HG thread Shinkansen is nice.

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>>5797502
I kinda want to visit that.

>>5797510
? The hell? Do you just carry that with you wh....
Bah, whatever, just give it to me.
>Sabitsuki takes the backpack from you

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>>5797501
HAHAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH~! Every villain needs a maniacal laugh till their last dying breath; you of all people will fall under my whim of absolute tyranny. First things first under my rule, the Americans are forced to participate in a weight lost program...oh and....burgers are banned.

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>>5797522
I carry it around since I've been forced to live in this shihole of an arena for the past few months. D-do you need anything else?

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>>5797545
...
>Alfred drops the happy expression, turning it into one of absolute horror.
WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM?! BURGERS ARE BANNED?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! That's the only food we have in America, and you're going to ban it?! We're going to starve! With the morale weakened like that, Russia'll invade us and take back Alaska! Is that what you want, you sick, twisted man?!

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>>5797550
Oh, it's not so bad.... I guess. Heck, there's more people I can talk to here.
NAh, nothing else that you could get me anyway.

>>5797545
...Huh, that's not a bad idea.

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>>5797564
>>5797561
>>5797545
He deserves it.

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>>5797564
>Slips into my Pj's
So uhh. You want me to set up the tent for ya? cus I'm still gonna sleep in there even if I gave it to ya.

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>>5797593
....
>she pushes the backpack back into your chest.
You can have it.

>>5797589
And hey, here's you on cue.

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>>5797561
Yes, yes, it's all according to plan~! Alfred! There's no need to mewl over the fact that your precious harbinger of satisfaction is gone, MUAHAHAHAH, Alfred...do you like Brussels Sprouts?
>>5797564
Right!?
>>5797564
Indeed.

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>>5797603
I've been sitting around doing nothing for hours, can you blame me?

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>>5797589
...E-Except he hasn't even begun to rule over America yet, so this is all just what's going to happen in the future...
>>5797606
BRUSSEL SPROUTS?! HELL NO, THAT'S THE DEVIL'S FOOD! Shenlong, please, this is all going to escalate into something much worse if you keep these threats up! This isn't villainous; this is downright torture! Stop this at once!

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>>5797610
Nah. I can appreciate a good snark now and then.

>>5797606
What're you gonna do after the whole weight loss thing, huh?

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>>5797620
Does that mean what I said doesn't stand? No.
>>5797628
Well, good, because that's like 70 percent of what comes out my mouth.

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>>5797620
...Alfred, Alfred, Alfred, you've should known better to push me this far! Escalate towards an abyss? Yeah. A villain always acts ahead of time, that being said...there will be no more desserts going into your favor and you will spend an eternity committing to a healthy dietary lifestyle! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>>5797628
It's a work in progress! What can I say?

WHERE FUCKIN HOST! YOU HERE, FUCKIN HOST?

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>>5797655
I mean, obviously not, but if it hasn't happened yet, then... Y'know. There's that factor, too, although it don't mean too much in the end,
>>5797660
YOU ABSOLUTE MONSTER! This is the most evil thing you can do to an American! Do literally anything else than THAT! I don't know what it'll take you to not make that happen to me, but you gotta understand that this wouldn't end well for ANYONE! We're addicted to junk food, d-damnit, this could be bad! Tell me that you're just joking, PLEASE!

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>>5797655
And the other 30 percent is...?

>>5797660
...Sounds like bad planning to me.

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>>5797681
Would be joking about unleashing a legion of were-beasts, into the confides of this very ARENA?
>>5797683
Then why won't you try being a psychotic super-villain, okay?

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>>5797681
Oh, come on, it's not like it's supposed to be an actual number.... I dunno, some kinda mixup of threats, interest in machines, general pissiness, and depression?
>>5797681
I said "deserves" and not "deserved", now didn't I?

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>>5797721
...Okay, that sounds much less worse than you taking away ALL THE FAST FOOD IN AMERICA. At least from that, I can regenerate, but if you take away the fast food, there'd be a huge famine, dude! You've made your point, you'd be an awesome villain, just please tell me you were joking! Please!
>>5797728
"Deserves" means that it'll actually happen, but I'm pretty sure it won't happen. I mean, he implied that he'd take away all the fast food in America AND force them to participate in a weight loss program. About... 300 million people in a weight loss program. I'm pretty sure that's impractical to do.

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>>5797728
And at least 1% of self-depreciation.

>>5797721
If I had the resources, maybe.

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>>5797748
>He hops in his bmw and drives towards the nearest McDonalds.

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>>5797748
No, actually, it doesn't.
So what? I never implied it'd be practical or feasible at all.
>>5797762
Eh, I lumped that in with the depression.
Oh, and there's a tiny bit in there somewhere about wanting to poke fun at you for passing out the other day.

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>>5797763
N-NOW, HOLD ON, WILL YOU?! Think before you actually do this, this is very bad!
>Alfred sprints as fast as he can towards you, shouting something about freedom and burgers.
G-Get back here, damnit, I can't catch up!
>>5797774
Huh. Maybe I should brush up on my vocabulary sometime.
Oh, but you're saying I deserve it either way. I got you, Rika, I understand what you're trying to say there. It's only natural, after all.

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>>5797774
Living with that embarrassment is worse.
I guess if there's anything I'm good at....

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>>5797789
>He proceeds to floor it and makes his way to the parking lot.

>He enters and waits for the line.

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>>5797794
Bah, it's normal enough.
And what that might be, huh? Or did you just mean "living with it"?
>>5797789
Yeah, exactly.
>She folds her arms.
And you should.

