HG THREAD. post dogs edition
I L O V M O N Y
>>5714383
Would you give me some please?
>>5714346
I'll pass, wouldn't advise you swim in it either but you don't look bothered by it. Later.
>>5714348
That happen often with you?
>>5714325
I see. Is there perhaps something else I could do for you then? As well as being able to transform into objects I am also able to create objects such as food items. Does that appeal to you?
>>5714327
I see. That is relieving to hear, in a way. I quite appreciate the company of earthlings.
>>5714332
Everything about this place from its ritual combat to its inhabitants.
>>5714403
Uhh...mm...A few times..dunno the only person I'm stuck on is the Izumo. Everyone else is a fading crush...e-except you. I-i really like you....
>Holds your hand
>>5714327 (Ram)
Haha, you think so highly of me? I'm flattered.
>>5714395
i woldnt mind sharin
u gota pay me bak tho
>throws pile of mony at
>mfw people are doing the thing
>>5714354
POST NUDES OR I SHOOT
>>5714448
Yeah, suuuure
>>5714403
It's not Tuesday so its not filled with blood. Jeez why does no one listen. You might as well relax until the next game. And then hide somewhere like the winners floor when it starts.
>>5714455
>mfw im a billionare in GTA Online but i have no HG friends to play with
>>5714464
tecnicaly im always naked
>>5714474
u dont sound 2 sure
>>5714464
W-WHAAAT?!. NUDES OF WHO...???
>>5714503
YOU
>>5714427
I only have a few to sat that. Now tell me. Why do you wish to reside here?
>>5714447
You have ten years to my one. It would make sense for you to be that in our relationship.
>>5714503
Ditto! How are you doing today man? You got any good pokeporn you can link? I've been dry for a while.
>>5714485
I'd love to play but I aint got the money to spend
>>5714427
No need to worry about me. Gotta say I've never thought aliens would be so dead set on helping someone. Uh, no offense of course.
>>5714443
Yup, you really caught something. You should lie down.
>>5714483
Huh, never actually thought of that.
>>5714488
>runs away
>>5714485
I'll rampage with you anon
Heya Fellahs!
>>5714519
My homeworld is no longer able to support life. It has effectively been destroyed.
>>5714531
According to my research on earthlings, they enjoy this sort of treatment. Is that true?
>>5714531
>Pomf!
W-what are we gonna do on the ground?
>>5714485
>gta
Good game, gets boring fast though.
>>5714540
wow your art is shit
>>5714464
Found these pics of ramona in her room.
>>5714548
>gives some money
>>5714574
>Shadman
absolutely disgusting
>>5714567
sh-shutup
...
>he grumbles
Yato is the better drawer...
>>5714518
WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!. N-NEVER!
>>5714520
>please stop with this shit
>i really don't like how you act with me
>>5714464
I wish Junko would love me.
>>5714531
Well let me know if you want to join me miss... huh I guess I don't know your name. I'm Archer, the worlds greatest secret agent.
>>5714537
get bak here wit mi mony u fukin thef
>popop
>>5714578
uh...
>>5714596
>FUCKING SHOOTS THE DOG
>>5714519
Well, it.. I just enjoy spending time with you, so stuff like that I just don't mind, actually I find it a little fun.
Is the a satisfying answer? Stuff like that isn't easy to say with a straight face..
>>5714620
NOOOOOOO
>prays
>FUCKING USE JUDGEMENT
>>5714549
That would be sad if it happens to be true. I still have my doubts about your legitimacy.
>>5714548
Welcome. You came at a bad time.
>>5714632
That is much better and clearer. You could do that with someone else though.
>>5714617
>pets
We love you, Butters.
>>5714596
I'm trying to make conversation with you ditto...plus you're into all this stuff anyways so what's the problem with sharing it all with a like minded anon?
>>5714656
Now why's that?
>>5714660
Awww, I love you too random stranger.
>>5714549
Yeah, they just might not be expecting it, might also wonder what its gonna cost them.
