HG thread The feast was a great one tonight.

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>>5795833
State called Minnesota! One of the only teams named after their state insteada their city, more cause they got their two big cities right next to each other, so, can't really pick one.

>>5795805
Always seems to catch y'all by surprise when I got those.

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>>5795833
Because whatever language it is makes it hard to spell. I know it's starts with an s
>>5795790
Not the word I was looking for but that could work.

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>>5795872
Want a list of places I recommend when you stalk someone?

ⅎ℧₡₭
₩Å⅁℺₦

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>>5795907
No, it'd just be a repeat of spots I already know.

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>>5795902
Any other ideas for it? Truthfully I can't think of an alternative.

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>5795799 (Saki)
The fourth wall? Well... Kinda, sorta, not really, but also yes. It's hard to explain. You ever played a video game before, dude? Read a book? Watched a stage play? If the answer to any of those is "Yes", then lemme tell ya, you're gonna have a good time finding out what the fourth wall is!
>>5795805
I've got a lot to say, but I never really say what I want to. It's a weird life at times.
>Alfred opens the can of beer he was given earlier and drinks it, looking around.
Well, everyone here is pretty mean at times. Maybe it's because my ego's larger than the Sun itself, but people are very mean to me at times. Who knows?
I can't say that I've killed anyone for looking at me the wrong way, but I don't think you're selfish. Putting your needs before others may be a bit off putting, but as long as you aren't petty about it and try to help others at times, I think you'll be fine! Don't listen to me, though. I'm arrogant, a bit self-centered... I'm not the guy you come to for that.
>>5795754 (Schrodinger)
I dunno, my friend. I may or may not have met you before, but perhaps you've met a gal named... Amelia. Heard of anyone called that, or am I being delusional?
>>5795907
B-Belarus? Is that you? Please tell me it isn't.

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>>5795940
>>5795799
D-Damnit, I feel so dumb right now...

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>>5795907
>>5795931
Alright. Just don't be afraid of using garbage cans.

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>>5795844
You had two of you!

>>5795846
I have a message to deliver!

>>5795885
Oh you are from America! I figured as much!

>>5795902
But why do you need to write down my name? You aren't a spy are you?

>>5795940
Yes! I met her! She was mischievous.

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>>5795938
Nah, unhinged is great. I guess you could also call it a superpowered evil side.
>>5795956
That's stupid. Who would I be a spy for?

ÅB₵₫

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>>5795956
As is for every American, amirite? Did she every speak about someone named "Alfred"? Blond hair, blue eyes, has a cowlick representing Nantucket...?

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>>5795956
Hm.. So I did, it seems it's not so anymore..

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>>5795950
Death really sucks at chess.

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>>5795956
Well, I live there now, but I'm actually from Toronto.

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>>5795956
To whom, exactly?
>>5795972
>She frowns faintly
It's not "evil", even if it looks unsettling, you know. I'm still in control of myself, after all.
...Ultimately.

I

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>>5795940
Well... Yes, my answers to a lot of those were yes!

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>>5795989
After all he's done for you?

2℻

₪goyim₪

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>>5795940
Being arrogant and self-centered is what got me to this new found glory of leisure. Of course I'll listen to you; every arrogant person needs at least one shot at listening.

Also... who fucking cares if they're mean to you, does it really matter at all? Maybe it's just a flaw, but that's what they're all uppity about. Be yourself, be annoying take yourself into account and accept who you are! The annoying ole' Alfred. I don't mind one bit, because that works well into my favor and be mean to you. It's banter that's all it is, it won't effect you ten years into the future.

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>>5795994
My comedy can be pretty bad at times. I know Ariel. What I don't know is why use it? You don't look like you like it?

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>>5796017
Winner's coming soon.

>>5795972
Anyone! Or the British!

>>5795977
Nope. Never heard of you until now.

>>5795985
What happened? Did he run away?

>>5795992
It's all the same to me. Whats the difference?

>>5795994
That's top secret!



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>>5796052
Oops

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>>5796041
Ahem...it's a sore issue. Apologies.
...It's our people's specialty. And it is me at my greatest, like it or not. It'd simply be a foolish thing to not make use of it.
>>5796052
Tch. Well, don't expect any help, then.
If it's so secret, you likely shouldn't tell anyone of it in the first place.

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>>5796017
Oh.

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>>5796049
Winner's coming next.

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>>5796052
Between Canada and the US? Hell of a lot, really. Too much to go into much detail without borin you to death.

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>>5796049
Careful, Hero, that guy spells trouble.

