Welcome to the One Hundred and Thirty-eighth Classy Games!
I'll have 36 of you. Ready...go.
Perona
Megumin
>>5882946
Boku
>>5882946
Lenore
Rin Tohsaka
>>5882946
Fox McCloud
Classy Furry porn
Nod unit
Comrade Soviet
Villager
Eggman-kun
Capra Demon
>>5882946
Duncan
Sol Classguy
>>5882946
Gishki Ariel
>>5882946
Classy Ash
Junpei Iori
Rachnera
Kirigiri
>>5882946
Asuka
David
>>5882946
Littletale Asgore
Se Jun Park
>>5882946
Ramlethal Valentine
>>5882946
Wakasagihime
>>5882989
>>5882928
Physically, I'm incapable of standing...
>>5882946
Nepeta Leijon
Mashiro
IT'S ME GIKU
>>5882954
I just wanted to take a break from HG for a bit
Vic Viper
>>5882946
Vriska Serket
Artoria Pendragon
Classy Legion
>a little blonde girl with a black dress walks into the thread, looking around at the people with her strange eyes
Classy Reigen
>>5882946
Junko Enoshima
Takeshita
>>5882946
Classy Rinoa
>>5882983
>>5883007
It's a figure of speech, and you're entirely aware of that.
>>5882954
>>5882991
Do I look like I lie or joke? Ever?
...They're not common in my world, but they're hardly impossible to find.
>>5883033
You reek of death, child.
Orihara Izaya
>>5883033
Uh, hello there.
>reposting
>>5882856
>November 26th
>>5882893
It has not been enough of it.
>>5882901
No. Just stating what I have dealt with months now.
>>5882884
>Happy belated birthday.
>>5882930
No they can not. Once you realize this then you can find your true purpose.
>>5883033
*the woman glares the the sight before her*
I remember you.
>>5882946
Kaito
>I may have missed the post.
>>5882969
Persona?
>>5883006
>>5882971
"My true purpose is... living in my own way"
>>5883018
I see. Need to give your commander some attention,right?
>>5883046
Well, you give off the walking joke vibe! ahaha~
>>5883055
Shouldn't that be a problem you should be helping to fix?
>>5883021
Vwhiskers! What are you doing h33r?
:33 < *ac pounces on her and wrapped her arms around her midsection!*
>>5883041
How was your day Junky-chan?
Hajikuji
>>5883033
Ayyy
>>5883058
You say something about Personas?
>>5883033
"You are not the only one with strange eyes"
>>5882856
>August 16th.
>>5882971
>>5883055
I said this before and I'll say this again, I feel as though I'm slowly becoming a masochist.
>>5883033
...You're a creepy human.
>>5883064
You're mocking the wrong person, you fool.
>>5883064
Yeah...
One roster.
Here beginneth the review.
Fucking oldfags, they are always on the shadows lurking
>>5883046
Not to sound snide but... What I said was a joke, and I hope you were entirely aware of that.
>>5883067
>
>>5883111
>Sneak sneak
>>5883092
>Looks around
No im pretty sure I was talking to you.
>>5883101
What's wrong? I don't need to see your face to tell something is bothering you.
>>5883055
Oh hey senpai, our birthdays are 6 days apart
>>5883104
We have located a better image of ourselves for this simulation.
>>5883104
The time has come!
>>5883083
Hey it's pretty cold here, can I borrow your fur goat?
>>5883104
Ready to have fun!
>>5882946
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>5882971
>>5883055
>Thanks.
>>5883104
Let's get this over with. This stupid ass outfit is itchy as hell, I want it back in storage as soon as possible.
>>5883104
I didn't get put in the same district as Vwiskers? Nya....Oh well.
>>5883120
>:33 < *ac nyahs seductively, making a heart shape with her fingers!*
>>5883104
Let's go!
>>5883127
It's nothing, trust me.
>>5883130
and so have i
>>5883122
>pet pet
>>5883139
>>5883159
C-Cut it out, I'm supposed to be sleeping.