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>>5797815
fFalling asleep is what I meant.

>>5797763
>>5797774
>See these posts
>look away

>>5797806
>>5797815
>See these posts later

Thought 4Chan was dead.

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>>5797806
>Alfred just loses his breath after a while, walking the rest of the way to the restaurant. He enters it and sits down at a nearby table, catching his breath.
D-Damnit, just because I'm outta shape means he can rub it in my face, that sick monster. What's he gonna do?
>>5797815
See, the hero's smart like that, after all.
>Alfred just sits down on a conveniently placed seat, staring at the sky.
Mhm. Maybe then, I can find ways to seem smart when I'm actually not, hm?

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>>5797823
If anything, you come off as someone who doesn't get off anywhere near enough sleep, really.
>>5797831
Faked sophistication doesn't get you that far. Some ways it's even worse, actually.

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>>5797853
If I wanna not piss people off just by existing, faked sophistication will get me a loooooong way. Even you have to agree that I'd be better if I wasn't so... Me, I guess.

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>>5797853
....
Damn, I can't believe you saw through that.

:3c

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>>5797831
>He approaches towards the register, glaring at the menu for a good second or two. He chuckles at the sight of Alfred sitting nearby.

"Hi welcome to McDonalds, what would you like to order today?"

2-Big Macs, please.

>He made eye contact with Alfred during the whole the sitting.

>>5797826
Good riddance.

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>>5797877
Honestly I can't even tell if you're being sarcastic right now.
But frankly from what I've seen? What you're good at is toughing through things, if nothing else.
>>5797868
Yeah, sure, but that doesn't mean crap. There's no point in the end if it's not legitimate.

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>>5797898
>she rubs her eyes
Okay, let me turn off the sarcasm.

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>>5797884
>Alfred just watches intently, muttering to himself about what he could potentially be planning to do with those Big Macs. After a minute of mulling it over, he snaps his fingers.
This man... He's trying to use bait in order to lure me into a false sense of security! I knew it! Your tricks won't work on me, Shenlong! The hero's not dumb! B-But I AM hungry, though...
>>5797898
I was raised by England, c'mon now. If it weren't for him, I'd probably be acting MUCH worse. He's a gentleman, and he taught me how to act; I can pretend to be some fancy-schmancy noble for a minute ot two.

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>>5797907
Yeesh, sorry, I'm just not in a good state of mind for stuff like that.
>>5797908
That doesn't mean you don't look wholly unsuited for it.

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>>5797919
Yeah... my dreams suck, put simply.

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>>5797919
"Look". Is it because of my attire that I don't look like I can be fancy for a minute? Is that what you mean? Because I can pretend to be serious for a minute or two regardless of what I look like.

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>>5797908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRFYCerLF3o
>He pays the vendor $5, he proceeds to motion outside of the establishment with dead calculated look on his face.
>He carefully withdraws one box from the bag, he mutters something under his breath and flicks his hair.

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>>5797949
>Alfred silently nods, praying to God that he doesn't mess up what's about to happen next. He walks over to Shenlong, hands in his pockets with an uneasy look on his face.
Yo, dude? What's the matter, man? You seem a bit agitated by something, and I hope it's not me.

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>>5797931
Lemme guess, less "dreams", more "constant, unending nightmares"?
>>5797941
It's not in your face, either. Or how you carry yourself. Like I said, wholly unsuited.

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>>5797963
Mmmm-hm.
Pretty common here, huh. This place just loves bringing in broken and hurt people.

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>>5797957
>He turns his head to you grinning, he opens the first box ferociously as the burger jiggles around the edges.

>He snatches the burger from the box and viciously slams it against the jagged edge of the curb.

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test

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>>5797972
And how.... There's a reason I don't sleep much, either.
Why is it that sometimes fate just goes "screw you and everything you care about"?

>>5797984
Nope. You're still alive, Hoshi.

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>>5797963
Oh, please, I can act fancy for a few minutes, I'm not a brute. You've never seen me being fancy before.
...How'm I supposed to prove you wrong if I've got no means of proving myself right? This'll just keep goin' in circles, like always.
>>5797977
>Alfred just silently watches, a solemn look on his face. Such unwanted aggression would normally drive him to tears, but he simply isn't doing anything to stop you. Perhaps he's putting on a facade of being emotionless to throw you off?

>>5797995
Hoshi's a pass user since 2015, that's a pass user since 2016.

>>5797995
its going to work now

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>>5798001
And I'm not really interested. So yeah, moot point, huh?

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>>5798022
Yep, moot point or whatever. I'm not in the mood to argue with you if it'll just turn into a dead-end conversation.

>>5798022
>Doots doots from a distance

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>>5798001
>Shenlong pursues his just motive and wrings the other box out of the bag, he opens the box, grabbing the burger and thrusts it against the wall.

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>>5797992
Philosophers get paid to wonder about all this.
I dunno.
Trying to wonder about things this abstract tends to jsut hurt my brain.

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>>5798039
And I'm not in the mood to argue or vaporize you.
>>5798046
>Doots in full
>>5798063
No point in it, yeah.... So how the hell're you holding up?

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>>5798055
>He keeps watching on, a thousand-yard stare on his face. Alfred seems to be having an existential crisis at this current moment in time; what should he do? Tell him to cut it out? Let this unjust violence go on? He's simply confused.

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>>5798066
Then I guess we're even. You may as well vaporise me now, because there's a small possibility that this'll be the only chance you'll have.

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>>5798066
WEll... I almost got camping gear from someone. Almost.
And... I'm still cured of being sick. In fact, It's like I was never bed-ridden.

