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>>5693372
Nth for sleep.

>>5693372
>Urethra insertion
Yes...

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>>5693372
This is a good edition.
>>5693072
>Tries to catch all the cum in her mouth
>>5693084
>She feels hot when the anon begins to take off all her clothes, her flower moistening to his touch. After she's all undressed except her cute, light pink and white panties, she sees that anon is waiting for something. She slips them off and sets them aside, and then spreads her legs wide, exposing to him her pink slit and tiny anus beneath, glistening with her juice.
You think Azusa is cute? Even like this?
>>5693128
Mm! I'm glad you like it anon. Do you maybe wanna see it up close?
>She pushes anon away slightly, and slips off her skirt and underwear, her school uniform shirt extending slightly past her midriff

Can someone please kill me.

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>>5693372
(I approve of this thread theme.)

I want to load my torpedo in Kongou's torpedotube.

>>5693400
Jiro no you have so much to live for

Actually now that I think about it, you actually don't

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I wanna fucking die, someone just euthanize me.

>>5693400
I miss sad bear poster.

>>5693402
It's Owain's latest victim! Looking forward to taking it from his cumslit again?

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>>5693390
>>5693398
>>5693402
(N-no problem guys. Sorry i haven't been very active today. Hopefully i can be here more tomorrow or a little later.)

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>>5693123
Well I mean yeah...obviously, you haven't bailed...and you're giving those kinda...special eyes, that I really don't know how to explain...

>>5693146
>Mahiru just kinda stares at Ibuki for a second before gently scratching her own cheek
Uh,...Ibuki? Are you...coming onto me? No-Now don't get me wrong! I can go both ways...but uh, I never really took you for the ty-...oh who am I kidding, Yes I did.

>>5693164
No, and that's final...now put that thing away before you hurt yourself.

>>5693192
>Mahiru lets out a joyous gasp as Nidai goes fucking Super Massage God Super Nidai on her back. Mahiru wiggles and gyrates around, her eyes flickering and her mouth quivering.

YO-YOU BET YOUR ASS I-I'M READY TO GO AROUND TH-THE WORLD AND TAKE THE BEST PICTURES EVER! I-I CAN DO IT! I'LL CLIMB TO THE TOP OF MOUNT EVEREST AND TAKE A PICTURE OF THE SUN SETTING! RIGHT UP THERE WITH THE CLOUDS! IT'LL BE THE SINGLE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING EVER!

>>5693398
Mmm yes...
>He begins to grind on her naked ass, making sure she could feel his frowning erection.
Please Azunyan, let my fuck you in your asshole!

>>5693398

Absolutely! I believe you're cute and pretty too!
>He leaned forward, kissing her lips for a moment before he assaulted her petite chest with his lips and tongue, sucking on her nipples while a hand reached for her pink slit, playfully caressing her flower with his fingertips.
Hmmhm~! So cute!

>>5693402
Nuns are scary... but kinda cool.

>>5693402
>Double'sfw Owain gives her the wall of text

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>>5693433
(I don't know what you're trying to accomplish, anon.)

>>5693479
They're attacking the people Owain has ERPed with now

That's how hostile they are getting towards him.

>>5693433
>>5693477
Stop giving Double shit guys, I'm sure she realized her mistake and won't post to him.

>>5693444
Special eyes, You mean the eyes you can feel are ment only for you? I think they explain themselves
>He bows with the arm holding their meal going past his midriff and his other arm being offered to her. It was cleared out enough for him to take his chance... he thinks
I think we get away with starting our date now, we can wait and do it another day, maybe do something here as well. I don't exactly want to force you after all

>>5693497
Owain hides as anon though. She has no choice but to reply because she doesn't if it's him or not.

I am not a thirsty cuck.

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>>5693479
Can I check you now?

>>5693530
>Implying it's hard to tell who's who
Actual Anon's reply with about average distraction.

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>>5693497
(Why, is it my sworn duty or something? Am I supposed to analyze every anon that approaches me with the detail of a handwriting identification specialist to see if it's Owain or not? I just want to typefuck every now and then.)

>>5693471
>

>>5693539
Hi Jiro

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>>5693546
description*

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>>5693544
Checked

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>>5693544
(The absolute MADMAN!)

>>5693550
>Gives Double a lewd, groping hug

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>>5693366 (Rance)
>Her head moves against his hand, taking comfort in his gentle caress. She sniffles and slowly climbs down from his back, only to have her arms wrap around in front of him. The wetness covering her cheeks starts to seem through his coat, her arms holding tightly around his chest as she snugs her face into his back, shoulders, and neck, wiping it all against his clothing.
I-it's okay Rance...I know you didn't mean it.
>She starts to walk away, slowly picking up and inspecting his collection of seashells now dotting his office. She starts to laugh, turning back with a tear dotted smile and closed eyes.
Playing Caligula again, are we?

