HG thread Maybe it was saying I refuse?

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>>5650580
So you were working with Monokuma this whole time? I should've known better.

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>>5650585
Alright then I won't tell you I'm hoping for death... I'm...despairing for death?

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>>5650595
Has everything I've said gone clean through your ears out the other end?
>>5650564
I wouldn't know or care.
...And do I look interested?
>>5650572
.... They do.
And they most certainly have. Our mother was the one who taught us it all, in fact.

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>>5650597 (Ariel)
I mean, she left anyway, so... I probably shouldn't speak about her behind her back. Take a page from my own book for once.
...No, but it was worth a shot anyway. I, for one, am glad she's here despite the chaos that will happen because of it, but that's just me.

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>>5650597
Of course they do. And that sounds amzing.
*she is silent for a moment*
Pardon me but would raising the dead be a skill in your family?

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>>5650599
This is getting ridiculous...

>>5650593
Who's car did I hit again?

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>>5650599
May you rest well, miss.

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>>5650578
Doesn't ring a bell. Probably for the better that I don't know them. It sounds like a lump of meat that nobody really likes. I'm going to read some manga for now so the most I can say to you before I go is the advice that you should make sure that your death isn't too painful.

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>>5650606
You should listen to Byakuya. This is a life-of-death game. Your "friendship" doesn't have a value here

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>>5650608
Despairing? Did you watch a video that was uploaded to Youtube by Junko Enoshima?

>>5650602
I-is Alter Ego around again? Without him I would rather not..

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>>5650599
Is there a moral conundrum of taking money off of an unconscious individual? Perhaps....
...
>She takes the money anyways.

>>5650619
Mine.

>>5650622
This should not prove fatal to my metal body...so why...are systems shutting....down....

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>>5650622
She must feel upset. If she is up.

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>>5650623
But she's one of your classmates? That's what she told me anyways.

>>5650632
You don't have a car. Robot's aren't allowed to drive, just like how Vampires can't play baseball.

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>>5650638
Congrats to Monokuma, and thanks for hosting, dude!

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>>5650627
It's not just the friendship, but the hope that comes from it is what can defeat despair, but you wouldn't understand it..

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>>5650638
Well done sir! Hopefully this makes you staying up feel a little better.

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>>5650644
>>5650638
Thank you for hosting.

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>>5650629
You mean that 'Hot gamer girl gets pierced multiple times' video?
Yeah I saw that. Such a misleading title....

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>>5650638
Wew lass. Thanks for hosting

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>>5650593
Correct.

>never try to seriously rp a tuhu on cocaine. Shit happens

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>>5650640
On the contrary, Vehicles driven by machines have been proven by studies to be much safer then vehicles driven by humans.

And I have never once heard of this supposed vampire rule.

>>5650644
Defeated by a bear...how familiar.
Thank you for hosting.

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>>5650638
Thanks I guess and congratulations.

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>>5650644
Quite deserving of it as well. Only Ms. Aigis could come close.

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>>5650616
They are good people. At least, Amelia is.
....
>She stares at the woman, idly examining her hand
It's been done before. And it's certainly tricky. Why do you ask?
>>5650615
Well, don't let me stop you.
And she sounds like nothing more than a headache.
>>5650644
Congratulations. And thank you.

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>>5650653
Thanks for hosting

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>>5650613
...Maybe?

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>>5650638
And that is the end of Monokuma Theatre! Always bringing despair for all of you!
Thank you for hosting

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>>5650648
Yes, that one. I never expected that the combination of a title and video like that could drive the entire world to despair..

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>>5650642
>>5650646
>>5650649
>>5650651
>>5650652
>>5650655
>>5650656
>>5650658
It was a pleasure. Thank you for having me.
>>5650655
May I ask another question? Have you done it here by any chance?

https://github.com/Floens/Clover/releases/tag/v2.2.0

Clover 2.2.0 is available for download

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>>5650653
>Monokuma has 7 kills.

