ERP Thread I want to fuck this cake Edition Previous >>5701426

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>>5703874 (Reinhardt, reposting in nuthread)
>His silence worried her. Did he know she just totally guessed?
You do? I mean, ehm, of course!
>Hana stammers, feigning her usual confidence. She watches, trying not to let her jaw hang open, as Reinhardt removes his shirt. Her semi-innocent blush deepens, and she unabashedly examines his half-naked body.
Gom was an accurate name...
>She mumbles to herself, tracing his scars with her eyes. D.Va knew there was a story to each one. The young pilot wondered if he'd ever have time to tell them all. Wondered if she'd be able to ghost her lips across-
>No, Hana. Not that kind of thought.
Yes, that's how it was...
>She breathes, straight white teeth sinking into the plump flesh of her lower lip.
Just missing the hammer.

SOVKEK ON SUICIDE WATCH

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Reminder: DMG took this picture to tease Paul

>>5704256
First original OP I've seen in a week. The guy making the constant comf editions needs to chug bleach.

>>5704291
And it worked.

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>>5704266
What?
>>5704271
>pic
>>5704284
Recoil is going to hit hard

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>>5704102
Like wise~
>>5704065
Maybe anon. I know I say this every time I'm here, but I'm slowly crawling back to ERP here one day. Its almost killing me in a way.
>>5704077
Temperature resistant? Why dont you go naked more often?

>Opens mouth, awaits cock

>>5704256
So, how do I get into playing an avatar?
Any guides or tips?

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>>5704259
I dont want to hurt him again...

Rape me
Rape me my friend
Rape me
Rape me again

I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one

Hate me
Do it and do it again
Waste me
Rape me my friend

>>5704291
We need to do something creative with this, like a joke OKCupid profile or something.
>Fat, 29 year old neckbeard seeks nubile young men for fun times and Yugioh.

>>5704308
Only one:

Don't get attached

>>5704308
Pick a character you like and understand.

Google up a few pictures of them, save them with funny filenames, and start playing.

>>5704256
>>5704179
>He grit his teeth from feeling Felix's scratchy cat tongue licking him clean
Unnfff~ Just like that kitty~ Get deep in there...
>He continued to ruffle Felix's ears as the cleaning fellatio progressed

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>>5704131 (Soviet)
I'm trying to help you.

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>>5704304
Obviously that would make me a slut like you.

>>5704330
DMG is 20 dumb dumb.

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>>5704188
Wait...are you like, giving me permission to beat the shit out of you?
Well uhhh...Alright I guess?
>Tenryuu pulls her arm back and attempts to punch the anon with everything she's got
>Sure, she's no Mike Tyson, but if it works, it works.

>>5704268
...I think I'm gonna book an inspection while at I'm at.

>>5704307
>Takes out a banana instead and peels it before putting it in your mouth, smiling.

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Would you believe me when I tell you
You are the queen of my heart
Please don't deceive me when I hurt you
Just ain't the way it seems

Can you feel my love buzz?
Can you feel my love buzz?
Can you feel my love buzz?
Can you feel my love buzz!!!

Would you believe me when I tell you
You are the queen of my heart
Please don't deceive me when I hurt you
Just ain't the way it seems

Can you feel my love buzz?
Can you feel my love buzz?
Can you feel my love buzz?
Can you feel my love buzz..?

>>5704358
And Paul is 16, might of even been 15 when DMG took that picture.

>>5704358
Jesus, really? Bad draw on the genetics lottery.

>>5704310
Seriously. Gargling mouthwash and tapdancing on a guitar gets the same fucking effect. You're not impressing anyone with your shit music taste.

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>>5704371

>>5704375
17

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>>5704189 (Anon)

Is that it? Please, I'm sure there's more interesting things you can tell me.
>Nae said with a soft chuckle, now combing the front of the man's hair, pressing her petite chest against his back, humming.
And thank you, you flatter me so with your kind words~

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>>5704041
Speak American.
>>5704044
You'll find I have a pretty big mouth!
...
So you better have a pretty big cock...
>>5704219
Yes, sir.
>Dripping wet as the man dominates her she does as she's told, but as he slides his long, thick dick into her pussy, all she can do is djent to be able to hold herself up at all with her other hand
https://clyp.it/jzikghz5

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>>5704304
>Gropes.

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>>5704349
How will this help? What is the point? What part of it is against my morals you don't understand?

>>5704141
No I prefer Setsuna's
>She sucks your dick
And Carnage's
>Internally expands inside you intenally
More. So much better for threads xD

>>5704310
But yet you'e here. Hurting him. What is your thought process? How do you think posting lyrics and spamming him is going to help anything. Best case scenario: DMG unblocks you wanting you to shut your fucking mouth. Tells you to fuck off and you feel like shit again. I don't want to give you attention but holy fuck I honestly don't think it'll get through your head if someone doesn't sit down with you and explain this to you.
THIS IS NOT HOW YOU REACT TO ANY RELATIONSHIP. FRIENDSHIP OR OTHERWISE.

>>5704365

>Frowns
>Eats banana anyway

>>5704412
It's good, right?

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>>5704383
>>5704385
Straight as an arrow
Defect defect
Not straight, not so straight
Reject reject
Towards anti-social
Solo solo
Standing on the stairs
Cold, cold morning
Ghostly image of fear
Mayday mayday
Gonna leave this region
They'll take me with them

Straight as an arrow
Defect defect
Not straight, not so straight
Reject reject
Towards anti-social
Solo solo
Standing on the stairs
Cold, cold morning
Ghostly image of fear
Mayday mayday
Gonna leave this region
They'll take me with them

Dimension seven

Straight as an arrow
Defect defect
Not straight, not so straight
Reject reject
Towards anti-social
So dumb, so dumb

>>5704407
him telling me to fuck off would be an improvement on our current arrangement

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>>5704403
I don't know. I just thought it would be better for you.
>>5704406
(I'm sorry. I'll leave if you want me to.)

>>5704387
When did the kid turn 17?