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>>5798011
I'm touched you remember that.

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>>5798067
...this is just the beginning...a villain, always plans ahead of time.
>He unlocks the trunk of his BMW only to surface a pile of Big-Mac boxes all neatly tucked in.

>>5798088
Did you do your duty as a diligent citizen of South Korea yet?

>>5798073
Well, like I said, I'm not in the mood for it. Or even for calling on one of my associates for it. Sucks to be me, huh?
>>5798077
What do you mean, almost? And you sure there's not any signs of it coming back?

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>>5798103
>Fug

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>>5798090
>If you listened closely, you could pinpoint the exact second Alfred's heart shatters in two.
...N-No freaking way... This is just... This is just CRUELTY! Absolute CRUELTY! Shenlong, don't tell me that you've been planning this the whole time! We talked about this NOW, damnit, it's impossible for you to have gotten this many in such a short time...!
>>5798103
Mhm. Sucks to be you. Honestly, it's not like you'd get any satisfaction from doing it, anyway.

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>>5798088
I have a good memory for pointless details.

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>>5798103
He was really weird, so I just gave it back to him. Started talking about sleeping in there with me.
..Hard to say. It's been just a few days since Sol cured me of it. It took a full day for all my skin to get back to normal.

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>>5798117
I've doused all of this with gasoline, already...Alfred admit it to me...am I being obnoxious?

>He flickers out a lighter.

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>a clawed girl leaps into the thread
Hello!

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>>5798099
One game at a time.

>>5798120
What are you talking about? Everything about me is the most important thing ever.

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>>5798141
>waves
Heeey.

>>5798141
>Kicking her legs back and forth

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>>5798134
N-No! You wouldn't...! This isn't being obnoxious, this is an act of WAR! This is simply...! No, I refuse to think that you're so evil that you'd do that!
>>5798141
>Alfred claps, tears in his eyes.
Ten outta ten, that was the best leap I've ever seen, dude. You've got a good talent for gymnastics, my friend.

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>>5798153
>she waves her claw at the lady
Heeeeellllo!

>>5798155
>2 hearts left
>she stumbles from the kicking
Ow! Why'd you do that? Are you looking for a make-over?

>loves Nino from afar

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>>5798117
Oh, don't tempt me to find out.
>>5798141
You're coming around these parts again?
>>5798132
You still look pretty pale to me....
And lemme guess, blonde hair, blue eyes ,weird face marks?

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>>5798165

Act of war? Like you could ever lay a dent on me, I'm impeccable....but these burgers need to go.
>He flicks the lighter and sets the Big Macs and his BMW on fire.

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>>5798170
Y'know, Rika, let's be real here; if you killed me, I'd always come back, right? What if, and this is a very big IF, I never came back after you killed me? Of course, you'd be happy as all hell, but what else would you do apart from celebrate my death?

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>>5798166
Well... you're sorta cool-looking.
Are you from the sea or something? First guess.

>>5798170
...Well, that's one of the things you can't get rid of with magic. Lack of sunlight does that to you.
Eeeeyup, that's her. Dressed up like some fantasy princess.

>>5798178
Find someone else to bitch at.

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What was that?

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>>5798177
>Alfred just sets a hand on his chest, tears welling up in his eyes.
S-Shenlong, I...! This is just inhumane! You wasted food, man! I don't even...! This is...! This is cruelty! Not even the Devil himself would accept such a vile sinner like you! Impeccable or not, this was just extremely tasteless!
>>5798189
...Hey, I mean, you're not wrong there. Or are you telling me to go find someone else to bitch at?

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>>5798178
Revel in the fact that I've got one less annoyance to deal with. And who knows, maybe I've figured out a way around it. Maybe it's time there was a new personification of America.
>>5798184
>She glances down at her own arms
Honestly, sometimes not even sun fixes that. And I was talking about the guy, not Sol.
...Even if the descriptions happen to line up a bit. And it's not like she's not, really.
>>5798187
Probably a lot better places to eat than here.

America

>>5798196
Nah, the former. You're not the only annoying shit here.

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>>5798196
Get a grip man, it's just a STUPID sandwich.

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>>5798192

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>>5798197
Oh. Er... Yeah, that's him. Kabuto? Boruto? Somethin'.
Aaaanyways. He's a creep. Stay away from him. He seems like one of those kids that grew up without any friends or ladies in his life, so he doesn't know how to properly talk to 'em.

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>>5798197
But I'm here now.
Should I leave just to eat?
Do you have any more food for Cute Me?

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>>5798187
...What even is that you're eating?

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>>5798165
Sge bows for her admirer
Thank you, I try my best!

>>5798170
Uh-huh!

>>5798184
Well if my memory serves right, then you are correct.

>>5798187
Gimme that there food you little faggot

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>>5798197
I was about to say something dumb there, but I'll hold my tongue to not make this any worse. And who's to say that the new personification wouldn't piss you off, either? It'd just keep going and going.
...Good thing I can't stay dead forever.
>>5798198
Yes, I'm here, Anon. What do you need, man?
>>5798199
I'm gonna take that as a compliment, Anon, because I really needed one of those. You've got a good point there, dude.
>>5798203
That SANDWICH could've been given to someone that needed it! Hell, it wasn't even a sandwich; it was a CAR-FUL of them! How did you even manage to do that?!

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>>5798221
Oooh, awesome. First try.
Eh, you know what? You're more than sorta cool looking. Digging the claws and the whole sea thing.

