ERP Thread Comf to dull the pain. Previous: >>5842962

So wait, if we call DMG paul whenever he shows up, he might just leave, and then if that happens Paul might follow him, then we can be cancer free!

All we need to do is shitpost the weaker link in the relationship.

>>5859161
>let's get rid of shitposting by shitposting more

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>>5859101
Gahhhhhhh! Sharp fingers! My Mistress is a priests, probably. So, that wouldn't be the case. Maybe it is for use to stick together.
>She returns the smile.

>>5859161
>weaker link
>relationship
Hi paul

THICC

>>5859161
But you'd still be here anon

>>5859078
>>5859081
Niggas chill. Is the "Normies ree" not enough to tell I'm joking?
>To busy to RP so I'll try not to blog post more

>>5859161
>People are finally coming up with good ideas on how to remove DMG and Paul
That took long enough.

>>5859169
>>5859176
>>5859180
I'm just saying we should get rid of DMG

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>>5859133
>Anon shares tacos with Sonata, and they have a lovely meal together

I want to become a meme. How do I become a meme in ERP?

>>5859196
But that would make LD happy and that's the opposite of our goals

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>>5859162
What? I'm not doing anything, honest.

>>5859223
LD wants DMG to talk to him, how would he be happy if DMG left

>>5859220
Pick pointless fights.
Don't RP at all.
Blog REALLY hard.

>>5859220
Track down Paul's house and hurl a brick through his window
Become the greatest of all memes

>>5859226
You're manipulating that poor anon to steal his tacos. You whore!

>>5859226
An innocent girl...

>>5859219
This is lewd as fuck get the hell out
>>5859226
What a harpy
Stay away from taco anon's purity

>>5859220
A) Pick a fetish, any will do
B) Request avas to RP with you and your fetish
C) Be really obnoxious about it
D) ?????????????
E) PROFIT!

>>5859220
1). Spam the same image. Usually once per thread and try to be the first or last one posted. People will notice and hopefully make variations.
2). Earn a lot of negative attention with an avatar.
3). Know that being a meme means being a shitposter unwanted by the community.

>>5859223
People were jerking off that stupid game last night and it does nothing but celebrate Paul. He was even offering to help dev it.

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>>5859219
>that they do, she eats alot, ALOT
>>5859245
>>5859255
>>5859257
Jokes on you I got the Tacos!

>>5859234
LD also wants DMG to suffer and wants DMG to himself. By staying here he at least doesn't get one of those things

Cards boiz

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>>5859130
>With a line of drool connecting them after the kiss, she stares up at him with her hands around his back once again. She shoots a weak grin at him, still recovering from her intense orgasm while one hand moves to his crotch, feeling the hardness twitch between them.
I wonder how this will taste.
>She puts her hands to the floor and pushes herself down, her back sliding across the floor until her face is right in front of his crotch, getting an eyeful of his manhood.

>>5859273
But you already have a taco...

>>5859273
>Anon only got the one taco he'd already started, Sonata ate the rest.
>Anon is still hungry.

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>>5859232
There goes a true hero...

Well, how is everybody else today?

>>5859273
>Sonata RPer
oh nice
>It's all LE TAYCOESS XDDDDDD
nevermind

>>5859273
What kind of monster are you?

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>>5859163
E-Eh? Did I...
>She huffs again and pats the anons shoulder, looking the guy in the eyes
I seem like a wackjob, don't I? I'm a Blue lady, with claw arms, who talks to herself...yeah, uh...Sorry about all that...
Ohhh! Yeah, those Toga parties, right?
>Her tone does a complete 180
Maaan, that stuff is crazy!

>>5859171
>She gently taps her sharp ass claw fingers against the other undeads shoulder.
Exaactly! Undead are super strong in groups! Well...if those Zombie movies have taught me anything.

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>>5859291

>>5859320
(I tried to make it about manipulation through singing, but she doesn't have her amulet. You're welcome to show up as Adiago and take charge of the situation.)

>>5859320
>lowercase
>XDDDDDDD
>ponyfaggotry
This is Paul.

>>5859291
I have the Ultra Rare Innocent Boy Sissy Slut trading card. How is that?

>Tfw DMG ruins the comfy thread
Why do people like him?

>>5859331
Well I'm terrified...

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>>5859304
But now I have more.

>>5859307
That was tasty, wasn't it Anon.

>>5859320
Well be glad I'm not one of you guys, I'm from the other side and I only came here to ste- EAT WITH people.

>>5859322
A hungry one.

>>5859353
We don't.

i wanna suck another anons dick

>>5859331
Susie time?

>>5859317
I'm fine! Just.. maybe a little sleepy

>>5859364
Yeah, they...
>Anon only got one.
...It was delicious.
Should I...make more?

>>5859327

Wha-? Oh, nah. You're alright! Believe me, I've met girls who are even crazier.
>He said with an amused chuckle, shaking his head afterwards.
Yeah, toga parties... We should have one you and I if you ask me.
A Chinese Jiang-Shi and some weird Anon having a Roman party all by themselves. Sounds good, uh?

>>5859353
>Shitposting about DMG "ruins" thread*
Fixed it for you. That'll be $19.99 plus tip.

>>5859368
slut

How to make ERP better: Take all the autistic people who rp mlp characters and force them out of the threads.

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>>5859291
+Peko
+Squigly
+Hsien-Ko
I'd like to focus on the spoop-duo since y'know, it's October.

>>5859302
It'll be covered in beer, so...you might have to taste it again later to get a real feel for how it is.
>Arousal's making him dim, but his cock lurches as her face comes closer to it. Veins push out at the shaft, the head twitches and leaks out clear pre that runs down the underside, and his balls ride up taut to his groin. He brings his hands down to stroke through her hair, his hips the only sign of impatience as they thrust his long dick at her.
Your mouth will be a relief...you taste too good, made me hard enough to ache.

>>5859404
ungh insult me more~

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>>5859396
Nope
>she leans close to the Anon
say...
>puts her hands in his pocket, attempting to find his wallet
Want a kiss?

>>5859418
I'd be down for a separate mlperp thread.

>>5859422
You should make a bigger card.

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>>5859357
>>5859374
(I'm waiting for a certain someone to leave since I don't want to disappoint them further)
(Sorry)

>>5859425
bitch

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>>5859449
>ERP away, you fagget, you'll always be a disappointment to me
>kissu
>I'll even leave right now if I bother you so much

>>5859426
>Anon is surprised by how forward Sonata is being, he's so flustered from her offer and affection that he doesn't even notice her hand is specifically in his pocket and not just touching his leg.
Y-you too.
>Anon's wallet, full of cash, credit cards, debit card, and ID is within Sonata's grasp.

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>>5859392
>Chiaki nods at you in understanding
Mhmm.. Try not to fall asleep here, I hear the people are a bit strange.

>>5859489
>>5859449
Huh? You two have a history?

