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Encroaching WoManhood Edition
Last Thread: >>5786752
>Gem Arvest:
Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Seh9WDG2M
>Minisodes:
Stream: https://su-g.pw/minisodes2016
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!t4VEXZhI
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0000
>Onion Gang:
Stream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tc82e
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x07.mp4
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
/co/: http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
/trash/: http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
>Dedicated /sug/ website
https://sug.rocks
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>>5789365
huh
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>>5790121
Jasper is fat
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>>5790121
another weird thread
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DUMB EMO CUNT
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>>5790121
Finally, a thread I can get behind
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/r/ing Lapis using her water powers on Sapphire sexually.
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>>5789386
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>>5790162
Fucking saved
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>>5790132
You wouldn't happen to have the source on that would you?
I got that from some tumblr that clearly wasn't the source but it was my only lead.
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SPICY
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>>5790156
More like a thread that can get behind you, amirite?
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>>5788087
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>Stevonnie lewds
Pls more
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Okay, what hypothetical fusions (haven't but could exist) do you think would go berserk? You can 0ropose possible names.
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>>5789343
>Sex on a table
>Table doesn't break under Steven's fat ass
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>>5790220
Oh goodness, I suddenly have an urge to see Stevonnie hammering 16 year old Stebonnie's nether regions.
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>>5790224
That looks greato, thanks lad.
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>>5790162
but what about lapis and sapphire using their powers on steven sexually
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>>5790237
He is a fictional character. Why are you even trying to bully him. And the protag of a show you supposedly enjoy no less.
I swear, /sug/ is salty in the weirdest directions sometimes.
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>>5790233
Ruby and Amethyst
Jasper and Steven (maybe)
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>>5790233
Jasper and Amethyst, either fused glass or tiger's eye, that shit would be insanely hard to control.
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>>5790255
Fan
Fusions are
Fun
FFF
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Imagine Pearl's feminine dick-nipples.
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>>5790267
>Implying Steven is for anything but bullying
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>>5790232
There are far too few good ones.
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>>5790272
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>>5790288
Do you want to bully Jesus Christ too?
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>>5790299
I love this design.
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Everyone draw a ruby
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>>5790324
Ok I drew a Ruby
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>>5790336
You didn't draw that.
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>>5790336
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>>5790324
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>>5790206
kill yourself
>>5790199
sadly not, it was a resolution reference search
I can MAYBE give you a temporal frame to search for in the blue pearl tag later when I finish the round
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>>5790354
I copied it
In 5.6 seconds
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>>5790322
Yeah, it's really fucking brutal how it has those massive Jasper teeth. The hands are terrifying, too.
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:(
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>>5790311
>Comparing Steven "Left Bismuth in hell for eternity because talking is hard" Universe to the man who died for mankind's sins
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>>5789500
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>>5790386
That's alright, i luckily found the user by using the tumblr filename.
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>>5790336
this makes me rock hard
'gems not into blood' aside I love seeing gems like these really fighting it out
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>>5790336
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>>5790373
Yep, that's probably what would happen
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>>5790414
>hell
Do you even watch the show?
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Post sexual Lars abuse.
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>>5790440
Being trapped forever in darkness sounds pretty close to hell for me
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>>5790221
I mean if I'm getting fucked in the ass it might as well be a androgynous chick who has no real defined sex, then its only HALF gay. Or is it three quarters gay if Stevens like half of them, god fusion math is weird
also fuck 4 chan for making this so hard to post
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>>5790414
Gems don't suffer when they're in a bubble.
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>>5790418
Good for ya
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>>5790456
>time passes when bubbled
Like I was saying, you should watch the show, especially before posting about it.
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>>5790412
Yeah the ammount of fucking fingers I love it.
>We'll never get a berserk-tier fusion like this
>Even if we do we run the risk of it being Stevonnie vs Jasper tier
It hurts.
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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
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>>5789831
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>>5790480
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>>5790453
>Vidalia: "Buck up, kiddo. You may not be friends with my son, but I'll let you be my bottom from now on."
>Lars: "This is so embarrassing."
>Vidalia: "Oh, don't be that way. With a build like yours this the only kind of action you were ever going to see. You should feel thankful that of all the dicks in town you get my 9 iron."
>[Lars begins to tear up and tries to hold back from crying]
>...
>after the act Vidalia is sitting on the floor of her garage leaning against a wall smoking a cigarette
>a few feet away Lars is still laying there face down minutes after they finished
>Lars slowly raises himself up, his face despondent
>Vidalia [half grinning]: "Hey, Lars right? Sorry about all the "bitch"es and "faggot"s. I didn't mean it. I was just caught up in the moment, you know?"
>Lars [still despondent]: "yeah"
>Lars grabs his pants and slowly puts them back on.
>Vidalia: "Want a cig?"
>Lars: "uh, no thanks"
>Lars grabs his backpack and begins walking out.
>Vidalia: "Oh, and in case your interested, I teach painting here Wednesdays at 6:30. You should come." she says with an ever so slight devious grin.
>Lars pauses, looking around at the paintings. "I'm not really-"
>Vidalia tilts her head forward and with a serious face looks deeply into Lars eyes.
>Lars: ... "s-sure, I'll try it out"
>Lars walks out.
>Vidalia: "See you then, tiger."
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>>5790482
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>>5790478
>It's okay to put someone in a coma forever because they won't know they're in a coma
Please seek psychiatric help
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>>5790480
>>5790487
Who would voice her?
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>>5790489
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>>5790500
>telsl anon to watch the show
>says he does watch and understand the show but then proceeds to prove he is woefully ignorant of the show
>points this out to anon
>anon tries deflecting the issue of his ignorance
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>>5790488
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>>5790535
>I know! I'll just ignore his point! That means I win!
