ERP Thread Make ERP Comf Again Previous: >>5707992

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nth 4 mony comf

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>The beast seems to have wandered back in
>It raises its snout to sniff the air
>The scent of despair is so intense it couldnt stay back

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>>5712644
>She squirms away, falling on her face when he lets her go but quickly and energetically rising to her feet, digging through his LPs, and puts it on
Yes!
>She hurriedly jumps back into bed and glomps him, getting on top and gyrating her clothed pussy on his cock to the funky beat of elephant talk.
Let me see that man stick, chap.
>She grabs his thick cock and jerks it up and down, pulling the skin over the head with the tight grip of her small hand as she makes out with Anon.

>comf

get the fuck out with this meme

4th to ban LD forever

>>5712757
This is what you get for shitposting.

How about some cards to get some actual typefucks rolling?

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>>5712743(Mado)
Always aim for the soft parts

>>5712773
>stating the truth of how obviously shot this thread has become is now shitposting
I'll stop, but we all know it's true now.

>>5712766
can we have some comfy womfy cuddles pls daddy

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>>5712766
o hey doggo
>pats
ur kinda big arent u
how much proten is in ur pupy food?

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Alright guys, I'm ready to turn over a new leaf.

Lets fug

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>>5712458
>She found the way he was acting absolutely adorable. It was like she had her own little cum pet, one she could drink from whenever she needed to.
>She decided giving him another round to cum would be a great way of rewarding him.
>She started to work her fingers as fast as his tongue was going inside of her, just to encourage him to pleasure her more.
>>5712294
"Oh no, I know where he is, but my sister doesn't like me around him, so she makes it difficult for me.."

>>5712766
>Kuro had seen this beast before, but never interacted with it. She decided now was as good a time as any, and waved at it.

>>5712815
trigle daddy pls give me some comfy womfy please daddy ^--^

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>>5712712
You too Y.V.
>>5712747
Don't have, tried rerolling but ended up getting Yorick.
>>5712783
Cause I've been dead on the inside for a long time.
>>5712795
They meant the threads are in the state they are now due to all the shitposting that occurs here, ya tard.

>>5712771
That doesn't sound too comf.

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>>5712775
{Here you go}

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>>5712827
dats gros dood
>>5712835
o wow som1 liks me
usualy ppl tel me 2 """stop talkin" an "shut up about mony'

>>5712766
>wanders around and sniffs the ground
OwO what's this?

>>5712838
mmmmhhhyes comfy womfy

>tfw no Palutena or Zelda here right now

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>>5712787
...like the neck?
>she grips the little wooden handle tighter
Okay.

>>5712835
Is that why you're so pale? It's okay, I'll warm that heart and body of yours.

>>5712835
There's nothing wrong with Yorick, except now. Hate new Yorick.

>>5712858
There you go.

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>>5712839
mmm comfy womfy mommy give me milky wilkies pls

>Threads are only good during the late hours
>Nobody knows how to make a good discord server
>Good Avas are slowly moving away from /erp/ to other rp sites
Just end me now.

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>>5712819
What does she want him all to herself or something?
>>5712865
Ever hear of the fast ball special?

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>>5712810
Aroo?
>It seems confused
>The desire to run away races through its head
>Yet it only steps closer

>>5712815
>The triangle does not seem to be filled with any emotion it can sense
>It slowly walks around the one eyed 'thing'

>>5712819
>Its crimson eyes now rested on the brown girl
>She was small and seemingly air headed
>That would mean she was weak as far as it knew
>It creeps upon her like a beast slowly approaching its prey

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>>5712883
According to keikaku.

>>5712903
mmmyes comfy wommmmfy pls daddy

>>5712881
>>5712858
>>5712827
This is the sound of a thread dying under its shitposts, you wouldn't browbeat them. And now they browbeat you.

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>>5712883
>Mfw my plan worked exactly as I had hoped

>>5712918
-c-c-c-c-comfy womfy

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>>5712903
aw ur cyoot ya kno dat
wy r u walkin around me

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>>5712881
yeah no wonder she has an e-boyfriend

>>5712883
All the good avas hate F-List as far as I know.

>>5712883
Even if you hate Virra's lobby it's a good place to fucking find Ava's and they actually purge filth like Paul and the shitposters.

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>>5712854
But I like money too. Fat stacks of cash are dank.
>>5712872
Get out of here, you cheesy motherfucker.
>>5712873
Boi...I'll contain my autism for now but, no, there was nothing good about old Yorick.

