/sug/ Steven Universe General - NTR Edition
Last Thread: >>5778935
>Gem Arvest:
Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Seh9WDG2M
>Minisodes:
Stream: https://su-g.pw/minisodes2016
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!t4VEXZhI
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0000
>Onion Gang:
Stream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tc82e
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x07.mp4
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
/co/: http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
/trash/: http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
>Dedicated /sug/ website
https://sug.rocks
>>5786752
Jasper is fat
>>5786661
This is the Haram gem.
/r/ing Lapis using her water powers on Sapphire sexually.
SPICY
>>5786768
What the fuck is up with her right leg?
I wanna die but then I'll never finish the show
>>5786776
kill yourself
>>5786779
>blushmallet
IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/11423390/r
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>>5786779
It's Blushmallet.
>>5786779
She's catching Peridot's midget syndrome.
>>5786784
Haunt the crewniverse
Who else ENFP here?
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
>>5786752
We have returned, darling!
>>5786761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8
>>5786791
>I like Connie, and I'm not a Pedo, but I would love to be one!
Kik
>>5786806
ESTJ
>>5786779
That's Blushmallet quality
>>5786791
>but I would love to be one!
KEEEK
>>5786808
El em ay oh
>That episode where Steven and Garnet confront Opal about her problem
>>5786806
>fucking Pearl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLzlm_phDpM
Standing on the corner, trying to keep it clean
A fine lookin' woman, in a pair of Lees
Take her back to my place, lay her down in bed
And after she's stripped down, I say leave 'em on instead
>>5786806
INTJ
The fucking total autistic meme one
>>5786874
tripfags
>>5786874
I like shitposting, is that such a big of a sin anon?
Does anyone got that picture of Pearl, Ruby, and Sapphire looking at a reflection in the water that shows Garnet and Pearl?
>>5786874
Nothings impossible.
>>5786806
I've gotten INFP and INTP at different times. Honestly I don't really "believe" in personality tests like this. They're an attempt to narrow down something that is just too complex and often illogical and contradictory.
>>5786907
don't remember seeing that ever around these parts
Any other detail about the image or artist?
>>5786891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-KXXIhgPxY
I’ve seen it all Helped heroes who fall
Picked them up till they stood tall
I’ve been in the field, worked down to the bone
Made sure all my brothers get back home
I’ve shared the smiles, I’ve shed the tears,
Swore they’d make it out of here.
When they screamed, please make it stop.
They call me doc
They call me doc
>>5786934
it was like a gardeny zone.
I don't know much about the artist otherwise i probably would have gotten it.
>>5786864
>take it
>>5786924
Go take a look at the weaknesses, they might surprise you, even change your mind about it, but it's fair if you don't think so, it's just for funzies anyways.
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
Lappy makes me happy
>>5786975
>>5786976
Ayy, lmao
>>5786945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbr233Xytjc
I wanna see them live in concert
>>5786961
BIG
FAT
MOIST
DRIPPING
>filename
>>5787018
I do too, but I don't have enough in my paypal account to afford a ticket.
>>5786806
>Same personality as crappis
No thanks.
>>5786366
>Jasper (corrupted) vs Behemoth
That makes sense. There are some parallels between corrupted Jasper Gems and Behemoths, one of which being that there are different subspecies of both.
>Peridot vs The Experiment
Eh, The Experiment fits Cluster Gems more than it does Peridot. Strafers actually bear a resemblance to pre-Friend Ship Peridot and the Hostile Program would probably be a better fit for a "Gem VS KH Boss" scenario.
Also, The Experiment is technically a Nobody despite not looking like one.
>>5787005
No you didn't just do that.
That one took me by surprise.
Who else home drinking alone tonight?
>>5787045
>>5787045
I don't get this joke, I wanna make fun of doc-fag too!
>>5786959
portrait/landscape? dominant foreground/background colors? lineart or not? how big in terms of width/height?
There's a bunch of images that some guy keeps dumping with blue, red and other bullshit at the end of the filename, was it posted by him? was it posted within this week, or further back?
There's a BUNCH of things you can remember about an image that you just don't think about that really, really help to find what you're looking for
I just broke 70k images so it's not that easy finding some vague image, especially if I don't remember ever seeing it
>>5787031
>>5787051
I will be
enclave here why isn't your video feed working
>>5787071
>tfw new Eyeballfags
Nice.
>>5787081
Some eyeball posters like claim that Doc has no personality, and that she's "just there." So any time I show myself they repeat that in increasingly clever ways.
>>5787086
Pretty sure it's old.
It has two versions with a fully complete version and some lineart version.