[ Reaction image ]
(You)
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>>5790514
Fuck that's a hard question, I don't even know if she'd even talk, she'd be a demented fusion looking to destroy everything she comes across.
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Mods are DEAD. Post autism!
>Day 2 of Human-Gem war, Gem fleet annihilated in orbit after tense standoff
>Day 30, second fleet three times the size arrives and takes out orbital launch emplacements. They take heavy losses but nonetheless begin taking out military installations across the world over the coming months.
>Day 150, Gems begin a renewed campaign targeting civilian population centers, millions dead. Major population centers are being evacuated and the UN Strategic Command is doing their best to keep them fed and constantly on the move.
>Day 210, UNSC successfully launches first barrage of surface to orbit missiles since the second invasion. Missiles are produced by an increasingly modular and mobile industrial infrastructure roaming the world using the millions of refugees willing to do anything to take the fight to the gems.
>Day 656, gem fleet pulls out of Earth orbit. Observation stations confirm they are regrouping around Saturn having gradually taken heavy losses from the anti-orbital strikes and the increasingly hard to target human population centers. UNSC begins plans for interplanetary defence missiles using reverse engineered gem-tech.
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TITS GOOD
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>>5790557
strike three nigger
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>>5790618
Delet this
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>>5790567
The point is that you don't watch the show, as is evident by you saying Bismuth knows time is passing.
It's beyond me why you are so adamant about characters based on conclusions proven ignorant.
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>>5790413
You suck, Lamar
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What is the next big threat going to be
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>>5790569
Lillian Randolph would be a funny voice for her, assuming she wasn't dead.
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>>5790658
Connies parents are going to move for business reasons
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>>5790494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SBY_fUpmnQ
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>>5790665
it's literally a matchstick
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>>5790650
I never said Bismuth knew time passed, I said she's trapped in darkness forever because Steven is too lazy to try talking things out. Then you sperged out so congrats?
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Can someone post that STOP LEAKING image of steven and lapis, thanks.
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Reddit.
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>>5790672
just like one of my japonies mangoos
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>>5790658
Lapis after she fusion kidnaps Sapphire and the gems must to a newly formed ice castle to stop Lapis's rape plans 2.0
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>>5790693
literally second image on "steven universe stop leaking"
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>>5790658
The cluster decides that its resolution was retarded and breaks its bubble.
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>>5790682
Reread your own post. Your entire argument is predicated on Bismuth suffering for eternity. Every single post has been me pointing that out and every single post is you irrationally defending your position. Now you are lying saying you didn't say Steven put Bismuth in a relative Hell. Congrats. So congrats to you too, I guess. Keep making up headcanon to hate specific characters for no real reason.
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>>5790716
(((Lapis is not a rapist.)))
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>>5790730
thanks m8
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>>5790756
>Raped Steven
>Raped Jasper
>Raping Peridot as we speak
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>>5790665
this fusion is fuckn lit
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>>5790134
http://youtu.be/1Gnznm2Xia8
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Trigger tumblr in 5 words or less
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>>5790788
She doesn't waste her time with small fries like Peridot. Lapis only gets wet for quartz.
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>>5790822
Lapis is a nigger
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>>5790324
ok
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>>5790822
"Hey!"
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>>5790854
My brain automatically read this as "could fly"
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>>5790822
White Garnet looks way better
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>>5790788
Lapis gets shit done
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>>5790793
Very funny.
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>>5790834
So Amethyst's next?
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>>5790920
Precisely.
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>>5790822
Pearl is Bi.
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Lappy makes me happy
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>>5790963
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>>5790822
Pearl is not a lesbian
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>>5790963
Lapis can't make anyone happy, that's why she's killing herself.
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>>5790822
Stevidot, Lapiven. Only two genders
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>>5790237
Steven has anti gravity powers
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>>5790618
>Day 750, gem ships are slipping passed UNSC nets and landing gem foot soldiers on Earth's surface. Their attacks are sloppy, but gradually refining into guerrilla tactics.
>Day 780, it didn't take long for gem forces to grow beyond mere guerrilla strikes. Forces of several thousand gems have been mounting conventional attacks on UNSC military and industrial installations all over the globe.
>Day 788, a warp pad has been found by UNSC reconnaissance. Apparently smaller gem ships are bringing warp pads to quickly ferry thousands of gem soldiers to Earth's surface. UNSC redoubles its efforts to find these sites before gem bridgeheads can be established.
>Day 820, fighting has been hard. The shattered and vaporized remains of gems apparently causes a form of "possession". Possessed APCs wander battlefields like feral animals and disease known as gem psychosis is shaking UNSC military ranks. The inhalation of vaporized gems causes hearing voices, hallucinations, and eventual insanity.
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>>5790985
Audios, LazulÃ
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>>5790846
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>>5790985
dying is easy lapis, living is harder
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>>5790985
Will Lapis make Steven be the one to kill her?
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>>5790627
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>>5791041
>Fucking kill me
And yes, he'll cry the whole time.
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>>5791041
Only if he murdercocks her. But by the time that happens she'll enjoy it too much and will want to live to experience it again, thus promoting Steven's murdercock to the next level: saviorcock
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>>5791082
>he'll cry the whole time.
Steven'll make a great father.
>>
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superpower_Wiki
Hit the "Random Page" button.
You need to use your superpower to poof a Lapis that is near a large body of water and knows you are coming. Can you do it?
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>>5791119
congratulations anon, it's a boy!
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>>5791132
Yes, of Connie's children.
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>>5791021
>gem psychosis
>feral APCs
spoopy
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>>5791132
Took me a minute.
