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ERP Thread
sickly comf edition
>>5684214
>>5684214
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Hello everyone, it's Blake. Anons, feel free to make requests; I am perfectly fine playing a female character if you want.
I believe there was an anon who was interested in one of my assets a few hours ago. Still here, by chance?
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>>5689649
>opens mouth wide
>creates infinite vacuum force
>absorbs you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdAUvAXCUW8
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>>5689649
post card or get out
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Remember to stay in bed unless drinking large amounts of orange juice or eating chicken soup
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>does a happy dance
>memes your fucking eye, bitch
>you like this
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>>5689649
That so?
>>5689676
What if you take all the roids?
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>>5689676
Bullshit, just eat bacon. You'll feel too good to be sick.
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>>5689697
Then you wait for your heart to explode while climbing the stairs
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>>5689735
But I don't want to wait for my life to be over
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>>5689649
I'm interested in play with Serenity.
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>>5689781
I'm interested in ripping your arms off and eating them in front of you.
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Lurkers post cards etc.
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>>5689810
To the anon that wanted breast expansion from last thread I'll be around later. Sorry to get hopes up.
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>>5689828
How much later?
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>>5689767
Well good news, Bro. It's already is over. Oh, sorry, forgot to introduce myself. I'm Zack Ryder's credibility as a threat to any WWE or NXT title holder.
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>>5689810
those are some big cat tats
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>>5689810
I need goat based healing
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>>5689698
What if my nose is so stuffed I can't taste the bacon?
>>5689767
Well, you spend so much time being a murder slime maybe you should see how the other side liv-er...dies...
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>>5689858
Ya mean like the IC title?
>>5689896
Can we at least ride a boat together?
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>>5689828
that's me, also, I was one of the Anons from yesterday doing the same thing
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>>5689896
If your nose is too stuffed to taste bacon papa, try some chili powder, knock those sniffles right loose!
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>>5689924
DON'T SAY THE "B" WORD, YOU'LL SUMMON THEM.
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>>5689828
That's a delicious looking Asuka tum.
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>>5689924
...Yeah...
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>>5689858
Hello, Zack Ryder's credibility as a threat to any WWE or NXT title holder, I'm the chance of John Cena ever making a heel turn.
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>>5689960
Oh! Or how about that US title!?
>>5689951
Bitch?
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>>5689888
Surprised people even want her. She's one of the people I'm probably cutting bait with.
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>>5689986
NO! THE OTHER "B" WORD, BOA--
I'VE ALREADY SAID TOO MUCH. IOWA IS LOOKING FOR ME RIGHT NOW.
I MUST RETREAT INTO HIDING.
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>>5689810
What makes over half this list not completely identical?
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>>5690003
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>>5689991
Doesnt that just make it sweeter?
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>>5690003
Why are you running from her?
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>>5690025
>>5690031
RUN, CARNAGE!
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
YOUR WORTHLESS, MEANINGLESS LIFE!
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>>5690029
It's bittersweet. I like playing Soraka and planned to keep her. In fact I like playing everyone on my list, but people are telling me to cut bait because I'm not good with anyone save Symmetra.
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>>5690039
I ain't running from no one
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>>5689828
Can I erp with Tatsumaki?
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>>5690039
>>5690031
>>5690052
>It's too late. The high speed British boat heard the word and comes flying, tackling one into the other.
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>>5690051
And you have no obligations to conform to what those people want. Hate and love flow to different people moment by moment here and you do a good job with everyone I've seen you play as, just because you blow it out of the park with symmetra doesn't mean you strike out with the others
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>>5690052
>>5690073
YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED IT!
NOW WE'RE ALL.....DOOMED!
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>>5690083
>slap
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Good morning!
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>>5690099
I WANT TO INJECT YOU WITH MY SWOLE
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>>5690114
>imago
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>>5690083
I heard some filthy colonials talking trash about boats and calling them out!
>She starts to knock on the helmet, filled with determination.
You have some polite discussion you'd like to have with ≈37000 long tons, soldier?
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>>5690132
WAIT, YOU ACTUALLY WEIGH THAT MUCH? BUT YOU LOOK SO SKINNY...
WHAT ARE YOU, A CONDENSED STAR OR SOMETHING?
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>>5690076
As constructive as the anon seemed, something seemed off about it. Nobody told me the specific characters I was shit with... aside from Haydee who's not even official on my end.
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>>5690099
I DON'T KNOW YOU!
>>5690073
>>5690083
Did you two need time alone?
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>>5690159
Exactly, I think you do a great job with the ones I've seen and you just do even better with Symmetra. The long session you had as Saber with Rance was amazing especially with how that thread was. So buck up and push forward, maybe he just wanted you to only do Symmetra as a way of making him more likely to get that
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>>5690003
WHO DARES MENTION MY NAME AND THINKS THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH IT?
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>>5690158
I am a BATTLESHIP. These guns aren't just for show like yours!
>They all point at him while she keeps the marine pinned between her slender legs.
Now I have one question. Why are you so afraid of the boats?
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>>5690160
Nah, feel free to join in some Army-Navy beatings.
>>5690203
Just some punk what's got a weird problem with boats. Probably can't even swin with all that dumb armor on.
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>>5690203
GODDAMN IT.
>>5690210
THEY'RE TERRIFYING, AND THAT'S COMING FROM A DEMON SLAYER.
ALSO, MY GUNS ARE NOT FOR SHOW! THEY ARE THE REAL DEAL!
DOUBLE ALSO, YOUR WEIGHT IS CRUSHING MY PELVIS.
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>>5690203
Aybssal Iowa is flawless
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>>5690186
I'm glad someone remembered that one. In this case, I'm keeping everyone I got for now, though I am wary about who I seem to miss the mark with if I actually do.
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>>5690233
So does water defeat the Doomguy?
>>5690239
Muwahaha~!
>>5690240
Hey, hey! That was just a rebellious phase...
(And there's not a single other bit of art. Kill me!)
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>>5690246
I came for goatbutt and instead I saved a goatbut; today is a good day
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>>5690253
Well, your only flaw now is not enough corruption. That means near flawless!
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>>5690253
INCORRECT! WATER DOES NOT BEAT THE DOOM MARINE!
NOTHING DOES, I AM UNSTOPPABLE!
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>>5690239
>She stands up, brushing off her skirt but keeping him pinned down between her feet.
What's so scary about us boats? Is it the cannons? You know they're removable right?
>>5690253
>>5690276
I'd assume so, poor bugger can't even swim. We should give him buoyancy lessons. Or just drop him in the water and see how well it goes!
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>>5690246
I wouldn't really think too hard about it if you aren't given actual examples of what you're doing wrong.
A lot of people around here like to think that criticism is just saying someone is shit and not why they're shit in a clear and concise way.
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>>5690289
THE WHOLE CONCEPT IRKS ME! YOU'RE BOATS, RIGHT?
WHY ARE YOU HUMANS? WHY DO YOU HAVE TITS?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND, AND I'M SCARED OF THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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>>5690233
Pass, this seems more like ya'lls thing then mine
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>>5689846
Don't hold your breath.
>>5689946
Soonish.
>>5690066
Soonish. Not sure how long I'll take
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>>5690275
But sir, the Abyssals do horrible, awful things to girls...you don't mean that.
>>5690289
He might just be talking a big game! I mean Hell doesn't have any water in it so how would he know?
>>5690326
Engineering!
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>>5690253
I thought this was more your rebellious phase.
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>>5690352
You are the greatest boat in the fleet, the all black, extra pale look makes you the greatest abyssal in their fleet as well. Any army is better with you in it Ma'am!
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>>5690326
IF WE WEREN'T AND DIDN'T HOW WOULD WE MAKE THE ADMIRAL HAPPY? BESIDES, YOU STORE HUNDREDS OF WEAPONS AND ROUNDS, HOW DO /YOU/ WORK, SUPPOSED "HUMAN"?
>>5690352
Iunno Iowa, maybe he's just too afraid to try? Too much time in hell makes normal water feel weird to him?
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>>5690352
SO...THEY'RE REAL?
....Can I touch them?
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>>5690423
IT IS *SO* RUDE TO ASK A MAN WHERE HE KEEPS HIS BULLETS!
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>>5690450
IT SO RUDE TO ASK A GIRL WHY SHE HAS TITS! SO WHERE ARE THEY?!
>She gasps
Oh my, all that time with demons....you don't store them in your exhaust port, d-do you?
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>>5690431
Is it time to harvest body parts?
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>>5690488
NO! OF COURSE NOT, DON'T BE DISGUSTING!
...MY BULLET SUPPLY HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH PORTALS. I DON'T KNOW. I JUST SHOOT AND DON'T ASK QUESTIONS.
>>5690489
................NO.
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>>5690488
I hid your grate grandfather's pocket watch in my ass for seven years
>>5690532
Just saying...we could make a hooker
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>>5690488
Wanna erp?
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>>5690544
DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT ANATOMY, DR. FRANKENSTEIN?
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>>5690544
and you didn't die of dysentery?
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>>5690532
Wait, so you don't understand your own bullet delivery?
HOW ARE YOU NOT AFRAID OF YOUR OWN BULLETS?!
WHY WOULD YOU JUST NOT ASK QUESTIONS EVER!
>>5690544
Well, I suppose when he finally gets it back, he's going to have a shitty time desu
>>5690555
(Sure! I wouldn't be here if I didn't want to!)
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>>5690380
We don't talk about that! I proudly serve the stars and stripes, not those degenerate loons!
>>5690392
Aww now you're just flattering me...I do admit the paleness has a unique beauty to it. If only they weren't all so bloodthirsty...
>>5690423
Hehe, seems so confident normally though! Why not just try it?
>>5690431
...I've seen you touch things before. They don't tend to survive. Are you so sure you won't blow me up?
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>>5690571
Do I look like I can be killed by sickness?
>>5690569
Hell no! That's what makes it fun!
