ERP Thread Made one since you lazy shits took too long. Previous

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>Anon sets peanut butter crackers under a traditional box & stick trap

>>5854197
>tfw wanted to sample Miku's armpits at one point but passed out
fugggg
i wonder if the opportunity is still available

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old
>>5850207

Wheres some fat ass to smother me>?

>>5854245
>implying anons get to play with anyone worthwhile

>>5854251
I don't give a fuck, just want an ass to sit on me.

>>5854197 (Miku-nee)
>Eh, r̶a̶p̶e̶s̶ surprises sexes her on the recliner, stroking out load after load over her peaceful face. Oh, and mating presses her until she's for sure imgregnated by the squid-smelling, hot, frothy dickmilk. Cuddles her semen-drenched body afterwards. Slightly squidgy comf, but comf regardless!

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>>5854251

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>>5854255

I want to hug puking goose

>>5854258
>>5854251
>Lore shitposts
>Jinx counter shitposts
Its one of those days isn't it?

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>>5842988
Oh my, Trixie's favorite!

>gets trapped

>>5854426
>It's another Lore shitposts to impress his crush, Virra, episode.

>>5854456
>euthanises the retard

>>5854456
>Douses the box in gasoline and leaves a trail of it off to the side. With a lit match in his hand, the assistant proclaims:
And for her final performance of the night, the Great Trixie will attempt to escape this wooden prison before it is lit ablaze!
>He then drops the match where the gasoline trail ends, lighting it, and steps to the side, awaiting Trixie's miraculous escape.

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>>5854476
>>5854485
>anon euthanizes Trixie before the other sets up his fire trap, leaving her dead and unable to escape the engulfing flames
>Trixie is now a warm, singed corpse

>>5854509
>checks inside the box
FUCK! It was the human one! Guess we're not eating tonight, men.

>>5854509
>With the box being burnt down to an ashy crisp, Trixie's burnt body is revealed before him. With a mic in hand, he speaks to the crowd.
My what a shame! It seems the Great Trixie could not have escape in time! Dare I say, she may have been dead all along!
>Taking the burnt corpse by the ankle, he lifts it up and tosses it to the crowd.
Lovely audience, as Trixie was not able to fully entertain you this fine evening, please make do with her corpse instead! That will be all for tonight.
>The assistant then snaps his fingers, and in a moment, the red curtains slowly closes upon the stage.

>>5854526
>Someone picks up the corpse by the wrists and starts dancing it around, flopping the head back and forth as he speaks in a mocking contralto.
Hey everyone! I'm the Great and Powerful Trixie! I have zero immunity to fire-type Pokemon!

>>5854594
This thread is deader than Trixie right now.

>>5854594
>edge
desu it's more dark humor senpai

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>she walks into the thread, looking out at the people with her mad eyes, wondering to herself how would she find fun in such a big place.

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>>5854634
It's only edge if you don't like it. That's the rule

>>5854634
Everything that isn't vanilla is edge.

>>5854649
This too.

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>>5854637
>pets pettingly

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>>5854674
>her rough dead head get's petted
>she looks at the lady

what the fuck is the point of these threads

there's barely any ERP and when there is it's usually a one sentence reply with terrible grammar

i mean the memes seem alright but fuck

>>5854708
>gives you the succ

>>5854708
Hi Lore.

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>>5854712
>my cat ears flex as I cum out my penishole
NAAAAAANNNNNIIIIIIIII~~~~~~

>>5854727
>measures your dickmilk
Gadzooks! It's nearly 250ml!

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I want to be a cumslut.

>>5854827
One of these days I'll take you at your word.

>>5854847
And on that day you'll be a fool.

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>>5854853
There is a way of making me ERP, anon-kun. Something that really gets me going.

>>5854863
>2603
>Mankind has reached the stars and now builds installations around them to power its massive interstellar empire
>Top decryptionists have worked on a cypher that has confounded humanity since 2016
>after nearly 600 years of effort, they determine the key
>A randomized hex, 512-bit, based off the melodies in GWAR songs
>Rather than listen to ancient shock rock, the decryptionists space themselves
>Kurisu's Cypher is hidden in a vault, never to be seen until the great insurrection of the 31st century, when the felimans and canidoids revolt against their human masters
>They solve the code
>It's fucking nothing

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>>5854863
>Eats.

>>5854896
>It's fucking vore

More like it

>>5854898
I want to lick the maid's cunt.

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>>5854898
>>5854904
Vore isn't it.

>>5854827
I want to be a pretty princess but we don't always get what we want.

>>5854948
>Eats anyway

>>5854948
You're worse than DMG!

>>5854948
>caresses your fucking ear
Is it that?

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>>5854925
>Conflicted spider meido noises.
>>5854948
>Eats a life-size replica of Kenny.

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>>5854963
>Shudders in ecstasy.
No, but that's good.
>>5854957
EW! ANON'S ARE GROSS!
>>5854980
>Enjoys this.
>>5854960
TAKE THAT BACK YOU CUNT!

>>5854980
Will you let me to? Please?

>>5854995
Oh really? Then what about this.
>licks your ear from the fucking bottom to the very tippy-top

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>>5854996

>>5854995
Never!

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>>5854995

One of these days I will LEWD Kurisu.
Even if I have to wear a fucking Panda fursuit to achieve that.

>>5855046
Get back to work.