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>>5798208
Yeah. More than once he's shown up just trying to kiss me, the weirdo. Hell, even whacking him with wrenches a few times did nothing to stop him.
...Wouldn't be surprised if he was listening in right now, too.
>>5798215
You're not that cute. And sure, there's way better places to eat in peace.
>>5798221
Finally got an interest in the place again or something?
>>5798224
They'd still be a different person.
...And has that ever been tested outside of here, huh?

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>>5798219
Vanilla chocolate bread.
It's sweet, like me.
>>5798223
Wow, rude.
Maybe if you sit on the ground and bark like a dog, I'll consider it.
>>5798233
Of course I am. You just don't realize it yet.
>she continues eating at the same place

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>>5798221
Nah, it was... It was just ten outta ten, dude. I've never seem anythin' like it! Like, WOW! The form, the gracefulness... That's the stuff you see in the Olympics, dude!
>Alfred just keeps clapping, wiping the occasional tear away.
>>5798233
And they'd still piss you off. Your point is?
Yes. Yes, it has, how else do you think we know this information? Are you serious?

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>>5798206
Someone using my Asuka image to greentext?

Nice.

>>5798245
>Someone using my Asuka image to greentext?
We all know it was you

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>>5798224
...I planned this all out of course, those sandwiches were three days old and I rented that stinking car. I'll fill you in the exact details sooner or later, with a good ole' friend of mine - oh no worries she's quite of a fast food fanatic such as you.

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>>5798239
That's only a maybe.
...Hm. I'm thinking you just made it up.
>>5798237
You're average at best, don't sound so full of yourself.

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>>5798233
Ugh... That just makes me wonder how many stalkers are actually AROUND this place. Sleeping here suddenly got a lot weirder.

>>5798237
...That's a thing?
It's a bit pretentious to just say you're sweet.

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>>5798230
I like your hair, and skin, and uhh... Stuff.

>>5798233
Nope, I got lost, I forgot the direction for this place.

>>5798239
Okay then, wait till you see this.
>she stands with her claws up in the air, and then starts cart-wheeling

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>>5798257
Ufufu, a rival? Are you sure you want to lose against me?
Pick any way to prove it and I will.
>>5798260
Yes, it is.
Do you want some, Miss?

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>>5798260
Let's see, there's him, Mizore, Sol does a lot of silent observing.... A crapload of people, even if you don't count the faceless.
Why else do you think I sleep inside a tank or in a proper hideout with actual defenses? The people here are crazy.
>>5798265
For HOW many months?
>>5798268
Oh, please, I've got bigger fish to fry than you. And cuteness is a purely visual thing anyways.

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>>5798265
If you have to force it, you don't have to compliment me.
What're you doing here?

>>5798268
...Aaaand you completely ignored-
Meh... Food's food. Why not?

>Hunger games
>nobody is hungry
>there are no ganes

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>>5798255
So you somehow knew that we were going to have this discussion theee days before we had it?
>Alfred slowly claps, giving him an expression that says "You cheeky bastard".
You know what, Shenlong? I'm glad to have you as a villain if you can fool me for this long. Only the best of the best can do that, and even if I'm dumber than a rock... You have my respect.
>>5798257
Who knows? This is speculation.
...I made up nations coming back from death, even though when you disintegrated me THRICE, I came back. I know it's early in the morning for you, but come on, man.
>>5798265
Oh, that's just...!
>Alfred claps harder and harder, more tears welling up in his eyes.
That's just AMAZING! The form, the posture, the aesthetic...! This is the kinda stuff I wanna see in the Olympics, dude! This is ten outta ten, 100% Hero approved!

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>>5798273
>shestop eating and holds it in front of the girl's mouth
Say aaaaahhhh~
>>5798272
Fish to fry? I'd like some salmon then, Cooking Lady.
And of course it's not just a visual thing, there are many more factors to consider.
Are you saying you seriously think you're cuter than me?

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>>5798274
I dunno, I'm pretty hungry.

>>5798272
Looks like I have something to do. I'm going to have to build my own hideout... Or find some cave.

>>5798287
Wait, you don't have another one?!

>>5798274
I'm hungry
And I'm sitting on my ass playing pokemon.

Check mate'd

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>>5798272
I don't know how to count months...

>>5798273
I am looking for blood!

>>5798278
>she stops wheeling herself and skips closer to the man, invading his personal space
Got any tricks?

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>>5798278
Villain, uh, yeah sure? I'm not that kind of guy anymore! Welp good morning to you.

>He walks towards an alley and falls asleep there.

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>>5798278
I disintegrated another me before, too, you know. She game back just like that too. And last I checked, I wasn't a goddamn phoenix.
>>5798287
I'm a tank engineer and a magician, not a cook, it's just a figure of speech.
And when the hell did I say I was? I'm just saying you're not.
>>5798294
Hey, it's not like I haven't offered to share mine, you know. It's just me and like...two other people. Three if you count the odd visit from my contact or student.
>>5798297
...Thirty to thirty-one days?
>>5798274
>I just ate and I'm playing a DS game.

>>5798297
I missed you.

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>>5798301
Oh.
How do you count days?

>>5798303
(Now you know that's not true)

>>5798305
I miss who I miss, don't tell me how to feel please.

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>>5798308
(Oh okay)

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>>5798294
>>5798296
>>5798301
Oh, sorry.
Move along

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>>5798294
Where would I even hide another one? Under my skirt?
No way, I'm too pure for that. Now open up.
>>5798301
A tank engineer?
You should pick up a more girly hobby. Like making me fish. So you admit that I am much cuter than you? I am flattered.

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>>5798301
You'd let me? Seriously?