>>5690573
....You're alright boat girl
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>>5690573
Lets go then cutie~
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>>5690589
Iowaaa!
>The man rushed to her, then flashed a familiar smile.
// Hey hey!
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>>5690589
You could pale if you wanted, though the suntan fits you so well. It would only be better with tan lines so you can have both~
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>>5690589
>Nyas groggily
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>>5690595
...Yes. Yes you do look like you can be killed by sickness.
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>>5690589
You sure? Because green wasn't a color on Old Glory last time I checked.
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>>5690573
I DON'T KNOW!
I DON'T KNOW!
>>5690589
You'll be fine, probably.
>He greedily reaches his armored palms outwards, grabbing a handful of the ship's chest.
OH HOHOHO!
>>5690595
IT DOESN'T MAKE IT "FUN", RED, IT JUST MAKES YOU AN IRRESPONSIBLE SURGEON.
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A little shanty ought to brighten our sails. Should it be bout this Owain fella or just the place in general?
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>>5690589
You know what they say, the men that use the biggest tools and boasting are the ones hiding the least under the armor~
>>5690595
And you're pretty chillin', villain!
>>5690605
>She looks back at him, shocked. Her face very quickly turns red and she starts to shuffle.
Eh? But admiral! Think of the time and place! What an animal! If you don't even set the mood right, the answer's going to be a "No!".
>>5690634
WHY?! EMBRACE IT. FOOLS' PARADISE!
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>Wake up
>He's gone
Just once I'd like to wake up without crying
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>>5690644
Hey, ho, away we go,
Wherever the wind on the sea does blow.
In ERP,
We'll find booty,
And stuff it like there's no to-morr-ow!
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>>5690606
Good morning!
>Iowa turns towards the familiar voice and waves at the man.
>>5690616
I think I prefer the tan more than powdery white!
>>5690625
Oh, hello there! What's a lost kitten doing on the base?
>>5690631
Yep yep! That's slander you know! Please don't mention it though, I'd rather not bring up those days.
>>5690634
>She stands proudly, refusing to bow in the face of such adversity. His massive gauntlet surprisingly doesn't crush the squishiness below.
Ah...well that didn't hurt. At least as much as I'd expect.
>>5690674
W-Well you know that would work the same for us Bongo. We have some pretty big weaponry.
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>>5690691
>hugs
Man o' your dreams gone missin eh lass?
>>5690708
Ayy!
>she toasts to that, drinking her pint of rum
That be pretty good for a lil one!
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>>5690674
Come on~
I've even set up dinner~
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>>5690720
I think I prefer a mix of both, it makes it seem like you never really get your clothes off, making the things un tanned seem sacred.
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>>5690720
Fine, captain. Fine. But ONLY because you posted my favorite pic of yours.
...
But seriously, though. How fucking dank was that joint?
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>>5690720
>kissu
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>>5690674
...H-HEY! I DO NOT HAVE A SMALL COCK, IT'S A BFG; BIG FUCKING GENITAL!
>>5690720
Why? You want me to MAKE it hurt? If you're into that kind of thing, I don't judge.
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>>5690739
Baron can you please stay in discord or HG.You are really bad at this I mean like 12 year old level bad.
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>>5690764
Can I erp with Funko? Her stock is nice
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Gross, boats.
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>>5690739
Thank ye kindly, lass. Glad me little limerick could bring you cheer.
>His gruff pirate voice gives way to a short fit of coughing, and his eyes water.
... I don't think I can keep that up very long though, whoof.
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>>5690783
>Rolls for my feelings of admiration to reach you
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>>5690739
Yes, yes. But less missing and more just gone. He proposed and since I haven't heard from him.
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>>5690783
>Places foot firmly against your back and pulls on your braid with all of his strength.
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>>5690795
>Rolls to do something other than blogging.
>>5690806
>Fucking dies.
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>>5690770
Holy shit. This.
It's embarrassing and cringy. Stop.
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>>5690770
>>5690739
He's not wrong.
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>>5690783
DO YOU WANT ME TO START YOU A BATH OF DEMON BLOOD?
THAT MIGHT CHEER YOU UP, ALWAYS HELPS ME WHEN I'M FEELING DOWN.
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>>5690817
Huh, you want to do something other then blog and shitpost today?
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>>5690751
While I think it's nice, spending all my time out there on the waves patrolling eventually makes my skin brown ever so slightly. It looks nice with my uniform, but stops me from getting the pale look. Not that I'm complaining!
>>5690758
Phew...that was close.
>She snickers at his question. With her finger over her mouth, Iowa makes a 'shushing noise'.
Well...let's just say that I knew a guy who knew a guy who could get you reeeeeally messed up for a price. I don't think I could walk for a day...
>>5690764
>Huggu
Gun!
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>>5690720
>Grabs her titty playfully
I ain't no cat, my dude!
>She stands on her tippy toes and presses her almost flat chest against the boat's heavy artillery
Hm... so is this how it feels?
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>>5690720
>Kongou is completely undeterred, by the comment, slapping the bigger boat on the lower back.
Well if that's the case, it must go DOUBLE for you, eh American?
>She tries to stifle her own laughter.
>>5690749
Eh? But admiral, I don't even see any plates! Or serving dishes! You don't even have a tray!
>She starts to huff, crossing her arms and backing away.
You're not even trying. You probably aren't even an admiral! Just some lech that stole his clothing!
>>5690767
Yeah yeah! That's what you get for yelling all the time and hiding it beneath plating, no one is going to believe you~!
>>5690783
AH. ABYSSAL OFF THE STARBOARD SIDE!
>All turrets rotate
Engaging. FIRE!
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>>5690842
Not being able to walk for a day, huh? How is that any different than how most of your days here end?
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>>5690770
>12 year old level bad
Now that's just offensive to twelve year olds.
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>>5690860
You're 13 year old now.
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>>5690778
DON'T BRING UP MY STOCK YOU PIECE OF SH-
O-oh really, you think so?
>>5690842
Boat!
How are you?
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>>5690849
The galley is over here see?
>a table is fancily set up with plates. candelabra, and fancy food from all over the world
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>>5690849
I WILL TAKE IT OUT AND FUCKING SMACK YOU ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
DON'T TEST ME.
>>5690860
oh haiyo mark
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>>5690879
One of the cutest pouts I've ever seen.
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>>5690873
Since when?
>>5690882
Ohio.
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Dubs and I see what a knife tastes like.
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>>5690879
You should take care of your skin more, Funko
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>>5690828
Just end my life, desu.
>>5690831
Nah, just wanted to roll.
>>5690849
>Coughs up oil as she is hit.
Sausage, botescum.
>Fucking dies again.
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Hello, my friends!
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>>5690902
It tastes like a fork.
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>>5690720
How are you today, love?
>He hugged her from behind, yawning softly.
Ah, still kinda waking up, eheh..
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>>5690927
YOU DUMBASS!
I mean the sharp bit that they tell you not to lick!
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Hey senpaitachi, can I get an invite to the discord? Not that shitty "comfy" one either.
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>>5690897
please understand my memes
>>5690916
>killsu withu gunnu
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>>5690844
Hey, watch it!
>The massive boat curiously pokes at the curious girl shoving her much smaller chest against her. Each breast she pokes could be the size of her head.
Can I help you?
>>5690849
>Iowa feigns a laughter, but when Kongou isn't looking she rolls her eyes into the back of her head. The ship reaches out to ruffle her friend's hair, messing up the little tuft standing up.
Well our weapons aren't that far off of each other, but with how small your body is you're the one compensating!
>>5690859
Hey now, not every day! You make me seem like a weak little girl!
>She flexes her bicep showing off the impressive amount of muscle that came with being a battleship.
See?
>>5690879
Can't complain!
(Ahaha~ Sorry I've been gone so often...did you wanna keep going?)
>>5690932
Oh, I see! You need to get up bright and early you know! Train that body, you never know when an attack can happen!
>She flips around under his arm and reciprocates the hug, twice as powerful.
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>>5690956
You already have the link.
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>>5690948
(Please ignore them, I enjoy your company.)
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>>5690964
Thank.
>Dies a third time.
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>>5690891
No u
>>5690912
I know how to take care of my skin!
Americans just like to grope people.
>>5690965
Well that's good.
(That's alright I've actually been ra rely coming here myself! As I recall Lebe had already came so it looks like a good place to end. Unless you had a little more planned?
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>>5690881
>She sits down in front of a bowl of scouse and begins to chow down.
Thanks admiral, you know that it's always important to snack and keep your energy up!
>>5690882
Do it, show me that 9mm that you keep trying to pass off as a real weapon.
>The 41cm twin mount aims straight at his face.
>>5690916
What do we say to the abyssals, ladies and gentlemen?
>She fires another set of rounds, just to be sure. The cacophony and smell of gunpowder seep through the air.
Not. Today.
>>5690965
H-hmph! You're not one to talk, either! Always showing off these things!
>She reaches out and grabs two large handfuls of chest meat, giving them a hearty squeeze.
I thought I had taught you better! At least have some class and dignity to cover yourself up!
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>>5690956
>comfy discord
>shit
Boi.
>>5690964
No.
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>>5690971
Seriously, can I get an invite?
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>>5690965
Come, now. Everyone knows that arms aren't the things getting the brunt of the strain around here.
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>>5690992
UNPUFF
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>>5690965
How did you get these!?
>She pulls one of the boobs with both hands, trying to see if it comes off
Hnng.
>It doesn't do much
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>You guys are still trying the discord shit.
I'll let you in on a secret.
Most of you are terrible people and shouldn't have any manner of way to independantly contact each other because it's just gonna go bad.
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>>5690942
That tastes the same, although you might bleed and that would make it taste a little bit different. Slashing your tongue would make it harder to taste anything in general though cause that's where your taste buds are.
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>>5690998
>as you eat I rub massage your back.
You like it? I made it myself.
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>>5691013
Agreed, maybe.
t. Terrible person
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>>5690990
np bb
>tries to smoochas, but just smashes helmet into your face
>>5690998
I-I mean...Right now? In public..? All of these people are here, though...