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>>5650655
Talking about her, or not talking about her? Because I'm fine with both.
And, uh, Ivan would probably agree with you, there. Let's just say that she's more of a nutcase than Ivan is, although she's a nice gal at times.

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>>5650650
Welcome back to the hunger games. But in any case, Law Ninja Assassin's do not exist in any capacity and I would suggest you to not fabricate such lies in the future.

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>>5650653
Thank you for hosting and congrats to the bear.

>>5650664
I was more let down really... And the brainwashing was amateur at best, I just followed everyone else when they fell to despair for something to do.
Watch what happens.

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Someone play GTA Online with me.

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>>5650680
I will

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>>5650667
I most certainly haven't. I personally tend to find the idea distasteful.
...And it often requires at least one other, simply to give me time to catch breath. I assume you have a reason as to why?
>>5650672
Either.
And I don't quite understand why any would care for her company.

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>>5650679
I was locked up in a school with the mastermind. I'm not sure if that's much better. At least you're alive, unlike most of my friends, so there's still hope for you.. right?

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>>5650684
...U-Um. This is a first.
And I guess that opposites attract in some places. I mean, some people enjoy her company. Like Lithuania, who has a crush on her!

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>>5650678
Well ofcourse they are not heard of. They are ninja's!

>thank you. Been back for awhile, but not much time to do more than work

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>>5650680
>mfw my brother took it back with him to college
>>5650679
You are welcome, sir.
>>5650684
I see. As you can tell, I am not exactly alive. This isn't my first time being this way either. The last time someone had revive me. I have to assume it's happening this time as well. I wish to find whoever it is.

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Hajime, you still can't figure out my true identity?

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>>5650700
I hope you enjoy, sir.

>>5650700
KONO DIO DA

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>>5650683
I feel like you are fucking with me here

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>>5650697
I don't see how.
...And they must be in a poorer mental state.
>>5650699
Are you certain you simply didn't feel like resting?

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>>5650709

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>>5650699
Get it back.

I wanna play with some HGrs damnit

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>>5650693
I'll follow what the masses follow.
I'm not really one for home or despair, I'm more interested in just humans.
>>5650700
Can I guess?
You're really Osama bin laden back from the dead inhabiting the body of a bear.

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>>5650711
Truthfully yeah, but playing GTA with you sounds pretty rad tbqhwy.

>>5650722
Post your ava and I'll think about it.

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>>5650719
I mean, I'm never told that I can choose between talking and not talking, so this is a first.
Nah, Lithuania's a fairly serious guy. One of the Baltic States; in fact, he lived with me for a while. I don't know what he sees in her, but... I'm not judging him.

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>>5650719
Not entirely. It is a better thought than that but I don't want to give myself hope.
>>5650722
>I have to wait till Christmas for that to happen. I will still be here.

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>>5650698
...Fair point.
I believe it's about time for my body to recharge, Farewell.

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>>5650707
Wow, that's a nice image, thank you sir!
>>5650727
Really? Well, I might as well give you some clues to help you figure out my identity

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>>5650700
I'm still working on it... Give me time.

>>5650728
>gay ERPing happens ingame.

Oh, yeah! Work that shotgun pump! Polish my chamber oni-chan!

Uguu~ Your tank wont fit!

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>>5650731
Why does that matter?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThlhSnRk21E

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>>5650727
That actually sounds rather nice.. As long as you don't use despair to get reactions out of them. But you wouldn't do something like that, right?
>Starts nervously laughing

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>>5650735
Goodbye.

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>>5650743
Ok, Mr. Decadence. The class trial will not start anyway until you collect all of the bullets

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>>5650746
Sign me the fuck up fambulance

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>>5650732
It's not as if I'm to force you.
...And your character statement hardly leaves me reassured.
>>5650734
And what might that be?
>>5650735
Farewell.

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>>5650779
I feel conflicted, I'll be honest.
Is this because I said he lived with me for a while? Dude, he's much older than you think. He's older than I am; he just lived with me for a while.

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>>5650736
Yeah, hook me up with a beary good clue.

