentioning
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>>5899799
I want to stretch Atago's cunt so wide you can see her walls constrict from the outside!
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>>5899740
Why would you offer if you weren't serious?
>every pun being thrown out makes Selina's soul hurt, but she keeps rubbing at that tum, feeling across the slop of soft skin with her hooked nails
>dabbling around Nep's navel, she circles the rim and dips up, spidering her fingers as low as she can without outright molesting the poor thing
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>>5899882
Lupin's waifu
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>>5899779
Why should anyone spare the feelings of bad RPers?
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>>5899882
A Generic, personalityless Strike Witch
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>>5899872
(Cologneanon...holy shit that name is stupid...here. Just realized the time, and I'll have to draw the line at this point, but if you're game for more I can pick it up later from your post.)
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>>5899927
Why should anyone take the opinions of whiny faceless shits instead?
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>>5899932
That's literally, figuratively and allegorically all of them.
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>>5899957
Why listen to anyone who's opinion doesn't agree with yours?
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>>5899927
You shouldn't 'spare' anyone's feelings, you just shouldn't clog the thread with your shitty perception of what's good and bad, as if it means anything. Especially when they take off their avatar to avoid the consequences for giving it, or don't have one to begin with.
If you think someone is bad, don't reply to them. Enough people stop responding and they'll get the hint and fuck off. And if people are still replying despite you thinking they're bad, well, maybe it's just you with the problem.
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>>5900011
Hola Lupin
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>>5899872
No explicit comments? Ever?
>This seems to surprise the man, and for the merest moment his fingers halt in their efforts, wondering what the world must be coming to if young adults can't vent their frustrations through bawdy comments.
Next you'll be telling me you're not allowed to swear. Or masturbate. Or show your ankles.
>He says it as a joke, but he wonders whether it might be closer to the truth than he suspects. The restraints so far certainly seem rather stifling and draconian, with no obvious benefit to them to be seen. The palms of his hands rub up against the sides of her ass, and he gives her cheeks an experimental squeeze.
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>>5900011
Hi Miyafuji
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>>5900011
sup miyafuji
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>>5899999
Good post, quints man. Keep spreading the truth.
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Please stop cucking me...
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>>5899999
Nice quints. But people will respond to an avatar regardless of how shitty they RP or how bland their character is.
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>>5900067
Sorry, Jiro. I like fucking your waifu too much to stop.
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>>5900063
>memecenter
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>>5900063
You tempted me last night you lewd fox, why did you leave?
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>>5899822
>:33 < *ac's tail puffs up as her s33dflap is bumped against with the man's weapon, but continued to finesse her clawed fingers against his growing bulge, f33ling it strain against the fabric of his pants.*
P-Please, I'm in such h-horrible heat... Pailing season just f-finished, nyah... and I didn't mate with anybody, pur--please, let me have your genetic fluid...!
>>5899845
>:33 < *ac cooed at the manly soldier who had b33n reduced to nothing more than a pile of lustful begging, placing her palm against the back of his head, pushing his face fur-ther against her small teats, drumming her claws against the back of his hair!*
A-Ahhn~....Why not, nya?
>>5899897
H-Hey, watch your fingers, nyah!
>:33 < *ac's hips bucked upwards, accidentally letting her loose-fitting shorts fall down, exposing her treasure trail to her soft nethers!*
C-Carefur...
>>5899999
>gud quints, have a lewdpeta
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>>5900063
>Pets fluffy tail
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>>5900094
Aww, that was some good begging there, pretty kitty. Only problem with that is...
>He slips the nightstick away, and rests it between her cheeks, letting the hand-hold come down to her tail. That way, it stays in place as he slips away, and stands up.
I'm all out of time. Maybe if you had just let me give you your reward instead of being greedy...oh well.
>He shrugs, and gives her abused rump a little pat.
Next time, I'll make sure to meet your seasonal needs. Ta-ta.
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>>5899937
(Ahaha, s'alright! See you around!)
>>5900045
No- er.. It's a little different than that!
>Hana raises her hands, shaking her head. Her management wasn't that bad, really... Just a little strict. Korea was a fairly conservative country, anyway.
People can't say them to me or about me, usually. And I can't do anything overly sexual in public, but... Why would I want to do something like that?