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>>5854995
>Fucks another life-sized Kenny in front of Kurisu.
>>5855000
(Apologies, but I just woke up and not up for much besides the usual silly stuff I do here anyway. I have been meaning to figure out someway to lewd with the spider without it feeling completely out of character.)

>>5854995
Is it Kurisu making people cum with her feet? If so, I'm in.

>>5855059
Maybe people should stop picking up characters that don't fuck for ERP, that could hlep.

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>>5855053

I am.
Except I'm not working because I finished my app. Baka.

>>5855074
O WOW ARE YOU A DEVELOPER!?

>>5855059
(It's fine, cute bug meido.)

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Boo.

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>>5855079

I thought you guys already knew that.
But enough blogposting, someone get to typefucking.

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>>5855092
(I'm waiting for someone to rape me)

>>5855097
I'm waiting for you to become interesting enough to rape.

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>>5855102
(O-oh...)

>>5855092
I can typefuck your legs if that helps.

>>5855092
>someone get to typefucking.
Lead by example.

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>>5855097

That's not proper behavior for a lady, Kogasa-san.

>>5855108

Oh dear~

>>5855114

You raise an excellent point~

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(Might as well post some ass)

>>5855122
(But I really wanna be raped...)

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>a long night of Grimm hunting over with, Yang slowly dismounts her bike, stretching her aching joints as she tromps inside
>a low hum can be heard trailing behind her
If you believe in magic...

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>>5855127

[If I had more Rance pictures available I'd be pounding that ass non-stop. Kogasa is my favorite UFO Touhou next to Byakuren and the Muslim bitch.]

>>5855122
Too lewd of a start? What if I put my head on your thighs? That should be good enough.

>>5855141
>Mounts Yang and ties a bike bell into her hair.
[TING-TING]
>Rides her.

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>>5855144
(Don't worry, this ass isn't going anywhere, so you can collect enough then fuck it to oblivion)

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>>5855149

Hmph. That's acceptable then.
>Said Hotaru as she sat nearby, patting her lap to invite Anon to lie down.
C'mere~

>>5855141
I got the magic in me.

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>>5855158
...look Anon, we're pals and all, but if you don't untie that bell from my hair in about ten seconds, I'm going to crush your nads into pulp.

>>5855185
I'll tell you 'bout the magic that'll free your soul, but it's like tryin' to tell a stranger 'bout-
>oh
G'morning, Anon!

>>5855199
...what if I told you I kept my balls in a safe place, and if you try to crush them, your hand will explode?

>>5855180
>he lays down, placing his head on her thighs and leaning his hands on her legs
Nnn, this is nice...

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>>5855214

Oh, Anon~ You really, really, really are hopeless...
I guess this is why I like you a lot.
>Her hands reached for the man's hair, running her fingers through his hair, now and then scratching his scalp too.

>>5855199
Hello Yang. Do you need a hand?

cards

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>>5855255
(I lost my mood to play right now, but I'll still try to ERP)

>>5855159
Kogasa's butt is TOO SPOOKY!

>>5855239
>he almost purrs from her pampering, nuzzling up against her thighs

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>>5855255
I seriously need to get my updated card on my phone.
+Peko
+Squigly
+Hsien-Ko

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>>5855274
Stating the obvious won't save you!

>>5855286
Let me fuck blue beatle

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>>5855282

Gosh~ I could use a pet like you. Loyal, kind and then I'd teach you to feed me candy when I ask you to!
That would be very nice, right?
>A feminine giggle escaped the Candy Queen's lips before leaning towards the male, holding both sides of his face with her hands before kissing his lips.

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>>5855312
Dios mio...I don't swing that way, dude.

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>>5855208
I can take an explosion. Can you?

>>5855249
A hand with what? I just wanna get to my bed and sleep for a lil while, y'know?
>she laughs wearily, and slips out of her jacket, taking in a liberating breath as her chest is freed

>>5855330
Try it. And see.

>>5855325
Alright fine then, faggot, I'll just go fuck Power-girl or one of those hot demons fucks

Is there anyone on who isn't Hotaru and isn't terrible?

>>5855292
Nooo! It's... Ahh!

>As she shows off more of her pert rear, the hairs on anon's arms and nape stood on end, goosebumps riddling his form. At the same time, however... a slight impression becomes visible within his groin, against the cloth of his trousers.

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>>5855336
Much better. Unless you magically become a chick, how about you just keep to those options.

>>5855347
I like Fronk.

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>>5855347
everything is terrible.

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>>5855347

Fronk, Eliza and Spooks Butts are fun and good in their own way, Anon.

>>5855369

I agree.
Also, who is that cute? I want to fug it.

Does anyone have the 4x4 card template?

Someone post the discord link please!

>>5855322
>he kissed her back, nodding afterwards as one of his hands was still on her nylon-clad leg, unable to get enough
Y- yeah, it would...

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>>5855350
Look at you! You can't possibly survive a moment staring at my butt!
>she begins swaying her butt left and right, rising her hand up and patting herself on the rear
Boo!

>>5855375
Anzu from Hanamaru Yōchien
She's like 4 years old, what is wrong with you?

>>5855330
>The anon takes their jacket.
Well, I can give you a massage as you lay down on a bed. I am sure you will love it.

>>5855375
Hotaru a cute! C U T E!

>>5855388
im gonna fuck it watch me

>>5855387
S-stay back! I'm warning you, I'm armed!

