HG Thread. Burn a house edition
>Burns down a nearby house
Did I do good?
>>5881671
Am I wrong?
It's been like what, a couple of months? Maybe half a year? That's a long time to go without seeing a friend!
I got worried you died or forgot about me, or something like that.
>>5881810
>>5881788
Damn, now my face being slammed into the floor on prom just got a lot less funny. kinda.
>>5881812
No. Needs improvement.
>>5881741
I know~ And it was amazing.
>>5881775
This will be useful some day in some way. Appreciated faceless.
>>5881812
Only if there were people in it.
>>5881786
I approve.
>douses everyone
>>5881825
I wouldn't say that. It was still pretty funny.
>>5881743 (Ram)
But doing things like that takes your mind off things, like busy work, just for enjoyment though.
>>5881759 (Shadow anon)
I knew this place got weird sometimes, but jeeze. Thanks for the warning. So far she hasn't done anything, so let's hope it was for nothing.
>>5881772 (Takeshitwo)
Yeah, no kidding. Do you have any memories from before now? That might give us a clue as to where you come from, how you came into existence or something along those lines.
Do you want lewd pics of __________?
>>5881825
Okay father.
>>5881840
I saw a car in the driveway, I believe a family was in there.
>>5881842
Also partially delicious, though I couldn't tell what it was over the sound of getting my skull caved in. Overall it was not the best, it's gotta be said.
>>5881870
Nazrin
>>5881746
I suppose you do not. By the way Ariel, do you have a favorite kind of fish?
>>5881876
Thanks?
>>5881812
>>5881841
>>5881876
"Fire is good sometimes"
>>5881879
Sorry again about that, buddy. It was a little harsh.
>>5881878
Improve, you must. Or fail, you will.
>>5881841
>is veteran
>goes on alert
>you die
>>5881853
Failure is enjoyment to you. I forgot that.
>>5881878
That is not enough to say that they were in there.
>>5881882
Haha, I hope you choke on a fly, haha.
>>5881899
I will improve father, just you wait!
>>5881870
furry porn
>>5881870
komaru
>>5881870
lolis
>>5881917
"But is already lewd"
>>5881887
Not particularly. Why?
...And before you ask, I don't care much for seafood in general, either.
>>5881897
I got over it, though in a year or now if we're still here I'll mention it again and get pissy or something. I don't know.
>>5881914
There ya go son. Make papa Sips proud.
>>5881860
Obviously I have all of my memories, I'm you!
The only difference between us is when we stopped being one person and started being two. I wouldn't dwell on it much, one of us will probably absorb the other and everything will revert to normal again.
>>5881929
>>5881914
You are both already under my genjutsu..
>>5881939
I'll count on it.
>>5881929
WAT
THE FUCK SON
>>5881917
Hey...come on now anon..
>>5881870
Rosie O'Donnell
>>5881939
Hey sips
>>5881948
Just a joke. Wonder if the man will deliver.
>>5881860
No problem, it's my job to keep people safe from those guys. Saying 'you're not me' provokes them into transforming so take care to not say that again.
>>5881909
I'll check what's left of the debris.
>walks towards the remains of the burnt house
>>5881939
Bye father!
>Walks away
>>5881945
W-what?
>>5881945
God bless you.
>>5881947
You better. Lest I do something horrible and cause this community to rip their dicks off.
>>5881962
Hey. You know that Command and Conquer guy?
I'm not really his father, am I?
>>5881904
>You were attacked but someone nursed you back to health.
Thanks doc.
>>5881962
I hope not
>>5881909
Haha, it's okay though, failures are a part of life.
>>5881945
Ð¥AÐ¥AÐ¥AÐ¥AÐ¥AÐ¥AÐ¥AÐ¥AÐ¥AÐ¥AÐ¥AÐ¥AÐ¥AÐ¥AÐ¥A! YOUR JUTSU IS USELESS AGAINST ME!
>he does a JoJo inspired pose
>>5881962
>>5881971
Now ill finish you both
>Fireball jutsu
>>5881986
How would you even do that?
>>5881986
No. I want a C&C gamr
>>5882001
IRON CURTAAAAAAIN!
>a large steel wall rises to block your fireball protecting NOD unit and I
>>5882001
Noooo!
>dies
>>5882004
I have a year, right? Somehow. As a wise man once told me; "Do or do not, there is not try". Also "Brush your teeth".
>>5882011
A what?