>She laughs it off with the wave of a hand. Of course, she's done more... Sexualized adverts. Fanservice was okay. Whoring herself out wasn't. As his hands grope the soft, plump cheeks of her rear, Hana gasps, hands planting at his chest as if to push him away. However, she doesn't follow through.
Hey, you... Shouldn't.
>Hana pauses mid-sentence to sigh with pleasure.
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>>5900089
Because you stink
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>>5900076
>well, maybe it's just you with the problem.
>well, maybe it's just you with the problem.
>well, maybe it's just you with the problem.
Honestly, if you only post anonymously, your criticism means nothing. You play the lowest common denominator of any of the 'blandness' around here, hands down. If you have to strip yourself of your avatar to give feedback, you're a fucking pussy, and what you have to say means nothing as well.
If someone is getting replies, they clearly bate some sort of interest. Who the fuck put you on a high horse to dictate what's permissible and impermissible here? You aren't being forced to reply to it. Shut up and play a character who ISN'T bland, if you're worried about the thread being too full with them.
Oh, that's right, you don't want to positively contribute. You're either stirring shit, or a pretentious cunt. Either way, get fucked.
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>>5900167
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>>5900143
Hi Virra
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>>5900200
>people enjoy scat, maybe it's just you with the problem
>people enjoying having sex with children, maybe it's just you with the problem
>people eat garbage, maybe it's just you with the problem
I also like how anonymous opinions don't matter on an anonymous image board.
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>>5900143
Go away, Virra
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>>5900094
Forget to shave?
>she would 'care' for the 'fur' indeed, nyohoho
>hooking her other finger in the already loose waistband, she gives the shorts a swift tug down, still rubbing at the flat stomach above
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>>5900200
What makes it more hilarious is that the only people that would get mad about ava's having opinions are anons.
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>>5900094
Will door!
>he pops off your nipple and starts licking the area around it and adjusts and slowly enters his dick inside you splitting you apart while letting out soft moans
Ah...this is new...
>slowly the Russian slides his Avomat inside and out of you slowly taking his tender time to make you feel good while he brings his head up to yours looking deep into your eyes
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>>5900167
Call her virra
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>>5900283
type more
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>>5900273
Hi Lupin
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>>5900273
sup virra
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>>5900261
DMG likes sex with children.
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>>5900136
>That longing sigh is everything the man could have hoped to hear, Hana's hands pressing against his chest. For a moment he wonders whether she might push him off, and he looks down curiously. With all the training the exo-force put her through, she might even have the strength for it: but she doesn't even try. Instead her little hands rest against him, feeling his taut flesh under a tight vest and a button-up shirt worn open almost as though he's deliberately showing off. He tilts his head.
I shouldn't? Well, maybe I won't.
>With his hands still firmly in place, he tries pressing them towards each other. The soft flesh of her ass squidges between his fingers.
As for why you might want to do something like that...
>There is another insouciant shrug, and he leans down to whisper to her ear as if he suspects something of her.
... well, some people enjoy attention more than they'd like to admit.
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>Virra is back
Fuck this thread
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>>5898916
I like this battleship.
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>>5900354
So does Luffy and anyone that RPs with soviet
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>>5900372
Hi Virra
t.lore
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>>5900372
Howdy Virra
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Where the lesbians at?
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>>5900372
Cute foxposter
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>>5900261
Good false equation of characterizations to shock fetishes! It really does highlight how retarded you are, and how quickly your knee jerks to analogies.
And they don't. They do not, not even in the slightest bit. For the reasons I just provided. Anonymous posters are generally the worst here, bar none, and if you have a name but won't sign it to your feedback that you still for some reason consider important, you are a quivering mangina. Deal with it.
>>5900299
Yup. It's pretty pathetic.
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>>5900405
Hi Ryuko
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>>5900405
Hiding.
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>>5900405
Unable to play right now. But they might be free soon
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>Virra ruins another thread
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>>5900261
>The things I don't like have to be literally equated with the worst possible things I can think of to have any arguement
Nice save bruh
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>>5900460
He can't keep getting away with this
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>>5900469
Ahoy Virra
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>>5900405
It's not okay to be gay.
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>>5900460
>These threads
>Ruinable
Anyone want a discord link?