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>>5859489
(O-oh, you're not mad anymore?)
(Alright then, glad to hear that)
(This is still weird to do infront of you)

>>5859483
ohh..more, please...

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>>5859424
Alright... let's do this.
>Realizing his longing, she takes the shaft by the hand and begins stroking it while she licks the beer and precum of the tip with a few flicks of her tongue. Her other hand grabs his rear the same way he grabbed hears, giving it a playful squeeze while her tongue begins working its way down the veiny shaft. She happily laps up all the drink from his length while her hand continues slowly stroking him.

>>5859422
kys my man

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>>5859401
I got a better idea! Hooow abooout...We just sit around aaand...watch horror movies! I got a whole buncha real scary ones from my home land! Since y'know, it's spookytober and allll.
>Hsien-Ko nods to herself, that'd be a great lead in! Since horror movies always cause people to get closer...well in the movies at least.

>>5859447
(Only if I could into editing...or being creative)

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>>5859327
I'm hungry! Steak!
>Yoshika didn't feel a single thing despite the sharp object poking her shoulder blade. She just wanted to eat something.

>>5859496
The old Surprise Struggle Snuggle.

>>5859496
>A young street urchin runs up to the pink-haired girl.
Letter for you, mum!
>He stuffs a weathered envelope in her hand with the name "Chiaki" stenciled on it in elaborate script before dashing off into the crowd.

>>5859518
>Anon notices the pale girl in all black.

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>>5859491
>grabs a hold of the wallet and pushes the Anon down with her other arm, then proceeds to sprint away
JOKES ON YOU SUCKAH

>>5859564
Hey!
>Anon gives chase.

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>>5859549
Mum..? Hey, I don't think this-
>Chiaki reaches out for you, but it's too late. She looks at the letter curiously
Oh, this is for me after all. Strange, I don't remember ever...
>She shakes her head, opening the letter

>>5859496
I know that. Though.. If I fell asleep you'd look out for me, right?
>He yawns, getting dangerously close to the point of no return

>>5859574
>>5859564

>points and laughs

>>5859527
Ha...if it's just the beer you're after, I'll be cross.
>He grins, stroking through her soaked locks as his dick twitches up with her every lick. Just her grip is enough to spread the heat up through his groin, and he pushes toward her with a rolling eagerness in his hips. His muscles grow tense as he restrains himself, flexing his ass in her grip as he groans his pleasure out to her.

>>5859564
How do we stop the crisis of taco pony seducing naive anons and stealing from them?
Can we have a lookout?

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>>5859533
(But if I do that, I can't play Xenoverse 2 in...like a week, or fusions in december.)

>>5859543
Wait...Wait, I got this!
>Hsien-Ko spins around and starts shaking her gloves...shit starts falling out
Nope...nah...that's not it... nadda...nyeeet-...coulda sworn I kept some food in here...
>Just as she says this a big o'll comicly huge piece of meat falls out of her sleeve.
THEEERE IT IS! I knew I had something in here.

>>5859422
Gonna watch some Panty and Stocking tonight and maybe get writing later tonight
Prepare your anus for the long mechanic schlong.

>>5859608
>>5859626
Help me catch her!

Evens: Play FF4
Odds: RP
Dubs+: Put up blank card for others to use and rp(couldn't think of anything too fancy for dubs)

>>5859535

....
......
.........
I suppose that can be done!
>He shrugged, after all horror movies were horror movies.
What movies are you suggesting then?

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>>5859508
(She's the Ruby Gloom of HG, and she was my senpai, until I send her some things, which admittly were bad things, so she got mad and told me to fuck off)
(Now I kinda want to sit down)

>>5859550
(Give me a minute to calm down)

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>>5859291
Nibbles is available in both Sharktopus and Garchomp forms

>>5859647
Okay maybe but what can I do that takes less effort on my part

>>5859647
She went to the HG threads

>>5859650
I know 0 is even but fuck it reroll.

>>5859654
>and she was my senpai
>was

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>>5859629
>Yoshka falls on the slab of meat and began to munch away on it. The seal on her forehead changed to say the word delicious.

>>5859659
I want to fuck Gabriel's tight boipucci the same way he has fucked all those animu girls

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>>5859602
Sure.. If I didn't fall asleep as well.
>Your yawn causes Chiaki to mimic you, sitting down
Oh dear.

>>5859647
>laughs so hard it triggers an asthma attack

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>>5859610
I think I'm just horny now.
>Feeling his muscles tense up, she squeezes his cheek harder as her other hand moves to grab the other cheek. She puts the head in her mouth before lifting slowly, letting inch after inch of the length in until her lips reach the base. Holding the pose for a good few seconds, she then recedes and begins bobbing slowly while her tongue toys with the shaft in her mouth.

>>5859629
Just hook up a ps4 at king kai's place, bro.

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>>5859694

>>5859691
>anons waiting in the bushes
Yes..hurry up and fall asleep already.
Completely vulnerable....
>licks lips

>>5859691
Hi there, Chiaki! You play any good games recently?

>>5859691
>His eyelids flutter as he sits down next to her.
Well.. Damn.. I don't want some weird girl finding me like this..
>He slumps against Chiaki, trying to force himself to stay awake

>>5859724
You can do it anon!

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>>5859690
I'm not a maricón, pendejo.

>>5859703
I can tell...
>He holds back the buck that her throat tempts from him, and she likely feels that in the way his muscles tremble under her grasp. His cock throbs up as she bounces her head along the long meat, and eventually it becomes too much. Not a word passes his lips before he begins to thrust with her bobbing, pressing in as she pushes herself down, pulling back as she retreats, his teeth clenched and arms tight as his breath spills out of his nose in tight hisses.
You don't mind swallowing, do you..?

>>5859757
You aren't. Yet.

>>5859694
>>5859718
Please just let me cum on your feet already, I need it.

>>5859535
(You should totally get into editing. It's fun to make your own custom card. )

>>5859757
I want to make Jiro smile.
Also Jiro is cute.
CUTE.

>>5859592
>On yellowed parchment in distinguished cursive, it reads:

My dearest Chiaki,

I hope my letter finds thee well. Many a fortnight I spent at sea, longing for a brief respite from my duties to spend yet another moment in your company. Long was the journey and arduous that bore me to the new world where the settler uprising remains in full machination. I fear my service to the throne will delay me for quite some time from our fated rendezvous, though fret not. Not a day passes that I don't fondly recall our brief engagement and the subsequent and abrupt departure that tore me from your arms. Know that I fight for your honor on the front, reclaiming the lands once forsaken to us that the might of the British Empire may bring civilization to these savage lands.