>Anon motions at the bulge forming against his crotch, while trying to look away from her backside. He shielded at his eyes with one hand, but was subtly peeking through the gaps of his fingers.

...This is, uh, a defense mechanism for males!

>>5855359
>as though if the gods heard Blue beatle, a lightning strikes the anon and turns him into a busty blonde lady
... Oh great, look at what you did!

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>>5855361
>>5855375
(Th-thanks)

>>5855392
That sounds like heaven right now.
>in just moments she's flopping forward onto her bed, face buried in the sheets and not looking like it will pop back up any time soon
>underneath her muscle shirt, her back muscles tighten and release continuously, waiting to feel his hands on her

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>>5855388

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>>5855383

Then it is decided. You are now my loyal pet~
I'll pamper you, feed you and teach you tricks like: Feed Hotaru Candy and Chase Saya Out. We'll have so much fun together~
>Hotaru said with a womanly giggle, her hand still patting his head.
So cute~

>>5855388

>4 years
I'm disappointed.

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should I build a bugs bunny folder?

>>5855414
Why don't we have a Dr.Cox ava in ERP?

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>>5855407
>Instead of turning him into a busty blonde chick, It turns TOP SPIC into a spooky zombie
Did what no-... I'm not sure if I'm okay with this?

>>5855422
>>5855423
Two contenders for the person who should most kill themselves in the thread today.

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>>5855404
>she looks at his bulge, giggling at it, as if the man's brave enough to use it
Ha! I bet you won't use it!
>she shuffles backwards, bobing her butt up and down, moving closer to the man

>>5855423
We have a Janitor. I guess it's because it would require someone to actually be clever.

>>5855426
>he fell for the male avas are shit meme
lol

>>5855428
Ggh... Think again, spooky butt!
>As she challenges the man, some newfound courage starts to swell within him, alongside the swelling in his pants. Anon rushedly pulls his trousers off, with his boxers, and uses his fully erect member as some sort of makeshift weapon, smacking her plump rear-end with it like a bkunt weapon. What a dangerous force to be reckoned with.

>>5855419
Y- yes, I'll be your loyal pet... feed you candy and chase Saya out... please pamper me more...
>he wanted to say her name, but he wasn't sure how would she want him to call her

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>>5855449
>she stumbles back forward, clearly surprised from the force of the weapon that the man holds, she however picks herself back up, and thrusts her butt at his weapon
Take this!

>>5855411
So tell me Yang, how was your day?
>He raises their shirt so her bare back was exposed.
>He places his hand firmly down on their back, applying pressure while moving up and down their back.

>>5855499
Gee Bill, your mom lets you have three backs?

>>5855479
>A momentary shiver trails down his spine as soon as her warm, panty-covered butt grinds against his 'weapon'. Her assault makes the engorged rod twitch, but anon remains steadfast!
Impressive strength, but... That's not all I can do!
>Mustering up all his courage, he grabs her by the hips, and pushes his meat past the leg opening of her underwear, which makes it so that it's resting between the cleft of her butt cheeks.
How's that?!

>>5855425
What an adorable zombie!

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>>5855518
Adorable? Moi? Someone get me a mirror, I gotta see this, all I can see are these big blue melons whenever I look down.

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>>5855534
>big

>>5855547
bigger than yours

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>>5855512
No! Not like this!
>she slams both of her hands into her butt, squeezing her buttcheeks on his 'weapon', attempting to crush it
Ha! Now kneel!

>>5855534

I don't think the mirror would work, since you're an zombie!
... Wait no, those are vampires.
>Anon looks around for a mirror and finds nothing. Instead walks towards Hsien-Ko and takes a selfie with her.
See? You're cute! CUTE!

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>>5855547
Should I be offended? Man, I don't even know.

>>5855576
Oh wow...gimme that.
>Hsien-Ko swipes up the phone and takes a good long look at the picture.
Okay, wow, I am a cutie! Huh, neato.

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>>5855469

How needy~ But it can't be helped~!
>Hotaru giggled again, happily humming "Kagome Kagome" as she continued to caress the man's hair with her hand while she reached for some Chocolate Kisses with the other to eat.

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>>5855509
(The only thing better than the beast with two backs is the beast with three)

>>5855499
>each touch he makes is met with a sigh, her tension melting away underneath his firm fingertips.
Sore. Took one fall too many. But I toughed it out...!

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THE FUCKING KOREANS ARE RUINING /ERP/ REEEEEEEE

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>>5855595
Go back to beeeed Bolin.

>>5855563
>Anon's cheek reddens, and he's breathing a bit heavier as if he's getting tired. In reality, the sensations are just starting to get to him, as they spread ever so slowly across his body. No, he can't give up now... Not when he's gone so far!
I won't give up! Take this, Kogasa!
>Steeling his grasp on the girl's hips, he pulls his lower half back, which causes her rear end to further envelop his 'sword's' entirety. Pushing his hips back inward, the anon sends his rod deep into Kogasa's butt! Upon penetration, he finds himself taking a breath, to try and ease himself.

>>5855583
That's the problem! You're too damn cute!
>He nodded in response to her words, arms crossed in front of his chest.
Of course, those blue melons help out in making you hot.