>>5691000
Die
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>>5691013
Sadly, this is kinda true.
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>>5691024
I wonder how taste buds taste.
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>>5691011
Play me a song about how I'm popular
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>>5691049
Stick your tongue out
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Stop being a bunch of pussy ass fucking cucks and give me an invite, holy shit.
You guys need to calm down with the protecting your hugbox shit.
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>>5690626
Can I at least get down with the sickness?
>>5690634
I got a Weird Al song, does that count?
>>5690674
HAHA!...I don't know any of these people outside of Doomguy
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>>5690925
>says hello
We aren't friends but, you know still hello
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>>5691049
I'll let you taste mine~
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>>5691069
Why do you want to get in there so bad? It's pretty terrible
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>>5691069
There isnt a discord for threads anymore you mongoloid
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>>5691057
BWAWAWAWAWAAWAAA
>shreds a gnarly riff
YOU ARE REALLLY POPULAARRR
>>5691070
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, SO I'M GONNA GO WITH "YES".
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>>5691010
Only because I ran out of air and not because you told me to.
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>>5691057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNc45FTenhg
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>>5691097
Can I shoot you, madame Fucko?
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>>5690992
So what have you been up to, gun? Army using you appropriately? Or did you come to perhaps join the Navy?
(Ah~ I thought you might have wanted to go all the way! I did, but that's alright, we can end there so long as you liked it!)
>>5690998
"Class" and "dignity" are just excuses for those who don't have the tools to flaunt it! No need to be so jealous Bongo! You know I still love you know matter how small you might be!
>Referring to both the pounds of breast and her physical height, Iowa keeps patting her forehead as she manipulates the flesh underneath.
For as much as you bad mouth them, you certainly seem obsessed with touching them...
>>5690767
I'd rather not! I have enough pain coming from abyssals, I don't need a chest ache either...
>>5691007
You think my legs are any weaker? It would take a monster to make me wobble! But I certainly can't say I don't like the challenge.
>>5691011
How? Through strength and determination! Also eating healthy. You're still young though, you have room to grow!
>The innocent playing stings, but it doesn't cause enough for her to shove the little girl away. Iowa pokes back at her underdeveloped chest, giggling at her interest in such a thing.
But big isn't always better. They can get in the way a lot you know.
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>>5691093
HA! Time to make a hooker!
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>>5691114
OH HOHOHO, I COULD GIVE YOU SOME PAIN IN OTHER PLACES, IF YOU'RE PICKIN' UP WHAT I'M LAYING DOWN.
>>5691125
YOU KNOW WHAT?
GO NUTS. I'M NOT GONNA STOP YOU THIS TIME. GO, MAKE YOUR WEIRD, DEFORMED BOAT-HOOKER.
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>>5691070
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at02Fvdhk2I
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>>5691074
Ha! We can easily be friends, fraulein!
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>>5691112
I'll allow it .
You do know how to fire a rifle, right?
>>5691114
Well I'm still in school, so I haven't seen any combat lately. The navy does sound nice, but I think the Belgian land forces is where I truly belong.
(A-all the way, sure we can do that! Just give me like 30 minutes cuz ima go eat.)
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>>5691171
It's not going to be a boat hooker!
>>5691182
Well this turned out better then I'd had hope for
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>>5691207
FML
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>>5691025
Admir..al...this tastes a little...funny...
>She conks out on the table, her eyes falling shut completely. She's passed out in the chair, drooling on the table in front of him.
>>5691037
Do it. Do it or I show you that demons are the least of your worries.
>She moves back, aiming the cannons directly at his junk.
>>5691070
Ha! Strangers are just friends you haven't met yet!
>>5691114
That's not true in the slightest! I-it's just that they're so soft...Like two giant pillows attached to a...a....bloody hell...
>She doesn't finish, instead placing her head between the mammoth breasts and looking up with a reddened face. She wraps her arms around the bigger boat's waist and pulls her close.
Sh-shut up. You're just too big for your own good. Everywhere... H-hmph! At least you're still a good comrade...
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>>5691114
>>5690998
>Meanwhile, slowly getting addicted to his new secretary's tea, the newest Admiral, some guy who managed to cheat, lie and steal his way into the base, silently walked by as he sipped some Earl Grey while looking at two of the ships engaging in conversation.
.....
>Sip.
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>>5691207
Yes, but I'm more experienced with smgs and pistols
Now come here, cutie~
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>>5691196
Sure! Why not. You don't seem overly rapey.
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Holy fuck, I just want an invite to the actual ERP discord.
Can I get that? Please?
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>>5690973
Nah. Theres so much shitposting its hard to tell if people hate me that much or if its just shitposting banter. The only reason I havent left the other place fully was because they admitted it was just jokes.
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>>5691057
I don't have my guitar with me.
>>5691114
Y-yeah! What are they even for? Dumb boobs!
>She slaps the titty
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>>5691231
>I drag her into a cabin and tie her onto the cot.
Finally some sex with a boat...
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>>5691253
There is no official erp discord affiliated with the threads. Who lied to you?
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There's a version of me that's not broken! Good!
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>>5691253
Kyoukos server is not for erp, it's for attention whoring, whining about depression, and getting mad at people better than you.
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>>5691231
What if they have a van and want ya to get in it?
>>
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>>5691171
Why me though?? Why not go fight the demons of Hell? You could easily wipe out the abyssals in one good swing, John Doomguy!
>>5691207
Aww, but I'm not in the Belgian army! I wanted you as a personal pillow...
(Ahaha, I should probably get some stuff done myself. Popped in just for a little!)
>>5691231
You have an addiction problem! That's okay dear, I have my weakness for cute accents!
>It certainly wasn't the first time that Kongou had found her relief within the confines of her enormous pillows. Being perfect height, she slipped in easily, assisted by Iowa's cradling hand. Iowa reaches down to plant a kiss upon her forehead through the hanging and messy bangs.
I guess I am just a large bother, ain't I? Just look at all the other ships! So tiny and full of energy! But you'll always be there for me, won't you dear? Hehe~
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>thread is almost entirely generic anime sluts
MEDIOCRE.
>>5691305
Kyouko, stop trying to pretend that your server is desired by anyone
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>>5691294
Hey its me.
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>>5691114
I'm definitely interested in signing up for the Navy. I love being on boats. Do you know how I can enlist?
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>>5691321
Jesus fucking christ, I just want an invite.
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>>5691321
Male avas our savior?
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>>5691297
So, in other words, exactly like these threads. Because thats what two-thirds of posts here consist off
>>
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>>5691241
That is your criteria? You worry me, girl.
>Tousles hair paternally
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>>5691329
Hello not broken Tomoko, hmm good luck, I am not you so if someone accuses you of being the mememan aka Kurisu or being me ignore him. I am sorry for ruining this character just for fun purposes
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>>5691352
The difference is that the mods on Discord get mad if you make fun of the attention whores and drama queens, unless you're one of their favorites.
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>>5691333
We're trying to spare you from the horror and regret you'll feel in there. Not being able to pick up on what someone is actually saying is a sign of autism, you know.
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>>5691305
Fuck off.
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>>5691254
It's obvious shitposting. If you enjoy what you're doing and able to find partners, that's all that should matter. Everything else is gravy. I'd hate for Asuka to lose her yuri mistress because of shitposters.
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>>5691219
OH, YEAH, LIKE WHATEVER YOU'RE THINKING UP IS SOOO MUCH BETTER.
>>5691231
OKAY, JESUS! CALM DOWN--AND DON'T POINT THOSE THINGS AT ME.
>Locking eyes with the battleship, he gingerly began to remove the lower segments of his armor, soon standing in front of her wearing only the metal shell covering his torso, and a pair of briefs covering his ugly bits.
Y-YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
>>5691313
MY NAME AIN'T JOHN, AND I WAS TALKING ABOUT, LIKE...POUNDIN' YA RAW.
GET WHAT I MEAN?
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>>5690965
Yeah! I actually exercised a bit earlier so I might be a bit sweaty still..I need to shower and-
>His rambling was interrupted by her twice as strong hug, catching him off guard even though he should be used to them by now.
Eheh..Missed ya~
// Sorry for the late replies! Was in the middle of something...
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>>5691321
Well hey, if you want to be Lois Griffin or some shit, go for it, then go for it mang, the world's your oyster.
>>
Fuck you guys then.
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>>5691238
Eh?! Temp admiral Rance spotted!
>Kongou charges full speed at the man, knocking him over, but saving the tea. She doesn't so much as blink as she lands on top of him, crossing her legs and taking a sip directly from his cup.
>>5691271
>She doesn't even move, snoring and stay almost completely knocked out the entire time.
>>5691301
Does it have candy or ice cream? This is very important in the decision making process.
>>5691313
Of course! Kongou's burning love will be there to transfer to you as fast as possible, and warm up your oversized hull!
>She snuggles herself in, the warmth of her body radiating like a small furnace against the large boat. Kongou starts rubbing her back happily, smiling and looking up to her.
Besides, you're the one what's got an accent. This is just what it sounds like when someone speaks the language properly!
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>>5691239
>FNC snuggles up to the anon, gently moving her arms under his.
Ok so first things first. Assume the proper stance.
>>5691313
Personal pillow?
I'm flattered but I dont think I'd be that comfortable to sleep on.
(Then take care of buisness silly boat!)
(Foods done. Brb)
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>>5691448
delete this spooky gif now
>>
All I want to do is join the fucking old discord and have some fun ERPing every now and then, but I'm not allowed to do that because of retarded hugboxers are afraid of getting their feelings hurt. Do I have to pick up a female or male character and start posting with them so I can get an invite or are you pussies too scared to even invite me then?
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>>5691472
>I assume the same stance sensei did at the festival that got you all hot and bother
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>>5691497
HUGBOX? OH, PLEASE. THAT'S OLD NEWS.