It is with a heavy heart and hand that I must confess to you, I fear it will be many months before I may once again nestle in your bosom and play Playstation Vita with thee. Know that it pains me greatly to scribe these words and that you are never far from my thoughts. By the will of God and the King might I one day return and rejoice in our coupling, yet civic duty and honor await me on the battlefield. My wig weighs as heavily as my heart and so I must urge you profusely: find love with another. I'd not have you wait a lifetime for a man that forsook you for the Crown. Be well, Miss Chiaki, for you shall always be in my prayers.

Cordially yet forever yours,
Lt. Horatio Lestraad Vanderbilt (of the Leicester Vanderbilts)

>The final lines are somewhat smeared with what could only be the tears of a true patriot.

>>5859775
Tired, Merry?

>>5859757
>Anon fixes the hem of his dress.

No need to get butt hurt or assblasted.

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>>5859654
I know you don't use discord anymore. But if you need someone to chat with I'm here.
Dark Magician Girl#3213
[email protected]

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>>5859785
Phil's from Frisco
Jack's from the P.I.

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>>5859764
>She speeds up her bobbing as it moves along with his thrusts, hitting the back of her throat every time when she hears his request. A popping noise is made when Ruby pulls it out of her mouth to speak.
Don't mind at all!
>She then wraps her lips around her head while her hands move to the shaft, pumping it quickly while her tongue flicks at the tip, waiting eagerly for him to release in her mouth.

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>>5859769
Have you been talkin' to chicks like Hana or something? They write these weird-ass stories all the time about two guys just fucking. Yaoi or some shit like that.

>>5859780
DEATH IS NOT CUTE

>>5859796
...the hell are you in a dress for, cabron?

>>5859785
>(implying Chad Warden x Chiaki isn't the true OTP)

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>>5859718
N-NANI?!
>>5859776
Too lewd.

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>>5859792
"Yeah...that crazy tan loli kept me up until three in the morning. She was trying to find a dog she lost."

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>>5859831
DEATH IS TOTALLY CUTE!

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>>5859736
I've been replaying things, mostly... hopefully something worthwhile will come out as we approach Christmas.

>>5859751
I'm sure you'll... be fine... I'll try to wake up soon.
>Chiaki yawns deeply, and her eyelids begin to close

>>5859724
Hey, who's...
>But she doesn't finish her sentence before she is asleep

>>5859785
I will always remember you.

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>>5859639
(Make it good bb. Okabe is smiling up at us from hell.)

>>5859651
...I-Is that weird or something? A-Am I being weird? I-I'm being weord aren't I? Bàoqiàn...
>She bows her head
I just thought we cooould, I dunno...get comfy together...then do the thing.

>>5859686
Dohoho! Man, you're seriously chomping awaaay!

>>5859708
>Implying King Kai has a console
(He obviously uses the PEEEECEEE, he's a kai of taste.)

>>5859780
(It's haaarrd, and I've been meaning too, but gosh diddly darn it.)

>>5859831
>applies his lipstick
Nothing special. Just visiting the thread and I wanted to look pretty.

>>5859829
Good.
>He relaxes a little with that, but tenses a different way as the bliss builds up in him. The way she strokes and licks at him changes the urgency, shifting his need into the compulsion to pump right into her throat. Only, he keeps himself still as he can, losing the grip at his jaw and slipping into deep, throaty groans. The prelude to his climax isn't any sort of loud yelp or shout, just a heavy growl that turns into a sucked-in grunt. His cum spritzes out into her mouth in heavy ropes, thick, strong, enough that he almost loses his balance as he unloads into Ruby's hot mouth. It might even be enough to leak out from the corners, if she doesn't swallow fast enough.

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>>5859831
Chad, because Chiaki is the biggest Stacy ever.
Death to Chiakifags.
>>5859865
Okabe seems more like a purgatory guy to me.

>>5859853
On your legs, then?

>>5859873
tempting..

>>5859865
>implying kk has good taste
He probably has a Kinect and a Wii U in there.

>>5859865

What? No! It's not weird. Well, sort of.
>He scratched his cheek, laughing in amusement at her reaction before shaking his head.
I mean, you're a Jiang-Shi. I movies can't be scary with you around. Ah, whatever, my place or yours?

>>5859654
how is rping so serious lol

>>5859860
Mmhm.. Thanks..
>He doesn't even notice she's closed her eyes and lets go of her. His head gently lands on her thighs, serving as a wonderful pillow for him
Ehehe.. Soooft..

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>>5859859
...I'm gonna go fuckin' find that shark thing and sic him on yo ass. See if you keep talkin' shit.

>>5859873
...aight. You do you.

>>5859884
I'm just sayin', Chiaki the kinda chica that stresses ABAP. ABAP, baby. You know, holmes, I oughta hit her up when she ain't busy.

.

>>5859855
Crazy tan loli...Kuro? Or someone else?
>The anon shrugged and sat down with her.
Well, she's probably found the dog by now. Hopefully.

>>5859860
Yeah, same. It's always around the holidays that the big games come out. Is there anything you're looking forward to?

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>>5859887
Then it'll be even messier, stupid anon-kun!

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>>5859879
>As she feels the load fill her mouth, she ends up spurting a bit from her lips as she struggles to hold it all in. After taking some time to savor the taste, she swallows it all down in a big gulp.
That was... good!
>She slips out from under him, sitting crosslegged as she looks back on the anon recovering from climax. She wipes the cum off her mouth, then licks her hand clean as to not waste a single drop.
So, now whaddya wanna do?

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>>5859654
This post made me physically cringe.
What the fuck is wrong with HGfags?

>>5859938
I could get you another pair of pantyhose, if that's what you're worried about.

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>>5859935
"She managed to find the pug. it was digging through a trash can. She was yelling something about how her best friend would kill her if she lost the dog. Didn't realize Kuroe had friends."
>She flopped down on the ground with a tired huff.

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>>5859650
Fuck this rolling think i'll multitask.

>>5859865
(You just gotta sit down one day and think up something good, thats what worked with me. )

>>5859931
Do it. But you'll still be cute.

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>>5859974
That is what I'm worried about.

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>>5859865
>Within a minute the hopping zombie has ate the entire slab of meat. Bone and all, leaving nothing behind. She sat up and let out a sigh.

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>>5859931
What's ABAP? Chiaki is worst, do not approach under any circumstances.

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>>5859935
I have my fingers tentatively crossed for the new Civilization, since more recent footage looks a lot more promising than the reveal screenshots... Are you looking forward to anything in particular, Anon?

>>5859926
>Normally Chiaki would have some sort of issue with a stranger's head, but she is already fast asleep, her head resting on her arm

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>>5859654
>People take typefucking this seriously
This is why I can never stay in discords with you autists, treating typefucking like real life relationships.

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How do I attain a cuteness to surpass even Jiro Gear?

>>5860034
(>a stranger's head on her thigh*
Whoops, my bad)

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>>5859902
>Implying he doesn't
(For shame, doubting your own Kai like that)

>>5859916
We-Well, uhh...Jeez, guess you got a point.
>Hsien-Ko taps her chin before nodding.
How about yours, I got the movies on me, don't even worry about it.