>>5712939
a milky wilky comfy womfy daddy boyfriend

>>5712881
Bad picture but she does not look bad.

>>5712903
Big scary doggy? Is this your final form?

>>5712940
>Good avatars
>Using this thread
lol nope

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>Calls up Anon

>>5712969
Which thread then?

>>5712969
Low quality bait

Can I get an invite to the COMFY WOMFY server pls DADDDDDY I NEED THE COMFY WOMFY CUMMIES

>>5712903
Go away Lupin

>>5712940
The only Avas I have seen that hate F-list are Hotaru and Mecha. Not sure about other people besides Lore and I want to say the Skyla Ava likes it but I could be wrong.

>>5712947
>good
oh man, you are quite a funny person. have you considered stand up comedy?

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>>5712894
>>>
The what?

>>5712981
Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up.

>>5712981
No, Paul.

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>>5712950
o ive got lossa mony 4 u den
u cant tuch any of it but u can tuch w/ ur eyes

>>5712985
SOMEONE SAID 'Lore'
how long until we get into a butthurt circle jerk about him?

>>5712978
No thread, because this is the worst environment for roleplaying.
>>5712985
Most of the people that use f-list don't mention it here because you all get autistic about it.

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What do you call a snail with no shell?

>>5712929
You did good.

>>5712950
So you don't like the idea? What about later tonight?

COMFY
MILKY
WOMFY
WILKIES
AROOOOOOOOOOO
Go fuck yourself Lupin

who is/was the biggest cancer of rp

>>5712989
>Looks at this filth
>complaining about any discord
Even comfy is better than this now, give up trying to defend this place.

>>5712950
And nothing good about the new one! So net zero. I just liked being no fun with him on a bad day.

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Homeless.

>>5713015
Ohai Shillanon, here to proclaim F-LIst and Discord as the superior modes of RP again?

>>5713017
A COMFY WOMFY sneeel!!

>>5713017
worthless

>>5713013
Virra, Kyouko, and these threads are STILL mad about Lore. I just find it hilarious.

>>5712767
ARGUMENTS
AGREEMENTS
ADVICE
ANSWERS
ARTICULATE ANNOUNCEMENTS
>As Adrian Belew narrates their canoodling with a string of alliterative words, Anon places his hands on the small girl's hips, forcing her down harder against his raging shaft, her juice soaking through her silk pjs
BABBLE
BURBLE
BANTER
BICKET BICKER BICKER
>His hands then snake under her panties, allowing him to pound along on her booty to Bruford's wonky polyrhythmics

>>5713017
A slug.
Something about shotgun slugs I'm guessing
Hi Eddo

No more shitposting below this line.
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>>5712975
>Picks the fuck up.
WHAAAAASUUUUUP?

>>5713017
uhhh, slug? I don't
FUCK I get it

>>5713034
Kill me.

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>>5712997
You'll see soon
>>5713017
>>5713034
I was going to say something I leave in ya underwear

>>5713017
>>5713034
F....fronk?

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Send help

>>5712947
>>5712989
Well Virra discord has no competition for places to find Avas to rp outside of the threads so you could consider it good. But as soon as someone realizes "hey I could make a good discord if I gave it rules" Virra's discord will be gone in an instant.

>>5712766
Hi Canis

>>5713030
Uh oh, is the big bad "Evil Thread" scaring you?

>>5713029
Virra, Kyouko, and Paul.

>>5713046
COMFY WOMFY

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>>5713034
>>5713017

That was terrible.
You're terrible.

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>>5712975
how did u get dis numbr
>>5713053
is dat Fish bottom row in da middle?
fish budy how r ya
do any good rolls lately

>>5713053
>Sends bullying and rope harnesses

>>5713053
Help?

>>5713043
virra, kyuko, or their garbage mod team can't handle his, or anyone's sane logic

>>5713054
Nah, Virra's cuck squad shitposts all over any server that gets made. The last one that got made had someone dumping bestiality porn in it the moment the mod went offline.

>>5713053
>Possibly insane
>Possibly

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>>5713053
Buenas tardes.

I am here to meet the owner of the dulcería.

>>5712839
>It's hard work in the lab
>Lots of calculations, data analysis, testing hypotheses...
>And half of the time he didn't understand what his superior was talking about.
>Not just because she occasionally spoke in Chinese, which he doesn't know, but also because she talked about concepts and ideas that were beyond him.
>She was brilliant, and beautiful, and he'd been working up the courage to tell her so for weeks.
>As they were working together to repair her microclimate-cooling robot, his hand finally brushes over hers and he finds his courage.
... you're amazing, Mei. I think I love you!
>Before she even has the chance to respond he decides to go for broke, and kisses her.