>>5883104
>Just made it.
Awesome
>>5883120
Soviet! What's wrong?
>>5883104
>>5883057
Swap em
>>5883145
(Russia must never know)
You seem to be in happy mood
>>5883131
...
>>5883171
Go to bed Maria
>>5883104
>Rin crosses her arms, forming a mocking stare as she evaluates her supposed "team".
Seems I'll be on my own in this one. I should get to summoning my servant rather than awaiting one in my so called "team".
As I don't really have that much confidence in this bunch..
>>5883064
I hosted twice today and got criticized for it. I am not doing it again until later tonight.
>>5883060
Fair enough. I just do not think a child is capable of living that life but that is just my subjective thoughts.
>>5883080
Certainly.
>>5883104
Exchange
>>5883006
>>5883057
>>5883104
I accept this challenge.
>>5883152
So? get lost tard.
>>5883187
Not Maria, but ok.
>>5883104
I'd like to see this one in the game.
>>5882976
>>5883049
>>5883104
>>5883176
"Keep the animal. swap me instead"
>>5883046
>the little girl looks a bit confused, she rises her hand infront of her face, opening it and then breathing into it, she pushes her hand into her face and smells it, then she looks at the hand with a rather uncaring look
I knew bathing with kitty was bad.
>>5883050
>she looks at the man, and then points at him with her finger, shaking it a bit
Nice mask.
>>5883055
>she smiles at the woman
I remember me too.
>>5883072
>she looks confused at the man's words
Ahh?
>>5883079
>she looks at him, not really understanding what he means
Okay.
>>5883083
>she looks at the goat thing, with a smile slowly appearing at her pale face, she comes closer to the goat, with an open palm, ready to pet the thing to death
Goaty.
>>5883127
You should know better than to insult your superiors.
>Even with this, her expression and tone remain almost perfectly blank.
>>5883117
...Ah. Yes, well...I don't have much of a sense of humor.
>She clears her throat briefly
>>5883183
Looks like shit just goat serious.
>>5883139
Late.
Lewd doggo out, Kaito in. Ram, your request is tardy. Fox out, Izaya in. Villager out, Lewd doggo in.
Here endeth the review. Bloodbath next.
>>5883128
>I don't deserve to be called a senpai.
>>5883212
Thanks little girl, what brings you here?
>>5883151
It doesn't sound like nothing...something must be pretty bad to bother a battle hardened soldier.
>>5883193
I was actually talking about participating and spilling some blood,but good on you nonetheless
>gives you a pat on the back
>>5883214
Sorry,you have the wrong person mademoiselle! I am not your son,nor are you the boss of me!
>>5883131
>:33 < *ac fucking kicks the door down!*
DID SOMEPAWDY SAY "FUR"?
>>5883182
I'm always in a happy mood!
Except when I'm dead. Then I'm not so happy.
>>5883128
>>5883055
>My birthday's only 5 days apart from him. I win.
>>5883200
>tucks in
>>5883214
I am used to people who don't, so its quite all right. By the way, do you need a cough drop?
>>5883212
>Her own expression remains cold.
I never implied it was necessarily not yours'.
>>5883238
Even if you claim so, you should know better than to talk so lightly of royalty.
>>5883238
Like I said, it's nothing. Don't worry about me.
>>5883212
I, uh...hi, human?
>>5883215
...Sans, stoppit.
>>5883212
Just my way of greeting people. How are you doing?
>>5883176
Oh, I suppose you actually have a chance, Thank you, though it feels wrong taking spots.
>>5883193
Ram.. You always swap for me and I feel weird about it, I'm glad you were late this time.
>>5883249
I trust you will win if you keep trying.
>whispers in your ear
It was a bit fun what you did
>>5883249
Yeah.
>>5883264
I goata go, see ya!
>>5883285
>Stares
...Hmph.
>>5883256
Oh, it makes so much sense now! You must be the queen of the losers!