>>5860005
(I'm suuuure it'll happen, eventually. I kinda wanna do the little descriptions again, those were fun.)

>>5860027
There ya gooooo, you feelin' better, Péngyǒu?

>>5859960
Still have more in you, huh?
>He chuckles, still clearing up from his climax as he shivers in place a bit, and releases her hair as he slips down to his knees. Usually he'd be deflated to a half-mast point, by now, but the intensity still chills him over, and keeps his dick hanging just a little to the left of his navel.
Guess I do too.
>His hands slip to her thighs, and he caresses up and down them, pushing out at her knees to spread her legs a little bit as he shuffles in toward her. He bends his head down to press his forehead against hers, as his caresses float up her sides, and his hands cup her breasts, bringing her nipples up to graze his chest.
What's your favorite position? After that incredible suck, I owe you that much.

>>5859970
You say this while lurking a type fucking thread.

>>5860047
Become Kawai

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>>5860047
Step 1: Avafag Kazuichi Souda

>>5860047
It's simple. You kill the Paul.

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>>5860088
>avaing absolutely irrelevant male characters from a waifu game
lmao

>>5860070
I wish to be inside Kawai, not be him.

>>5860094
That's a long and hard road.

>>5860025
>pulls out a still packaged pair of pantyhose to give to her
It's a long story.

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>>5860047
never ever

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>>5860005
I'm not fuckin' cute, puta! Why you even looking at me like that? Aren't you a bit too old for me or are you into that sorta shit?

>>5860030
ABAP! As Ballin' As Possible!
...I'ma do it! Watch me!

>>5860034
Say gurl, lemma holla atcho.

>...yes, that was definitely the way you approached someone here. He's seen much more handsome, masculine males his age say the exact same thing. Said males being dressed in nothing else but sagged jeans and boxers, revealing to the world a body canvas of tattoos that could only be gotten in juvenile hall. Such were the type of peers that Gabriel was trying to emulate. But, he looked so small and frail, and his voice was a but a slightly accented mew compared to the baritone lion roars of any other guy.

>>5860034
>There's a small smile on his face, like he's somehow aware of where he's sleeping. He rubs his cheek against her smooth skin, her sweet scent tickling his nose
Hmmh.. Smooth..

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>>5860100
"You must travel a long an arduous road, filled with many paths that all lead to a perilous end if you don't roll the dice right."
"You must make life-or-death decisions based upon the infinite gods of the galaxies and stars, and hope that your weak, puny, mortal body pleases their tastes down to the tiniest atom."
"Then you collect mana, and you'll be like me! Yay!"

>>5860054
Hey, asshole. How's the reputation reconstruction going for you?

>>5860005
(Got about an hour and a half, do you think you could at least start something with Roserade?)

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>>5860064
>She responds by pushing him onto his back, crawling slowly until she's sitting on his crotch.
How's that for an answer?
>Her wetness is still clear as her slit rubs against his shaft, so she quickly grasps his manhood and aims it to prod at her.
Just say when, cutie!
>She sticks out a teasing tongue and winks at him while she begins smacking her wetness with his cock, making a wet slapping sound.

>>5860062

Sounds good!
>Bold as he was, the man approached the jiang-Shi and stood to her side, smiling as he wrapped an arm around her form, a single hand resting on her curvy body, specifically her hip.
>Looking at the blue-skinned beauty, he ventured to plant a quick kiss on her lips before venturing forward to their date(?).
This way!
>Within minutes, the pair would arrive to an apartment complex located nearby, leading the undead girl to the apartment door No. 619.
>Booyaka Booyaka.
Home sweet home...

>>5860062
Sorry, but I follow the Fallout creed when it comes to authority. No Gods No Masters.
I know that didn't originate from FO but y'know.

>>5860100
I'll give you something LONG. And HARD if you catch my drift.

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>>5860143
Well, after Lore pretty much tarnished my name, is a bit rough anon, not going to lie.

>>5860150
Ah, jeez, when! When!
>He starts to laugh, wincing just a little as she slaps her slit with his dick, and then reaches up to grasp her hips. As much as he can, he aims the head toward her entrance, managing to just probe between her lips to stroke over both her holes, ending at nudges at her clit. After a few moments of playing around, he reaches down to press against her palm, making sure his tip starts to push in against her wet, little hole.
You know, if you feel half as good as you taste, I'll have a hard time trying not to take over.

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>>5860106
Um... Excuse me?
>Chiaki looks up at you, blinking slowly in a sign of bemusement. She clearly wasn't used to such an approach
Can I help you..?

>>5860125
Heeyy... that tickles..
>Chiaki mumbles in her sleep, shifting against the floor beneath them

>>5860062
(If it could help you out in the meantime, I could give you a blank version of my card and you could mess around with it some. )

>>5860106
You're right. You are not cute, you are adorable. I'm not too old to call someone like you cute, and what do you mean by looking at you like that?

>>5860149
(I'd totally be down for something with the flower. )

t. Skyla

>>5859975
Oh, well that's good..
>The anon rubbed his chin and thought about it.
Yeah, I think she does, her name is Illya, I think.
>As Merry flopped down, he smirked slightly.
Let me guess, you're bored huh?

>>5860034
Oh, Civilization.. I remember I used to play the second one a lot. I heard 5 was good. Maybe I should look into it.
>The anon smiled at Chiaki, looking up stuff on his phone.
Hmm. I'm curious, what's your favorite game?

>>5860206
Life's shit, mate. I knew it was a different you because Lore can't RP for shit, don't worry about it.
Hope shit's good on your end, smoking guy.

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>>5860252
>Lore can't RP for shit

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>>5860100
>Souda
>irrelevant
You stupid fucking fag
>>5860106
More like As Bolin As Possible!
Haha

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>>5860252
>Lore can't RP for shit

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>>5860165
Alright, Alright...now gimme a minute.
>She hops inside the apartment stereotypically before shaking her sleeves...and good lord, shit starts falling out...not a lot of fighting stuff it seems, outside her claws of course.
Alright, I knew I put those Movies in here...
>Allsorts of things are falling out...Clothes, food, make up...it's like a purse but waay more unorganized.

>>5860238
(If you can throw it my way through discord that'd be great, so I can get to it when I get home.)

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>>5860224
Uhh...

>Shit! Shit! That was all he managed to know pull off, that terribly macho intro that had no right in working out the way it did. The boy, who appeared to be close to the girl's age, stood there with all the awkwardness of a shy high schooler. His shoulders sagged a little while he wore a look of a stupefaction on his face. Think quickly, Gabriel, he thought to himself. From behind his shades, he managed to spot the video game system she held in her hands. That was his in.

I uhh.. saw you playing that thing and I wanted to come up and say hi, ya know? You uh... you like video games too?

>>5860238
I am not fuckin'... Ayy, ¡Basta ya!