Also one of you Anons should take one for the team and save that disgusting picture of DMG on your computers to share it in other threads. We must remind /erp/ of the origins of that photo. Also it makes for great laughs.

>>5704424
>him telling me to fuck off would be an improvement on our current arrangement
(´･ω･`)

>>5704398
Ah-ah...
>He pulls her head back and nibbles on her ear, his hot breath tickling her as he whispers
...what should you call me? I think you know...
>He removes his length from her slippery cooch, refusing to give her a single inch more until she can answer him

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>>5704431
(Please don't. It's just shitposters trying to stir up trouble.)

>>5704256
>>5704257

>The man stood up, his half-limp cock pulsing from the exhausting orgasm in front of Hotaru's face

Chocolaty clean up fellatio!
Only a true oral expert can manage to lick a man's cock clean while ensuring the chocolate in her mouth doesn't stain him!

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>>5704346
>Once his Master's cock was finally clean of all of Felix's cum, he looked up at him.
Should I continue?
>He said with a playful grin as his tongue licked up some cum around his lips. Not even waiting for another answer, Felix pretty much shoved his face against the mans large cock. He continued to rub his face up and down, purring as one of his sharp nails poked his Masters shaft.

>>5704234 (This Anon)
(Yeah, man.)

>>5704254 (This fucking faggot)
(Not what I meant, you nerd.)

>>5704278
(Stop giving me attention. Am very tired.)

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>>5704153
Do it, I dare you.

>>5704398
Why don't you find out, you cute little slut?
>He smirks, placing a hand behind the back of the bassist's head and pulling her right against his crotch, his growing bulge rubbing right against her cheek.

>>5704441
You're putting to much thought and effort into shitposting. Do you have anything else in life?

>>5704403
Hey dumbass, listen up. Your woman's a ho. She wants to keep being a ho but she doesn't want to hurt you with her hoing so she wants you to ho it up too. You need to reassure her that you don't care that she's a ho and that you're fine with her being a ho because no matter who she's sucking and fucking over here, she's still coming home to you. You don't want to ho? That's fine, but those are your morals and if you really care about her you need to tell her to ho and that it won't change how you feel about her one bit. Her happiness is more important to you than anything, right? Let the bitch ho.

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Runny nose and runny yolk
Even if you have a cold still
You can cough on me again
I still havent had my fulfill

In the someday what's that sound?

Broken heart and broken bones
Think of how a castrated horse feels
One more quirky cliche'd phrase
You're the one I wanna refill

>>5704442
I don't even know if he wants me to fuck off, he wont even talk to me

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>>5703588
>She had to take a few seconds to process what he just said. She...earned him? Wait, she owned someone now? She looked down at his cock still buried firmly inside of her, and then back up at his piercing red eyes.
"I've...never had something like this happen before. Normally they just get up and leave after emptying inside of me."
>She admitted with a nervous chuckle. Oh dear, what did she get herself into.
{That is the cheesiest thing I've ever seen anyone write @ "he lost it for her"}

>>5704462
Oh, really? That's a shame. I was kind of looking forward to it. Guess I'll just have to 'stab' you instead.

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>>5704463
>sits on your face

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>>5704431
It's not. It will just make it worse...
>sighs and sits down feeling frustrated but staying calm
I am sorry. It's my fault I fell for you... I am sorry for dragging you with me. Someone like you deserves better, not someone like me...

>>5704360
>reacts in time and grabs her punching arm by the wrist so that his face doesn't end up kissing the floor this time.
Phew, that was a close one. I guess I shouldn't call you cute again, huh?

>>5704462
Oh God, I'd kill to fuck Felix or the cute hamburger kitten

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>>5704479
Just let me think about it...

>>5704480
>I don't even know if he wants me to fuck off, he wont even talk to me
Is blocking you 15+ times not enough? You're the kind of guy that sends someone 5 messages on if they don't reply to the first one aren't you? I'd say take the fucking hint but it isn' a hint. I'm sure he said the words "Fuck off" to you many times.

>>5704502
DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID, NIGGA

>>5704423

Yeah, it's pretty good.

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>>5704529
I AM TRYING MУДAК

>>5704472
>Someone says you put thought and effort into your shitposting
Thats enough shitposting for one night.

>>5704500
I tend to prefer tits, but that is a god-tier ass.

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>>5704524
He deserves better than me and I want to give him that but he just wont let me

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>>5704356
Psh, implying you already arent in the inside~
>>5704401
>Squishes
Hm?

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>>5704512
Yeah. you probably shouldn't, or else I won't give you the warning...Al-Also please let go of my wrist.

>>5704531
That's good.
So, how's your night been so far?

>>5704565
Nigger what does that even mean?|

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>>5704493
(Maybe later, please? Just tell me who you are, before I inevitably pass out.)

>>5704515
(Fuck, I'm sorry, man.)

>>5704570
I want to cum inside of that cool ship!

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>>5704458
(I know that, but it has a point. I write the same shit every session.)
>>5704502
>As soon as he finishes talking, Setsuna grabs his arms and picks him back up.
Don't say that. You're one of the nicest people I've ever met. You're strong, and you're brave, and you make really good food. I'm really happy that I met you.

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>>5704500
>fucking dies

>>5704582
No worries, hope you come back tomorrow!

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>>5704566
>Pet you after the grope.

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>>5704283
>It was strange, seeing the usually so confident pilot stammering out sentences as though she was uncertain of herself. It was endearing in its own way, and he cracks a fresh smile in her direction.
The hammer, of course!
>There is a short pause as the powerful old man wonders how he might tease the gamer for trying to trick him.
And my co-star, of course! Aaah, I remember her fondly. "Something for everyone," that was this shot's theme.
>He swings his massive right arm across his pectorals, as a nude woman might to cover her breasts, his left hand drifting down to shield his crotch.
Of course you will remember how she lay. Would you do me the honour of recreating this fond memory, Hana?
>His voice doesn't seem to crack as he speaks, but there is a mischievous glint in his eyes as he unbuckles his belt, letting his pants fall open and teasing a glimpse of his bulging undergarments.
>If she was going to try and trick him out of his clothes, he would return the favour.

