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The revolution will be televised, /erp/ is taking over. Undead

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The revolution will be televised, /erp/ is taking over.

Undead from Antarctica it's the /erp/ world wide fuck-a-thon!
Featuring the most dangerous band in the galaxy, or anywhere else... GWAR!

Previous charnel manger: >>5704256
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>>5707992
>didn't put 'erp thread' in the OP
good job kurishit
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First for...something...
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So old or new Nep? Who is better?
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>>5708018
New by a landslide.
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>>5708005
You're very dim, anon-kun.
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>>5708018
Aside from stealing new Nep's panties I never really had a real rp with either of them.
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>>5708018
New, I'm glad old left.
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>>5708018
Absolutely the new one, and I'm not saying that because the old one was bad, just that the new one is so good.
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>>5708018
I agree the old nep wasn't exactly good but its a shame that the shitposting hit her this hard.
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>>5708040
Owain should take a page from her book and fuck off
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>>5708040
>two shitposts
>i quit forever
Setsuna's been almost as thin-skinned also
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>>5708047
I dont care about Owain.
>>5708048
Lets just be honest, old nep wasn't prepared for 4chan.
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>>5708048
Kenny started the whole 'non native english players arn't welcome' thing along with other shit just because their imperfect english triggered his autism
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>>5708069
Oh lord, Kenny started that?
How was that found out?
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>>5708069
Proof?
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>>5708076
>>5708077
Kenny mentioned it in one of the discords apparently
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>>5708085
You see anon. I really want to believe this but if you just had that one screenshot.
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>>5708085
Intredasting.
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>>5708094
No one ever has screenshots for someone doing X so I just assume most things are lies
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>>5708094
Anon discord was deleted, getting banned from the main discord usually has your posts wiped, he's also in the lore discord and none of that circle jerk post things
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Give me the anon
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>21 posts
>4 pictures
Post some porn or something at least you shitters
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>>5708110
When you think about it the lore discord is the worst one now. It's basically a hugbox for Lore and Jinx, is it not?
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>>5708122
Lore, Jinx, Kenny, other people banned or annoyed with the main discord. Probably worse then LD's for starting shit
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>>5708120
I'm on phone I don't have porn there
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>>5708120
>"post some porn"
A'ight.
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Give me the succ
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>>5708120
>posts cowtits
Eww...
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>>5708128
Of course, it's run by "Generic Anime Girl" Lore, who apparently even shitposted Iowa.
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>>5708147
Later Izaya-kun.
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>>5708156
Nice
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>>5708156
>Yukinon having tits that big.
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>>5708069
Well, that'd explain why he had such a massive hateboner for this one Filipino user from Virras place
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>>5708152
What are you fucking gay?
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>>5708159
I need the succ nowwww.
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>>5708120
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>>5708202
Won't spoodertits give you the succ?
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>>5708214
Something like that.
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>>5708211
I'll meet you in the middle.
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>>5708211
are you the same yuki from last month?
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>>5708274
Hello, and welcome to Boner Town. Population, my boner. Visitors, you.
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>>5708209
>memes your fucking eye, bitch
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>>5708244
Fair enough. Show me the goods.
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>>5708304
Quiet.
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>>5708119
No!
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>>5708329
A-Ahh?? K-Kurisu-chan is sucking me off so good!
>pres
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>>5708286
You wanted to see me, Sir?
>Yukno closes the door behind her as she enters principal office. She keeps a calm expression and a near emotionless face, but she can feel her heart pounding inside her chest. This is probably it, the moment of the truth. She's put in so much extra work these past weeks. She'd do anything to the best student. Yukino stands at the other end of the room, patiently waiting for her boss' comments, not betraying any sign of her nervousness.
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>we're lacking female avas in Yurop timezones
Where's the pastebin with the list of the avas people wanted to see? I could see whether or not I could do something.
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>>5708348
Wanna watch a GWAR movie with me?!
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>>5708438
http://pastebin.com/79bF1Jzm
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>>5708446
ok but finnish sucking me off first!!!!
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>>5708360
(I'll give it a shot, I guess. Didn't figure anything would come of that, so I brought my attention elsewhere.)

Ah, Yukino-chan.
>He folds his hands over one another, and on that steeple he rests his lips. It's a classical arrangement, through which he peers at her through his glasses. He lets the moments pass, and then clears his throat, an eyebrow raising.
Please, have a seat. We have things to discuss.
>The steeple unfolds, and he points to a chair, cocked loosely away from his desk's other side. His finger comes down to tap on the desktop before he relaxes back into his chair, and brings one leg over the other.
Also, how have you been doing? You've put in so much work, so it's to be expected if you're feeling some stress.
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[For a Fate servant, do you prefer a prompt where you summon them or a prompt where you're in their time? Pic related. ]
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>>5708531
Summon
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>>5708531
LolJinx has Scathach but she doesnt mind if other people use her, just getting that out before someone else says other wise. Onto your question, having them summoned and being their master makes it a lot easier for both parties and it allows you to go off the fate's version more closely

If you want an unused servant then Jeanne is available now
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>>5708452
Oh, cool, Schrödinger's on the list, I could try using him. As far as female avas go, does anyone know whether or not Mari Makinami's taken? I won't have time this week, but I could at least start preparing a folder for her if nobody else has her.

>>5708531
Summoning sounds like it would make more sense.
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>>5708457
>She smiled and sat on the chair with coursebook in hand. She dragged the fingers of her free hand lightly along the surface, and stopped before the principal's own desk. Her perfume lingered in the air as she sat on the chair.
I'm okay, just sometimes a little tired. Studying can be really tiresome. But this how it's should be. It's one of best schools in Japan after all.
>She crossed her legs and started looking around the room.
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>>5708571
Mari is totally unused, I've been waiting for someone to pick her up since she seems perfectly perverted for this place
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>>5708571
>tfw you suggested Mari
Nobody's claimed her yet as far as I know. She's all yours.
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>>5708550
>>5708557
>>5708571
[That's what I thought. I also have folders made for both Jeannes. Do you guys want Scathach or one of them? ]
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>>5708575
Why, thank you.
>He grins, and nods.
Absolutely, we have quite the reputation, all built on the backs of students like you, and guided by our wonderful faculty and staff.
>A bit of chest-puffing, and then he rests back in his seat. He waits for the air to clear before he takes in a deep breath. It must be an expensive brand of perfume she wears, since it sits pleasantly in the nose.
However, it won't do to forget that you are still a student, and that these are some of the prime years of your life. Overwork is best left for your elders, Yukino-chan.
>He leans forward, and brings his folded hands together to rest on the desk. The principal, of course, is a somewhat-older man, but not the fat, piggish type that some would expect. He's trim, refined, and his eyes still glint with good humor.
So I worry about your life's balance. Have you been living the proper schoolgirl's life?
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>>5708595
Jeanne Alter please.
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>>5708595
Scathach is an amazing choice, Jeanne Alter is also a great choice for here, and corrupting Jeanne is also very tempting so I'm torn. Hotaru does Jeanne from another series so either Jeanne could turn into cross over selfcest but Scathach could lead to lancer bullying
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>>5708595
Can't we have all three?
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>>5708616
>She leans in from behind, just barely pressing her body against char, and inhales deeply. A faint hum, as if in contemplation; she slowly licks her lips and thinks about her school life. Finally she speaks, her voice surprisingly soft, carrying warmth that her imposing posture would not seem to suggest.
It's fine.. typical school life. Studying, hanging out with friends etc.. You don't have to worry about me Principal. I'm fine. Y-You need something else?
>She asked with trembling voice.
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>>5708593
>>5708594
Alright, neat. I should have some time starting with Thursday, I'll see what I can do.

>>5708622
>>5708630
This, we need more Alters around. Wouldn't mind a Saber Alter, but Jeanne Alter's pretty chill.
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>>5708622
Yes, we had her but she was shit
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>>5708660
I see, I see. That's good.
>He flashes her a warm smile, and tilts his head down toward the desk. His eyes look up over the rim of his glasses: amusement and certain other, murkier intentions linger in his gaze as he keeps it on her. When he hums, it rumbles, and he clicks his tongue behind his closed lips.
I'm surprised, Yukino-chan. I had been lead to expect a certain demeanor from you, but it seems I don't have to worry about that.
>In confirmation, he nods, and squares his shoulders as he sits straight in his chair.
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>>5708622
>>5708630
>>5708682
>>5708687
[ I hear you. Once played with her. Give me around 10-15 minutes. Still need coffee in my system. ]
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>>5708711
Actually...
>Yukino put her book on principal's desk and looked into his eyes.
I have a little problem with one subject. And I heard... Principal could help me with it..
>She admitted with very red face. She slowly took off her her hand from book cover revealing the title. It was about sex education.
Well, this place has seemed so empty at this hour, so I thought it's good time for some practice..
>Standing up straight she looked at him and waited for his response.
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>>5708765
Oh. Is that..?
>His face goes ruddy as he strokes at his chin, and stares down at the title. He then looks up at her, careful consideration showing as a frown and a deeper cut in his worry-lines. After a moment, he chuckles, breaking out into a full and mirthful laugh.
I see! Well, Yukino-chan, I fully understand. After all, it's best to go after those with experience. Yes, yes, you do have a good eye and taste.
>He stands up to match her, and walks around his desk, stopping just short of pressing into her from the back. Reaching around, he takes the book in his hand, and lifts it. His other arm reaches to flip the cover, and thumbs through the pages while he holds her in a loose embrace.
There is so much to cover with young adults, isn't there? Hmm...I hope I'm still up to the challenge.
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> Atop the summoning circle you've crafted as detailed in the dusty old book you found in the attic, intricate markings and lines decorated it. You had heard one could summon demons from a ritual like this one. Assisted only by candlelight, you perform the incantation as written exactly. At first, the circle does nothing in terms of a reaction. But then suddenly, a black mist began to fill the air rapidly. This had been the doing of the summoning, but you knew something was amiss. Once the haze began to clear and your vision returns, you saw something strange as well. Rather than summoning a demon, you had instead summoned a pale, yet mature woman. The first noticeable detail about her was the essence of hatred radiating from her. That is one characteristic of the Avenger class of servants, those who have been severely wronged in life. The woman, adorned in black armor and blonde hair almost as pale as her skin, then finally called out to you.
"Tell me, belligerent worm beneath my feet. Was it you who called upon someone like me, clearly too much for your shameful lack of skill?
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>>5708682
I look forward to Thursday then