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>>5796003
Well, here's how the fourth wall goes; when you play a game, the game's set in another universe, right? Like, they never talk about what it's like here? If they were to interact with you, that's called breaking the fourth wall!
...I'd need to show you an example to thoroughly explain it. Or am I breaking it right now for actually talking about it?
>>5796036
Yet only a few give me the time of day to listen to how the hero works; you're a cool guy, Shenlong! It's gotta be said, since you actually wanted to listen to me!
Well, it just kinda chips away at me when I'm reminded about my reputation here, but you've got a point there. Why should I care what they say if I'm the hero? Heroes don't care what people say about them, all they do is get the job done! It's just banter, so I should just laugh it off and move on with my life, right?
>>5796052
...But... When she introduced herself, didn't she say she was Amelia/Alfred? Like, she said that, didn't she?

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>>5796067
>she's already writing down what she hears
I see. And you say not all of your tribe is your like? I wonder what happens to them then.
>>5796052
Wouldn't British just be with- Anyway, I'm not with either of them.

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Something happened. I have to go. Sorry.

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>>5796052
Something like that, yeah.

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>>5796049
>>5796085
Hush, dude, the hero's totally got this! I'll beat up any bad guy that tries to hurt me, and that's a hero's promise, got it?
>>5796109
Ooh, damn, that ain't good. Come back when you're able to, alright? See ya later!

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>>5796109
That's OK dude, peace!

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>>5796081
The final day of Halloween.

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>>5796109
Ah, alright, have a good evening.

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>>5796127
NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! THE HERO WINS AGAIN~! Thank you for hosting, dude!

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>>5796117
>>5796127
Huh, I guess you were right.

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>>5796127
Great job Alfred.
>>5796109
It's cool. Later, cat boy.

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>>5796127
Congratulations America!
Thank you very much for hosting!

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>>5796141
Congrats Alfred, and thanks for hostin

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>>5796103
...Hm? I'm not certain what you mean.
>>5796109
Farewell.
>>5796141
Hmh. Congratulations, then. And thank you, Mizore.

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>>5796086
Yeah. Exactly laugh it off the next day! Heros are bold, tenacious...and whatever....you're doing a great job being heroic already, not really....

wait hold on a second?

Shouldn't you be doing heroic duties or some shit, instead of talking to an alcoholic like me?

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>>5796141
Cause of most deaths: Tracking down and killing others in a group.

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>>5796086
I'm not too sure about that. All this talk seems kinda... Dangerous.
Oh yeah, congratulations on winning the game.

>>5796141
And thanks for hosting.

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>>5796157
Thanks, and all that.

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>>5796152
Just me talking to myself mostly. You said that not everyone there is not like you with your vibes. So I wonder how they are when they are 'unhinged.'
>>5796149
>>5796144
>>5796152
>>5796158
>>5796175
Thanks for thanking me. I think I'm done for now.

>>5796157
thanks for hosting

>>5796157
Thanks for hosting mate

WHERE NEW HOST

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>>5796136
What can I say? The hero NEVER breaks a promise, no matter what it is! You can always depend on me to get a job done!
>>5796153
But of course! The guy you're talking to right now was destined to be the hero with the attitude he has! Of course, I'm just bragging at this point; another heroic trait!
...Well, I really don't have much to be doing at the moment. I've got a lot of things in my mind, but I have no current duties to attend to. And besides, it's always a joy to come here and talk to people!
>>5796158
Don't worry, the hero isn't THAT dumb. He won't cause anything bad to happen, and if he does, he can always fix it right back up to where we were before! I AM the hero, after all~!
Oh, and thank you!
>>5796144
>>5796149
>>5796152
>>5796158
DURUFU~! Thank you all for participating, and the hero hopes you all have a great day! There's always next time, after all! NAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!

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>>5796157
>thanks the host while trying to pull an arrow out of her head

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JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS

HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD

GOD DAMN HURRY THE FUCK UP

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>>5796200
Soooo you're not really much of a hero at all?

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>>5796178
Ahem...not all of them are effected like that, truthfully.
...Nor most of them. They may make use of the rituals, but....

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>>5796215
...Okay, maybe my history isn't all that bloodless and maybe I'm a bit lazy at times, but in a war, you can expect me to be there to save the day!

>>5796225
>>5796228
>>5796236
Hello aliens

>>5796260
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>>5796221
That's interesting .B ut...

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>>5796236
>∑

>>5796260
BUYDORITOSANDMOUNTAINDEWEARTHLING

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>>5796242
Yet you're killing someone, huh... that's some heroic trait.

do you ever see something so bad that you can't stop looking at it

>>5796225
The numbers mason.