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>>5693402
Uh...
Why do I feel so conflicted about you?

>>5693444
>Ibuki could only blush and giggle at her response.
Well, if you want to be TECHNICAL about it...
Maybe! But Ibuki IS a swing set that can go both ways~
>She teased before pulling her into a hug, snuggling her cheek against her own.
Besides; you're a sweet, intelligent, talented and pretty girl! EVERYONE should have a crush on you!

>>5693550
I'm scaroused.

>>5693402
>>5693550
>>5693569
Have you played before on another character?

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>>5693584

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>>5693447
Oh, well that's a lot more forward than you have been.
>She slides her top off, exposing her subtle breasts
You wanna put it in here?, she asks, bending over and exposing her cute little butt-hole, nestled in the valley of her cheeks
>>5693453
Ah~ Hah~ Hnn
>She moaned and yelped cutely as anon sucked and licked her sensitive nipples and played with her dripping pussy. Now he could feel just how wet she was inside and it was only getting worse as he threatened to penetrate her with his deft and experienced fingers. She closed her eyes tight and awaited the heightening of her pussy's pleasure.

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>>5693577
>shakes pert nun rump against Anon's waist

>>5693581
(Because you know you want it but you know you shouldn't~)

>>5693584
>

>>5693586
(I have. I'm kind of letting them go, though.)

>>5693550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO4LaAHJqxw

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>>5693530
(Yep, sorry about that. Hope they aren't annoying you too much. I won't approach you on anon anymore.)

You miss her right now. What's her name?

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>>5693619
>Confused aroused screams

>>5693637
Nep

>>5693637
Mommy

>>5693637
Valentine.

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>>5693637
You all already know her name. I've been having nightmares of her being taken away...

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>>5693578
What's new pussy cat?

>>5693619
>Anon trembles with lust as she rubs back against him, his stiffening member nestling between her tight cheeks and grinding back and forth. His reaching arms cup her larges breasts, squeezing their flesh between his fingers, and already his breathing grows hot and heavy. He whispers in her ear.
Are all nuns this naughty? I should have done this ages ago~

>>5693637
Miyafuji

tfw no sissie to worship big masculine men with

>>5693637
Almost 6 six months now. http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/2338299/#2340682

>Tfw no foreskin

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>>5693580

Caligula?
>Asked Rance as he tilted his head, approaching Kongou to wipe whatever remaining tears were left on her cheek. Sure, she was overly dramatic at times in his opinion but seeing one of his women cry crushed his heart.
>Ah, a lecher with a heart. Truly a curse for a man such as himself.
I love seashells! The snowflakes of the sea... And much like women there's never two that are the same.

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>>5693637
(Jordan)
(Please come home from work ;-;)

>>5693660
Don't tell me you brought flowers.

>>5693637
Flavia. She was my first love, and I thought we could grow old together.

She didn't.

It's been seven years.

>>5693619
LoL Jinx?

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>>5693444
THEN DO THAT! GO OUT THERE AND MAKE THOSE PHOTOGRAPHS MANKIND THOUGHT IMPOSSIBLE! NOTHING IS OUT OF REACH IF YOU REALLY WANT IT! I, NEKOMARU NIDAI, DECLARE AS SUCH!


>Going for the coup de grace, Nekomaru Nidai places one hand with it's fingers distributed between Mahiru's neck and shoulderblades and the other one around the middle of her spine. All it takes is one firm prod with both hands to finish his massage. Lightning literally channels from Mahiru's body through his own arms, sprouting from his mouth as pure thunder.


You are now ready to really become the best hotographer the world has ever seen. Even The Ultimate Team Manager knows how such an aspiring young woman such as you needs to have a body in top condition to make those perfect shots that your status demands!


>He gets up from the massage table, his body covered in sweat, steam and soaked chesthair, looking down at his latest client with pride. Knowing that his job is done, he reaches out for two towels, drying his own massive chest whiel gently drying the sweat from Mahiru's back

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>>5693665
(Oh, I'm sorry. I don't have time to ERP right now. I was just giving you a sassy one-line response. I shouldn't even have stayed to reply to the anons, do forgive me.)

>>5693689
(No, but I do want to play LoL Jinx.)

>>5693700
Can you leave us with a hint of who you played as before?

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>>5693637
Karina.

>>5693700
RIP. It's alright.

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>>5693692
>worst dangan is actually posting here

>>5693615

>After toying with her pussy for a couple of moments, the man stopped kissing her nipples, leaving them coated with his spit. He got on his knees and quickly unfastened his belt, pulling both his pants and underwear down, revealing his manhood to the girl.
Now, I wonder what hole I should use...

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>>5693710
(Last reply before I stop taking up space. Nope. I don't think it's important. I'm flattered that you're curious, though.)

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>>5693710

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>>5693637
(Latija)

>>5693732
>Not Saionji.