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>>5791133
>Nephilim Physiology
>that fucking power list
Holy shit, bye-bye blue bitch.
>>
what does /sug/ bench/squat
>95
>145
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Could a Gem benefit from injecting T?
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>>5791133
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
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>>5791239
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Ball_Projection
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>>5791223
T virus? They're not necessarily organic so 50/50, it could if they so desired.
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>>5791133
>Arctic Creation
>User can create a frozen wasteland either from nothing or by shaping existing environment to the form they want.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Arctic_Creation
Huh... do we know whether or not Lapis can create or control ice? Because if not I think I have her beat on my first try. If she can then this is the worst possible power.
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>>5791298
She made ice weapons for her creations, so probably.
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>>5791197
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>>5791239
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Neutrality_Force_Manipulation
Nah
Live and let Live
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>>5791239
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nightmare_Manipulation
Well okay then
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>>5791133
>Possibility Manipulation
Don't even need to break a sweat.
>>
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>>5791239
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Limitation_Inducement
PSSH
NOTHING PERSONELL, KID
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>>5791336
>force her to dream of Steven dying
This is awful.
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>>5791202
I squat seven inches from ground and finger to lips bench a 5 pound vodka
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>>5791133
Destruction Embodiment
I will be fine
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destruction_Embodiment
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>>5791133
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Punishment
OHOHOHO I'MMA HAVE FUN WITH DIS
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>>5791360
>Kenshin
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>>5791381
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>>5791381
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>>5790695
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First dubs decides how many times I hit random on here and what gem I draw with that power
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superpower_Wiki
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>>5790983
For my sake I hope she's bi
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>>5791469
Five times.
Jasper.
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>>5791469
fuck off with your dubs
stop posting
stop drawing
just kill yourself
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>>5791469
3 times
Jasper
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>>5791469
One with Amethyst.
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>>5791466
huh
Tumblr.
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>>5791469
2 with Opal.
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>>5791469
blooper
7 times
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>>5791469
7 times Lapis
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>>5791469
6 times
Corrupted or semi-corrupt Jasper
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>>5791469
4 times with Kosmochlor.
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>>5791469
13
Stevonnie
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>>5791469
3 times
Lapis
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>>5791522
Winrar
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>>5791239
2nd try.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipresence
CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS!
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/r/ing this with Peridot
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>>5791469
8 times
jasper
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>>5791469
Eight times with Jon Arbuckle.
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>>5791559
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>>5791133
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Key_Manipulation
Of fucking course i get what might be the worst power on the site
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>>5791614
I'm sure you could make it useful someday anon, [spoiler] patience is key.[/whycan't we spoil shit god damn it]
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>>5791133
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Accelerated_Perception
Too easy
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This is your personal Peridot. Take good care of her please
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>>5791722
Please do this.
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>>5791722
Sorry, we don't accept refunds on our top-quality Peridots.
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>>5791133
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/God_Hand
dragon kick her right back to homeworld
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>>5791732
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Why did I save this?
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>>5791741
I have other ways of selling her.
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>>5791522
I've never drawn Stevonnie. Should be fun.
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>>5791753
Then she'll just come back with reinforcements.
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>>5791759
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>>5791793
>Power/Ability to: Increase the air
It's just them breathing because their human lungs let them release more air
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>>5791808
cute drawing senpai
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>>5791799
can jasper handle my impetuous style and impregnable defenses?
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>>5791838
>>
Why can't I have as much fun with my irl friends as I do hanging out with you guys?
Why does real life seem so fake?
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>>5791847
Thank you
I still really need to work on arms more
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>>5791821
fart gas
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>>5791848
Malachite can.
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>>5791854
Comfort zones, and you're a faggot.
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>>5791854
Because you don't have to worry about looking like an asshole and it having long lasting effects on many factors of your life if you fucked up a simple conversation over the internet.
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>>5791660
Carlos, you got too much hair there my boy!
>5791874
Malachite can visit me whenever she wants!
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>>5791854
You must be boring to be around.
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>Cloud Connie will never come back and continually subvert Steven's inhibitions like weaponized alcohol
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>>5791854
>>5791894
Chill with me for a day and you'll be the coolest guy around
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>>5791901
Never say never. Crewniverse loves callbacks, I wouldn't be surprised if cloud Connie made a return.
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>>5791889
We seem to be in quite a hairy situation, but I'm sure we can get to an agreement, let's not get bald here.
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>>5791793
I'm watching an episode of Xiaolin Showdown so I can see how those air powers work for this
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>>5791924
How many of these do you have? Are you prepared to max out the image limit with bald Steven alone?
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>>5790889
DELETE THIS
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Opal is bulimic
Be more like Opal.
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>>5791995
Shut it, nigger
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>>5792007
Opal? More like Nopal.
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>>5790846
What's up faggot?
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>>5791901
The boners that will never be born... sad.
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>>5791964
Touche my friend from another two dimension! I like to keep my insults like I keep my hair, clean cut.
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>>5791924
Oh, it's you. Long time no see, stud.
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>>5790889
that actually looks kinda cool
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So, /sug/ tell me how you're procrastinating right now.
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>>5792030
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>>5791965
Actually it's just Mirror Gem
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>>5792007
Opal needs a hug
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_kBiH4q7hE
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>>5791133
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Failure_Embodiment
I don't know what I was expecting.
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>>5792019
Opal stays nimble and thin by purging all of the delicious food she eats from her body.
You can have your cake and eat it too!
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>>5792049
>>5792033
Fancy seeing you two gorgeous damsels here too!
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>>5792053
>>5792007
I think I just got this Opal meme.
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>>5792068
Wait, what the fuck is that gif from? My curiosity has been eternal peaked.