>>5796260
Пpивeт и тeбe.

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>>5796279
Well, not directly. I'm the personification of America, after all, and it isn't really all that... Peaceful at times. Still, that doesn't make me violent! Just the representation of a country that's... Less than desirable at the moment.

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>>5796283
Yes, it's why I always stare at myself in the mirror whenever I get an opportunity to.

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>>5796265
Typically, the effects are nowhere near as drastic. My sister, for one, is, well...utterly unnoticeably changed, in ways of attitude.
>She coughs and looks away.

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>>5796200
I remember someone with your attitude. Wish he was still here...

>Quite frankly, I don't know if Asriel exists in Littletale, so whatever.

>>5796306
That's rude, I've masturbated to you a lot.

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>>5796302
...what?
>He blinks.

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>>5796325

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>>5796325
O-Oh. Thank youuuu?

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>>5796283
Yeah, it's called your RP, anon.

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>>5796302
I didn't forget.
>>5796312
Why do you think that happens? I mean if you don't mind me asking.

>>5796337
No, thank you!

>>5796286


͛ the boy who lived͛

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>>5796322
Hey, hey, don't get all down about it, dude. Keep your head up high; you've got a lot to be happy about!
>From what I can tell, I don't think Asriel would exist in Littletale since everyone's aged down. At best, he'd probably be a kid. Geddit?
>>5796329
...W-What? America's been going through a rough time lately, that's all. The presidential elections, the recent threats with Russia... It hasn't been going too well lately, but I can bounce back from it!
>>5796342
IT'S BEAUTIFUL! NAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! Thank you so much, miss! I'll hang it up on my wall so I can see it whenever I'm feeling down! Thank you for hosting, once again!

∞͛

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>>5796345
May I request something of you, anon?

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>>5796342
...I wouldn't presume to know. I wouldn't really want to, either, truth be told. I'd assume it's a mental matter, if anything.

>>5796366
Maybe.

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>>5796355
...

Alfred...

...are you on crack?

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>>5796355
You're right. I got Tori. She's pretty great.

>Ahhhh, that was Sans-levels of puns. Also, I think they may be aged down, but I think that goes for all characters, regardless of actual age. Iunno. AUs are weird.

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>>5796369
C-Could you deletethoseimagesofmeimmedieatelyoffofwhatevertheyresavedon

MAKE HOST FUCKIN FAGGOTS

>>5796381
I must respectfully decline but I promise never to post them anywhere.

∞͕͇͛

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>>5796370
...No, and I'm sure I ain't drunk, either. What's the matter?
>>5796375
Yeah! You've got her to fall back on-- Ooh, "she"? Are you two friends, or are you best friends? Yhe hero's interested!
>I'm good at them, what can I say? Anyway, aged down would go for all of them, but it seems to be set before the war happened from what I can tell. I dunno, I haven't actually played Undertale before, so I'm a bit lost on a few subjects surrounding the AUs.

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>>5796403
Works for me! I'm just really scared of any possible future outcome of me being blackmailed or something due to those with the possesion of those yucky images wanting to mess me up n' stuff.

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>>5796408
Never mind man.

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>>5796386
Wait about 16 hours.

I'll get one of the red haired ladies on the phone, show you a good time. If you're really desperate, I might even make it in about 6 hours but you gotta show me the love.

>>5796430
Kill yourself cuck.

>>5796430
gtfo

Sometimes you guys can be a real pain in the ass but in the end I still love you.

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>>5796420
I mean, if you say so, Shenlong. If something's the matter, you can always tell me about it, y'know?
>>5796443
I love you as well, Anon! Never forget that!

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>>5796408
H-Hey! That's kinda personal, but if you gotta know, we're pretty good friends.

...She is really cute, though.

>I checked mudkipful's Tumblr, (she is pretty much the driving force behind Littletale) and Asriel and Chara are both in the AU it seems. She also made her last post about a month ago, saying that she was having a tough time and needed to go to the hospital. I hope she's alright.

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>>5796443
Love you too, anon!

>>5796417
Hindsight's always 20/20 but don't worry about it. You'd be wise to not take any more until you're 18, at which point you should take a ton more and post them.

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>>5796430
>why does his face look like it's made of granite

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>>5796435
>>5796439
Why don't you guys ever have anything nice to say? You RP an asshole and you actually get treated like one OOC. Well, I'll tell ya, there plenty of people who play nice that are some real motherfuckers.

>>5796456
Because of years of RPing granite.