>>5708726
And I am eager to see what you have in store.
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>>5708840
type less
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>>5708840
type less
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>>5708840
type less
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>>5708865
>>5708885
>>5708894
Breathe less. Or, preferably, not at all.
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>>5708840
>>5708865
>>5708885
>>5708894
type less
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>>5708865
>>5708885
>>5708894
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>>5708811
>The noise she makes is difficult to discern, a wisp of a moan at his touch. A hungry smile on her lips, she slides her hands to his chest, leaning into his careful touch and urging him onto his back.
I trust you... just tell me what to do.
>Her chest swells in a deep breath as she draws in more of his manly aroma, savoring the brewing scent of sweat and arousal.
Tell me what you want..
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>>5708903
>>5708904
>>5708910
kill yourselfless
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>>5708912
Ah, Yukino-chan, so this isn't a material review.
>He shakes his head, and closes up the book, letting it drop down to his desk. The principal has large hands, enough palm to wrap over her hips with ease as he presses his chest in against hers. He starts to squeeze at her, up and down, the highest point being just where his thumbs brush her breasts from underneath.
But it does seem you need some education. That, I can provide.
>A grin spreads his lips as he reaches up, and unties her uniform ribbon with a surprisingly ginger touch. It hangs around her neck as he reaches up to brush his fingers across her jawline, peering into her eyes, his other hand unclasping the buttons on her blouse until he reaches the collar of her sweater.
This will have to go, all of it...except your socks, Yukino-chan.
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>>5708840
>the anon flinched in surprise, partially lucky to summon a woman as charming as her, partially unlucky due to summoning a woman with an "aura" of hatred powerful enough to feel even without her having to say a single word
>he quickly calmed down and responded to the woman, trying to not fuck up
Yes, I was the one to call upon you.

>>5708865
>>5708885
>>5708894
>wrote a post with more than that last night
>only one "type less"
Can we confirm that a large part of the shitposters is probably from Yurop?
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>>5708989
Hi Lupin
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>>5708840
(I'm sorry this happened.)

The arcane grimoire he'd scoured in his garret turned out to be the real deal. Having been the weak type of person, he was consistently harrassed by those around him for the longest time, and desired redemption. The tome he discovered became a catalyst to that, one step closer to his goal. As the incantation ends, he finds himself knocked out momentarily, only to return to his senses not long after. Hand clutching his temple, his bleary eyes sifted through the smog, picking up the silhiuette of what appears to be a humanoid figure. 'Did it really work?!' Thought the male to himself, fitting back his spectacles which had been inadvertently scattered across the floor due to his sudden loss of consciousness. The mist dispersed, finally, allowing him vision of an unfamiliar female, clad in black, with a shock of pale yellow hair. A grin crept along his lips, as his heart raced excitedly. '...It did! Haha! I can't believe it... I thought it was just some stupid, meaningless book, but...' His thoughts were cut short by the woman's sharp tone, and equally vicious words, which made him snap his eyes right at her. Swallowing his saliva, he mustered up the courage to speak out:

"...Indeed, it was I, who summoned you."
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>>5708998
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>>5708984
>A light, feminine giggle escapes her throat, causing her breath to pepper his skin. She moved her face closer and gave him a gently kiss to the lisp.
I-Is this okay?
>She whispers, leaving his neck and retreating to face him. Her tone is openly playful, her brow arched meaningfully above her mask.
Skillfully parting the cloth, she smooths her hands down his now bare chest, gliding ever lower and trilling in delight as her fingertips cross his belly.
So, what exactly what you want me to do, Principal?
>Her uniform slips and hits the floor her feet, leaving her bare besides a pair of lacy white panties and pink bra Her smile widens.
Pretty please?

>>5708989
(Please, don't bully Yurops. We can be friendly.)
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>>5709026
Hi Jim Neidhart.
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>>5709064
At least he wasn't a dentist
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>>5709041
Ah, there's many things I want you to do, Yukino-chan. Could it be that orders excite you?
>A little glint shows in his eyes, as he licks over where they kissed. He brushes his hands over her shoulder, down to her bra's clasp, and snaps it open with a practiced touch. After it falls away from her, he pulls back, and walks around his desk. Leaving his shirt open, showing off a torso that remains fit, he sits down in his chair.
I'll have you come under the desk, Yukino-chan. From there, you can open my pants for me, and I'll guide you from there.
>He leans back, and places his hands over both armrests, looking up at her expectantly.
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>>5709094
Or a master of shock.
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>European shitposters
That's just one more reason to flip off the EU and Ireleave.
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>>5708989
"Good, you know to answer when asked to."
> Her tone remained unchanged as vengeance burned through it. However, a sinister grin emerged in her lips as Jeanne eyed him up. Her aura seemed to heat the room the longer she stood. She then walked over to him slowly, exuding a menacing style.
"You don't look fit to be my Master. Shall I be the one to take control for you instead?"
>>5709025
"If it really was you, then stand up!"
> The blonde's gaze fixed onto the submissive male seemingly bound to the floor. In spite of her actually small stature, Jeanne seemed to tower over the one who would become her Master. She then began to pull out a black sword from within a sheath attached to her armored dress. This sword could control fire and increase the power of Dragons, clearly something you should not underestimate. The corrupted blade was then directed towards him, as if a threat was in order.
"I hold zero qualms in killing cowards like you who grovel at my feet."
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>>5709156
Bolin, you're six months old; you're not old enough for independence yet.
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>>5709109
>Yukino red face went really red, because she knew what to do. In few seconds she was on her knees and her face was really close to principal crouch. She looked as the principal unzipped his pants. His cock stood up straight, leaning forward as it pointed at her. Putting a hand on it she could feel how hot it was, and she could swear it twitched. Being brought down so close to his shaft he could smell the musk coming off it. From this new perspective it looked a lot bigger, in fact she was almost certain it had grown.
I know what to do...
>Immediately she lays a flurry of licks onto his hard cock. Starting from the bottom she dragged her tongue all the way up to the tip, then went back down to repeat the process, speeding up each time.
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>>5709167
Tbh I want Ireland to be part of the UK and to tell the EU to fuck off.
Neato trade agreements, no Spaniard and frogleg fucks fishing in our continental shelf.
Anyone who wants an independent or united Ireland is grade a retarded, Home Rule is the best way.
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>>5709165
LoL Jinx?
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>>5709191
No one cares.
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>>5709165
With little hesitation in his actions, the man rose to his feet, keeping the same hand to the side of his head. Despite being a few inches shorter, everything about her emanated an aura of danger. He admitted, deep inside, he felt a slight bit of apprehension from her vitriolic, violent, and hateful words. Body straightened up, he spoke calmly - or at least, to the best of his slightly frightened, anxious mind. "Forgive me, for you had to see me in such a weak state. I simply didn't expect that the ritual I'd conducted would work." Clearing his throat, he tried his damnedest to will away his fears and steel himself, paying no mind to the weapon which seemed as if it could effortlessly will him in half. "I go by Asazaki Shinjiro. What is your name?"
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>>5709225
Owain?
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ey boys an girls
how r doin on dis fine day
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>>5709223
>the idea of a country with one of the best GDP to population ratios leaving the European Union right after another country with a similar ratio leaving is no big deal
OK.
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>>5709184
And what's your rush, Yukino-chan? Did you arrange a date with your friends after this?
>Even in his youth, the principal thought his cock complimented his build well. Just like him, his dick is stocky, of an average height, but wide and meaty, especially around the middle. He doesn't bother to reach down, not until her enthusiasm prompts him to bring his fingers through her hair, and guide her back from his pulsing member.
A man's penis isn't like ice cream. You can take your time to savor it, since it won't wither away.
>He smirks, and then lets out a knowing chuckle. A little flex of his shaft, making it bounce and swell in front of her, the helmet plumping up raw and red, almost brings it back to her lips.
But be honest with me, Yukino-chan. You aren't patient enough to savor it, are you?
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>>5709236
Not Owain, no.
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>>5709165
>the anon starts sweating, unsure is he doing so because of the room slowly starting to feel hotter, or because of the question she asked
>every source he searched summoning data on beforehand gave him the same answer - if you can summon the demon, you gain control of it
>none of them mentioned the summoned attempting to gain control of the summoner
>yet despite of the situation being overwhelming, there was one thing he was curious about
If I'm really this unfit, why would you want control of me in the first place?

>>5709041
>"last night"
(I'm a Yurop as well, though.)
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https://discord.gg/7TnBPaJ
Comfy discord
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>>5709245
My friends told me otherwise.. and I was practicing a little. I will try my best for now on.
>She stops licking and lets the bobbing member rub up against her face, staining her with her own saliva and precum. Her lips close around his sensitive head. With it safely tucked away in her moist cavern she starts to lick at his urethral opening, stimulating him and allowing her to lap up all the precum coming out. In an attempt to finish as fast as possible she pushes forward and gobbles down the entirety of his shaft, which proves to be a mistake as she starts to gag. After a few seconds of choking she slowly pulls back, leaving his dick coated in spit. She then goes back in, this time more slowly and swallows about half before she starts to bob up and down. She starts her licking at his head, swirling her tongue around it until it shined. Then she starts to accumulate a large wad of spit in her mouth. Rather than lick his shaft she decides to spit on it, spreading it out with her hand until every square inch was coated in saliva.
Is it good? Or you in pain Principal?