WELCOME TO THE THUGBOX, PAL. EVERYONE HERE TRASHTALKS EACH OTHER AND IT'S WONDERFUL.
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>>5691497
You are the exact reason that it doesnt recruit from here anymore
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>>5691448
Why is this image legitimately unsettling?
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>>5691516
(Doomguy's dick is average at best.)
>>
>Show up
>Iowa is just about to leave
I-I just want to fuck boat sluts.
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>>5691497
> fun ERPing
What's wrong with here?
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>>5691441
Well it will be uh....
>>5691448
Kinda like that!...okay A LOT like that!
>>5691452
Candy but I can't tell if it's chocolates or gummies
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>>5691452
W-Woah!
>Tackled by the sheer power of burning love, the so-called Admiral was unable to resist Kongou and lands on his back, wincing and then giving the shill but beautiful ship a flat look.
I-I was trying to enjoy my tea, you dummy!
....
>Despite his apparent displeasure, he reached for Kongou's head, caressing her brown locks with his fingers.
Hmph!
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>>5691406
Thing is.
Ivebeen around in these sort of communities long enough to think it isnt shitposting at all.
Something caused them to be pissed off at me in the first place, and regardless of it potentially being shitposters or not, that passive-agressive hatred will always be there.
Even if they value the opinion of a bloody 12 year old, if they are too busy shitposting me to erp, Im failing at my job to entertain the threads.
That or im stupid and shouldent care this hard about pleasing anons in a taiwanese checkers imageboard.
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>>5691497
It seems you can't create invites anymore. You only have to hope that a link to it get posted here. Even if I want to invite you I can't. Sorry pal.
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>>5691452
>I undress her and start caressing her body and I start to suckle on her teat.
Wake up little boatie
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>>5691476
MAKE ME
MAKE ME
MAKE ME MOTHERFUCKER
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>>5691525
DOUBLE'S TENTACLES ARE STUPID
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>>5691543
>That or im stupid and shouldent care this hard about pleasing anons in a taiwanese checkers imageboard.
This is correct. I don't hate you or have any legitimate reason to do so. It's just a bit of B A N T Z
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>>5691543
The only business these anons have here is just to hate and nothing else. Actually I enjoy your presence here. But is up to you, just don't feel discouraged with a couple of anons hating on you. There always be someone who hate post you, even if you are a good player here.
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>>5691571
Fuck off and stop ruining a good character with ERP, you fat fucking child.
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>>5691535
JESUS CHRIST
HOW HORRIFYING
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>>5691543
The latter is more common sense. You're not stupid, but why in the fuck do you need to care if they give you that treatment. Please the ones who appreciate what you give them. As far as grammar and structure, that can be improved through practice easily. Stick around, friend.I don't want to have Asuka go back to black dicks again.
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>>5691565
(I heard Doomguy likes to rip and tear the assholes of young, nubile imps with his sawn-off man shotgun.)
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>>5691525
(And what sort of dicks does Double like anyway)
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>>5691587
Adachi detected. Go choke on a cabbage.
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wheres marseille
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>>5691614
I HEARD THAT DOUBLE STILL HASN'T BEEN MOWED DOWN THE MIDDLE.
LET'S FIX THAT FALSE RUMOR.
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>>5691614
It isn't double barrel for nothing
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>>5691452
(Hehe, let's pick it up when I'm back, okay?)
>>5691472
Not a pillow to lay on, one to wrap my legs around!
(I'll be back later on I hope. Look out for me then!)
>>5691529
(Aww...I'm sorry Anon, I promise that you'll get that chance!)
>>5691238
(Stupid Rance)
>>5691441
Hm? But why? Don't you only focus on fighting?
>>5691445
(Aww, that's okay dear. I'm actually gonna go do some chores I have to finish. Hopefully to be here soon!)
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Totally original card post-Is now a bad time?
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>Peeks lovingly
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>>5691651
PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT MY MANHOOD IN YOUR RUSSIAN ACCENT, IT'S MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE.
>>5691654
NICE COMIC SANS
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>>5691441
Just do it! I thought you weren't afraid of these sorts of things, soldier! Besides, what's a little stress relief between armed forces?
>She winks, the gun platform tilting and the cannons raising away from him. She drops closer to his undergarments and starts to tug at them
Just think of it as a joint forces match between army and navy!
>>5691535
...Hmmm...
>Hops in the van.
Onwards. We ride!
>>5691541
>She takes a few more sips of his tea, seated atop him. Leaning down, she plants a quick peck on his forehead and politely boops his nose before removing herself from his body.
That's alright Admiral, what's the afternoon without tea and a side of burning love? Ehe~!
>She reaches out a hand, stretching it down to his and taking hold. Quickly, she snaps him back to his feet, placing his cup back in his hands and walking around him, brushing off all the dust from his uniform.
>>5691554
>She snaps to it, tied down, gagged and naked as a small girl assaults her chest. The muffled squeal and the shaking of the bonds pierce the room as she struggles to get herself free
>>5691652
(Aye aye!)
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>>5691608
The best!
>>5691654
Nah, go nuts
>>5691655
I DON'T KNOW YOU!
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>>5691654
Oh look. Its the cunt who makes excuses on why she can't play with me
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>>5691623
(She can make any size work.)
>>5691646
(Strap that bad boy to your crotch and maybe you'll be able to satisfy her, Doomboy~)
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>>5691654
Now is a great time!
>An anon clutches a picnic basket. It's actually kind of ridiculous how traditional it looks. It even has a blanket with a red and white checker pattern peeking out from on top of the things inside.
I-Is Mahiru free?
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>>5691681
>makes his accent more pronounced
Why? Don't like me talking about your 12 gauge in my accent?
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>>5691686
>This is your van
>This is your fate
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>>5691698
(Good to know, but still apprehensive about how sneaky she'd be with shapeshifting. I'm sure french kissing where it suddenly turns into a cock in your mouth is hilarious though.)
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>>5691613
the best thing for you is to go away, leave all this behind
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>>5691691
Wew
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>>5691686
Okay, sheesh....Just...don't bring it up ever again, OK?
>The marine inhaled deeply and closed his eyes. Not that you could see it with his helmet on, anyways. He guided the boat's hands under the waistband of his undergarment, letting her tug them off, letting his member become exposed to the cold air.
U-UGH..
>>5691690
YOWZA!!
>>5691698
OK, THAT'S JUST...FUCKED UP.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO PUNISH YOU FOR THAT ONE.
>spanks with running chainsaw
>>5691707
PLEASE STOP
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>>5691714
Done deal.
I call being Scooby.
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Rate the following:
-Asuka
-New LD
-/aco/-tan
-Double
-Fish Creature
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>>5691652
(I-I'm bit stupid, mom says I'm smart!)
(I'M SMART, MICHAEL AND I WANT RESPECT!)
>>5691686
I don't remember burning love being this painful! Again, love hurts... Which isn't my strongest point.
>Rance stood up, dusting his uniform off and giving Kongou a look, frowning before returning the peck... But this time aimed at her lips before taking another sip of his tea.
This is why I like you and I'm cautious about you. Silly Kongou! Hmph!
>Tsundere Rance? Tsundere Rance!
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>>5691730
(That's really up to you. I went full /d/-tier on Iowa's boat boys yesterday, but I can ease off the throttle if that's not your taste.)
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>>5691766
> Avatar worship
(You)
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>>5691757
Alright. Leave you to whatever this is.
>before leave does his most exaggerated Russian accent
If I see you back in games I would love to hold your BFG
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>>5691757
And we have our Velma
>>5691765
Now we just need our Fred
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>>5691789
>R8 B8
>Avatar worship
Pick one
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>>5691766
-Asuka - ???
-New LD - ???
-/aco/-tan - Sexy, Very Fuckable
-Double - Sexy and a little scary, Very Fuckable
-Fish Creature - ???
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>>5691766
I'll rate you instead. You seem boring and unoriginal, with nothing interesting to discuss besides people. I'd guess you're also very insecure and looking to see people say negative things about your list so you can feel better about your own thread presence.
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>>5691766
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.
>>
The Billboard Hot 100 is a chart that ranks the best-performing singles of the United States. Published by Billboard magazine, the data are compiled by Nielsen SoundScan based collectively on each single's weekly physical sales and airplay. In 2002, there were seven singles that topped the chart, the lowest number of singles to top the chart in a single year ever (if the two songs which peaked in 2001 are included, 2002 would have the second lowest number of chart-topping singles in a year, behind 2005). Although nine singles reached number one in fifty-two issues of the magazine in the calendar year, two songs began their peak position in 2001 and are thus excluded.[citation needed]
In 2002, five acts earned their first U.S. number one single, either as a lead artist or featured guest. Singer Ashanti was the first act to achieve the feat with rapper Ja Rule's "Always on Time". She later scored her first number-one single as a lead artist with "Foolish".[1] Singer Kelly Rowland, then-member of the girl group Destiny's Child, earned her first number-one solo single with "Dilemma", a song by rapper Nelly, who received his first number-one with "Hot in Herre" during this year. The ascent of "Lose Yourself" to number one gave rapper Eminem his first chart-topping single since he began releasing albums in 1999. Kelly Clarkson gained her first number-one single with "A Moment Like This".[2] Clarkson and Ashanti were the only acts to have topped the chart this year with a debut single.[1][2] In 2002, Ja Rule, Ashanti, and Nelly had two number-one singles in the Billboard Hot 100.[3]
Most of the number-one singles in 2002 were extended chart-toppers. "Lose Yourself" is the longest-running single, topping the Billboard Hot 100 for 12 consecutive weeks, eight of which were in this calendar year. "Foolish" and "Dilemma" both stayed at number one for 10 weeks, the latter of which was non-consecutive. "Ain't It Funny" by Jennifer Lopez peaked at number one for seven weeks.
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>>5691769
The Godfather Part 2 was so good.
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>>5691802
>implying it's
not owain trying to pick out another victim
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>>5691757
>yowza!
Holy shit I say that all the time.
My brother...