>>5693751
LOL I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDD
Fuck Nidai

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>>5693732
>Nekomaru
>worst dangan
Fucking off yourself

>yfw Double is Ragyo
>yfw this means she RP'd with Owain
>yfw that means that Jiro will now kill himself

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>>5693655
Remember, hold on to the ones you love. They're all that keep you from going Hollow.
Oh, I'll fool you no longer.
You'll lose your loved ones.
All of them.
Over and over again.
Eee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee heeee!

>>5693637
My will to RP again-chan

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>>5693637
Mom :(

>>5693637
Furry porn

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>>5693759
t. never played Nidai's FTEs.
Nekomaru is a bastion of hope.

>>5693637
DMG

>>5693775
I'll call you mom

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>>5693501
Well...I mean, I dunno really...
>Mahiru gives the man a nice pat on the back, with a nice little smile as the coup de grace
You're a swell guy, alright? I think you deserve a nice little date.

>>5693581
I-Ibuki! Do-Don't say that kind of thing...yo-you'll make me blush!
>Mahiru tries to gently push Ibuki away from her face...It's not that she dislikes having the punk so close to her...It's more so that...well I dunno really, reflex probably.
Ev-Everybody shouldn't have a crush on me...I-I mean have you seen me? I'm plain as plain can be!

>>5693692
>Mahiru lets out an sigh...a sigh of pleasure, a sigh of happiness...She lays there on the table, her face content as her whole world just got rocked by her classmates amazing massage.

Go-Good lord, Nidai...Do you like, have a card or something? I ser-seriously gotta hit you up again if I'm ever feeling down...I-I've never felt better! like oh my god!

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>>5693732
>>5693751
>Not Maizono.

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>>5693766
Can't have been them... They've not been on for the past couple of days. Don't scare me like this.

>>5693768
>You'll lose your loved ones
>All of them
>Over and over again

I didn't ask for these feels. I just want something that fucking lasts.

>>5693766
>free_shrugs.jpg

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>>5693680
>Her smile grew as she tiptoed up to kiss him again, holding onto his coattails with her hands to keep her steady.
Oh, what a hopeless romantic my poor Admiral Newface is...
>She giggled, letting herself back to squared footing, pulling herself against his chest and pressing her body against him.
You know, you were strolling the yard, does that mean the paperwork is already finished again? I don't know how you've been getting away with such terse replies, or how they've been working, but you're easily twice as speedy as the old admiral!

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>>5693683
No!...wait we mean the plant or that thing I keep getting mixed up with cocaine?

>>5693778
>spending time with the males in a waifu game
Faggot

>>5693766
>People actually keeping tabs on who owain RPs with
but why

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I'm very hungry!

Give me the tits!

>>5693792
And the person I want to take on a nice date is you, a nice nature walk up to a nice clearing, taking pictures of nature and the stars, enjoying a nice picnic, and learning about each other
>He slowly raises and continues his soothing gentle smile. Motioning to the basket and the path before going back to that look of his
Will you do me the honor?

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>>5693792
Uhhh. I don't even need a card. Everyone knwos who the Ultimate Team Manager is! But I can give you something else if you ever need private tutoring in my methods!

>He reaches down his pockets in search of a piece of paper and a pen. After a few seconds, he finds a pen and a shopping receipt for proteine shakes, toilet paper and the manliest sounding deodorant you can possible image

''555-SHSLTEAMMANAGER'' If you ever have that sour muscle that needs to be taught a lesson, call this number and hope I'm not too busy doing many things, alright?!
I got to take a sh - I got to jog now. My legs need exercise aswell and not just my torso and arms, you know? I NEED TO KEEP UP MY MANLY APPEARANCE AS TO NOT INSULT MY PEERS!

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>>5693788
Sorry darling, not really my thing

I'm only the mother of my axolotls

>>5693815
>>5693433
Remember that the sign a meme is dying or forced is when they have to try and turn it into the plague and force it on everything in contact.
Owain isn't the first to be pushed this fucking hard

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>>5693815
I've actually been doing this. Just so I can know who to not bother with my own lackluster ERP. It's a terrible thing I know but... eh.

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>>5693836
>Smothers you in tits

>>5693848
I'll let you call me daddy.

>>5693836
>gives you da pussi b0ss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDG8W6ZmS8I

>>5693637
Elphelt.

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>>5693733
>As Azusa marveled at his big, juicy cock, she knew she wanted him inside her over everything. She locked her legs around him, and her cold bare feet pressed against his hot ass as she tried to pull his strong body into hers
Ah~ Azusa's pussy! Please fuck me here!
She spread her slit apart with her fingers, showing him the light pink hole that was producing fluid, in it's own way begging for his cock even more than she was.

>>5693853
for rping edgy rapists you sure are a pussy j-man

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>>5693836

>>5693850
>Mecha, Owain, Milky, generic anime, male Ava, mommy
Any I forgot

>>5693853
Aside from Owain is there anyone else you feel "taints" people you write with?