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>>5900460
more like
>Virra ruins an entire series of threads
Really, you guys can blame him for everything. He made the discord server, he encouraged people like EGG, Owain, and Jade, his mods are told to shitpost the threads and drive people out.
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Virra is the reason we can't have nice things
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>>5900506
Hi Fronk
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>>5900506
Hi Lupin
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>>5900518
(m8, I'm not even in the Discords)
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>>5900388
Nue used to assrape innocent boys. Iowa too.
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Virra leaves the toilet seat up after he pees
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>>5900469
Man, why do you have tease me?
There hasn't been an Ahri RPer in forever...
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>>5900546
(It's satire m8. You're based, i'm glad you're back, and i'd fuck any of your avas at the drop of a hat)
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>>5900554
I thought he sat down to pee.
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>>5900551
I miss Nue.
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>>5900567
Hi Jinx
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>Thread is forcing Ava drama again. Always shifts blame to other Avas or discord
And this, is why you fail.
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>>5900588
Hi Owain
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>>5900587
Winkyface!
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>>5900578
Hi Mizuki.
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>>5900590
Bonjour Virra
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>>5900615
Hi Lore
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>>5900578
Your waifu?
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>>5900588
Hi Virra
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>>5900359
>The roundness of her ass was more than a handful, soft flesh overflowing between his fingers as he squeezed her. A sharper gasp leaves her mouth, lips slightly parted in conflict. She wanted to give in to the pleasure he was granting her, but she wasn't sure she should.
Just maybe?
>Hana retorts, biting her plump lower lip as he manipulates the softness of her flesh.
Are you trying to imply something about me, oppa?
>She calls him by the pet name she gives every older male fan. With the attire he'd chosen, she half-thought he had gone into this with a plan. Hana was headstrong, and her military training had only bolstered the trait. But she'd never experienced the temptations of the flesh. Not like this. His breath against her ear sends a sharp shiver down her spine, and the pilot knew in the back of her mind that he could feel it under his fingers.
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>>5900639
My waifu is gone too.
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>>5900567
(O-oh, I knew that)
(I'm glad to hear it, thanks. Here any time you like)
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>>5900587
That ass.
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>>5900655
lol u tk him 2le bar?
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Hello Mecha, have a good evening at work.
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>>5900686
Ahoy Virra
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>>5900666
Calm down Satan. It wasn't that great. Unless you're a nigger.
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>>5900686
I hope you get hit by a car and fired
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>>5900710
Hi Ireland.
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>>5900710
it really wasn't
that's why I'm working on it
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>>5900686
Doesn't Hugo Strange look like Nue?
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No more Virra posting after this line
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Okay; let's try to re-tail the thread. Anyone up for anyone here?
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I'm Virra
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>>5900756
Greetings Virra
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>>5900747
Virra
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>>5900756
Kinda wanna fuck that desu.
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>>5900760
Princess Link plox
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>>5900765
What's it like being virra?
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Those three words words are never enough.
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>>5900765
Virra, i'm CIA.
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>>5900794
Oh, did you request me?
>The feminine male inquired sweetly, fluttering his eyes at the anon as he took a seat across from him.
Is there anything I can do to make my subject better?
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>>5900765
Do you love me?
t.lore
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>tfw when you see a card and realize you're not man enough for any of the characters
Excuse me while I hang myself...
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>>5900760
>that image quality
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>>5900875
Hi Jiro
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>>5900885
Will you sukc my dick?
>Lupin
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>>5900655
>Shaking his head in the negative, the man allows a teasing smirk to creep across his features. Her small, shivering body is tempting, especially with the pleasant, pliable handfuls her round behind more enjoyable to feel between his fingers than he had dreamed. But at this point, he wasn't certain he wanted to rush things. The long-dried imprint of his lips against her forehead is reapplied, and his hands glide away from her ass.
Wouldn't dream of implying anything, dongsaeng.
>Again he draws her into a tight embrace, and then he lets her go.
Nothing that might be construed as breaking any contract, at least.
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>>5900847
DR. JIRO. I'm CIA.
>He wasn't alone.
Uh, you don't get to bring server friends.
>They are not my server friends.
So, why would I want them?
>They were trying to start a new server. They work for the shitposter. The dominator man.
...Paul?
GET THEM ON THREAD I'LL CALL IT IN
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>>5900760
I'm gonna play some Overwatch for a bit but if your down later, I'd love a solid session.