Anyways I gotta go for a little bit so I'll be seeing you
>>5714561
You? Sleep. Me? off to get food. Good luck dude. sleep tight.
>>5714604
Actually gonna go see about this kitchen with food you mentioned. See ya Archer.
>walks into a sub space door and vanishes.
>>5714596
HEY IT'S DITTO MY MAN !
What's popping fellow fur enthusiast ?
Why won't Junko love me?
>>5714679
Now go play, Butters.
>>5714605
>gets shot on the leg
I rather die...!
>>5714656
Haha, don't wanna. Besides, I'm fine enough with just this.
>>5714690
but I am playing.
>>5714689
Oh fuck off cocksucker.
>>5714689
cause you're a faggot
>>5714656
You doubt that I am an alien, or that my homeworld has been destroyed?
>>5714682
Farewell Ramona.
>>5714708
Go play even harder.
>>5714682
She's into me. Wait SHIT I didn't get her name.
>Drinks some more scotch from a flask and walks out of the room.
>>5714691
>stands over and puts thin foot on chest
tch....
patthetic.
>>5714689
I ask myself that question every day... I just want that despair puss puss
>>5714729
But then I'll get hurt.
>>5714712
Junko?
>>5714742
I have a family...
>>5714679
Because this is a time where nothing is happening.
>>5714703
Whatever. I should say that I appreciate what you had said.
>>5714724
The former.
LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS. GIVE ME ALL THE HONEY IN THE VICINITY AND NOBODY GETS HURT.
>>5714662
>you are in the wrong thread to ask for porn
>>5714687
>please call me "red"...
>>5714761
gib mi my mony and ull liv
probably
>>5714771
MONY IS NOT FOR TUCH
>>5714763
Sure there is, we are talking, that's enough stuff for me.
>>5714771
I don't have any honey!
>>5714757
Not if you're Inspector Butters. He'll know what to do.
>>5714796
That will come at a later time. I was planning on doing something.
Give me 24 tributes
>>5714773
If you respond to shitpost, it'll never stop, you know?
>>5714794
It's gone...
>junko will never constantly put you down and make you feel eternal despair
I AM MIND MOSQUITO
HAND OVER THE MONEY OR I WILL SUCK YOUR BRAIN DRY AND STEAL YOUR KNOWLEDGE.
>>5714815
Nymph
>>5714763
Are you saying it's fine for me to openly compliment you? Haha, I doubt it such things would matter to you though.
>>5714815
Orihara Izaya
>>5714823
Stop worshiping yourself you fucking psycho.
You're pathetic.
>>5714826
BACK OFF MOTHERFUCKER I WAS HERE FIRST.
>>5714815
Agria the Shadowless
>>5714815
The Metal
>>5714815
Gaku Yashiro
>>5714815
Senshougahara
>>5714815
Colette
>>5714815
Kaito
>>5714815
Shalashaska
>>5714815
The Uber Gang
>>5714815
Koyomi Araragi
>>5714821
hwo de fuk did u spend all mi mony already
>>5714826
MONY IS *NOT* 4 TOCH!!!
>>5714815
Pimp Venuz
>>5714815
Yukibootyman
>>5714815
DIO
>>5714815
Sterling Archer
>>5714815
Speedo Sonic 06
>>5714840
>implying i'm junko
Not everybody is in your state of Junko hating delusion.
>>5714823
>tfw you'll never be put down like the animal you are
>>5714815
The Trashman
>>5714815
Brain
>>5714797
well of course I do, for Inspector Butters is on the case, Sir.
>>5714813
Oh alright.
>>5714815
Inspector Butters
>>5714815
Rover
>>5714873
Bets online...
>>5714815
Sakuya
I want Junko to show me pictures of my dead family.
>>5714763
How do you wish for me to present the truth behind my claim, then? A display of power?
>>5714815
Nu Mikitakazzo N'Shi
>>5714893
You're still pathetic you disgusting neckbeard.
>>5714815
Drive
>>5714815
Adrian Rollini
>>5714815
Gishki Ariel
I assume that everyone's somehow managing to not overheat today. Good afternoon.