>>5709273
>last night
(Welp, I didn't notice this. Besides I don't come here very often.)
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>>5709273
(Wait, shit, I might've misunderstood this. Take control for you as in "you don't get to control me, I'm on my own" or take control for you as in "control you"?)
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>>5709225
"Fool! How dare you not know who I am? Are you simply not a bright individual? Here's a hint then. I was an innocent girl burned at the stake, back to unleash those very flames."
> In addition to this, the banner she carried seemed to wave to and fro. The flag carried the the famous fleur-de-lys of Orleans, yet was blackened like the rest of her clothing. The young man shaked before her but refused to completely submit himself in defiance to her weapon.
>>5709305
[First one my man. She wants to do things her way.]
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>>5709113
Or The Red Roster
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>>5709350
(Fuck, give me a sec. I guess this proves I'm from Yurop, though.)
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Pleasepleaseplease tell me this jeanne alter is a dfferent person
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>>5709371
Read the thread, you chud.
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>>5709371
Of course. Old Jeanne was roleplaying with one lines.
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>>5709302
Sorry. I've been trying to push through it, but I'm just not feeling it. Guess I was expecting something different. Hope you find someone else who'll jump in.
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>>5709386
It's fine, I understand.
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>>5709385
She can also spell unlike Nep
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>>5709350
"You're..." Now it made sense. The iconic ensign within her grasp didn't instantly familiarize itself in his mind. He stood firm, and stared at her with an adamant gaze. "Jeanne d'Arc. La Pucelle." Now that her name was clear, it only occured in his thoughts how befitting it was that he summoned her. A lady, whose allies turned their backs on, which led to the loss of her very life despite her hardships. Accused of being a witch, and stigmatized for going into war despite being female. Betrayed by her very peers. That explained the vindictive aura she bore. A feeling of resignation shook his core, but he willed it away. "Now I understand. This is oddly fitting."
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>>5709350
(Alright, fixed.)
>the anon starts sweating, unsure is he doing so because of the room slowly starting to feel hotter, or because of the question she asked
>every source he searched summoning data on beforehand gave him the same answer - if you can summon the demon, you gain control of it
>none of them mentioned the summoned refusing to accept the summoner as their master
>he was about to attempt arguing, but then he noticed the sheath attached to her dress, doubting it's there just for show
>the mix of that and her aura quickly makes him change his mind about arguing
If I'm really this unfit, I suppose I don't have a choice regardless. I accept.
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>>5709414
I wouldn't mind doing a thing with her if you still have drive and time. I was enjoying reading the session you had.
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>>5709448
I have only like 1-2 hours. And I don't come here very often.

Maybe more luck next time. Sorry.
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> we finally have a decent Sanya
> we finally have a decent Jeanne Alter
based
shitters should be btfo
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>>5709385
>one lines
Not really.

https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/4882665/#4883278
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>>5709489
>implying good roleplayers can't be shitposters
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>>5709486
Well, I hope you enjoy the rest of your Sunday. You really helped dead hours.
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>>5709431
"Yes! For even God to turn his back to me, it was quite destructive to my soul. I take it that you suffered such hardship too, boy?"
> She then erupted into prideful laughter, passion guiding her to take revenge. The young man's appearance implied that he was subject to similar torment during his life. The lifless yellow pupils in her eyes seemed to ignite with a fury that most haven't felt.
>>5709432
"Excellent. You don't seem to put up a fight, so you won't die by my hand this instant. Is there any desire your selfish mind wishes to fulfill before I force mine upon you? Be grateful this stroke of kindness came on."
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Good morning!
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>>5709642
>he felt slightly charmed by her appearance and took occasional glances at her body, not knowing could it be because the room felt like a sauna by that point
>even though it was obvious he wanted something, he shook his head, trying his best to repel his wishes as he didn't feel like he was ready to die yet
No, I do not, but I thank you for your kindness.
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>>5709717
Morning Abott
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>>5709642
He was a bit surprised upon hearing her inquiry, but figured it was sensible enough a query. An acrimonious young man, and an equally scorned spirit of whom once was a figure of power, and bravery. Memories of his past came flooding into his mind, and resentment began setting in deep in his mind. The man nodded, teeth gritting. "...You're correct. I chose the path of diplomacy and knowledge, but I was shunned. They claim I am weak. That I am not living life as one is supposed to." His voice was bitter, feeling the same malevolence as the woman before him. But... was he getting affected by her negative aura? He hadn't a clue if that was the case. But everything he felt right at that moment was, for certain, true.
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>>5709717
die rammy
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>>5709717
D.Va!
Looking incredible <3
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>>5709748
HEY ABOTT!
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>>5709748
Who's on first.
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>>5709922
I hate that guy
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>>5709732
"You know. Before I was betrayed and killed, everyone on my side called me the perfect girl in terms of spirit and body. Would you carelessly pass up such a rewarding opportunity? "
> Her desire to toy with him grew as he began to resist. The way his eyes fixated on her proved to Jeanne that the young man wasn't being honest with himself and his wishes.
>>5709750
"That's good. You should recognize your boiling hatred and listen to its pleading. Those who oppress your path should be trampled upon!"
> Her powers began to take effect. As an Avenger, she was able to rile up negative emotions from those vulnerable around her.
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>>5710033
Brooding, and weighing his choices, the man attempted to resist. His body felt burdened by the torrent of negativity which radiated from the Avenger-class servant. "I... ugh. No. I'm not going to submit to my emotions," he protested, head shaking side-to-side. "This is your doing, isn't it? This... feeling of unbridled malevolence." Though physically weak, he still tried to resist her attempts to attain dominance over his mind by fueling that seed of hatred which had been planted in his mind. So desperately did he yearn to rid himself of it.
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>>5710033
>the breaks he took before looking at her body started to become smaller, agreeing with those people's opinion more and more with each second while his worries of potential consequences were fading away
>unable to reject anymore, yet still unable to accept, he stood still and in silence without any idea how to answer her
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>>5708069
I mean, you could at least ask. Unless you're purposely trying to start shit.
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Someone roleplay as this
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Good afternoon.
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>when you got morning wood but thread is ded
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>>5710301
Serves you right.
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>>5710220
And you will say you didn't even though it's so clearly something you would and did do
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>>5710220
Kenny!
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>>5710146
>>5710169
[I have an errand to do, so we'll have to continue at another time. I doubt either of you will be here, but I'll be back later. This Wednesday, I'll be here in the morning though.
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>>5710369
(Oh, that's alright. Do you have a Discord? It'd make it easier to meet up at a proper time.)
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>>5710369
Anon writing in prose. Thank you for your time. I'll pop in again soon when time allows it, since I need to get some rest. In the meantime, any way to contact you privately? To discuss schedules.
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>>5710345
Anon! Is everything okay?

>>5710314
Clearly? How so? I'm fairly certain I didn't, but you seem to have already made up your mind.

>>5710300
Hi!

>>5710301
Do you want some thicc, Anon?
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So I was watchin' that Denko thing

god damn that guy is pathetic as fuck and even he gets replies
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>>5710300
Hello Darkness my old friend
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>>5710232
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>>5710423
You are the Denko guy (´・ω・`)
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>>5710416
>Filia
YES
Can you do a JOI?
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>>5710423
You're just like the Denko guy, but angrier
Why are you here, I thought you made a big show of leaving
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>>5710382
>>5710403
[Sorry. I vowed to not use Discord as it only brings disaster. I have an email if you want that instead.]
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>>5710445
But he's a fucking idiot sending 300 emails a day

kid literally doesn't get the point
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>>5710416
(How are you, Kenny)

>>5710430
(Is it me you're looking for)
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>>5710423
One day you'll be that bad too.

Believe.
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>>5710470
>email
Who else do you play? Have a card?
I prefer mail as well
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>>5710470
Email is fine as well, sure thing.
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>>5710472
And you're a fucking idiot making 15 alts.

You literally don't get the point. (´・ω・`)
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>>5710446
Well...I could give it a shot! I think.

>>5710479
Pretty good, haven't been awake for very long. You?
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160 posts
Only 55 images
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>>5710505
14

That's not the point, stupid fucking hamster face
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>>5710506
Y-yay!
It'd be an honor, Filia...
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>>5710416
Yes! Everything is good.
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>>5710510
I blame Kurishit for the terrible OP.
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>>5710479
Yes, yes it is
>>5710506
I'ma fight ya hair!
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>>5710470
(Oh, sure, that's not an issue. What's your e-mail?)
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>>5710543
And why would that be, Mr. Kasady?

>>5710506
(Pretty well, waiting to hear results from a job interview.)
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>>5710491
>>5710499
[Going to have to update but here.]
[email protected]
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>>5710518
The point is your trying to get his attention in the worse way. You're not taking the fucking hint that he doesn't want anything to do with you. "B-but I don't know if DenkoMG doesn't want me around if he isn't talking to me. Maybe he's in danger! (´・ω・`)"
Now fuck off. No one wants you here. DMG doesn't want you here.
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>>5710519
Yeah, yeah, calm down. First off, find yourself a nice comfy seat. And take your cock out, of course.

>>5710543
Bring it, gooboy.

>>5710555
Best of luck, friendo.

>>5710530
Good!
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>>5710562
make a discord too please marseille
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>>5710518
Keep doing your thing. Sooner or later DMG will crack and you'll get what you're after

Believe.
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>>5710571
But ya see that's bullshit

He's said it a million times before that he loves talking to me and I'm a great person when I'm not trying to kill myself and he's ONLY avoiding me now becuase you fucking assholes like Mecha shitpost him for talking to me

Literally the only reason he has me blocked is because of that fucking garbage Mecha spewed
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>>5710480
Is this Jade IRL? Damn, she's hot.
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>>5710571
The threads would be so much better if both of them fucked off.
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>>5710579
One step ahead of you, Miss Filia!
I'm settled in and eager...and observing that body~
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>It's another Paul sperges out like the massive birth defect he is episode

How do I change the channel?
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>>5710562
Sent.