>>5883260
If you say sooo....
The Bloodbath. Good news: it starts out with actual blood!
Mashiro quickly scores First Blood by yanking one of Duncan's piercings out and stabbing him with it. I see an event that needs to be slightly rewritten, but Vic isn't any less dead. Takeshita finds the backbone to kill that pokemon fellow. Asuka loses the game of hide and seek, but wins the game of "hahaha, I'm alive". Rinoa...why? Vriska, you clumsy oaf! Perona is an angry little girl, as evidenced by the double kill she collected.
Nice job, people!
>>5883212
I participated whenever I can. I caused six deaths today. This is out of two matches. How about you?
>>5883212
*she continues to have a stoic glare*
I do not particularly care. What of your 'pets'?
>>5883250
>It's really weird knowing people with a birthday in Nov. Only other person I know is my birthday for my whole life.
>>5883266
I tend to wait if someone else will and they usually do not.
>>5883275
>Nah. I always said this but I shouldn't be seen any more special than anyone here.
>>5883326
Hm. Seems too dangerous here. Better head off.
>>5883326
...Feh.
>>5883326
Oh god no, NO, NOOOOOO!
>>5883326
>Second time i die at the bloodbath today.
Okay.. i got the feeling im loosing my edge.
>>5883326
You may find its contents useful.
>>5883253
Yes, well, I'm perhaps worse off than most others with that.
>She draws a lollipop from inside one of her sleeves, and quickly upwraps and pops it in her mouth.
Not at all, but I suppose I should thank you.
>>5883304
Princess, if anything. I am Ariel, ritual master and daughter of the Gishki Tribe's ruling family on my world.
...And I'll have you know that we're among the top four tribes in the world, at that.
>>5883326
Noted. But I don't care.
>>5883278
I was actually just trying to get Setsuna mad at you, but it looks like that didn't work. She's your kismes, right? Why would she want her partner to be with other females? It just doesn't make a lick of sense, nya...
>>5883285
Oh. Okay.
>:33 < *ac awkwardly set the door back on it's hinges and sped off*
>>5883326
>>5883326
My foot is broken! Not cool man!
>>5883326
"You can win this, zodiac animal friend!"
>>5883326
It wouldn't matter. He wasn't here to see me win anyway...
>>5883326
It's normal when wearing a gown like this. Nobody will notice anyway as long as I stay in these perimeters.
And if they do, I'll make sure they won't live to tell anyone else.
>>5883202
>kissus
>>5883326
Well that was fucking rude is what that was
>>5883326
*she winces as the bullet pierces her*
I do not think I can continue.
Rate
>>5883365
Nya, you sent a cant33n of water just for me? Thank you, nameless sponsor!
>>5883237
>she stops pointing, putting her hand down
...is it hard to breathe in that mask?
>>5883256
>she just stares at the woman, not speaking a single word or letter
>>5883264
>she slams her hand on his head and pets him
Gooooaaaattty.
>>5883265
>she looks at the man, then at the floor, wondering for a tiny bit, after a couple of seconds she comes up with an answer
I am walking. Walking good.
>>5883326
>she doesn't look that concerned
>>5883327
Pets are fine, I gave kitties tons of baths.
>she moves her hands to a "rubbing" motion
With a soup.
It's the first day, and Asuka wins another game of "hahaha, I'm alive" after losing the game of verbal jabs. Junko proves herself to be a dog person...or maybe she just likes bitches. Eggman and David have found Jesus and take to preaching. Nice theme for the day: mostly talk, little action.
>>5883326
Something like this..? Miku probably.
>>5883327
A-are you saying people don't like me enough to swap? Ah well, at least you do.
>>5883353
And I never heard of you, tells you something about your tribe teehee~
>>5883358
She wants me to not be so stuck up and she doesn't feel so bad that she does it with other people usually other girls though
>>5883353
>she looks genuinely puzzled by your behavior
Did you just put something in your mouth?