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>>5713053
Do I have to?

>>5712947
But all those ava's have ERP'd with Owain, fuck that shit.

There is not a single ava in the Discord that Owain hasn't touched

can we bring back shitty avas

>>5713062
No, it's bugging the shit out of me you will eat other people's shit while the Avas catch on and come here less. You could fix this, but you pretend this place is better, when it's getting worse.

>>5713054
You can find Avas, sure, but they are low quality 'I fug u u like dis' or 'words words wrods novel length reply' Avas

>>5713093
You are the only one who cares.

>>5712947
Hi Virra.
Your server is always going to be shit.

~==OFFICIAL ADMIN TIER LIST==~

>High Tier
-Mootykins
-Anzu

>Mid Tier
-Kyouko
-Lupin

>Shit Tier
-Virra
-Paul

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>>5713090
>>5712839

>>5713106
Not according to this

https://strawpoll.de/ew4z7xz

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>>5713071
I love you Weiss~

>>5713051
...
>the blockhead itches at her shorts
Gross, dude. Come on.

>>5713052
(What's up)

>>5713037
>>5713040
>>5713045
>>5713048
>>5713049
I'll be here all week, thanks folks.

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>>5713004
Cool, I like touching stuff with my eyes.
>>5713022
Nah.
>>5713032
New one can splitpush like a motherfucker. I need to get rank 7 on Vinegar, desu.

>>5713105
>Words words words novel length reply
Are the big mean paragraphs hurting your little brain, anon?

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>>5713109
Reminder that I don't have a server, and "mootykins" is just an autist trying to force the "comfy womfy" meme

>>5713109
>BraveAnon/Mootykins
>Good
>Kyouko
>Not Shit

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>>5712819
>quickly noticing the pattern she added to her stroking, he gradually sped up the licking until he was eating her out as fast and deep as he possibly could as the sweet feeling of ecstasy returned to his mind
>eventually she could feel his rod throb in her hand in a way familiar to the way it throbbed inside of her

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>He escapes the strangers and returns to sniffing around
>It does not remember this place being so strange before
>The beast begins to prowl, awaiting prey to jump in its way

>>5713101
>implying those Avas aren't shit
There will always be less good writers here, but at least you ferry away and contain some of the garbage

>>5713119

Do I look like I love you too?
....
W-Well, I might but still.
>Weiss averted her gaze for a second, scratching her cheek.

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>>5713121
no dont actualy rub ur face on my mony
i ment u can only look at it
unles u want me 2 throw moni at u?
mak it rane bby

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>>5713087
>>5713053
We heard there was a sweet sugar girl looking for refreshment

>>5713137
COMFY WOMFY DADDY DOGGIE GIVE ME THE DADDY DOGGIE DICK PLEEEEASE

>>5713132
And then there's this asshole

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>>5713147

[Pic, etc]

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>>5713137
>Shoots you with a silver crossbow bolt
>You like this

>>5713119
Is nurse Valentine out to play?

What if instead of the wallpapers we made some sort of fetish list?

>>5713085
Which one was that?
The edgy one with no rules trying to be the next Virra discord or the edgy one with no rules trying to be the next Virra discord or is it the one made by Alpha? Oh wait, I already said that third thing twice.

>>5713105
You can go with discord for rp or you can go with someone like f-list. Pick your poison. Or you can saw screw rping and go watch some porn.

>>5713158
Let the nigger work

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>>5713044
Mm, anon!
>She breaks the kiss and dismounts him, giving his big cock a nice, long lick from the balls to the tip, getting a little bead of precum on her tongue before engulfing it in her wet mouth and bobbing excitedly on his meaty dick, her hands reaching down to work her pajama bottoms off
(gonna have to leave in about 20 minutes just so you know)

>>5713119
>>5713137
Isn't that the thing that raped your sister?

>>5713150
Comfy womfy please triangle daddy give me your comfy womfy cummies

>>5713165
Some people add that onto their cards.

>>5713121
Fine. Maybe tomorrow.

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>>5713119
Makes ya wonder....did I?

What's the comfiest server?

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>>5713151
>>5713087
>>5713079

T-This is why I need help.
>Sobs.

>>5713086

This is why I'm losing it.
Help.

>>5713123
No, they are a mass of words with no real substance. Instead of a well sized meal, with appropriate flavoring and texture, they return with a heaping pile of bland grey garbage

>>5713189
My personal server where I'm the only one in it and I just talk to myself all day

>>5713165
You mean... F-list?
>>5713173
Honestly I don't know why anyone wants to be Virra's server, they have barely anyone good at RP in there.