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>>5693792
(Going to take a break for now. Hope to be back on later tonight~!)

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>>5693793
Fukawa >>> Mukuro >> Junko > Syo > Oogami > Celestia > shit >>> Kyoko > Asahina >>> Maizono
>>5693810
If you want to complete Island Mode you have to hang around with the dudes too.
Besides, Nekomaru is a bro, it's no homo.

>>5693637
watashi

>>5693878
Marked bitch.
>Slices your fucking eye

>>5693878
Guro after slices your fucking eye happened

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>>5693853
Jiro no
>>5693858
I don't have a daddy kink i swear shhhh

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>oh
>oh I am disappoint

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>>5693855
>Eats the tits
OM NOM

>>5693864
NO! I DON'T WANT THAT!

>>5693876
NO! I DON'T- ...
>Eats the breasts
OM NOM

That wasn't too bad!

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>>5693853
Jiro your RP is much better than mine. You are conscious of your partner's likes and dislikes and are always very polite. No reason for you to feel that way.

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>>5693806

H-Hey! I'm not romantic!
I-I'm just telling it how it is! Hmph!
>A very noticeable blush appeared on Rance's face as he was kissed, not rejecting the kiss but being very tsun about it!
>Clearing his throat, he realized that there was job to be done and yet he was slacking off! Although taking another day off won't hurt... R-Right?
W-Well, that's because the less work I got the more I can spend with Kongou.
You, my little seashell, are my main motivation!

>>5693896
>>5693899
Oh right slices, forgot that one. What about carnage? People are trying to boogeyman him now, and korzy, and now double......

>>5693939
It's almost as if some people here here just for the fake of shitposting the thread down for their own amusement.

>>5693933
Where's the fucking line spacing Hotaru

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>>5693925
>Ass shake ass shake ASS SHAKE!

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>>5693939
>people think Carnage will ever, ever give a fuck about being a boogeyman

>>5693871

>Feeling her legs around his waist and listening to her naughty words the man pressed the head of his cock against her pussy, slowly pushing past her folds, feeling her tight love walls wrap around his thickness as he made her his.
Nnngh~! Y-You feel pretty great, Asuza! A-Ahh... I-I had no idea you were this perverted! Being fucked by a complete stranger...

>>5693973
Stop shitposting, Fronk.

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>>5693874
Yes, I know.

>>5693912
Jiro yes

>>5693885
I wouldn't say "taints", it's just an insecurity thing for me. But that is a good question, isn't it? Hm... I would say Burchard could be another one. Back when we were both still in the Discord he did some good male dom stuff. Kawai _could_ be one but he's so humble and meek it's hard to feel anything towards him beyond "Attaboy, go get your waifu!"

>>5693930
...why did you of all people telling me this make me tear up? Thank you, Owain. I'm just incredibly insecure. Incredibly scared. Always ripping myself into me for the smallest of mistakes. Always punishing myself in the worst ways just for perceived wrong doings. But I digress. Thank you.

>>5693933
>when rance fucks your waifu
>remind yourself he's a whore and doesn't care about them like you do
>try not to cry

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>>5693929
>tfw remembered you have a Pumkin folder for some reason

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>>5693983
>Not fucking your waifu with Rance
It's like you WANT to be a cuck.

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>>5693984
>tfw this post reminds you that still have that squirrels eating pizza folder

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>>5693969

[ENTER key is busted]
[I'm trying not to use it a lot.]

>>5693983
>tfw no one likes your waifu and will never take her away from you

feels_goodman.jpg

>>5694022
There are two enter keys on a keyboard you know

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>>5693981
(Sorry)

>>5693971
>it's like...two glazed hams
>the urge to shoot is mighty

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>>5694022
>points and laughs

>>5694023
That just means you have shit taste desu.

>>5693983
>Not cucking your waifu by fucking Rance.
What are you? some sort of faggot?

>>5694022
I want to bust your ENTER key.

...It's an innuendo.

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>>5693984
I have quite a few folders for characters I'll never play. Ridley from Metroid, Scrafty, Mimikyu, Vincent Valentine, Shadow the Hedgehog, a Skaven...

>>5694051
I want to knot Rance.

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>>5694013
>now reminded I still have a folder called 'work of a lifetime' filled with pictures of rocks tagged 'geopantsu'

>>5694035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNNHs7lbUJQ

>>5694023
>tfw don't have a waifu
Life is wonderful.

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>>5694034

[Not on this POS laptop]

>>5694037

[Fuck you]

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>>5694022
My space bar is slightly wonky, and the 'a' key is half-broken...
It suuucks.

>>5694055
>Ridley from Metroid
He's too big for /ERP/

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>>5694080
Hawhaw! Hawwhaw!