>>5883400
Do, uh, do you need something? Hello?
>>5883399
No, why?
>>5883400
The pipe is to classy for me!
>>5883400
And he says that if you touch yourself, you'll be damned to Hell forever! So don't do that.
>>5883400
>she begins pouring blue paint over herself
Blue!
A decent batch of bodies to present. I'd like to remind you that we have spectators to please, so keep the peace to a minimum.
>>5883400
Let that be a warning to him!
>>5883399
>She returns the gaze unflinchingly.
>>5883410
Do you always assume everyone's from the same world as you, or do you just love to be stupid?
>>5883413
....
Yesh. Why?
>>5883399
Ow...
Well, this feels good but...you're still kinda creepy...
>>5883400
Don't worry, I can fly this... I know how from manuals, have a lot of freetime when you don't sleep.
>>5883432
I touch myself thinking of you.
>>5883392
No Weaknesses/10
>>5883397
"OOPS"
"i forgot you are in here"
"And i called the lewd animal like that. and you are a zodiac animal"
"this is a misunderstanding"
>>5883448
But we are sharing the same world right now mon amie! Where is your influence,your majesty? ahaha~
>>5883399
*if her glare could become any colder, you may freeze looking at it*
Stay away from my pets. That is the only warning I will give.
>>5883407
I did not say that but I guess I implied it.
>>5883399
Uh... alright
>>5883400
Dick move
>>5883448
What is it? Shouldn't you be chewing?
Artoria is rather susceptible to outside influence. However, said outside influence goaded her into nice little rampage. Watch out for the Capra Demon; not only is he the Capra Demon, but he's also got a whip! The big hat lady lets in the big...eared...furry. Yes, big ears. Two of them, just flopping about.
>>5883464
I am both flattered and deeply disturbed.
>>5883506
This will be handy for the near future.
>>5883430
>she quickly answers, as if she was ready for the question
Why what?
>>5883448
>she keeps staring at the wizard, that or she spaced out, whichever her dead mind decided to do
>>5883451
>she rubs her hand harder and harder on his fur, pulling out a knife with her other hand
Goaty want haircut?
>>5883496
Is pet pettable?
>she looks worried, as if she doesn't know she kills her pets faster than a dentist hunting for lions
>>5883497
How are you doing?
>>5883506
>she motions her hands to pretend that they are guns and starts finger-banging
Bang bang!
A tree is the first fatality of the new day. It is unfortunately the only fatality. However, Kirigiri's got a bone to pick with Asuka, and Eggman thinks rather lowly of Junko.
>>5883477
This place is not a world. My "influence" remains by measure of my power.
>>5883503
It's a hard candy, certainly not.
>>5883506
Artoria? Good evening. Are you still agitated abou-GUH.
>>5883533
>Either way, she'd return the gaze dully.
>>5883496
Are you also implying you like me more than other people?
>>5883506
I would love to join you on this journey of life!
>>5883506
Once again dude, dick move
>>5883533
I'm doing well, thanks
Yo, everybody! I've been mulling over doing this, but due to recent events, I simply gotta ask you all a question! Nothing too special, just a quick one! Care to hear the hero out?
>>5883549
So close to none huh? My that's disappointing.
>>5883547
... I would rather not, this is..
>>5883533
Why do you ask if I can breathe through my mask?
>>5883547
Shit!
>>5883565
Hello comrade
>>5883565
"Go ahead"
>>5883565
I swear if this is an advertisement for another one of those fast food places of yours...
>>5883533
N...No thanks...hahah...
>Backs away.
We have Littlefinger to thank for this memorial slide. Maybe he should convince more people to kill and kill some more.
>>5883565
Sure, but try not to distract the participants. You could cause them to die horribly. You know, on second thought, shout it from the mountaintops. Go wild. Do you have a megaphone?
>>5883549
I don't think that answered my question, at least, not in a way I understand. What's hard candy?
>>5883565
Sure! What's the question?
>>5883565
Sure.