>Gabriel tried to wave away her compliments, turning to look away from the woman who was treating him in a way that he was very unnused to. Not one to take compliments, the teen only responded with anger and doubt.

>>5860303
Ayyyy

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>>5860242
"Yuuup. Ain't I always?"
>She propped one leg on top of the other, peering up at him from under her hat. There was a mischievous glint in her eyes, a knowing shine of what he probably wanted.
"But there's a reason you showed up, huh? You're gonna be the key to solving my boredom, I bet."

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>>5860252
Hey, thanks anon. Its a rough road ahead of me, but I'm sure time will heal what started this whole mess.

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>>5860212
Is that a challenge?
>She begins sliding down, letting the head slowly move past her lips and into her slit. Inch after inch creeps in until she's fully sitting on him, and she grasps his hands in hers.
...ngh! It's in.
>As expected, her slit is tight and hot. She begins lifting and lowering her hips, letting his cock slowly pump her insides while her walls squeeze down on his girth.
You feel even better than you taste.

>>5860224
>He shifts again, his nose slipping under her skirt and dangerously close to her panties. His breathing quickens despite still being asleep, his breath tickling inbetween her thighs

>>5860348
not as long as JP still owns comfiest server

>>5860324

Uhh... Need help with those?
>Asked the man with a raised eyebrow as he pointed a finger at all the mess as he casually started to pick some stuff, placing them on a nearby table.
You know, we got, uh... Backpacks for that sort of things.

>>5860238
>the trainer rested on the ground, unable to find any new Pokemon
>he looked at the wild grass in front of him

>>5860300
>>5860318
Samefag

>>5860318
WE

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>>5860390
ARE THE CRYSTAL

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>>5860381

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>>5860381
(Not quite.)

>>5860348
Meh. Folks here are obsessed with personalities and the sewing circle social gossip.
I just come here to fap, shitpost, and go about my merry way. Why do you come here?

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>>5860390
WALK ALONE
IN THE UNKNOWN
WE LIVE TO WIN ANOTHER VICTORY
WE ARE THE YOUNG
DYING SONS
...
Someone hold me, I miss Nexus.

>>5860339
>His eyes widened a bit as Merry's mischievous eyes stared into his.
Ah..heh.
>He was a bit nervous, but of course he knew what she was talking about.
I mean, I'm not gonna say no, but right now? I-In the open?
>The anon's cheeks reddened slightly.
So lewd..

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>>5860324
(I can certainly do that. What's your discord? )

>>5860336
>She couldn't help but let out a light laugh as she heard his attempt to wave away her compliment.
Of course you are and your attempts to deny it only make me want to say it that much more.

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>>5860434
STOP MAKING ME THINK OF THINGS THAT MAKE ME SAD.

>>5860360
Haa...you stole my line.
>He laughs, grunts, and gasps all in one sound, leaning his head back as her tight heat engulfs his cock. At first, it's all he can do to breath deep and evenly, clasping his fingers tight around hers as she bumps up and down against his lap. Once he starts to recover, he draws his feet back a little, giving him a little more leverage.
And it's only a challenge if you make it one.
>Maybe he has an advantage, he thinks, and gives her a cocky grin as it passes through his mind. That blowjob of hers kept him primed, but also satisfied. As he pushed back against her bouncing, their hips meeting with wet slaps, the tingling along his cock wasn't nearly as bright as it would have been if they'd skipped right to the act.
But if you can't hold yourself up, blame me.

>>5860460
Hi Paul.

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>>5860242
Hmm, favourite..
>She pauses for a bit, putting a finger to her lips, deep in thought
I tend to have fun with all of them, I think... except Dating Sims, I don't understand those.

>>5860336
Oh, you too?
>Chiaki's face lights up a bit, and she lowers her device, a rare occurence for her
Would you like to play some together?

>>5860364
Nnhh...
>The warm breath between her legs causes her to squirm, her thigh pressing against your head

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>>5860422
Yea, I try to stay out of that kinda crap if I come here. Unfortunately, someone else already did that for me.

As for me? There was some people I talked to that were pretty chill, but I stopped coming after drama seemed to come out of no where. The drama wasnt calming down anytime soon so I said screw it and came back.

Well, that, and theres this one girl here that rarely shows up. I guess you could say i'm like that father guy that waits for Shego.
>>5860371
...What?

>>5860460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wroqcQVcoIg

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>>5860379
>The Roserade appeared from the wild grass only to spy that trainer laying there. She would look down to him for a couple of seconds before deciding to sit down ontop of him on his chest, getting herself comfy.

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>>5860475
Hi ______

>>5860508
STOP
THIS IS ENOUGH. I WASN'T EVEN A FAN OF CUM MASTER PUNK BUT FUCK YOU.

>>5860460

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yId_U-PwPrQ

When were you when the best thing to happen to WWE happened?

>>5860540
no one cares about wrestling memes paul

>>5860540
Paul chill out with those caps.

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>>5860439
>A smile formed on her face, and she giggled at how much he quickly clammed up at the thought of it out here, of all places.
"Everyone does it out here in the open. I'm sure you've had dreams about that too. Then again, I haven't seen your dreams. Yet."
>She cooed under her breath with another chuckle, poking him with one of her feet.
"I'm right, ain't I?"

>>5860504
"I still want to ride your face."

>>5860540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsX1ATcyQxU

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>>5860434
(Nexus is a scary cat, he scary to fight John Cena team)

>>5860458
>With a sigh, Gabriel sat down on the bench, the sound of airplanes interrupting the heavy metal he was listening to. He didn't even know why he made the journey to Mistralton City. He wasn't a Pokemon trainer. Closest he got was the run in he had with a scary shark dragon thing that tried to assault him only to leave him alone once it found he was actually a male.

I'm denyin' it cuz it ain't true.

>>5860478
>Her face brought a slight smile to the boy's own, scarred lips creasing upwards in a fashion that was clearly not done very often. He sighed inwardly with relief. Greetings and conversation openers were always the hardest bits of sociallizing for him. Now that he had something in common with her, perhaps things can go smoothly. Gabriel took his seat next to the girl, and pulled out his own game system, revealing that it was a rather fancy collector's model.

Hell yeah, girl! I've been looking for someone else to play with. Uhh.. name's Gabriel by the way. What's yours, chica?

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>>5860464
I won't have any *ah* trouble with that!
>She begins speeding up as he pushed back, her chest bouncing along with her. With every thrust, she moans and gasps as her walls twitch around his member.
I should *uhn* tell Yang about you! She'd love to meet you.
>She flashes the most innocent smile someone riding a cock can give while her breathing gets heavier.
Or I could keep you all to myself...

>>5860504
I was actually about to make that same comparison, though Father's been absent a lot lately. I like to think he finally found his green girl.
The drama comes with the turf, always has, always will. If people knew how to handle their emotions in a healthy manner they probably wouldn't be posting on /trash/ in the first place
So who's the girl?