>>5650751
Y-Yeah... I wouldn't do anything like that... What do you take me for, some kind of monster?

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>>5650779
To think that I am moving by myself and not some force controlling me. It would really ease my mind if that were true.

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>>5650803
Age doesn't necessarily imply sanity.

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>>5650813
I mean, you've got me there. Some old nations aren't exactly... There. Except for China and India, they seem stable. Lithuania's smart, and if all else fails, he's got Poland by his side.

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>>5650810
Fuuuuuu your Persona 4 bear puns!

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>>5650810
You should wait for the Monokuma Theatre to get any clues

Hey, I can' post here the images twice, but can I post the copy of the image I already posted?

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>>5650811
Well, it's not as if you've been forced to do anything, yes?
>>5650821
You'd know better than I, with all of that.
And you're not exactly normal, yourself.
>>5650828
>You can edit one pixel of an image and then post it.

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>>5650828
If you change the image in any way, like adding a tiny dot to it, then it should work.
>>5650830
I haven't but that's what it was like last time as well.

>>5650797
what's this from?

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>>5650825
It's unbearable isn't it?
Does it drive you into desbear anon?~
>>5650828
Can't you give me just one?
Am I suppose to know you?

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>>5650836
You're in for a wild ride, anon.

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>>5650830
If you attended a World Meeting for a day, you'd get what I'm talking about...
>He laughs a simple laugh.
I mean, do any of us look normal? Compared to other nations, I'm an average one. I mean, at least I'm not Russia.

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>>5650835
If you were revived with a purpose, you should feel some sort of compulsion towards that goal.
...To assume you were 'risen' rather than properly restored.
>>5650836
>A super long-ass comic thing called Redemption Camp. Triggered the hell out of people last week.
>>5650845
You all dress like idiots, as far as I'm concerned. And it's not as if I can properly draw a conclusion so soon, either.

>>5650843
post it for me pls

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>>5650841
Nope. But there is at least one guy who might know me
Thats all! For more information wait for the Theatre!

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>>5650841
No, I just hated his bear puns in persona 4

>>5650849
Redemption camp

Search on nhentai

I'm sad please cheer me up HG

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>>5650848
We dress like idiots, huh? I bet Feliks would love to have a word with you on that... I don't look that bad, do I?
I mean, then again, you've only saw him for a few days, so I'm not expecting you to be like "Oh, Ivan's better than you". Then again, I can already guess what your conclusion will be after enough time passes.

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>>5650849
>Here's a link to the first chapter.
https://nhentai.net/g/164776/
>>5650848
I well...
I guess that is true. It just seems to good to be true.

>>5650862
You're a good man.
People love you.
They care for you.
Everyone has their moments every once in a while, and that's okay.
You'll pull through this.
Everything will be okay,

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>>5650862
You know, killing yourself might make you feel better.

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>>5650852
If your kill streak is any indicator(as well as your ava), I think I might know

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>>5650862
You know what cheets me up?
Donating to the Moriya Shrine.

>>5650863
The numbers Alfred, what do they mean?

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>>5650874
Yeah... No.

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>>5650876
I dunno. What numbers? What numbers are you talking about-- This is about Area 51, isn't it? What do you want from me, goddamnit?!

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>>5650862
Why don't you treat yourself to a milkshake or something?

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>>5650877
It might help, you can't know for sure.

>>5650880
DAMNIT WHY CAN'T YOU REMEMBER! WE ARE AT DEFCON 2! JUST TELL US THE NUMBERS!

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>>5650872
My current ava and my killstreak are not the indicators of my true identity

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>>5650862
It could always be worse... You could be a gay sandnigger who shoots up gay night clubs, all because your pedo religion says fucking men is only okay untill they hit puberty.

>>5650860
>>5650864
>that nice guy page
holy shit i've not laughed that hard in a while

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>>5650892
Damn

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>>5650891
WHAT NUMBERS, ANON? 1776? 1941? WHAT GODDAMN NUMBERS DO YOU WANT?!