MAKE NEW DISCORD SERVER

>>5713121
Fair, and old one was a hyper lane bully. And the other update made his ult ridiculous. I need to play more arams, have fun with more champs.

>>5713190
>Hugs the candy girl
Everything will be okay hotaru, you know where your friends are.

>>5713189
mootkins's

>>5713195
So because something isn't to your taste it's automatically shit.

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>>5713047
>>5713073
Is your refrigerator running?

>>5713189
Jp's

>>5713151
I'd fuck those Clydesdales

>>5713190
>An anon wraps a blanket around the crying girl's shoulders and gives her a hug

>>5713189
Sweet JP's

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>>5713221
N-no.

>>5713173
Its a matter of finding those who can write decently, who also fit your kinks. Quite difficult. Im just sick of the blatant promotion of cesspool discord servers

>>5713183
Those are usually specifics of each character they play, I mean things that the player themselves is actually into.

>>5713206
Yes, but minus the furries and plus the shitposting.

>>5713190
I still eagerly await the day I take Hotaru on a date.

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>>5713182
i dont hav a dikc kid sry
mayb next tim
>>5713221
i dont hav a refrigeratr

>>5713190
I'm sorry for all those Hungry Hungry Hotaru memes.

>>5713195
>Caring enough about other people's writing styles to complain about it

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>>5713181
That it is, fella.

>>5713137
>the almost painful sound of knuckles crackling can be heard from the brick shithouse before it
Hiya, mangy.

>>5713147
>>5713162
I bet I can make you look like you love me.
>her purple eyes flash a dangerous shade of red as she smiles, but it cools down into the same dopey smile she usually carries
But let's take care of the puppy first.

>>5713164
(Super bogged down right now, I'm afraid. I'll bring her in later tonight, though!)

>>5713185
Did you?!

>>5713189
JP's

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>>5713241
>>5713251

Why?

>>5713244
F-List has plenty of generic anime sluts though.

>>5713260
>not caring about it

>>5713190
>Hugs the sad Hottie-r-u
>...with rope

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>>5713150
Oh fuck yeah. Cover me in it.
>>5713184
Nnnnnnnah.
>>5713211
ARAM should be delete just like that other game mode that got fucking destroyed.

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>>5713190
So then no? Cool wasn't going to help anyways
>>5713262
Quick! Take them off and check!

>>5713203
Are you me?

>>5713189
JP's server.

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>>5713189
>he isn't part of JP's server

>>5713269
Yeah, you really shouldn't unless your on the receiving end. Just look at all the shitposting we get from picky faggots like you.

>>5713180
(It's all good, I'm actually mobileposting so that's part of why I'm taking so long. But if you ever wanna continue, just lemme know~)
>He places both hands on her head, still tapping out the beat with his thumbs, groaning softly as she works him over.
>He gets a cocky idea and reaches down to grab her by the ankles, pulling her legs upward and placing her tender pink feet against him, the balls of her feet resting on the balls of his balls, her toes wrapping around the root of his shaft

somebody post a link to JP's server

>>5713223
>>5713240
>>5713286
>>5713289


all samefags

>>5713217
You keep missing the point. Even if I dont like the taste, its still easy to tell the difference between effort and garbage

>>5713283
Oh you mean definitely not dominion? Yeah no, fuck that map.

>>5713269
Pretty sad that you're sitting in front of a computer screen complaining about free entertainment you're not required to partake in. Try unclenching your asshole sometime, anon. You're so uptight you probably squeezed your own shit into uncut diamonds and they're backing up your intestinal tract.

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>>5713189
>>5713289
>Mfw I am a part of JP's server
>Mfw it's the most fun and chill place I have been on

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>>5713266
i dont ned 2 eat food wy would i have a frige
>>5713283
oky
>throws piles and piles of mony
u nasty ass ho

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>>5713300
keep those replies coming ;)

>>5713262
(Darn, catch you later then on here or discord. See you around!)
>Hugs the busty blond huntress

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>>5713303

>>5713294
>ava roleplayes in bad way
>not caring about it

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>>5713226
N-neiiiiigh stranger. Budweiser clydesdales are not for lewd

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>>5713262

Sounds like a plan, i do believe we have unfinished business with the little pup here~

>>5713137

Why, hello there~!
>Her tone was sultry and somewhat flirtatious, slowly approaching the creature with Yang.
I do recognize you, Mr. Beowulf...

