I will need 24 fighters.
Limit filler until needed and no duplicates.
Gaku Yashiro
Lord Beerus
Chang chong
Nu Mikitakazzo N'Shi
Colonel Sanders
Shalashaska
Ramona Flowers
>>5712436
Ladykiller Kaito
>>5712436
Leysritt
>>5712436
The Uber gang
>>5712436
Schrodinger
A Loud Siren
Kemino
Comrade Soviet
Capra Demon
Mini Mecha Nidai
La Pucelle
>>5712436
Junko Enoshima
>>5712436
Rinoa
>>5712436
Treeborn frog
Very fast meido going at incredible hihg speeds with no mass
PIKACHU'S FARTING ADVENTURE
Regulus Corneas
>>5712436
Reigen Arataka
Hachikuji
>>5712436
Empress
>>5712497
>Activates vanity's emptiness
Fox orgy
Ley Batenkaitos
>>5712521
>
>>5712532
Tenryuu
Umaru
Review this.
>>5712459 (German vampire cat)
Honestly? It was kind of fun packed together with family, though it definitely wasn't spacious.
>>5712378(Ram)
Haha, I suppose if that does happen plenty of people here would be happy to beat me up right?... I am worrying myself.
>>5712547
>>5712541
>I'll be back
Sure you will..
>>5712558
Swap us, please!
>>5712475
>>5712508
>>5712558
Swap please.
>>5712508
>>5712563
>>5712558
Ready.
>>5712459
If you insist, then I shall.
>He reaches into his bag and pulls out what appears to be a burger wrapped nicely in paper. It's still warm.
Would you like this hamburger?
>>5712558
Good.
>>5712558
You may begin!
>>5712558
Pretty good let's begin!
>>5712400
Remy? I have yet to be referred as that. Whatever. Call me what you want.
>>5712403
It is hardly classified. Most creatures know what I am.
>>5712454
>>5712559
You always do for no reason.
>>5712574
>>5712581
You are aware that he has another person in already, correct?
>>5712558
It's fine.
>>5712558
>>5712574
>>5712581
You don't need to swap with me, you know. I'm fine. If you insist though, I'll accept the swap and the challenge.
>>5712558
Ready
>>5712603
Okay, don't swap, then
>>5712608
>throws a powerful evil spirit at
>>5712603
The information would be very beneficial to me.
>>5712603
o in that case can i cal u my gf
>winks
>but it just looks like hes blinking
>>5712617
What are you doing?
>>5712603
I did not know that, I recall the swap then, sorry for the confusion.
Yeah but I'm normally not worried about myself!
>>5712559
You ever get jelous of your siblings?
>>5712590
Does it have blood?
>>5712637
I threw an evil spirit at you.
>>5712558
Starting.
>>5712652
Oh great, we're back at this place again. Why do we always end up here? You'd think they would condemn this place or something.
>>5712581
>>5712641
And you're still slow at it. But like always, it's the thought that counts.
>>5712642
Would tomato ketchup suffice? This earthling snack contains bread, meat from a cow, lettuce, cheese and tomato ketchup.
>>5712652
This is an elaborate structure.
>>5712652
Definitely not sharing a room with the farting pikachu.
>>5712585
I want to fuck this thing
>>5712648
Tch. Is that what it is? I could scarcely make it out it's so weak. If you hadn't have said anything I would have mistaken it for a child's toy.
what is worst:
scatporn or fatgayporn?
>>5712652
Duel 1
I would think it would be easy to follow rules.
>>5712694
Furries.
>>5712436
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>5712693
f-fuck you it's super strong and is gonna kill you!
>>5712708
i-ignore that
>>5712699
The radio needed to be quiet, so I threw it against the wall. It's quiet now, isn't it?
>>5712699
If only Josuke were here. He seems quite adept at solving these sorts of problems.
>>5712699
How do you guys not see it!!?
>>5712699
Okay... just give me a whisky please.
>>5712708
>>5712721
>doesn't ignore that
>>5712619
And for what purpose would that information go to?
>>5712629
Words are meaningless. You can state it as many times as you want but it will not change anything.