>>5798297
Hah... Wow, go figure.
that's gonna take you a little while before you can get any.

>>5798315
....
>she opens her mouth
Damnit, I'm just hungry...

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>>5798297
>He doesn't even flinch, putting his hand up to his chin in thought.
Do I have any tricks? I mean, I have super strength, but that's booooooring. I mean, I can summon food, if that counts...?
>>5798300
But, before, you said you were gonna be the villain, and...!
>Alfred just laughs, putting his hands in his pockets and walking away.
Ah, well, can't ask you about it now. G'morning, Shenlong, and have a good rest.
>>5798301
Something something "Oh, hey, Poland rises like a phoenix, too".
I just realised that when you disintegrated me, I was in the arena, so that doesn't count either. Either way, logically, it makes sense that I can come back; I'm a NATION, for God's sake. Come on, now.

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>>5798317
>she moves a little closer and feeds her the vanilla chocolate bread
Ufufu. Of course you would eat the one I already had in my mouth.
So how's its taste? Delicious, right?

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>>5798317
I mean if I reeeeaaally wanted it, I'd claw at the people, but that's rude, so I'm gonna wait for an arena.

>>5798318
Can you summon blood?

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>>5798305
...Are you serious? I thought you lacked formal knowledge, not stuff as simple as how to tell time.
>>5798317
I offered before, didn't I?
>>5798315
Pfft. Even at my worst I'm at least as average as you.
And who said you have to be girly to be cute, huh? I just happen to really like tanks.
>>5798318
Never heard that one before.
You're the embodiment of it. But you're still just flesh and blood in the end, either way. Nah. I wouldn't guarantee anything.

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Someone fukin cuck me

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>>5798326
Uhhh, yuh. Bechus ish fud.
>stares at you disdainfully. She takes the time to chew and swallow before speaking again
I'm not in love with the idea of eating your food... But it didn't taste bad.
>she takes another bite
Yeah.. pretty good.

>>5798339
You have a lot more patience than you look like you'd have.
If I had a blood effect... I'd probably help out.

>>5798340
I don't think you did. Not that I remember...

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>>5798340
Well gee sorry that I'm a monster that doesn't have much use for counting times longer than seconds.

>>5798350
You will? Why thank you!

>>5798348
>cucks you

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G A S G A S G A S

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>>5798350
It was around the time you were looking to hide from those doctors here or something of the like, if I remember.
>>5798353
I thought you said you weren't always one or something? Seriously, you're the first person I've heard that doesn't even have the concept of what a day is in their head.

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>>5798356
Thanks bro, you're always looking out for me!

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>>5798339
...I mean, I can summon meat if you want that instead. I don't think you can eat blood by itself, now that I can think about it.
>>5798340
Poland's been going through tough times ever since... The 1600s, I think? Yeah, he's been partitioned heaps of times, but he says he keeps "rising like a phoenix". Little nation quirks.
Embodiment, personification, nation, all's the same when it comes to my case. Sure, I may be squishy like a human, but I'm a friggin' strong one, that's for sure. "Good thing I can't die forever" - that was what you were referring to in that last statement, right?

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>>5798340
If that's the case, how come I have infinitely as many fans as you?
Don't delude yourself, you're just like a guy.
But that's okay, just prove me wrong. You can do that, right?
>>5798350
Good girl.
>she pets her head
Make sure to savor all the flavor of my delicious bread. Who knows when you'll get another chance to.

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>>5798361
I barely remember the times I wasn't this, I have no use for that knowledge.

>>5798364
Aww... Nevermind.
>she pouts.

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>>5798353
Whoa, hold up. I said IF I have one that could.
And I want something in return for it.

>>5798361
Ohhh.
.....Yeaah. Damnit, what's wrong with my memory now.
Well, I'll take you up on that offer.

>>5798382
>she swats your hand away
And cut it out with that! Yeesh.
Thanks for the bite or two.

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>>5798383
Ah, jeez, don't give me that crap! Man, this blows...
>
Dude, I'm totally sorry if I dashed your hopes or anything, but you'll have a better chance asking other people about that! The hero's... Not all too bloodthirsty, he'll be honest with you, but others here are!

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>>5798390
Oh, what do you want in return?

>>5798363
http://i.4cdn.org/trash/1476438578319.png
Just in case you don't have it.

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>>5798364
Too specific.
>She sighs, and waves dismissively
If you didn't get what I said the way I said it, I'm not repeating myself. I don't even know why I'm talking with you at all.
>>5798382
Who says I need fans? And how the hell do you know you do?
Tch, and how exactly would you suggest something like that, huh?
>>5798383
Why wouldn't you want to be human?
>>5798390
Bah, it happens. Well, good. I handle food well, too.
Hehe, I'm sure Matenshi would love having someone more sociable than Meira and less grumpy than me, too. And worst case scenario, you can just leave, yeah?

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>>5798398
Hmm...
>she smiles
Well alright, give me your yummiest food.

>>5798410
I never said that, I said I barely remember being one.

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>>5798400
I'd like to see if I can't get an effect from you.
Basically, all that means is that I'm gonna touch you for a second and some light show is gonna happen. It's easy.

>>5798410
Ah, that's great.
I don't really mind company, even company as weirdly-named as that.

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>>5798390
Fufu, cute. Well, maybe a little.
Here, you can have the rest too, I don't want it.
Who even are you?
>>5798410
I know because there's no way boy like you would have more fans than me. It's simply not possible.
How to prove it? Just try to be cute and get more fans than me.
I'm waiting.