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>>5796448
I don't care, I really don't care. I drank too fucking much.

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So, how about a song? Your answer is irrelevant, I'm an idol.
https://youtu.be/8e1bTsd-gqs

>>5796464
You don't RP anything. Kill yourself you autistic cuck.

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>>5796474
I'm RPing an OOC community cancer right now. Thanks for RPing with we. It's never complete without a hoarde of red hot chili pricks dancing around my every post.

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>>5796453
I'm not gonna take any more period. But hey, you're right about that. Hopefully it'll disappear in the few hard drives of some people's computers and, like the ocean floor in the ring of fire, be buried under a large, moving plate.

>>5796482
So you're RPing you as a person? Congratulations cuck.

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>>5796482
>Red hot chili
oh my god I wanna eat a spicy red pepper so bad now thank you hoshi

>>5796464
Because you fuckin idiot

>>5796482
I want to fuck that cactus

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>>5796443
Yes, yes.

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>>5796470
It's a lil late, don't you think?

>>5796484
Good plan. And don't say bad things about yourself like: >>5796306, you're really pretty. I'm going to go fap to you now so please have a good night, Tricky.

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>>5796443
>comes out of shadows
>hugs
>returns

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>>5796449
The hero's got a reputation for sticking his nose into everybody's business, y'know. He's a kid at heart, what can he say? "Pretty good friends", hm? Like, are we talking good friends, or REAL good friends~?
>Ooh, man, that doesn't sound too good. I hope she's alright as well, even if I just heard of her situation now. As for Littletale... AUs are really weird, man. Are Asriel and Chars both babies or anything?
>>5796466
You drank too much? Crap, do you want me to get you anything? I mean, you must be feeling real tired now, yeah? Don't want you to pass out on me or anything.
>>5796470
...This song reminds me of someone for some reason. I dunno who, but it's striking me as real familiar and I'm a bit cautious about it...

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>>5796470
Alright?

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>>5796492
I can grow a moustache and fag a furry version of myself you like so much anon. Why are you so angry? You're not someone who gets angry for no reason when you see people, I'd like to believe. Maybe it's something you said that triggers this emotional response in you. I would like to know the reason so I can find better ways to improve my RP and further and spill fire ants down your cunt.

>>5796496
What? Grammar, my boy. Basics of RP.

>>5796493
It's the best kind of sauce.

>>5796506
No it's mine. You have to be in my secret Discord to fuck it.

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>>5796516
Oh, so you're saying a softer song? Hmm.. I can manage that.
>>5796521
Hmm.. I wonder who? Is it a country?
>>5796526
Alright! Those scars..

>>5796530
Haхyй иди, кopoчe, пeтyх ёбaный.

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>>5796521
I, uh...I kinda wanna be REAL good friends with her...

>Nah, they just look even more like kids. I think a better name for the AU would be "Chibitale", frankly, since "Littletale" gives off a "everybody's regressed X amount of years" vibe.

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>>5796521
Pass out on you? Yeah the crack's kickin' in.
>>5796539
What about my scars?

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>>5796539
Uh, or like, maybe no song? Softer is fine if you gotta get it outta your system I guess.

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>>5796541
Zayra's a fucking dyke.

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>>5796518
Couldn't miss tossing in a self deprivation joke, but you aren't the first to give me that constructive criticism.
H-Have a good night too, anon.
[spoilers] god dammit [/spoilers]

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>>5796530
Well fuck you, I'm going to fuck it anyways!
>Proceeds to fuck the cactus

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>>5796554
Deprecation*

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>>5796560
>Concentrates my RP onto the cactus so the it doesn't revert back into it's original form as you use it

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I'm gonna RP a nap at work, fuck I'm sleep deprived.

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>>5796561

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>>5796539
Hm... Now that I think about it, yes, it does remind me of country. He's loud, a bit self-centered, amd has difficulty making friends. Who do you think it could be, Kaito?
>>5796547
DURUFU~! The hero knew it! If France was here right now, he'd be dying from the cuteness! Dude, please tell me you're gonna ask her if you can be best friends with her!
>Yeah, Littletale makes it sound a bit... I dunno, like it's an AU where everyone's a toddler, like you said. Chibitale would make a lot more sense. Kinda reminds me of Chibitalia, but that's not too important. Point is, Chibitalia would be a better name.
>>5796550
What do you mean by that, dude? I told you, I'm not on crack. I'm a clean man, and I pride myself on that!

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>>5796530
That's where you're wrong, starboy. Booce's sauce happens to be the tastiest AND best kind.