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>>5860504
Kill yourself Asian nigger scum fag

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>>5860554
Whenever something awesome happens I just so happen to turn on Raw. I didn't watch Raw in like, 2 years but I just popped it on when Nexus debuted.
Same happened for the shield breaking up. Weird how those things happen.

>>5860557
>>5860574
MEMES

>>5860600
I-I didn't cry at his retirement speech or anything... Shut up.

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>>5860375
Yeah but...I got infinite space with thes-
>As she says this an axe impales itself on the anons Kitchin floor, an expression of 'oh shit, that's not supposed to be there' sprawled across the Undeads face
That...Uhh, wasn't supposed to be theere...wh-whooops...
>Hsien-ko sheepishly grins as she takes the axe and stuffs it back in her sleeve

>>5860458
(Awonderfultreat#5598)

>>5860539
Wait, what's a Roserade doing here?
>he wanted to grab his Pokeball, but instead ogled her large breasts, soft-looking thighs and thick ass

>>5860614
You say that but we didnt have drama aside from Nue until Paul decided to make ERP more about drama; back then Nue and clown's shit was just played for laughs but now everyone is so deadly serious about who they hate and why they hate them and how everyone needs to know why they hate them

>>5860646

.... Just make sure to keep those away when the fun stuff happens, alright?
>The man said with a nervous chuckle as he stepped back, clearing his throat. Standing up and waiting for the girl to get the movies ready as he turned his TV.
Waiting, darling.

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>>5860104
A lil' ball of snark as ever, aren't ya little Hana?
>The cowboy snickers as his hands rested on the smaller girl's hips from behind. Metal fingers and leather covered fingers grip her hips and give her a tug towards himself, making her body collide gently with the front of the bounty hunter's.
Been awhile.

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[Apologies to the anon I was playing with. My internet cut short for around 3 hours last night and I lost the drive when it came back.]

>>5860635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KzD06Wpofw

I cry every time.

>>5860478
Ah, you're the type who sees good in everything, then? I can admire that...
>He rested his arms behind his head casually and responded
My personal favorite is Diablo 2. It's just perfect in every way, at least to me..And yeah, Dating Sims are dumb. I don't even have a girlfriend and they're still lame.

>>5860575
You're actually not.
>He looked at her with a straightforward expression
Public sex isn't really my thing. Just the thought of someone else who I might N know see me in that position...eugh.
>The anon shuddered, but then blushed slightly.
T-Though I would be lying if I said I didn't think of being with you..in my dreams..

>>5860607
Huh, you'd be willing to share..?
>He chuckles, until his breath catches when she flashes her smile. His hands thrust down to her hips, still locked with hers, as he draws his feet further back. Now he has enough leverage to really pump into her, biting down on his bottom lip as he builds up a gyrating pace to meet her twitching walls. He tries to apply some pressure toward him, making sure to stretch into her pussy with a curved stroke that massages his head as much as her walls.
I guess I'll...have to do a little better then, won't I?

>>5860766
>My personal favorite is Diablo 2
Nigger with good taste detected. I-I fucking hated 3...

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>>5860646
(Sent you a friend request. )

>>5860604
>She laughed once more at his attempts to deny it.
You might not think you are cute but i'm sure there are plenty of women and probably even some boys that think you are quite cute.
>The woman seemed unshaped by the various sounds around them, perhaps she was just used to it.

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>>5860766
>She was used to being wrong in her wild accusations with random strangers. She looked more surprised that she was right on him wanting to do things.
"To be honest I thought I was going to be completely wrong on both accounts."
>She pushed herself up to where she was sitting, cross-legged with her hands patting her knees.
"Mind giving me a clue on what you /do/ want, then?"

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>>5860745
(Remind me to let me get in on that cute eagle pussy sometime.)

>>5860812
NO
FUCK OFF

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>>5860604
Chiaki, it's nice to meet you.
>Her eyes are briefly drawn to the scars on Gabriel's face, but as he pulls out his system all that is forgotten, and she immediately leans in to admire it
Hey, that's pretty nice.. you clearly take good care of it.
>She looks at her own, an older model that clearly seen a lot of use
If I'd known I would be running into someone serious, I would have packed my own.

>>5860766
Even games which most would consider bad have their value! That's definitely a good favourite to have, though.
>She nods affirmatively, a bright smile on her face

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>>5860812
AYY

>>5860812
Remember to get in on that cute eagle pussy sometimes.

>Mission Accomplished

>>5860812
Nice try falseflagging faggot

The correct filename is "owain1"

DONT GIVE YOUS I REPEAT NO YOU

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>>5860757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl4Cx9bAX40
Now this is something I'll admit I cried like a bitch to.

>>5860851
>crying to grown men being gay
sasuga paul

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>>5860866
YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

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>>5859800

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>>5860784
>His fast-paced, curved assault pushes all of Ruby's buttons, and her moans take up almost all of her speech.
You're doing *hah* so great *ahn* already!
>She struggles to keep her speed up from the pleasure, her sweet grin turning lustful as she closes her eyes. Her twitching happens more and more frequently, signalling what's about to come.
Are you *ngh* close?
>She slowly opens her eyes, looking down at his face to see how he's reacting. Her tongue is hanging out now while her face is redder than ever as she braces herself for her climax.

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>>5860742
>Hana hears the man's voice, but it doesn't quite register with her until she feels his two strong hands, one artificial and one genuine, press lightly against her hips. She inhales sharply, freezing up in her surprise. McCree yanks her back and she can feel the solid metal body armor press against her shoulder blades. A familiar feeling.
Jesse.
>The word leaves her parted lips in a whispered exhale. Instantly, the memories of their past rendezvous flood her brain, and the pilot has to quash the blush threatening to creep on her cheeks before it can manifest. She turns her head slightly, trying to sound nonchalant.
It has. What have you been up to, oppa?

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>>5860697
Ye-Yeah, sure, don't worry about it, won't happen again.
>Eventually the DVD cases fall out, she picks them up...with her actual hands. She waddles over to the couch, sits down, and places the DVDs on her lap...both of them are about Jiang-Shi...
Alriight! Got 'em!

Can I have a link to the best Discord?

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>>5860812
DON'T TOUCH HER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>5860881
This week has been great for seeing you suffer

>>5860902
https://discord.gg/7TnBPaJ

>>5860902
This one's pretty comf

https://discord.gg/Tu3q2

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>>5860670
>She moved some from simply sitting ontop of him to laying ontop of him after she noticed him ogling her figure.
What, never seen a Roserade out here before?

>>5860851
Same. Also cried like a bitch when Benoit was talking about Eddie.

