/sug/ Steven Universe General - bug butt edition
Last Thread: >>5774544
>Gem Harvest:
Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Seh9WDG2M
>Minisodes:
Stream: https://su-g.pw/minisodes2016
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!t4VEXZhI
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0000
>Onion Gang:
Stream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tc82e
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x07.mp4
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
/trash/: http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
>Dedicated /sug/ website
https://sug.rocks
>>5778935
Jasper is fat
Jasper is fit
STUPID FUCKING EDGY-ASS FACEMELTING BIMBO
>>5778848
>but i want to know how i can save it as a regular jpg/png file
Not sure what you mean by this. If you can save :orig, then that's as good as you can get
Keep experimenting I guess
>>5778729
>>5778745
Brid's Lapises are great
>>5778971
>>5778986
>>5779023
that's fucking garbage m8
>>5779023
>>5779054
yeah no, still garbage
>>5779062
>>5779065
kill yourself
>>5778985
Agreed. Is that new?
>>5779120
at least post the link to the artist
>>5779120
kill yourself
>>5779125
Not doing black magic here
If I found it then you can, too
There was a lot of Rubies in the last thread. Let's keep it that way.
BREATHE THAT REEFER IN MAH LUNGS
Sorry, I was asleep for the past few threads
>>5779404
the best ruby
>>5779445
b0llsh1t
So... are Quartzes only gems with actual titties?
>>5779457
No, Steven is a quartz and he does not have... Oh, wait...
>>5779475
Uhh....
>implying something here?
/r/ing Lapis using her water powers on Sapphire sexually.
Top kek though.
>>5779484
S T O P
T
O
P
>>5779456
I don't see you proving me wrong
Which gem is the most like Kiryu Kazuma?
>>5779483
Only that Steven has tits like every quartz should.
>>5779517
Earth sympathy is for humans and/or pussies.
Is Ruby a human ?
Just made the left side of pic related my phone wallpaper. Looks nice~
>>5779569
That's real damn neat wall paper there.
Lappy makes me happy
>>5779597
>Lappy makes me happy
>makes ME *fappy*
>>5779619
Lapis is for hugs
>>5779627
>you say for but
I say for fug
>>5779619
Whatever floats your boat pal
>>5779644
>filename
It's satan
>>5779619
No fappy for me for a while. My dick burned out after my 14th last night. Its raw and limp right now, like a flat tire.
lapiven
>>5779998
makes me sick
I'm kind of new to /SUG/.
How do you guys feel about Stevidot?
>>5780059
It seems like it used to be a lot more popular, but ever since lapis and peridot now live together (and appear to be BFFs), there doesn't seem to be as much talk of it anymore?
>>5780059
I feel bad about anyone who isnt lapis
>>5780059
's alright.
>>5780067
That's a shame. We need to bring it back.
>>5780059
It's okay. Why do you ask?
Also it's /sug/, when you capitalise it it sounds to much like HSG.
Bob Dylan just won a Nobel Prize, when will it be Sucrose's turn?
>>5780071
I want to protect that snort.
>>5780059
It is THE OTP.
>>5780093
It's supposed to
Most generals came after HSG , taking the /xxg/ format because too many generals had weird acronyms like EGG, so the easiest way to tell them apart from external acronyms was to spell it like it was a board on its own
HSG just stuck real hard for whatever reason
>>5780145
Lets protect it together
>>5780155
I know that but I'd really like to forget any and everything about HSG my man. Too bad Indexer jumped ship and brought his autism with him.
>>5780093
Just wanted to know if I'd be welcome here.
>>5780153
Hell yeah it is!
>>5780165
who do you think you're talking to?
: ^ )
KIND OF LATE, BUT SPICY.
>>5780182
Why shouldn't I put it in the butt, Sapphire? What are you not telling me?
>>5780187
It's a cardinal sin, you need Jesus in your life.
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>5780195
I wish I could sage individual posts posts, anon..
>>5780194
I guess the Lord put a saph-fire in your heart, huh?
[spoiler]But if i impregnate my gemfu she'll die.
>>5780207
Cute anime girle~
>>5780210
It's that or eternal damnation, sinner, SO DO IT.