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>>5691831
kys
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>>5691766
- ASUKA: NOT DOOMGUY, 0/10
- NEW LD: NOT DOOMGUY, 0/10
- /aco/-TAN: NOT DOOMGUY, 0/10
- DOUBLE: FUCKING DEMON SCUM, -20/10
- FISH CREATURE: WHO?
>>5691792
YOU CAN HOLD IT BY ME PUTTING IT IN YOUR FACE AND PULLING THE TRIGGER.
>>5691794
AM I VELMA BECAUSE I'M SMART, PRETTY, OR BOTH~?
>>5691831
Y O W Z E R S ! ! !
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>>5691794
Did somebody call for a strong leader?
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>>5691850
Trump's taste in haircuts lines up with Fred's. Welcome aboard.
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>>5691681
(I'll have you know it's...NOT comic sans... it's Newspaper sans.)
>>5691703
Well yeah...What's up with the picni-ohhh! You're that anon that wanted to take me out on a date, right?
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>>5691850
Please build your wall inside my butt daddy Trump
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>>5691850
You'd better lead us when the DNC rigs the election.
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>>5691686
Now, I want you ti dominate me!
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>>5691844
Wow, my Adachi detector is going off like crazy right now.
What could be the reason?
>>5691847
Crikey!
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>>5691794
Hey gang, let's split up and go to the malt shop..
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>>5691766
I'll bite. Only because I'm hungry for hot dogs.
>Asuka
-10/10 fuck that faggot
>New LD
Haven't interacted with that ava.
>/aco/-tan
Haven't interacted with that ava.
>Double
Very chill person.
>Fish Creature
Seems cool.
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>>5691873
One of them, yeah. I think I might have been the first to ask, but I didn't have time, but i'm free now. Are you free?
>He rambles a little, scratching the back of his head nervously.
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DAILY REMINDER THIS IS CARNAGE'S WRITING LEVEL
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>>5691880
>implying they'll need to rig it to get Hillary in office
>implying we're not witnessing the end of the GOP
>implying Trump's temper tantrum after losing won't be epic
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>>5691873
SAME DIFFERENCE, NERD.
>>5691909
HOLY MOLY!!
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>>5691929
Hi Owain
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>>5691873
You still look beautiful in that sunset, Mahiru.
I'm sorry I left so abruptly, I could feel the spaghetti spilling out of my pockets and I didn't want to embarrass myself in front of you.
Can you please forgive me?
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>>5691873
>He comes up panting, a picnic basket in one hand and the other offered to her. He was trying to catch his breath, he had to run for so long since the bus coming out to where he promised to meet her ran into trouble and the nearest place he could get dropped off was a long way away. Still he refused to be late and had clearly put his all into just being here on time for her, and from the fullness of their basket it seems he didn’t skimp out on the meal either
O-other Anon I’m the
>He is still trying so hard to catch his breath. He tilts his head to face her, light blond hair falling out of the way of his pale green eyes, and pale could be used to describe his completion as well. Clearly he wasn’t one who got out that much yet he still wanted to do a nature walk and star gazing with her
Evening dinner and stars one. Sorry I’m a little late
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>>5691757
Eh? Is the Marine's little soldier not up to snuff? Why would I...oh.
>She stares at it, grinning, and starts to pull her miko outfit down from her shoulders. She gives him a quick glance, moving forward and flashing him a peek down her mostly removed shirt. She licks her lips in anticipation as she moves closer to it.
Oh this might be fun...
>>5691769
She grabs onto his arm, snuggling against his body and holding him tightly. Her chest, and the fabric covering it, molding around his arm as she giggles and rubs her face into his shoulder.
Ehehehe~
Don't worry admiral, Kongou will protect you from everything. Except Kongou. For this heart of mine glows with an awesome power, it's burning love tells me to defeat you!
>She hops, clinging to him in a koala hug and wrapping all her limbs around his body as he stands.
>>5691794
Does that make you Shaggy of Daphne?
>>5691900
(I...what?)
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>>5691690
What am I looking at?
>>5691850
H-hi
>Blushes
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>>5691929
>Shitposting someone who's done nothing wrong
Owain, why?
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>>5691929
I'm surprised he's still around, to be honest. I don't know why anyone would bother interacting with someone who'll give a 15 word, poorly-structured response.
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>>5691847
Both
>>5691850
Yeah know where we can find one?
>>5691912
And Ash is our Daphne
>>5691973
Shaggy
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>>5691929
They could always expand outside.
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>>5691936
Wowcher!
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>>5691999
>>5692002
>14 words
I'M DYING
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>>5691999
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>>5691973
>I untie the boat and lay on the bed
I WANT YOU TO DOMINATE ME
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>>5691929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JODwetfioWA
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>>5691918
>>5691938
>>5691960
Alright...hold up. There's THREE of you...
>Mahiru scratches the back of her head trying to figure out how to deal with this
Okaaay...How are we gonna deal with this?
>>
Carnage does have room for improvement like everyone else., but at least he's not terrible like ESL Erica in the discord or Celestia when she was first in ERP threads.
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>>5692002
Rokay Raggy!
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>>5692046
There's only one way we can do this, Mahiru.
Triple penetration.
>>
>>5692046
Foursome anyone?
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>>5692032
>tfw a fat kid's shuunpo is faster than yours
>>
LIST OF PEOPLE WHO SHOULD FUCK OFF
-CARNAGE
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>>5692057
>Implying Carnage isn't purposefully not trying
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>>5691932
They needed to rig it to get her the nomination. And policy-wise she's basically Bush in a dress, and Trump already defeated Bush.
The GOP ended when Trump secured the nomination despite their best efforts. They've kept the name, but Trump has changed them forever.
I have no doubt that rigged polls and election results will favor Hillary, but it's clear that Trump has far more support from actual individual voters than she does.
The only reason any significant amount of people are considering voting for either of them is because Americans are cowards who can't muster enough individuality to even attempt to assert control over their government by abandoning both archaic parties and supporting new ones.
The only reason to vote for Trump is to vote against Hillary/Bush's policies, and against DNC election fraud.
The only reason to vote for Hillary is to vote against Trump's mean-spirited supporters.
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I'm sure I can ERP half as good as Carnage.
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>>5691654
>Lurks
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>>5692046
>The first one blushes bright red and looks at the other two, chewing on his lip and taking a nervous step away, voice cracking.
... y-you're obviously busy. I'll come back when it's a better time.
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>>5691973
...
>While Rance certainly enjoyed the feeling of his "wife's" body pressed against his own, he was unsure of what to do or say with so much love and loyalty!
>However, he decided to roll with it... After all, she was beautiful enough! R-Right?
You'll protect me? That's good, I'm feeling a lot safer no- What? Defeat m- AHHHHH!
>Once more, he was assaulted with Ship's burning love, this time unable to even flail his arms as she wrapped her arms and legs around him. Instead, he comically jumped around with Kongou attached to him.
S-Send help!
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>>5692046
>Still hunched over and panting he looks up at her as he notices the others
I will wait... for another day
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>>5691973
Depends on your definition of "fun", lady.
>He shyly looked away, seeing the woman before him disrobe. Despite breaking eye contact with her body, his rod couldn't help but twitch to life, already half-stiffened and somewhat ready for action.
Th-This is so low of me...
>>5692002
AHA, UFUFUFU~
>>5692006
WELL I'LL BE DIDDILY DAMNED!
>>
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>>5692080
>Americans are cowards who can't muster enough individuality to blah blah blah blah blah
No, nigger, Americans just don't care anymore and consider it their individualistic duty to not participate in a system that doesn't care about them.
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>>5692002
Fine by me.
>>5692058
Now Scoob, we need to plot a course through that dark and scary cave of horrors. Will you go in there for a scooby snack?
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>>5692058
Geezz Scoob let's like see if this creepy old house has food in it
>>5691990
I can ask the same thing
>>5692100
Now get in the van
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>>5692046
ill join
>>
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>>5692125
So are you like a robot, or...
Oh, do you want some tea?
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>>5691871
Thank you.
I have 'yuuuge plans for the mystery team.
>>5691874
>Grabs you by the pussy
>>5691880
Don't worry folks, if I don't win in November I'm gonna start my own country. It's gonna have tremendous support, and rare pepes.
>>5691990
Great, another illegal immigrant.
>>5692002
I'm clearly the best person for the job.
I solved the mystery of Obama's birth certificate
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>>5692046
>>5692061
>>5692062
>>5692095
>>5692097
>>5692132
WOW! Koizumi-chan has a WHOLE lot of admirers already! BRAVO MAHIRU-CHAN!
>>5692140
>>5692112
TYPE MORE! MORE TYPING; MORE POWER! CRANK THIS SHIT UP TO ELEVEN!
>>
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>>5692061
First off, no.
Second off, that's gross.
Come on! You were doing so well just a second ago!
>>5692062
What did I just say? Jeeeez... Well, I mean...that could be an ex-...No...Nooooooo.
>>5692086
NIDAI! BACK MASSAGE! NOW! I NEED IT!
>>5692095
>>5692097
Wa-Wait a minute! I'm trying to work this out!
Ju-Just stay pu-
>>5692132
>>5692139
SERIOUSLY? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
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>>5692177
>Grabs ya titty
t. Second Anon From the Bottom
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>>5692177
Those beta guys can go piss off, I'll be the one to take you out on a date.
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>>5692153
Tea messes up my piss, and no I'm not a robot
>>5692168
Are you? Are you really?
>>5692119
Then we have us a gang to solve mysteries!
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>>5692168
I-I'm just visiting, Trump-Sama! I think illegal immigration is bad too!
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>>5692177
no deal?
>cody
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>>5692177
Best to not... overwhelm you more then you are. I've waited this long, whats a bit longer~
>He winks as he is finally able to catch his breath. He tries to take some kind of video game victory pose as if to say its fine
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>>5692125
THE VAN? LIKE, IN A RAPEY WAY OR IN THE ROAD TRIP WAY?