I'd say maybe around leaning more on height against width with around 1000-2000 range of pixels.
It's not a really recent picture to tumblr.
I'm probably being impatient in my search though.
>>5786806
>ENFP
>Steven
not bad desu and yeah, im ENFP too anon
>>5786806
INTP, but I'm an almost perfect 50-50 split between INTP and INTJ
so I'm.. garnedot?
>>5786806
>INFP
kill me
>>5787134
Fuck yes, I love you anon.
>>5787030
Lapidong sounds like an instrument
>I've been learning to play the lapidong from a very young age. I've had my hands and lips on it so much I know it like the back of my hand!
>>5787086
>>5787133
Cancel my retardation.
I have way too many folders and a organizing system for this shit.
>>5787149
At least you're not Pearl.
>>5786961
>abusing jasper
stop it
>>5787145
in other words, OP as fuck.
>>5786806
>Greg
Kek that's fine
>>5787157
I want to play Lapis' slimy skin-flute like an instrument.
>>5787164
Yeah no, I wouldn't have found it because it was probably never posted on 4chin
at least, not during the archive uptime
http://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/xtBtEhsRuEvTMU6qCPVDQw/
Thanks for sharing
>>5787151
love you too dood, keep on keeping on
>>5787042
yeah that makes sense, would amethyst fight dark thorn?
I want Yellow Pearl to bully me while giving me a footjob
>>5787173
You're right, both at once is superior
>>5787220
Wish granted, she grabs some drumsticks and plays your skinflute like a drum.
>>5787242
How's she going to do that with just one foot?
>>5787241
>lineart with multiple correct sources from tumblr
what is this miracle?
>>5787242
Don't we all?
>>5787242
I want her to kick my balls like a taekwondo ballerina
>>5787173
She must suffer more.
>>5787189
I can live with that
>>5787253
Sign me the FUCK up for that!
Jasper was made to marry and wear cute dresses
>>5787242
good taste
>>5787290
>>5787290
marry, fuck, kill
ez
How do you kill a Lapis?
>>5787290
Marry, Fuck, Kill
>>5787314
Punch her in the back, shatter her gem.
>>5787314
Just break it in half, done.
>>5787314
>>5787329
kill,kill,kill then fuck
>>5787329
correct.
>>5787314
Give her the business.
>>5787329
Mary Peri
Fuck Jasper
Kill Lapis
>>5787351
>Not "Give her the bismuth"
Poor form
Why is Jasper so lewd
>>5787338
someone needs to add the laughing spongebob to this.
>>5787358
Marry Piss
Kill Dot
Fuck Jizz
>>5787329
Marry Peridot, fuck Jasper, put the sorry Lapis out of her misery.
>>5787329
kill peridot, marry lapis, die trying to fuck jasper
>>5787314
You can scratch it with glass pretty easily.
>>5787329
Marry Jasper, Fuck Peridot and Lapis in threesome, kill self
>>5787364
I'd rather SMITH her
>>5787376
>Jizz, Piss and Dot
WE
ARE THE GEM-I-MANIACS
WE'RE INSANE-Y TO THE MAX..
>>5787290
Purdy and sturdy
>>5787329
Off memedot (she's the only killable one anyway), and have one unforgettable night with Lapis before eloping with bread-winner go-better Jasper
>>5787241
>Would Amethyst fight Dark Thorn?
Dark Thorn would probably serve as an alternate boss for Corrupted Jaspers. Another parallel as that they both take characteristics from The Beast, although Dark Thorn is much more lanky.
Amethyst is a pretty tough fit, not a lot Heartless match her.
But here are some more battles, although two of 'em feature regular Heartless...
>Garnet vs Guard Armor/Opposite Armor
>Centipeedle vs Pot Centipede
>Pearl vs Lance Soldier
>Rose Quartz vs Defender
>Sardonyx vs Trickmaster
>>5786752
Got curious about all the chatting of /co/ shitting out hourly steven universe threads that are literally feeding grounds for retards
I'm glad that even willing you can't make /trash/ worse than most of those threads
>>5787403
Lapiss and Jizzper are great nicknames, but I should really come up with something more creative for Peri.
Perishit
Crapidot
Peridump
Lewd.
Couldn't post this one on /co/, probably.
>>5787416
>dot
>killable
have you SEEN her? What are you gonna do, put her in the Dip?
>>5787424
>steven having the balls to do anything like that
lel
>>5787440
>Home Grown
>>5787442
Have my wife Jasper take care of it
>>5787329
Fuck Lapis and maybe Peridot. Then kill all three.