I'm new to this thing can someone give a list of Dos and Donts when ERPing or something

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>>5860575
Maybe some other time. I gotta bounce. Before I head out, whats your name?
>>5860614
I hope so as well.
True, it just makes me upset that people need to vent them out on a thread made for, well, ERP. I understand venting is healthy, and its completely human to do so, but if it ruins the experience for others, it becomes selfish at that point.
As for the girl, shes pretty exotic..her name is AngeLisa. I think her species was a sergal? Cant really remember if thats how you spell it, but she comes around here every so often.
>>5860632
Good to see you again kid.

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>>5860941

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>>5860798
>At the sound of the latter half of the sentence, the teen suddenly flared into life. His teeth clenched together in a toothy snarl and he glared at the woman before him. The way the sun shined on the both of them hide away his eyes, but it was clear by the way Gabriel's brow was furrowed that the teen was very upset.

I am not a fucking maricon! Those boys can go fuck off! Who the fuck do you even think you are saying shit like that to me!?

>>5860824
Serious? Yeah, I'm serious check this out!

>With that, Gabriel flicked on the switch, bringing the handheld console out of sleep mode. On the screen was his character in the game he was playing "Skulls & Shadows", an undead warrior dressed in end-game armor. Clearly, he put some real hours in this game. As he went through the menus, all pretense of shyness went out the window as the excited gaming male talked about his adventures in acquiring each piece of gear, each one a different legend in his mind.

You play this one too, Chiaki? I got others saved on the SD card. What games do you play?

>>5860941
DO:
- Have fun

DON'T
- Get attached. (I failed miserably at this by the way.)

>>5860895
Ha...if you didn't do such a good job before, I'd be...filling you up right now.
>Only a little bit of that is bluster, most of it true, though he works up with faster, sharper thrusts to drive himself closer to his own climax. With her pussy working around him, her expression turned into that hazy, lustful look, the urge builds up inside of him to spray her as full as he can. The only thing keeping him from ramming her with his body's full strength is gravity, and one other desire.
Feels like...you're gonna go off soon. I'll catch you if you fall over.
>His laugh is throaty, husked over with his own lust as he stares up at her, swollen enough that he can swear to feeling every bit of her walls as they ripple around his dick. He reaches their hands back, until his fingertips can latch onto her smooth cheeks, grasping at them and squeezing her fingers as he does.

>>5860806
>Merey revealing that made him even more embarrassed. The anon's face was almost completely red now.
O-Oh, I see..
>His eyes slowly drifted to hers.
Well, in my dreams, I, uh..I think about us being together and stuff. I always found you really cute and fun, Merry..

>>5860824
I should try thinking like that too from now on. Thanks, Chiaki.
>He smiled back at her, chest a bit heated from seeing that adorable smile of hers. The anon found himself sitting closer to her.

>>5860932
YANG YOUR SISTER IS BEING RAPED HELP HER

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>>5860822
>>5860832
>>5860834
>>5860905
But why?
I am a fine ERP patron like the rest of you. I should be just as entitled to having a session with her.

>>5860932
(Want to give FinDom Muffet another try?)

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>>5860938
>Benoit talking about Eddie
>The Benoit dairy of him sending letters to Eddie after his passing
>Those texts to Chavo
The one about the dogs still haunts me....

... Oh yeah I should prob typefuck eh?
Everyone on the menu if wanted.

>>5860899

Jiang-Shi movies... Gee...
>Rolling his eyes in amusement, the man opened the case of one and placed the DVD inside the player. Within seconds, the movie started!
>... After watching the FBI warnings and all of that.
Alrighty, let's see!
>Happily, he placed himself next to the cute Jiang-Shi, leaning against her.

>>5860932
I want to make pinkie pie depressed.

>>5860998
>Paul typefucking ever
lol

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>>5860946
"Name's Merry. Merry Nightmare. I'm a Dream Demon."

>>5860941
{Do: ERP, have fun, write}
{Don't: Respond to shitposters, respond to drama, get involved in drama, be pretentious, get attached}

>>5860976
"Being together and stuff? Man that's cheesy."
>She let out another laugh, fixing her hat so it wouldn't fall off while she was giggling.
"I've never heard that before. Do you mean like, picnics and amusement parks? I wouldn't mind those, to be honest. Might be a nice break from what I normally do."

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>>5860898
>His hands remain at her hips as she speaks, the smile on his face never quite fading. There's a tone to how she says his name that makes him tingle. It wasn't just McCree anymore, it was his first name now. He was one to talk - he went from calling her by her handle to plain ol' Hana after one encounter himself.
Work, work, work. Bounty's don't hunt themselves, darlin'. Figured I'd pay the little lady a visit.
>He leans his head down a bit, able to catch just a hint of the flush that was creeping on her cheeks.
And you? Keeping yourself in trouble, I'm sure.

>>5860998
Does Pickle Pee have a pickle?

>>5860787
// Ayy, thanks. 3 was definitely disappointing and didn't feel like a true Diablo game, but I could appreciate it for being dumb fun at least.

>>5860946
Nice, I love AngeLisa, she's a sweetie. Pops in now and then to say hi and maybe play a bit but I'm sure you know that.
People need somewhere to vent but this probably isn't the best venue for it. Most of them probably don't have a good outlet in the real world so 4chan works. It's cathartic sometimes, not good to bottle shit up too long. Eats at the soul.
It's too fucking early to get into meta discussions about thread behavior. I'm going to go to /b/ and rate some cocks. Have a good day, JP.

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>>5860973
It's going to be soon!
>She's going faster than ever, rapidly bouncing on his manhood while her walls tighten.
Aaaaaaahh~
>She cries out as she throws her head back, walls convulsing around his rod while she loses grip and stumbles on top of him, her face now mere inches away from his. After a pause, she begins rocking her hips again, determined to push him over the edge.
...
>She can't find the words to say, her mind still hazy as she lets her body do the talking. Her hands are pressed against his chest, and she begins smiling again while her warm slit does its best to tempt him to release.

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> Owain trying to fluff up his harem

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>>5860968
>The woman was taken by surprise at him reacting to her comments how she did.
Hey now, no need to freak out. I was only messing with you a little. No need to get so upset over it...

>>5860932
>he hugs Kiruko, his rod touching her as his face was red
P- please stroke with with your pantyhose legs, Kiruko... someone fed me aphrodisiacs, I feel like I'll die if I don't cum soon...

>tfw just lurk and watch the community you really enjoyed once turn cancerous and shitty with each passing day
Life sucks.

>>5860968
>>5861028
There are bricks in my brain, what do you mean by don't "get attached" exactly

As in becoming so delusional you think you're actually getting pussy, somehow?

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>>5861004
If I remember correctly...This is subbed, so if you get scareeed, just keep your eyes glued at the bottom...or nuzzle into meee~
Either works.
>Hsien-Ko plops her cold blue hand against the anons head, messing up his hair a bit .
Juuust sit tight.

>>5860941
Do take note of the environment.
Don't fuck up to the point where you become a meme.