P.S. Big fan of Princess Link
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>>5900889
I am not a cuck!
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>>5900925
Hi Mecha
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>>5900931
I am not a robot.
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>>5900920
Enjoy! They have some pretty heroines, don't they?
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>>5900915
THE NEW SERVER I JUST FILED WITH MASTER LISTS ME, MARSEILLE BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU
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>>5900947
Hi Innocent Boy
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Who wants some super hot ERP?
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>>5900969
I am not a thirsty boy stuck in the friendzone.
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>>5900948
Oh ya! I'm a big fan of Mercy's birth giving hips and Ana's mature kinkiness.
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>>5900994
I want to...but I have to go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A
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>>5900994
EXTREME roleplay? Okay!
>does a kickflip
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>>5900994
I'll take Roman Reigns.
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>>5900857
>Flustered by the sight of the "princess's" stunning figure, the anon tries to conciel his throbbing erection, secretly hoping Link himself would notice
I was just hoping to catch another glimpse of her majesty before heading home~
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>>5900954
FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY WHITELIST
WHO PAID YOU TO KEK DR. JIRO
...HE DIDN'T BAN EVADE SO GOOD! WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?!
TELL ME ABOUT PAUL! WHY DOES HE KEEP COMING BACK?!
...LOTTA LOYALTY FOR AN ANONYMOUS SHITPOSTER
>Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would talk about me negatively, I'll ruin you, have you seen what I did to DMG and Virra, you should be fucking afraid please pay attention to me ;-;
At least you can talk. Who are you?
>It doesn't matter who I am! GOTTEM!!
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>>5901002
Yeah; Mercy is so beautiful and loving, and Ana is really nurturing and sweet. I really wish I was their own child sometimes...
Than, there are the men there, like Lucio, Hanzo and Reinhardt, and they are so hot~
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{Sup nerds, been fighting a Writer's Block the past few days which is why I kinda minorly disappeared.}
{Some changes will be happening once I update my card}
{I'm adding Bayonetta and Arachnera to it (the spider girl from the monster cafe)}
{I'm also gonna give Junko an "easy" mode which means it'll be easier to fuck her, but she's still gonna degrade you and probably record it to blackmail you n shit. Still haven't worked on it that well.}
{If there's any other suggestions yall have for some of my characters and stuff lemme know. It helps me to know how to play some avas, like if I'm fucking them up.}
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>>5901034
I am not an underaged cuck.
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>>5901063
Guess what? Nobody fucking cares.
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FUCK ME DEDAN
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>>5901096
No DMG
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>>5901063
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>>5901063
(Ready to start the wild ride when you are~!)
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>>5901096
Fuck off Tricky
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>>5901063
>degrade you...blackmail you and shit
No, thanks. Already been through that.
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>>5901118
Hi Lupin
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>>5901168
Hi Innocent Boy
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>>5900913
Dongsaeng...?
>He was already calling her that? She supposed she initiated it, after all... She could hear the 'smeck' that went along with his fairly chaste kiss.
You seemed to be going somewhere that was breaking some rules.
>She teases, recovering from her fluster as he pulled away. Still, Hana wished at the back of her mind that he hadn't let her go. Her arms lightly drop to her sides, and a smile tugs at her lips. She could still feel the heat of his body on her clothes.
You're certainly thinking about it.
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>>5901063
I want to fuck Junko
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So...did ERP and HG do a mini swap or something?
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>>5901063
>posts a wikihow image
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>>5901181
I am not a crossdressing sissyboi!
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>>5901205
Bring your little shit to thread day
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>>5901205
That's not too far from the truth, FP.
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>>5901205
No.
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>>5901205
Are people in HG ERPing?
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>>5901096
IT PAINS ME TO HAVE EVEN THE SLIGHTEST WILL TO DO THIS. IT PAINS ME TO HAVE EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT DOING THIS, LET ALONE WASTE PRECIOUS MEMORY ON SUCH A MUNDANE, RETARDED AND NEVERTHELESS SHITTY CHARACTER AS YOURSELF. TO HAVE EVEN MADE MYSELF, YET AGAIN, AWARE OF YOUR EXISTENCE MAKES MY GUTS BOIL FASTER AND WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO BE FREED FROM THIS ENDLESS TORTURE THAN THE FUCKIN' BATTER RUINING MY GOD DAMN PRECIOUS ZONE.