>>5882038
>NOD unit doesn't die because Soviet protects him with Iron Curtain
>>5881941
Well, that's good to hear. I don't know how much longer I can stand hearing my own voice. When exactly would one of us to "absorb the other?" That's got to be either really painful or really smooth.
>>5881964
Understood.
>>5882001
THE COSSACK TRAIN IS START ROLLING
THEY ARE SENDED FOR ME TO KILL YOU
YOU WILL DIE BEFORE YOU CAN KILL MY SON
>>5882032
>>5882038
This was all on your own heads, youve been standing on the same place for 20 minutes.
>Genjutsu disappears
>>5882054
Yeah, but the whole 'rip their dicks' off thing is oddly specific.
>>5882054
C&C is short for Command and Conquer
>>5881992
Do you know how stupid you sound? They are not supposed to be celebrated. They are supposed to be avoided.
>>5882055
>meanwhile in a different universe
Thanks soviet...
>>5882075
Uhhh...
"Want to talk?"
>>5882076
Come ooooooooooon. I didn't mean literally. Like how people "losing their shit" isn't when a bunch of people-
You get the idea.
>>5882083
No, the last thing you said. "Gamr"
>>5882111
Sure, what do you want to talk about?
>>5882111
I have doubts that a child could provide something engaging but go ahead.
>>5882063
Foolish..
>AMATERASU
>>5881934
Hm. Truthfully, I was trying to come up with an ideal gift to present you with as a sign of friendship. But since you don't seem to like seafood, I'll just have to think of something else.
>>5882125
If you say so, but I don't want to come back one day to find a bunch of severed dicks scattered around the place.
>>5882111
Some weather were having huh? I could talk about it all day, seriously.
>>5882125
Game. Misspelled it
>>5882104
You're welcome
>>5882102
Haha, but Ram you should be used to be sounding stupid, I do it so very often right? Besides failures make for good stories.
>>5882111
Ok
>>5882151
It's a bit early for such a thing, now isn't it? It's not as if you have to do such a thing.
>>5882163
Arm warmers are my fetish
>>5882171
>Me.
And just when I thought I got a different error fixed.
>>5882161
What a way to go, eh? Imagine that's how this place dies, just everyone tearing their own dicks off. Sounds like something out of the Bible
>>5882166
So what does that have to do with me having an illegitimate son?
>>5882187
Petting is my fetish
>>5882201
What Bible are you reading?
>>5882201
Nothing. I don't think you have a son. NOD is too old to be your son
>>5882187
Hey, glad ya like em. Cute right?
>>5882211
My biography. Literally 2000 pages of me going on about butts and stuff.
It's a bestseller too.
>>5882223
How do you know that? Do you know what I do in my spare time?
>>5882183
Er, I see, forgive me then for attempting to be too intimate.
>>5882132
"How about... talk about this place"
>>5882137
"First. what is your name?
>>5882163
"Fine."
>>5882172
"Hi."
>>5882206
"That is disturbing"
how do i fap without my using my hands?
>>5882245
No. Is just my guess
>>5882245
Publishers will take just about anything these days, huh?
Well, I've gotta get goin' for a little while. You take care of yourself, Best, Realest guy. See you around.
>>5882171
Be sounding stupid? Did I not warn you?
>>5882191
Oh. I would rather not relive those stories. Not all of them are amusing.
>>5882247
Ramlethal Valentine. I expect you to give yours out as well.
>>5882247
How are you, little villager?
post what you're listening to and rate
>>5882251
S-Stop
>>5882247
This place is pretty nice.
>>5882270
Powerful drugs
>>5882270
Legs.
>>5882286
https://youtu.be/MRQcUx9p0fo
>>5882270
autofellatio
surgically remove your bottom two ribs first, like marilyn manson
>>5882286
>The sound of my fan and rain hitting the window.
>>5882291
I don't even know what this place is yet and I've been here for 15 minutes.
what is this place?
>>5882286
>Hey, guess what? It's a metal album, as per usual.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jlDI3VBaQ0
>>5882310
Comfy
>>5882286
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eHyf8fHloow
>>5882286
Now I miss Joseph
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NI9Sa8LpZ3g
>>5882306
Are you underage?
>>5882286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjnAE5go9dI
>>5882271
You won't know until my day of reckoning. Join the order why you still can.
>>5882272
Later, take it easy.