>>5883565
If you must.
>>5883573
Tch. My skills are second to only one person among my people, I'll have you know.
>>5883605
Hard candy? It's a hardened...sugary syrup, I do believe. It's not meant to be chewed, but rather linger in your mouth, I suppose one would say.
The furry one sure is getting around...I suppose that's not particularly surprising. In other news, there are copycats with Jimmy Choo heels. The rest of you are terribly boring.
>>5883547
Let's not and say we didn't
>>5883641
I would use every penny to make Camp Campbell as great as it can be!
>>5883638
Your people seem like a bunch of pushovers then. I should stop by and pay them a visit!
>>5883641
Now I'm fucking cold.
>>5883565
What do you want?
>>5883553
No. It may be because it is expected that someone will exchange you in, which is why no one does it.
>>5883533
What kind of question its that? Of course he is.
>>5883586
Good evening, Soviet! Uh, I asked if you wanted to answer my question, but this'll be good enough for now, I guess. What's up?
>>5883596
What? No, not at all! I may be an influential man, but if I introduced a fast food place here, I could potentially cause one of those REAL bad domino effects, silly!
>>5883599
They shouldn't blame it on me if they die, though... Nope, but my voice is totally gonna be loud enough for everybody here to hear it! Oh, while I have you here, I forgot to thank you for the burger you gave me! Thank you kindly for it!
>>5883593
>>5883606
>>5883621
>>5883638
>>5883669
Alright, this is a very, VERY dumb question, and it probably doesn't happen all too much here at all, but... Um... How'm I gonna say this without sounding like an idiot even if everything I say is really dumb...
Have you guys seen any clowns here? Like, at all? I gotta know for reasons.
Some class-on-class violence ends in the death of the one whose final thoughts were on winning. Kirigiri makes a blasphemous comment, Eggman doesn't get suicide by Takeshita, and Perona is a lucky, albeit possibly frostbitten swimmer.
>>5883687
No problem. And clowns? Sure, on occasion.
>>5883687
Guys, hide Tricky.
>>5883687
Nothing. All is fine
>>5883687
Yes actually, I saw a clown as I was walking.
>>5883664
You've seen nothing of us or our abilities, you idiot.
...I'll not deal with your insults further.
>>5883687
I've never seen one before in my life.
>>5883547
Awww...
>she looks down at the tree
I hate trees.
>>5883549
>she keeps looking, then walks closer and pokes the lady
Tag.
>she calmly walks away from the lady
>>5883557
At what? Talking? Dancing? Dying?
>>5883565
>she looks at the man and nods
>>5883576
Because I once choked in one.
>>5883598
>she stands there with a knife, looking at the goat while he backs away
Bye.
>>5883641
Out! Only animals allowed.
>>5883669
>she smiles at the answer
I am good with those.
>>5883687
Besides you? Nah
>>5883687
Did someone say clowns? I could've sworn someone just said clowns.
>>5883687
"0 clowns in here"
>>5883693
Target eliminated.
>>5883687
Real clowns? No. People who act like clowns? All the time.
>>5883709
That's... Awful, sorry to hear about that.
>>5883687
Tori calls Sans a clown sometimes.
>>5883709
Yeah, uh...b-bye...
>>5883687
Hmmm ok.
I heard some rumors that something has been getting you on edge...care to explain?
>>5883705
Awww, but im just messing with you! Don't tell me you are taking this to hear.
>>5883638
I see. Well, how does it taste? Apart from what you've already told me, I mean.
Pay your respects to Classy Reigen. He died alone.
Genome is still ranting and raving; somebody should get him committed. Nod unit puts his stealthy skills to very good use. The latest paring of sorts is Takeshita and Vriska. Probably gonna end with a knife in one of their backs.
>>5883641
They could be screams of anything, I best not disturb them..
>>5883669
Ah, so you're going to ask America right? So I can cross him off the list?
And hey, I came up with another reason I like you, if you wanted to hear it.