>>5712641
Huh? I honestly forgot what you are worried about now.
>>5712642
No, I'm happy seeing them succeed, especially Miku, we've all got attention from how popular she's gotten.
>>5712652
S-she?! Ah... This light is bright.
>>5712675
You are so very supportive you know that?
>>5712699
P-punished as in killed or..?
>>5712694
furry porn
>>5712728
Not see what?
>>5712730
stop forcing your shitty meme you irrelevant literally who
>>5712677
No thank you, If it doesn't have blood,then im not interested.
>>5712737
What if you get replaced! People like to move on.
>>5712699
One of the more disgusting occupant is taken care of.
>>5712730
>dat resolution
Damn son
>>5712716
Kill me? A weak spirit like this? That's some sort of joke, right?
>>5712751
;_;
>>5712758
I just wanted to sleep...
>>5712737
Well, of course I am. Now, I will just wait for the next bout.
>>5712758
It's not that I'm afraid of the dark, rather I've come to the conclusion I'd rather be alone in this place at night with how creepy it is.
>>5712748
>>5712758
Nevermind that! Just run for your life!
Give me something to fap to
>>5712736
Hahaha, why do I like you so much again? Ah, this moments are enjoyable.
>>5712752
N-no way! They wouldn't just leave me behind..
>>5712764
F-fuck I didn't want to make you feel bad.
Look I'm sorry okay ?
>>5712786
Got it. Wait, who are you?
>>5712792
>>5712758
Duel 2
Another rebel, another removal. Learn from this.
>>5712736
I am studying the inhabitants of this world as part of my mission to determine whether or not it is a place fit to call home. Your information would be used to further evaluate my answer.
>>5712752
I see. This burger will be wasted, then. It is a shame how wasteful some earthlings can be.
>>5712758
I am unable to produce light. My apologies.
>>5712809
I will respect the rules of this place and not transform into a key to open this door.
>>5712809
I'm not sure if I should eat this meal, I've heard rumors of people finding earrings and body parts in their food...
>>5712809
Finally!
>>5712782
You died already as well? Such is fate.
>>5712732
>huh?
>>5712730
>it's okay
>>5712813
sigh...fine but no cuddling...or singing.
>>5712802
Me? I'm terrified hotel guest, who are you?
>>5712809
Maybe it is just myself but I fail to see what is so terrifying about this place.
>>5712751
>>5712801
>>5712845
Russian soldier
>>5712836
No, no. I didn't get into the battle sir. I was late.
>>5712751
Kill yourself Ocelot.
>>5712845
Neither of those were ideas I had in mind, earthling, though if there is anything I could do to assist you, please do not hesitate to ask something of me.
>>5712862
>He lifts his wrist watch to his face.
Hello? Who is this and how did you get my intergalactic number?
>>5712797
That is what I am trying to figure out as well.
>>5712813
Is that so? You should know that I am not native to this world. I do not think anyone is.
>>5712844
Protip: F1 brings up the Help menu. :^)
>>5712797
Then why are you still stuck on the old version hmm?
>>5712813
Why don't you eat it?
>>5712863
90% of HG is bipolar.
>>5712862
This should be fine, right?
>>5712871
Russian huh? long way from home.
>>5712891
Earthling? You're an alien?
>>5712904
Prime example right here.
>>5712862
Duel 3
The cat encounters the child from last night. At this point, everyone will perish for breaking a window.
Jeeze good thing I came in late, it's pretty spooky in here.
>>5712895
You are an inhabitant of this world though, are you not? Your homeworld is not of importance to the current situation.
>>5712897
I am not fond of these earthling foods, though I enjoy giving gifts to others. Seeing others happy fills me with a positive feeling.
>>5712921
Correct. My name is Nu Mikitakazzo N'Shi and I am an alien.
>>5712930
GET ME OUT OF THIS CONFINED AREA AT OOOONCE!!
>He starts breaking into a rash due to his allergy to loud sirens.
>>5712930
Screw this I'm slipping in the hallway.
>>5712904
NO you didnt.