Thanks!
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>>5710596
Or maybe its because we talked him out of his fucking stockholm syndrome? You have proven just yesterday that you refuse to keep your word on anything and you will keep cycling and punishing all of us, get help and DMG might talk to you. Its the closest you have to a chance
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>>5710596
If you fail to kill yourself you are either retarded or seeking attention. It's pretty easy. Get piss drunk, jump into a body of water. Pick up a gun, put it to the back of your head and pull the trigger. Swan dive off of a tall building. Suicide by cop.
It's so easy yet you fail to do it. Why is this?
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>>5710617
Turn off the tv. This is the only channel.
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>>5710596
>he's ONLY avoiding me now becuase you fucking assholes like Mecha shitpost him for talking to me

>Not because you killed 3+ avas
>Not because you posted his face
>Not the endless shitposting
>Not the childhood trama
>Not the endless abuse
>Not because you go out of your way to hurt him and his friends
>The latter because he notices them and not you
I'm done. I'm going to jerk it to real porn or something. (´・ω・`)
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>>5710622
>Thinking this is the last time DMG will block Paul
We all know this stupid cycle will never end until DMG grows some balls and stops caring about what Anons think or one/both of them fuck off. But neither of those will ever happen.
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when /erp/ went to shit
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>>5710597
You dirty, dirty man.
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>>5710649
Paul came back.
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HOW MANY TIMES IS PAUL GOING TO SAY HE'S LEAVING AND THEN NOT LEAVE!? YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC CHILD GET OVER IT THIS COMMUNITY HATES YOU GET REAL FRIENDS
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>>5710607
Which part? These heavy tits? Or maybe you're more of an ass man? Thighs, even?
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>>5710643
He was still talking to me after all that though
it was only AFTER mecha led the shitpost brigade that he blocked me

>>5710675
I never left, I just took a break
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>>5710645
Or everyone can just make sure DMG doesnt talk to Paul again? DMG restarts the cycle everytime and the marceline posting is the easiest part to deal with, now DMG just needs to stay out of threads
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>>5710596
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>>5710555
To keep ya from shooting my ass!
>>5710579
Said the girl with the goo hair!
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>dramaposters right now
The five or six of you who give enough of a fuck to reply really need to get off and go.
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>>5710696
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>>5710680
Oooooh...every part of your thick body is mouthwatering, Filia~!
That bottom of yours...those thick thighs...they're unbelievable!
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>>5710707
W e w
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>>5710696
Hey I said I wasn't gonna leak our chats can you at least do the same
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>>5710696
>You can cough on me again, honey
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>>5710579
(Thank yah!)

>>5710698
You don't exactly make it a small target, you know.
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> tfw this Jeanne Alter is shit too and is Marseille
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>>5710690
THAT DOESNT ADDRESS THE FACT THAT EVERYONE HATES YOU AND YOU NEED TO LEAVE

NO ONE HERE WILL EVER LIKE YOU, AND I SWEAR I'VE TOLD YOU THIS SEVERAL TIMEA BUT YOU NEVER GET IT, YOU GRASP ONE POINT AND ARGUE IT OR JUST NOT RESPOND TO IT BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO SCARED TO ADMIT YOU KNOW EVERYONE HATES YOU
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>>5710717
You deserve 'em leaked fifty times over, cunt.
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>>5710722
Nirvana song lyrics

https://youtu.be/6DwAyAiZdkc
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>>5710727
But old Jeanne was good.
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>>5710717
>"I said I wouldn't leak our chats!"
>Historically has shared IRL pictures
Fuck you
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>>5710696
>You can cough on me again, honey
What did he mean by this?
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>>5710717
>the irony of you asking people not to leak things
Oh wow. Anyway, it's not DMG, just illustrating a point.
He.
Does not.
Like you.
He bit the bullet to keep you from acting like a mongoloid. He cares about you like a battered housewife cares about their husband. Please stop deluding yourself.
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>>5710695
True that would solve the problem but we both know that isn't going to happen. DMG will try and unblock Paul to talk to him in secret again, at least until he turns a legal age then DMG will probably stop caring about Paul.
The Paul part of things is actually the easy part to deal with, you just don't give him (you)s and he fucks right off. DMG on the other hand will constantly hound the threads until he gets (you)s and people give him exactly what he wants.
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>people blame threads going to shit on the people causing the drama
>not the people getting involved in drama that could easily stay between just two idiots if no one else involved themselves
>wonder why things are so inhospitable
>proceed to blame the people having interpersonal issues and not their own nosy neighborness
>none of these people will shut the fuck up and roleplay ever
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>>5710753
>He bit the bullet to keep you from acting like a mongoloid.
DMG DIED FOR OUR SINS
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>>5710744
> had errors everywhere
> was just a generic slut like every one of nep's other characters
bait
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>>5710713
Is there an issue?

>>5710707
You should be stroking yourself by now. Don't you just want to shove your face against my ass? Give it some love?
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>>5710751
see >>5710736
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>>5710780
I kinda miss her. Ded hours were fun.
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>>5710723
Whatch you talking about Granny!?
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>>5710785
M-more than anything!
I'm cranking away...your body is absolutely maddening!
It's enough to make me leak...~
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>>5710771
Hi DMG worshiper.
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>>5710834
Hi Lupin
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>>5710841
Hi Jinx
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>>5710799
Fucking laff. Paul's taste is so shit.
>Unironically listenin to rock that isn't King Crimson (which isn't even rock half the time)
I mean come on
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>>5710847
Hi Lore
>>
I don't know why people treat DMG so highly. Sessions with her get boring quickly because all of her characters are portrayed as turboslut
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>>5710855
Hi Virra
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>>5710848
>Nirvana
>Rock

Bolin you fuckin fetus it's Grunge
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>>5710861
>People want fuck
>DMG gives fuck
>People like when they get what they want
Not that hard to understand.
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>>5710807
>already zoomed in with her scope
>two glazed hams, mmmf
...what. I'm sorry. I was not paying attention.
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>>5710872
Grunge is a subgenre of rock you retard. And the only good Nirvana albums are Nevermind and In Utero
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>>5710809
Just leak? Come on, surely you can do more than that. I want you to imagine pressing your cock between these soft, warm cheeks. I want you to cum for me.
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>>5710872
Grunge is actually a subgenre of alternative rock.
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>>5710848
NEVER SAY MY NAME HERE EVER AGAIN
>>
The only good rock band is System of a Down
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>>5710891
I was saying..hold on
>>5710906
>
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>>5710848
Bolin, you're younger than Francium's half-life, how do you know what King Crimson is?
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>>5710872
>Gunge isn't rock
Even if you weren't coco for cocoa puffs this would be reason enough to hate you. You're stupid and you have little knowledge of the outside world. It's like if you'e under the age of the average poster or something.
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>>5710899
Ah...oh god, F-Filia...
Please, let me feel those thick cheeks on my face...I'm absolutely throbbing!
Please let me finish with a noseful of your bare rump and your stockinged feet against my c-coccccck~!
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>>5710861
>>5710889
This.
Even tho DMG is a fatass pedophile who feeds off of attention, he gives Anons exactly what they want even if those same Anons will fling shit at people for doing the same things at DMG like attention whoring, doing all they can for (you)s, unironically wanting to typefuck with a mlp character, ect.
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>>5710940
$10 this is Owain.
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>>5710940
>c-coccccck~!
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>>5710895
Hormoaning though
I mean all of the top songs are from those two but there's a ton of amazing singles like Aneurysm, D-7, Sliver, and About A Girl all from their different albums

>>5710900
>>5710939
But saying that grunge and rock are the same thing is stupid
that's like saying red and purple are the same because purple has red in it
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>>5710872
aint grunge dat sht thats on ur teeth wen u dont brush em
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>>5710872
Either way it all sucks. Downtempo/Chillwave best genre.
>>5710906
1: Fuck off DMG :^)
2: King Crimson is the band that that Jewjew character was based on.
>>5710932
I'm going to be honest here, Fyxe from HG introduces me to it. Fyxe has very good taste in general, apart from being a furfag.
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>>5710927
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT YOU RED BLOG OF FUCK?
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>>5710974
You're a retard, they're not different colors, ones a basic color and the other is a variation of that color. Like rock is blue and grunge is light blue, or rock is rectangles and grunge is a square
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>>5710965
You do realize the Owain meme is dead right?
All it does now is bait out a salty Tsuyu to shitpost that person.
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>>5710971
Hey now, let's not choke the chicken
>>5710996
Take it easy man, look we're both red, nothing to be pissed at
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Embarassing RP isn't allowed!
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>>5711021
Hi Owain
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>>5710996
>200.0000%
That's still 200%. Learn what an unnecessary number is.
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>>5711021
Hi Owain
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>>5711021
>Tsuyu
She is still relevant?
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>>5711024
>Rushes up from behind and lifts up your skirt
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>>5711024
Fuck you bitch. Now take off the shirt and give me your milkie wilkies, or I'll kill myself.
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>>5710994
>Not alt metal and rock
Might as well kill yourself

>>5711008
That's exactly what I just said you fucking mong

>>5710991
oh fuck off already James nobody thinks you're funny
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>>5711032
It's insignificant numbers, cunt.

Learn your sig figs.
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>>5710974
Grunge is a subgenre of rock like speed metal is a subgenre of heavy metal.
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>>5711046
whos jams
im yung venuz u dumdum
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>>5711024
Hello....friend...
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>>5710994
FUCK YOU I KNOW THAT I'M TRYING TO MAKE A JOKE TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD HOLY SHIT

>>5711022
RED IS THE COLOR OF ANGER. AND I AM ANGER.
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>>5711036
Sadly, yes. Owain plays her
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>>5711046
That's not at all what you said
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>>5711062
>Rootin' Tootin'
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how would you fix /erp/?
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>>5711084
fite me fegit
im da real deel
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>>5711061
>Speed metal
shit man fucking end your life already

>>5711080
Basically
They're SIMILAR but not the same
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>>5711024
Of course it is, why do you think its called ERP?
Besides, isn't it already embarrasing to know you could be roleplaying with fat neckbeards?
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>>5711105
Make a time machine and move back to December.
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>>5711107
It's nothing to do with similarity, you're treating them like two different things, it's a SUBgenre, not a separate genre
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>>5711046
>anything alt
>rock
Haha good one. Take your teen angst somewhere else, or if you wish to cross to the side of the light listen to World's End by El Huervo and get comfy.
>>5711055
We always knew it as unnecessary, not insignificant. Also, significant figures is a different way of phrasing rounding to the nearest ___.
>>5711067
LET'S GET MAD TOGETHER.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>5711067
Have you tried not being so mad?
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>>5711122
Dude December was so perfect, lets real talk
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>>5711122
Dude December was great.