>>5714903
God speed, Inspector Butters. I hope you can crack the case and save the day.
>>5714921
Says the guy calling others pathetic on a chinese imageboard.
>>5714815
Lord Beerus
>>5714837
I fail to care either. If you can excuse me, there are somethings I want to do. Good bye.
>>5714903
Goodbye for now.
>>5714919
I would but I am afraid I have to leave. I will see it another time.
making it a 36, gimme more of dem tributes
>>5714905
fuk u dood
>brraps
>>5714974
Junko
>>5714927
Good afternoon ma'am.
>>5714939
Don't you worry, I'll be done in a jiffy.
>>5714967
Bye miss!
>>5714974
The hosts
>>5714974
Jontron
>>5714976
Noooo
>>5714974
Chase
>>5714974
Mesut Özil
>>5714974
Truth
>>5714927
Salutations, Ritual Master. It has been some time since our last encounter.
>>5714967
Farewell Ramlethal Valentine.
>>5714944
>actually being this much of a beta
Danganfags are even worse than I thought.
Protip: Your retarded joker wannabe waifu isn't real you autist.
>>5714974
Ramona Flowers
>>5714974
Kasumi Shigure
>>5714974
Blueberry sans
>>5714974
Killer Quality
>>5714974
Reigen Arataka
>>5714974
Yoshino
>>5715009
>implying you're any less of a beta
>>5714967
Goodbye Ram, have a good day.
>>5714974
Rinoa
>>5715015
ive got ur jaket fukr
wat r u gona do abt it?
>>5715028
>Usually you guys just hide behind your dick suckers and let them do all the defending
Not everyone is an oldfag.
I've been shitposted, I simply ignored the shitpost, it ceased.
Simple, clean, effective.
check um
swap um
etc um
>>5715030
At least I'm not emotionally attached to a retarded fictional character.
I feel sorry for your parents. Must be hard for them to have to acknowledge your existence as their son.
>>5715074
I demand a district swap
>>5715074
Swap
>>5715007
>>5715024
>>5715074
Lookin' good!
>>5715074
I came here to eat garbage and fuck some people up, and I'm all out of garbage.
Also OP, it should be Mesut Özil not Mesut Zil
>>5715060
I DON'T WEAR A JACKET. I'M WEARING MY BATTLE BODY!
>>5715085
Why is that?
>>5714967
Farewell, stranger.
>>5714995
Likewise.
...How DOES anyone survive in heat like this?
>>5715008
It's perfectly acceptable to address me by my name, you realize.
Greetings...Nu Mikitakazzo N'Shi, was it not? I'm afraid I've simply not been present the past few days.
>>5715074
This shall do. I stand ready.
>>5715111
I don't need to explain myself
>>5715080
You're hitting me real good with this stuff, do you have any other insecurities of yours you want to throw at me?
>>5715107
batel body?
wuts dat
>>5715105
Trash man! It's me! ya docta! Docta Mantis Toboggan. I'm here to tell ya that if you enter the ring, you're gonna get bashed and bloody!
>>5715108
>Oi Oi!
>Mine's a filler mate
>u havin a gigle m8?
>>5715132
and I forgot my pic. Tired of this shit.
>>5715117
Ocelot, you just made my day, thanks.
>>5715126
MY BATTLE BODY IS A ARMOR THAT PROTECTS ME OF THE ATTACKS!
>>5715138
>And so is mine. Technically.
>>5715113
A shame we cannot talk now. I am needed elsewhere.
>>5715113
>Kissu
>>5714974
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>5715132
>>5715141
Docta I've got this! I got my treshcan for throwing in the ring!
>>5715074
Proceed.
>>5715074
Swap please.
>>5715165
Ayy Lmao swapped for Reigen
Ocelot swapped from district 3 to his special snowflake district
Umlaut O isn't allowed in the simulator so I used regular O instead for Mesut Ozil
Bloodbath
>>5715124
Don't you ever think about killing yourself?
Because that way your parents wouldn't have to lie about not having a son anymore.