>>5787425
Sorry, but i'll still like /co/sug/ more then /trash/sug/
Because a thread here can be spammed days on end with shitpost porn while /co/ will be clean for days.
>>5787447
You should really watch the show, anon.
>>5787416
>one unforgettable year with Lapis
ftfy
>>5787440
I wanna play in her pumpkin patch
>>5787424
Alright, who hurt you?
>>5787477
>He KILLED five Rubies
>>5787427
Pepedot?
Peridork?
Fitting to Peridork would be LARPis
>>5787440
I wanna punch Fatsper in the boob, fuck off Peri
>>5787471
>while /co/ will be clean for days.
>>>/co/86936799
This is the exact routine waiting for you back on /co/
Good luck with that
>>5787422
pretty good list,
>Sapphire vs Phantom
honestly this has my attention, Sapphire can freeze the clock and use forsight to predict when he will shift into blue orb, also a nerd for air battles
Where my writefags at? Report in.
Doin' anything SU related?
>>5787468
congratulations, your wife now fused into a gremlin-flavoured cheeto puff
>>5787468
>tfw no big wife to take care of unfinished business for you
>>5787478
Kekt
>>5787499
nah, not dead, still floating in space, unable to be recovered, he did worse then kill them, and he knows it, it burns him up inside a bit every day, he keeps an innocent front for the sake of others but its dead inside
>>5787512
Peridoodoo
>>5787477
I did and he cried like a little bitch at the prospect of smashing a beetle.
>>5787532
>>5787523
>not general /sug/
Now THAT i will agree is garbage.
But actual genuine generals are better.
>>5787535
you now have a gremlin flavoured cheeto puff tsundere wife!
>>5787564
Those are the same persons posting in the /co/ generals and saying they will not go to the /trash/ generals, just to shitpost daily about steven universe on /co/
Have you forgotten already, or have you never been in a /co/ general before?
>Ocean Jasper will never be an OP waterbending quartz soldier that even Jasper couldn't beat
>instead she'll always be a doggo
>>5787548
>The gems had a spaceship RIGHT FUCKING THERE that could have tracked down all the Rubies
>They chose just to fly back to Earth and forget all about it
>>5787532
havent really wrote anything in awhile, I mainly guide writefags and add on but haven made a solo in a bit
>>5787566
I'm gettin' some Opal vibes from that hair
>>5787424
Yeah Connie would totally be fine with her boyfriend getting the shit kicked out of him
>>5787566
I bet she would be adorable
gosh i don't know about y'all but i sure do like this ship
>>5787586
Listen bub, i've been through a couple of transitions to know that /co/ to /trash/ is a shit transition
because /trash/ usually starts off pretty rocky.
But /trash/ to /co/ is so god damn great because all the posters finally return to /co/.
P.S mate, all those "discussion threads" about SU is just /co/'s hateboner for the show circlejerking itself.
>>5787596
He'll save them (and by them, I mean Eyeball) when the plot finally calls for it (and by plot, I mean Ruby's death so Slutpphire can fuse with Eyeball)
>>5787623
Even more dead than Pearlmethyst
>>5787560
Why would he smash a beetle for no reason? How old are you?
>>5787618
What do you mean, I though Connie had a girlfriend?
>>5787427
Peridirt
Peridork
Peridookie
>>5787377
jfc delet this
When are we going to see the homeworld gems mistake the Frymans as a family of construction workers
>>5787623
eh, its whatever
>>5787596
Imagine Jasper would become the show's "Annoying Dog"
>>CGs find something to non-violently disable homeworld
>>damn time because a fucking armada is on it's way
>>Annoying Jasperdog jumps into the scene, grabs item, runs
>cue https://youtu.be/H4wptBuM6zs playing
I wanna shower with Jasper
>>5787658
LAPISS
JIZZPER
AND PERIDOOKIE
I like this idea.
>>5787329
Marry Jasper, fuck Lapis, kill Peridot
easy
>>5787566
>>5787647
Whatever, literally all ships are dead except for Stevonnie and Garnet, so it's a moot point.
I didn't say it was canon, I just say I like it. Besides, there's always hope, assuming Jasper will ever come back.
>>5787689
inb4 Zuke "the Duke" Nukem
>>5787675
I want her to crush my fucking hand.
God, I sound like Zuke.
>>5787675
>>5787697
>>5787666
It's my favorite is what it is.
Speaking of which, you got a source on that?
>>5783349
>>5783429
I don't have very good Jasper color markers so I did it digital
>>5787711
No.
No, I don't sound like Zuke.
>>5787723
>>5787646
I doubt it. If they're ever coming back it's going to be because of some contrivance.