>>5711134
Well they are different
if they weren't they'd just be the same genre

>>5711136
Learn to fuckin' swim
>>
>>5711036
The old Tsuyu came back after finding out Owain picked up their character and played her better. Now Tsuyu lurks the threads, waiting for anyone to say anything about Owain.
You say anything even slightly nice about Owain or post a picture of Owain and he will instantly shower you in (you)s. It's pretty great.
>>
>>5711105
kick out bad avas
bring back good avas
delete discord
>>
>>5711134
Don't bother. He's either unbelievably arrogant or unbelievably retarded.
Although he's probably both.
>>
>>5711171
No I get that, he's just not even listening to me. Did you see that last one? Still not getting the concept of a subgenre
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>>5711166
>delete discord
Holy shit this
It's done nothing good
>>
>>5711136
OUR ANGER IS THE ANGER TO PIERCE THE HEAVENS. WE WONT FIX ANYTHING BUT WE CAN YELL ABOUT IT. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>5711137
LISTEN FRIENDO I HAVE TWO FACES. AND THEY'RE BOTH PISSED OFF. HOW CAN I NOT BE ANGER WHEN I'M DOUBLE ANGRY

>>5711122
IT'S BEEN ALMOST A YEAR AND I'M STILL ERECT FROM THAT TIME TRIXIE KILLED SOMEONE WITH A SHOTGUN HOLY SHIT
>>
>>5711039
Hya!
>She pulls down her skirt quickly, blushing and hoping no one saw.
What's the big idea!?
...
If you wanna do that, you should take me behind that building over there.
>She points to a nearby building constructed with old bricks where a bakery that is now out of business once was
>>5711040
Don't talk like that. C'mere. I'll give you the milkies. Just put the gun down.
>She lifts her whole dress off from the bottom to the top slowly, exposing her slender, curvy frame, casting her garment aside she palms a tit and looks toward the anon.
>They're not as big as Alicia-san's, but I hope they'll be okay...
>>5711065
Hi. I like your swiss arm-y knive. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>5711113
Hey, some people's beards grow on their necks. ¯\_(ツ)_/
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>>5711197
ey bro chil out dood
drnk som water or somthin gotdamn
>>
>>5711184
Just let it go.
You'll never convince him no matter how right you may be.
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Reminder: DMG took this picture to tease Paul
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>>5711201
So what would ya call embarrassing?
>>5711197
Well ya can have a coke and smile
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On the topic of music
내 피 땀 눈물 내 마지막 춤을
다 가져가 가
내 피 땀 눈물 내 차가운 숨을
다 가져가 가
내 피 땀 눈물
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>>5711254
wat r u sayin
dis isnt trashtalk wtf
>>
Threadly reminder to Thank god.
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>>5711229
THE ONLY THING I NEED TO DRINK IS THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO OPPOSE ME.

>>5711253
FUCK COKE PEPSI IS BETTER AND ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS SHIT FUCK YOU. I'M OUT OF RED LEADER IMAGES NOW SO I'M GOING TO GO YELL AT SOMETHING ELSE THAT ISN'T DIRTY TYPE FUCKERS. EAT A DICK
>>
>>5711024
What, you don't want me to do Embarassing RP?
>anon grabbed her skirt and pulled it up, letting him see her panties
Whoops.
>>
Truth - covered in security
I can't let you smother me
I'd like to, but it couldn't work
Trading off and taking turns
I don't regret a thing
And I've got this friend, you see
Who makes me feel and I
Wanted more than I could steal
I'll arrest myself, I'll wear a shield
I'll go out of my way to prove I still
I still smell her on you

Don't - tell me what I wanna hear
Afraid of never knowing fear
Experience anything you need
I'll keep fighting jealousy
Until it's fucking gone

And I've got this friend, you see
Who makes me feel and I
Wanted more than I could steal
I'll arrest myself, I'll wear a shield
I'll go out of my way to prove I still
I still smell her on you

TRUTH, COVERED IN SECURITY
I CAN'T LET YOU SMOTHER ME
LIKE TO BUT IT COULDN'T WORK
TRADIN' OFF TAKIN' TURNS
AND I DON'T REGRET A THING
AND I'VE GOT THIS FRIEND YOU SEE
WHO MAKES ME FEEL AND I
WANTED MORE THAN I COULD STEAL
I'LL ARREST MYSELF, I'LL WEAR A SHIELD
I'LL GO OUT OF MY WAY TO MAKE YOU A DEAL
WE'VE MADE A PACT TO LEARN FROM WHO
EVER WE WANT WITHOUT NEW RULES
WE'LL SHARE WHAT'S LOST AND WHAT WE GREW
They'll go out of their way
To prove they still....

Still smell her on you
smell her on you....
>>
>>5711254
¿Quien es Sombra?
>>
>>5711105
Teach people to shut the fuck up.
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>>5711254
I'll give you a topic of music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwYMgLoENH8
>>5711274
So long angry stand that I could see
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>>5711273
ima god
gun god
kiss mi feets mortal
>>5711274
yo wat de fuk
u got som trubs dood
>>
>>5711273
P-pucci?
>>
>>5711254

A ching chong nip nog to you too, young lady.
>>
Where's Miyafuji?
> Kisses his body pillow
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>>5711163
I'm a strong swimmer, actually.
>>5711197
I HAVE NO MOUTH
BUT I MUST
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>5711319
Please no, we don't need more cancer.
>>
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>>5711324
https://youtu.be/neGdoqsuiN8

See you down in Arizona bay
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>>5711278
Daring duck of mystery
Champion of right
Swoops out of the shadows
Darkwing owns the night

Somewhere some villain schemes
But his number's up!

Darkwing Duck!
When there's trouble, you call DW
Darkwing Duck!
Let's get dangerous!
Darkwing Duck!
Darkwing, Darkwing Duck!

A cloud of smoke and he appears
The master of surprise
Who's that cunning mind behind
the shadowy disguise?

Nobody knows for sure
Bad guys are out of luck
Here comes

Darkwing Duck! (Look out!)
When there's trouble, you call DW
Darkwing Duck!
Let's get dangerous!
Darkwing Duck!
BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS

DARKWING DUCK
>>
>>5711331
Agreed. We already have the cancer trio of Bolin, DMG, and Paul here. We don't need more.
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>>5711355
Oh fuck off mecha
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>>5711253
I'll call it like I see it.
So what are you made out of? Your body looks like that cheap chili they put on coneys.
>>5711277
>Plot twist! Aika is not wearing any panties!
>Plot twist! Aika has a butt plug in!
Kya! What are you doing!?
>>5711302
>Gives you the succ
Good lucc
>>
>>5711331
What did Miyafuji do?
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>>5711358
DMG isn't here, the Triangle guy is Virra filling in the third cancer spot
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>>5711366
>muh Mecha boogeyman
Yes. Mecha is the ONLY PERSON who realizes what a shithead you are.
>>
I SUMMON MIYAFUJI
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>>5711382
>DMG isn't here,
Then why are you here?
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>>5711371
ey wat de fuk
dont suk my feet kiss em
god ur so gros
>>5711382
who de fuk is vira
im not vira im yung venuz
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>>5711382
DMG is right over there.
>5711197
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>>5711385
Well he's the only one who doesn't pussy out and hide as an anon

>>5711399
I'm waiting for him
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>>5711339
wtf i hate arizona now
>>5711366
Mecha is cool and good.
>>5711382
Triangle guy isn't Virra.
t. Friend of triangle guy.
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>>5711411
Why would he post if he sees you here?|
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>>5711371
So if something happens if I do something embarrassing to you....also alien for blood, that's what's on me
>>
BRING BACK __________
>>
>>5711411
Then why did you think I was Mecha? You're stupid and DMG hates you.
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>>5711450
MONY
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>>5711408
JoJo =/= DMG

>>5711417
Arizona is okay
Mecha is a fucking vegetal in my meat
Virra is the triangle and you're a gullible fetus

>>5711431
Dim my eyes if they should compromise our fulcrum
WANTS AND NEEDS DIVIDE ME THEN I MIGHT AS WELL BE GONE

>>5711450
DMG x LD
>>
>>5711450
Roxy or Ritsu
>>
>>5711450
MIYAFUJI
I want Sanya
>>
>>5711401
Yes sir.
>Smooches ur toesies one-by-one
>You don't have toes so I guess I just kiss your feet once each
>>5711436
I dunno. You probably get b& from trash.
>>5711450
Milky wilky anon
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life is like a nigger
here in old nigs
i hate fucking niggers
niggers suck dick!

they're all poor like obama
fuck michelle obama!
niggers i hate them!
they are stupid and they cant do taxes
niggers!
niggers are so dumb and they are also poor
niggers!
look at niggers they're trying to raise money
but they cause they spend all their money
they're niggers and they're so fucking niggers
i hate them!
nigger-de-nigger
niggers dont know how to do anything without chicken
niggers like watermelon and chicken
niggers!
niggers are so stupid and
they're niggers woo woo,
niggers!
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>>5711279
A noob hacker
>>5711314
You're thinking of Mei!
>>5711298
Are you trying to tell me something?
>>
>>5711371
Woah!
>he keeps the skirt up in the air, giving him full view of her butt and desire to fill her other hole with his own plug
Should I ask?
>>
>>5711450
DISCO
>>
>>5711477
Dude nice filename haha xd
>>
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>>5711465
I played Roxie last night. I don't feel like doing it right now though.
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>>5711467
ohohoho
ur ok in mi book, mortal
i will spare you
>>
Reminder.

Non native english roleplayers aren't welcome here.
>>
>>5711461
Dashing and daring,
Courageous and caring,
Faithful and friendly,
With stories to share.
All through the forest,
They sing out in chorus,
Marching along,
As their song fills the air.

Gummi Bears!!
Bouncing here and there and everywhere.
High adventure that's beyond compare.
They are the Gummi Bears.

Magic and mystery,
Are part of their history,
Along with the secret,
Of gummiberry juice.
Their legend is growing,
They take pride in knowing,
They'll fight for what's right,
In whatever they do.

Gummi Bears!!
Bouncing here and there and everywhere.
High adventure that's beyond compare.
They are the Gummi Bears.
They are the Gummi Bears!!
>>
>>5711496
Howbout Yui or Azusa? Or did you mean you don't feel like playing in general?
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>>5711483
I have to kill someone with a drill guitar
>>5711467
Too late! I'm going to call a random stranger and hand the phone over to you!
>>
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>>5711510
You done making an ass out of yourself yet?