>>5694085
>Cuddles with the Pururut

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>>5693933
>She looks up, eyes sparkling and grin beaming with positive energy. Gotcha.
Ehhhhhhh~? Kongou is Rance's main motivation huh?
>She takes a step back, crossing her arms and pushing up her chest. The boat looks at him with burning determination stamping her foot on the ground
Prove it! Show Kongou how much you love her! You've been all closed up all day!
>She points back at Rance in her traditional firing pose before letting out a hearty laugh.
Show me what's made you so tsun today!

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>>5694035
I sure hope no one shoots me in the ass!

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>>5693979
I-is it really that perverted! Ah! It's going in!
>She held him closer as he filled her up with his and cried out for more
E-even if it is perverted, getting fucked by big dicks is the best!

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>>5694090
Sakurai pls go and stop cramming the game with so many Fire Emblem characters

Okay, now my headache is starting to really pound, I need to go lie down. Maybe I'll be on later, depends on how I feel. Goodlater ERP

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>>5694151
Feel better b0ss

>>5694151
I would have been ok with FE if it was just Marth, Ike, and Robin desu.

Corrin is a bigger waste of a slot than Bayonetta was, at least she's fun and from a different IP.

POST AVATARS IN
>Spins wheel
...
...
HALLOWEEN COSTUMES
NO THIS IS NOT RIGGED

>>5694191
Lucina was a Marth reskin gone to far, Corrin at least had a different move set

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>>5694064
>>5694113
>--fwip--
>you'll feel a bit drowsy soon

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>>5694106

W-What are you talking about? I-I'm the main character! I can't possibly be tsun... You baka!
>Rance protested as he gave Kongou's fiery look of determination one of his own before taking a step forward, his hands pressed against her modest breasts before squeezing them!
>Pushing her forward against the wall, the shark-toothed admiral grinned to the brown-haired gal a his hand continued to run his fingers down her wonderful hair.
I guess I'll have to teach you a lesson, Kongou~! I can't let my secretary go around spreading lies about me being a tsundere... Otherwise, how I'm going to congress with the other shipgirls here at the base?

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>>5694151
>>5694191
>SIX (6) fire emblem characters
>Three of which are fucking reskins
>When there are ZERO (0) paper mario characters
Just fucking kill me

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>>5694215
Oh hey everything tastes like drugged
>PLOP

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>>5694211

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>>5694211

>>5694150

Then tell me how much you like my cock then! Tell me how naughty you are, Azunyan!
>With his hands firmly holding her hips, the man proceeded to shove the entire length of his throbbing manhood into the girl's love tunnel, claiming every inch of that pleasurable hole.

>>5694229
>this is 100% LD
Wellp

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>>5694211

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>>5694211

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>>5694211

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>>5694211
>

>>5694257
End my shitty life

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>>5694100
>rapes

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>>5694211

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Hey ERP, im going to stay here for awhile.

>>5694293
Okay, but pants aren't allowed.

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>>5694293
I have your back

>>5694286
>Squirms uncomfortably as his cuddlefest turned into a rapefest
>Is unsure whether to like this or not.

>>5694293
How did the game went?

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>>5694211

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>>5694305
Plz no lewd NOD

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>>5694293
Just don't touch my stuff

>>5694283
Cute Zombie!

>>5694293
Make yourself at home.

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>>5694211

>>5694329
>kissu

>>5694329
...best bug

>>5694293
You're pathetic.

>>5693637
An ava that's on someone's list but hasn't been used yet.

>>5693637
Too obvious.

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>>5694305
I can wear whatever I want faggot.
>>5694307
What are you doing here Soviet?
>>5694328
...
>>5694330
...
>>5694333
>sigh
>>5694337
Okay...

>>5694045
It means I will never get cucked like Jiro, Mecha, and the rest of the Cuck Crew.

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>>5694211
Can I have some candy? Oh yeah. Trick or treat!
>>5694256
Ah! I love your cock so much! Hyaaa!
>She winces as he rams it into her as far as it can go
Please fuck me as hard as you want! Make me your toy!

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>>5694357
>>5694359

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>>5694383
Scouting. Don't worry I don't do anything you wouldn't do here

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>>5694364
Yeah... Your right...

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>>5694211

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>>5693637
The only reason I'm here

>>5694398
You fool! That is exactly what I wanted you to do!

Okay, you're actually stronger than I expected, can you please let go?

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>>5694398
Free ya say? I'll take it!

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>>5694211
>

>>5694225
>She covers her eyes with her hands, the blush streaking across her cheeks as he pushes her up against the wall, her breast molding into his rough hands. She squeaked out, her entire body shaking under his sudden aggression and immediate teasing
H-huh!? S-so fast! So is this the extent of your love for Kongou?
>She peers through the bits of her fingers, attempting to sneer through them, but failing miserably to do so.
H-hmph! So weak! I thought you were the admiral that wanted to show the abyssals his hyper weapon! You'll never get anywhere with them being so half-hearted!

>>5694229
It would be nice

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>>5694418
>>5694426
"Thanks for the love!"