>>5855595
Corea eat dog, kill all kimchi

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>>5855600
I can't take screenshots on my phone.
But I agree, every Korea is worst Korea.
t. Bolin

>>5855588

>It was at that moment when a dreadful presence made itself known.
>As if someone, or something, approached Yang from behind with a mission. A dreadful mission.

>>5855586
>he kept looking at her while his hands affectionately rubbed the legs of hers he loved and her hand caressed his hair, feeling like he was in heaven

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>>5855602
No kidding...Dios mio, you could bounce a quarter off these babies...
>Hsien-ko props up her own tig o'll blue berries and jiggles them a bit...nodding in approval of their softness and jigglyness.
Ohhh! They're pretty nice too! I could get used to this!

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>>5855601
>she trembles, as the man strikes her very hole, she pushes her hand on the floor, holding her self up, giving out a soft moan
ah~... I-i didn't give up y-yet.

>>5855687
I know, right? They're too damn nice!
Now let me have fun with them!
>Anon reached for the blue melons with his hands, groping them.

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>>5855703
Y'know what.
>Hsien-Ko proudly puffs out her chest, giving the anon full permission to grab and grope all he wants
Knock yourself out, have a field day!

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>>5855655

>Eventually, Hotaru went silent, looking down at the man resting on her lap. Was he asleep already?
Hmmm?

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>>5855651
>the realization comes to Yang slowly, and she turns at the speed of molasses to look over her shoulder
...?

>>5855693
>Anon wears a proud smile, as if he'd conquered an overwhelming challenge. He had come this far, so there was no turning back. He's hellbent on prevailing against the girl.
"Yet"! I'll give you a chance to give up at this moment, Kogasa!
>Maintaining his iron grasp on her aoft, pliable body, he begins slowly moving his hips, rocking back and forth with a bit effort due to the tightness of her anus(initially). A tremendous sensation of pleasure fills him as her hole coils around his shaft, but he doesn't miss a beat, and proceeds in his own pace.

>>5855728
Good!
>Like a child being presented with a new toy, Anon attacked those lovely blue jugs with his hands, pressing them together, squeezing them and massaging for several minutes until he pulled the top down to reveal them.

>>5855687
>Chinese Zombie
>says Dios Mio
WOW

>>5855734
>not knowing how to sleep with open eyes, it was likely that he was awake
H- Hotaruuu... your legs feel so good...
>he confessed to her while blushing, hoping she would pamper him more with them

>>5855784
It was blue beatle that turned into a chinese zombie...
Yeah this is weird.

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>>5855740

>As Yang turned around, her sight would take notice of a creature so vile and repulsive, it would be nearly impossible for her to keep eye contact with it.
>...
>Actually, it was just a silly-looking pottery. A sentient silly-looking pottery who approached the Yellow Dragon with an envelope in hand and offered it to her.

>>5855728
Stocking what are you doing
Cease this at once or I refuse to write fanfic for you.

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>>5855756
>She takes the blows one by one, unable to hold her moans as they echo through the fight, her knees get closer to eachother, shaking from the strength of the warrior
I~...I~...Ah~!

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>>5855851
...uhm.
>the blank eyes of the pottery...thing are unsettling, but she kindly takes the letter with a smile
Thanks.
>tearing open the thin paper, she takes a peek at what's inside

>>5855874
>Grunting softly with every motion of his loins, anon finds himself entranced by that tight orifice, its warmth coaxing out pre-seminal fluid out from the very tip, where the slit rests. Gritting his teeth together, his torso pushes forward, and he keeps her in that position while nailing her from behind. His left hand comes loose from her inviting hips, digs into the front of her panties, and begins stimulating her slit, rubbing her clitoris with much enthusiasm, while his cock repetitively moves in and out of her rear hole. Her sudden submissiveness is, admittedly for him, quite cute.
A-admit... defeat!

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>>5855768
Je-Jeez! Calm down hombre, you migh-
>She's cut off by the anon pulling open the boob window. They bounce out, in all their Blue Berry glory
Wo-Woah now dude...going a bit far there.

>>5855784
(What this guy said
>>5855817 )
(Trust me, when I actually play her there will be none of this)

>>5855869
(Make me :^) )

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>>5855900

>It's a letter!
>A fancy letter!
>Well, not exactly fancy because it reads:
"I had no idea you had a sister. She's hot. Just like you. So I slept with her. Of course I haven't forgotten about you so we should fuck again too. Maybe we could also add your sister to the mix too. Gahahaha. This reminds me, I saw a woman who looked like you but with black hair and older. I'll do her too when I have the chance. Take care, my favorite blonde gal!"
"t. Rance."
>However, that wasn't the end of the letter... Written with childish handwritting, the extra line reads:
"... Give the Courier a kiss! And lots of yummy things! He deserves it!"
>The pottery looks at Yang, as if he was waiting for something.

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>>5855995
Huh. I guess Ruby got it good. And now he's talking about
>her brow slumps forward suddenly, squinting at the letter in her hands
...I'm gonna do her before he can. Mark my words.
>after a long pause, she dips down to press a deep smooch on the Lloid's cheek
Can't forget my tip.

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>>5855946
>her body shakes the moment the brave man rubs her frontal weakness, moaning louder than before, even covering the man's hand with a clear fluid
I-i am deafeat-defeated!

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>>5856025

>The pottery looks happy!
>Very happy!
>It jumps around and eventually hops away, leaving the blonde.