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>>5713300
Just accept that JP's is comfiest

Was the Sanya from last night not Miyafuji?

I am not a cuck.

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>>5712894
"She thinks I'm a bad influence or something, just because I need to get mana from people to live!"
"Isn't that so mean of her, Mister?"

>>5712903
>She stared at the dog as it began to approach her, and she started to hop up and down on the balls of her feet.
"Cute dog! Cmere, pup pup!"

>>5713132
>She smiled as she felt him beginning to get near the tipping point again. She shivered and groaned under her breath as he had caught on to her wish.
"Such a good demon...aahh...hmmm..."
>She squeezed his dick slightly, aiming for herself in hopes she could get covered again.

>>5713303
And who, in your evidently extremely humble opinion, makes overlong garbage-y posts?

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Redpill me on JP's server and I'll make another alt

Reminder JP:
-Advised Paul to shitpost threads.
-Helped the great doxing of LD happen.
-Is actually Owain's alt.

>>5713332
No, it was someone else.
Thank god.

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>>5713347
Sorry it's only for cool kids

>>5713324
>My opinion is the final judgement call on all avatars's quality

>>5713356
Thank god.

>>5713319
Enjoy your vast quantity of bland text

>>5713283
What about the day after that?

Reminder you can only get into JP's based server by also being based, so LD will never get in

>>5713356
>>5713371
Thank god.

>>5713353
No, JP is Lore's alt.

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Yoo, anyone wanna throw darts at a wall and pretend to do thi-
Now's a bad time, isn't it? Ne-Never mind then, I'll amuse myself...

>>5713364
Is jps server the "comfy" server?

>>5713375
At least put some effort into your shitposting.

>>5713367
Prove me fucking wrong. If you want another generic anime slut go ahead.

>>5713326
>Pats the pretty ponies mane
Whoa there. I'm just going to check your tail bob and make sure it's tied properly. Hold still

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>>5713215

I-I have friends?

>>5713230

T-Thanks.

>>5713245

T-To where?

>>5713256

I no longer feel anything.
You broke me.

>>5713276

STAPH.

>>5713284

No one ever is.

>>5713393
Absolutely the comfiest, no drama or infighting, just chilling and discussing vidya/music

>>5713392
>An Anon cuddles the cute boat
... i'm no good at darts. Isn't there anything else we could do?

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>>5713393
The comfiest of all,we don't accept fags tho,sorry

>>5713326
Careful now, you might lure out the cringy mlp posters with those horses.

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>>5713340
So what you like a vampire or something?
>>5713392
NOW!
>Throws Mado at you
>>5713404
Well I already threw Mado at someone, better luck next time

>>5713396
Y tu, Faggitus
Rather, Lupin

>>5713392
i'd like to amuse hibari or komaru if you know what i mean

>>5713398
I don't have to prove anything, dumbass. Your opinion is an opinion. I happen to think it's a shit opinion and that you're a dickhead for posting it.

>>5713405
but that isn't erp

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>>5713297
Wah!
>She giggles again as the anon flips her over
You always wanna go for my feet, huh?
>She constricts her little toes around his head and then, letting go of the pressuere slides her soles down his slippery shaft, bending down to lick his glans as she clumsily footfucks his horny dick
Gonna cum soon?
(This may be my last post. You were lovely though. You should probably just cum next post, even though it's rushed. I may or may not reply depending on how long it takes you.

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>>5713306
I only enjoyed the map for the stupid shit friends and I would do on it, like hide and seek.
>>5713314
Shut the hell up and keep tossing those bills at me.
>>5713376
Never.

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>>5713404
I-It's okay, Hotaru. Here, have some chocolate.
Wait...
FUCK

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>>5713262
>It jumps around to face her
>Grimm dont normally show fear and this is no exception
>It leans its long face towards her getting a few sniffs in
>It recognizes a scent from last time it was here
>Instead of fear now it seems to be happily panting as if it thinks there is a happy ending

>>5713327
>Its happy panting leads to heavy tail wagging
>The scent of lust and high class perfume had become a welcome scent
>Between her and Yang, one of them might notice the growing red rocket

>>5713340
>It lunged towards the small girl, tackling her to the ground
>Its long face stared down at her with heavy panting
>Thick drool fell from its powerful jaws onto her face
>It was clearly a dangerous monster and yet it only mounted her for now

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>>5713412
>>5713405
so mootykin's autism box?
that's not comfy, that's just doomguy jerking himself off with capslock 24/7

you guys are retards for thinking that's "comfy"

>>5713426
That's why it's so comfy

>>5713404
>T-Thanks.
Not a problem.
>The anon smiles and starts to rub the girl's shoulders, easing some of the tension out of those tense muscles.