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>>5694453
What love? I'm taking these hugs and you can't stop me!

>>5694453
This did not at all go as planned.

>>5694395

>Letting out a gasp of pleasure, trusted his cock deep into her young, nubile pussy just as he felt his climax approach thanks to the tightness of her cunt.
>His member then coated her inside with some translucent pre, feeling closer and closer with every motion.
Nnn... Azusa...

>>5694398
>takes free hug

>>5694390
Cuck Crew. I thinks Cuckolds Five is catchier.

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>>5694439
>Paper mario
>Count Bleck
>Paper luigi
>Paper Peach
>Vivian
Plus the bosses would make for awesome stages, Bonechill, Shadow Queen or Mimi's true form as stage hazards would be dope as fuck

Paper mario is literally getting ignored and fucked over by nintendo and it makes me mad

also fuck color splash

/blogpost

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>>5694211

>>5694471
What is love
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more

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>>5694487
>Azusa screamed out in pleasure as he fucked her tight young pussy, not holding back her high voice as she pulled anon's face in and kissed him aggressively, sucking his tongue with her soft lips
Ahh yes! Fill me up, fuck me!
>Her legs weakened as did her grip with them as they fell to the side, parted wide for anon's body which was working hard to make her feel good
I'm gonna come! I'm gonna come from your big cock in Azunyan's tight little pussy!

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NOD unit. Can you read me?

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>>5694211

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>>5694567
That's pretty good.

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>>5694471
"I'm not stopping you."

>>5694481
"I'd say everything went according to plan."

>>5694498
"You are all so generous; It makes me so happy to have you!"

"I'll be sure to stop by soon, feeders."

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>>5694433

Oh? You dare to taunt the mightiest of all Admiral, Kongou? You also dare to ignore my orders?
Disobedience, uh? That's a mistake!
>With his rough hands taking a hold of the upper rim of her Miko outfit, he viciously pulled them down to reveal her amazing breasts to the hungry man that was Rance.
>Pressing his lips against hers, the Admiral proceeded to unbutton his shirt, clearly knowing what he wanted and what he was going to do to Kongou!

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>DMG bait

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>>5694574
....Get in the car, we're going clubbing
>>5694594
I'll rip you ap-wait what?...er I mean THAT'S RIGHT! Ya know better then to try!

>Paul's back already
wew

I cant tell if its meme'ing or if the 15 year old is actually back

>>5694594
No, no, things rarely go to plan. Last time I had a plan, I was hit by a stagelight.

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>>5694211

Called it.

>>5694619
You are aware Paul gave out his folders, right?

(or was it just LD?)

>>5694614
>bobs his head to the beat

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>Tfw this product doesn't exist in real life

>>5694652
Just LD. No one would have such awful taste as to continue posting that ms. mayhem shit except him or Midna.

>>5694588
10 million year old loli.

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>>5694619
>>5694623
>>5694645
Hi DMG

Someone get Mecha in here to shitpost DMG until she leaves again, I can't take this shit.

>>5694670
>LD has a server were he talks to himself

>>5694668
Too bad that Paul tainted the LD character.

>>5694694
It was the HG server last night. Holy fuck it was the toppest of keks

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>>5694692
Such is the way of the asylum, inmate.
Don't forget, you're here forever.

>>5694575

>After pounding Azusa's cunt with his eager cock, the man closed his eyes while he felt his orgasm finally hit him. Releasing string after string of his seed into her, the man pulled his shaft to shower her crotch with cum.
>Feeling satisfied, the male arched forward and kissed Azusa's lips after emptying the contents of his balls inside her.

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@Dark Magician Girl#3213
are you there hello

>>5694736
Hello, Darkness, my old friend...

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>>5694322
Ah... Sorrrrry. Mistake!

>>5694723
What did we do to deserve this doctor?

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>>5694625
"How unfortunate! Maybe you should plan smarter?"

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>>5694669
Can't a little girl enjoy Halloween, mister? No need to bring up that silly little thing!

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>>5694607
Kyaaaaaah~!
>She playfully covered her own chest before her lips were swiftly enclosed by his. It muffled all squealing, and she gave in almost immediately, dropping her arms and pressing her bare chest against his. She pulled from him, looking up with a cherry red face as she tried not to smile.
Ooooh noooo...what's the punishment for disobeying Admiral Rance's orders?
>She tried not to giggle, but it still managed to squeak it's way from her lips

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>>5694766
TITO THE DICK, DICKMAN BABY

https://youtu.be/XOaaWGA-XO0

>>5694785
My plan was flawless, you tart! It is not my responsibility to ensure the stagelights are properly secured. I blame the damn stagehands!

>>5694723
>points at Protocol 10 button
Activate it.

>>5694794
Cagliostro 3cute5me. Deserves all the candy.

>>5694785
It looks she's asslamming Trixie while choking her.