>>5856039
>That's not the end of his attacks, though. While his length continues to defile her backside, which already burned with an intense heat that slowly amplified his desire for release, and his hand and its digits keep toying with her cunt, the other hand comes up and rests atop her spriny breasts, the anon opting to molest that spot too with many squeezes and gropes upon the tender mound which resided within her blouse. Not once does he falter, not even as his encroaching peak drew ever closer. The only words that leave his mouth are:
...good... Kogasa...!

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Hi, people! What's going on?

>People call Owain and Mecha thirstlords and Hotaru gets a pass
Really makes the little gray cells go to work senpai

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>>5856108
Here's your mistake: You think thirst here is a thing.
The only thirsty people are the ones actually looking for a relationship from this mess, and as far as I know nobody is doing so.
Thirst is just a meme.

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>>5856129
Mechaaa that's my image that i lowkey stole from jiro

>>5856107
100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of beer...
Take one down...
>Takes one down.
Pass it around...
>Just swirls it in the air before tossing it to Ruby.
And 99 bottles of beer on the wall.

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>>5856149
I'm not Mecha.

>>5856107
Oh, you know.

This, that, the other.

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>>5855816

[Oh, I missed this.]
Do they? I'm glad you think so! A diet of candy tends to make my legs soft... Specially for my pets.
>She kept on petting the man resting on her lap, a knowing, almost motherly smile appearing on her lips.
Now don't you fall asleep on me, Anon~

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>>5856161
Gasp!

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>>5856156
>Ruby quickly catches the bottle while staring at the anon.
I don't really drink this stuff.
>>5856173
C'mon, tell me more!

>>5856149
Holy shit, a Gremlin!
>throws it into a pool with a toaster.

>>5856185
>With a firmer voice.
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer.
Take one down...
>Takes one down.
Pass it around.
>Juggles it in one hand before catching it, clinks it against Ruby's, and uses the top of hers to open his.
And 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

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>>5856181
I'm Bolin.
*le gasp*

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>>5856196
I guess one bottle won't hurt.
>The huntress uses her scythe to pop the lid off before taking a sip.
It doesn't taste bad.

>>5856220
There you go.
>He chugs his down, and slips down to a squat after, resting the bottle on the ground as he looks up at Ruby.
Drink up, we have ninety-eight more of these to get through.

>>5856185
What more is there to tell?

We're all just killing time with whatever comes to mind.

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>>5856226
>She quickly downs the bottle, wiping her mouth as soon as she finishes.
I don't think we can drink that much.

>>5856175
(It's okay!)
D- don't worry, I'll stay awake for you!
>he didn't want to sleep, wanting to feel every second of her affection

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>>5856096
(Sorry for the delay, I was fapping to your reply)
>her hands slowly come to aid the man's hands, helping him grope her even harder, as she continues to moan as her body goes through a spiral of pain and pleasure
M-m-more...~

>>5856241
It'll be fine.
>He slams the wall with his closed fist, and catches two bottle as they fall from the shelf. One he tosses to Ruby, and then other he opens with a keychain bottle-opener.
Just drink and relax, what's the worst that could happen?
>It's almost like one can hear the Fraternity chant of "Chug! Chug! Chug!" as he downs the second bottle.

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>>5856240
Oh. Alright.
What's on your mind?
>>5856255
>She pops off the top yet again, back to taking small sips.
Nothing, I guess. But why share them with me?

>>5856267
Because, there's one-hundred total.
>He gets up, stretches, and plucks another bottle down from the shelf.
You think I can drink a hundred beers, by myself, in any reasonable amount of time? That's ludicrous.
>Clink, fizz, swallow. It's more of a routine now, just something to be done that gets in the way of conversation.
All the bottles have to be empty, so, that's how it is.

>>5856267
On my mind there's nothing much at all.

Just come to wondering when it is we'll fall.

>>5856243
(...Hot. Glad I'm not the only one!)

>Wuth much effort from the man to keep up his stimulations, he continues to groan and salivate from the alluring softness that this girl has. It took quite a bit of effort to hold himself back from cumming just then, mind now focused on making this as pleasurable for her as well. Grinding the fingers of his right hand roughly against her slick sex, alternating between rubbing her clit and thrusting his digits deep into her cunt, his other hand, meanwhile, squeezes and tugs at her tits, moving to and fro between the glorious, tender pair. His cock throbs heavily, as if to signify his closeness to the edge. Anon bites down on her neck, and leaves small hickeys along her pale skin by sucking down on her flesh as well, as if to mark her his own.
Kogasa... I'm about to...!

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>>5856283
>She takes the last few sips of hers, putting the empty bottle away next to the other one.
>>5856295
>giggle
Did you mean to rhyme?

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>>5856283
>>5856319
(dammit, forgot dialogue)
Why not just pour them out?

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>>5856242

Good, because I got plans for you~
>Hotaru said with a sly grin as she placed a chocolate kiss on her lips before playfully feeding it to the man resting on her lap.
Silly~

>>5856319
It'd be a crime if I hadn't meant to rhyme.

Like making a pun it's kinda' fun.

>>5856319
>>5856325
(Oh fucking thank goodness you caught the set-up. That would have been tedious otherwise.)
>Half-way through his next bottle, Ruby's suggestion stops him, and he sprays out the gulp through his mouth and nose.
Fuck! I didn't even think of that!
>He tilts the bottle upside down, letting the pale beer drain onto the floor as he flashes her a grin and thumbs-up.
Nice thinking!