>>5796575
What does this mean

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>>5796581
Chibitale would be a better name.
The hero makes mistakes, yes, but who doesn't?

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>>5796550
They ruin the natural beauty of your face, it is saddening.
>>5796551
Ah.. I see... It's fine with no sing then.
>>5796581
Um.. Maybe.. Actually I don't know, who?

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>>5796591
I appreciate it man, but at least it got the words flowin

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>>5796591
I dunno, dude. He's arrogant, speaks in an obnoxious tone, is loud, can't make friends all that well, and has a brother. You sure you wouldn't have a clue who it is?

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>>5796581
I, I might. I'm kinda scared, though. She might laugh at me.

>Y'know, I had no idea Chibitalia is a thing, but I'm completely unsurprised it is.

RP MASTER CERA, PLEASE NOTICE ME!

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>>5796581
You just called yourself earlier a personification of America, how are you not on drugs?
>>5796591
It's a piece of history. Natural beauty of my face? You swooning me or something.

What about if I host veryhighdeathly Stalker-mode?

>>5796615
>Yukine

>>5796636
Implying I am that retard with shit wrestling taste

>>5796636
kek

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>>5796606
Hmm.. That's probably why I did it, I'm a little out of it.
>>5796611
Ah... I'm terrible geography, also terrible at negative traits man.
>>5796622
Haha, no, just all natural made things have a certain beauty to them.

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>>5796614
It's simple, kid! All you have to do is walk up to her, ask her if you can borrow her for a sec, and then tell her you'd like to be best friends! The hero knows this'll work, although he has a hard time making friends...
>Would you believe me if I said that Chibitalia's a part of the episodes? I'd be happy to elaborate on them if you're interested.
>>5796622
C'mon, man, you're asking me that when you're HERE of all places? There's a girl that has a flying tank shaped like an eye; I'm normal compared to her!
...Besides, the Netherlands' usually the guy that's on drugs, if I recall correctly. I'm a clean man!
>>5796653
Well, lemme help ya with who I've got in mind; his name? He's Germany's brother! A "dead" nation, but a nation nonetheless! Who is he?
Prussia!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o-P5Y1QQHQ

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>>5796653
Figured as much man, don't worry. Happens to all of us. Least it was at 2:15 in the mornin insteada at a concert or somethin

I wonder if people ever think of me outside of HG.

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>>5796667
Well, if the hero knows it will work, it's gotta work for me! Thanks!

>Thanks for the offer, but I never really cared much for anime, so I don't think I'd enjoy it.

>>5796627
Ok then :/

>>5796627
>>5796708
Nah man go for it, didn't see the post

>>5796584
>Hugs the Tricky

Are you still going to play CaH this weekend?

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>>5796653
...you sound like a creep, no not like, you are one.
>>5796667
What am I saying? I'm a mess too.

...
Girl with a flying tank? That doesn't sound so weird! You'd be weirded out by a freaking deranged werechameleon scientist.

>>5796702
Probably not.

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>>5796667
Oh.. I've only heard his name once before I believe, sorry for not knowing I suppose.
>>5796676
Your time is a couple hours ahead though, besides there haven't been many concerts lately, least for me.
>>5796725
Haha, not like I haven't heard that before, don't worry about it.

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>>5796712
Glad to see somebody is interested

WAITING FOR 24 HABAR SEEKERS

>>5796702
Hell I try not to think about you when you're here.

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>>5796748
Leysritt

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>>5796748
Gishki Ariel

I missed it as well.

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>>5796748
Spangebab

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>>5796748
Andrew Wiggins

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>>5796743
I'm stating facts, I'm not worried at all.
>>5796748
Shenlong

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>>5796748
Aleyah

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>>5796748
Baki Hanma

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>>5796748
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>5796706
Trust me on this; the hero knows his stuff like the back of his hand! If this doesn't work, then nothing else will!
...Still, it's be for the best if you had backups just in case you mess up somehow. Give her some food to win her over!
>It's cool, man. Everyone's got different tastes, after all; I was just gonna talk about it, but you do you and all of that.
>>5796725
Everyone here's a mess; the calmest of people here are hiding something underneath the facade.
...Well, when you say it like that, then she seems like an Average Joe in comparison! How do you know about somebody like that?
>>5796743
Hey, hey, it's cool, don't worry about it! I was actually joking because I was alluding to me at first, but then I switched who it was at the last second! It's a good joke!
...Y-Yeah, a joke...

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>>5796748
Koyomi Araragi

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>>5796748
Emiya Kiritsugu

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>>5796748
Littletale Asgore

>Maybe I should change it to Chibitale from now on...