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>>5860968
>As Chiaki watches Gabriel's screen and listens to his tales, her face breaks into an almost uncharacteristic grin
I am normally into the more arcadey, high score chaser games, but...
>She takes her bag off her back, opening it up and rummaging inside. After a few seconds, she pulls out another SD card, swapping it out with the one in her system with practiced dexterity. She mutters something to herself about how these things are far too small. Switching the device back on, she loads up her own copy of Skulls & Shadows
I think I might be able to put up a fight.

>>5860976
If you recognise the good in things then you'll be able to find happiness easily... I think.

>>5860935
No, I haven't seen a talking one either, or one so... um....

>>5861028
S-Shut up..
>He didn't deny it, though. He simply nodded at her comments, looking into Merry's blue eyes.
Ah, would you like to do them, then? Of course we can some other stuff, since you seem to want it...

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>>5861100
Do not form an intimate relationship with anyone from these threads.
We're all the kind of people who would probably be terrible partners. Even me.

>>5861160
>Even me
Well, yeah, first of all I'd get put in jail for it.

>>5861160
This.

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>>5861032
Aish..
>She mutters to herself, round eyes widening just a bit as he leaned in closer to her face. Quickly, she moves her head, facing forward yet again as if she'd been caught. And, as his body heat seeped into her hips, she realized she /had/ been caught.
...I'm not that big a troublemaker...
>Hana insists, but knew there wasn't much point in arguing with the cowboy. He was just as stubborn as she. One gloved hand moves over McCree's prosthetic, as if to cover it. The pilot's hand was dwarfed by his, however, and she settled with running her fingertips across his knuckles.
I think you make more trouble than I do.

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>>5861028
Merry Nightmare? Gotcha. I'll remember that next time I stop by. Have a good one, all right?
>>5861047
Yep, it just sucks that our timezones are almost flipped.
Nah, I understand anon. Have a good time in /b, all right? Ima head off myself.

>>5861058
>He stays quiet for a moment or two, giving her that time to catch her breath as she rests on top of him. Where he had at least some lightheartedness in his stare before, now it was all lust. With his hands free from hers, he grasped at her ass, and tilted his head down. The grope and his deep kiss against her mouth tim right with a shift up, where he draws his knees as high as her legs permit, spreading them. He begins to thrust up, rolling his hips as he grunts into her mouth, tongue reaching in to find hers while he pulses and throbs against her eager walls.
Can you blame me if I want to get a little more out of you?
>His question doesn't need an answer, he plants his mouth right back to hers as he swats a spank against her plush bottom. Loud, slapping flesh sounds ring out around them as his hips churn into her, the tension along his dick rising higher and higher as he tenses under her, wetness squelching between them as he fucks her from below.

>>5860745
I always have a hard time choosing which Jeanne to lewd.

>>5861139

I'll go for the latter.
>The human said with glee as he happily snuggled against the cute undead, wrapping an arm around her form while allowing her to mess with his black hair.
>He happily rested his head against her shoulder as he kicked off his shoes, watching the cheesy special effects of the movie when the evil Jiang-Shi appeared and decided to terrorize the poor villagers.
Oooooh, scary...

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>>5861035
>Nothing but birb vagoo here.

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>>5861153
(Do you think you could type more? You're not really giving me anything to work off of for a scene...)

>>5861067
Well, I don't appreciate it, alright? Tch...

>And by the way Gabriel crossed his arms and glanced away, it was clear that he intended on stewing alone as he felt like he deserved to. There was a small bit of guilt within him for having barked at the woman like that. She had done nothing wrong but be nice to him, it wasn't her fault she didn't knew she crossed a line. But, he wasn't going to be apologizing any time soon. For as small as the guilt was, his ego was bigger and he felt like she owed him for making him so upset.

>>5861100
(Developing feelings for your partner beyond that of maybe friendship)

>>5861160
(I've been doing my best to not be a terrible person. I don't think it's going too well.)

>>5861148
Yeah think so? You better be ready to bring it, chica, cuz I play to win.

>With a few taps of buttons, and a confident smirk on his face, Gabriel activated the game's PVP mode, using the handheld console's functions to easily connect to hers without having to exchange Friend Codes or anything of the sort. There, in the combat arena, stood his fighter. The character was in all sense of the word, a shinigami, wearing armor that gave him the frightful appearance of a fantasy style Grim Reaper. The name above the character was "xXReapzXx", and he ran about the arena while the screen displayed "Opening Lobby", signifying that he was ready.

>>5861153
Type less

>>5861148
>He sat there staring at her, simply nodding and then smiling.
That was profound, Chiaki. Definitely words to live by.
>He smiled and chuckled, sitting now by her side

>>5861142
Memes never die.

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>>5861252
Damn straight

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>>5860980
She's what.

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>>5861170
I was speaking more about how I've had a failed relationship in the past but yeah also that.
>>5861234
I don't see any reason why you'd be considered a terrible person.

>>5860932
I-i'd love me some Ana

>>5861252
I guess I'll live forever. :)

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>>5861209
>Rather than reply, she pulls her head in for another kiss, her tongue invading his mouth while her hips begin matching his speed. Her chest presses tight against his, and she places one hand over his on her rear. Her wetness has formed a small puddle under them at this point, and it gets bigger with each thrust smacking into her hips.
Hmm~
>>5861270
>She's too into the moment to even notice Yang right now.

>>5861317
Hi Innocent Boy

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>>5861009
Already there, pal...

>>5861334
Where's Miyafuji

>>5861225
(Oh, right, sorry.)
No, I haven't seen a talking one either, or one so... um....
>continuing to ogle her figure, his mind was starting to fantasize about her
...curvy? Now that I think about it...
>he pulled out a pokeball
Do you think you could let me catch you into this?

>>5861241
(OK)
No,

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>>5861214
>Hsien-Ko ends up pishing the anon into her shoulder...even wrapping her other arm around him...I-Is she scared? Of a movie about the same kind of monster she is? You can't be serious...The movies cheesy too, how can anybody be scared of this?
Ye-Yeah...to-totally...I-I'm shaking in my boots...no-not literally of course, th-that'd be silly...

>>5861362
No idea.
>>5861334
Hi anonymous citizen.

>>5861336
>The Anon throws a cupcake on the ground and pops a balloon just to see if he can make her even sadder. If his attempt fails, he just slowly walks away, letting the depressed pony be depressed.

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>>5861306
And why would that be, young man?

>>5861363
>Do you think you could let me catch you into this?

THIS is why I fucking hate pokemon RPers

god damnit it's so fucking cringy

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>>5861234
>Within a few seconds of navigating menus, "Shine_Future" appears in the lobby. Clearly much more defense-oriented, her fighter towers at the maximum height the character creation would allow, clad in heavy gothic-style armour and wielding a tower shield and a hefty axe
May the best player win!

>>5861250
Profound? Nobody's really said that to me before.. thanks.