>>5787548
He deserves to be dead outside.
Scratch that, death is too light a punishment for condemning five beautiful little munchkins to a cold empty hell. He needs the lapis treatment.
>>5787675
she wouldn't fit on the shower
>>5786779
From the ass down
ass cheek
upper leg
lower leg
heel
half of foot near toes
>>5787723
Very good anon, thank you so much!
>>5787722
tale as old as time
song as rhyme
quartz gem and the dork.
>>5787485
>liking NTR
I should ask you the same thing. Do you need to talk?
>>5787760
kek
>>5787767
>I know you are, but what am I?
Nice, you got him good.
Anyone is a patron for this artist, the quality's impressive but size and watermark are a freaking bummer.
>>5787723
>>5787637
And that same circlejerk will crash through the general just to get the usual reaction from last minute tumblrinas and newcomers and keep doing it for days to end out of habit
It was like this in all the transitions, to and from /co/
>>5787767
>Implying I'm not the bull
>>5787722
no idea, I go on saving sprees and never look back
>>5787726
You can be my Zuke tonight Anon
[lewd] and I can be your ikea chair[/lewd]
>Be at home on a stormy night
>Hear hissing and scratching comming from the front door
>You see this
What do?
>>5787723
I want to ruin her ass.
>>5787790
>>5787722
>>5787802
Put it out of its misery.
>>5787527
>Sapphire can freeze the clock and use forsight to predict when he will shift into blue orb, also a nerd for air battles
>Freeze the clock.
Sapphire's ice control would be a subclass of Blizzard magic, not Stop magic. The clock tower would just break through the ice. Having a resistance to Sapphire's attacks for three-fourths of the battle would be an advantage for the Phantom.
A better matchup would be Ruby and Sapphire vs the Volcanic Lord and Blizzard Lord.
>>5787795
I think that's a good exchange for some assurance to avoid any potential threads ruined by stuff that would be a typical annoyance in /trash/
>>5787800
well if you've got any rare jaspearl, that'd be dope, because I've saved just about every common picture I could find
Who is best gem and why is it Pearl?
>>5787801
I'll murder everything inside of you with my penis, you limpdick faggot.
>>5787839
Because it's not
>>5787802
Sexualize it
>>5787760
>>5787722
jocks and nerds were always my favorite ships
>>5787798
You still have a shit fetish that speaks negatively of you. What you said doesn't change that in the slightest.
>>5787806
amethyst's hands look like from a fucking ninja turtle
>>5787851
your opinion is wrong
I want Pearl to rape me
>>5787823
na, i meant LITERALLY freeze the clock
oh that much is obvious on who ruby and sapphire tag team, but I was thinking solos
>>5787839
Pearl is a selfish, shrill cunt.
>>5787830
The typical annoyance in /trash/ has an half-life of less than a thread
annoyances on /co/ keep coming back for weeks
Whatever floats your boat, if you'd rather swim through that shit instead of this shit all the power to you
>>5787869
>receding hairline
>>5787839
Steven, because he tries his best and doesn't fight his friends because of petty bickering.
On a separate note, check my dubs.
>>5787863
You like Pearl so your opinion on my opinion means less than nothing.
>>5787854
>hotdog
How has Peridot not been Party Vanned yet?
>>5787880
No, he just imprisons them forever for having different ideals.
>>5787869
But if you want, it's not rape, Anon
>>5787844
do you want to be the big or the little spoon afterwards?
>>5787874
Sorry, but i like rules that keep out any possibility of shit that would be typical in /trash/.
Dealing with "bait" posts that aren't limited to just /co/ isn't hard either we've got the hide post option for a reason.
>>5787880
He didn't even try. Didn't even TRY to save the rubies.
Yes I'm still mad about that.
>>5787831
>rare
not really, I got fusion tits tho
>>5787879
>>5787869
>Gay Retard
>>5787909
I'm always the big spoon.
>>5787913
Docfag please, it'll happen soon enough.
Opal needs to get help for her bulimia or she might shatter.
This is probably a dumb question, but does anyone have reader-POV written SU porn?
>>5787922
That's one way to describe her
>>5787913
accept it,anon
we're never seeing them again
they're probably dead by now
More porn
Rubys like this are fun to draw quickly with a brush pen. I drew a bunch in class and someone talked to me about not being able to draw. All they said they could do was the do job face.
Still taking requests.
>>5787920
>and cover steven's eyes
That's Pearl alright. Jaspearl is a great crack, used to be my favorite.
KRUP SKWAD
>>5787947
stooop
this is best gem right here
>>5787858
it's cute, and actually fitting, since a more grounded character is important for an insecure partner
>>5787958
LEGGY LIVES, YOU'LL SEE.