>>5715164
Gh...do that again, and I'll destroy you!
>>5715157
Busy? Very well, I'll not keep you.
>She bows briefly
Farewell.
>>5715157
>what's the point of denying then?!
>>5715187
Snowflake district? What the baka is that?
>>5715154
o dat prety rad
does it blok bulets tho
>>5715187
spear? wat am i a caveman
gimme a gun stupid cornacopia
>>5715197
>Kissu again
>>5715205
>I don't need to filler two spots.
>>5715169
Well shit, if ya gonna go in anyways then remember to use your trash to plug up ya wounds if ya need to.
>>5715187
>DIO takes a handful of throwing knives
kek
>>5715193
I don't, because I'm happy with my life and have a wonderful relationship with my parents.
I'm starting to suspect you might have an issue with your parents though, maybe you're angry at them and you're projecting your anger towards people on a chinese imageboard.
>>5715187
Fuck, the docta was right...
Regular O works, thanks!
>>5715225
UUUH....I DON'T THINK SO...
>>5715167
Ah, nothing, but how's the old man holding up?
>>5715187
While everyone runs I'll be staying and getting supplied.
>>5715187
>scriples on his notes "I found knives on the floor, must be a murder weapon"
but I also need to get an adult to take these, it's dangerous out in the open.
>>5715187
Whoa! Mr.Devito no! I loved you in Hercules!
>>5715232
>but you deserve two filler spots
>>5715261
I have secret and top secret things to do. Mistery and secret are the two key words
>>5715249
haha le epic canon event so fanny xddd
>>5715228
>
>>5715274
>I'm glad you think that.
>>5715288
haha le epic xddd so fanny xddd
>>5715289
baka baka
>>5715254
Hopefully you get to witness their slow painful deaths.
Now that would be pure despair, right~~~~?
>>5715289
Hosts who fail to post a slide are demanded to off themselves
>>5715328
You're trying too hard.
>>5715289
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>5715317
kill yourself
>>5715270
Thank you small animal child. You want any trash?
>>5715286
Oh my, how very mysterious! Secret things like what though? Because I'm also doing secret things!
>>5715347
I'm going to enjoy these fish!
>>5715306
>Kissu as a ghost.
>>5715347
I'd rather ally with someone that does something other than make that face.
>>5715347
Alrighty! You go thatta way, and I'll go thissa way!
>>5715352
No thanks Mr.Devito, I'd love an autograph though!
>>5715345
But isn't that what you wanted, you despair c.uck?
Shut the fuck up before wishing for retarded shit involving retarded characters.
>>5715347
>scribbles more into his notes "a device that has a timer, buttons, and a red, blue, and black wire... interesting..."
>draws a horribly made rectangle with circles and lines in it
>>5715365
Secret things like not preparing for an exam...But hey, it's between you and me, understood?
[faste bik nois]
>>5715380
Why are you so upset over it? Did you want a ship or something and you got shot down? Maybe you're just a poor little unhappy man who doesn't like to see others having fun.
>>5715347
Night 1
>>5715337
you first
>>5715380
You can say cuck.
>>5715372
Well, I'd surely provide, but I currently have an awful case of death.
[quiet bik nois b/c spot bik not loude]
>>5715401
Oh goodie! I'll save this as bait for one of the other players.
Пpивeт, пиндocкиe пидopы.
>>5715396
Nice projection.
Gay retards get called out on their pathetic fantasies. ERP is next door beta.
>>5715380
>literally stop liking what I don't like: The Post
FAS BIK GO BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>5715401
>writes some more into his notes, "I am keeping an eye on a pretty lady..."
...aw geez it's late...*yawn*... maybe a little shut-eye won't hurt.
>
>>5715366
>Annoyed grumbling.
>>5715401
Am I...talking to a list?
>>5715435
>whiteknighting an anon
The lowest of the low.
>>5715434
I'm only mildly interested as to why you're so upset, so please do explain so.
I want to know why me enjoying the Junko character causes you to be so upset.
>>5715401
Day 2
>>5715390
Oh I see, well tests are normally easy so you shouldn't have a problem.