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>>5704579
I'm not good enough but I wish I was

... I'm gonna try and sleep now
I'm just tired man

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>>5704446
Ah! Master!
>She wiggles her butt at him longingly
P-punish my decadent pussy, master!
>She reaches back and guides him into her
>>5704465
>She winces as she's pulled toward anon's lap. She wishes she wasn't really little, but then again maybe she couldn't have this kind of fun.
>She grabs his waistband and yanks his pants and boxers off in one go
Puah!
That's what I think about your half-limp dick, she says, spitting on it.

>>5704582
BARBED
CAT
BENIS

>>5704594
friend
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONED!

>>5704582
Naaaaaah.

>>5704462
>The man alternated between moans and gasps as he felt Felix's smooth face rub against his cock, and his sharp nails poking him
Ooohhh...that feels good kitty, it's time you finish what we started!
>He held Felix's head in place, then presented his hard, throbbing cock in front of him
Show your Master your love and I'll give your milk!

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>>5704594
You are tearing me in half. One wants to leave you but other wants to keep you...I-I don't know what do...

>>5704608
(´･ω･`)

>>5704630
>>5704582
(Oh, if you're tired I'll happily continue this later)

>>5704570
I'll keep that in mind..but you see, calling you cute and getting you riled up was all apart of my plan! Now I have your mostly undivided attention.

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>>5704591
I'm only okay with you calling me cool...that uh, other part? Yeah, not so much.

>>5704594
>(I know that, but it has a point. I write the same shit every session.)
Nigger don't listen to Owain, nobody likes his ass. Don't listen to anons either, we're retarded. You're fine and fun.

>>5704639
kill yourself m8
It's the easiest, and best way to fix this.

>>5704639
Leave. It'll never be what you want. You're practically saying a hooker is your girlfriend.

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>>5704566
I'm not, I'm a pure maiden.

>>5704639
LISA YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!

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>>5704598
(Makes me feel better. Thanks, dude)

>>5704610
(Don't do this)

>>5704622
(This is the second time this has happened. I can't believe ya 'dun this.)

>>5704630
>>5704647
(You're a savior, my dude. Sorry for being a shit and all that.)

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>>5704639
I don't know either.
I need to go to sleep now. I'll try to think about it.
>She pulls Soviet back in for a soft hug.
Whatever you choose, I'll be okay. I want you to be happy.

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>>5704516
>>5704544
Hey genius have you thought about this new concepy call lying? Just agree to go on a few dates to make your ho happy and make sure they don't go anywhere you don't want them to go. Bam you don't have'ta bang other chicks and you make your ho happy your out enjoying yourself or whatever. problem solved

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>>5704709
I heard that.

>>5704667
THIS
Girlfriend is a slut. Easy solution just kill yourself.
No friends on a friday night, Simple just kill yourself
Your favorite ava got ruined by Owain. Easy one just kill yourself
You're Alpha. Kill yourself
Developing feelings for someone in a typefucking community. Just kill yourself you fucking loser.

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>>5704652
Yeah-huh? You could've just tapped me on the shoulder and asked if I got a second...you didn't need me to punch you in the face.

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>>5704707
Alright. I will just end it here. Will be the best for us. Good night.

>>5704609
>He chuckles softly at the small girl's defiance, grabbing hold of his thick, semi-hard shaft and stroking it, using her saliva as lubricant as he spreads it all over. He presses the head of his cock right against Roxie's soft, pale cheek, still holding her closely.
That so? Maybe I'll have to convince you how great this cock of mine is, then!

>>5704698
>Smacks cat upside the head.
You said it too early but I decided to hit you anyway.
>Rubs fluffy ears and touches barbed cat penis.

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>>5704601
Hm? O-oh...well, this actually feels nice...
>>5704683
Pure? Ahuh, sure. Says the one who swallows bunny spunk and used several anons as...mhm.
Uh, sorry, thoughts drifted a bit.

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Just going to go back to HG...

>>5704609
That's it! Smart girl...
>He groans into her ear and plunges back in, going Overkill on her delicate, snow white cunt, his balls swinging and slapping her butt
Make me blow...and if you want, you can have the chance to turn the tables on me. How's that sound, my little metal bitch?

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>>5704739
You're right. I hope we can still be friends. Good night, comrade.
>She sits down and rests her head in her hands.

>>5704767
Congrats
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out

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>>5704783
>Pets your head.

>>5704667
>>5704729
You're gonna cut yourselves on that edge.

>>5704783
>lifts head and puts a pillow under
>from the shadows

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>>5704757
Good!!!

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>>5704605
Co-star... Right, co-star.
>Hana's eyes widen slightly, but she continues to dig herself into a hole. Her tenacity was too strong for her to give in and admit she'd been lying.
I mean, I've only seen it once, so I might not have it one hundred percent, Gom-oppa.
>D.Va swallows thickly, suppressing a small, delighted noise as he unbuckled his belt.
But I think it was something like this, ne? (yes?)
>She stands up slowly, wriggling her hips. Anticipation crept hotly through her veins. She wondered if he could hear her heart pounding. Hana tentatively straddles one of the knight's thighs, leaning in close. One gloved hand rests against his pectorals, the other creeping down the trail of wispy hairs dangerously close to the hem of his trousers. She had to force herself to stop her hand from going any further south. Her plump, pink lips are mere millimeters from his neck, her hot shallow breaths against his skin.

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>>5703919
>She felt him pulling her closer, and her breath hitched up in the back of her throat. She didn't know what to do or what to say. Should she lash out and risk showing her hatred was still there? Or should she just melt back into the moment? She decided for the latter.
>She rested her hands on his chest, hoping he didn't spot the nervous look building in her face.
"All we did was kiss and we're already out of breath. I guess we're both beginners."