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>>5692081
>>5692080
>>5692071
>>5692069
>>5692065
>>5692062
>>5692061
>>5692058
>>5692057
>>5692046
>>5692034
>>5692043
>>5692033
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>>5692097
>>5692096
>>5692095
>>5692100
>>5692112
>>5692110
>>5692117
>>5692119
>>5692125
>>5692132
>>5692153
>>5692140
>>5692168
>>5692170
>>5692173
>>5692177
>>5692195
>>5692199
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>>5692219
>>5692222
>>5692223
type less
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>>5691654
(Hi again! I was wondering if we could pick back up on that nursing handjob with PowerGirl from about last week if you're good for it!)
>>
>>5692177
>He clutches his basket uncertainly, one foot idly kicking at the ground as he stays where he's told - waiting for a solution
>A weak smile flickers across his face
... I wouldn't want you to be distracted on our walk. I'd be happy with your full attention or none of it. We can always go out later.
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>>5692177
ONE BACK MASSAGE FROM THE ULTIMATE TEAM MANAGER COMING UP!
>He wipes clean a table from all the empty glasses and...things, before covering it with a headpillow andsome towels.
>He then takes off his shirt, revealing just how ridiculously huge chested he was, complete with body hair...Is he part gorilla
Take off your shirt and bra and lay down on the table face down, Koizumi!
>He turns away to give the red haidd woman what privacy he could offer
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>>5692242
You'll never succeed with that attitude, basket anon. Go get her, show her a good time and have the greatest picnic in history with her. Just make sure you bring protection, you don't want ants crawling on you guys and shit. I believe in you, just as much as I bolieve in Bo Dallas.
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BAHAHAH! THE LITTLE SPIDER AIN'T AROUND HERE, IS HE? ALL OF YOU ARE GETTING YOUR HOLES RE-ARRANGED!
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>>5692096
Kongou /is/ the helps, silly admiral!
>She doesn't let up, instead squeezing harder against him. She starts to clamor around on his body, being shaking and bouncing with his every leap. Slowly she makes her way to his back, her legs locking around his chest and her arms around his shoulders.
Onward, to glory Admiral Rance, together, we defeat the abyssals!
>She takes off his cap and replaces it with his new set, the underside of her chest now resting on his head as she dug her heels into his body. Boobhat? Boobhat.
>>5692100
>Her face presses against his half-hearted member, and she moves back up, tapping at his visor.
Ehhhh? This is a new low? Haven't you been to hell?! That's so rude!
>She takes hold of his shaft and slowly starts to stroke at it with her soft and gentle hands. She takes a seat back on him, pressing her pleated skirt against it as she rubs the spear against her backside
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>>5692238
Milky wilkies~
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Nobody wants to fuck... so who wants to fight?!
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>>5692303
REMOVE DEMON KEBAB
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>>5692200
Now we just need a hippie van.
>>5692303
Eddie?
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>>5692318
I want milky wilky
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>>5692119
Ruh ruh, Scary! I'll do it for two rooby racks!
>>5692125
Rou got it raggy
>Tails wag and grumbling, blackhole of a stomach
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>>5692318
I want to steal strawberries from Azunyan.
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>>5692337
I'm lactose intolerant. Is soy milk okay?
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>>5692318
>Raises hand
Me!
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>>5692223
It's a mystery van, to solve mystery
>>5692338
Oh boy, Okay let's find food
>>5692334
We have one!
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>>5692236
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Ibuki, you anonymous bitch? Ibuki will have you know she graduated top of her class in Hope's Peak Academy, and she been involved in numerous musical performances, and she has over 300 confirmed kills (Ultimate Despair days, don't question it). She is trained in loud mouth warfare and she is the top singer in the entire Japanese music charts. You are nothing to her but just another fan. Ibuki will wipe you the fuck out with loudness the likes of which has never been seen before on Youtube, mark her fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to her over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak she is contacting her secret network of spies across USA and your illegally downloaded music is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your music tastes. You’re fucking dead, kid. Ibuki can be anywhere, anytime, and she can sing you in over seven hundred languages, and that’s just with her bare throat. Not only is Ibuki extensively trained in single player hide and seek, but she have access to the entire arsenal of the I-tunes music store and she will use it to its full extent to blow your miserable ears off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what loud retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have got better tastes in music. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the piper, you goddamn idiot. Ibuki will rock fury all over you and you will go deaf from it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>5692337
What's the story behind this meme?
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>>5692297
... i'm serious, though. How special could things really be if she's splitting her attention so much?
>He shrugs reasonably
I've waited days already. And I can always make more sandwiches.
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>>5692318
>Gives you a german suplex
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>>5692309
>With a brand new hat of the boobie variety, Rance continued to move around trying to get himself free from the clutches of the evil Kongou! Like some sort of sorceress, she was bewitching the man with her cheerfulness!
>Blushing and averting his gaze, Admiral Rance eventually surrendered to her Burning Love!
G-Gah! Fine!
....
This reminds me, you girls never told me about our enemies: What are the Abyssals anyway?
>Asked Newface Admiral Rance with genuine curiosity interest as he carried Kongou to his office.
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>>5692372
What's the story behind any meme around here? Fucking ignore it like the rest.
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>>5691999
Man Tsuyu I'm sorry for using your character but you gotta stop doing this.
No need to antagonize other people because they RP in a different style than you do.
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>>5692170
Now's seriously not the time for jokes, Ibu-
>>5692195
...Get your hands off of me
>Mahiru nudges the anons hand away.
Don't do that again...seriously...
>>5692199
Anon? Seriously? Don't be a jerk about it...
>>5692219
No deal...
>>5692222
Wa-Wait a minute! Just stick around around...I-I'll figure something out, I promise!
>>5692238
(Biiiiiit preoccupied)
>>5692242
He-Hey now...great, now I feel like a jerk...
>>5692287
>Mahiru, withou a songle ounce of fear...or care apparently, tugs off her shirt, undoes her bra, and lays down chest first on the table the team manager just set up.
If you show a bit of restraint, I swear to god, Nidai! You have no idea how muchnI neeeed this.
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Welp, thread's over.
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>>5692372
Some dumbass with a lactation/mommydom fetish tried to force that shit on everyone and got meme'd for it.
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>>5692365
>Sniffs her way to the kitchen and makes two 87' long, comically overstuffed sandwiches. Does not even know how you bake that much bread.
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>>5692437
It was fun while it lasted. Shitstorm?
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>>5692341
>Hands you all her strawberries
Ha! Now you can't! What are you gonna do now?!
>>5692358
>Assumes a fighting stance
>>5692380
>Gouges your eyes out
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>>5692365
Alright then, let's go...What mystery are we going to solve?
>>5692338
>Hands her two Scooby Snacks.
Now just remember, if you see Scrappy Doo, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
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>>5692309
N-No comment.
>The feeling of cloth teasing the marine's sensitive tip forced him to stifle a moan, each singular thread of the girl's skirt sending waves of pleasure throughout his body. Unable to contain himself, he rather forcefully grabbed Kongou by the midriff and jerked upwards, creating a rhythmic rubbing sensation against her clothed backside.
>>5692365
FIRST MYSTERY: WHO TOUCHED MY SHOTGUN WITHOUT MY PERMISSION AND GOT RED, SYMBIOTIC GOOP ALL OVER IT?
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>>5692444
....Well shit! Also need ya to kick >>5692448 ass! Got get'r!
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>>5692448
>the anon looks at his hands full of strawberries
...I did not plan for this. In the dumbest way possible, I'm pretty sure I've just been bested.
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>>5692436
You are overwhelmed, I'm surprised exactly how many people had the same idea as me and I don't mind waiting to see what you figure out.
>He finds a nice spot to sit. Part of him hopes she picks him but he is curious just how she will figure it out
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>>5692309
(You're on early, Baker! ...but I guess it *is* the weekend.)
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>>5692442
>Someone was doing Submissive RPs and got shit on because all the shitposters hate subs
FTFY
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>>5692436
>Pinches ya booty
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>>5692309
>tfw no reply
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>>5692436
It's fine. You're not a jerk, just busy. You enjoy your massage... and everything. I'll try and catch you again when we both have time.
>He forces a grin, giving her a thumbs up followed by a wave.
A cute photographer is always going to have a lot of demands on her time. Catch you later.
>He hooks his basket over the crook of his arm, the red and white checks fluttering as he goes.
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>>5692491
Your logic is as broken as your memory.
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>>5692463
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh...Double did it
>>5692456
Find out where the hell Ash is
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>>5692436
Aww; why not? Ibuki thought they love you~
...Well, if you want her to take some off your hands, she may be able to do that!
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>>5692436
A bit of restraint? YOU GET THE WHOLE DEAL IF YOU SIGN UP FOR THIS! I WILL NOT HOLD BACK, EVER! For I am NEKOMARU NIDAI! HRAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>He cracks his knuckels and stretches his finger one by one, each time it sounds like a wall is broken down into million piece.
>He spits in his hands before giving it a good rub. After all his rituals are done, he moves his gigantic hands to the area between Mahiru'sshoudlers and neck, giving it a HARD but accuracte squeeze...slowly he increases the speed, applying pressure to her shoulderblades aswell.
Do you feel it, Koizumi? DO YOU FEEL YOUR WHOEL BODY BEING REBORN ANEW WITH THE ENERGY OF A THOUSAND SUNS?!
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>>5692472
Seriously what are you
>>5692477
Oh ho ho!
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>>5692511
>pets
It's ok.
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>>5692539
>Suddenly: Azunyan gets petted.
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>>5692539
>the anon goes off to mournfully eat all the strawberries
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>>5692456
>TFW you unironically like Scrappy Doo and it was only when you saw the internet's reaction to him that you realized he was hated.
Finding out Scrappy Doo was someone whom was hated was a fucking trip for me.
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>>5692539
Nice but!
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>>5692564
But what?
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>>5692519
I FUCKING KNEW IT!!
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>>5692563
Same here.
And with Jerry too.