>>5780233
What if she makes her vagina a butthole?
>>5780182
kill yourself
>>5780235
Then it's not really a vagina is it?
>>5780243
Imagine.
>>5780059
Hot.
>>5780301
>it's my mom
What the fuck?
>>5780425
This was made back when YD was thought to have been Peri's mother figure.
>>5779540
Garnet
More wedding leaks when
>>5780517
Soon. This is obviously from the upcoming lapidot wedding in Gem Harvest!
>>5780540
>lapidot
>implying Jasper won't come back to steal her lover's heart once again
>>5780548
I feel so conflicted, I hate lapidot cancer, but I also hate malachite, I don't know who to root for...
>>5780548
>Lapis gets fucked by a corrupted Jasper while Peri waits at the altar
>Peridot is too ignorant to be upset
>>5780570
Root for Stevidot and Preg.
Grasper is also fine.
>Steven will never be your friend
Why even live
>>5780589
Steven is everyone's friend.
Except Kevin.
>>5780579
>Preg
No, all other ships are whatever, but this is OG.
>>5780518
>>5780604
kill yourself
>>5780604
>Not shipping Amy with Vidalia
What are you, gay? Actually, don't answer that.
>>5780637
>Shipping Amy with a married woman
You are a disgrace to your lineage! Dishonor to you!
>>5780662
>married women can't be shipped
>laughing hands.jay peeg
>>5780570
>I also hate malachite
shit taste
>>5780693
>Unironically liking malashite
A SHIT.
>>5780706
>not liking best rape baby
She just wants love, anon, don't be an asshole. Best rape baby never asked to be made.
What are you groovin' to, ironically or not, /sug/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBkzYvFIGD4
I need Stevens in dresses. Now.
I want Pearl to put a baby in my belly.
>>5780697
They're like Zorak and Moltar.
>>5780847
Just chillin
https://youtu.be/RV5jJrv2kjY
I made a peri
>>5780847
https://youtu.be/GMYf0kaogy0
>>5780969
No, you my friend, made a mistake.
>>5780858
all i'm gonna give you is some rope so you can kill yourself with it
>>5780917
kill yourself
>>5780969
YOU DID ME A FRIGHTEN FOR THE LAST TIME
>>5780970
I had a dream me and Amethyst fugged
Are you jealous?
>>5781069
I had a dream me and Peri fugged. So no.
>>5781069
I had a dream where I almost got to see Amethyst take a shower
Does /sug/ like tarot or some other spiritual shit?
>>5781069
>jealous of a dream
I'm not autistic
>>5781143
I don't really care about that stuff but I like cool tarrot decks. I have the binding of isaac one. this would be a cool one to have also.
>>5781143
Tarot designs can be cool, but the spiritual stuff is shit.
>>5781143
>The Chariot
>not Greg and his van
>The Emperor
>not Mayor Dewey
>>5781218
I disagree with some too, Amy should be the devil and Pearl should be the hierophant, it just makes more sense.
>>5779583
wow i can't believe steven universe was actually porn all alo
>>5780589
>ywn get punched in the face by steven after you tell him lion lickers are better than cookie cats
what's the point
>>5781335
All what? Did Candle Ja
>>5779569
>>5781385
Just made. I just made it my wallpaper. It's already my wallpaper. You're post was terribad
>>5779120
Oh no, the one I posted is over a year old.
/sug/ IS DEAD, MODS ARE DEAD, EVERYONE IS DEAD BUT ME, WHY IS LIFE SO CRUEL?
>>5781557
We all get what we deserve.
>>5781557
I'm just sitting here waiting for Steam to refund a shit game I thought would be fun so I can buy the new EDF instead.
Also the original gif is so much better.
>>5781581
Shit dude I donate my karma should be high as shit.
>>5781589
What game did you buy ,anon?
>>5781589
What game?
does anyone have the non-vagina lipstick version of this
I drew this for an anon on /v/
Not the best and not exactly what he asked for but eh...
>>5781637
The outlines look nice, but gotta work on that coloring.
>>5781657
I'm new to using a tablet and drawing programs so anything I do will be pretty novice.
>>5781608
>>5781609
SMASH+GRAB
The combat looked fun until I learned that it was just MMO-tier clicking.