BUT, IT'S OVER, ISN'T IT? MY ZONE'S GONE, MY ROLE HAS BEEN RID TO BUT A SPEC ON THE HIERARCHY, I'M AS COMMONER AS THE DEAD BEAT HOOKER SUCKING DICKS BEHIND YOUR LOCAL PHARMACY.
SO, FUCK IT. I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DEGRADE MYSELF TO. GO AHEAD AND FUCK DEDAN, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
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>>5901221
Y-yeah; thank goodness we became the superior gender of female, right?
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>>5901274
Mail me at [email protected], Sister!
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>>5901269
>fucks dedan
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>>5901063
I suggest a version of Elizabeth (since there are infinite versions) that's more like your Junko. In my mind, it makes sense for canon Elizabeth. She spend most of her life kept in that apartment with only songbird for company. In my headcanon she's thinks that if you love something, you keep it captive and control it and if it resists you punish it.
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OYE COMA VA
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>>5901274
Then again, Nue made him do it.
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>>5901368
>In my headcanon she's thinks that if you love something, you keep it captive and control it and if it resists you punish it.
YES.
THIS.
DO IT.
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>>5901368
Hiya Jiro
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>>5901378
Well, cross dressing isn't, BAD...
It may lead to many people realizing their calmer, peaceful side and want to become a woman...
Nothing wrong there...
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>Ctrl+F own name
>0 match
At least I'm not keeping anyone waiting
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>>5901368
>that if you love something, you keep it captive and control it and if it resists you punish it.
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>>5901450
Some of us just lurk in wait. Who are you?
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>>5901058
Haha nice! I'm not actually into so much those characters. Are you a big fan of the game?
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>>5901184
>The point is conceded with a placid, smiling nod. He exudes an easy confidence that's quite the contrast to her quickly recovering embarrassment.
Could be I am. But I don't think you're a mind reader, sweet pea.
>It takes more of his will than he was expecting not to make another grab for her. He had been feeling rather down in the dumps and demotivated before their hug, after all. Now? He might be able to take on the world, and a little extra for good measure.
Maybe one of these days i'll come back around and see how many rules we can break. Kick it off by sharing a hot chocolate. How does that sound?
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>>5896995
What if you're already dead but, still love the comf side of things
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>>5901413
Hey, how you doin'?
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>>5901443
I really want to cuddle you
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>>5901450
>CTRL+F own name
That's pretty pathetic
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>>5901368
>if you love something, you keep it captive and control it and if it resists you punish it.
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>>5901520
Every ava does it though.
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>>5901453
>wires you a ticket to eastern Canada
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>>5901531
Not me!
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>>5901129
{I gotchu}
>She watched her "master" melt in the palm of her hand, and Junko couldn't help but laugh at how much she was in charge now. This wasn't even the true despair and pain Junko was in charge of, and it was enough to make this girl melt like putty. It would be so much easier to get revenge for what she did earlier.
>Her hands pulled away, a sticky slime covering one of them from being between Celestia's legs. She dragged her tongue along Celestia's collarbone, spreading her fingers in front of her eyes to show the dirty princess the snail trails her fluids made.
"Oh...honey...this isn't even the start of it. But should I actually give it to you? After what you've done to me?"
>She hissed into her ear, giggling afterwards.
"You're gonna have to be a good little princess to get that...and all I see is a naughty one."
>>5901186
"And I want to cause mass hysteria and distress that eventually collapses into anarchy and despair, but I can't, not yet."
>>5901368
>>5901406
{That would make sense. Now I imagine her having things like that cock cage she used on another anon to keep them from staining their dress, and stuff like that.. Thank you for the suggestion!}
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>>5901531
The one's that are huge attention whores
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>>5901504
What if you're a complete faggot of a circlejerker that goes anon to start things?
Like Ainz is.
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>>5901453
Don't get any ideas
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>>5901496
No; but I did see them online for a bit, and that's how I grew crushed onto them...
>>5901510
W-well...
>Link opens his arms, smiling warmly as he readied to get hugged.
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>>5901544
If you want to test the waters with crazy domme Liz...we could...I mean...if you wanted...