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>>5692544
>pets your crotch
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>Tfw you'll never have hot sex under the covers to stay warm in the cold night
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>>5692428
Just leave the threads. It's not even just Tsuyu anymore. Owain, they're shitposting your partners now. Is that what you want?
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>>5692580
Go kick her ass man
>>5692539
>Don't say it
>DON'T SAY IT!
I am Gotham's reckoning
>DAMNIT!
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>>5692598
>Owain caring about anybody besides Owain
good joke anon!
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>>5692588
H-hey! I didn't say you could do that!
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>>5692598
It's already been established that Owain gives absolutely no fucks about anyone but himself.
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>>5692587
My nigga. Nothing warms my day more than seeing /co/ bitch about Tom and Jerry.
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>>5692600
Forgot pic
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>>5692609
I'M GONNA FUCK HER ASS!
WITH MY CHAINSAW!
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>>5692563
He was the Westley Crusher of Scooby Doo.
>>5692519
He's frozen in a ice block I think.
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>>5692600
I wanna squeeze it!
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ERP BALL Z
Nue - Raditz
LD - Frieza
Jiro - Krillin
Ragyo - Android 18
DMG - Piccolo
Dark Link - Yamcha
Iowa - Goku
Senator Armstrong - Hercule
Kawai - Gohan
Owain - Cell
Virra - Cooler
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>>5692655
>Not giving LD the position of Hercule ( eg: someone who thinks he's hot shit but actually is a little bitch)
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>>5692600
>Keeps on petting.
Adorable!
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>>5692674
No they just hate Jerry as a character.
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>>5692394
>His new hat bounces and presses against his head with every step. It's clear as day there's no support underneath that shirt, and it's so very warm.
Eh? You don't even know about the abyssals? I suppose it is a bit hush hush, so I can understand. But you'd think that sending someone to take care of the shipgirls, he'd already know!
>She starts the relatively short explanation, that they showed up, seemingly out of nowhere. They attack without mercy. That they are the height of the most pure evil he can even imagine. And more importantly to a hubby like hers, that they wear relatively little clothing, like goddamn uncivilized animals.
...and some of them even have the audacity to look like our fallen!
>>5692463
>She leans forward with a chiding smile, no longer worried, the motion of bouncing against his member causing her shirt to come completely undone. Her chest hangs in the cold air, swaying as her nipples harden against the cool breeze.
Oooooh~? Now we wanna get a bit more rough and tumble?
>She flaps the skirt over his cock, sandwiching it between warm, fleshy cheeks, panties, and the underside of the skirt as her grin widens.
>>5692484
(Aye Aye!)
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>>5692673
Hercule is actually likable. LD isn't.
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>>5692674
Tom did nothing wrong.
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>>5692648
Boy am I glade that he's frozen in there and we're out here and he's the sheriff and we're frozen out here and we're in there
>>5692646
Don't forget to add lube
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>>5692673
LD was the second arc villain after Nue.
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>>5692682
Why though? It's not like he even has that much of a personality to hate.
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>>5692689
Was talking about insidethe animu, anon. I agree with you that Hercule is pretty fucking based.
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>>5692619
Can I s-suck it?
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>>5692689
I dunno, LD was sort of likable in that pitying 'ha, his life is so sad, I just want to pinch his cheeks' kind of way.
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>>5692653
What's stopping you?
>>5692655
Azusa - Oolong
>>5692681
Hmmmmmmmmmmmah!
>This is the Azunyan version of purring
>She leans into the anon's hand and closes her eyes, before kissing him playfully on the cheeks three times
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>>5692456
Reven riff it's ghoul school?
>>5692472
Rut?
>>5692539
Engaging, FIRE!
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>>5692688
(Will you be available later tonight, or perhaps tomorrow as well? I just decided to pop in to see how things were. P.S. Good fight with the Mary stuff, the other night! Always fun.)
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>>5692748
I want to give all my burning love to Kongou.
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>>5692731
W-well uh... I dunno.
Are you sure?
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>>5692744
You're so adorable~
>Anon continued with his merciless petting attack before returning the three kisses but aimed at her lips.
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>>5692761
Calm your thirst, Owain.
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>>5692598
Nope but I was at least hoping I could at least RP as anon without causing too much of a problem.
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>>5692744
You mean you'll actually let me squeeze it?
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>>5692734
Hi DMG/Kenny.
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>>5692786
You'd have to remove a lot of fluff from your posts.
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>>5692786
As you can see last night, that's not going to happen. You've become the new LD for the threads.
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>>5692761
(Possibly, not sure, my schedule on the weekends gets pretty erratic. Also, truth. Always fun to bully a cute Mary.)
>>5692770
E-eh?! But admiral, you've gotten it backwards! Kongou gives /you/ the Burning Love!
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>>5692479
I am so no-...Okay, maybe I am...
>Mahiru lets out an exasperated sigh, she was supposed to be the responsible one, yet she's letting all of this happen.
I-I'm really, really sorry...
>>5692500
St-Stop that! Now's not the time, alright?
>>5692514
Wa-Wait a second!
...Ye-Yeah, fine, do-don't resent me for this, i-it isn't my fault!
>>5692520
I'm not really sure if I'd call this love, Ibuki...
Loves a pure thing, and a lot of this isn't pure.
>>5692537
ATTA BOY NIDA-
>Mahiru cuts herself off with a little gasp as the HUEG man works his magic. She wriggles a bit in his iron massage grip...letting out a soft coo as the huge dude moves to her shoulder blades
He-Hry Nida-ohhohoh...th-that's the spooot! Riiiight there...ohhh why didn't I do this soooner?
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>>5692786
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>>5692713
What I want to know is, where's the caveman?
>>5692748
In that case, punt him away from the girls. Hopefully into a landmine.
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>>5692748
>Expertly dodges whatever the hell was being fired at me
Is that all you got!?
>>5692773
>Smiled and blushed as their lips touched, then she embraced him resting her head on him as she was pet, and softly lapped his neck
>>5692791
Come on anon, if you wanna squeeze something you gotta just go and squeeze it!
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>>5692688
>The Doomslayer simply grunted in response, moving his hands from her hips to her back, locking the ship in an armored hold. His gyrating speed increased, trying to get every single ounce of ecstasy from the girl's rear as he could.
>His member was fully hardened by now, it's tip bulging against the hem of her skirt, occasionally pulling thing strands of precum from the fabric's surface.
>>5692713
THE ONLY LUBE I NEED IS BLOOD!
BLOOD! BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
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>>5692688
I see! I understand completely!
>He didn't. However, he got a vague idea of what kind of enemies they were fighting! Shipgirls that looked like ghostly versions of them? Now that was interesting! The knowledge of them wearing skimpy clothing was arousing too!
>Of course, even more arousing was Kongou's lack of bra! Enjoying the softness of her funbags on his head. Eventually, the pair arrived to Rance's office which was... Stuffed to the brim with seashells. Lots and lots of seashells.
Fear not! I'll make sure to defeat those pesky Abyssals... With my Hyper-Weapon.
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>>5692826
>Prepares the depth charges
>>
I just wish I was dead.
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>>5692822
Okay, if you want to be technical about it...
Ibuki LOVES feeling other worship and love her body~!
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>>5692772
I've never done it before.
>unzips your pants
But I've played a lot of otomou games
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>>5692822
I know your sorry, this isnt your fault Mahiru. I guess some people see you as more of a challenge then a girl, I apologize for the others if anything
>He still waits for it all to be sorted out. At least she's enjoying the massage to help her calm down
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>>5692822
>.......
>.......
>.......
>pinches ya pusspuss
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>>5692859
Remember, it's down the road, not across the street, Jiro.
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>>5692806
Yep, I have a problem with that. I've been trying to remove the repeating actions in different ways that I find myself doing too often.
>>5692814
I didn't exactly try to mask my posts then so I think if I just space it out differently and probably retire my favorite word "cumslit" it'll be okay.
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>>5692816
(Gotcha! I'll just call out tomorrow if I don't see you, but no worries if things can't get set up.)
>>
>humps thread
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>>5692831
My... I wasn't expecting Azusa to be this lewd!
I guess, since she wants it, I'll have to make her mine~
>After her playful licks, the man planted a kiss on her lips. A deep, passionate one as he shifted his weight against her petite frame, aiming to pin her against the floor beneath them.
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>>5692880
>He's still going to try and ERP
What happens from here on out is on you.
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>>5692877
It's Mecha.
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>>5692822
Because you misunderstood my intentions! I only want the very best for my fellow HPA-students! I would be a terrible Team Manager if I didn't, correct?
>He starts applying pressure to certain points on her lower back, going up and down at a alarmingly increasing pace, making sure not a single inch of muscle is left unattended by his muscular arms and hands, coming dangerously close to her buttocks area and her funbags on the front.
Don't move a muscle or else I might touch you somewhere indecent! THAT IS HIGHLY INAPPROPIATE AND UNMANLY TO DO!
>Deciding it's time to work his magic to the fullest, he steps on the table, towering over the Ultimate Photographer while her lower body is extended between his legs
READY TO REALLY FEEL THE BURN? ARE YOU PREPARED TO EMBRACE YOUR DORMANT FIGHTING SPIRIT?
>As he says that, small arcs of lightning are seen spourting from his eye - Wait what?
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>>5692831
Alright then, I'll do it.
>He slowly walks up behind her, extending his arm as he reached under her skirt. He gently placed his hands on her soft round ass, and gave them a little squeeze.
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>>5692880
>I've been trying to remove the repeating actions in different ways
You call last night trying? It actually seemed like you were being wordy on purpose just to piss the anons off further.
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>>5692866
>cums onto the scene girl
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Reminder that even the Discord doesn't want Owain around
https://strawpoll.de/ew4z7xz
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>>5692748
Good job Scoob, ya get a Scooby Snack
>>5692826
Now to find the secret bitch
>>5692836
So you need blood?
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>>5692868
>He was a little surprised by how willing she was to do this, and he let out a sigh as his pants fell to the ground.