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>>5798422
Oh okay,
>she pushes her claw forward
Here you go

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>>5798420
So why not try and get in touch with it? Then again, you don't really give much of a crap about anything, huh?
>>5798422
Even better when you've got a demon whose name is just "evil angel". Eh. I could give you a rundown if you'd like.
>>5798430
Do I LOOK like a boy? Hell no. And why should I care about fans?

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>>5798410
Little nation quirks, like I said.
>Alfred's been staring at the sky for about two hours, now, so he snaps back to attention and looks at Rika.
Repeating it will get the message across much easier instead of just leaving them confused, man. Honestly, I'm surprised you're still talking to me, myself. I had every opportunity to drop the conversation and leave it as is, yet here we are at this very moment...
>>5798420
Really? Well, this'll be a cinch! Gimme a second, dude!
>He reaches behind his back, pulling out a burger just for her.
Yummiest? Totally! Unhealthy? Yeah, probably, but you wanted the yummiest food. You interested in having some, dude?

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>>5798406
Thanks for that broski

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>>5798439
You might as well be one, climbing into dirty machines and all.
Comparing the amount of fans is a measurable way to judge who is cuter and you were claiming that you were cuter, so where are your fans?

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>>5798430
What?
...Sweet.
>she takes it from you and begins devouring the rest. In response to the question, she stops scarfing it down
Ohh... Yeah. I'm Sabitsuki by the way. Remember it, I'll be around a lot.
Funny how you act superior and I don't even know your name.

>>5798434
Well, here goes.
>she places her hand on your claw. A second or two later... a tingly, numb kind of feeling washes over your claw, and a series of beeps play after her body flashes
...Yyyup! Looks like you had one.

>>5798439
That's probably a good idea to do if I'm gonna be... y'know... staying there.

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>>5798439
I never said any of that, stop making up stuff, besides I can't get in touch with my human self, I think it's gone.

>>5798442
>she nods excitedly at the man

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>>5798452
Sweeeeet, dude! Here ya go!
>He hands her the burger, taking extra care to place it on he claw so it doesn't fall off.
...Wait, how're you gonna open the wrapper if you've got claws? I'm pretty sure that's, like, pretty hard to do and all.

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>>5798451
>she looks at her claw for a while
What was that? I have a what now?

>>5798468
>she bites onto it with the wrapper
Mmmm~

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>>5798442
Good point. I don't see why we are.
>>5798445
My tanks are PRISTINE, thank you very much! It's absolutely spotless!
And celebrities have a lot of fans and they're not necessarily cute, either.
>>5798451
Eh. There's me any my machines. My workshop's soundproofed so you won't have to deal with anything like that. Meira, just a samurai, I guess. She doesn't really talk much, unless you talk with her first. Likes sake a bit too much sometimes. Matenshi, tall girl, big angel wings...for a demon. Yeah it's weird. Polite and formal, doesn't overstep, loyal as a dog.
...Aaand a mouse-girl I'm gonna be tutoring and someone I buy things from. They won't stick around, though.
Good enough?
>>5798452
And what makes you believe that, huh?

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>>5798473
I don't see her.

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>>5798473
>Shrugs
I can deal with it. I'll take a corner of the place.
...I'm gonna have a looooot of questions though.

>>5798471
Actually, it's something I have.
>with a snap of her fingers, one of her arms transform, growing a claw much like the other girl's
An effect.

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>>5798451
Sabitsuki, hmmm?
I'm Sachiko Koshimizu, the cutest Idol around. Scientifically proven.
You don't have to remeber that my name is Sachiko, because you'll be hearing it quite a lot around me.
>>5798473
That's why we only count fans of your cuteness. But that doesn't matter because it still looks like you have zero, so there's nothing to substract from.

first 24

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>>5798488
Sachiko Koshimizu

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>>5798488
Sabitsuki

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>>5798488
Sunset

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>>5798488
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>5798471
...
>He cringes, suddenly looking a bit uncomfortable.
Eurgh, you're just gonna bite into it like that? I mean, that's pretty... Y'know, unsanitary as all hell, dude. It wouldn't even taste good, I think.
>>5798473
Because you're a masochist, clearly.
>He rolls his eyes.
Honestly, man, you had every opportunity to tell me to piss off, yet you never did. Of course, you're going to tell me to do it now since you're self-aware, but I saw it as a fun detail.

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>>5798479
...What? Who her?
>>5798482
Eh, I made a few rooms. Simple stuff, but they're something, at least. Magic's damn handy.
About what? I mean, ask away.
>>5798485
And how the hell do you know they're fans of cuteness? And what the hell does cuteness even get you in life, huh?

>>5798488
Rika

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>>5798482
>she quickly moves her head closer to the claw, staring at it with awe
Wow!

>>5798488
Clawdia

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>>5798488
Cirno

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>>5798488
Panty

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>>5798488
Regulus Corneas

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>>5798488
Maria and Harusame

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>>5798499
>she eats more of the burger
I don't know what you are talking about, it's yummy!

>>5798502
Exactly.

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>>5798502
What cuteness can get you in life?
A career as a world-famous idol. Didn't expect that, huh?
And I know because that's what the surveys and everyone else says. I have even claimed the title of cutest idol of all the cute idols.
But I doubt you even have a TV in your tank to have heard about those news. So are you going to give up now?

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>>5798520
Yeah, but you don't eat the wrapper as well! You'd papercuts in your mouth and all of that crap, I don't wanna think about it.
>He shivers.
Seriously, it doesn't bother you or anything? Do you just like eating paper or something?

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>>5798485
Scientifically proven?
...citation needed on that. Cute? Maybe, but...