>>5712896
>I don't know what you're trying to tell me
>>5712930
>>5712921
You get used to it after 10 years of service
>>5712930
Fucking owners are morons...
>>5712804
>DISGUSTING
>>5712930
None of the deaths tonight happened because you happened to be a bad occupant. At least one was.
>>5712952
*sleeping
>>5712948
Nu Mikkwazzo Nshh, that's one strange name dude.
>>5712965
Don't suppose you can call in a chopper and rescues us or is that just in the movies?...
>>5712888
I..I wasn't aware! I heard you say you were ready, so I thought you were in...
>>5712895
Well don't think about it too hard, things like that aren't something that's easy to understand.
>>5712897
I-I'm in the line to get one..!
>>5712980
At least I was able to escape that awful, TERRIBLE noise!
>>5712990
If you would prefer to use my Earth name, Mikitaka, you are more than welcome to.
>>5712974
Shut up!
Utsutsu a cute
>>5712889
Not me but I still take advices
>>5712948
Then how about you gift me some blood!
>>5712998
Fufufufu~ you sound scared! Are you sure they didnt forget?
>>5712933
I hardly find anything about this spooky.
>>5712948
I visit this place frequently enough. Fine, I will entertain you. What do you wish to know?
>>5712998
But it is not impossible, correct? I will find out sooner or later.
>>5712980
We should really just walk out the front door, what's the worse that could happen?
>>5713006
Mikitaka, alright, got it. I'm Ramona of planet Earth
>>5712974
Don't aknowledge it Cutsutsu.
>>5712998
Ahhh... I could see why you would think that. My apologies sir.
>>5712980
A nice and calm meal is enjoyed. Except for those two but nobody cares about them.
>>5712990
Eh, is just hotel so I am on my own. But if I could I can call in helicopters and reinforcements. I am also part of Spetsnaz, Russian Special Forces
>>5713027
Can't think of too many things spookier than a ghostly hotel game!
>>5713039
Howdy, don't think I've seen you here before!
>>5713026
There's no way they did! Just quality takes time!
>>5713027
Haha, and what will you do when you find out?
>>5713056
It's fine, it's my fault, I should be more aware.
>>5713026
That is not something I can so easily provide for you. Is there nothing else I can give?
>>5713027
Whatever you are willing to share, Ramlethal Valentine.
>>5713039
It is nice to meet you, Ramona. Is there anything I am able to assist you with? I would like nothing more than to help you in some way shape or form.
Is it true that you autists prefer 2D waifus than 3D smoking hot grils?
>>5713009
>BUT SHE'S NOT FOR SEXUAL
>>5713050
>okay...i'll go back to lazing around
post friends
>>5713058
Duel 4
You guys actually manage to behave this time.
>>5713058
Really? That was super nice of him.
>>5713065
Well if you ever get out of here tell em to bomb this place.
>>5713078
Well I'm usually not poor enough to stay at a place like this.
>>5713097
I prefer real people.
>>5713110
Why not. Hind always needs a good target.
>>5713104
>post friends
>so we can maintain our air of exclusivity and elitism
oldfag mindset
>>5713102
>Hugs
Have a nice day.
>>5713108
>>5713110
Actually I was the shadow in ramona's bathroom.
>>5713108
This is really getting out of hand.
>>5713095
Seriously? No big invasion? abducting or anything like that?
>>5713127
Try to hold off till I'm clear
>>5713078
You must have not dealt with arthropods then.
>>5713091
Be satisfied or dissatisfied depending on the answer. Not much else.
>>5713095
I suppose I should start with my origin then.
>>5713110
My name's Rover, nice to meet ya!
>>5713104
Gosh anon I think anyone can be a friend if they want to.
>>5713108
Even if you thought that was a ghost, why would you attempt to stab it?
>>5713143
That is not my goal. My goal is to simply learn all I can about this land, to figure out if it is one I can call home for myself.
>>5713149
Proceed when you are ready.
>>5713104
but i don't have that many friends
>>5713143
Got it
>>5713141
I'd complain to management if they weren't laying dead in the lobby...