>>5883693
That guy.. Is scary, like some kind of, camp counselor!
>>5883687
There's a clown in my balls and it will only come out if you make me orgasm.
>>5883687
Are you hiring clowns? can I join? Can I? Can I? Can I?!
>>5883709
....
What?
>>5883746
I don't jest. And this includes about members of my nationality, family, or power.
>>5883747
Ahem, well...this one is cherry-flavored, I believe.
...I got these from a woman about here just the other day.
>>5883753
Critical Systems Failure.
>>5883753
I don't think this thing will work on me.. It's just clothes.
>>5883687
Yes.
*her face becomes leering as she hears the news*
You do not happen to be afraid of them, do you?
>>5883709
I do not want you to touch them. At all.
>>5883763
>>5883763
I shall once I taunt him for this fear. What else do you have?
>>5883779
So what are you doing here? I thought you people never leave your castles.
>>5883693
Woo! Blind luck wins all!
>>5883709
Just in general
Asuka finally loses a game of "hahaha, I'm alive", along with two others, thanks to a whistleblowing Archduke. A second tree bites the dust, a few of you have no appreciation for history, and Junpei decides on being nice for the day.
>>5883266
No worries. You swapped me out in the past. Just repaying the favor~
Plus, it worked out in the end. We both got in, right?
>>5883209
Aw...thanks little guy. I'll try to repay you back sometime.
>>5883779
Hm, I'll have to try one of those so- O-Oh, I have to go do something. Sorry to cut our conversation short. Talk to you later!
Good night fellas
cheers
It's been fun HG, goodbye.
Back up to four. Does that mean the next time will feature ten again? We can only hope.
>>5883841
>>5883847
Fare thee well.
>>5883824
Nice!!!!!!!!
>>5883847
Night
>>5883811
...My fool of a servant fouled up his portion of a transportation ritual. Instead of where we were meant to be, I'm...here, instead.
>She waves dismissively about.
>>5883834
You'd have to ask her.
...I can't imagine what you'd need to do, but I shan't keep you. Farewell.
>>5883841
>>5883847
And farewell to you both.
>>5883831
"You don't have to."
Communism intensifies. Artoria's gone off the deep end, the befurred one can't resist any excuse to get (or stay) naked, Vriska gets lucky, and somebody forgets to eat. Idiot.
>>5883868
Maybe he wouldn't have botched the ritual,had you given him a raise! ahaha~
>>5883740
Why?
>>5883744
>she waves at him
Bye!
>>5883779
>she keeps walking away
>>5883808
Alright. I won't.
>she lied
>>5883821
You must be one of the cool one then.
>>5883831
>she walks behind the cat/dog/whatever the heck you are, and then pulls her tail
>>5883808
I suppose you just showed it, it's kind of fun when tease people like that, I mean joking around it fun right?
>>5883824
Um.. I'm fine on coolant actually.
>>5883831
Plus Ram didn't lose her spot, like she normally does on me, so yes, this worked out very well.
>>5883841
>>5883847
Goodnight you two, rest well and pleasant dreams.
>>5883892
Well.. I did see something good in that pile of sticks and leafs.
>>5883892
Remind me to burn every tree here down when I get the chance.
>>5883693
I knew that they'd be around here, those little sh-- Can't swear in front of strangers, can't swear in front of strangers... Would it be alright if I "took care" of them?
>>5883694
If this "Tricky" is a clown, they're coming with me, Anon. No ifs, ands, or buts about it.
>>5883697
Thank goodness for that! I was almost afraid that something bad happened to you, actually!
>>5883698
Then as soon as you see it again, tell him that Alfred Jones is looking for them. Let's just say that I'm a LITTLE bit ticked off by the mere existence of them at the moment...
>>5883705
White as snow, wears makeup, generally goofy movements, unsettling as all hell, bright clothes... Imagine someone that acts like me except scarier and ten times more silent. Seen any of 'em?