>>5781707
>The combat looked fun
I do not think we've seen the same trailer desu
Combat looked like garbage
>>5778941
http://youtu.be/1Gnznm2Xia8
>>5781707
Looks repetitive as shit, but so is EDF.
Peri says hi
>>5780589
Why would I want to befriend a heartless serial muderer?
>>5781069
In your dreams.
>>5781768
Peri should burn in hell.
>>5780847
Pogo
>>5781883
>>5781794
Delete this
>>5781927
I'll delete this meme existence.
>>5780494
>a buddy's reblog
Between this and the "Fuse?" collab, have to say based iml4 for keeping on keeping on. I'm recalling all the angry Tumblr feces that were flung back when she posted that one AU jaspis pic
And her commission prices aren't bad, maybe I'll bite. Especially because we've yet to see how she draws a finished Jasper/her body
>>5782015
>pearl successfully uses violence to rid peridot of her eating disorder
Peridot
is
very hot
>>5780697
WH-WHAT IS THIS SHIP?
I like it
I drew a lappy
>>5782114
>Hide post
>>5782114
that's one crappy lappy
>>5782114
thanks.
>>5782176
Ayyyyyy
>>5782114
Wait... why isn't the shit coming out her butthole?
>>5781794
The fuck you just say?
>>5781699
What program are you using?
>>5782244
She deserves endless suffering.
>>5782376
Peri deserves happiness.
Love you /sug/
>>5782500
No, only death.
>>5782502
Love you too, weird dog.
>>5782500
I hate how they just got rid of the doll.
>>5782544
Having it 'dead' and floating around while peridot proudly wears the bowtie is a great twist
>all that fluff fanart of her cuddling it
Drowning the thing was probably Lapis' own decor idea, too
>>5782502
>>5782114
>>5782144
>>5782176
>>5782185
>>5782238
I drew another Lappy
which one do you like more?
>>5782599
They're both shit.
>>5782586
the crew knew what they were doing.
>>5782599
More like this please
Do another character in that chibi style
bulimic
>>5782695
subsquibe
>>5782599
I like it!
>>5782544
I like what they did with it in beta, but it that's it's last appearance I'll be pretty disappointed.
>>5782695
Becky?
>>5782757
What if she mechanizes its remains, it'll be freaky and great
>pumpkin dog dies a premature death
>with she and lapis distraught, she goes all Dr. Frankenstein and brings the alien doll to life
>>5782599
>belly button
REE
>>5782500
Pineapple, how could you!
>>5782757
>Peri is atop the barn.
>Lapis is watching.
"I don't think thats safe Peridot!"
"Its okaaaaaay, I saw this in a movie!"
>Peri pulls off a sheet, revealing the alien doll, its neck crudely sown together.
"I will make him alive!"
"But its storming out here!"
"Don't worry, Steven taught me all about rain..."
>gets hit by lightning.
>lands in front of Lapis.
"Peri, I have something to tell you."
"Yeah?"
"Your doll's on fire."
"Wow, thanks."
Let's get this thread back on track.
>>5781432
I made it for other people. Not you.
>>5783000
okay
does steven know about opal's disorder?
>>5782813
>>5783045
Why is rupphire the cutest thing?
>>5783007
Fuck off I thought of it first REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5782919
>"Wow, thanks."
Do you think peri ever has bouts of self awareness where she realizes she's a meme and sends herself into a temporary existential hell?
>>5782599
>>5782608
>>5782632
>>5782670
>>5782741
>>5782865
have another
>>5782908
I'm sorry I can't resist.
>>5783093
What does Christmas have to do with Frankenstein?
>>5783087
Cutie
>>5783056
Tiny loveydovey and colorful
>>5783115
Have you posted this on your tumblr yet? I didn't see it.
>>5783139
Dude you high?
>>5782627
why in the fuck would you stretch the smalle images you fuck
I made a fucking webm on how to stitch shit and there's still people too retarded to do it right
>>5782721
kill yourself
>>5783163
Yeah it's actually kinda old, made it around when the episode aired.
Requests?
>>5783201
Why do you index ones that are jokes instead of just ones that are not max res
>>5783201
Don't forget to like, subsquibe, and kys.