>>5713153
Ramona, my little friend.
>>5713166
Dammit, I forgot the map!
>>5713166
Put them shears down and get yourself back in bed, little miss!
What are you doing? It's me, your mother. Now get your ass off the computer and go outside.
>>5713128
the friend chart meme was started by a newfag
>>5713166
Duel 5
Unfortunate but there is no time to delay.
>>5713208
Damnit mom and just an hour ago you told me to stay at home
>>5713167
Oooh, so, guessing you're planet's gone then?
>>5713218
>
>>5713234
When did I ever say that, child? Now get off of the computer and do your homework, alright?
>>5713193
I know right room service is like... nonexistent. All I've had to eat are some gummy bears and scotch
>>5713259
but mom all my homework is on the computer, see?
>quickly shuts off 4chan and the other crap and shows a Microsoft world file with text all written over it
>>5713149
Satisfied or dissatisfied? How so?
>>5713149
The heck are those? They like bugs? I've caught a bunch of bugs before!
>>5713193
Oh that's a cool name! Hope to see you around here more often, always nice to meet new faces around here.
>>5713218
The night is calm.
>>5713275
That looks nice, dear. Keep working and I'll give you 15 minutes to play on your game system, sweetie.
>kissu on the cheek
>>5713305
t-thanks mom.
What are having for dinner?
>>5713273
You actually found some gummy bears!?
>>5713277
Thanks anon...
>>5713288
Definitely...well maybe not at this hotel but, you know.
>>5713167
To state it simply, I am not a human. A little more than a year ago I was created to only carry out my creator's will.
>>5713208
You finally show your face here, Mother?
>>5713281
I do not know how to make that more simple.
>>5713288
Bugs, arthropods. Whatever you call them, they are still abominations.
>>5713208
Mammy? By my herbs and spices, is that really you?
>>5713298
Bettah stay outtah here, need my 8 hours more than most
>>5713330
What does no one check the minifridges here?
>>5713298
There is a thin line between curiosity and stupidity.
>>5713322
We're going out to eat your favorite at the fish market. I still owe the checkout person some money.
>>5713355
Son, where have you been all these years?
This is your baby brother, >>5713322
>>5713235
Your assumption is correct. My homeworld in the Magellanic Clouds is no longer able to support life on it as a result of intergalactic warfare. Our kind is not hostile, but the same cannot be said for other extraterrestrials. Earthlings captured the idea of what aliens are like in their movies quite accurately.
>>5713344
You are a genetically engineered specimen then? What sort of functions were you constructed to perform?
>>5713370
Regalus wins.
>>5713387
Oh boy, fish is my fav-
Colonel Sanders is my big bro?
AWESOME
>>5713399
The results. Only four kills between two people. Pathetic.
>>5713421
thanks for hosting!
>>5713421
Thanks for hosting
>>5713421
Thank you for the game, and for removing that terrible noise.
>>5713344
You mean if I have an acceptable reason maybe?
>>5713421
Congratulations Regulus!
Thank you very much for hosting Ram!
>>5713358
You're room had a mini fridge!? The only thing in my room was a bed filled with spiders.
>>5713390
Damn, that sucks. You should be warned though earthlings aren't all the most friendliest bunch
>>5713399
Congrats.
>>5713421
Thanks Host....now to go write that hotel review.
>>5713402
Colonel? Is he famous now or something? He never calls me when he should. I still hope he's remembering to eat his greens like you have been, my child.
Get back to work, son. Dad should be coming home soon.
>kissu on the head
>>5713387
Don't you remembah? It was only a hundred and three years or so ago when I left home! I couldn't stand that mean ole bastard you call a husband. Pappy's been rollin in his grave evah since you married him.
>>5713421
Thanks for hosting
>>5713387
Oh, why hello there
>>5713454
Yeah, he's a top chicken chef, how can't you know mom?
>>5713421
Thank ye kindly for hostin, and congrats to our winnah
Afternoon folks.
>>5713451
Huh... Well that is unfortunate. Thankfully the paranormal hotel crap seems to be winding down... till more people show up.