>>5787959
Kek
>>5787941
Why isn't Steven helping her?
>>5787959
Peri is trying to say hello.
>>5787990
Because she's only existed the once
>>5787959
>>5787920
fusion tits is good
>>5788004
Again with this bullshit are we?
>>5787962
>>5787831
>>5787978
she's as dead as navy
>>5788004
>>5788026
>>5788004
>>5787931
such dominance! Guess I will hold your hand in mine then and snuggle with it
>>5788038
y tho
>>5788042
>Navy
>she's just kinda there
>>5787960
I liked the last picture with the other fusion you did.
So go nuts with this one.
>>5788042
>she's as dead as navy
>Gif
>>5788038
I snorted
>>5788049
I'm going to bite on your neck a little, too.
>>5787871
>na, i meant LITERALLY freeze the clock.
I know, magic that KO your allies AND prevent you from reviving them is pretty strong magic that isn't usually stopped by covering a structure in ice.
>oh that much is obvious on who ruby and sapphire tag team, but I was thinking solos.
Both can also be fought solo, don't you remember the Hades Paradox Cup?
THIS GEM IS THE BEST GEM
AND WE'LL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN
SHE'LL NEVER LOVE ANOTHER, AND NEVER BE LOVED BACK
FOR THIS GREAT ERROR, SUGAR SHOULD GET A LOT OF FLAK
>>5788129
Well maybe if she was likable.
>>5788129
Lapis is dreaming about Jasper's perfect hole when she's not wetting her dress over Steven.
>>5787880
Steven literally left Bismuth in jail forever because talking/paying for a stupidly expensive VA is hard
>>5787960
Everyone draw one
>>5788129
>implying jasperdemption is not basically confirmed
oh ye of little faith
>>5788090
yes
>>5788129
Sadness.
Simply epic
>>5788206
DON'T TRAUMATIZE THE CINNAMON ROLL/BUN
>>5788201
>>5788206
>I took your Diamond's virginity, Jasper
>And now I'll take her life
Cincinnati
DEAD
>>5788206
delet this
jasper was clearly her diamond's favorite
>>5788205
oh god she isn't going to make it is she
how did no one ask? that's the only one I would've asked for.
>>5788156
i'ma need you to fuck off
>>5788179
prove it.
>>5788233
DEAD
E
A
D
>>5788256
Ayoooooo, hol' the fuck up, nig
I want Pearl to put a baby in my belly!
>>5788298
Not possible! They don't have seed!
>>5788298
Fuck off
>>5788260
I think my dick belongs to Homeworld guys, because this fusion makes me diamonds!
>>5788298
I want you to kill yourself.
>>5788317
I want Pearl to FUCK me!
>>5788129
>denying jasper's redemption
weak
jasper would be ashamed,anon
I want Stevonnie to demolish my asshole
>>5788298
Do you want her penis or do you want her baby?
>>5788331
K, broski
>>5788274
The mainstream fandom hates her ass, which is sad.
>>5788110
You really know how to get someone hot and bothered, goodness..
>>5788087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvPczbWz6Zs
>>5788340
Both. But especially the feminine penis.
>>5788363
good tastes
Post Pearl and her sweaty feminine penis. I need those pics.
>>5788339
>ever so slightly too big
>>5788260
>>5788348
What? I'm not even trying, fag.
You best not be tellin' a fib, or I'll smack you right on your ass.
>>5788382
Nothing is more arousing than imagining Pearl's massive horsecock.
>>5788336
>>5788179
I'm going to need some damn evidence for these claims of redemption.
>>5788346
It's goddamned depressing is what it is. How could they not like her? Do they not understand the show they're watching? Do they even TRY to see things from other people's perspectives, like Steven?
>>5788274
you can easily read that CBC short that way, for example. Also iirc it's confirmed that there's a lot going on in Jasper. An unresolved inner conflict is a chekov's gun for which SU has a very jittery trigger finger, as proven time and time again in the past
Pearl's seed is warm and strong. I can feel it overflowing. I WANT it to fill my belly.
>>5788465
Your head canon is shit and your posts are shit.
>>5788437
>you can easily read that CBC short that way, for example.
I must've missed whatever short you're talking about. Is this new?
Peri made a stinky. Can you change her diaper?