>>5704736
I thought complimenting you would work..didn't expect you to ACTUALLY punch me in the face. After that, I had to prove that I wasn't a wimp by stopping the second one...

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>>5704729
>Developing feelings for someone in a typefucking community. Just kill yourself you fucking loser.

o-oh...

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>>5704783
Wow, you suck. I've never seen him actually depressed before.

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>>5704727
hahaha
I guess now you'll just have to be there when he's having his little "date". Just to make sure now. Because you really like him. hahaha
haha
ha
.
.
.
ha
bitch

>>5704830
Junko is the best model ever!

>>5704783
Good job, ho. Don't cross the streams.

>>5704846
We tell you to kill yourself like every single day, Jiro.

>>5704863
But she's from HG herself.

>>5704829
I want to play video games with D.Va

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>>5704846
"Hey! You!"
"Where have you been after saying you were going to keep me!?"

>>5704846
Is this a girl or a boy?

>>5704492
Is it wrong to be dedicated to someone? Isn't it exciting to own someone who would perform every order you give? Someone who would feed you as much mana as you desire? I'm all ears, my Queen.

t. edgy Adell demon because I've run out of edgy pictures

>ERP fucks taking shit this seriously
wew led.

>>5704906
>wew led
Hi Lore

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>>5704742
If you have to convince me, you're already on the defensive. I'll make you come in a minute.
>She smirks before plunging his whole length into her face, looking up meanly with his glans in her throat before reeling back, dragging her tongue across the bottom of the shaft, and then really going at it, bobbing up and down on his dick forcefully, frothing up the slippery salive in her mouth as she took one of his balls in each hand and very lightly pressured and rolled them
>>5704775
Ah! Ah! Fuck!
>Roxie is too cock-drunk to talk, moaning and screaming as if Possessed. She just pulls anon in, her body pleading with him to continue fucking her as he stabs her pussy repeatedly with his big dick.

>>5704889
She's a cross-breed, she should know better.

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>>5704800
Thank you. That helps. A little.
>>5704847
I'm sorry. I just wanted him to be happy. Now everyone's sad.
>>5704819
Oh. This is nice.
>The ditzy archer slowly drifts to sleep on the pillow.

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>>5704823
....!
Ohhh! You're Parsee! Wow, i'm dumb. Took a while to register that.

>>5704926
>People are this paranoid that I'm some boogeyman
Christ, you all need to calm the fuck down and seek sunlight.

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>>5704939
If it makes you feel any better, I'm not.

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>>5704880
(Are you the voices in my head? You've been quiet lately. Are you guys okay?)

>>5704893
I got out, puta! No more Asylum for me. See, apparently the Gotham PD didn't like that a certain pscilogo was using the Asylum as his own personal hook up club and I got out on that fuckin'.... ay como se dice... I tell 'em what they wanted to hear and I get to go free. 'ey, how the fuck you free then?

>>5704896
(Girl but I play them as a really feminine boy who's incredibly insecure about that so he covers it up with Latino machismo)

>>5704960
Hi Lore

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As soon as Sombra gets lewd fan art, I call dibs.

>>5704975
Which Overmeme will you try to get an easy in with?

>>5704975
dam....
>>5704892
Sorry, I don't play with noobs!

...Just kidding, I love my fans!

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>>5704839
Alright...You have my attention, anon. What the hell do you want? Do you wanna play Darts or something? Video Games? Drink each other under the table? C'mon, gimme ideas.

>>5704928
>He grins and flips her over, placing her boots on his shoulders and leaning forward, bending her slim body in half, pounding with No Remorse, so caught up in his lust that he begins to cover her in sloppy, hot wet kisses, licking the sweat off her burning red face, making her call out like kthulu

>>5704975
>>5704988
I wish the overmeme fad would die. It's not even that good of a game.

>>5704928
>The man's hips gyrated as Roxie diligently tended to his hard, thick shaft. He stares down at her, watching as her saliva leaks down her soft lips, and complete coats his entire cock, all the while his balls being gently massaged by her small hands. He slowly thrusts forward against her rhythm, both hands now on board as he runs his fingers slowly through her snow-white hair.

>>5704988
They will probably go for D.va and Jiro will be accused of being thirsty.

>>5705045
Game's decent. The fans are MLP tier.

You're a nigger loving spic. Make the world better by killing yourself.
You're a jock that loves being the center of attention. Kill yourself.
You're underage and Irish. Become a school shooter and then kill yourself.
You're kurisu. Just pull the fucking trigger already you fucking faggot

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>>5705053

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Buenas tardes!

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>>5705053
>Drops down from the ceiling and bites her throat.

>>5705080
Jiro.
Oiwan.
Bolin.
Kurisu.

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>>5703967
>Those final pushes were what caused Merry to go over the edge. She held on to his wrist tight enough that her knuckled went white, and she grit her teeth as her legs tensed up and a wave of pleasure rolled over her stronger than a delicious dream. Her tongue hung out as she groaned out something that was unintelligible, her hips spasming against him repetitively. A wave of euphoria hit her again when she felt him let out his load deep into the recesses of her body. Every hot burst that hit her sensitive walls made her jerk in pleasure, and her face scrunched up as she felt aftershocks hit her from him stuffing her like that. When his blasts had finally subsided, she was a panting mess, and her insides felt warm and gooey. She could feel his cum slightly slosh around, and looked up when he pulled out, her body tightened up again like a rubber band except now filled with seed.
>Once she was on the ground, she pushed herself up onto her hands, looking down to see her body was keeping his loads in tightly, assuring she wouldn't let it leak out. She looked over at him and grinned.

"So much for that list, you already look drained."

>>5705026
We can do all three of those, I can handle it!
Just not uh, all at once. I'd probably end up hitting myself with the darts.

>>5705006
Really? Well uh...
What games do you wanna play then?