>>5713404
Friendy wendys!

>>5713449
Milky wilkies!

>>5713404
Out to eat. The park. Candy shops if she wants.
Anywhere so long as we can hold hands.

Is Yung Venuz still here?

>>5713412
Fine, i'll just suck my dicks over here. I didn't want to be comfy anyways.

>>5713405
I tried going to that comfy server last night and it was just people shitposting then today I learn that leader of the comfy discord is BraveAnon aka Alpha.
Shitposting + Alpha is not what I would call comfy.

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>>5713433
>mony
>mony
>mony
>mony
>mony

>>5713433
I was the asshole who picked shaco just to troll and backcap. I forget, TRS you?

>>5713441
>red rocket
somewhere, Jade is preparing her dog. And her brother

>>5713442
JP's server =/= Mootykins' server
It's better
>>5713462
We're talking about JP's server

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>>5713410
I could always throw you at the wall, anon.
I bet you'd make a fantastic dart!

>>5713422
OH HOLY SHIT! DUDE?! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO THROW THEM AT MEEE!

>>5713424
You're fucking sick, dude. Seek professional help.

>>5713442
Its not you dunce. Mootykins autism box is just autistic enough for you though

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>>5713426
We all know how erp based discord turn out

>>5713442
>Projecting that hard

>>5713433
If neither of those days, how about you let me admire you from afar? Or close. Close preferred.

>>5713426
It is ERP, but people do it privately.
Plus no autists allowed, so no chance anyone from the threads is allowed in.

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>>5713461
wat u want mang

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>>5713476
>>5713489
Really now? Then post a link and stop fucking gloating about it

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>>5713284
Aww jeez, I guess I better-
>she catches herself just as she pulls her zipper down, and grins stupidly
Wait a minute. You're yankin' my chain, aren't you? Almost got me there, red dude-
>a slug suddenly drops from the leg of her shorts, and she stares in silent disbelief for a moment
...AAAAAAHHHH
>the shorts are literally ripped off, and she swats the slugs from her furry underbody with a disgusted face
Dude, sick!

>>5713317
(Alright dude, message me later.)

>>5713327
You wanna take the lead, ice cream?

>>5713441
>oh, a happy ending will indeed be had
You're lookin' awful tense. Need a hand?
>she seems even less perturbed by the beast, staring down its hollow face with a gritted smile

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>>5713422
>squeaky toy noises
Oof

>>5713476
>JP's server isn't Mootykins' server
Yo think I could get an invite to it? I want to see this. Whats your discord so I can get an invite to it?

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>>5713090
>Mei never expected something like that from her own assistant.
>He was always quiet, she assumed he didn't understand the tasks she gave out, but she always tried her best to explain a bit better than she was used to.
>He was great at his job, and she appreciated him for that.
>When his hand brushed over hers, she thought it was nothing, until the words left his mouth.
>Her eyes darted to him and before she could even respond, lips reached hers.
>She dropped her tools, eyes wide, unable to say much of anything other than a surprised squeak.

>>5713432
I can't help it, they're the best!
>He leans back and lets her take over, feeling her feet envelop and wank him off with much more skill than she gives herself credit for
>All he can do is clumsily nod at her question, only seconds before he spurts, spraying her small feetsies with his morning load, before collapsing backwards onto the bed, panting and huffing
(You too! I love goofy stuff like this, so thanks for playing along~ I'd love to play again sometime)

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>>5713505
You've been told before, your not cool enough. deal with it

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I LIKE DICKS

>>5713479
I think I went beyond professional help when I started coming here. It's all downhill from this point on.

>>5713479
>The anon quails, not keen on the idea of being used as a missile. He swallows nervously.
... I, uh... i'm not aerodynamic?

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>>5713508
HA! Hey Mady did ya see tha-...oh wait I threw her at a boat girl
>>5713479
Not throwing kids?

LD WILL NEVER GET IN BASED JP SERVER BECAUSE THAT WOULD RUIN IT

Who are the best avas in your opinion?

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>people think mooty's server isn't comfy
>people think JP AKA LORE's server of "we like jade" is comfy

Guys, I knew Hillary was the queen of shilling, but oh my god.

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>>5713505
Who took out this patient's gag? He spouts more diarrhea than his ass after he pulls the sharpie out.