>>5788422
>gem harvest has pumpkins
>pumpkins are orange
>jasper is orange
>veggiehead acts like a dog
>jasper is currently a dog
>veggiehead ran to lapis
>jasper has an eternal hardon for lapis
BOOM 100% undeniable proof that she'll come back
I'm not full of shit
>>5788465
elegant sperms
>>5788483
yes, it's from the recently leaked shorts
>>5788389
>>5787740
>what is self defence
>>5788422
Most people are just missing the point, holding grudges and such, same happens with the other characters, but everyone else has been redeemed, if people understood her better, they'd probably like her more.
>>5788482
-sigh-
>>5788503
>the pumpkin was made with Steven's saliva
>Jasper IS the pumpkin
>the pupkin tries fusing with lapis' leg
>part Steven, part Jasper, all conflicted
>>5788527
Ew gross. I hate the BBC.
>>5788399
what if I kissed you on the lips for each time you called me a fag?
>>5788170
They are fun to do
>>5788568
>>5788501
I would fuck the shit out of that peridot
>>5788422
steven redemed the fucking cluster
do you think he can't do the same with a doggo?
>>5788578
What if I engaged in a heated conflict on your tongue with my tongue every time you tried to kiss me?
What if I never let you go?
>>5788606
also on the same 3-letter index is this
>>5788501
Num bum bum num nummy mmmm,mmmmmmmmmmm
>>5788527
first I thought that was sugar
then I expanded the pic and realized it was idubbz
then I looked closer and wondered if it isn't actually becky
FUCK what is my brain doing
There is an displeasing lack of decent Stevonnie porn, which is odd because she is the closest mainstream western cartoons come to canon futanari.
>>5788625
Are those the noises that creature makes?
>>5788622
then I'd have no other choice than to ... fall in love with you.
>>5788641
Needs more Kevin.
>>5788654
Nothing ever need more Kevin.
>>5788566
>Lapis and Jasper will never snowball a mixture of Steven's spit and some crushed up leaves
>>5788672
Fuck off, Steven. Don't you have more innocent gems to murder?
>>5788654
Kevin is less redeemable than Yellow Diamond
>>5788654
>>5788683
Fuck you Kevin, you piece of fucking shit I'll fucking destroy you.
>>5788683
That doesn't sound like Kevin at all.
>>5788653
What if I erupted in your mouth?
Would you eat every last bit of my seed?
>>5788683
Kevin, suck my dick!
It was a passing fad
But it was good
http://www.strawpoll.me/11423875
http://www.strawpoll.me/11423875
http://www.strawpoll.me/11423875
http://www.strawpoll.me/11423875
Think wisely and take your time
>>5788170
eh
>>5788726
Steven you need to calm your sperg rage, all he did was not pay 20 cents to your millionaire dad for a car wash
>>5788751
BALD STEVEN
>>5788772
He also asked Stevonnie to dance. That's like almost LITERALLY rape.
>>5788682
IT LIVES
>Jasper gets thoroughly healed as she would not accept all this healing saliva otherwise
>it proves as an exceptional trust-building exercise
>peridot begins jerkin' her gherkin, her first fap
I'm not seeing a downside
>>5788786
Correction: MegaFaggot!
You guys need more Jesus in your life.
where's it at
>>5788751
BALD STEVEN
A
L
D
>B A L D
>S T E V E N
What if you won your own living Peridot, but it looked like this >>5788501
>>5788795
I mean in gem terms I guess, but how was he supposed to know that dancing is gem sex
>>5786806
>ENFJ
>>5788795
he did grind against her rather creepily and generally has a douchy personality, that said outright hate is irrational, resentment I can get but Steven's really letting it get to him
>>5788816
whoa that's hot and funny
>>5786806
jesus christ im lars. kill me
how is lars entj anyway ._.
>>5788801
Integrate Steven's semen into the equation and you have an grade-A fapfic on your hands
>>5788815
I want Bald Steven to tear apart Lapis' asshole.
>>5788741
without even thinking about it. Would you let me play with your butt too every now and then? I'd be very gentle
>>5788853
Nah Rose would would probably listen to Wu Tang and Public Enemy
>>5788763
This is a stupid poll, any other guy WITH hair is automatically a mega faggot! They should go Bald and go "cool"
>>5788840
kill yourself
>>5786806
>tfw INFJ
>tfw favorite gem is Sapphy
>>5788904
But HE'S GAY
(*insert idubbz*)
>>5788765
I like it
>>5788905
I'm getting the sinking feeling that you're a dude.
>>5788911
You didn't link my post you shit
Get cucked
>>5788926
I demand a 1 v 1 indexer! Just you and me, whatever you do, don't touch my hair......oh wait!
>>5787960
More rubies? Doc specifically.