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>>5792079
I will crush you like a tiny clam.
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>>5792046
I need to apply for a job to a specific website, but I'm not, and I don't know why.
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>>5790458
I think it's around 1/4 gay, because of Steven's gem situation
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>>5792030
I hair you keep those on your locks, but I don't want to start splitting hairs.
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>>5792124
Nice
I'm currently procrastinating on an essay and studying for an economics test
help
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>>5792130
Someone murder this child.
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There's a new guy at my work and he's really hot and I accidentally dropped pizza sauce on his shoe today and it was really embarrassing and I think I'm going to quit so I never have to embarrass myself in front of him ever again
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>>5792139
Tell me something about what might be on the test.
>>
When is Pearl gonna rape Steven?
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>>5792096
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>>5792149
Good call. You can never go back.
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>>5792155
It's an application test
I have to make a choice
I missed it though so I can tell you what everyone else got
they got the list of hilary's and trump's policies
they had to write up about all of them and how they effect the economy and then make a choice
I'll have to do something similar, but different
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Post Stevonnie. There is NEVER enough Stevonnie loving in this general.
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>>5792123
I'm trying to give you some helpful advice.
Don't you wish you could eat delicious, rich foods all day without gaining a pound? Or maybe you just want to eat to de-stress yourself?
Well, if you throw it up like Opal, you'll never have to worry about it ever again! You can eat to your heart's content!
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>>5792149
>not cleaning his shoes
Yeah, never return.
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>>5792096
My, quite the charmer, aren't we?
When did little Steven lean to be so charismatic?
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>>5790514
Vin Diesel
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>>5792111
If I had to hazard a guess, I'd say the regressor, but im not postive
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>>5792188
How is it a test if it requires foreknowledge of some random topic that you can't know ahead of time?
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>>5792130
Again touche, but would you please remove your toupee?
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>>5792193
Shut the fuck up, Nopal. I like Sugilite better, anyways.
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>>5792193
If Opal sees this she might try to go spoop-mode again, knock it off.
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>>5791553
Maybe I'll color it but have this for now
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>>5792198
>lean to be
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>>5792254
That crab has spent too much hanging out with lapis.
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>>5792251
PLEASE
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>>5792251
Jesus Christ, you're cool and all, but that's like the 3rd request you've done for me this month.
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Post best gem.
>pic related
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>>5792229
Don't be a Buzz kill man, don't be a nit pick, I haven't even started, I'm shaving the best jokes for later.
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>>5792292
At least it's not Jasper again
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>>5792198
Baby, I'm the pure definition of charismatic.
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>>5792299
Kys, dapperoni faggotli
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>>5792220
I need to practice and have the terms memorized I think we're literally getting marks for using the terms
stuff like diminishing marginal benefit, elasticity, the roles of the government in the economy, shit like that
I'm probably fucked desu
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>>5792299
>Murderer
>Best gem
Pick one
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Is Amethyst a pedophile?
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>>5792320
>implying Bismuth is dead
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>>5792304
I have a crap-ton of images in a backlog for random requests, but I've been trying to get the Jasper ones out of the way, first.
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>>5792194
Look at this timestamp
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>>5792312
What is diminishing marginal benefit?
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>>5792330
I could weave if you wanted, you guys are a tuft crowd.
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>>5792366
Shut up, PERIDOOKIE
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>>5792306
That sparkle off of your bald head seals that deal!
So, what can I do for you ,anyways?
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Is it cheating if you "moms" are simply warming her up for you?
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>>5792326
of course
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Certainly not if they are warming you up too.
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>>5792310
>>5792399
>implying that I'll do what you say because your input matter o much to me
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>>5792369
If I wind up doing them you can't stop me!
But if I see anything that I did RE-requested, I'll leave it well alone
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>>5792387
The diminishing benefit from having additional units of something
like for example if you have 5 monkeys at a zoo vs 100
each monkey is 'worth more' if there are 5
the value of adding more monkeys is diminishing
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>>5792431
>deadposting
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>>5792193
No, Opal needs help.
If she doesn't stop, her gem could shatter at any time and she will lose her beautiful hair.
Steven needs to stop this once and for all, he needs to help Opal.
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>>5792301
>>5792397
Kid, you're about as cool as the amount of hair on my head. Go on, get out of hair. This fight isn't fair cause your head isn't bare!
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>>5792465
>bubbleposting
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>>5792451
I pull most of the images from /b/ and /pol/ so they tend to be pretty random
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>>5792465
>taking the bait
Anon, I honestly expected better from you.
>>
>>5792452
Does the US government control how much money is in circulation? Could they cause runaway inflation like Venezuela if they wanted to to by printing more money?
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>>5792506
You're making me paranoid
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>>5792478
You could comb over and tell that to my face you'll see what I'm made of if you're stropping by, I'll even give you some time to mullet over, so please behive yourself while I browse the internet.
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>>5792567
Whops, forgot my face.
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Balls or no balls?
Vagina or no vagina?
Penis is mandatory.
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>>5792553
I guess you could take it as a sort of test. Also,
>having this many pictures of Jasper
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>>5792540
I dunno we're not in to that yet
plus am leaf
I think the treasury is actually a separate entity from the us gov though
and yes they do control how much is in circulation
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>>5792577
>cumming sparkles
>not sand
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>>5792111
http://kingragamuffin.tumblr.com/post/129137466038/only-true-90s-kids-will-remember-this-view-the
I wish it were a real game.
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>>5792585
What do you wanna know? I don't have any secrets.
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>>5792052
nutshack joke
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>>5792198
Mystery GirlxSteven /ss/ when?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zICQJqA7ZTI
When we SU get good background music instead of using lyrics for fucking everything?