Choices always were a problem for you.
What you need is someone strong to guide you.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
what you need is someone strong to guide you..
like me, like me, like me, like me

If you want to get your soul to heaven, trust in me.
Now don't judge or question.
You are broken now, but faith can heal you.
Just do everything I tell you to do.

Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow.
What you need is someone strong to guide you.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow.
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.

My Gods will becomes me.
When he speaks out, he speaks through me.
He has needs like I do.
We both want to rape you.
>>
>>5711510
I love you.
>>
does anyone sperg about how a character is played here anymore.
>>
>>5711535
Only >Generic anime girls anon. And lore.
>>
>>5711535
Sounds like right thing for me. I don't wanna roleplay with another generic slut.
>>
>>5711535
not really, unless it's owain
>>
>>5711549
Hi Miyafuji
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Najeneun ttasaroun inganjeogin yeoja
Keopi hanjanui yeoyureul aneun pumgyeok inneun yeoja
Bami omyeon simjangi tteugeowojineun yeoja
Geureon banjeon inneun yeoja

Naneun sanai
Najeneun neomankeum ttasaroun geureon sanai
Keopi sikgido jeone wonsyat ttaerineun sanai
Bami omyeon simjangi teojyeobeorineun sanai
Geureon sanai

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo hey geurae baro neo hey

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo hey geurae baro neo hey

Jigeumbuteo gal dekkaji gabolkka

Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style

Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style

Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style

Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style

Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh
>>
>>5711577
He is right tho.
>>
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>>5711585
It's the Dead body looting Mutant shooting Venus mouthing Root in tooting Luger toting Ruger loading Bullet throwing Way too long grenade holding Triangular might mangle you weapon to rap Flash color coded clips N and RPG hat Baby, baby blue ammo turns red when it claps Shoot your face in the fat Give your cadaver a slap Where the level boss at I wanna clickclickcaclick that See em, shoot em, skin em, wear em, mount em on a wall If it's completely armor plated I will shoot it in the BALL... ...ing like a black hole or vulture flock. You're violently challenged Your THANGS don't cock Your things get shot Your party stops When I roll up teen wolfing on an ambulance top This ain't no game ain't never been no show And I'll gladly gun down the oldest lady you know
I don't need no friends I don't need no phone Just a bag of severed heads And my Nuclear Throne
Me no believe in trends Me no believe in GNOMES All me be believe in Is my Nuclear Throne
I don't need no bread I don't need no home Just everybody dead And my Nuclear Throne
Me kill you in a nowhere Me kill you all alone Me kill you in the face For my Nuclear Throne
Trouble don't wanna You me gon gun down you mama We be for fun kill a lama Dog donkey zebra piranha Me ride a giraffe up on top a And go JIHADAMATATA Who hotta? Beside the guy who cuts horse meat off the shwarma GUNGODA! Shoot you in the morning get your blood on my eggs Shoot you in the hand head face chest neck legs At chrismahanakwanzica him hide under tree Jump out mini-gunning down your fat family Wanna spell a good time to me? It's M U R D E R N O N S T O P You don't wanna be the duty I shooty Better than a good nudie movie To me is a gun and cookie Hot like the huxstable RUDY
>>
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So what then? DMG isn't gonna fucking talk to me so what

>>5711585
>Fucking gangnam style
okay that one made me laugh
>>
>>5711488
>Aika swats his hand and runs away, awkwardly because of the large plug in her ass.
>>5711501
u illuminate me bb
>>5711511
I'm playing Aika right now, but I guess I could play one of those too. More importantly, what do you wanna do on the bed?
>>5711513
>picks up the phone
H-hello!? Himemiya company. Wait, no, this is Aika-chwan, wait, ahhh
>hangs up
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooods!
>>
>>5711603
>DMG isn't gonna fucking talk to me so what
LEAVE
You have no reason to be here. No one likes you. And you don't like us. Go outside, do something other than sit at your computer and cry about a fucking neckbeard that wont talk to you.
>>
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>>5711605
Go ahead and call the cops! I've already won!
>>
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>>5711585
오빤 딱 내 스타일!
>>
>>5711626
Speak american
>>
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>>5711605
is dat a fuken iluminaty joke
i dont like u any mor
kiss my points now
thers 3 of em so u hav options
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I don't wanna be kept, I don't wanna be caged, I don't wanna be damned, oh hell
I don't wanna be broke, I don't wanna be saved, I don't wanna be S.O.L.
Give me rolling hills and tonight can be the night that I stand among the thousand thrills
Mister cut me some slack, 'cause I don't wanna go back, I want a new day and age

Come on girls and boys, everyone make some noise!
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>>5711522
They call him jabber-jabber-jabber-jabber-jabber-jabber-jabber-Jaw!
The most futuristic shark you ever saw!
He can walk, and talk, and LOOK, he's even BREATHIN' !
He's so sharp the things he does are UNBELIEVIN' !
Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabberjaw!
He's the latest greatest shark you ever saw,
When his friends get in a jam, they just call on this big ham
He's Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabberjaw, Jabberjaw,
He's the finniest, funniest, shark you ever saw,
He's Jabber-Jabbber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabberjaw!
I don't get no respect!!
JABBERJAW!!! N-YUK N-YUK N-YUK!!
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It might seem crazy what I'm about to say
Sunshine she's here, you can take away
I'm a hot air balloon, I could go to space
With the air, like I don't care baby by the way

Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do

Here come bad news talking this and that
Yeah, give me all you got, don't hold back
Yeah, well I should probably warn you I'll be just fine
Yeah, no offense to you don't waste your time
Here's why

Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do

Happy, bring me down
Can't nothing, bring me down
Love is too happy to bring me down
Can't nothing, bring me down
I said bring me down
Can't nothing, bring me down
Love is too happy to bring me down
Can't nothing, bring me down
I said
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>>5711618
Welcome to your life
there's no turning back
even while we sleep
we will find you acting on your best behavior
turning your back on mother nature
everybody wants to rule the world....
>>
>>5711665
Den
fucking
ko
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>She snips the cords leading to the mixer box.
Quite enough of that.
>>
>>5711605
Cuddle with Azusa in our pjs on a lazy Sunday morning, listening to patrician records on her hi-fi, and then 69 or get a footjob or something
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Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real
There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
Consuming, confusing
This lack of self control I fear is never ending
Controlling
I can't seem
To find myself again
My walls are closing in
(Without a sense of confidence I'm convinced
That there's just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before
So insecure
Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real
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>>5711684
I swear it's ERP the musical
>>
>>5711656
>Tfw you can't look at a picture of DMG without thinking about some fatass autistic pedophile
Feels awful
>>
>>5711603
Move on. Or don't. Kill yourself. Or don't. We don't care. That's the main point. We don't care. We never cared. We don't want you around either. I don't know why you think it's our fucking problem. Because it's not our fucking problem. It has never been our fucking problem. It's your problem. Deal with it yourself. Stop giving us your fucking baggage, we don't fucking take it, we don't want it. It just sits around and litters the fucking ground. Leave. Leave, leave, leave, leave, leave.
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>>5711684
wat de fuk dood
i was jammin out
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And if you save yourself
You will make him happy
He'll keep you in a jar
And you'll think you're happy
He'll give you breathing holes
And you'll think you're happy
He'll cover you with grass
And you'll think you're happy now

You're really in a laundry room
You're really in a laundry room
The clue just came to you, oh

And if you kill yourself
You will think you're happy
He'll keep you in a jar
Then you'll make him happy
He'll give you breathing holes
Then you'll think you're happy
He'll cover you with grass
Then you'll think you're happy now

You're really in a laundry room
You're really in a laundry room
The clue that came to you, oh

You're really in a laundry room
You're really in a laundry room
The clue that came to you, oh

And if you fool yourself
You will make him happy
He'll keep you in a jar
Then you'll think you're happy
He'll give you breathing holes
Then you will seem happy
You'll wallow in his shit
Then you'll think you're happy now

You're really in a laundry room
You're really in a laundry room
You're really in a laundry room
The clue that came to you, oh
>>
T R A M
m
g
g
..A
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You put the boom boom into my heart,
You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts.
Jitterbug into my brain,
Goes bang bang bang till my feet do the same.

But something's bugging me
Something ain't right
My best friend told me
Where you were last night.

Left me sleeping
In my bed.
I was dreaming
But I should've been with you instead.

Wake me up before you go go,
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo.
Wake me up before you go go,
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go go,
'Cause I'm not planning on going solo.
Wake me up before you go go,
Take me dancing tonight.
I want to hit that high

You get the gray skies outta my way,
You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day.
Turn a mere spark into a flame,
My beats per minute never been the same.

'Cause you're my lady,
I'm your fool.
Makes me crazy
When you act so cruel.

C'mon baby,
Let's not fight.
We'll go dancing
And everything will be alright.

Wake me up before you go go,
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo.
Wake me up before you go go,
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go go,
'Cause I'm not planning on going solo.
Wake me up before you go go,
Take me dancing tonight.
I want to hit that high

Cuddle up baby,
Move in tight.
We'll go dancing tomorrow night.

It's cold out there
But it's warm in bed.
They can dance,
We'll stay home instead.
>>
>>5711689
I don't know what would be worse, if this IS Paul or if it's NOT Paul.
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>>5711719
It's me
I'm being I R O N I C

FUCK YOU ALL
LD'S BACK BABY
>>
>>5711718
>>5711704
Yeah! Woo!
>>
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>>5711647
Alright, pretty much nothing's happening aside from the funposters, so I'll just switch over to Azusa
>>
>>5711605
>finally realizing what he was doing, he ran after her trying to catch up in order to apologize
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>>5711719
(Well its not me (New LD). I can tell for sure. I'm doing some other stuff.)
>>
DO FREEBIRD!
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>>5711729
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
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Alright which one of you sorry fucking dorks wants to be my first victi- I mean partner?