>>5783181
Not everyone has seen your webm; you're not as important as you seem to think.
>>5783208
replace dumbbells with horse cocks
>>5783087
This one also looks like shit.
>>5783208
Jasper on the gym
>You mirin?
>>5783208
>>5783232
He can't help it, he's autistic
>>5783181
If we had the ability to see into other people's minds I would want to look at yours. What goes on in that thick dense mind of yours Indexter?
It can't be pretty
>>5783208
>>5783349
Seconding Jasper anything
>>5783181
S-Stop sodomizing our computers with your big thick *ah* extensions and *mff* files sizes.
>>5783232
here you cunt
>>5783384
You mean like taking courses in psychology?
Never too late
>>5783453
>you can use math in the pixel boxes
oh shit, didn't know that. does it only work in the mexican version
>>5783453
I-I didn't a-aaaaah-sk for this! I didn't want to c-cccum like this. Not like this!
>>5783093
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if she does at some point. Actually she already does a bit.
>"BEHOLD! MY NEW INNOVATION!!"
>"I MADE YOU IN MY IMAGE AND YOU'LL DO AS I SAY!"
"Come now my little creation, you can assist in harvesting the rest of your kind"
goodnight /sug/
>>5783453
Actually I've had psychology courses, but I'm talking about something that goes beyond that
>>5783507
I think most programs allow simple arithmetics nowdays, GIMP has had that for a good while
Dunno if SAI has it, PS should, haven't tried kirita so I don't know about that
Drew you fucks a lapis, goonight /sug/.
>>5783533
You mean like getting a phd and advancing your field of studies?
>>5783512
Damn some shit is definitely going down in the half hour special. The promo was foreshadowing to something.
so... anyway
when's Gem Harvest getting aired?
>>5783815
Fall 2017
>>5783815
November
>>5783815
November 1 12:00AM
>>5783815
DIngo will leak it 20 minutes into the day after THanksgiving
>>5783892
Maybe they're in Eastern Europe or Asia?
>>5783892
Time zones, friend. Of which you're clearly in a different one from me, seeing as it's 3 in the afternoon here.
>>5784049
East coast represent!
>>5784070
East coast is the beast coast!
does Greg need a boyfriend
>>5784101
West coast is best coast. Just kidding I went to high school in Virginia.
>>5784129
no,but i do
>>5784145
London.
>>5784187
>implying it's not a dude
What are you, fucking gay?
and steven universe...
>>5784197
Newfag.
>>5784206
I'm so glad Steven Universe is finally cancelled
I drew a Lapis too..
>>5784266
draw a cigarette in her left hand
>>5784266
Draw a gun on the ground.
>>5784266
give her a dick
>>5784266
Draw some pills on the ground
what is she going to do?
>>5784397
rape Steven of course
>>5784406
Pearl wall anon here
I kinda just realized I had all the necessary materials in my house to put this together
so this is the result
I can't tell if this is the end of my life or just the beginning
I'll have to dismantle it later though
>>5784397
Kill herself.
>>5779998
Good shit, my dood
>>5780059
Stevidot is also good shit, my man, very cute and playful, in show the two interacting is always adorable
>>5784420
mine is better
>>5784397
get killed off in season 4 finale
>>5784452
fuck really
alright that's pretty good
I did just throw this together
>>5784452
Shrine quality=character quality
>fired from my first full-time job after 3 months
>unemployed for a month
>not sure whether to take my last job off my resume and have a five month gap, or admit to being a dickhead who didn't know what he was doing
>>5784397
dab
>>5784397
Shatter herself, hopefully.
>>5783201
Better get indexing
>>5784475
are you the movie theater guy, if so we've already been through this
today i've been in an art exhibition seeing what must have been a replica of that famous descartes portrait (or at the very least a very similar portrait of descartes). All I could think of was the fucking meme. Kill me already.
>>5784490
no, I was a programmer
>>5784420
>>5784452
jfc if this goes on I will make a shrine dedicated to you fags and your ridiculous dedication
>>5784397
Help Steven carry on his legacy by taking his seed
>>5784524
So it's a shrine for shrines? metashrine
>>5784542
Welcome to /trash/sug/
>>5784529
He can only have one kid with Lapis, he could have dozens with COnnie
>>5784538
exactly.