>>5788946
was watching a Okami playthrough so I just went with it, was fun to draw a baby loaf
>>5788971
NICE ONE BALD STEVEN
>>5788926
there are only a few things i hate more than the unnecessary emphasis on the crotch in drawing. is stevonnie wearing god damn vacuum sealed shorts? jean shorts dont work like that
>>5788971
You're not even bald, you are a liar and you disgrace your bloodline!
>>5788971
Crush my blue puss, Bald Steven!
>>5788951
I am a guy, yeah..
>>5789034
Who's that disgrace with that hair doin' in my house?!
>>5789046
Just you wait baby, I'm coming!
>>5789037
Well garnet, it got in the way
>>5789077
These urges are driving me crazy! I want you NOW, Steven!
>>5789083
>>5789053
You're not who I think you are, are you?
>>5789106
>RED LAPIS
>>5789132
Is it too presumptuous to say "that ain't me"?
>>5789132
who do you think I am?
Merchant Anon here with an update on the pins.
>All of the pins have issues, some more than others. The one with the least amount of issues is Steven.
>Amethyst's hair is still an issue. The guy we get our pins from says that a fine dot pattern would raise our costs and may cause issues, which we don't want.
>The next Gem to tackle is Garnet.
So yeah, any recommendations?
>>5789106
I want you to baby!
>>5789155
Oh, thank god.
>>5789167
Bald Steven pin, not the magnet ones but the ones with the needle cause I'm sharp
>>5786752
>implying Steven wouldn't be happy for her and go home to his gem harem
>>5789209
NICE 1 BALD STEVEN
>>5789167
Probably better to leave Amy's hair as white since it's close to it anyways, Garnet can be a problem though, you might want to dot Garnet since her colors are way darker.
What's your E N D G A M E?
>>5789167
if a fine dot pattern doesn't work, a fine layer of an intense purple coating a bright white base color may, especially if the coat is thinned with some transparent base. I am not too familar with the producution process, though.
>>5789173
>>5789209
Beat me, Bald Steven! Beat me like Rebecca beats Ian!
>>5789246
>>5789020
Nice to know I have quite the faithful audience! Maybe one day my good looks will rub off on all of you!
>>5789279
I don't give a shit about anyone or anything, give me this one ship and I'll be happy forever.
Will we ever get an episode like Jailbreak again?
>>5789333
Yes
>>5789155
so you're the lucky one.
>>5789333
Earthlings was pretty great.
>>5789333
Never EVER
All downhill from here on Samantha Pepper's wild ride
>>5789279
Blue Squad
>>5789325
Opal needs to get her problem under control first, though
>>5789279
endgames are for delusional people
everyone will die someday
let's ship cute things while we're alive
>>5789359
>Samantha Pepper
Who is this exactly?
>>5789344
That's right
Sorry for your lots
Get your own anon
>>5789368
I don't even think she has any problems anymore, aside from her being bulimic
>>5789376
Becky Sucrose
>>5789343
Reverse beastilality is still beastiality.
>>5789351
Not to nearly the same degree.
>>5789380
Yeyeye
>>5789370
No thanks, Doc. Amy is for [spoiler]the entire male population of Beach City
>>5789391
Steven is still human.
>>5789411
>doc/amy
i guess it works
>>5789380
I was surprised he wasn't taken anyway
>>5789370
>gems
>dying
Not unless Murdercock or Murdercock Junior dicks them.
>>5788831
where's the beef
>>5789386
If I come back tomorrow and read this again
I will slap you
...I may forget that though, in that case would you take care to remind me?
>>5789435
And Connie is a turd goblin.
>>5789436
You may only ship doc with jasper, sapphire, or other members of the Ruby squad. Anything else is unacceptable.
>>5788831
Under Steven's covers, with Lapis and Steven, in the missionary position, with the lights off.
>tfw no hot gem dick
>>5789474
You're not looking hard enough, my son.
>>5789462
But Amy is small Jasper, and Doc is also small.
>>5789462
>With Sapphire
I didn't agree to this.
>>5789453
Of course anon, if I don't forget it myself.
>>5789474
Do I want to know what lies beyond the borders of this crop?
>>5789500
thank you, goodnight
>>5789462
I don't ship Doc with anybody
>>5789279
The only one that matters.
>>5789474
Smoky, I'm sorry but you're not invited to the sexy orgy.
>>5789468
This is true, I can't go to sleep without knowing peridot and lapis are under my sheets as well!
>>5789474
>Smokey has a second smaller penis branching off of the first one
>>5789519
I want Doc and another gem to preform asymmetrical docking around my penis.
>>5789454
How old are you that you think that is still funny?
>>5789539
>23
>>5789518
Sweet dreams, anon.