New clover is alright. Will need some time to get used to it :/

>>5650903
TWO
ATOM
BOMBS

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>>5650864
>>5650894
>Let's murder my dad!
>Oh hey. I wasn't really in love with you, I fuck other guys on the side too. Gonna sell that necklace too.
MC confirmed for fucking retard. I hope she gets murdered next chapter.

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>>5650908
>Throwing you onto /diy/ when you exit and open the app again instead of the thread you were at
>Alright
No.

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>>5650908
>but barely anything changed

>>5650903
Hundreds of sleeper agents...hidden in every state capitol ready to poison thousands of our countrymen.

FOR GODS SAKE LISTEN AGAIN
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>>5650863
To our standards of dress, yes.
And I tend not to pass judgement so easily. Often, at least.
>>5650862
>Here
>Also looking back to try and find this image I realized I completely missed someone's slowish reply.
>If you're still here, fuck I'm sorry.

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>>5650911
OH, THOSE. I MEAN, JUST GIVE ME A SECOND, LEMME GET YOU THE CODES FOR 'EM... HOW LONG WERE THE CODES, AGAIN? SIX DIGITS, RIGHT?

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>>5650916
I'm bothered that I can't quote posts without it opening the reply box anymore.

>>5650917
No idea what you mean, plenty has changed.

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>>5650894
>One of the things I can say that made me laugh for a while
>>5650914
>Oh it gets crazier and you will hate her more as it goes on.

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>>5650896
Yup. I am not Junko. Well, I am not going to die, so you still have the time to figure it out

when are we going to host some HG on /vip/?

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>>5650929
>I just went to the settings and set it to the way I had in the previous versio
>though 2.2.0 is a lot smoother

>did you upgrade from 1.x ?

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>>5650918
I'VE WRITTEN THEM DOWN, ANON, AND I'LL NEVER FORGET THEM AGAIN! YOU HAVE MY WORD ON IT! THOSE BASTARDS WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT THEM!
>>5650919
Man, not my fault you guys are fancy with your dresses. If I was wearing a cape, you'd take me seriously.
Often, but I must be an exception. I mean, it's pretty easy to assume what I'm gonna be like, right? I guess I shouldn't be digging a deeper hole.

>using clover
>when 4chanx exists

>>5650943
HAVE YOU NOTIFIED THE PENTAGON? WHAT ABOUT THE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE?

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>>5650947
>using a mobile 4chan app
>when a browser extension for 4chan exists

>nigga what

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>>5650943
I wear robes, not a cape.
Hmh. And you're right there, at least.
>>5650864
>And sorry to you.
And if it is true? By any means, just enjoy your new lease on life, I suppose.

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>>5650962
It's fine miss. And I'll try to miss. I just hope I don't suddenly collapse one day.

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>>5650939
Yeah, that's what I did. I guess I'll have to play with the settings.

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>>5650953
WE'RE BUSY POLISHING OFF OUR ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE PLAN (which is a real thing, by the way)! DON'T WORRY, I'LL TELL THEM AS SOON AS I CAN, ANON!
>>5650962
Tomato, tomato.
See? The hero is smart like that! It's a hit or miss, there! Anyway, yep, first impressions are everything, and as you can guess, mine ain't exactly graceful.

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>>5650965
Hmh. And why would that happen? Some arbitrary task being fulfilled?

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>>5650968
>ah, from that version to this one is a much bigger jump

>you can still get the old version of F-Droid

>>5650954
:^)

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>>5650973
This one has it's ups, I guess. I'm the type to get used to the newest version no matter what. Thanks.

>>5650969
WHY DIDN'T YOU START THAT SOONER! YOU WOULD THINK AFTER THE INCIDENT IN 63 YOU WOULD HAVE TAKEN CARE OF IT BY NOW!

DAMN WE DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS. WE ARE MINUTES FROM ARMAGEDDON.

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>>5650969
When was the last you had a positive one?

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>>5650970
Well yes, Ms. Ariel. In the case of if I was revived by someone, that would happen. But I'll try not to think of that.