>>5882246
Oh, please. You shouldn't be so quick to apologize, you've not done anything wrong to begin with. Even in my land, your kind aren't so social.
...Hm. Now that I think of it, why were you trapped in that lake?
>>5882275
I-I think I just saw my life flash before my eyes, if I had a heart it'd be beating a mile a minute... But I don't mean loses like fights, I mean failures, like me commercially, there's a difference I believe.
I want to slap Megu's butt
>>5882311
It's a place where people fight to the death, the last person who is alive in the arena gets a trophy and sometimes gets a prize.
>>5882251
You should do this more often
>>5882247
I like your t-shirt
>>5882342
Don't be sad my son
>>5882344
No why do you think that?
>>5882377
It really triggered me for a bit.
>>5882350
Tell me more about this order
>>5882286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCZ1YteCv5M
>>5882275
"You can call me with any nicknames if you want. but i rather being called "Villager" "
>>5882283
"i'm good..and you little ball?
>>5882291
"Yeah, but sometimes there is not good people to talk to"
>>5882373
"Thanks."
Who are the youngest people in hg?
Who are the oldest?
what should i do smoke or eat?
dubs tell me what to do.
post your avas
>>5882418
Bolin
UItron
>>5882375
It's fine
>>5882418
Ultron is 56
Bolin is 12
>>5882403
>You're a 5/5 too man.
>>5882412
I'm good too
>>5882286
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iypUpv9xelg
>>5882432
>>5882466
That wasnt part of the question
>>5882466
he probably die of old age or he is at Dennys
>>5882432
>>5882403
>I kinda figured, considering it's progressive blackened thrash.
>I think.
>Metal subgenres get weird.
>>5882432
Hiya.
>>5882471
question: Who is the quesstion?
>>5882354
The one you pushed me out of? I was told to leave here by a few people in an embarrassing way, I don't want to talk about it.
>>5882342
>>5882446
>Ultron is 56
You're joking.
>>5882358
How is that a good story? It just sounds distressing.
>>5882412
Child. Why are you holding that shovel?
>>5882492
>newfag
>>5882412
That is true, but I am pretty good.
>>5882403
Thanks man.
>>5882432
>
>>5882463
d-does this mean you're coming back to us?
>>5882492
Nah it's true. He's a rad old dude who has a lot of free time.
I should listen to something other than vidya music. After I listen to some more vidya music.
>>5882478
>proud of my child/10 wish I could see them more
>what is lisa source?
>>5882478
You. I was searching for you.
>>5882507
(ERP is getting too aggressive for me)
(So yeah)
>>5882522
Still obsesses over Deny's as well.
>>5882494
Because that was ten years ago, I'm still around aren't I? It's an inspirational story!
>>5882522
As I recall he was taking a long break out of either boredom or he got tired of all the hostility here.
Also, he's been replaying all the Civ Games in anticipation for civ 6 so that eats a lot of time.
>>5882522
He also donated to Izaya's "Help me get alchohol poisoning" fund.
>>5882494
"Shovel?. what shovel?"
>puts the shovel back in his pocket
>>5882520
>Lisa's source is Princess Maker 3. Aka, don't kill your child simulator.
>>5882526
>Sorry I didn't say anything. Can't believe I won.
>>5882546
>Hey, you quit the same reason I did. Well, besides getting bored of it.
>>5882546
welcome back to us my child
>huggus
you have been sorely missed
>>5882463
Took you long enough, welcome back.
>>5882574
(I love typefucking, but dramas are TOO much in there)
>>5882575
(This sounds like a joke leading up to a punchline)
>>5882485
And you actually listened to the fools? Don't be so weak of will.
>>5882522
>>5882564
>Goddammit. The last time I ever even saw him, he called Rika "Cirno".
>>5882555
I do not see how. Maybe I f I live up to your age, I will be stupidly fond of my mistakes and failures.
>>5882569
I will not question how expansive your pocket is. A child like you should stay out of business like that.
>>5882574
I should have done better to locate you. Whatever. Enjoy it if you can.
What Zodiac sign are you?
>>5882590
You could always add him on steam. He's one of the more sociable people here really.
>>5882625
>Libra.
>>5882617
There you go, making me feel old again..
>>5882599
>I kinda of like typefucking, but only if there's like a buildup towards it.
>>5882625
>Gemini. Funny, since one of my avas is also a Gemini.