I guess there's a first time for everything, right? Heh heh...
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>>5692913
It's not Mecha.
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>>5692904
Mm!
>She pushes into the kiss, returning it with her own tongue as she was held down easily by anon's strong arms. She locked her legs around him, her body begging him to come closer, if that was even possible.
>>5692930
See it's not hard!
>>5692947
Licks the cum up from the scene girl
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>>5692880
You also have a problem with being incredibly dense. You keep coming back to a place that clearly doesn't want you around. Why?
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>>5692925
Hey, Nida-san...
Can Ibuki get a massage after Mahiru-chan? That looks so amazing...
>She inquired, mesmerized by hope intense it was to even look at.
>>5692947
Uh...
Ibuki thinks you have a wrong number...
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>>5692907
I accept this.
>>5692934
Double is a better RPer than me so I was trying really hard to match her length with what I found interesting but it all came out really lack luster. It's never my intention to actively hurt people.
>>5692960
I skimmed it and voted for myself.
>>5693004
Just want to RP, whether anons like it or not is irrelevant.
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>>5692866
Yeah, but that's you, Ibuki...I'm not you.
I don't want to be worshiped...I want cuddling, and gentle loving words filled with honesty and actual care...
I-I don't want to be seen as an object, y'know?
>>5692871
We-Well I mean I guess...Personally I'd like to be treated as a person...bu-but hey, you can't win them all, can you? I'm still sorry though, really, really sorry!
>>5692875
He-Hey! I just said stop it! I'll be having none of that, mister, NONE OF IT!
>>5692925
YO-YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M READY TO FEEL THE BURN! I'M READY TO BURN UP LIKE A RAGING FOREST FIRE!
>Mahiru's hype switch has been flipped, It's almost like she's on a similar wave length as Nidais...Albeit it, less manly, and more...Mahiruish.
GIVE ME YOUR BEST! SHOW ME WHAT YOU'RE MADE OFF! ULTIMATE TEAM MANAGEEEERRR!
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>>5692973
NO, I WILL MAKE MY OWN!
FROM HER BODY!
WITH MY CHAINSAW!
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>bursts into the thread
NIDAI
NIDAI
NIDAI
NIDAI
NIDAI
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>>5693027
>Just want to RP
But you've made it clear you're not in the community to RP. You're here to show off how good you are at typefucking and get as much people to like you as possible. Are you a more pathetic Mecha? At least he has a job to take him away from the threads. You're in the Discord almost all hours of the day.
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>>5693000
>With Azusa pinned on the floor, the man broke the kiss and proceeded to undress her the girl, starting by her shirt and skirt, letting her being the one to remove her underwear.
Cute!
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>mfw people getting mad that Carnage is more fun than they are
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>>5693052
Hi Mecha
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>>5693027
Stop caring about length, you autist. Here's a challenge for you that might make it harder for anons to call you out, try and keep your ERP under three lines. That will force you to remove all fluff and to focus on the things that actually matter. No matter how much your partner types, you keep it three lines.
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>>5693075
I only ever recall Mecha tryharding with LoLJinx.
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>>5693031
I mean, I'm still treating you like a person right?... it seems most people have left by now already.
>He slowly stands again. Even frustrated and stressed out, the look on his face showed he still thought the world of her. His calm green eyes still look at her like she is the most beautiful thing on the planet in the most gentle way
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>>5693000
Yeah, I guess it's not...
>He slowly begins to pull down her panties to get a better feel of her firm little ass.
Azunyan, your butt is so soft!
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>>5693100
It's Owain. He's jealous that Carnage is a beloved male avatar who only needs one line and a good personality while he has to hit character limits to get people to care about his generic male self insert.
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>>5693031
Hmm...
>Silence filled the room as Ibuki curiously pondered on what she can do for Mahiru.
Well, if it's cuddling and genuinely nice words...
Ibuki can do that for you if you want!
>She offered, smiling sincerely up at the other girl.
>>5693072
Wow, you are kind of pathetic; not gonna lie...
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>>5692836
>There's a small rip sound, Kongou's hands by her own waistband, and the clothing loosens up around him. She tucks his head between as it slowly drops from her body, letting her pull down her panties and completely encase his member in her soft flesh as he pumped away.
>>5692852
I see, I see...yes the hyper-weapon would be-
WHAT?! No! Under NO circumstances will I allow those /things/ to come near /that/ weapon.
>She takes hold of his head, squeezing her chest against it. All tenderness drop from her voice, she starts to shake, little droplets of water falling from her eyes into his teacup and against his shirt.
Th-they're....just such evil monsters....I can have that happen...if you didn't come back it would be all Kongou's...
>She starts to whine and cry, half-serious fists pounding into the top of his head.
>>5692887
(Aye aye! Hopefully see you around then!)
>>5692973
Roooby Roooby Rooooo!
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>>5692974
>I stare at the length of your cock in awe
Its so big...
>I start licking the tip of it, savoring my first taste of cock
Thank you anon-sama
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>>5693031
you say you won't be having any of it, but you didnt smack my hand that time.
>whips out dicku
how about it?
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>>5693027
>It's never my intention to actively hurt people.
He says while shitposting Carnage and probably other male avas too.
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>>5693031
YOU WANT THE VERY BEST? THEN BY THE GODS YOU SHALL HAVE IT, MAHIRU KOIZUMI!
>He goes superultraturbogiganigga speed on Koizumi's back, his hands and fingers are nothing more than a blur at the peed they are moving, seemingly being everywhere on Mahiru's back and legs at the same time, making subtle finger pokes, squeezes and karatechops all at the speed of light
ATATATTATATATATATTATATATATTATATATTATATATATTATATATATATATATATTATATATATTATATATATTATAAAAAAAAAAA!
>The big man starts to literally burn up, beads of sweat falling from his head and chest. Not wanting to dissapoint ANY of his clients, he is as always giving it all he got, even though the quick motions of his hands are literally causing the sweat around him to evaporate in steam.
HOW'S THIS? ARE YOU READY TO TRAVEL TO ALL CORNERS OF THE WORLD TO TAKE PHOTOGRAHIC IMAGES NOBODY HAS EVER MADE? LET ME HEAR YOUR VOICE! SCREAM THAT YOU ARE READY TO TAKE ON THE WORLD!
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>>5693100
NEOPOLITAN IS CUTE!
CUTE!
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>>5693114
I'll try it next time.
>>5693075
I like to type and I like to masturbate. Being able to combine both is pretty cool. I sometimes get carried away just tapping on my keyboard without really caring about the substance.
>>5693140
>>5693166
I'm still surprised people think that Tsuyu is me if I'm worried about people liking me that seems like the exact opposite of what I would want to do.
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>>5693027
So you're not only dense you're selfish
That explains why you let Nep and Double take the heat for your shit.
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>>5693166
That was so obviously a falseflag anyone who believes that was Owain is legitimately retarded
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>People getting mad about roleplay again
The ride never ends.
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>>5693210
>he doesn't know that it was a reverse falseflag
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>>5693206
>Let Nep and Double take the heat
But nobody was really throwing flak at them. There was some idiot doing his "haha look at me ironic humor" shitposting, but more than one person was actually praising Double's RP and people were reassuring Nep.
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>>5693160
>He lets out a little moan as she began to tease his tip, his breath beginning to get heavy. He looked down at her, giving her a smile as his face turned a deep red.
Y-you're welcome, Tomoko... Does it taste good?
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>>5693036
Does she even bleed!?
>>5693100
Neo you get to be Scrappy
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>>5693220
I got crawfish etoufee hot dogs to eat. Fuck this drama.
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>>5693166
That wasn't even owain that time man. At least try to make the hate memes sound less forced
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Can we go back to hating Mecha, this Owain meme is getting stale.
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>>5693262
Mecha is a nice guy.
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>>5693262
>trying to deflect the hate onto another male ava you're jealous of
Nice try, Owain.
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>>5693262
How about you just find someone to typefuck and only focus on that instead of hating someone?
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>>5693262
Oi, how about we just not hate anyone?
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>>5693262
I'd rather hate no one and just fuck.
/trash/ ERP was a mistake. Even the shitpost that were on /b/ aren't as bad as this hell hole.
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>>5693262
>getting stale
>he's still going to be around to ERP people with his masterpiece walls of text
The meme will never die as long as Owain is around to keep it alive
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>>5693140
(I've known him for five years, I can promise you he gives ZERO shits)
(Best banter in the thread desu)
>>5693197
>oh, you~
>Neo waves off the compliment, fluttering her lashes at the man to hint that she doesn't want him to stop at all
>>5693249
>the ice cream is angry
I am not Scrappy. I'm Daphne~
>she fluffs up her hair
-Neo
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>>5693262
Unlike Owain Mecha is smart enough to stop posting when the sharks start circling him
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>>5693262
Mecha literally doesn't deserve it.
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>>5693201
Do you do a lot of writing outside these threads? Substance or not, you still can drop walls of text in a short amount of time, how do you do it?
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>>5693297
>sharks
Hiro?
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>>5693288
This.
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>>5693292
You WISH you were more Daphne than I am.
>Ash
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>>5693319
I've always been really interested in computers and online stuff and I think I played my first online game when I was 10 so I got really good at typing so I could properly communicate with my raid party/team effectively since I didn't have a mic at the time.
I've also taken a lot of higher level english classes in high school that required pretty much bi-daily essays so I got good at banging those out in a decent amount of time.
Thanks for asking anon.
T.Owain
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>>5693152
Uwoh!? W-Why not?
Maybe they are the enemy but... There's no need to resort to violence when we can try Diplomacy... Or Dickplomacy like I like to call it! Gahahaha!
>Just about he was to take another sip of his tea, a couple of tears fell on its contents before realizing the seriousness of her reaction.
>Sighing, he decided to drop the issue and instead reach for Kongou's head, caressing her hair.
Fine! Fine! I won't do anything stupid. It's a promise...
>... Maybe.
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