Right. Well, I think I'll remember it anyway... Sachiko.

>>5798502
Oh. So there's one for me then...
Well, it'd be about stuff for them in particular, unless you know what they've been through yourself.

>>5798503
...Eh, it's sorta cool huh?
>she waves it a bit
Man, moving this thing is awkward...
>snap....snap snap
That's what effects do.

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>>5798537
That's what you think, I think this wrapper is like the shell of a hermit crab, you can eat both if you have a strong mouth.
>finishes her burger

>>5798546
Hey! Claw me! I wanna see if you have the strength!

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>>5798520
Don't you "exactly" me, you're not making any sense.
>>5798532
Don't underestimate what all I've made in my tanks.
Pfft. Idols? Who cares about singers? Only creeps. Meanwhile I'm actually doing something. I'm changing the very way my homeland works!
And besides, idols are also kinda known for ability to sing, you know that, right?
>>5798499
No I won't.
>She turns around and starts to walk off.
>>5798546
Eh, I just made a few spares, just in case. Original plan was for storage, but I made too many.
>She grins
And I worked with Meira and Matenshi for a long while, so I'd say I do, yeah. My contact...kinda only talks with me, though. Calling her shy around strangers is an understatement.

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>>5798488
Nowi

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>>5798488
Fujiwara no Mokou

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>>5798571
But paper is, like, REALLY thin. And tasteless. And I'm pretty sure it gets stuck in your mouth if it gets wet. Strong mouth or not... That's really weird and creepy, dude.
...D-Did you like it anyway, dude?
>>5798575
Yet you still turn around and leave. Cool, cool.

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>>5798488
General Grievous

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>>5798546
Of course! I will prove it! Just a moment...

>she takes out her phone and opens one of her many bookmarks, showing a news article about a survey result which states Sachiko is the cutest
See? Take a good long look at it.

>>5798575
Why wouldn't I know that, being an idol and all? I compete against hundreds of other idols, but you can roughly sort them into categories and I just happen to be the cutest.
How are you making a difference? By running people over with your death machine? That's just murder.
Meanwhile I can reach millions of people with my voice and actually make a difference.

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>>5798488
Orihara Izaya

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>>5798611
Oh, and you're so cocky about "just happening" to be something? Real humble of you, real humble.
And who said I killed? I'm going to single-handedly usher in a revolution of technology with my machines!

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>>5798575
Just like you~

>>5798593
Uh-ha! Thank you, thank you!

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>>5798571
...You're serious?
Welp...
>she thrusts her open claw forward, snapping it shut with as much strength as she can muster
HMN!

>>5798575
So...a samurai, a demon, and an engineer all met up... somehow...
You know, that sounds like a story you'd hear in some old game.

>>5798611
..Good job?
I dunno. Cuteness and all that... If you're born with it, it's not like anyone else can compete.
>shrug
It's just kind of the way someone's supposed to be. Doesn't seem like a big deal.

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>>5798660
But of course! The hero's not a meanie, now!
...Y'know, I was about to head to bed, but I realised that I forgot to ask for your name. If ain't too much trouble, can I have your name?

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>>5798488
E U R O B E A T

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>>5798663
>1 heart left
>she stands there with a claw lodged in her
No no, you did it wrong, snap it close when you hit impact with the baddie!

>>5798838
I'm Clawdia, see you later Hero!

I love you guys

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>>5798856
Now, now, it's only fair if I give you my name before I go to bed, yeah? Alfred Jones, known as the U.S.A.! Clawdia, huh? I think I may have heard of you before... You got my name memorised yet, dude?

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>>5798660
Hehehe...and also a magician my own age and a curse-spreading youkai, too, fighting for an evil spirit. You hear even crazier things back home, trust me.
You sure you still want to?
>>5798660
How am I not?

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>>5798856
Hey, how about I just save this for when the match starts....;

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>>5798663
I never said it was a big deal. You wanted proof and here it is.
That's right, I've been born with and never had to work for it. Nobody should even try to compete.
But you're not so bad, I could help you out if you want, free of charge.
>>5798653
It's really no big deal, you're just making it one. You don't have to try and be cuter than me, you know.
What else are tanks used for other than killing people? That's literally their only purpose.

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>>5798867
Alfred Jones! Yep, it is in my mind now.

>>5798878
I don't know, you don't really speak much sense.

>>5798895
Oh, okay.... Can you pull the claw out now?

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>>5798899
You're the one who rubbed it in from the get-go.
It's a symbol! A symbol of the power of technology!
>>5798901
I don't even think you're trying to understand....

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>>5798901
Sweet! You're gonna be seeing either me or Amelia around here often, so you better keep the hero's name in mind! This'll be where I retire for the night, actually. G'night! Have a good day, Clawdia!

And the hero hopes you all have a good day, too!

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>>5798878
Well, obviously I want to! I don't have much else to go to.
Besides, sounds like I'll hear some interesting stories in this case.

>>5798899
Jeez...
Er, with what...? Being cute? It's not really important to me right now..

>>5798901
>she removes the effect, her hand slipping out easily
Besides, I'm getting tired as is.

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>>5798912
May Avalon bless you with sweet dreams! Goodnight sir.

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>>5798912
>Later.
>>5798914
Right, well, I can show you to it whenever.
I guess it does beat out on just randomly sleeping on the floor in the middle of nowhere, huh?

9 more

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>>5798907
A symbol of the destructivity of war technology, a symbol of murder and oppression of innocent civilians.
Don't think I didn't listen in history class.
>>5798914
Yes, that. But I can also help you with your school work. I may not look like it, but I am also an ace student!