>>5715401
My GPS isn't getting a signal..
never talk to me or my son again
>>5715401
You're pretty good.
>>5715412
That's alright Mr.Devito, I'll ask again next time when you're less dead!
>>5715478
Guess time freezing powers don't work on cool cats like me.
>>5715478
Oh, sit still, you fool.
>>5715478
>ends up hiding
note to self, not all dogs love pets...
maybe, but you still a neck ass
>>5715472
Because you keep shitposting the thread with your retarded fantasies that no one cares about.
Go to r34 and go fap to her or whatever. Keep your autistic shit for yourself.
>>5715478
In case I need some kind of coolant.
>>5715517
>>5715484
>>5715450
>>5715416
>>5715392
pff, samefag.
>>5715478
Night 2
>>5715535
That is why you're so upset? You should kick back and relax, stop taking hunger games threads so seriously.
>>5715548
Ptew!
GIVE ME QUADS
>>5715548
ive got a gud song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEvOZAFZIFE
>>5715548
But guys I don't need to sleep..
>>5715548
>>5715563
...
>writes onto his notes "I met a rapping triangle, I wonder if he is selling"
>>5715561
checked
:^) very nice my friend.
>>5715554
Good. Shut the fuck about it now.
>>5715548
Day 3
>>5715548
Which of us is to take the first, then?
...And why does one of you make me so uncomfortable?
>>5715593
NO, INSPECTOR BUTTERS! YOU WERE TOO PURE FOR THIS HOMICIDAL NIGHTMARE!
>>5715593
I can't kill nobody, I don't wan-
>>5715593
Beerus, stop killing me....
>>5715578
I'd be more uncomfortable about one that doesn't.
>>5715593
>"Run" is a relative term. It looks more like she's shuffling aggressively.
>>5715590
Maybe when you stop being upset.
>>5715579
wat r u writin
lemme see
>nabs ur fukin notebook
>You will never hatefuck Junko
>>5715624
>you will never get to stick your dick in my exhaust pipe
>>5715593
Arena event!
Your opponent: Sumireko Usami
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPBzu0XJ8p0
>>5715593
>>5715636
rigged
>>5715138
Call my wife a filler ever again and I'll beat the shit out of you
>>5715617
Fine, I'll just stay up and you can still have shifts.
>>5714600
>>5715621
Aww okay...
>the notes contain a list of things
>Page 1:"I found knives on the floor, must be a murder weapon"
>Page 2:"a device that has a timer, buttons, and a red, blue, and black wire... interesting..." with a drawing of said device
>Page 3:"I am keeping an eye on a pretty lady..."
>Page 4:empty
>Page 5:"I met a rapping triangle, I wonder if he is selling"
>the rest is empty
>>5715636
>>5715661
>my chart's a wife now?
>>5715636
Night 3
>>5715668
wat
sellin wat? mixtaps?
i didnt bring eny copies wit me sry
>>5715666
>you will never know this feel because you're a boy
u bad mouthin my bikfu?
>>5715689
oh alrighty, can I have my notebook back? I can't lose another one or else I'm grounded.
>>5715636
Not even the dignity of a direct defeat...!?
>junko will never lead you down the life of despair
>>5715687
Day 5
Winner next slide, so place your bets
>>5715727
>RSV4 will never let you ride down the street on it.
>>5715744
Holy shit shut the fuck up
>>5715774
nop, not going back 2 [s4s] sorre
>>5715692
I can still pegg you though.
>>5715734
And our winner is.......
>Junko will never ride you while you ride a RSV4
>>5715795
Chitoge?
I wish Junko would love me.