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>>5704829
>Her widened eyes, her anxious swallowing - her willingness to attempt to conform to the pose of an imagined shot from years ago - there was no doubt in Reinhardt's mind that she was making things up just to see how far they would go. And yet, he found himself enjoying the close contact.
... something like that.
>He grins and lets his pants drop, his pulse quickening as he fights down treacherous doubts about what he was doing. But in spite of it all, he finds he can't resist her. His eyes are glued to the slight shimmy of her hips, the slim tone of her small frame, and desire stirs in his breast as she runs her gloved hands across his bare chest and down his powerful midriff, a tingling in his crotch as she brushes against the wispy hairs. He licks his dry lips.
It was a long time ago. It could be that i'm misremembering as well.
>His hands surge forward and plant them firmly against the teenager's taut behind, fingers pressing wantonly into the flesh beneath her outer layer.
Perhaps I was thinking of the one like this.

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>>5705092
NA-AAHHH!
>Kurisu holds her wound, bleeding out and gasping for air.
>>5705086
>Kurisu gropes the candy sluts breasts.

>>5705087
Hey beautiful, what's up?

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>>5705142

AAAAAA

>>5705111
>it took you one hour to reply to Owain's masterpiece

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>>5704897
>Kuroe tapped her chin and nodded. He was right. She owned someone now. She owned him.
>She glanced up to him, and proceeded to spread her legs, grinning from ear to ear.
"Well, as my first command, I want you to clean up the mess you left in me."

>>5704963
"Well, they were planning to split up the co-ed cells so the girls were on one side and guys on the other. The guys lost it and had a riot, aaaand I snuck out during it."
"And now I've found you!"

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>>5705146
I'm feeling pretty great today! I ate a lot of pie!
>Yasuna gives her belly a hearty slap.
Pumpkin, in case you were wondering. It's October after all!

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>>5705126
How the fuck do you hit yourself with a dart? Fucks sake dude, I wear an eypatch and even I'm not that incompetent.

>>5705071
I can agree to that. The ones around here even have their own server hugbox away from the other ERP servers.

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>>5705142
>Falls asleep and collapses onto the ground while the redheaded shit does her thing.

>>5705168
{Had to jump between that one and two other replies. I'm surprised it didn't take me longer! I consider it a personal accomplishment.}

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>>5704947
How did you not know it was me?

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>>5705142
>touch waifu

>>5705087
Hola, niña

>>5705184
It is fucking October after all, at least we have several drinking holidays to look forward to. You're full of spunk as usual. Let me see your fish avatar please, I still have no idea who you're talking about.

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>>5705222
T-the ear threw me off...

>>5705186
When you get drunk enough, anything is possible. I once outran a horse after getting shitfaced, then got knocked out by a sheep.

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>>5704975
(I wanna see how she and Reaper interact. For reasons. )

>>5705108
(That first one can't be me, I have yellow fever)

>>5705180
Oh right. Right right. Coo' coo'. Uhh...iORALE, MIRA ES UNA LOLITA!

>Gabriel points at a random direction and wraith forms TF outta there, this girl is baaaaaad news bears

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>>5705030
>She kisses back at him, her tongue entering his mouth as she receives his manhood at full force, before he takes it out and licks her face lewdly.
Ahh! Uhh! I'm gonna come!
>She reached her hand down and played with her clit, her soaking wet pussy being stimulated to the brink of orgasm.
Mmm! Fuck! Ah! Spit on my face while I cum on your cock!
>>5705057
>Roxie gradually becomes more passive as anon switches from getting her head to fucking her mouth, which was spilling out bubbly saliva all over his cock and balls as he claimed her face. She reached her tongue out and it would touch his sack every time he went deep with her, treating her head like a toy for his amusement.

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POST CARDS

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>>5705246
Muhahahahaha

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>>5705231
>Kurisu touches her waifu back.
>>5705197
>Kurisu bleeds out with the worst pain imaginable.

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>>5705261
ting photos is not my favorite thing to do. I was gonna try to put something like this in the image, but I'd rather not.
>Roxie
+ Cute, doesn't wear pantsu, badass
x Will post bass guitar audioclips
- Crass, elitist, claims to be straight
>Yui
+ Cute, comfy, retarded
x "Too cute to fuck" effect
- Cloying, lazy, retarded
>Azusa
+ May say nya, enjoys petting/pet play, pretty fun
x Kinda vanilla, tans easily, twintails
- Not an actual catgirl, not actually probably wearing cat ears
>Youko
+ Decent tity, protective, yuri only
x Tsukkomi, cute fang, tomboyish
- Tsukkomi, haunted, yuri only
>Nico
+ Loving, eager, performative
x Idol, attention slut, kinda otaku (about idols)
- Is secretly a total shit
>Aika
+ Butt slut, public sex fiend, good host
x Has a bote, Has a catchphrase or two, original setting greatly preferred
- Embarassing remarks aren't allowed!, buzzkill,
>Alicia
+ Says "Ara Ara", incredibly sweet, accommodating
x Not easily fazed, kinda motherly, may braid her pubic hair
- Mary Sue-ish, maybe annoying to some
>Akari
+ Optimistic, sees beauty everywhere, great blowjob eyes
x Quirky speech, uhhhhh, rows her bote backwards
- Optimistic to a fault, Mary Sue, not super bright
>Other Arias
All the Aria characters are on the table, especially for group sex
>Nalica
+ Loyal pet, Dragon girl, Erogenous tail
x I like to type "dragon pussy" a lot when playing her
- Has horns, can't light your cigarette with her breath, OC of an artist so personality is vague

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>>5705266
Yes, this is wonderful. You are wonderful.

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>>5705261
This makes me sad.

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>>5705293
I cherish you.

>>5705261
I'll post my card when I cum, slut.
>Tugs her panties roughly to one side and rubs his length up and down her slit just once before shoving it between her plump lips.

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>>5705248
Well, then stay the fuck away from Alcohol while playing darts...If you wanna get shitfaced, we can just play some video games and chill.

>>5704683
Pee on me

>>5705287
I want Aika and Akari in a threesome.