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>>5856345
Puns may be the best, but rhyming is above the rest!
>>5856347
>She shields her face from the spray, then scratches her head as he pours the bottle out.
What do you need the bottles for, anyway?

>>5856378
Nothing, but there was a note on the shelf. "The song goes, 100 bottles of beer on the wall, but I've never heard it reach zero. Could you do that for me? Thanks <3."
So, I figured, why not?
>The routine has shifted, but he still moves with an alarming pace, snagging bottles down, cracking them open, and letting the contents drain down onto the floor.
Also, free beer, but I think 50 bottles is pretty excessive, isn't it?

>>5856326
P- plans?
>he ate the playfully fed Chocolate Kiss, savoring its taste

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>>5856301
>she seems to much in pleasure to respond, not even a single letter is uttered, only moans, her hands seem to be shaking quite alot and holding onto the man's hands even harder

>>5856319
I can't lie seeing ruby get openly corrupted by anons hurts a little.
One day she'll come in here like Hotaru on Halloween night and my heart will break.

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>>5856398
>She moves to the shelf to help him, grabbing bottles and pouring them out.
I wonder why. At least we didn't have to drink every one. Even two felt like too much.
>>5856420
I'm just helping him with bottles. What's wrong?
>Hotaru on Halloween night
(What?)

>>5856455
Ha, you're a lightweight, aren't you?
>He prods her with the bottom of one bottle before he opens it, and brings it up to his lips. As he takes a sip, he leans under the shelf, a smirk on his lips.
Don't tell me you don't like the taste, you seemed fine with it before.

>>5856378
>>5856420
That's the spirit. No need to fear it.

The anon is worried you'll guzzle like a starving mutt without a muzzle.

>>5856414
>The anon takes the tightening of her grip on his hands into account, finding it very endearing. Just earlier she'd been quite energetic and spunky, but now she's submitted to him. Her surrender did make this a lot easier, at least. As she quivers underneath his touch, so does his member, which heavily pulsates while still confined within her ass. Several hitching breaths come from his mouth and crash against her soft, supple nape, a little bit of spittle dribbling out from the corner of his lips out of pure primal instinct. Inhibited no longer, his hips' pace quickens, alongside his hands' movements which grow much firmer, as his body is seized by the overwhelming sensation of his orgasm. As he gasped and grunted, his lower half rapidly pistoned into her, creating a loud symphony of her flesh and his own clapping up with one another. Semen spills from his cockslit, and he draws in ragged bresths while his orgasm proceeds, mind a wreck due to the indescribable pleasure he's feeling.

>>5856455
N-nothing. Stay pure daughter-fu.
>Hotaru busts into the thread drunk off her ass from bags of sweets
>forces/begs doing sexual favors to anyone with a bag.
>has anons swamp her candy basket full of seed for extra flavor in the laffy taffy.
>shotas will never wanna trick or treat at her house again
Those are my expectations at least
>>5856473
I'm watching you man

>>5856511
How will I ever pry myself out from under your watchful eye?

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>>5856467
>She continues pouring bottles out.
I just never did it before. I like the taste.
>>5856473
I really don't think he needs to worry. My sister's the one who's mind gets all blurry.
...when she sees guys. I didn't think that one through.

>>5856527
Don't play cute with me you alcoholic

>>5856548
Have another then, it's on the house, I guess.
>He drains the bottle and tosses it aside, then reaches up for another. This time he doesn't bother with an opener, and just cracks the neck open on the wall behind him.
Uh...how many do we have left, anyway?

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>>5856556
Leave him alone, nothing wrong with being an alcoholic

>>5856548
>Taking notes
Uh huh uh huh, tell me more about how to get into your sister's pants.

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>>5856508
AHH~!
>her hands tighten, her legs spring a bit from the orgasm, feeling the warmth of the seed of the man, her small amount of energy finishes, as she let's go of the man, unable to hold onto his hands.

>>5856548
Mm. I usually try to think mine out before I spout. Cuts back on the nonsense, keeps from sounding too dense.

But if it brings her joy why shouldn't she take a boy?

>>5856556
I've never been fated to get inebriated.

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>>5856405

That's right~
I plan to stuff you inside a mechanical suit and force you to scare children and security guards before 6:00 AM...
... Or just make you help me with the store~

>>5856420
>>5856511

This is the best idea ever and I'll do that.
I'll pull Ruby along for the ride too.

>>5856587
How do you even have a job
>>5856619
.....why is the bartender a fucking talking zebra?

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>>5856587
SHOOT YOURSELF DETECTIVE

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>>5856573
>She pops one open and takes a sip instead of pouring it out.
It looks like... 80? 85?
>>5856590
>She blinks a few times.
Well, if she's here, I think you just have to ask her.
>>5856619
I'm not judging who she's... fudging? That works.
>>5856644
I'll do it for the candy.
(I was actually planning on something else for Halloween, but I'll see if I can play both.)

>>5856659
Thought fudging was more to do with the backdoor.

Is your sister an anal whore?

>>5856644
>>5856659
Oh god no
This is the opposite of what I want
God damn your candy slut

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>>5856659
There are better ways to empty all those bottles.
>looks around
Anybody seen Cletus?