>>5713469
The woman's damn near a hundred fifty, cut her some slack.
I want to quit HG but I don't want to leave a few people alone.
>>5713095
Let me think....
Can you give me a war?
>>5713091
Is that what they told you? Aww my poor Kaito.
>>5713488
Big bro let's make some chicken after I'm done finishing my homework
>>5713421
Thank you for the game.
>>5713491
I know that feel, bro.
>>5713451
Most earthlings I have encountered have been very hospitable. Though there have been some more aggressive than others, none have attacked me in any way shape or form.
>>5713475
Good afternoon, earthling.
>>5713494
That is not something I am able to provide, nor would I. My kind is not fond of war.
>>5713503
I'll see if I can find a little time for ya son, but I'm a busy man!
>>5713469
Oh he is? I can't eat chicken. The doctor says it's bad for my health. That's why we eat fish, son. I want to protect you from the dangers of food.
>>5713459
Damnit, son. You don't talk about your father like that.
>>5713473
And I am well into my tender ages! I don't need you to be judging me like that. Is this how you greet your mother when you come home after so many years?
>>5713503
We're not eating chicken in this house.
>>5713491
I feel you.
>>5713475
A happy family reunion happened
>>5713390
Correct. My task was simple. It was to remove all she had deemed redundancies.
>>5713450
See? You can understand when you actually think.
>>5713437
>>5713440
>>5713444
>>5713444
>>5713450
>>5713451
>>5713460
>>5713473
>>5713510
You are welcome. Thank you for participating and spectating.
>>5713491
I know your pain
if you are a nigger irl and you browse Hg i have news for ya.
>tfw you have eaten nothing but bananas and tortilla chips all day
Learn how to cook you guys, seriously
>>5713544
And what exactly do you mean by the term 'redundancies'?
>>5713481
With how its been today that may take a while.
>>5713517
That's good, don't let you guard down though.
>>5713491
>rubs tum
is ok
>>5713491
Feel known.
>>5713562
The only nigger we have is Illya (not Kamina Illya)
>>5713523
I hope you don't mind, but I was going to treat your brother, >>5713554, out to fish. You know his health. You can join us if you want
>>5713562
dude that's so edgy
>>5713517
But war is glorious! The crackling of gun fire and the sounds of agony are music to mein ears!
>>5713573
Should I come into harm's way, I have no doubts that I shall be alright. You do not need to worry for me, Ramona.
>>5713517
Hey there Mister, I haven't seen ya around here before. You new here?
>>5713539
Who where reunited?
>>5713583
Post Adachi chilling in his room drinking Dr pepper
>>5713330
Oh that's understandable, maybe we'll get to play together in the next game!
>>5713344
The bugs aren't as bad when they're not poisonous, now FISH on the other hand hoo boy, those are scary.
>>5713573
Well I wouldn't complain. Every time more people show up paranormal shit starts happening... full disclosure though, I've been here for a few weeks, there really isn't a way out.
>>5713494
No, they're going to always have me around.
>>5713544
Ah, why am I fine with your harsh words?
>>5713622
Don't look at the arm.
>>5713652
>Thatfilename
>>5713615
My homeworld in the Magellanic Clouds was destroyed by war. I shall not bring the same curse to this place. If you want to hear those noises, you will be able to do so in this world's ritual combat.
>>5713621
Nu Mikitakazzo N'Shi is my name. I am an intergalactic pilot. What is your name, earthling?
>>5713646
Whatever helps you sleep at night or err shut down...
>>5713692
It's not the same! I wish for a world war!
>>5713619
Cool. I do have a big ass hammer if someone ever messes with you.
>>5713625
Hoping there will be another game, I almost made it to the end in this last one.
>>5713641
Well there go any summer vacation plans I had.
>>5713534
He ain't my pappy, he's my stepfather, and he's the reason you ain't seen hide nor hair a me since 1903!
>>5713554
A course, can't let a passion for poultry go to waste on my watch!
>>5713595
Well if you insist. You always were warnin us away from our own shadows, ehhehehehehe!
>>5713730
My beautiful daughter, is that you?