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>Walks in and waits for a whore
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>>5901506
Not too bad. And you?
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>>5901574
{Yes please. I would like practice with that.}
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>>5901443
But what if it was against your will and it instilled a hatred with the thrust of every cock that was forced inside of you?
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>>5901571
Cute princessposter
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>tfw you start to realize that people who seem to like you are just paying a lot of lip service to look good in chat but probably badmouth you behind your back
>tfw the feel is too complicated for an image
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>>5901583
Can't complain really. Been making great breakthroughs in my personal beefs and reasonings concerning the community and my place in it as of late. Enjoy yourself a woman tonight, friend anon?
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>inb4 Mettaton cucks Jiro out of yandere Liz
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>>5901571
>Anon, holding link deeply into his arms as if he were a cloud, kisses Link on the cheek
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>>5901669
Not if I cuck him first!
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>Tfw there was this Gloryhole Chat thing posted a long time ago
>Want to use it again but can't remember the name
FUCK
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>>5901668
>>5901506
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>>5901597
(Google: bioshock+femdom, I found some good images.)
(We'll skip the getting to know each other part, since you don't need practice at that, and jump right to the point where Elizabeth likes Anon and decides to start treating him accordingly.)
Hi, Elizabeth. Read any good books lately?
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>>5901582
Hit up Princess Link.
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>>5901498
Sweet pea?
>She smirks at the affectionate name, cocking an eyebrow. That was a new one.
Sounds like a plan. Just know that I don't play easy mode!
>Hana laughs, the flush on her cheeks finally beginning to fade. He looked like he wanted to embrace her once more, and she sort of wanted to him to indulge. She rubs her upper arm, laughing.
Or maybe soju?
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>>5901544
>Of course, Celestia was planning her own gambit in her head, and gaining trust is a major part of it. Truthfully, while seeing Junko enjoy and take full advantage of her dominance was a enjoyment in its own and she wants to see how far it goes...
>But the other hand still remembers from her first return meeting with her, she mentioned that "those who trust you that betray you cause the most despair..."
Oh, miss Junko...
>She doled out, even drooling as well.
I-it felt too good...
I, I want more...
Please; Junko-domo! Please give me your despair!
>She begged loudly, like a needy child crying for mother.
I'll be a good girl. I promise...
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>>5901652
>tfw not in a discord and don't have to deal with emotionally stunted adults playing at highschool drama
>tfw have a face
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>>5901669
I think Mecha Strange would be funnier.
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>>5901668
That's.....good? Right? Coming to terms with stuff, good or bad, is always a big relief. Feels like a weight's been lifted.
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>>5901779
Looks good for radio.
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>>5901640
U-uh...
I personally, not by experience, think that, with each and every cock...
I would want more and more...
So, I'm not the best person for this question I guess...
>>5901646
T-thank you anon! You're handsome personally~!
>>5901675
>He sighs sweetly into the hug, embracing him back as he giggled sweetly at the kiss.
Hee hee; so cute~
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>>5901708
Perro
>>5901823
Yes, I'm making peace with a lot of grievances that all stemmed from a delightful varieties of insecurities, doubts, self-loathing, what have you. It's been a very long process but I'm finally making progress.
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>>5901669
This could totally happen, too. MTT has been scoring a lot of clits in the discords.
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WHERE
IS
GREY CAT
>>5900994
Minako detected
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>>5901857
>Leaves a condom in the box
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>>5901857
>pees on box
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>>5901857
I offer you...
>Places a vial of blood from his own body, looking both ways before speaking in a whisper.
the blood of a virgin.
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>>5901774
... maybe if you're good.
>It's not entirely certain whether he means well-behaved or something else, and he gives her head one final pat before heading on his way.
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>>5901857
>opens box
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>>5901867
Hi Luffy
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>>5901857
God just don't let it be a snake in there.
Literally anything but that
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>>5901669
>yandere Liz
Who?
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>>5901551
Anon, that's one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me. Just for that, I saved you a seat nice and close to me.
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>>5901857
Prays for senjougohara or a vampire and for worst girl to not come out of the box.
ever
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>>5901857
>donates some coins
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>>5901711
"A few far and inbetween,"
>She sounded distracted. When he had popped up, her gaze had snapped to him and only him. She was brewing over something in her head, eyes drifting away to think of thoughts other than the books she had read today.