>>5784542
I'm deconstructing it later
>>5784542
wheredoyouthinkyouare.mp3
>>5784542
reminds me of one of my /f/avourites
http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=81688&n=ronery.swf
>>5784550
Their child will be the perfect soldier.
Or just a stuck-up crybaby.
>>5784397
She'll sacrifice herself to save both Steven and Peridot, getting herself shattered.
And then, I'll cry like a baby...
>>5784594
They wouldn't inherit any of Steven's quartz abilities, just his human side.
Okay. If Steven has a gem, would he be killed through sex? If he fucks a gem, does it kill both of them and the child is a permafusion that, since it has nothing to split into, could exist forever?
>>5784613
I don't know, man. Steven's probably got some A+ genetics in addition to the hydrokinesis the kid would have.
>>5784503
why did you get fired? are you shit at programming?
>>5784621
No, he's a male and he doesn't gestate.
>>5784640
A predisposition to childhood obesity is about the only thing he's got going on.
>>5784649
No, I was a good programmer, just couldn't keep my anger under wraps
>>5784676
What were your responsibility? Languages, platform, frontend backend?
Looking at getting into the field myself
>>5784621
Rose could have probably had Steven without giving her gem to him, since she was apparently able to shape shift a womb and egg cells. So Steven should just be able to blow his loads in anyone with a vag and make babies without dying
>>5784312
>>5784333
>>5784363
>>5784370
>>5784395
and gave her a fever and runny nose because
I'm so rarely on 4chan around christmas. Say guys, does /co/ have a yearly "dinner with waifu" like /a/? If not, seeing some of you guys, this could be a nice tradition to establish on /trash/.
>>5784660
So his kids will be humans?
Or if they will be half-gems how they obtain gemstones?
>>5784701
Not only that, but even if you make the argument that Rose only had gem "DNA" to pass on, then it's nullified when you consider that Steven has both gem and human so he wouldn't need to give up his gem.
>>5784709
If he fucks a human, then the kid'll be a human. If he fucks a gem, they'll become a hybrid, just like him.
>>5784683
server-side ai scrpiting, and an automated web app tester in python
>>5784703
Shifuto?? Why don't you sign no more
>>5784703
ANON DELIVARS, fucking glorious I love it.
>>5784703
That Lapis has had a hard life.
>>5784722
but since there's no DNA to scramble with ...
wouldn't steven's human children be actually greg's by proxy? Thus Steven's children would be genetically equivalent to brothers
>>5784705
Oh shit we should do that
Let's pick a date
>>5784640
>steven+lapis=25 % quartz baby with water powers
>steven+peridot=25% quartz baby with metal powers
>steven+amethyst=75% quartz baby with regular quartz abilities
>steven+pearl=25% quartz baby with sand powers and a gem storage (implying only pearl got that power)
>steven+garnet=25%ruby 25% sapphire 25 % quartz baby with ice and fire abilities
>steven+jasper=75% quartz baby with a regular quartz abilitiesx2 also cool hair
conclusion=steven's baby will kick ass no matter what
>>5784703
byootiful
>>5784732
hey that sounds pretty neat
what sort of ai?
web app tester?
>>5784729
>If he fucks a gem, they'll become a hybrid, just like him.
So it's viral transformation, and Rose created an abomination which kills the gems and transforms killed into more of it's kind?
>>5784757
And if he fucks connie?
daily feminine dose
>>5784734
I dunno lol
>>5784738
>>5784761
you're welcome
>>5784752
yeah man
>>5784788
he won't
>>5784757
I can't wait till the series finale when all the gems offer their bodies and lives to Steven so that he can spread his genes and a new race can be created
>>5784703
living the dream
>>5784805
Why not?
>>5784756
well traditionally it's christmas eve, I think it's a good date.
>>5784767
it was a tech support robot basically
>>5784776
I mean, the very formation of gems is parasitic to the surrounding environment because they leech resources from the ground, so why not?