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>>5798930
Misaki

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>>5798930
Empress

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>>5798930
Cool ass doggo

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>>5798907
I really don't understand you.

>>5798912
Bye!

>>5798914
Me too, got anything fun to do?

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>>5798933
I don't really go to school. Not now...
But uh... sure. If I get back in.
Look... I'm just gonna get some sleep. So.. see you around, Sachiko.

>>5798927
Yeah... In fact, can you point me in it's general direction? I'm done here.

>>5798922
And before I go... thanks again.

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>>5798930
Squigly

O cannot believe the gall of some people. I was thinking of hosting with the deceived roster myself. It's wonderful to see like minded people here.

>>5798956
>O cannot

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>>5798930
Frederica Miyamoto

>>5798960
O cannot you see

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>>5798952
Sure, tell me how that situation has occured then.
Nighty night... Sabitsuki.

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>>5798960
Pardon any mistakes I may make. I just woke up.

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>>5798933
HAH! The history of the outside world isn't any concern of mine!
My machines'll stand for just how powerful technology can be. What has certain connotations where you're from has entirely different things where I'm from.
>>5798952
>There's a small POP and one of her little ghosts appears out of thin air
He'll show you the way. Just pick whatever's got an open door, alright?

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>>5798930
Sliver Queen

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>>5798952
It's not a problem Sabisuki... wait no, it's Sabitsuki. Anyways, it was only from the good will in my heart, that I helped you. So please, I would like to thank you for allowing me to help you.

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>>5798930
Ririchiyo

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>>5798952
Oh, and later.
>>5798950
What's so hard to understand?

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>>5798930
Yasuhiro Hagakure

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>>5798979
I kinda...forgot. My head is just filled with thoughts of blood...

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>>5798970
Oh, really?
Lecture me then, what are tanks used for, wherever you come from?
Like a throne? To show off you can sit on something big metallic?

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>>5798930
Tenshi

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>>5798987
...This is why it's so hard for me to keep a conversation with you, you know that?
>>5798991
Anything I want them to be, I'm the sole creator and user of them! To show how we don't have to live in the shadow of magic or faith, namely.
...And also I just happen to really like them.

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>>5799002
Then what are typical things you do with them?
And just in case magic exists, instead of 'living in the shadow of magic or faith', you are living in the shadow of an inches thick steel enclosure?
That sure shows them how free you can be.

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>>5798930
Emiya Kiritsugu

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>>5799024
Try and prove their worth.
"Just in case"? Oh, you're looking at an expert in the craft right here. And maybe I over-dramatized it there. It's more about proving how capable the hybridization of the two is.
Just what makes you think I live in them anyways!?

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>>5799002
No I don't know that, I just don't know how to talk to normal people.

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>>5799037
Do I come off as "normal" to you?

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This tool can be quite inconvenient at times. With most of the roster asleep. I should blast through this.

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>>5799055
I mean if normal was short, yeah.

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>>5799057
We're starting?

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This is HG radio coming to you live!
And a daily reminder that hoshi is a faggot!
https://youtu.be/XTgFtxHhCQ0

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>>5799057
Let us begin. Good luck to everyone.
>>5799064
Yes we are. I'll host another after this is over.

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>>5799071
Who put me on this plane when I was asleep

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>>5799057
Yeah, you probably should. This place, sometimes.
>>5799060
HEY! I'm a lot more than just short!
>>5799071
Should be easy enough.

>>5799068
>If I mention Hoshi people will like my gimmick

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>>5799071
Be careful with your wandering eyes.

>>5798984
DUDE

>>5799077
People will hate anything where Hoshi is mentioned.

The guy's cancer.

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>>5799034
You amke a killing machine and then try to prove its worth without using them as a killing machine?
No wonder you haven't succeeded.
And it's just a logical conclusion. You want to use a tank to prove how you don't have to live in shadows or something like that. But in order to use a tank, you have to get inside of it and make sure nothing can reach inside, effectively locking you into an even bigger shadow than magicians who can freely walk around. Not like they exist anyways.

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>>5799082
I honestly don't know why there's a button for that.

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>>5799093
The eight remaining must be elated to have survived that.

Someone give me an Italian mobster first and last name. A nickname would be nice too.

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>>5799085
Killing is only a side-effect, I have to kick their ass in the first place. And I'll have you know I only live in it when I'm too lazy to head back to my hideout.
And of, you really don't believe that magic exists, huh? You really are a skeptic?

>>5799084
No, dumbass, if people hate on Hoshi they automatically get points.

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>>5799101
You cannot get sloppy in times like these.

>>5799102
Big dick, big balls

>>5799102
Giorno Giovanna
nickname should be GioGio

Post

Friends

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>>5799112
>>5799112
His laid back appearance may be just to deceive you.
>>5799102
All I can think of is the Medicis.

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>>5799127

Which ava have you fapped to the most?

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>>5799101
Good thing I don't really need that.
>>5799112
I want that damn disk thing!
>>5799127
...Nice try, genius.

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>>5799071
Producer-san?
...who is this?

>>5799104
Mhm, of course. Good luck with that, maybe if you hide for long enough they will starve.
Magic doesn't exist, that's a fact.

>>5799112
I just want to eat... mine and hers.

>>5799127
Woah, what a creep. That was a close one.

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>>5799123
>>5799125

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>>5799127
Yes I know she has blue hair, is there any information you can tell me?

>>5799135
Kyoko Sakura

>>5799084
Nobody cares what you think.

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>>5799130