Oh, >>5713734, the whole family is together again!
>kissu all
>>5713730
This place has a pool... It's filled with blood but ya... its a pool. There's also a hottub.
>>5713714
I will not assist you in your goal.
>>5713730
A hammer?
>Without another word his hand and forearm begins twisting and morphing into a large construction hammer.
You possess an object like this?
>>5713714
I don't shut down at night, I just charge and do things like read while I charge.
>>5713758
You help me keep on a eye on them siblins of mine. Got a hunch they're aftah my will!
>>5713692
My, ain't that quite the name. My name is Adrian Rollini. What do you mean by "intergalactic pilot"? You some sort of alien?
>>5713758
No?....sorry
>>5713759
That filled with blood too?
>>5713769
Pretty please?
>>5713782
That sounds terrible.
>>5713789
You are correct in that assumption. I am an alien. My Earth name is Mikitaka if you would prefer to use it.
>>5713769
Jesus, well more or less, yeah
For the winner.
>>5713566
That is what Mother referred the human race as. She wants to be rid of them.
>>5713625
I do not see how. They spend their life entirely on one part of the world. Stay away from water and they can not get you.
>>5713646
That is what I asked. Are you willing to tell me?
>>5713809
No.
>>5713828
>His arm morphs back to normal.
I see. Hopefully you should not have to use such a brutish tool against another being.
>>5713829
That does not make sense.
>>5713799
Only on Tuesdays. And the blood pool isn't bad, its actually about the consistency of water. It just took some alcohol to get used to swimming in it.
>>5713822
What!? I'm not your daughter!
>>5713822
I will mammy, times sure have changed since I was their age. I nevah had a propah chance for schoolin!
Reminder if you call out someones name, they'll show up
I want to fucking die.
>>5713809
says you, I find it quite productive, while most people sleep I'm learning and practicing things.
>>5713829
I'd tell you if I knew myself, most I can come up with is I have a tolerance to it by now.
based venuz has com 2 bless every1 wit mony
>>5713858
Go back to college, son. I sill have your tuition money for Ole Miss in the cabinet. I've been saving it for your brother and your sister >>5713857 but you can use it
>>5713859
Reminder if you kill yourself, HG would be a better place
>>5713758
Hey Mommy, I'm hungry
>>5713852
With a cherry on top?
>>5713876
But you can't dream!
>>5713810
Well, looks like those science fiction movies are right. Now, you going to invade planet earth and take our women, Mikitaka?
>tfw someone you hate is having fun
>>5713859
How about that japanese dude that was in HG while posting shiba inus in human clothes
>>5713903
But remember, no food until all of your homework is done, ok?
>>5713852
Actually it's kinda fun to swing around.
>puts hammer back in bag
>>5713853
Wow, how don't have lines of people rioting to get into this place is a mystery.
>>5713895
Mammy, I'm a multimillionaire. They can use it.
>>5713930
Okay, thanks mommy!
>does homework
You know what I want when I'm done with my homework mommy?
>>5713895
Ma'am I'm not...sigh
>>5713852
I have been told. She herself was created to guide humanity but she went insane because they are not perfect. Nonetheless, I carried the goal I was given to the best of my abilities.
>>5713876
I see. As of right now, I am unsatisfied by the answer,
>>5713730
That's awesome! I've won a game before too. Took out one player with one punch.
>>5713829
I guess fish can't walk around on land where you come from!
>>5713924
That fucking asshole!
>>5713941
Alright then, if you insist.
>>5713941
>>5713958
>>5713960
>collapses
>>5713974
Good thing she has life alert
>>5713967
Pretty tough then, my time will come, at least it better.
>>5713958
>>5713974
Looks like there's no mom's spaghetti for you.
>>5713974
MOM NO
CALL 911
>>5713933
Well for starters I'm not even sure where this place is. Also the service is lousy, your bed has spiders, my room only has a king size bed and 5 bottles of scotch when I very clearly asked for 6 bottles and a queen sized bed... oh... you were being sarcastic... Either way my mother is a sponsor of these stupid games so I'm sure this is all her fault.