>>5784792
chesticles
>>5784754
I guess
>>5784819
oh that's pretty cool
>>5784788
the baby will just be 25 % quartz and 75 % human,aka a lil shit
>>5784792
I would
>>5784831
Would suck
>>5784847
Then what if said baby fucks another gem?
>>5784840
It was, but because I got fired after 3 months I don't really know if it should be on my resume. Either I have a huge gap, or I explain I was a moron who got fired
>>5784817
>>5784831
>>5784868
So what did you do again? you got mad?
It's still experience you could maybe put down and say it ended due to unfortunate circumstances or some shit
>>5784792
>feminine
There's that word again. Are you really so deep in the closet that you need to constantly reassure yourself of this?
>>5784831
I'd tag it: reverse paizuri
>>5784892
if by closet you mean meme hell I'd say he is
>>5784485
look at all that effort for mediocre shitposting material
you gotta step your game up
>>5784881
now post the pearl one because I don't have it
>>5784485
>bimbo
what if pearl had feminine dick-nipples
>>5784948
What if you killed yourself? Better do it so we can find out.
>>5784948
What if she had feminine nutsacks attached to her dick-nipples?
>>5784948
Strike yourself with a red-hot blade.
>>5784935
I'm sorry anon. They erased it right as I was hitting the key to screenshot it
>>5784485
>that top left ganguro jasper
why
whyyyy
>>5784977
Snacks after dinner sweety
>sug-unrelated
SHITTING
DICK
NIPPLES
>sug-related
SHITTING
~FEMININE~
DICK
NIPPLES
>>5785002
shitting isnt feminine
girls dont poop
thus it would have to be either shitting dick-nipples or feminine dick-nipples
they can't co-exist on the same pair of tits
>>5784948
Are they shitting?
requesting art of pearl sucking her feminine dick while jerking off both of her feminine dick-nipples
>>5785023
what if they don't shit actual feces but instead something more feminine? I don't know. lipstick? ...brown lipstick?
>>5785046
Requesting art of your suicide in photograph form. Get a friend to take it.
>>5785049
what if they jizzed breast milk
>>5784757
>>5785059
a good idea, but it needs to be worse somehow.
How about..
>if she doesn't release her breast milk on occasion, it turns into cheese
>>5785002
o0o0o0o0o0o BOY
>>5785044
I've seem some terrible things hidden in the depths of paheal
Post Pearl lewd!
>>5785087
i think it'd function like however normal pregnant breasts function
>>5785128
you mean that milk is not ejaculated though one hole in the dick, but through several?
JFC
>>5785123
Pearl a shit
>>5785123
No.
>>5785156
well fuck you too
>>5785151
well i guess it'd function more like a dick than a nipple
dicks only have one hole
>>5785123
pearl is best gem.
gay fagos
>>5785191
yeah. Although to be honest you're making it kinda hard to make the concept of shitting dick nipples worse. I get the feeling we're only making it tamer
>>5785156
pearl spotted
>>5785237
*worst gem
ftfy faggo
>>5785237
i'm sorry,steven
but i can't believe you now
>>5785249
Are you autistic?
>>5785265
No, I don't like Pearl.
>>5785268
No you actually are autistic if you can't get the joke.
>>5785282
The joke was shit, just like Pearl.
if Opal was bulimic it wouldn't be that bad for her. she can't get dehydrated or damage her teeth or kidneys anything like that. worst thing she could do is eating steven's lunch or clog the bathroom
>>5785328
NEW THREAD
>>5785361
We're not even close to the image limit, you doorknob.
>>5785328
it also wouldn't be really bulimic if she had no colon thus making it her only exit.
....and if she had one... wait
if a gem doesn't digest, isn't a pooping gem just bulimic through her anus
>>5785361
No stevidot retard, wait for image limiit
Remember fags like you repeatedly making too early stevidot edition /sug/ threads on /co/
>>5785371
My bad. I'm a new bab.
Would you?
>>5785383
Sorry. Here's more art to make you happy.
>>5785386
youre the new guy who asked if we like stevidot huh, while /co/ is page ten, we just wait till image limit
>>5785404
No, I like my penis not melted.
>>5785376
gems digest food, amethyst even got sick for eating that rotten burrito
>>5785404
As long as her vagina isn't acidic.