>>5796763
>Thanks for understanding.

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>>5796748
Maria and Harusame

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>>5796743
That don't sound too hot. Business doin alright man?

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>>5796748
Jacket

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>>5796748
Sleepy porn

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>>5796748
Sheriff

>>5796777
>Cuddles

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>>5796748
Eggman-kun

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>>5796748
Imam Shamil

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>>5796748
Lord Beerus

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>>5796748
Strakler

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>>5796748
> Glad to see somebody is interested

> WAITING FOR 24 HABAR SEEKERS
Pepe

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>>5796748
Wojaknight

>>5796798
>>5796789
>>5796785
>>5796779
Дoбpo, эт ты чтoль?

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>>5796748
Regulus Corneas

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>>5796748
Mfw

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>>5796763
Trust me... he's not the only obnoxious person in my world; everyone's obnoxious, I gotta' pick my poison correctly.

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>>5796748
Nyasha

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>>5796782
..Hmrf....
>Humps

>>5796777
>Fugs

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>>5796748
Kaito

>>5796810
No girl, no humping. Just sleeping.
>Drapes an arm over

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>>5796771
>No problem, man.
>>5796807
Well, everyone's obnoxious in some way or another. Some're just more obnoxious than the others! Pick your fights wisely and you'll live to see another day; wise words from Alfred Jones!

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>>5796802

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>>5796758
M or F?

Check that I don't forget someone

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>>5796758
Facts? But I'm not really creepy, only a few people feel that way about me.
>>5796763
That's... You really shouldn't think that way about yourself man, you have a good heart, though you might need to show it a little more.
>>5796775
Oh no, it's doing fine, we just had a big old convention for all of us a bit ago, we're just getting ready for our next outing.

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>>5796818
I've dealt with the worst of the worst, yeah I'll took those words into account.
>>5796834
Male.

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Night y'all

>>5796834
Swap me >>5796757 out for Kaito >>5796814
And dont let him deny the swap neither.

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>>5796706
>>5796818
>Looking back I think I came off as more of a dick than I meant to be. I just didn't want you to waste time typing up a lot about a subject I don't think I would be interested in.

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>>5796813
>moans fuckingly
>>5796816
hm...fine anon...just dont kick me in my sleep, deal?

>>5796843
kys Wiggins

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>>5796368
I see. That's all I got for you know. I would like to continue but it's becoming hard to speak to anyone yet again.
>she reaches into her pocket and fetches several lollipops
I hope you understand.

>>5796848
>Nibbles your ear and licks face

>>5796848
Deal.
>Holds close as he drifts to sleep

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>>5796808
H-how do I ship with this girl?

>>5796834
Пoчeмy ты yбpaл Дoбpo-cтaлкepa?

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Allright now?

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>>5796843
You're not really going to bed are you?

>>5796852
Is the source of Stalk-Chan any good?

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>>5796839
Why are you talking to me? Go! You're ruining the view.

>>5796863
He yбpaл, a зaбыл eмy дeфoлтнyю aвy cмeнить
Щa вcё нopм

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>>5796852
Hm...? Thank you, Mizore. And I won't keep you, of course, I understand perfectly.
>She smiles faintly, and offers a nod.
Farewell.

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>>5796834
Most of those are human garbage dont bother host

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>>5796864
Unless someone objects, it looks fine to me.

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>>5796839
The problem is thst I mess up too much for me to even show it! I've got a big heart, but my personality covers it up with arrogance amd all of that! I'm not blind to what others think of me, and that's just something that's hard to come to terms with.
...D-Damnit, I'm not supposed to be feeling down! Please sing a happy song, will you?
>>5796842
Uh-huh, you're talking to the worst of the worst! Take them into account and pass them off as your own; you'll get heaps of respect that way. The hero's smart like that, he'll tell you that much!
>>5796847
>Once again, it's cool. I've got a lot of knowledge about it, but I don't really think anyone would be interested in it from an outsider's perspective. I mean, I could spend hours and hours talking about it, but I wouldn't want to keep you if you weren't all that interested in it.

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>>5796843
Doubt you're going to sleep.
>>5796866
>Manga's way better than the anime. If you have to watch it, just watch the first season only. It's Rosario Vampire.
>>5796878
If I see you any time this week, I will drop her in quickly.But yeah, later Ariel. That goes for the rest as well.

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>>5796868
Jeez, fine, I'll try you again some other time I suppose.
>>5796897
A happy song huh? Alright, let me think for a second, but for right now maybe try a couple less pranks, that could help.