>>5856606
>Once his peak ends, he just...sort of remains in his position, spunk-covered shaft still embedded deep within the youkai. His breaths come cascading against her skin, as he pants softly. It takes him a while to gather his bearings once again, mind still slightly addled with orgasm- and sex-induced exhaustion. He simply holds the umbrella ghost close, rolling over to his side. Quietly, anon whispers into her ear:
Hah... Even if I did win that battle, you still won by scaring me...and stealing my heart. Phew...

(Thank you for that wonderful session! I had a great time, not to mention a nice release.)

>>5856659
Ugh, this is boring!
>He reaches up behind with both arms, and slips his fingers around the rims of five or six bottles, then brings them down with him as he sits.
Can't you just slice them all open with your scythe, or something?

>>5856686
Hm, we could unload them onto some trailer trash. That'll get things rolling.

Why dont we do a Halloween special edition where everyione has to get a horror ava?

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>>5856701

>CLICK
"I already have one..."
>CLICK

>>5856644
>he thinks for a moment before answering her with a nod
I'm okay with doing both~

>>5856701
are other selves horror

>>5856701
>>5856716
This might actually be the one night for male avas to shine.
Women love serial killers for some reason, just look at jinx

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>>5856701
I've got my costume already.

>>5856716
I want to knot Hotline Miami.

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>>5856701
>>5856716
Child , please...

>>5856728
wait nevermind i just realized im a vampire

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>>5856701
>

>>5856762
CUTE!

>>5856762
cute

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>>5856701
I just realised how little horror I'm into, i.e. none.
What do?

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>>5856701
I'm ready to be a scary moth!

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>>5856700
Now where is the fun in that?
>pulls out a pair of pistols.

>>5856701
I'll just go without my mask. That always scares the kids.

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>>5856674
That's not something I would know. Why would I ask her where it goes?
>>5856686
>>5856700
>With one swipe, every bottle on the wall is sliced in half, unintentionally covering all of them in beer.
All done!
>>5856701
(Was planning on using Rottytops.)

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>>5856780
Ask the horror genre king....Me.

>>5856655
Didn't answer my answer, senpai.

>>5854863
>>5855071

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>>5856769
>>5856770
...Hivemind?

>>5856798
Great minds think alike!

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>>5856653
By drinking off it. I lost my old job. Now my new job is raiding my former employers.
>>5856655
Im not a detective!

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>>5856701
I wish I had my Mask for the costume I want
I have a suit, I just need the mask

>>5856788
I thought girls gossiped all the time. Do you not do that?

>>5856786
Whoa, steady on there ti--

>>5856788
>The beer waterfall...the beerfall?...has a good way of making him shut up. After a couple of beats, he brings up one of his bottles and parts his hair with the cap-end, and gives Ruby a blank look.
A little more controlled would have been nice. We're going to get all sticky like this.
>He blinks, and then laughs, giving her a playful leer as he pops open the beer in his hand.
Or was this all your plan? Pretty impressive gambit if it was.

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>>5856733

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>>5856792
Ok
What do

>>5856716
>Intense panic

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>>5856823
Well depends what kind of ava ya want. Pshyco, supernatural, demonic etc.

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>>5856701
Did someone say horror?

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>>5856812
Not with my sister.
>>5856816
>She licks her beer-soaked hand, blinking at the anon.
It wasn't my plan. But now what? I don't want to get sticky.

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>>5856701
Are you okay with insane and extremely lewd girls that infect you to be just as lewd and insane as them, Anon-senpaitachi?

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>>5856816
What's wrong with shooting bottles? It's the quintessential tutorial.

>>5856788
...
>Examines the bottles
>then her scythe.
>estimates her largest swing radius.
>can't make sense of it all.
Montgomery Scott would be having a stroke right now.

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>>5856841
Supernatural would spice things up a bit, but that's just a guideline I guess. Nothing 3D.

I wish I was someone's pet...

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>>5856867
Nothing 3D......well shit, anime arent that horror really....Most shit in anime is vampire but the twilight kind.

>>5856858
Huh. Do you not get along?

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>>5856723

The first part was a joke, you know?
But it would be nice to have someone to chat with~ Nowadays Coconuts is too busy lusting after that flat-chested slut.
>She sighed, looking somewhat sad.
And here I am, taking care of the store...

>>5856866
>He laughs.
...nice meta-commentary. Anyway.

>>5856858
Oh, it wasn't? That's a shame. Figured you had a whole script written up.
>In a lighthearted falsetto:
We're all covered in beer now! Our clothes are ruined! I guess we'll just have to take them off.
>In an exaggerated basso:
Now, Ruby, don't you think that's a little extreme? We hardly know each other!
>Back to falsetto:
But if it's with you, it's okay!
>He sighs, and then shakes his head. Finishing off his beer and discarding it to the side, he slumps away from the wall and places his hand on hers, glancing into her eyes.
I guess I'll direct the scene. Apologies if this is too forward.
>He looks at the spots on her hand that she missed, and then, with a tender flick, cleans the beer away from one. His eyebrow raises as he moves to another.

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>>5856914
And there's the problem. It's either vampire (twilight kind) or other such mildness or full on puke inducing degeneracy.

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>>5856924
>Glares at

>>5856954
A kuchisake-onna, maybe?

>>5856924
Ah, don't worry, I'll do as much as I can to help you!
>he tries his best to cheer her up

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>>5856954
Ya can go with Shiro from deadman wonderland.