>>5785412
We're not even page ten right now either.
>>5785427
i know that, im saying our new threads are opposite of eachother
>>5785404
Hell no.
>>5785420
well she does, but I don't think it's necessary. I am not sure if opal would digest even if she could.. stomach eating
>>5785404
Run to the hills? Fuck yeah.
>>5785471
>>5785471
>>5785471
>>5785602
huh
you know, I like it
>>5785471
Merchant Anon here. Yesterday went well, the plushies got some attention (but no buyers) and we sold a few more "prerelease" pins.
Now this is where I'm asking you guys for help. We've come into a bit of an issue with the pins, it seems that Amethyst's hair color is proving to be difficult to translate into a color. I'm just thinking about using a flat white color.
>>5785631
It's a light purple.
>>5785631
what kind of pin? paint on metal or are they also coated?
>>5785674
ah, those. I would look at the Disney Pins for inspiration. They are always excellent in quality.
>>5785631
>>5785674
I don't think it would make too much of a difference since the hair is already pretty pale, I wouldn't mind it at least.
>>5785631
Where do you sell your shit?
>that episode where steven caught Opal purging
what would garnet do in that situation?
Imagine an episode about the history of the gem species
Imagine the edit to make it sound like history of japan
>>5785471
i don't get it
>>5785745
put opal on a time out
>>5785772
Imagine Lapis.
>>5785745
>But what if the food gets in the way!?
>It wont
>>5785811
>>5785811
I did and I nutted.
>>5785811
Shit, i imagined more.
>>5785811
I always do, baby.
>>5785811
Id rather not
/sug/ has given me weird thoughts these days
>>5785811
imagine malachite
>>5785783
don't you mean you find the joke
"hard to digest?"
>>5785772
sounds like shit
>>5785869
>>5785869
An abomination
>>5785811
I did and I nutt-
>>5785836
YOU BASTARD
>>5785849
>not last image
Not sure how to feel about this
>>5785869
>imagine 50% lapis
>>5785811
i once dreamed steven took lapis to a water park and she destroyed it after a employee didn't give her free ice cream
it kinda reminds me of pacific rim for some reason
also,peridot was there
>>5785910
> Also Peridot was there
SIDE_CHARACTER
>>5785918
Just like Lapis
>>5785904
I still have that shitty "Jasper was here" edit.
>>5785869
All I'm seeing is a fight to the death between her and pic related.
>>5785891
A cute abomination
>>5785927
THAT WASNT ME
I only occasionally beat you out with "last for lapis". But in the end, a Lapis is a lapis
>>5785406
kill yourself stevidot shipper
>>5785869
No thank you.
>>5785951
Hitler was cute and that didn't make the holocaust okay
>>5785959
You first, autist
>>5785931
>slow a shit
>Multi grab points
>Skipped leg day so easily tripped by water
>easy to dodge the dark orbs and spawns babys first scrubs
no challenge
>>5785957
>last for Lapis
That was you? Holy shit
I eventually just quit posting it because it got boring and because I found funnier stuff to end with
>>5786002
Sucking off your cat is not a 'horrible thing.'
>>5785714
kill yourself
>>5786002
>Hitler was cute
No he wasn't.
>>5786002
>>5786028
Hitlord was PERFECT
>>5786002
Hitler was a lot of things. Cute was not one of them.
>>5786028
Shit taste famalamanam.
>>5786071
>famalamanam
Opinion discarded
>>5786015
Getting last image in /trash/ isn't satisfying
Cutie.jpg was the most memorable because of the consistency. What'd you switch it up with?
>>5786078
Weeeeew lad.
>>5786050
the original murdercock
>>5786085
It really isn't, because new threads can be created instantly after we hit 250.
And anything, really. If you haven't guessed yet, I was the Hitlerposter, too.
>>5786085
>because of the consistency of that faglord deleting one of his previous images so he could get last
ftfy
>>5786012
To be fair, you were playing as someone wielding that's designed to banish darkness.
Also, Darksides only show up in a world when it's on the verge of falling into darkness. If Malachite manages to defeat it then she'll have to deal with these ones next.
>>5786104
Gems are the superior race.