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>>5694775
My theory is that Mr. DMG's bad taste somehow formed a sort of sentience - it became a life form unto itself, and it coalesced into a living organism. This abortion of poor life choices and aesthetic preferences became its own individual being, and this being is the infamous Paul. I've looked through his file - there is mentions of him having parents, but I could never find any evidence of such people existing. My theory is the only theory I have come across that explains his existence.

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>>5694811
>TITO THE DICK
It's just Tito Dick you fucking mong.

>>5694832
>there is mentions of him having parents, but I could never find any evidence of such people existing
my sides

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>>5694832
>DMG and Paul are the same person samefagging
habeeb it

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>>5694660
So I got free hugs from a bug pony thing...what should I do with them?

>>5694894
Gives them to Miku. She could use one after yesterday.

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>>5694832
>832 ▶>>5694858 >>5694886
>File: Hugo_Strange_evil.png (227 KB, 935x554)

That's not true I love LD haha fuck my shit up

NUMBER ONE CHERRY PIE, STILL A VIRGIN

>>5694085
An a key is an a key
You cant say it's only half broken.

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>>5694820
I agree! All of it should flow proportionally to the Halloween costumes based on level of cuteness. And that naturally means to me.

>>5694832
Paul is Clayface, doctor. He left a lot of clay on that sharpie he stuck in his pooper.

>>5694950
AN A PRESS IS AN A PRESS

YOU CAN'T SAY IT'S ONLY A HALF

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>>5694726
>Reached orgasm quickly and screamed as Anon's cock flooded her with his seed. Her pussy was still twitching when he took it out and painted her cunt with his warm cum She quickly reached down into her pussy and fingered herself, pushing some of the cum back inside, as she finished cumming from the serious thrusts of anon's hard cock.
>"Th-thank you for fucking me", she said, after she had calmed down. She took her fingers out of her cummy pussy and then put them into her mouth. Sucking on them once and swallowing the cum

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>>5694960
A fascinating theory inmate, but unfortunately, the creature merely stuck a pen in his ass without wiping. Were he Clayface the situation would be far less disgusting.

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>>5694796

I'll think of something afterwards~ I think I'll reward you first for being the best secretary an Admiral can have!
>Within seconds, thanks to his skilled hands and experience with such kind of acts, Rance was completely bare before Kongou. Having dropped all of his clothes next to them, he took a step back as he crossed his arms in front of his muscular form.
Are you planning to make me wait as well? Tsk, tsk! What a cruel way to make your beloved Admiral wait!

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>>5694944
Paula meet da freaka da weeka
DMG's homegirl and no one wants to keep her
but that ain't happenin neither
shake it like a seizure

>>5694960
Pffffffffffttttt

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>>5694813
"Well, you're fine now, right? Don't sue me."

>>5694826
"Trixie wishes Starlight would 'ass-slam' her."

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>>5694978
Hello Fronk.
Captcha: Extra Unsuitable

>>5694989
Not him. Just laughing at this mess.

>>5694988
I would not say what I am 'fine'. I'm unsure if I'm a ghost or if I just somehow magically recovered from 'death by stagelight'. It's all very, very confusing, Trixie of Equestria.

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>>5694977
I PLAY POKEMON GO EVUREY DAY
I PLAY POKEMUN GOH
I PLAY POKEMON GO EVUREY DAY
I PLAY POKEMUN GOH

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>>5694937
Hit Miku with a car, gotcha!

>>5694959
>He walks over and picks up the cute little mage, immediately putting her up over his shoulders for a piggyback ride. He starts to laugh and spin with them, trying to use it as a gauge of cuteness
Hm, this can't possibly be true, but maybe the people don't understand just exactly how cute Cagliostro can be!

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>>5695008
>Pffffft
>Not Fronk
pls
>>5695018
I'M VEGAN!
DEATH TO ALL MEAT EATERS

Holy fuck the shitposting has only increased in desperation. Lord help us

>>5695020
Oh! I know! Shave her head on camera!

>>5695052
Paul's back baby.

>>5694832
I believe this theory to be honest.

>>5695052
>Paul coming back to reclaim the shitpost target from Owain

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>>5695015
"Well, don't haunt Trixie in that case! She can't afford to be haunted right now. Shoo!"

>>5694594
more hugs?

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HEY MATES, TITO DICK HERE

TODAY'S SHITTY MEME IS GONNA BE ABOUT THESE ER- OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE I GOT ANOTHER COPYRIGHT STRIKE FOCKING HELL MATE

- ANYWAYS TODAY'S MEME IS THE ERP THREADS ON FUCKING /TRASH/

>>5695085
We all knew he wouldn't vacate his title much less this place.

>>5695089
I will haunt whoever I damn well please. In fact, just for that, I am going to haunt you twice as much. Unless I'm not actually a ghost, then I will technically not be haunting you at all. It all depends on whether or not I can walk through walls when I need to in order to haunt or, if I'm not actually a ghost, not haunt you.