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>>5792608
How many non-lewd pics of Jasper, Lapis, and Pearl do you have in total?
How many pics of Steven?
Would you buy SU merchandise, even if it was overpriced?
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>>5792644
When I can find more reaction images of her. We only have one episode to work with, which isn't much.
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>>5792659
This is a joke.
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>>5792682
False.
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>>5792695
>filename
Okay. GG.
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>>5792400
Just wanted to say what's up, and see if everything's chill with you!
>>5792567
>>5792576
I'd rather knot embarrass you, I better cut this roast short and sweet. Comb on, you keep making bald decisions!
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>>5792659
not the guy but
how many su pics do i have? many
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>>5792711
Good, you passed!
Also, if you want to answer those questions seriously, you can. Now that I've asked, I'm actually curious.
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>>5792712
You could use the hairways if it's too far away dude, or you could just you know, curl up and dye, you're unbeweavable guy, also I heard a story about Jasper on the last thread, I hair you give some great head, but enough about these great remarks, I'd rather knot get tied up in this.
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>>5792712
Aw, thank you! That's so thoughtful of you!
Well, next time you need something from me, I'll be sure to help any way I can.
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>>5792740
>I'm actually curious.
Why? You obviously recognize me. Why bother with mundane questions like that?
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flapis schmissflending blen
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>>5792742
>you dogscrace
>>5792821
Catch up on your reading, pic related
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>>5792817
Because I want to get to know you, you goon.
I do like you, after all.
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>>5792821
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>>5792841
im phasing out halfway reading that and cannot for the life of me get the picture of whats going on in that story
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>>5792853
If you're so good at recognizing me after I've recognized you a million times more, then which anon am I?
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>>5792742
When I had curley hair I was in a fro’ternity, I guess they accepted me due to my expansive frocabulary. Carlos, with your amount of hair hair, you could have a huge shavings account.
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>>5792821
b l e n
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>>5791239
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Manipulation
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>>5792904
Your birthday is October 4th.
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>>5792928
RETARD. IT'S THE 5TH, NOT THE 4TH.
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>>5792925
f o r e v e r
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How much can Pearl cum?
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>>5792958
I don't have an answer but maaaan do I love pearl
she hot
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>>5792953
God fucking damn it, I could've sworn I had that.
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>>5792958
o sHIt
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>>5792996
Not the guy but . . .
You were born Oct 12th
because you were born yesterday
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jasper joins lapis and peridot's sex charades when
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>>5792996
Nah, I don't really give a shit.
So, what do you want?
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>>5793019
The roasts are real!
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>>5793019
WHY ARE THE ODDS AGAINST ME TODAY WTF
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>>5792911
I hear you're into some fucked up shit though, are you a hairy tic? Rasta matter man? Is this too butch for you? I'd love to know about it, the shear excitement alone makes me straighten myself up, but I dread you're just another special flake my mane.
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>>5793019
wew
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>>5792251
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>>5793000
>000
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>>5792958
does she have a penis there
it's hard to tell
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>>5793022
Soon
>>5793084
GOOD JOB
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>>5793106
No, don't ruin this for me
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>>5793097
No. Fuck off with that dumb bunch of questions.
And what warranted you to want to "get to know me" now, after all this time? You weird me out.
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>>5792958
how dare you make me like a piece of art that fetishizes piss
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>>5793135
>trying to be a normal human being, only to be deemed "weird"
>mfw
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Postan sex charades
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>>5793205
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>>5793199
Stop being such a crybaby. And you're not answering me, why do you care? Why do you bother?
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>>5793221
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>>5793247
this guy just wants a friend, man
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>>5793274
Really? I thought it was kinda shit and I was like "I'll post this and if i get shit for it then whatever"
For some reason the shit I'm not sure about posting is always the best
but whenever I think of something good it doesn't go so well
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>>5793274
Just...answer me. Why are you making such an honest effort to understand me?
>>
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>>5793335
Girls don't pee. That's just a myth.
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>>5793256
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>>5793355
not even girls who have a feminine penis?
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>>5793355
What about Becky?
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>>5793374
>Sugar
>woman
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>>5793371
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>>5793335
I think most girls can kind of aim where they're peeing while standing, the ending trickle is what's messy and impossible to control
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>>5793390
Simple Carbohydrate is BEAUTIFUL and PURE, and you will NOT BULLY HER.
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>>5793404
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>>5793319
Because I like you.
You played that little game with me so long ago instead of writing me off as a faggot and telling me to kill my self.
Sure, that little thing we had was never my true intent, but you played along anyways.
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>>5793335
http://i.imgur.com/ZYMjJ35.mp4
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>>5793428
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>>5793436
>girls can pee like guys
this changes everything
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>>5793431
Let's not talk about that, okay?
We were just having dumb fun.
So why are you just now starting to talk to me again? Why now?
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>>5793443
Christ
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>>5793463
/co/ figured this out ages ago. Come on now.
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>>5793473
Life took me by the neck and proceeded to gain my full attention. I haven't been on in a while.
And, like I've said, I'm not so good with detecting who is who on this site yet. I'm fairly new.
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>>5793521
You's a long way from home, boy.
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>>5793535
>>5793431
>>5793473
>>5793503
>best soap opera ever
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Working on the Stevonnie with the Air Augmentation. Can I get some critique on it so far on what I should fix.
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>>5793578
that's it
feature length production when
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>>5793535
>I'm not so good with detecting who is who on this site yet.
I already know this.
It was "deadposting" that set you off, wasn't it?
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>>5793550
Fuck that's the best edit yet. My sides
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>>5793501
And that's it
>no new shit in ages
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>>5793550
> Reside on /b/
> Visited /co/ for /sug/
Do your worst. There's nothing left to break.