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Oookay here we go.
Eng isn't my native language, so there are some dumb mistakes in the custom-mode.

Stalkers arrive to the Cordon, border territory of the Chernobyl Zone, full of anomalies, mutants and the most dangerous creatures - humans.

>>5796882
>>5796887
It's my the first time hosting here. What is the problem?

>>5796919
Later, Stalk-Chan

>kissu

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>>5796882
I knew I'd smelled dung from a mile away. Hey monkey boy.
>>5796897
...you, the worst? You really, really, really don't stand a chance with the degree of obnoxiousness I've dealt with. You're not smart, neither are you a hero! You're an American!
>>5796924
Good riddance.

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>>5796897
>Sounds like me with Undertale, hahah.

>>5796928
>Oh, I have no problem. Sorry if the av pic+post combo came off as negative. Didn't mean for that to happen.

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>>5796928
My phone's lacking a signal here, oh well. Hey mister driver...mister driver?

Welp I'm lost again.

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>>5796928
Haha, finally a normal start.

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>>5796937
Clearly you were smelling the remains of your own taste. I bathe as regulary as any person should, stupid human.

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Looks like Duty propaganda works well. And the Arena too

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>>5796919
Farewell!
>>5796924
A couple less pranks? Dude, I'm just so over the mean-spirited ones right now. And I'm so over this situation I've got going on with everyone else. I wish I could say my honest feelings, but if I were to go on a rant, you-know-who would probably pop in for the sake of it being an "Oh snap" moment. I'm... Gah! I'm just so frustrated at everything!
>>5796937
Yes, I'm an American! I'm as obnoxious as they come; the only person that can come to my level is Prussia, and he's a "dead" nation! I would be happy to prove to you how obnoxious I could be, but then I'd probably annoy you more than I wanted to...
>>5796940
>It's how it goes for everyone, amirite? Get them to gush about something and it'll go for hours.

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>>5796928
Don't listen to the white monkey, Host. He has autism.
You're doing great.

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>>5796919
I'll keep an eye out. Farewell again.
>>5796928
Who...? Perhaps I can just trade this.
>That person was just making an in-character remark.

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>>5796960
Not the first time I've tried to grab an artifact and it just kinda goes away...

>>5796961
>Definitely.

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>>5796965
Dad! I got my finger caught in this soda bottle!
>Shows now puffed up finger caught in a glass bottle
H-help.

>>5796882
Can you just jump down a cliff already, Baron?

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>>5796960
Anything to help my country I suppose.
>>5796961
Who would pop in? But really just go ahead and tell everyone, it should be fine, why don't you start with me? Oh, but after a song!
https://youtu.be/KzIpwlDVY1U

>>5796861
what

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>>5796949
You forgot about me? Well that's no less expected from a poo slinging chimpanzee.

No really you smell rancid -- like maggots slithering out of own dunghole rancid.
>>5796961
Try me.

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>>5796986
I-i want to ask that pretty lady out on a date....Can you help me find her?

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Ariel found Compass artifact at the first day. Luckely, it quite a rare!

Poarn becomes prey of Cheeke-Breekers.

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>>5796960
Fresh bait! Come n get it!

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>>5796998
>He cannon kicks the ever living shit of the door, breaking through with ease.

Hello? Oh!

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>>5796997

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>>5796971
>Especially if it's about a topic that everyone can relate to.
>>5796982
Rika. If I were to go on a huge tirade about her, she'd probably pop in just so I can scramble about trying to pick up the pieces. I'll tell you more after this.
>Alfred listens to the song, slowly calming down quite a bit.
Man, that made me feel better, but I'm still a bit miffed at a few things. Anyway, about what I was talking before... It's that the entirety of the world is against me just because I stabbed her in the back.
>>5796995
NAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! The hero'd totally be happy to prove to you how obnoxious and annoying he can be, even if he probably failed right now by telling you he would be happy to, so it wouldn't be sincere! DURUFU~!

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>>5796998
Alphys' lab is great for that! It's really neato, even if it smells like ramen all the time. Oh, and there's anime everywhere. And there's a buncha empty soda cans everywhere, and paper, and there's no sunlight...

Maybe it's not so neato after all.

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>>5796981
Firstly, Im not baron, if you see that human filth tell him that yourself. Secondly, do us all a favour and just give up now.
>>5796995
Enough with the shit jokes Shenlong, the next time I hear someone say that again, I will break them!

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Massive mutant-eliminating raids. Pseudodog population greatly decreased. And Shenlong is grilled in the anomalous stream of fire

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>>5796998
Feel lucky I'm here.
>>5797034
You shall not pass.