>>5711752
Fuck off mate I'm LD
You're just a cheap replica
>>
>>5711729
You're a liar. Nothing you ever say means anything. It never has. It never will. Your words are as hollow as your head. DMG hates the piss out of you and you fully deserve it.
>>
Can I get some cards in here?
>>
>>5711772
Do I have permission to cum?
>>
>>5711752
Working on going through Wander Over Yonder still, I hope.
>>
>Don't want one LD
>Gets a small collection
Why is life so painful?
>>
THIS COCONUT RAP ISNT FUNNY
IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS, YOU NEED TO SHOOT YOURSELF
>>
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>>5711753
Here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0solnL1XY
>>5711785
Hidden peeps soon
>>
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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
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>>5711642
Okay
>
>>
>>5711750
Sorry, but you took too long and there was too little else going on so I dropped Aika for now.
>>5711785
>>5711496
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>>5711798
>>
This place is already shit, so how about it be made shittier.

Hey Tsuyu, Owain plays Tsuyu better then you ever did.
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>>5711801
(Well right now I was just playing some OW because i needed to relax for a bit but I'll get to it soon. Like I said you need to have some patience if its not too much to ask for. And just to point out. If someone posts as LD from now on its not me.)
>>
Friendly reminder to shitpost away bad avas.
>>
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>>5711450
Ragyo.
>>5711461
I'm friends with triangle guy on Discord tho.
And I have been before they were triangle guy.
You are the meet in my cool and good ERP vegetals
>>
>>5711856
It doesn't work. DMG still comes here.
>>
>>5711851
Gotcha. Take your time, yo.
>>
>>5711686
Oh shoot, I responded to triangle man.
I'm down.
>>
>>5711869
Try harder. It works sometimes.
>>
>>5711827
A-Alright, I will continue to wait
>>
>>5711880
>New kink unlocked.
>Dildo spanking.
>>
The sad thing is this place could actually fix itself if it just brow eats away Paul and the forced hate memes they try and shove down our throats every few posts.
Instead you actively wallow in shit while the alternatives are actually improving in ways this place refuses to
>>
>>5711900
Browbeats, fuck
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>>5711900
And y'all wonder why I fucking gave up on trying

you can't help someone who doesn't want to try

I already fixed myself (aside from DMG, but that's my problem) now you motherfuckers need to fix yourselves
>>
>>5711880
Fant-ass-tic.

>He rests his chin on top of Azusa's head, his arms wrapped around her small frame and his hands tucked under her shirt, pressed against her tummy for warmth
>His morning erection presses against her through the two layers of their pajamas, but he doesn't make a big show of it, just letting her know it's there

>>5711898
Good shit m8.
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complaciendo para todos los bailadores con esta rola que dice
un dos tres cuatro

tititititititi
tititititititi
tititititititi
tititititititi

TI TI TI TITI TI
TI TI TI TITI TI
TI TI TI TITI TI

Que dicen? musica!
>>
>>5711898
I deserve a dildo spanking for fucking up the reply to the nice anon.
>>
>>5711900
What are these 'alternatives' of which you speak?
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>>5711924
You can't just say you fixed yourself outside of DMG, because DMG is the catalyst for almost all of your spergouts.
>>
>>5711689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E
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>>5711927
Huau!
If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat
Eat my buddy Pumbaa here because he is a treat
Come on down and dine
On this tasty swine
All you have to do is get in line
Aaaare you achin'
(Yup, yup, yup)
Foooor some bacon?
(Yup, yup, yup)
Heeee's a big pig
(Yup, yup)
You could be a big pig too.
hoy!
>>
>>5711924
You didn't fix a goddamn thing.
>>
>>5711932
Hold on, I'm sure I have a big, heavy one that fits your crime.

>starts digging around in the DILDO DRAWER
>>
>>5711942
E-mails, discord, the parts of F-List that aren't shit so you can PM.
This place has been actively compounding its own worst traits for a month, it's awful here, you can't typefuck without wallowing in mountains of shitty (you)
>>
>>5711962
Luau, moron.
>>
>>5711976
Looking at the recent threads I have to agree with this. Shits been getting so cringey here to actually try and RP it hurts.
>>
If we want to get rid of Paul from the threads. Why not take care of two birds with one stone and just get DMG to fuck off? As soon as DMG is gone Paul will have no reason to be here.
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>>5711785
{Morning. I awake}
>>
>>5711924
PREACH
>>
>>5711997
DMG isn't even here right now and paul is shitposting.
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rlly tho anybody wanna fuck before I go play TF2 again?
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>>5711997
I'm biased. I came here after all of the drama that caused everyone to hate DMG so all I've seen of them is a few good mornings, goodnights, etc. and I played Airplane with their birb.
>>
>>5712008
>applies make-up under your eyes
>>
>>5711995
I have to give it to people like Iowa and Marseille who are able to power through.
>>
>>5712021
I want to get down with the clown.
>>
>>5712021
I'm not into LITERAL CHILDREN
>>
>>5712039
{Thanks senpai}
>>
>>5712014
2qt4m3
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>>5712008
But what did you awaken to?
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>>5711925
>>5711925
>Azusa wakes up and glances at anon behind her, then closes her eyes again and snuggles back into him, bringing her attention to his hard cock pressing against her.
>Still too tired to do much about it, she goes for the most comfortable route and wiggles her soft, small butt against the clothed erection, wagging herself up and down on his pole until the meat is situated between her cheeks
>She starts to doze off again, jolting awake once and unexpectedly bucking against anon's lap, before failing to get up and actually falling back asleep with the hard cock pressed against her
>>5711974
lmao
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>>5711924
>I already fixed myself
>I already fixed myself
>I already fixed myself
>I already fixed myself
>>
>>5712074
I found one!

>hefts up the BIGGORON'S DILDO over his head
>you better fucking love it, that side-quest is hard
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>>5712008
go back 2 bed idiot
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>>5712044
Not really a clown, more of a sexually confused psychopath

>>5712045
lol ok

>>5712084
Keep reading, you missed the part in the parentheses
>>
>>5712073
"It's the adorable squish again!"
"Hi squish!"
>>
Kyouko#9097
Peachy#0728
Virra#7039
Chessy#4958
Red Eye#4200
Phoenixtrite#8401
(´・ω・`)#6165
22#2474
Alacus#7416
Aradia Megido#8174
Ankha#6816
Zuzu#0035
Kuroka#1759
Bagged Milk#7973
Cake#4483
LiliTheNeko#0353
Rossendale#2875
Chiaki(Hiro)#3286
Dawn#2382
Durand#1479
Erica ;w;#4589
Esdeath#3100
Francis#1752
Gropy#4290
hardcorn#9646
Hikage#6318
Hoppers#8301
Imp#7427
Daedelous#1504
Juuzou Suzuya#7623
Knight of the Morrigan#2663
Kyon#1201
Plutia #2803
LucyArisato#1845
Just Ninja#4075
Shing#8159
Orange Bomb#4766
Mav#7199
Meidnabelle#0379
Lilith Kuraihime#5082
SpookyKabuki#7278
Pon#3106
Owain#9902
Panic#1367
Parsee#9590
PetAnon#8563
Pinky#0577
Plumeria#7617
Pokemon Breeder Kate#7186
nep#3612
quote#2446
Red Wine#9063
Sachiko#7936
Sona#2508
Pi#5491
Yoggu#8965
TheAssault#6065
Uta#3316
Valentine#8387
Wo-class#1196
Wolfy#6147
Nerd#1721
Yue#3025
Yuri#2519
Hello#3856
melihops#7723
>>
>>5712040
I know, the thread based Ava's are the only fucking reason to come here anymore. Even then their numbers are thinning from all the forced hate.
>>
So if /erp/ is now a shitty /adv/ thread, can we move to /adv/ and just erp?
>>
I heard revoluton speak next door. What was it all about
>>
>>5712027
There have been many instances of drama that made people hate DMG but i'm going to assume you mean the most recent occurrence. I could go into the reasons why people hate DMG but don't feel like going down the list. But I will say most people here are better at rping then DMG and you shouldn't waste your time with him.
>>
>>5712104
You didn't fix anything. You've done the same shit for months now. Claiming you changed and changing is two different things.
You're still shitposting. You're still a fucking scum bag. You're still a bad roleplayer. You're still bad.
>>
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>>5712117
Deeg#9449
if ur gonna (you) bait at lest ad da cool one
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>>5711785
okay deal
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>>5712105
Again? Me and you have never met
>>
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>>5712117
>(´・ω・`)#6165
D E N K OOOOOOOOOOOO

>>5712126
k
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>>5711461
>Mecha is a fucking vegetal in my meat
What did this psychopath mean by this?
>>
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>>5712153
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>>5712136
I want to ask Mahiru on a date to a museum with lots of photographs for her too look at. I then want to take her to a public park and watch as she takes pictures of the scene around her. I would applaud her Ultimate talent and make her feel special, because she is.
>>
>>5712074
>Happy his benis didn't distract her too much from her sleep, he carefully slips out from under the warm covers, crossing the room to drop the needle on a record, to give the place a little atmosphere
When you were young, you were the King of carrot flowers
And how you built a tower tumbling through the trees...
>Jeff Mangum seranades the two lovers as the Anon crawls back into the bed, his erection gone ever-so-slightly soft from that moment away from her
>He remedies this by tucking it back into the lovely spot between her buns, his warm drooling tip slipping underneath her pajama top, leaking pre on her lower back
>>
>>5712008
(Hi, Adell here, do you want to continue?)
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>>5712140
"No, we haven't! But I watch you sometimes! And you look fun!"
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>>5712117
And?
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>>5712088
Oh god, is that the one that breaks after like 200 slashes?
>Is scared of it breaking inside her.
>>
>>5712174
But Mahiru is a crazy ass murderer. She doesn't deserve nice treatment
>>
>>5712146
Of course you don't listen. You never listen. LITERALLY DENKO'S STALKER
>>
JOIN COMFY DISCORD

https://discord.gg/5rBAqMX
>>
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>>5712153
oh heyo dood
wheres ur hare
>>5712171
dis is mi langage
>>
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>>5712171
>posting my memes
Fuckign stop you little virgin cunt.
>>
>>5712189
No, no, that's the sword, and we wait until Thursdays to start swordfucking.
>Swings it down onto the ground, where it literally splinters the Earth
>>
>>5712189
You'd break before the dildo does.
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>>5712196
unf hit me with that thicc meme again daddy
>>
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>>5712183
Well Rockwell be damned, and just who the hell are you?
>>
>>5712117
>tfw still not on this list
I have made good choices
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>>5712117
>tfw I recognize Daedelous
>tfw I know that guy's the biggest piece of shit
>tfw the Discord let him in
Oh HELL no. Alright, never going in there. Ever.
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(Not sure if the guys that wanted little sis are around in this... mess. But if you are sorry about dropping last night. I most likely wont be here most of the day, tonight and tomorrow do you'll have to wait on the plump lovin'. Just wanted to say that before headin' out for the night. I'll see what I can do for tomorrow. Loves.)
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>>5712192
Did you even play the second trial? Sato was the murderer, Mahiru was just an accomplice.
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>>5712198
>Comfy discord
>It's another attempt to be the next Virra disord with plenty of shitposting and no rules
When will this meme die?
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>>5712246
I'll be here, don't worry