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>>5713505
sure,here it is!
https://discord.gg/KoolKidsKlub

>>5713556
LD ruins any server, calm down its not anything new

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>>5713464
Fuck yeah. I can die happy now, thanks.
>>5713466
You mean being a useless shit? And, yeah, why? You better not gift me some shit.
>>5713493
Never.

>>5713500
I hear you're a god, does that mean you've got a...
>The anon winks, staring at you bottom side.
God-sized dick?

>>5713559
chased away avas

>>5713336
Go back to the friendzone.

>>5713568
Go back to bed Mecha

>>5713561
>we like jade
We don't like dog fuckers

>>5713559
Everyone except the male ones save for Reinhardt.

>>5713559
mootykins

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>>5713520
Now give the boat girl puppy dog eyes
>>5713545
So ya like guys name Richard, thanks for yelling it

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>>5713569
>Widowmaker
>shilling Lore server
hahahaha shit taste x2

>>5713545
I like boobs! Yours look really nice.

>>5713587
Hes right you know

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>>5713578
np meem boat
anythin 2 help
>>5713581
i dont have a dick
....ey wy r u starin at my edges?
ur nasty

>>5713522
You're not allowed in, Lupin. We have a strict 'no cucks' policy.
>>5713561
Hi BraveAnon
>>5713582
>>5713559
Basically anyone that realized these threads are garbage and moved on to private sessions and F-List are good.

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>>5713559

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>>5713593
Shit.

>>5713578
Welp, too late, I sent it before I finished reading. And nah, it work more often than not, it was hilarious watching idiots scramble to stop and then just go invisible and peace out

>>5713561
of course, JP forces you to shill or get kicked

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>>5713551
Anon, have you tried? Just go get a therapist...and stop trying to touch kids, that isn't okay.

>>5713552
>Tenryuu gives the anon a nice firm pat on the back
Well...you're small, got a twinky figure...and you're kinda sharp...
You'd fly like a bullet.

>>5713553
NO! NO THROWING KIDS! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

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>>5713593
(;-; sorry)

>>5713600
...like this?
>

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>>5713600
Richard? Who is he?

>>5713613
Thank you anon! I already like you!

>>5713629
Me in the middle.

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>>5713629
>one of my other avas on the other side of the wall

>>5713629
Strange, this wall isn't greased with feces

>>5713628
IT IS YOU, Shillanon! I haven't missed you at fucking all!

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>>5713508
>>5713441

Oh, I'd love to!
>Replied Weiss with glee to Yang as she approached the lupine Grimm, a sly smirk forming on her lips as she cautiously reached for its head with a hand.
>Needless to say, she already had plenty of experience with Grimm on heat! Why? One could only wonder...
C'mere~

Hey guys! Let's do a fun Impressions Game!
All you have to do is guess who our contestants are pretending to be!
You can win big prizes, like private pics you shouldn't share but will anyways!

First contestant!
HI I NEED ATTENTION GOD I'M SO FUCKING SAD WOE IS ME WHY WON'T ANYONE CARE ABOUT ME DEEP CRIPPLING DEPRESSION OH NO

>>5713578
So picky.

You'll like me, one day.

>>5713608
>He still thinks it's Lore's server
the only user with any admin powers is JP and he doesn't even go on the threads

>tfw JP got kicked from Mooty's server so he made his own

What a cuck

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>>5713422
"Oh, no! I don't have to bite people! I just kiss them, or do the things people do in this thread!"

>>5713441
>A scream escaped the small girl, crashing into the ground face-first as she looked up at the big beast.
>She snarled at it, and hit it on its nose with the palm of her hand.
"Let me go! Bad dog!"
>She wasn't afraid of this creature, surprisingly. All she did was wipe its drool off of her face, making a face of disgust at it.

>>5713628
I'm not Lupin. But given you went straight for a dead meme I have a feeling the server is anything but comfy.

>>5713648
Its ok to be jealous. You'll understand sooner or later, you can't get everything you want

>>5713670
Everyone on Virra's server?

What's JP's discord?

>>5713530
>This was crazy
>He shouldn't be doing this, but he just can't help himself.
>Her soft lips are like heaven against him, and while she wasn't able to respond with words, her reaction wasn't to push him off.
>Does that mean she feels the same way? He really hopes it does.
>He draws her in to a snug cuddle, her warm, slightly lumpy body squishing against his thinner frame.
>He holds her hand as he tries to deepen their kiss, his tongue licking up against her lips, desperate for acknowledgement.

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>>5713649
Psychosis
>>5713653
Yes like that!
>>5713655
Dick

>>5713657
Shouldn't you be busy prepping for tonight?