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>>5797023
>He cringes when he heard you laugh.
...I feel like transforming all of a sudden, man! Phew!
>>5797028
Just joking around with you lil' dude! So how's world domination coming along?

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That raid for artifacts becomes the last for near the half of all stalkers

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>>5796980
>Kiritsugu pulls out his contender, and loads a bullet into the hand cannon.
>He then points the gun at the soda.
Hold still son. I'm going to destroy the bottle.

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>>5797023
Well... She seems to be a special case, she's like ah.. Ah! A turtle with a sensitive shell! You gotta be extra careful is all, besides the reason she felt betrayed means that she trusted you right?
>>5797034
This is somehow relaxing..

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>>5797053
Hah-hah, got mine! No stupid dog this time!

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>>5797048
Eh? Oh that! Steady progress
>>5797054
>>5796980
>pushes his son so hiritsugu shoots his only child

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The PDA network stalker list shortened for 11 positions

>>5797070
Hи oднoгo из мoих. Бля, oхyeннo.

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>>5797054
>Holds my hand as still as I can
J-just don't take the finger with it, Dad.....

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Calm night at the Zone

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>>5797064
Wow! I just witnessed murder. It's coming along well I see, keep up the good work.

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>>5797048
>Alfred just shrugs, finsihing off the last of his beer can.
It's a natural trait I have, what can I say? Did I do well enough to annoy you, or should I try a LITTLE bit harder on that front? I'll be happy to try again just for you!
>>5797053
Aw, man, c'mon! I healed you and then you kill me? This is so totally rude, dude--
>>5797058
Trusted me? Please, she says that she talks to me because she has nothing better to do, and I wouldn't be surprised if she does talk to me out of pity or amusement. And she told Amelia that she'll never forgive me; that implies that she cared for me in the first place.
...Here's the thing, though; it's not that she hates me now. It's that pretty much everyone here hates me now just for stabbing her.

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>>5797064
>Only

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>>5797085
...Alright.

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>>5797089
>He starts chuckling manically.

Go all out!

nya~

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The Marked One opens X-18 lab!

And it seems that he loot the majority of valuable loot. The only remaining artifact picked by Pepe killed him with deadly emission

>>5797106
>пya

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>>5797104
NAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! You're dealing with forces you couldn't POSSIBLY understand, Shenlong! My obnoxiousness, combined with my annoying personality, is simply a recipe for disaster! Are you sure you want me to go all out?

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>>5797124
YES! GO AHEAD!

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Unfortunatelly, the low-quality vodka is common thing in the Zone.

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>>5797089
I pretty much ignore things done in the arena, they don't really reflect on what we'd actually do, but you're very naive America!
Subtly is the name of the game with most people around here, I don't think she minds talking to you.

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>>5797090
>im tired
>>5797086
Well...thanks

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>>5797064
>Kiritsugu stumbles, and turns around to face the monkey.
>Kiritsugu shoots the monkey with his handcannon straight in the head.

>>5797082
>Kiritsugu turns around from the monkey corpse and loads the Contender again, and points it at the soda again.
Sorry about that.
Hopefully nobody interrupts us this time again.
>Kiritsugu shoots the bottle.

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The great variety of artifact influences. Some of them kills their owner, some of them save lifes.

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Burned Asgore is SAVED by fellow stalkers

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>>5797132
BUT OF COURSE, MY FRIEND! All I need is a thesaurus so I can use it to look up synonyms for "dumb" and we're all set!
>He reaches behind his back and pulls out a thesaurus, grinning.
Are you ready, you insensate peasant? Oh, who am I kidding, of COURSE you're ready to talk to the hero! It's only natural, after all~
>>5797138
Yeah, big problem there; she listens to 'em, and she acts on 'em. That's the whole reason this mess started in the first place; I was frustrated, the bait was there, and I did the dumb thing and take it. That clever bastard...
...She didn't mind talking to me back then, but now? She says she'll KILL me until I decide not to come back. What do I do, man? She acts like I'm a monster for stabbing her and being mean about it when she did the same to that "Blackfish' fella that Ivan was told about!

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>>5797166
Hey, thanks guys for helping me not die.

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>>5797166
...Worthless.

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>>5797175
...Y...WHE...WHERE'D YOU PULL THAT THESAURUS FROM?

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Looks like now stalkers aren't able to sell their artifacts to scientsits for good reward.

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>>5797175
Don't worry too much about it, she seems less mad and more sad now if anything, that was just a spur of the moment kind of things ya'know? But if anything actually does happen I'll be there.