>>5882574
>Thanks. If only I could get her hair and dress I would make an AltHistoryHub character for a you
>>5882625
>Aquarius
>>5882604
I just don't like conflict, if I try to say something back in situations like that my voice catches in my throat and I can't help but cry.
>>5882617
"But i'm in every type of business"
>>5882625
Gemini because I'm fucking cool like that.
>>5882625
Piscis
>>5882625
"Scorpio."
>>5882625
Scorpio
>>5882625
>Sagittarius
>>5882661
You are the one bringing up your age.
>>5882672
You know exactly what I meant. Considering you brought out that axe.
>>5882625
>>5882625
>Cancer
>>5882625
>Gemini
>>5882671
...Something tells me that you need lessons. Certainly you can dislike conflict, but there's a point where you have to take care of yourself.
Scorpio.
>>5882709
fitting
>>5882709
So fitting
>>5882709
>>5882625
Aries
>>5882709
Fitting.
>>5882625
>Leo
>>5882708
... That's not wrong, is it fun always being right?
>>5882625
Leo
>>5882625
Leo
>>5882708
"Hehehe... "
>>5882625
>...Cancer
>>5882741
Fitting
>>5882709
Can't make this up.
>>5882666
>I wouldn't mind any hair style for good ole Lisa. As long as you can recognize her, it's a-okay.
>Also, if you're going to try out a princess maker game... just wait for the Princess Maker 2 remake that's going to pop up on steam.
>>5882625
>scorpio
>>5882716
>>5882721
>>5882723
>>5882729
>>5882753
>I dont know what I expected.
>>5882598
(Thanks, I suppose)
>>5882762
>hug
My grandmother was a Cancer. Her death was fitting, actually, she ended up being killed by a giant crab.
>>5882761
>then I can draw her ok-ish. This may take some time
>>5882711
But... I think I'm perfectly fine the way I am.
>>5882766
It's fine babe, they were just waiting for somebody to say cancer. Use your squiddy head.
>>5882791
Mean it?
>>5882802
How in the world could you possibly be happy with something like that?
>>5882791
Thanks
Hikki where are ya
>>5882813
>It is fitting though
When's your birthday?
>>5882731
I get my enjoyment from it. You make it easy.
>>5882737
I am serious. Something like you is not purposed to do it.
>>5882766
Do not be a fool. This was their plan all along.
>>5882856
2/12/88
>>5882856
>October 15.
>[spoiler]The same as Bolin's.[/spoiler]
>>5882856
4/15
>>5882831
Do you really think there's something wrong with being comfortable with who you are?
Bonsoir everyone! How's the day been so far? Plenty of bloodshed?
>>5882870
>88
>>5882856
Aug 24
>>5882864
Are you saying you'd like me to make it a challenge? Besides, I make a lot of things easy.
>>5882856
6 months
>>5882797
Thanks bro.
>>5882893
Hello.
>>5882856
August 5th
>>5882853
Don't make me kiss you
>>5882911
amazing rp
>>5882856
03/10
>>5882856
>June 14.
>>5882887
When you've no backbone? I certainly do, at that. One should always be able to stand for themselves.
>>5882893
Very dully. The highlight of my conversations thus far've been with this wallflower of a mermaid.
>>5882856
"i forgot my own birthday, i only remember being scorpio"
>>5882864
"Everyone can do what they want. appearance is totally a different thing
>>5882898
Is this an entry?
Kate
>>5882856
>June 23
>>5882856
WHERE'S MY MARCHFAGS AT?!
>>5882911
Long time no see, mon amie. Where did you run off to?
>>5882928
Talking to a mermaid? You're pulling my leg!
>>5882625
The way the stars align I'd have to say I'm an Aquarius.
Even though the zodiac system is imperfect, so there's no reason to apply such measures.
>>5882918
>Kiss the psychic later.
>>5882856
Jan. 26th
>>5882856
November 26th
>>5882893
It has not been enough of it.
>>5882901
No. Just stating what I have dealt with months now.
>>5882884
>Happy belated birthday.
>>5882930
No they can not. Once you realize this then you can find your true purpose.
>>5882928
Physically, I'm incapable of standing...
>>5882856
>August 16th.
>>5882971
I said this before and I'll say this again, I feel as though I'm slowly becoming a masochist..
>>5882971
I will remember to congratulate on that day.
>>5882625
Sagittarius
>>5882856
December the 2nd
Also why the fuck am I awake at this hour, fellas? It's 5 AM and I can't sleep. Am I going to die?