>>5713629
>only two of the ones behind the wall remain

How far we've fallen.

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>looking for Peko images on (((tumblr))) so i can make a folder for the stupid cunt who said he'd rp as her
>see this monstrosity, about "dangankin"
I quote:
"Aesthetic for a trans Fuyuhiko who misses Peko!

Ah, Fuyuhiko! I’m so sorry that you’re missing Peko! Missing somebody feels like a kick in the gut from life while you’re down, I know it’s awful, and awful ache, but you are so strong and have endured so much! You are an amazing person who is entirely valid in their identity! And as a fellow transgender person, I know that sometimes dysphoria sucks, and feels like a kick in the teeth, or like being slammed into like a brick wall, although sometimes it’s small and slight and manageable, but no matter the level of dysphoria, you are amazing and incredible, Fuyuhiko!! Keep your head up high and you’ll come out of this kicking, with the strength I know you have inside you!!8 Good luck finding Peko and just living life to the best of8 your ability!!

Feel free to tell me if you’d like any changes to it, okay hon? I’ll be happy to"

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>>5713608
I wanted to do a serious reply but then I realised that you weren't worth the effort,have fun playing Team Fortress 2,Paul!

>>5713670
Me

>>5713670
EGG? DMG?

>>5713670
DMG?

>>5713670
Jiro?

>>5713655
You do? Great thank you!
Think you could let an anon have some fun with those boobs? I'll let you have fun with my cock!

>>5713340
>as she squeezed down on his cock while jacking it, his pre-cum dripped down onto her hand and lotioned it, making it easier for her to stroke him
>the closer he got to the tipping point, the harder he moaned while still pleasuring her, causing an extra element to get added into the mix

t. Demon Adell (because I'm still shit at editing sprites)

>>5713559
Adachi
Izaya

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>>5713649
>Pets the boat

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>>5713508
>It nods its head towards the blonde
>Backing up a few paces to let it look over its muscular fur covered frame
>It seemed to matching size in every department
>>5713664
>It tilts his head into the Heiress's hand
>It lets out a light purr as it moves closer and spreads its legs
>At least someone knows how to handle him here

>>5713679
>It bites at her shoulder when she slaps its nose
>He seems to avoid anywhere that does real damage and she can feel how restrained his bite his
>Still it holds her in its jaw and its claws moves to cut her robe

>>5713649
... look, just because i'm not as big as the other guys doesn't mean i'm-
>A crimson blush stains his cheeks, and his voice grows small as he tries to deny the truth.
- twinky.

>>5713722
>Izaya
>Not Vino

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Remember that time JP and Jade left Virra's Discord and made their own? You heard it, people. Jade is the co-founder of JP's server.

>>5713674
>>5713683
You can do better, your not even attempting!

>>5713688
https://discord.gg/KoolKidsKlub

>>5713700
Cause anyone intelligent has moved on to F-List or discord private messages.

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>>5713704
>posts >>5713569
>"""""serious"""""

>>5713649
I have, but his advice was pretty terrible and he charged me four hundred bucks for a five minute session.
Besides, I don't want to touch 'em too much - I just wanted to go out for a nice walk around, maybe a picnic.

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>>5713679
Succubus gotcha, well you stand right there and I'll be thankful my lower half is in space

>>5713751
The more you say it, the staler it gets.

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>>5713189
Let us educate ourselves for a moment.
All of the shitposting you see here, are actually composed by several groups. Some are Loremaster of the Lewds group of people. Some are Alpha's. The rest are either just people acting on their own or Lord Dominators.
JP's server is the home of one of these groups. and is the HQ for shitposting and triggering Dom into the depressive wreck they are.

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>>5713744
"""""""""""""""""""""""Kool Kids Klub""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>5713743
But Jade isn't on there.

>>5713751
>TFW found and friended them on discord far from this shithole
Feels so Good man

how can i leave this place?

>>5713780
all of them or just one you wanted?

>>5713776
>actually promoting the shitting on dom
>actually promoting dom to shit up the threads

doesn't sound very comfy famalan

>>5713774
>t. buttmad anon
>>5713776
>He actually thinks that there's organized shitposting squads

>>5713793
close the tab

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>>5713752
Paul,I know that answering to posts an another than with memes is hard for you,but I strongly recommend you to re-read our little entrevue. You'd understand that the serious reply was meant to come in counter argument to your "TF2>OW" post.

>>5713793
Death is the only escape.
Or you can just get a life and stop coming here.

>>5713793
navigate to any other thead on this site. Or go to a different web page