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How about some thicc morrigan?

>>5695136
That looks so incredibly delicious

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>>5695113
stop ruining pyrocynical for me you fucking shitmememlord

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>>5695113
Oh boi

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>>5694976
Oooooh? You want Kongou to show her own love? Well there's no need to disrobe to do that!
>She bursts forward with her speed, knocking him backwards and onto the desk without mercy. She'd laid him flat out and hopped on, her soft backside dropping down onto his stomach as she leaned forwards with a smile.
No one can match Kongou in a competition of love! Not even someone dumb enough to try and mess with the abyssals!

>>5695113
l i t e r a l l y posting on /trash/

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>>5695152
Mate i wanna fuckin' kill myself alright this is my living okay I gotta make clickbait if I wanna eat mate alright

>>5695158
Oi fuck off mate

>>5695176
Leafy I know that's you mate fuck off stop sending your fanboys to mass flag my videos mate

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>>5695092
"No, you can still haunt someone even if you're not a ghost, though it's usually referred to as being a stalker. And how do you not know if you're a ghost? Just try walking through a wall and you'll get the answer, uh, Mr. Magician-Man."

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>>5695057
Nah I need to use her hair to tie her with
>>5695136
>My minds telling AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGHKILKIKILKIKLLIKIILIKIKLIIKLKILLMURDERMURDERMURDER!
>But my body! My body is telling me I need to pee!

>>5695202
That is not my name. You know my name. I will not be doing anything you suggest until you say it correctly.

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>Thread finally starts getting good again
>Paul comes back

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>>5695045
>The mature girl in in the young body watches with curiosity as the man approaches. On the ready in case he assaults her, she cries out in anger when he reaches down, but quickly settles down when she realizes she's simply atop his shoulders. Laughing proudly, she points forward and pokes at the back of his scalp.
I command you to move, mount! Bring me to the houses so that I may collect!

>no idubbbz ava to roast Owain
why live

>>5695223
>Getting good
Nope, it just got worse because like a dozen new forced boogeyman memes kept getting spammed. This place will never be good.

>>5695223
He never left in the first place. He just made a huge gambit to fool us.

>>5695233
>i'll never fuck cag's thighs while she verbally bullies me

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>>5695223
Ha what a fockin' virgin mate like what kind of name is Paul anyway that kid isn't even funny like that fockin' harambe meme

>>5695244
(Basically this. I figured If I left for a little while you guys could get your shit together and also DMG would talk to me again and neither of those happened so fuck you all)

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>>5695252
What a disgusting little worm you are. Saying such outrageous nonsense as though I would let you come near this perfection. To defile this body is to defile a God! But I can't help but sympathize. Who wouldn't be overwhelmed in my presence?

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>>5695202
>>5695215
(I really need to doublecheck my quoting these days.)

"Uh, Masked Man? Something with the word 'Mask'?"

>>5695280
It takes longer than a week for anything to change, you retard.

>>5695280
How many discord alts you at now? 8? 10?

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>>5695187
ELLO BLAZAZ NFKRZ AIR. Nah I am just kidding. NFKRZ is shit

>>5695289
A-ahhh, please, sweet perfect Cagliostro. Just a little bit? I'll do anything.

>>5695292
I never even wore a mask, you stupid equine! Stop fooling around and say my name correctly!

>>5695293
He's a dumb teenager. in his mind if something doesn't happen immediately it can never happen

>>5695311
14

>>5695293
We've been at it a lot longer than that

>>5695314
>Mocking russian voice
B-BUT A PYRO U MAKE A DE EM ELL GEE TELETOBBIS

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>>5695174

G-Gah!
>Slammed against his desk, Rance tried to slowly stand up and get back at Kongou... Which was unfortunate as he soon found the shipgirl straddling him. Closing a single eye, the Admiral squirmed under her form, unsure of what she'd try next!
>Oh God, someone help.
I-I sure can beat you in a competition like that! I fact, I'll let you take the lead so you can see h-how awesome I am!
... J-Just don't hurt me or anything, you dumb boat!

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>>5695340
how do image

>>5695233
>He takes a firm grip on her ankles and begins to walk, holding her and humming little tunes as he takes her around the block to houses, approaching the first door with the adorable little thing atop his back. He walks forward, pushing the doorbell for her and takes a knee.
Mhm! I got your back, oh cutest one! Just show these people what Cag can really do!
>He laughs, trying not to shake her and her cute outfit around too much.

>>5695340
>14
>You went through the time and effort to make 14 different accounts just to talk to DMG
I'm not even angry anymore. I've become completely numb. Make 5 more.

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>>5695340
>insults British voice
HO BOUT SHROK HES SWEG PIRO?

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>>5695370
Same

>>5695371
Mate I don't even care next you're probably gonna shit on me for making "car sex" or somethin but look mate I don't give a fuck alright mate