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>>5705131
Hm-mh!
>Hana couldn't hold back her surprised noise as his fingers sink into the soft flesh of her thick rear. The gamer's ass was a product of vigorous exercise /and/ many hour spent sitting in front of a computer screen: Shapely and pert, but thick and plush. Despite this, Reinhardt's massive hands encased it, flesh spilling between his fingers as he squeezed.
Was that one before or after this?
>She asked, voice thickly saccharine. The pilot punctuates her last word by moving her hand further, fingertips easing under the hem of his underwear. Hana wasn't quite touching, but she could feel the heat rolling off of the bulge just centimeters lower than her fingertips. Moving her hips back slightly to lean into his grasp, the girl presses her lips against the Crusader's neck. She wanted to win their game.
Just let me know when you remember it /vividly/, Gom-oppa.
>Her lips move against his skin as she whispered.
>>5705129
Half-Life 3?

>>5705111
>Nearly joining the purple-haired girl on the ground himself, a rush of fatigue washed over his body as the afterglow slowly wore off. The Gatekeeper didn't look much more energetic than he did, and he couldn't help but laugh as she still found it in her to give him lip.
You're right about that. I think you drained every drop out of me. Some more fun will have to wait. But...
>He slowly rose to his feet as he looked around for something to clean the two of them up. Even though he knew he didn't have another drop left in him, he beckoned over towards his bed with a smug smile.
If you think I'm not gonna dream about you just because we did it once, you've got another thing coming. You can spend the night if you want, too. Let's meet up again in my dreams for round two.

(Thanks again, thoroughly enjoyed this!)

>>5705253
>He smiled a huge, gleaming sadistic grin as he towered above her, hammering her Helpless cunt
If you say so, bitch...
>He spits like a viper onto her sweating, ahegao-ing face, and doubles down on her, pounding her like a brutal fuck-machine
It's The End Of The Line for you! Uuuuunf!
>He runs his tongue across her face, before biting down hard on her supple white neck, muffling the roar he makes as he orgasms, flooding her like the hardcore whore she is

>>5705261
Who's this semen demon?

>>5705333
Good job cutting out the fluff Owain

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>>5705299
I adore you.

>Panda crawls up next to the Kurisu and falls asleep.

>>5705180

Woah, what a cute-looking gal!
... A bit too young and wearing provocative clothes!
>The man narrowed his eyes, looking around before looking back at Kuro.
Are you some sort of bait for the cops?

>>5705331
Very funny.

Allahu lupinbar.

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>>5705329
>pees on

>>5705333
This is actually very readable.

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>>5705349
>Kurisu wraps her arms around the tiny Kenny body and also drifts to sleep.

>>5705253
>His thrusts gradually increased in speed, his hands holding her firmly in place as she pushed her tongue out against his heavy, swollen sack, each thrust causing it to smack against her as he slid his cock back and forth from the cockloving musician.
Like the taste, you horny slut? Don't have that cute angry look ya' had earlier, anymore.
>The man teases, his thick, saliva coated cock beginning to leak trace amounts of pre down her throat.

>>5705323
Haha, I'll be sure to leave the darts alone. I'm down to relaxing with some games and booze.
>pats her head.

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>>5705252
"What?"
>Kuroe didn't understand half of what he said, so she didn't turn to see what he was talking about. However, she /did/ see him Wraith the fuck out.
>She narrowed her eyes. She was going to get ahold of his mexican ass, whether he liked it or not.

>>5705353
"No! I'm the girl the cops warned you about!"
>She crossed her arms with a snarky grin on her face at him.
"And these clothes fit me just fine! Look at all the curves that they show off!"

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>>5705234
Hi Anon! What's up? You do any chicks today or what?

>>5705244
Heheheh... Or I could keep taunting you like this forever and you'll never figure out who it is. Haha!

>>5705261
Nevermind Anon. I changed my mind.

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>>5705330
You'll have to call ahead and book one of them, and maybe say you'll pay extra to have the other there, since they're not from the same company.

>>5705395

Oh shit it was you! The fish girl!
You're pretty good t b q h

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>>5705261
{Boooop}

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>>5705375
>pokes

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>>5705261
Jeez, fine. No need to yell, faggot.

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The asylum is lively tonight.
Activate Protocol 10.

>>5705403
That's true. Hmmm... I guess that would be quite expensive.

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>>5705415
>also pees on

>>5705180
>he nodded, pulling out of her with a small sigh of pleasure before lowering his head down
I don't know how long will I be able to stay like this, so before I start acting like this never happened - your pussy felt divine.
>he praised her sexual skill with a heartfelt smile before sticking his head in front of it, starting to lap up as much of what he poured into her as he could

t. Adell, the Overlord of Edge

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>>5705261
>Dunno if I should add my one/two time avas to the list or not
(I kind of like a smaller card...sorry, just lurking right now)

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>>5705407
Oh wow Anon, you really think so? I think I could get better at my vocabulary but that's just me!

>>5705438
>the Overlord of Edge

I didn't vote for you.

>>5705417
>Picks easy mode

>>5705395
I have no idea who in the hell that blue girl is, never seen her before in my life. Now I see why I didn't catch on to your clever clue the other day, I thought you were just fucking with me. What's her name? Besides Fish Girl.

>>5705388

Well, I am not complaining. They certainly look good on you.
>Said the man as he approached Kuro, his eyes scanning her lovely form as he walked around her in circles, a grin forming on his lips before standing right in front of her.
You're both cute and beautiful.

>>5705443
Cutewa!

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>>5705386
Yeah, great idea, buddy...
Don't throw my controllers either, alright? Those things are custom made, and seriously expensive!

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>>5705437
>Enjoys it
Thanks "pure" maiden~

>>5705446

You did more than fine! You're also an excellent addition to the threads.

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>>5705340
>Totally defeated, she cums on his cock with his spit on her face, the twitching movements sucking his dick in and causing him to spray like a firehose inside of her, staining her insides with his genes. The bite on her neck just makes her cum even harder and longer as he R.A.V.A.G.Es her saturated cunt with impunity
Ah! Ah! Anon!
>>5705427
Good thing you can RP as a non-cheap guy... or just find them in town and rape them in an alley. Consensual gondola fuck sounds fun though.