"I was waiting for you."
>She spoke up again, focusing back on the anon as a smile creeped its way across her lips, Elizabeth closing her book without even putting a bookmark to mark her place.
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>Jinx is rping with someone that isn't an Overwatch character
>Luffy is rping with a character he hasn't used in a long time
>There is no real drama going on
What bizarro /erp/ did I wake up in?
Or have I never waken up and this is a good dream?
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>>5901871
Asleep
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>>5901867
Swims in the pussy cause he ain't lazy.
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>>5901937
>the area lights up and the shrine doors fly open
NADEKO DAYO!!
WOW! So many people!
And such lovely offerings~ I've only had a bit of money dropped off before!
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>>5901862
Good, good. I'm happy for you, Jiroshima. I hope you continue to make progress!
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>>5901958
no pets for her then...
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>>5901652
>tfw you have a discord but don't get involved in any stupid drama, just chill or erp
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>>5901967
>stuffs her back in the box
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>>5901941
Oh? You were? That's sweet.
>Anon smiled naively.
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>>5901956
>waits for LD
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>>5901867
>yfw metta becomes the new Owain
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>>5901843
>As Link is in his grasp, the Anon leans close, almost growling into Link's ear
I think i could give you something a bit sweater~
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>>5901909
You don't like snakes huh?
Don't worry, I wont bite!
>>5901934
I hope you aren't talking about me!
>>5901985
Hey hey! That isn't how this works, hands off.
I can't cause any trouble until graduation, so don't do things like that.
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>>5901956
Hi Virra
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>>5901967
Oh sure, you open up for the cash but not for the free pack of condoms...
You are pretty cute though.
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>>5901899
If I'm... Good?
>Her question was quiet, and Hana didn't even think he heard it. Nonetheless, she watches as he leaves, more questions in her head now than when the encounter had begun.
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>>5901967
>looks into the box after he put his coins inside and resists the urge to sweatdrop.
I don't know if some of these offerings are what you'd call lovely...
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>>5902009
>tfw
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>>5902036
There's something about that drawing that bothers me so much
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>>5901956
All that's missing is a wedding and a threeway with Nue, Mizuki and IB.
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>>5902025
Hmm, what do you do with these? A game?
>she starts to pull on it
>>5902031
They're wonderful! I wouldn't ask for anything else!
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>>5901968
I hope so too. And I hope you get what you desire. Whether it's an ava you've been wanting or just a good session.
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>>5902015
>Hearing and feeling him in his ear, Link couldn't help but swoon and giggle like a school girl seeing her crush when he made that suggestion.
Oh, mister...I think I want it to~
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>>5902016
I'm not sure if I trust you. You may seem sweet on the outside but you're....
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>>5902048
here's this one, it's more realistic
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>>5901544
And I want you to stop hitting me with a ball!
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>>5902057
Well that's simple. The game is that your supposed to rip the condom as best of you can, but you can't use your hands to do it.
>He takes the condom out of her hands and holds it in front of her.
Wanna play?
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>>5902098
What the fuck am I looking at?
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>>5902080
Hmm? What do you mean?
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>>5902059
All I really need is a nice, healthy dose of mettle. It'll come in time, i'm sure!
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>>5902057
If you say so. Don't go spending all of those offerings at once, you got me?
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>>5902055
RIP shipping
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>>5901775
>Junko didn't think about how this girl could catch on to the plan. Then again, with how much Celestia was squirming like a hungry bitch in her arms, begging and whining like a dog that desperately needed to be relieved, Junko was pretty sure that Celestia couldn't even think right now.
>She scooped up the woman's drool with a finger, smearing it across Celestia's chest, especially her nipples, blowing on them so warm air could cool them before the cold rushed over to bring small temperature shocks.
>She dragged the cum-filled hand up and down Celestia's smooth body, letting it make her skin shine.
"You'll be a good girl? With how dirty /you/ are? Hmmm..."
>Junko tapped her chin, and then a finger popped right into Celestia's hole, squirming and wiggling around like a hungry little snake.
"Of course, my dear little princes.."
>>5902100
>She bounced another ball off their head.
"I'm sorry, what was that?"
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>>5902036
Makes me think of the Bailey Jay logo.
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>>5902176
Stop that!!!
>Scratches your face.
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