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>>5650978
> (^=

>>5650983
>it's pretty comfy, just mess with the settings and advanced settings

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>>5650984
ANON, I KNOW THAT THE HERO SHOULD RARELY SHOW FEAR, BUT I'M SCARED. WHAT SHOULD I DO? WHAT'S GOING ON? TELL ME WHAT TO DO, AND I'LL FRIGGIN' EXECUTE IT AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE!
>>5650990
...Hm... Yesterday. Met a guy named Phillip, and ironically, it was at the same time when Rika ran away. It's been a good day since then, apart from that death threat earlier today.

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Singles-drink

Doubles-avafag a random upotte gun

Trips-troll erp

Let's see what I get

>>5650998
CUBA! THE SOURCE OF THE NUMBERS STATION IS IN CUBA! ON BOARD A RUSSIAN VESSEL NAMED THE RUSALKA! OUR CIA OPERATIVE WENT DARK! THE COMMUNISTS ARE ON TO US! THEY ARE DESPERATE AFTER THE FAILED INVASION OF AFGHANISTAN!

WE HAVE TO INTERVENE NOW!

>>5651006
DRINK DRINK DRINK

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>>5650993
If they wished you two. And then you pass on. But in this case, I doubt it happened.
If nothing else, it's possible that sheer will to live has brought you back.
>>5650998
And before that?

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Can I ask you a honest question? What's the deal with the canon shit? Like it's canon rp?

>>5651012
>>5650983
oh whoops.

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>>5651009
>chugs crown royal

>>5651012
Noncanon for fan art
Canon for screencaps from the show

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>>5651008
S-SHIT! UH... UM...! IF THEY DON'T DISENGAGE PEACEFULLY, WE'LL HAVE TO ATTACK WITH BRUTE FORCE! TELL THEM TO EITHER STOP, OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES! I DON'T WANT TO BREAK OUT THE NUKES!
>>5651010
I mean, I haven't met anyone new in a while, so gimme a second to think of one.
...Plu- No, Pickle-pee. She was a nice gal, and we're good friends!

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>>5651012
>I've been assuming NONCAN is anything not taken from the main series itself.
>>5651032
...And how long ago was that?

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>>5651030
but then what's with the filenames like this?
>>5650968

>>5651040
No fucking idea

>>5651032
THEY HAVE THE UPPER HAND YOU FOOL!

WE MUST INVADE! NOW!

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>>5651035
...Um... Like, um... A week or maybe two ago. I haven't met anyone new since then.
>>5651048
INVADE THEM! GO ALL IN, AND IF THE RUSSIANS HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT, TELL THEM TO KISS GOOD 'OL GRANDPA LENIN GOODBYE!

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>>5651046
....You're not being very helpful, Anon....

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>>5651040
>Laziness possibly.
>>5651055
So...very, very rarely.

>>5651060
Well I don't know everything

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>>5651055
HOOAH! COMMENCING OPERATION TROPICAL FREEDOM! THANK YOU SIR!

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>>5651010
I do think I went too early. If anything, this conversation will let me enjoy my life, for lack of a better word, a little more. Thank you, Ariel. I must get back to resting.

Good night ladies and gentlemen.

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>>5651064
I like this answer a lot better....
>>5651068
Why can't you take the time to learn more about the guy then?...

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>>5651064
Pretty rarely do I see anyone new nowadays, yeah. Hell, if you want to talk about people in this arena I haven't met yet? I just saw Belarus now. Does that count?
>>5651069
GODSPEED, ANON! IF THEY DARE STEP ON MY COUNTRY'S LAND, THEY'RE DEAD! IT'S BETTER DEAD THAN RED, AFTER ALL! DURUFU~!
>>5651071
G'night, the both of ya!

>>5651076
You want the answer, I don't.
Do your own research

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>tfw u was betray by ur best friend

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>>5651083
I don't need this shit. I just got the new Hgame that all the fags online have been talking about. About to go spankcrazy down in the basement. Bye.
>No really, gnight HG.