>>5883712
...Man, that actually really hurt me a little bit, dude. I forgive you anyway since I'm a cool dude...
>>5883717
Yes, as a matter of fact, I did! I'm on the lookout for them due to VERY recent events; if you live in America, you've surely heard of what happened on the news, right? That huge "clown scare" or whatever?
>>5883726
I was looking for real clowns for reasons, like I said. I'm not gonna be hunting for people that act like clowns, but they're on my... Nah, not a hitlist, but I've got a good reason for looking for them.
...Read the news in America lately, dude?
>>5883744
If this "Sans" fella has really bright clothing and a lotta cream pies and alla' that? Yeah, he's gonna have to meet good 'ol Alfred Jones for a reason. I hope he ain't one, though, guy sounds pretty cool...
>>5883746
What? Me? On edge? Get outta here, man, I ain't on edge at all! Just on the lookout for clowns so I can totally not shoot them or anything, you gotta believe me there, hehe!
...T-Totally not gonna shoot them...
>>5883764
Hah, nah, you'd have a better chance asking Amela to do that, dude. Thanks but no thanks.
>When the character limit is 2000
>Gimme a second, I didn't miss anyone!
>>5883892
>Idiot
Fuck you too, Raven.
Oh look, it's a Feast. I see...two corpses.
>>5883923
Depends on which one. Leave Harley alone, and we're good.
>>5883924
Temper, temper. Besides, I'm not the one that forgot to eat.
>>5883894
You know nothing of us, our world, or how much they're paid, you imbecile.
...And he's just as stuck here as I am.
>>5883895
>She waves dismissively, and makes no effort to follow her.
>>5883923
I'm aware of what the concept is, but I've never seen one in person.
>>5883895
Well, thanks! What's your name anyway?
>>5883923
Not really. I don't live in America, so I don't follow their news. What's been happening with clowns there?
>>5883937
That's officially the worst thing I've ever eaten...
>>5883923
Nothing bad happened at all! What made you think that?
>>5883923
Have you considered that people are getting in the Halloween spirit?
>>5883939
Feisty aren't you? Did I struck a nerve? Besides it doesn't take a genius to tell that you are stingy.
>>5883937
I didn't forget...There just wasn't anything around to eat!
>TFW my computer fucking died
Ooh, looks like we'll go nicely past the mark of ten. Artoria regains her sanity just long enough to rid the world of two demons. There's something to be said for the archery skills of nude females. Oh, and does anybody have some calamine lotion?
>>5883937
I'm good of fuel I suppose.
>>5883995
... Thanks? Ugh.
>>5883965
I have little tolerance for fools or those who won't give respect.
>>5883937
Who won your 100th game?
>>5883995
Fuck........
>>5882946
Fashionably Late Classy JC
>>5884008
Respect is earned mon amie.
Twelve is better ten...at least in this case.
>>5883994
>>5883995
How appropriate. So did you.
>>5884010
Hmm...that would be Roromiya.
>>5883946
Lenore.
>she turns around and walks away
(Got to go)
>>5884027
Are you drunk again?
>>5884040
(Picture)
Help, I'm having trouble trying to get to sleep. Any advice?
>>5884049
Working on it.
>>5884032
Hey! I don't recall posing for that!
>>5884034
Don't ru8 it in even further........
>>5884065
So how are you?
>>5884032
However it should be given by default.
>>5883995
Stop making me boring, please
>>5884040
>>5884051
Junpei Iori. It was nice to meet you Lenore
Note to you two: don't bother Rollins for any reason. We're down to three.
>>5884027
If it makes you feel any better, there were some people preaching in your name earlier. I think they've been martyred by now.
>>5884073
What? Just had to point it out.
>>5884060
Fun fact: The colors and types of lights that make up the screen you're looking at right now stimulate your brain, making it even harder to fall asleep!
>>5883769
>Alfred visibly twitches, before calming himself down and rolling his eyes.