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>>5793619
Pretty much.
I should really check the old booru for more.
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>>5793638
>/b/
why?
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>>5793473
Shit dude it's just like the show with Connie and Steven, they saw each other one year before the show even started, you guys gotta fuck now, it's fate.
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Post nice covers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE-6pyoAd0Q
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I hope Becky had a magnificent day today! I hope her days will continue to be filled with joy and happiness!
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>>5793671
I never asked for this.
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>>5793619
Nobody wants a meme-spouting midget in their threesome.
Lemon hancer-less peridot was a mistake.
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>>5793711
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>>5793719
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>>5793663
Force of habit. Used to be fun. Now it's up to 7 levels of meta-trolling and genuine sissy-love. But there's fun in poking a hornet's nest.
To be honest, trash /sug/ reminds me of old /b/.
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>>5793734
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>>5793716
Limb enhancer Peri was pretty fine, tho
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>>5793745
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>>5793608
Mm-hmm. Wait...
>Let's not talk about that?
You're embarrassed to be seen with me, aren't you?
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>>5793716
Who would you pick besides memedot
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>>5793760
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>>5793763
I'm not embarrassed of shit!
Stop making this weirder than it has to be!
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>>5793777
Oh my stars!! Rebecca is so beautiful and cute!
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>>5793763
Oh shit it's evolving, it used to be a soap opera, now it's drama.
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>>5793804
The kindness in her soul shines through in her smile! It's wonderful!
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>>5793814
[TENSION RISES]
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>>5793742
I'll take it as a compliment. Thanks.
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>>5793821
Surprise Ian!
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>>5793799
You ARE embarassed! You wish you never did that thing we did!
... I thought we had something. I guess it was just the hopes of a naive newfag.
I'll understand if you don;t want me to talk to you anymore.
>>
>Lars finds out about one of Sourcream's raves and shows up.
>He awkwardly tries to hang out with Jenny and Buck but eventually they walk off and leave Lars to stand around like a wallflower.
>Lars sees the 10/10 mystery girl from last year at the Big Donut.
>She walks over to Buck and Jenny and begin talking and laughing. Lars watches intently from the other side of the ruined gymnasium.
>They are looking down at each other's pants, w-why... suddenly Buck grabs the girl's crotch!
>She is smiling and Buck and Jenny are acting like it's nothing!
>Buck, Jenny, and the girl walk off to the backroom and shut the door.
>Over half an hour goes by, Lars trying to act natural but imagining what is going on in there, until Buck and Jenny walk out.
>They left the door ajar, and where's the girl?
>Lars makes his way over and peaks in. It seems empty.
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>>5793856
His nipples look so suckable in this picture.
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>you will never shower with futa pearl
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>>5793881
Do not sexualize the Ian please!
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>>5793907
Kill me
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>>5793863
I loved the thing we did. I wish it never stopped.
How can I be embarrassed of something if I loved doing it?
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>>5793916
Sexualize Ian exclusively
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>>5793924
NOOOOOO
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>>5793916
memeiverse
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Adorable AF.
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>>5793907
nigga that dicks a goddam eclair
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>>5793959
Lots of gay sex.
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>>5793966
this
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>>5793986
that
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>>5793923
You... did?
Well fuck. Now I feel like an even bigger idiot.
Sorry, guess I just assumed you disliked me after that.
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>>5793697
Fuck that, post your terrible drunk covers.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PfdIwYHpbh
Went digging through the archive to find it.
>>
*tips fedora*
Yare Yare Daze...
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>>5794019
Jotaro does not fucking wear a fedora, you take that shit back!
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>>5794003
Because you always leave me no other choice! What the hell else am I supposed to do when you go off acting like I hate you or something?
I just don't get why you're so clingy. It just doesn't make sense.
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>>5794045
I miss pearlmethyst
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>>5794006
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BALDING
THIN HAIRED
BITCH
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>>5794051
*looks hot*
*strikes a pose*
*stops time
KONO DIO DA
*kicks Danny*
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>>5794045
Hey dev-anon, what's up man?
>>5794060
It's still popular? The fuck?
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>>5794082
Stop it
this is best gem and I love her to an unhealthy extent
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>>5794082
Can't compete
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>>5794054
Guess I should work on both of those, huh?
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>>5794082
DUMB STUPID RETARDED BIMBO RAPIST SLUT
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>>5794082
BEAUTIFUL
CONCEALED
FOREHEAD
>>
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>>5793873
>Lars looks around to see if anyone else is paying attention and sneaks in.
>In the corner he sees the girl, lying there on a bunch of cobweb ridden gym mats.
>Getting closer, Lars notices she has dozed off, and more importantly her pants are undone! Her pubes were just hanging out!
>'T-They were having sex? The three of them? That's so hot' Lars thought to himself with a pang of jealousy.
>Lars couldn't help but get closer to look at the exposed girl's privates, but wait-
>That bulge- It's a penis! That is an unmistakable penis coiled and crammed beneath those denim shorts!
>'Thoughts race through Lars's head. Buck grabbed it! They were both smiling! And Jenny?! Did they really do it?! Was Buck gay?! How could Buck be gay?! He was so cool! Was it just Jenny they were having sex with, but then why did Buck feel up a penis?!...'
>Hardly without thinking Lars had reached out pulled the lip of the pants to get a better look and- *FLOP*
>It was out! It was just hanging out! "Her" penis was just hanging out now!
>'I-It's huge' Lars thought to himself. Much bigger than his 4.5". Like, twice as long if not more!
>'Buck couldn't be gay...' Lars repeated to himself, now on his knees in front of the lying girl's flaccid member.