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>>5651071
It's life enough, even if your heart doesn't beat. Farewell, Sienna.
>She finally gets around to collecting her little braziers.
>>5651080
That would imply that they're new to you, does it not?
>>5651087
Thankfully, Amelia would never do that.
>>5651076
>Just seems the most likely.
>>5651088
>Night.

>>5651087
F cody

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>>5651088
Goodnight, forever a virgin-san.

>>5651102
F Mion

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>>5651099
Well... Kinda, but in the case of people I haven't seen in the arena yet, Belarus is a new face, hehe. That's pretty much it, dude.
>>5651088
See ya later!

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>>5651114
You're even worse at this than I'd imagined.

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>>5651122
What do you want me to say? I haven't seen anyone else around here since, dude. I'll always be eccentric, I guess.

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>tfw ERP is dead

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>>5651129
Worse at first impressions, I'd meant.
What a shame.

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>>5651146
>mfw erp a ded

>>5651146
Good

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>>5651163
>>5651146
>mfw we're technically dead too

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>>5651152
Ah, much better. And it's pretty easy to have good first impressions if you can say the right things at the right times.
...Uh-huh. It's a shame I'll always be happy-go-lucky.

>>5651167
We're not dead, yet.

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>>5651146
>Offer to suck dick in the erp thread
>It's still dead
Why tho?

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>>5651163
>>5651166
B-but that's where I typefuck!
I ain't going to F-List or Discord!

>>5651174
Degenerates like you deserve to suffer

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>>5651168
And you practically never actually do that, hm?
>She covers her mouth with a hand for a few seconds

Dead hours is best hours, prove me wrong.

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>>5651192
Prove yourself right first, baka.

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>>5651187
But anon we're all degenerates.

>>5651192
1 post per minute

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>>5651196
Play GTA Online with me Hoshi

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>>5651191
Funny, but I mean at the beginning of conversations. Say the right things at the right times and you'll be good.
...Oh, come off it! It wasn't even that good of an insult!

>>5651146
Good riddance
we don't need threads which harbor real life dogfuckers

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>>5651192
Dead hours are only good if someone takes advantage of it any starts going fun stupid roleplay or someone starts a new meme.
Otherwise it's the worst thing ever.

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>>5651205
Nice meme, my answer is no.

Also, did you mean GTA 5?

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>>5651087
HE DID IT AGAIN WTF

>>5651199
No, everyone here pretends to be degenrate

Real degenerates like you feel at home

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>>5651167
We were alive to begin with?

>>5651174
Go typefuck yourself then?

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>>5651215
No. GTA Online is it's own game...that just requires GTA 5 to play.

It's fun!

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>>5651227
Blasphemy, you spit on the graves of the predecessors.

>>5651229
I'm glad you find it fun.

>>5651211
>Implying someone here wouldn't fuck a dog
>>5651225
Nice projecting.
>>5651227
That's not fun.

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>>5651192
>I like them, but I prefer when it's just a bit more active.
>Cozy shooting the shit with Rika and Urotsuki are some of my favorite times for example. Like that one time they got drunk.
>>5651210
Hm? Oh, I was doing something else, not laughing. I never laugh, now do I?

>>5651242
SWP doesn't post here anymore, so no, we don't have dog fuckers

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>>5651237
You can have fun too! Come on Hoshizzle lets murk some players

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>>5651248
I can tell. Anyway, I'm not gonna ask what you were doing there, since that's your business and not mine, but... Time sure flies, doesn't it?

>>5651249
We did, that's my point.
There will be dogfuckers regardless of what thread it is.
She's also being shunned and shitposted to death for it too, so...

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>>5651253
But I don't own GTA 5.

>>5651261
You are on 4chan

You will be shitposted for being a weird fuck

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>>5651249
>>5651211
>>5651242
>>5651261
Look, fucking dogs dogs is completely fine, but she's an airheaded bitch in general. I don't give a fuck what she puts in her puss hole.