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>>5856866
...who?
>>5856922
No, we get along great!
>>5856928
It's not. This is fine.
>She runs a hand through her soaking hair. She doesn't really know how to react to the impression of her.

>>5856701
I thought it was gonna be a costume night

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>>5856971
A what now
>>5856987
A who now
Brb googling some shit

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>>5856914
>>5856954
You might like these, I guess?

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>>5856928
It's what I'm known for... Well, that and the speech bo-

>>5856989
>Shocked.
>cue train break sound effects.
...What...did you...just say?

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>>5857027
>that ending

>>5856989
>He lifts her hand up to his lips, and runs his tongue over the next spot, his lapping curling around one finger and riding up it before he places the tip up to his mouth. Smirking, he slips it in, and double-checks down to her first knuckle with a sweep of his tongue.
Mmm...hmm.
>Pulling off, he looks up her arm, to her neck, and then laces his fingers with hers. He dips in, and plants his lips just under the corner of her jaw, catching some more of the beer with a smooch.
I could get used to drinking like this, you know.

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>>5856967

You seem upset.

>>5856985

You really meaaaaan it~?
>She smiled brightly at his words. Yay, a helper who will work for free!

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>>5857039
I'm talking about the vampires, not the show itself. I don't know how to feel about the whole show.

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>>5857032
Who is he? I've never heard of him.
>>5857046
>Ruby lets out a few giggles as it starts to tickle her.
Maybe you could suck it out of my clothes. I think a lot of it got caught in there.
>She tugs on her sleeve, the fabric feeling a lot heavier as it's filled with beer.
Maybe I can help lick you clean, too.

>>5857053
Y- yeah, I'll do my best!

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>>5856971
>Kuchisake-onna(口裂け女, "Slit-Mouthed Woman")is a figure appearing inJapanese urban legends. She is a woman who wasmutilatedby her husband, and returns as amalicious spirit
Oh jebus
>>5856987
That's a pretty good suggestion.
>>5857027
Looks like vampire (twilight) to me.

What do you do when your parents don't love you anymore

inb4 "kys" I already want to die

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>>5856701

>>5857094
Ha, that's missing the mark a little bit.
>He takes in a deep breath, dominated by the alcohol stench around them, before blowing it over her ear, following up with a short lap over her earlobe to clean off a droplet or two before they drip down.
Except that part about licking me clean. For now, let's get this stuff clear off.
>A little lost at first, he fumbles around her clothes, tugging at portions of fabric before he puzzles out how to start stripping her.

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>>5857027
Had this shit made for someone in HG who played her.

>>5857129
I'd say ask Paul if he had parents

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>>5857124
>>5856971
I'd totally fuck a Kuchisake-Onna, I mean, if there's a paranormal entitity I'd fuck it would be her.
Or the Chupacabra.

>>5857124
AFAIK, the show is pretty much the closest any anime got to a legit vampire. Stalker of the night, painfully burns in the sunlight, shit like that.
>>5857145
She's still not the worst, desu

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I heard people were talking about my servants.

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>>5857124
I want to make myself a Kuchisake-onna, but they always end up running away.
>sigh
Life sucks, desu.

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>>5857143
Don't worry, I got this.
>Ruby steps back to help him, slowly removing her soaked clothes until she's in her underwear before hanging the clothes over a piece of furniture. Her whole body is glistening from the liquid as she stares back at him, hands behind her back undoing her bra.
Now you.

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>>5857169
Oh look, it's that guy from Alucard.

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>>5857094
Who is Montgomery Scott? Why, he's none other than the best damn spaceship engineer to ever exist. Have you never watched Star Trek on TV?!

>>5857169
Show tits.

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>>5857145
Oh god the memories.
>>5857162
Well, compared to Hoshi and others no. But back then she was one of the worst.

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>>5857153
>the Chupacabra
For what purpose
>>5857162
Huh.
>>5857180
Why would you want that.
You would never be able to enjoy delicious salty food again.

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>>5856701
Do I need to wait for Halloween?

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Now that I think about it, Halloween would be the perfect time to bring out succubi (male) and incubi (female).

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>>5857162
That is because Vampires are the most diverse and frankly convoluted mythos in existance. Every country had its own vampires with incredibly specific and wierd weaknesses that the ones people commonly know today are just a mixed bag of them.
>>5857194
What do you honestly expect the answer will be to such a question?
>>5857191
Tupac. I am a woman.

>>5857188
>everything about that picture
I want to touch Ruby lewdly

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Stop replying to that Halloween guy, that was me.
You're welcomed for the idea tho.

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>>5857200
It's a joke, Bolin-kun.

>>5857188
Well, uh, let's see...
>He takes a minute before he makes any move of his own, just running his eyes over her. Definitely a mood changer, with the way her curves glint under the light. Black on white, always his favorite, captures his attention while his soaked pants shift, a bulge carrying down along his thigh before he clears his throat.
Right, don't want to keep you waiting.
>It was just more waiting for him as he fumbled his buttons free from their holes, and stripped off his shirt, then his pants. His boxers clung to his thighs, and the pink meat of his cock's head peeked out from one leg, which he adjusted as it had more freedom to grow in the looser underpants.

>>5857223
I had high hopes that you'd stop being a stuck-up bitch for once in your life and show us that you're actually a woman.
But alas, apparently that's too much for you.