>>5786128
I never deleted an image to post "cutie". That was my one rule and I made sure to never break it.
>>5786176
>never deleting
>>5786184
If someone deleted a previous image, so that "cutie" would no longer be the 250th I'd counteract it by posting a picture of Hitler before they could upload their own image.
Seeing people get assblasted over it was funny as hell, mang.
Would you?
>>5786270
>beating someone to their foolish deletion punch
NOW THAT
THAT IS GOOD
I guess I wasn't observant enough to catch that
>>5786284
No, Stevaroni is gross
>>5786284
I'd suck that dick real good, yeah!
>>5786299
And the best was, I always knew it was coming. Whether it was because they got sick of the image or because they just hated Lapis.
Shit was so cash.
>>5786163
fuck those things, on the side note, wouldnt mind seeing them gems fight parrelel heartless or at least even matches
>Jasper(currupted) vs Behemoth
>Lapis vs prison keeper
>Peridot vs The Experiment
>>5786284
Yes, emphatically. So much so that I wrote Stevonnie smut.
>Your favorite gem wants to live with you and experience a human life.
>But you gotta beat your least favorite gem for it to happen (peridot would have her limb enhancers)
How fucked are you?
>>5786449
I'd love to live with Lapis, but considering I have zero chance of winning, I'd probably be fine with just submitting and becoming Garnet's bitch for the rest of my life.
>>5786449
>All I have to do is punch Lapis in the back
Should be easy enough.
>>5786361
Good shit, hitler is now redeemed.
/co/ DOES have its benefits however few
Quick question, this you?: >>5778945
>>5786449
Lapis is kind of a retard so she probably wouldn't mind me sneaking up behind her with a hammer.
>>5786449
You are going to ignite edgelord gem VS human discussion
>>5786449
Hopefully a single stab through Jasper's projection form is enough.
>>5786492
Yes.
I am many people on here.
>>5786449
>fighting yellow diamond
fuck
FUCK
>>5786512
>Just give me a suppressed pistol and a hunting knife and I'll bring you shattered gems.
>>5786516
Gem's seem to have a massive weakness for being punctured. I think they're actually balloons.
>>5786449
I got this
>>5785927
>>5786522
Nigger you done goofed, who are you fighting for?
>>5786521
>I am many people on here
achievement unlocked: Legion
>>5786543
Ahn~
>>5786449
>least favorite
good question
i guess i don't really care much about army?
>>5786547
that's the worst part. I'm not even sure
maybe Opal
>>5786551
>>5786599
My motherfucking negro.
>>5786601
the majority of /sug/ is just a council of illuminati-like dopplegangers
I mean, just think about Indexer
>>5786449
>Want peridot as a wacky roommate
>Have to beat up lemon pearl
oh, its on, mother fucker
>>5786623
Indexer has been around long before /sug/, yes?
>>5786626
Looks like she has no teeth, it's all gum.
Let's get outta here.
did they fug
>>5786657
shit taste anon
>>5786657
kek
>>5786449
Pearl would probably let me win if I agreed to give her the dick, so I think I'm fine.
>>5786643
I think he was on /hsg/ back in the day, I have no clue though since I went to /hsg/ ONCE, before SU was around.
>>5786521
Favorite anon CONFIRMED
we gotta get outta here
>>5786673
Yeaaa, Zuke is the BEST
>>5786661
Yes, Jasper fugged the hot dog.
>>5786622
>>5786623
I've been around long before homosuck, too
I just decided to pick up my first bunch of trips when LoL rolled around
>>5786673
Fuck off Zuke.
>>5786673
t. lapidot
>>5786661
>Jasper got bigger
>Rose got smaller
and yes, they fugged
>>5786634
retard
>>5786698
Oh my god it looks like she's waving
>>5786521
You could never be me.
>>5786727
That's right. I care about you too much.
>>5786661
http://66.media.tumblr.com/fb998cddda67c748d78822b3103eb45b/tumblr_obm7sbKYQb1uqdc2no1_640.gif
1280 doesn't animate, shame
>>5786622
Opal, as the healthy relationship between Amy and Pearl, is absolutely wonderful. She also seems to be a nice person, but we really know little of her.
>>5786634
m y s t e r y t r a s h