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>>5705264
I-its scary how I couldnt tell. I think I also needed to see the outfit as well or the elf ears to differentiate you.

>>5705395
Whoa, that was you, huh? I was the anon that showed interest in being Yasuna's first at the time. You're sneaky, but definitely a fun writer!

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>>5705498
Mhmm

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>>5705462
>The Pixie seems to pop out of thin air...as well as the magical option to skip.
Jeez, what the heck do you want? I was busy!

Reading this thread reminds me that there are people like this, and reassures me that I'm doing just fine. Thanks, ERP.

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>>5705464
Well if you want the character's name it's Mutio.

>>5705501
I'm hoping to find another character I can take a stab at. The fish is fun and all but it can get kinda boring!

>>5705514
I feel like I repeat words a lot, but thanks Anon! I'll take your compliments with pride!

>>5705417
Who do you feel up to tonight?

>>5705505
Sounds like a plan! I don't mind spending money for the two of them!

>>5705523
>Skip

>>5705505
(Think I posted too late for you too notice the response)

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>>5705521
But uh, if you're down for something more "Serious"...
>winks

>>5705523
>Throws a life stone at the pixie and runs off

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>>5705331
>He wasn't sure, but the girl's renewed confidence seemed to be born of her competitive spirit, and he wasn't sure what could have made her so determined to make this a struggle... unless she knew he was bluffing just as hard as she had been. His lips twitch into a smile as his own vigorous ego flares to life. The atmosphere surrounding them suddenly seems so much more close and intimate, and his voice drops to a husky growl as his hands depart her behind with one last lustful squeeze.
I'm sure there are ways to jog my memory...
>His large fingers seek for the zips or fastenings of her thin, skintight clothing, and there can be no question that with his blood pounding in his ears he's just taking advantage of this situation. The hand teasing his crotch encounters his dense forest of thick hair, and a twitching motion noticably shifts the fabric her fingers are questing under. The knight's breathing comes hot and heavy, and he plants an eager, whiskered kiss against the side of her head.

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>>5705537
(Tenryuu, obviously, SMT demons as well, and I could go for anyone off my sekrit menu)

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>>5705418
"Me and Reaper escaped, mister!"
"You can't do anything to us anymore!"

>>5705438
>One hand came down to rest on his head as she watched him slide into position. She rested her head in one hand as she watched him, humming while his tongue disappeared between her folds. She closed her eyes and let out a soft breath of fresh steam.
"I'm going to enjoy this as long as I can until you switch back..."

>>5705466
"Awww! Why thank you, sir!"
>To show her appreciation, she did a small curtsy, her big golden eyes staring up at him,
"I do my best to stay as good looking as possible! I need to convince my brother for things, after all!"

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>>5705510
So how are you? What brings you to this neighborhood?

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>>5705470
(Good evening sir! I hope everything is okay with you!)

>>5705523
Cute!

>>5705287
>He grabs her loose hanging arms and pulls her upwards, laying her limp body against his, and grabs a fistful of hair, forcing her into a tired, panting, deep french kiss
>As he sucks her tongue, feeling her hot heaving breath, his hands trace down her delicate frame and squeeze every inch, tenderly holding her like Nothing Else Matters

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>>5705560
It will never happen in a million years here so unless you have a backup place...

>>5705487
Pfft, why would I throw a controller? That sounds more like something you'd do, Miss 'Don't Call Me Cute or I'll Punch You Out.'

>>5705570

What kind of things?
>Asked the male with a raised eyebrow, hands resting on his hips as he looked at the brown-skinned beauty.
I'd love being your brother~

>>5705536
Well judging by your other responses I'm not the only one interested in seeing what you can do. Looking forward to watching you in action, Yasuna/Mutio.

>>5705576
Could be better, but you always brighten things up a bit!

>>5705568
Oh shame, was hoping to finish up with one of your other Avas. Another time then?

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>>5705417
How is the hard mode?

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>>5705261

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>>5705550
Ohhh thank go-
>The Pixie gets cut off as a Scathath replaces her
Greeting, anonymous...how may i help you?
>The skip button still remaains...that shit be like the mystery box.

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>>5705590
I'm looking forward to seeing you in action too Anon. Maybe it'll be as the third undecided ava I'm having a hard time figuring out!

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>>5705542
I'm not sure if I'm up to more honestly. I'm feeling pretty tired now.
>>5705559
>>5705559
What did you say?

>>5705607
Damn who's a sexy fish?

>>5705629
Another day will be.

>>5705505
>>5705582
(Quoted the wrong post, but got the right person at least. Enjoying yourself, or is the corniness overbearing?~)

>>5705616
>Skip again, the anon clearly wants the mystery box.

>>5705629
It's no big deal, just get some sleep

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>>5705584
Oh shut up! I don't throw my controllers cause my controllers don't insult me!

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>>5705575
Me? Pretty well. I usually come around here and lurk to see what comes and goes here. Its usually dead hours by this time in HG, so I thought I'd drop by and say hi,
>>5705583
Huh? Whys- Oh, the whole Loli rule. Hm...
I might have a few...

lick my ass pls

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>>5705659
I wanna know though.

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>>5705677
I see. Well, I hope you have fun.

>>5705692
You make me miss the cute Roxiefag HG had.

>>5705626
I'm decent on my good days, nothing to write home about. You only seem to come around when it's very late but it's still nice to see your smiling face while I'm falling asleep.
Where did you get pumpkin pie? I want pumpkin pie.

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>>5705657
Very well the-
>Scathath gets cut off...wow this skip button is really fucking rude, jeez. A Lilith replaces the thighlord.
Heyooo! Do you need something? Cause I can like...do a looot of things.
>This demon seems easy...The Skip is button is still there, y'know? You could uh, always press it...infinite Mystery Boxes yo

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>>5705677
No, it's because fuck this place.