Step four.
Acceptance.
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>>5712136
(Can I finish up that nursing handy with Powergirl or are you not really up for that right now?)
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>>5712241
Is he? I roleplayed with him few times. He is chill.
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>>5712179
{Of course!}
>>5712223
"I'm Kuroe! I actually collect mana from people here so I can find my brother! But I always run out before I reach him, so I come back looking!"
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If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

He came to town like a midwinter storm
He rode through the fields, so handsome and strong
His eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun
But all he had come for was having some fun

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

He brought disaster wherever he went
The hearts of the girls was to Hell, broken, sent
They all ran away so nobody would know
And left only men 'cause of Cotton-Eye Joe

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
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>>5712117
>nep#3612
This is new or old?
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>>5712246
Fuck I saw the imouto pic and got my hopes up before I read the post
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>>5712241
>tfw you don't know that discord list is months old
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>>5712273
>He's still going
holy fucking muselk hahah pottis my dude
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>>5712260
Milky wilkies~~~
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>>5712281
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>>5712266
Have ya tried putting his photo on a milk carton?
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>>5712250
Did you even play the game?
They're ALL crazy. Except for the one who is made up of lines of code.
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>>5712262
No. No he is not.

>>5712278
Oh, is he gone? Thank fucking god.
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>>5712117
>Tfw not on the list
feels so fucking good
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>>5712277
(Sorry I've been such a tease as of late. In a bad spot right now with how I'm using my free time. And. Well. Look at this thread right now. If plans fall through tonight I'll be around. But most likely I'll be busy. My discord is still open if you want that. Dark Magician Girl#3213)
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>>5712304
I have no idea, I haven't been on that discord for a long time.
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>>5712292
Bolin fuck off you don't even know what a pottis is
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>>5712301
Mahiru and Hajime are pretty normal.
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>>5712306
>Tfw not in that Discord
Feels even better
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>>5712117
>tfw you're not on the list
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>>5712273
Been a little while but I'm still battling
Moving fast while you's just prattling
No time for me
No tangling
Hit you in the spot with no angle and

I'm not a princess
(A lot of anger in it)
Not a cutie girlfriend, oh no
don't you know?

Flashy rhymes coated with spangles
Add some sounds in it times wangles
Three dots connect to rectangles
Just like music sounds connect to rambles

You cannot run away
(Hell nah no man can run away)
From me I stay in your head as
one big threat!

It's demolition
Wiping all out
(Wipe out)
I won't go
(Yeah, yeah)
Until it's over
(Once again)

It's coalition
Pieces of wreckage
Come to me
and let it be one
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>>5712281
I want the femboy to ride me.
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>>5712276
old
don't even bother
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For what purpose?
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>>5712310
Take a (you), stop blogposting, and fuck off already.
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>>5712281
Teabag me.
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>>5712337
mony
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>>5712322
Well what if I wanted to be on a list other then the no fly one!?
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>>5712340
>stop blogposting
>Trying to set up a session
>Confused dark skinned man.jpg
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>>5712337
You? Clearly built for hugging.
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>>5712176
>The shitty hipster alterna-pop awakens her and she groans loudly
Turn this ooooooofffffff
>She covers her ears as anon slides his peen back where it was.
/mu/core is just the lowest common denominator consensus of insecure faggooottttts
>Azusa contemplates suicide when the meme line comes on
God, it's literally the worst of pop folk and the worst of grunge combined!
Oh, this punky part is kinda alright. Reminds me of Maps and Atlases a bit.
(The title track sounds familiar. It's better than the other one.)
>>5712208
I'm pretty good at that! (pic related)
>>5712209
Oh no!
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>>5712345
Munnee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQrdKtPJxI0
>>5712354
No.
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>>5712316
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>>5712320
that's what I meant
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>>5712379
Lemme hug you, dumb sheepdepot
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>>5712380
Your memes are entry level as fuck, son.
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>>5712380
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>>5712379
monymonymonymonymony
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>>5712357
(You have the best pics, oh my god)
Oh hush up baby, you know you love it....pretty soon semen's gonna be staining YOUR mountain tops...
>He gives her a playful, yet stinging slap on the ass as she squirms and whines
Fine missy, then go put on something better. I'll be waiting~
>He bucks his hips forward and sends her halfway off the bed, before she catches herself with her hands on the floor, her legs still on the bed
>He slides his cock through the slit of his pjs and strokes it softly, her pjs coming down just enough to show a hint of her panties
I'm waiting~
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>>5712379
Hi, installation.

I didn't die from the storm.
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>>5712399
>thinking pottis is my only meme
You don't know shit.
>>5712401
Genocide women.
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>>5712346
>
What about the Most Wanted list...?
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>>5712398
Beat me in a 1v1.
>>5712410
>Makes it rain poorly made fake bills.
>>5712414
Oh, are you a Floridafag or something?
Also, good job on night dying, I guess.
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>>5712431
Yeah.
Does that mean I can try on your headphones now?
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>>5712266
(Here are the last two posts. Sorry for the late response, but Desuarchive might be ded, had to try from another archive.)
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>>5712431
...Fuck you. I'll win one eventually...maybe...probably not.
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>>5712426
I didn't say pottis, I said your memes as in all of them.
Git gud, you reddit pleb.
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>>5712429
....Shit forgot I'm on that one too
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>>5712431
hell yea dood
wats ur name u hav funy lookin glovs
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We need more silly /co/ avatars
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We need more silly male avatars
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>>5712411
Anoooon, you're such a memelord!
Ow!
>She giggles as he slaps her an quickly gets up to change the music before he catches her.
I wanna listen to Discipline! M-Matte Kudasaiiiiiii!!!!!!
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>>5712467
Stirner memes are the pinnacle of mankind's achievements.
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>>5712516
>>5712529
We need more typefucking avatars but most of them are scared away right now.
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>>5712469
I'm sure there's lots of lists that you're on, Mr. Kasady...
>is this goop man a dream, she wonders
>...probably
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>>5712443
Nah, you're good. You got to listen to mother nature's temper tantrum.
>>5712463
You should find something you're good at.
>>5712498
You can call me Meme, Memebote.
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Alright this one goes out to "mootykins" or Braveanon as we know him

your "comfy" server is nothing more than a fucking shitty wannabe circlejerk, and you fucked with the wrong motherfucking sociopath

I'm gonna fucking tear your server apart from the inside out you autistic fucking nigger, and you're gonna fucking beg me to stop when I'm not even halfway done, you fucking cunt
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>>5712570
Zat mean you wanna have a shokugeki?
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>>5712570
oki
im YUNG VENUZ
de best and handsomest trinagle 2 ever exist
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Hate Paul but comfy discord is shit.
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>>5712539
This spook knows what's up.
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>>5712529
You weren't thinking about pirating Skyrim Remastered, right?
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>>5712570
You're implying that was soothing. But it's okay, I get the soothing sound of your voice, now.
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>>5712561
>Putting the Mado on his shoulder
We're going places me and you! Not going to be places either of us want to go! HAHA!
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>>5712597
It's funny seeing Paul go full retard after getting his ass beat on every front.
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>>5712578
>Small Paul admits to being a sociopath in an attempt to be intimidating
Kek. So, what do you intend to do? Join with your alts and cause a ruckus until they're banned?
>>5712600
Paul is a spook.
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>>5712534
Fuck yes! Put that shit on!
>At the mention of such a quality piece of prog, he picks up the pace just a bit with his stroking, smiling at her disheveled bed-head and messed up pjs
Then jump back in here, you patrish bitch!~
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>>5712540
I'll typefuck you anon

>>5712578
GODSPEED
O
D
S
P
E
E
D
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>>5712578
I can't stop laughing.
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>>5712645
(You got a card?)
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>>5712627
>she's not sure why this redneck is bringing her anywhere, but it just...feels right
>Madotsuki doesn't make a sound as she's hefted onto the symbiote's shoulders, her head tilting slowly in confusion
...like school?
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>>5712578
>>5711924
>I already fixed myself
>I already fixed myself
>I already fixed myself
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>>5712540
But people are getting their wish. Less generic anime girls, more ex dee /co/ shitposting and one line avas
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>>5712587
Only if you have to work with some trashy ingredients and I get an assistant.
>>5712591
Yeah, I bought your album, shit is cash money.
https://youtu.be/_jl3iBbkwFM
>>5712626
Not that soothing.
http://kure.kancollewiki.net/images/d/d1/Supply_Depot_Hime_Final_Sunk.ogg
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>>5712662
Yeah
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>>5712673
SCHOOL!? Nope! We're going on an adventure!...I think? Or maybe we'll find someone for you to attack!
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>>5712695
who's dat handsom son of a gun
o wait its me
>>5712696
any1 who gives me mony is good in my book
i like u, mortel
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>>5712662
That's a shitposter troll, retard.
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>>5712688
>one line avas
nice meme
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>>5712695
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>>5712695
I wonder how hard Paul would be trying to dox Mecha if he had absolutely any ability to get dirt on him.
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New thread:
>>5712723
>>5712723
>>5712723
>>5712723
>>5712723
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>>5712709
...I can't really attack anyone. I've only got a knife...
>she pats the little cleaver on her hip
>rusty, trusty knife
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>>5712696
...How about settling for an Ivern noodly arm fight?
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>People are asking for typefuck and get left or trolled
>Only like 2 typefucks actually happening amidst this sea of shit
This place has become a disease
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>>5712757
>implying ERP isn't some form of social disorder
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>>5712696
Why would I want to hear you die?
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