>>5789544
I still didn't agree to any of that.
>>5789539
How old are you to be upset by it?
>>5789484
I just want one of the CGs to pound my ass
>>5789529
>not inviting Smoky
Motherfucker
>>5789534
this is a dream of mine
>>5789519
Leggypis is the GOAT ship for sure.
You doubt HAVE to ship doc with anyone, but I don't want her to be lonely.
>>5789557
But hey, blue of all shapes and sizes are always welcome!
>>5789557
Let Bismuth have a crack at it
>>5789582
>>5789549
Well that's what you're getting.
I'd post some but I'm on my phone at work.
>>5789562
>3
>your_age.jpg
You'd think someone who spends their time on the internet would have thicker skin.
>>5789551
>you're as tight as my dead wife
Who the fuck says that?!
>>5789553
Making fun of Steven not being human is fun. The "poo in the loo" meme stopped being funny like a year ago. Forgive me for assuming you had a decent sense of humor.
>>5789582
>>5789594
Give me a break, we Bald Stevens have standards!
>>5789614
It's not a joke.
Middle Eastern people are generally terrible.
>>5789551
>you're as tight as my dead wife
Lost it
>>5789603
N-no way, i didn't agree or say any of that.
>>5789614
Get over yourself
>>5789614
>he thinks it's a joke
>on the same board as the gay furry thread
>>5789626
I think I'm paralyzed, just lookin' at this....
> Bald Steven was busy pounding Lapis' sweet pussy in the night on the couch below the bed.
>Lapis moaned as Bald Steven's nearly foot-long pocket quartz pierced her oyster.
>Lapis started chuckling randomly. Bald Steven was confused, but still had a smirk as he nutted in the moist varguba as the chuckling escalated into maniacal laughter.
> The "Lapis" was tossed aside as an orange hulk, Jasper, revealed herself and a massive throbbing erection as Bald Steven watched intently.
>"Rose.. Take the twenty-inch pleasure cannon, Rose.." as she shoved the penis into Bald Steven's throat.
>"It's Bald Steven, thank yu-" He was cut short as Jasper released a boiling deluge of semen into the hairless hunk's throat.
>"Your beach summer fuckbuddy belongs to me, you dosgrqce", Jasper firmly stated as she shoved the horsecock into Bald Steven's gut.
>She stopped after two more blazing nuts. Bald Steven groaned painfully as Jasper trodded out and presumably fucked more hot pussy.
>>5789594
>>5789462
I ship Doc with Steven.
>>5789657
You haven't moved a muscle all day
>>5789657
>
>>5789649
That doc garnets outfit isn't sexy enough. Can someone post the candy doc garnet?
>>5789662
Dogs can't talk, anon.
And Jasper can't have a penis, because penises are gross and Jasper is PURE
>>5789351
Well it did have some similar insanity (new fusion, significant reveal, last-minute plot twist) but the writing and boarding just weren't the same quality and I'm... ambivalent towards Smoky.
>>5789681
>>5789662
Jasper is such a SAVAGE
>>5789666
>shipping an adorable ruby with an attempted serial murderer
What did doc do to deserve this hell? Oh wait, Satan posted this. Now it makes sense.
>>5789662
The fuck is going on in this thread?
>>5789662
What can I say? I like to give and receive to and from my fellow rock companions!
>>5789670
>>5789675
What are you talking about, I've been riding gems all day!
>>5789696
You saw through my clever ruse.
>>5789709
Thanks, bud!
>>5789662
That's good...
>>5789687
>Actually...
>>5789744
>PTSD Blueberry
Meh.
>>5789744
>ocean jasper
>lapis
Jasper CANNOT STOP fucking ocean gems!
>>5789782
She can't get enough of that sweet, salty puss.
>>5789782
When will Jasper fuck the entire ocean?
>>5789801
>that briny musk
>just like old times
>>5789675
I want to feed Lapis some pizza.
new thread
>>5789831
The last two minutes of Gem Harvest
Very rushed, not good execution at all
>>5789879
>ywn fuse with your bf/gf, feel up your mother's huge boobs, and have your rock solid cock accidentally slip between your mother's luscious lips
Why even go on?
>>5789928
Last for Bald Steven?
whaaaaaaat
>>5789972
Bald Steven. You let hitler win
>>5789972
Cucked by Hitler.
>>5789972
Sorry, Bald Daddy. Better luck next time.
>>5789279
Stevidot is the only acceptable end game but we all know the writers are gunning for Connverse because they have shit taste.
>>5786806
ENTJ why the fuck is Lars there, it doesn't make sense.