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>>5794130
Of course, I was pretty surprised at how well you did. If only I had the courage to publicly sing like that.
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>>5794130
Nah dude it's as strong as ever.
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>>5794096
Been doing some drawing >>5793586
What's up with you?
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>>5794114
I don't CARE if you're bad about stuff like that. And don't ask me if you think you need to work on bettering yourself.
You're fine how you are now. Just stop being so...overly-friendly.
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>>5794167
desu I love karaoke. It's like my favorite thing to do when I've been drinking, and it's a billion times better when everyone gets into it. I've found that despite peoples initial embarrassment, you just have to put yourself out there and eventually people will join in.
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>>5794119
MANLY RETARDED FURRY FATASS
>>
A gem decides to commit suicide by cop, kidnaps Connie, and says that unless Steven shatters them they will never stop trying to kill Connie.
Could he do it?
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>>5793586
It's a very nice picture anon, good job.
Although it's Stevonnie so I'm going to have to say it's shit just by virtue.
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>>5794119
>>5794198
You two are the beeeeeeest
>>
How do you guys feel about Colin Howard
>did character model sheets and layouts (alongside Lead Character Designer Danny Hynes and occasionally others) from Gem Glow to Super Watermelon Island
>Wrote/Boarded:
>the 1st half of Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service
>the 2nd half (and I think a scene in the first half) of Gem Hunt
>most of the 3rd quarter of bismuth and maybe the final scene
>first half of bubbled
>first scene and parts of the last 3rd of Mindful Education
>Cooking with Lion, Gem Karaoke, and Video Chat shorts
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>>5794123
>ywn gently push lapis' bangs back to give her a kiss on the forehead
Just fucking end my life
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>>5794102
Damn right, just look at that full head of hair.
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>>5794195
>overly-friendly
That's gonna be a problem. It's kinda who I am.
Tell me, is it really that bad? Me being overly-friendly?
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>>5794185
Nothing much, just decided to jump in to see if you were around man, have you gotten any better?
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>>5794195
I'm on the verge of tears right now, just fucking smooch please ;______; CAN'T YOU IDIOTS SEE YOU LOVE EACH OTHER
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>>5794197
>being this cute
Anon, stop.
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>>5794243
does rubis having almighty loaves of hair add or subtract from their score
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>>5794245
You're melting their heart is what you're doing, they just don't understand the feelings they're having ;____;
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>>5794245
I can't stand people who come off as ridiculously nice because I always feel like they have an ulterior motive behind it.
At least they always have with me.
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>>5794249
I STILL have the cough and stuff that's 2 weeks total tomorrow. I'm in a pretty decent mood right now though.
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>>5794307
I would say it adds, but I'm a Rubyfag so I'm pretty biased.
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>>5794134
FYI the mystery girl is Stevonnie. Lars doesn't know Stevonnie's name.
>Lars felt the tightening in his pants, double checked the doorway and room was empty, and began rubbing his crotch.
>Lars reached out and slid his hand around the enormous manhood of this- this girl.
>Now reaching into his own pants and comparing, he could barely get his fingers around her penis whereas he could completely engulf his fully erect penis with just one of his hands
>The tightening of his hand around her cock in an attempt to touch his finger tips around it had an effect. He looked on in dread as it grew and rose, seemingly reaching out towards his face.
>'Oh my god, it's even bigger! How am going to hide this thing! What am I going to do if she wakes up! What if someone walks in and sees me!...' he thought to himself, but all the while his hand began tentatively exploring the length of the cock.
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>>5794225
Thanks anon. Do you see anything that needs major fixing (other than the character)
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>>5794342
ayyyy
>>5794266
I'll do my best
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>>5794236
Feels fucking awful, man
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>>5794325
>ulterior motive
I have no motive, it's who I am and who I've been for a long time.
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>>5794232
>character designs didn't start sucking until after Colin stopped helping with them
>Kiki's delivery service wasn't that shitty for a stupid filler Towny Episode
>Colin draws a sexy beefy Jasper
>last scene of Bismuth was byootiful
>first half of bubbled was byootiful
>Mindful Education was byootiful
>Shorts were byootiful
>doesn't play favorites or make it obvious that he ships anyone
>is funny without being retarded and autistic like Zuke
Colin is perfect
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>>5794197
I might join in once noone else is home.
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>>5794327
Ah good to hear that you're feeling better bro, also 2 weeks? Jesus, but how's the drawing stuff man? It's looking pretty nice on the other post by the by.
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>>5794387
Whatever.
So what exactly did you want again?
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>>5794245
It's definitely not a bad thing to be overly-friendly, some people might just not feel comfortable around you or might see your kindness as an opening to take advantage of you
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>>5794449
Well, I must say, I've never had something like this happen to me before.
Perhaps it's because I was face to face with those people, they could read my facial expressions and hear my voice.
Damn, communicating with people on the Internet is difficult.
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>>5794419
I feel like I'm still improving. A lot slower than before but that is to be expected. I got some new markers in the mail and the brush pens I got are really nice. Here is the first thing i made with them. >>5791469
The doctor didn't seem too worried when I went in and had the cough for a week so not that worried about it yet. Just having lots of cough drops.
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>>5794415
Please do. I heard someone was going to be doing some drinking at home tonight, maybe they'll join you too.
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>>5794441
>Jasper, Lapis and Pearl pics total
Around 2100
>Pics of Steven
Like 6
>Merch
Quality is a much bigger concern than price. I'm pretty well off, so I'd be fine with forking over a few hundred dollars if I knew the merchandise was good enough.
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>>5794348
>His hand began lightly stroking up and down on the cock, as he did with his own back home.