>>5715798
u rite
>>5715826
stats for nerds
please pick a background
http://imgur.com/a/uKfkZ
-Alice's House
-Bhava Agra
-Hakugyokurou
-Kourindou
-Palanquin Ship (+Night)
-Senkai (+Night)
-Tanuki Field (+Night)
-The Bamboo Forest of the Lost
-The Bridge to Old Hell
-The Genbu Ravine
-The Great Mausoleum (+Night)
-The Hakurei Shrine (+Night, +During Incident)
-The Human Village (+Night)
-The Misty Lake
-The Moon
-The Moriya Shrine
-The Myouren Temple (+Sunset)
-The Outside World
-The Palace of the Earth Spirits (+Night)
-The Scarlet Devil Mansion Clocktower
-The Scarlet Devil Mansion Library
-The Shining Needle Castle (+Night)
I wish Hoshi would stop posting about Junko and trying to start shit about her.
How can you even fall into a frozen lake?
If its frozen you cant fall inside it nigga
>>5715835
Hmpf. Congratulations. And thank you for the display.
>>5715835
Pfff for hosting
>>5715841
I wish I was around when Hoshi sent that cringy ass letter.
>>5715835
Congratulations Nymph!
Thank you very much for hosting!
I've fucked almost every ERP avas. AMA.
Wasn't there someone working on that mugen thing or whatever, what became of that?
>>5715835
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>5715875
You mean Sol?
Well, we don't have anymore news.
>>5715869
how's it feel to be a virgin?
>>5715590
Get laid and die gook
>>5715869
Do you like maroon or lavender better?
>>5715877
>>5715867
>>5715850
>>5715848
>No problem guys
>I'll wait no more than 5 minutes for nymph's choice
>>5715845
The ice is thin and collapses under you.
>>5715869
Has Miku used Marisa yet?
Burn in hell for picking this, Nymph
>>5715858
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/5469745/#5469803
>>5715953
>not just removing the option
>>5715986
>I'm going to find a replacement for it
>>5715985
D x 3 showed me it, I'm just saying I wish I could have been there in person.
>>5715809
Why do you want Chitoge to pegg you?
>>5715994
>Don't
>>5716012
>now i'll do it for sure
>>5716008
I didn't say so.
...
>>5716036
>You'll not do it, this is the only thing pleasant in your baka game
>>5716039
Then why do you think is Chitoge who wants to pegg you?
>>5716057
>the moon as a winscreen background is the only likable thing about my games
>o-oh
>>5715841
He isn't so stop bringing it up?
>>5716071
>Really makes you think
>>5716070
Because if anything, I'd want it to be her
or mayb-
her.
HOSHI HOSHI HOSHI HOSHI HOSHI HOSHI HOSHI HOSHI HOSHI HOSHI HOSHI HOSHI
HOSHI HOSHI HOSHI HOSHI HOSHI HOSHI
>>5716091
LEWD
>>5716089
>yeah it really fired up those neurons
>have a good night HG
>>5716079
Hoshi is obsessed with Junko.
>>5716110
Night, blue fairy
>>5716110
>Night.
>>5716110
>Goodnight
>>5716104
Aikawa is naturally lewd
Wiggins, please host
Give me something to watch, something spooky
>>5716091
Or maybe hoshi?
>>5716206
Eraserhead
>>5716206
HG dying after all the interesting people stopped caring about it.
>>5716206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt5lB-RoAi4
>>5716206
The Thing...Euughhh, just thinking about it gives me the heebie jeebies.
>>5716232
But the newfags are still here.
Give me a bit and ill host.
Back, with an event question
(Player1) kills (player2) events prioritized over (player1) dies to X events?
or just kinda balance it out?
>>5716255
So?
>>5716206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWum0VRc6MI
>>5716283
The former seems less humiliating.
>>5716283
Either is fine, the way they die is not important, it's how you present/write it that is important.
A game full of (player1) dies to X events that are well written is way better than a game full of (player1) severely slices (player2) with a sword.
But I prefer to have people kill each others personnally.
>>5716304
>>5716316
Gotcha, noted for uh, future research. Thanks.
>>5716349
>>5716349
>>5716349
>>5716349
>>5716349
>>5716349
>>5716156
>>5716104
t-thanks
>>5716225
No deal.
>>5716283
(Player1) kills (Player2) events are better imo because it increases the chance of people interacting outside of the arena, which is personally fun for me to see as a host.
just depends on what you want to see