No, I'm not planning to hire any of them at all. I've got a bone to pick with all of them, that's for sure, and I'm looking for as many of them as I can. Seen any around, dude?
>>5883808
>Alfred sighs, nervously tapping the ground with his foot.
No, I'm not afraid of them-- Okay, I'M not afraid of them, but it turns out AMERICA is afraid of them, so guess who they sent to look out for the little buggers? Me, and I'm... I inherited their fear for some reason.
...What're you gonna do, Rammy, and why do I have the feeling that it ain't good?
>>5883937
Harley? Nah, she's cool - I'm looking for the creepy ones with big teeth, not just the regular 'ol clown! I'm sure you've heard the news lately, right?
>>5883939
Like I said - unsettling if they're in the woods at nighttime. Consider me like... One tenth of a clown. All I need is the makeup, and here you have your very own clown! Do you need me to describe them to you?
>>5883958
Yeah, let's just say that 2016's been an amazing year for us. Basically, some clowns have been hiding in the woods trying to lure children to them to do God knows what. Creepy and weird ones. I'm on a stakeout of sorts - to make sure they don't do dumb things here.
>>5883962
I dunno, but your life is VERY interesting, if I recall. Three love interests, tried to make a move on Russia itself... Y'know, because THAT'S pretty uncommon.
>>5883718
Okay, so maybe I DID miss someone. Crap.
Anyway, I have my doubts with that statement because I've seen a few while I've been here. You sure that none of them are here?
>>5883965
Uh-huh, because luring children to the woods at nighttime is SO in the Halloween spirit. Look, I know it's supposed to be scary and all that crap, but you don't DO that to children! That's creepy as all hell!
>>5883995
>>5884007
All's fair in love and war~
>>5884066
You don't? It was during that one party in July...
>>5884098
Not with me! Prove to me that you are worth my time.
>>5884081
Great. Yourself, comrade?
>>5884105
And I wasn't invited to the ceremony? That's some shit.
>>5884060
Take a benydryl
Quickly, peace!
>>5884105
I know. Doesn't mean I have to 8e happy with the facts.
>>5884118
And your solution is to shoot every clown in sight?
That sounds rash.
>>5883895
Hm?....Ohhhh! Its you again~
>>5883874
Nope, I already have a plan to.
>>5884118
Nope. wanna see me juggle?!
>pulls out flashlights and starts juggling them
>>5883909
Yeah. It is harmless. You really are a masochist.
>>5883895
>>5884040
I find it hard to believe you. Not that it matters. I will never bring them here. Bye.
>>5884118
A roundabout way to just say yes. Never mind that. There's a chance where I will go through with it. I have a question for you.
Pay your respects to Classy Furry porn and Artoria Pendragon. They died for their love of art.
On the sixth night...the game ends. Behold your winner! I think this makes number three.
>>5884118
You just did, you monumental idiot. And to answer you directly, no, no I haven't seen any.
>>5884123
Pah. I don't see why I should.
>>5884125
My daughter is doing fine so nothing to complain.
>>5884118
I wanted to see how far I could get with the Motherland. She was pretty too so was hard
>>5884118
"They are not in here most of the time"
>POSTED IT IN WRONG THREAD REEEEEEEEEE
>>5882625
>Sagittarius
>>5882856
>December the 2nd
Also why the fuck am I awake at this hour, fellas? It's 5 AM and I can't sleep. Am I going to die?
>>5884138
That was pretty metal
>>5884189
Come on! This is like the third time today I've come in third place...
>>5884118
I don't exactly see how that's amazing, but whatever. That's pretty noble of you either way; I'll keep my eyes open.
>>5884189
Wait, who the hell is M. B-
>>5884193
Then I don't see the reason why I should even give you an ounce of my respect. Simple as that.
>>5884198
Daughter? Has she been baptized?
>JC
>>5884213
yes
RIP
>>5884236
I don't think so. She just suddenly appeared month or so ago and called me Papa and off it went. Maybe will do that soon.
-Soviet
NTW?
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