>>5713912
yes, I know, it's not that bad though..
>>5713964
h-huh? haha.. I guess I never was one to satisfy.
>>5713912
If you continue on this subject I shall ignore you from this point onward.
>>5713921
Negative. I am here to study this world. I have no hostile intentions .
>>5713933
Is that so? That is a strange activity to find enjoyment from, but I shall note it down. Perhaps I could use my powers of transformation to become a hammer for you to swing around? Would that also bring you enjoyment?
>>5713964
You are a creature I should fear, then?
>>5713974
oh no. somebody do something. help.
>>5714024
Don't worry miss, I got this.
>Picks you up and carries you to safely away from this disgusting passed out man.
>>5714020
Well im going to dream right now! And i'll tell you all about it when I get back!
>>5714023
Hmph! You're no fun!
>>5714012
Guessing she doesn't have this place on the top of the funding list then.
>>5714023
That sounds pretty weird, wouldn't being a hammer be uh uncomfortable?
>>5713967
They do not. Even then, I fail to find something like that unsettling. It sounds more silly.
>>5714020
That is true. Even you can not state why you think so.
>>5714023
Perhaps. It should be noted that Mother discarded me some time ago.
>>5714078
I am not a supporter of violence, strange cat creature. Unnecessary violence is unnecessary.
>>5714089
In what regard?
>>5714078
Haha, well have some good dreams then okay? Goodnight.
>>5714071
The art of sarcasm escapes you doesn't it. You can put me down right here..
>>5714089
Probably not though the kitchen seems to restock every week and raiding it isn't too difficult. I swear its like someone turned the hunger games into hotel california.
>>5714120
Your mission is suspended then. I see. It is good that you are not an enemy.
>>5714120
o hey remy how u doin
jus cam bak from countin my moni again
I leave for 1 hour and you guys roleplay with an old lady. The fuck.
>>5714129
Lady, I get sarcasm. I just take it seriously for the shits.
>Doesn't put you down
You're really, really heavy ya know that? What do you even have in that bag?
This is your mother from beyond. I just wanted to say that you should never take another one's life. Even if it's some kinda movie game off the internets. Thanks, sonny
>>5714121
Morphing is cool and all but its gotta feel really weird, possibly painful? And I doubt you'll have much fun being swung around by me.
>>5714139
That doesn't feel me with confidence...
>>5714205
What's the matter with old people?
>>5714003
I'm only really nasty if I have to be, I think most cats are like that though. You seem really nice though, so nothing bad should happen!
>>5714120
I dunno, something about fish with people arms and mechanical parts might be creepier to me than bugs.
>>5714120
I'm not particularly good at understanding things like this myself you know.
>>5714233
This ability does not have a distinct feeling when I decide to use it. It is second-nature to me. If being swung around by you is something you would find pleasure from, then it would make me happy also.
>>5714240
Good point
>>5714214
Stuff...a lot of stuff. Either way I'm not heavy, do some more push ups or something.
>>5714252
Hey a cats gotta do what a cats gotta do
>>5714291
Well I don't know about that, think I made it sound like I'm some sort of brute or something.
>>5714159
You are right. While I still do not care for humanity, I am not actively seeking the destruction for it either. It is not certain but I may become a guardian of it as well.
>>5714191
I still fail to see why having that is necessary for what you are.
>>5714252
I do not share your fear, cute one.
>>5714253
How swell. You should be the more knowledgeable between the two of us.
>>5714205
Son. You have no respect for old woman in your lrife. I fuckin kilrl you. Go study for 3 hours and don't talk to your sister.
>>5714023
>I gotta go eat, if i dont answer, i went to do something else
Oh. That's quite the relief. What are you studying?
>>5714233
Me either, but if you'll excuse me I'm going to go try to relax in the hot tub. You're more than welcome to join me.
>>5714325
Nah, it's the bag. I can lift a fucking truck and your bag weighs more than that.holy shit, and you carry that shit around wherever ya go...You're one tough lady....I-i think i'm in love..again...
>>5714327
it powers mi ego