>>5705719
>Skip
>Last one

>>5705660
Sure sure, but I'm still gonna get ready to dodge any stray controllers when you break your word.
>He slinks off to get the booze once she procures the games.

>>5705570
>continuing to push his tongue in, he places his hands on her legs, letting himself push deeper
>funny enough, he was now just as hard as before he shot out the same fluid he was lapping up, if not harder
>not noticeable due to where he was, though, his eye color was starting to change at a fairly slow pace

t. Adell the Edgelord

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>>5705713
Yeah, I show up when everyone's gone. I should stop doing that some time soon. As for the pumpkin pie, I bought it from the grocery store and had it with some ice cream. Pumpkin pie ice cream to be exact.
I was feeling really pumpkin-y.

>>5705719
>Repeatedly presses the skip button.

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>>5705721
Hm? Well fair enough. I can understand that after the shitstorms I've seen here.
>>5705699
Thank you~
I feel like if I keep going here, I'm going to break.
Break into ERP I mean. I-its weird.

>>5705383
>>5705692
Like I said, though, it's cool

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>>5705682
>likku

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>>5705594 #
Oh that's not true sir! Celebrate the lovely men and women who make up this community, not a ship like me! I'm just a defender and nothing more

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>>5705707
I still don't understand HG but hopefully I'm cute too.

I SUMMON TRIXIE

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>>5705565
>Hana's brow furrows as his hand journeys away from her rear. Was he chickening out on her?
>Her ephemeral worry was proved wrong, however, as his fingers grip the zipper at the back of her neck, hidden from view by soft, brown tresses of hair.
Ne? (Yeah?)
>D.Va murrs, a giggle filling the air. She runs her tongue across the nape of his neck, then abruptly pulls away. Seemingly-innocent eyes flutter up at him, wide and doe-like. His twitch spurs her on. He wanted this. But should she give it to him already? Was the game already over?
I wonder how to do that...
>The pilot muses, hand retreating from his underwear. Instead, she pulls back and greedily palms the bulge through the thin layer of clothing. A shiver runs down her spine, straight to the arousal coiling at the pit of her stomach. All she could think about was how big it felt and how to continue their game.
>>5705357
It came out in like... 2050, Anon!

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>>5705759
Oh I saw. I just thought we were done with that

>>5705768
Please don't.

>>5705773
Ok....?

Actually, now that I think about it...
Did Mother 3 get an official English release yet?

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>>5705735
Awww, c'mon, se-
>The Lilim gets cut off...a little less rude this time, considering that she's an annoying slutbag...now she's been replaced by Asherah
Well now, isn't this something...Greeting, anon.

>>5705752
>I lied when I said there was infinite presses...there's only like, five...I just wanted to not be near that Lilim.

>>5705767
I don't know if you can be cute -and- sexy.

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>>5705757
I'm not hard to find on other platforms.
Ni ni.

>>5705768
She went to bed half an hour ago.

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>>5705757
That would be interesting.

>>5705749
They put pumpkin in everything these days but I love the pumpkin coffee and shit like that.
Where did you come from? Like how did you find ERP? You don't use much action in your posts, makes me think an HGer making a clean break with a new card, not that that's a problem, I still want to fuck your brains out.

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>>5705587
"Well.."
>She hopped up to him, her head at the same height as his crotch. She reached out and rested a hand against one of his thighs.
"A lot of things for mana, of course! And I wouldn't mind another brother!"

>>5705745
>She spotted the changes almost instantly. Her hand let go of his hair so she could reach down to grab his hard cock, and begin to quietly jerk it while he was cleaning her insides. She wondered if she could convince the other him to keep cleaning her.
"Mmmgh...keep going, Mister~"

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>>5705792
Nope!

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>>5705797
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ero_kawaii

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>>5705802
Hm? Alright. I have discord that I never use, but its a start.
Night little lewd one~
>>5705807
Hm. Considering you groped me, do you have interest~?

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>>5705736
I'm a ship of my word...
>Tenryuu starts looking through her games, looking for one that actually has splitscreen
>Eventually she just gives up and plucks out the First Little Big Planet...this'll do
Well...It's a fun game at least.

>>5705778
Oh ok

>>5705816
Should've guessed....
Alright, Sonic Adventure 3?

>>5705792
>Did Mother 3 get an official English release yet?
Fuck you, got me excited for a second until I read the convo.

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>>5705809
I just lurked for a long time and then decided to take a stab at it. I have trouble thinking of what to write most of the time so I only type what I think is absolutely necessary. I don't wanna drown people in words for no reason, you know?

>>5705765
There's plenty of people here I like! But you're included among them!
Always putting yourself down!

>>5705837
HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahah
hah...
;_;

>>5705814

A-And I wouldn't mind having a little sister like you...
>Said the man with a nervous tone in his voice. Nervous because he wasn't expecting her to be that forward... And yet he wasn't going to oppose her at all.

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>>5705833
Oppa, you and I both know that that's reaching.

>>5705820
I stand corrected.

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>>5705851
Oh that's not true. I'm nothing at all! I'm happy to say such things, but go about your business. Iowa will always be watching and ready to fight!

>>5705796
>Talk
Hi, uh, sorry if I don't ring a bell, but do you recognize me? We've almost had a fight in this brothel-like area, which I have to admit was pretty odd.

>>5705860
To Gabe got off his fat ass, but not Nintendo or SEGA?
What kinda twisted future is this?
Next you're gonna tell me Megaman 11 finally got announced.

>>5705878
Not him but you're a good ship Iowa, keep making these young lads proud to serve.

>>5705847
A little fluff is fine, sometimes it's nice to just gush out the words but you're probably right. I don't post much unless I have something to say or there's a cute player I want to scope out. You dodged my question, /trash/ isn't an advertised board by any means, how'd you end up here? Unless you'd rather not say.

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>>5705896
I saw it get mentioned on /d/ a few times.

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>>5705883
>The demon pauses for a minute...She lets out a sigh and shakes her head
I'm afraid you don't, my apologies...but I suppose It might've just slipped my mind, It's not uncommon of me.