>He undid his pants and began stroking his own penis.
>She wasn't waking up. She hadn't moved at all.
>Lars began stroking harder, his concentration darting from the cock to her face and back again repeatedly.
>It was harder still, and precum was building up on tip and began dribbling down.
>Without thinking Lars licked the tip to taste the precum. It was salty. He kissed the tip again, exploring the sensation of the tip against his lips.
>His curiosity compelled him deeper, exploring until the corona passed his lips.
>He felt the curves of the head with his tongue, tilting his head so he could feel the top and sides.
>His mouth was wide accommodating the cock past the tip, but how deep could he go?
>Lars began to slowly bob his head, still stroking the base and his own penis.
>Deeper and deeper until he was hitting his own throat halfway down the shaft.
>He was close to cumming and losing himself in the moment when hands began to run through his hair.
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>>5794532
People are leaving for a bit in the morning so it won't be tonight
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remember kids you can eat whatever you want. be like Opal
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>>5794558
I keep forgetting how bad the time zone difference is here. People start to leave as I return from work.
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>>5794532
>I heard someone was going to be doing some drinking at home tonight
Guess who.
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>>5794576
Far out! Have you started yet?
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>>5794501
I was talking about non-internet interactions, I don't think it really matters how nice or mean you are on the internet
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>>5794587
Yeah, about 45 minutes ago.
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so whatchall listening to?
me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nAjUkBEIVU
also, may do requests next thread
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>>5794596
What are you drinking?
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>>5794503
That'll happens when you get good kek, the learning curve gets a little longer, it's a really nice amy by the way.
The cough won't last much longer though I'm sure of it, if the doc said it's good then it probably is.
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>>5794591
Why be rude or mean to people online though?
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>>5794548
>"Oh, Lars" the mystery girl exclaimed, her hand now lightly gripping the back of his head, keeping him in rhythm with his previous head bobbing.
>Lars was shocked and frightened, but too close to resist as the girl kept pushing his head down and now working her hips .
>The huge cock was ramming the back of his throat, trying to force itself deeper.
>Gagging, Lars took his hand out of his own pants and tried tap out, but she wasn't interpreting it correctly. She was only getting more vigorous.
>In the few seconds of resisting Lars's knees had slid around on the dusty gym floor, causing his throat to straighten out.
>Suddenly the resistance was gone and the full length of the tremendous cock was deepthroating Lars.
>Lars could only hold on as this woman used his mouth.
>He could feel her pubes as they brushed against his nose, a-and her testicles as they slapped against his chin with nearly every thrust.
>Bubbles of saliva began to form on the side of Lars mouth as he coughed and gagged, struggling for air.
>More than once the woman held Lars head down for a few seconds and slowly moved her hips around, twisting the cock while in his throat, before resuming. Lars was learning every bulge, every vein on this cock intimately whether he wanted to or not.
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>>5794741
>As hard as a rock and with the throat fucking only getting more vigorous, Lars could feel his throat getting horribly bruised.
>After what felt like an eternity, Lars could tell she was about to cum
>The humping of his face was becoming more shallow and frequent.
>With both of her hands on his head, the mystery Girl made two last long deep thrusts into Lars's throat and then came deep within him.
>He could barely feel it besides the pulsing of the cock, feeling the cum pump through her urethra with his tongue.
>With a few more mid-climax thrusts the taste of the cum hit him. He struggled to breathe but only succeeded in spreading the pungent aroma of her cum to his nose.
>The woman slowly eased her grip and gently ran her hand across Lars face affectionately as Lars took the opportunity to slip away down her lengthy shaft.
>*COUGH* *GASP* *WHEEZE* *COUGH* *GASP* *COUGH*...
>The woman had collapsed back onto the mats in satisfaction.
>Even if Lars could breathe normally, even if he could speak with his battered throat, he wouldn't have known what to say. Should he be angry? Should he feel ashamed? She he feel gratification for getting it on with a hot chick, or, whatever?
>"Holy cow, Lars. That was quite a show" Buck said in his cool monotone voice.
>Lars looked back in horror to see Buck, Jenny, and Sourcream standing there. Lars hurriedly hid his unsatisfied penis in his pants, zipped his pants, and tried wiping the cum and saliva dripping from around his entire mouth.
>"Wow, Laaaars! I didn't know you swung that waaay!" Jenny exclaimed.
>"Far out, man." Sourcream said, turning off his video phone.
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>>5794998
>"I think it is really cool that you can express your sexuality in public. I'd never do it in a dirty gymnasium like this" Buck said.
>*COUGH* "But didn't you, Jenny, and her... didn't you... do it before I came in?"
>"What? No. Stevonnie here told us about 'eir penis. I didn't believe it so I felt it and then we came in here to compare each others. You know, 'you show me your sand I'll show you mine'. I'd never have sex in a dusty gym... or suck a penis... but it I respect your life choices, Lars. I didn't know you had it in you" Buck said, ending with a thumbs up.
>"O-M-G! Kiki is never going to believe this!" Jenny said as her, Buck, and Sourcream filed out of the room.
>Lars was dumbstruck.
>"Uh, hey, Lars?" Stevonnie said after tiddying up. "I don't really know what to do in situations like this, and I don't really come around to Beach City often... Uh, what I'm trying to say is, I really enjoyed it and, um, I'll be sure to stop by and say hi next time in town... I have your number so... call you?"
>Stevonnie awkwardly put a hand out like this was some sort of weird business transaction.
>Lars mouth still agape from confusion took Stevonnie's hand and Stevonnie shook it before Stevonnie marched out of the room.
>Lars just stood there.
>'A hot girl is going to call me' he thought and smirked.
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