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>>5651263
Damn. I tihnk you would be fun to play with. oh well

>>5651260
You might actually guess right, and it certainly does.
>>5651261
>I don't know what passed through their head when they thought saying it was a good idea.
>Also I have no clue who said it too so that doesn't help.

>>5651269
No shit Sherlock.
>>5651270
Yeah.

I just hate the drama there, it's gotten really bad, I'd argue worse than this place, which is really sad.

I remember on /b/ it used to just be a place for people to fap and that was mostly it.

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>>5651279

>>5651281
go to /ftt/ if you want to wank

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>>5651279
...I don't know what you mean by that first bit. And it's not because I'm dense, so don't you dare say that!
Man. Would you believe me if I told you I've been here for about... Fifteen hours, now?

>>5651286
The hell is that?

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>>5651276
I'd just end up screwing you guys over for the keks.

>>5651281
At least the only drama here is usually just centered on me and the people who dislike me. If you know me personally, you'll understand what's going on and it won't bother you too much.

But you have to know, nobody just gets shitposted for fucking dogs, which I don't even know is true or not, but yeah, if I were shitposting her because she was being a total bitch, I'd totally go for the dog thing. So it's nice to know the intent of the people who shitpost and not take their posts at face value. Chances are they're worse off than the person who's getting shitposted in a number of areas they're insecure about and what I said goes for me as well as everybody.

>>5651294
fapping together thread

has been on /trash/ since always
they post good porn, and basically just fap together, no drama, just fapping
>>5634006
>>5634006
>>5634006
>>5634006
>>5634006

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>>5651292
Hmh. And what do you mean by "you can tell"? And what I was doing if I wasn't laughing or the like should be obvious.
I'd say you might well have more physical endurance than I. Not that that's an achievement....
>>5651294
>Fapping Together Threads, if memory serves.

>>5651303
good job on jinxing it, m8
drama will befall on their thread soon

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>>5651303
We're fine with fapping together ironically here.

No need to go full assburgers and literally fap together. I'll fap on my own time, I don't need all these fucking rules.

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>>5651303
That sounds pretty gay if you ask me.

>>5651312
they don't have anything that can cause drama
>>5651314
they just post porn as far I notice
>>5651319
You're pretty gay

>>5651303
>>5651309
Oh, right.
It's not really the same though,
Sure I like posting lewd pictures but there really isn't anywhere good to typefuck.
I guess I could always try discord...

>>5651319
you of all people saying this.

When are you going to come out of the closet?

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>>5651237
>type long post and select img, page reloads after selecting img.

You're right. It just feels dead compared to the olddays on /b.

Back when Booker had to shit on every ava.


I miss those days

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>>5651309
"I can tell you don't laugh". Oh, and you were yawning. Of course you were. The hero knew that all along, hush now.
The hero needs to be in tiptop shape, after all! No matter how much sleep he gets, he'll be able to do anything he wants to!

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>>5651331
>>5651321

>>5651249
>>5651261
>>5651270

Who was swp?

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>>5651332
We all do.
Sad that we really won't ever get it back.
I doubt even if /b/ removed the avafag rule it would have really change much.
I guess it's just best to accept the fact that are aren't in the golden age anymore.

>>5651339
Southern War Princess , a shipgirl avatar

>>5651337
You know the memes will stop when you finally just admit it.

>>5651348
Southern fucked dogs? Irl? Or here?

>>5651358
She talked a lot about her dead dog

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>>5651321
You see, I don't fap like a total nigger in a community riot, looting the stores for whatever they can get their hands on. I put all my fappable material in the Wank Bank and fap with interest. I don't want to sit in a fucking thread with a half hard on waiting for some idiot to post good porn that probably is just some autistic commission of tits and ass shaped all wrong. You don't know which degenerate is going to snipe your boner.

I'll look through, save the shit I like, and fap to it when I'm in the mood for that kind of shit.

I call it "White Fapping"

>>5651346
>>5651332
It's only been two years, dummies. Seth and I are on the case. It would help if people started caring more and being more proactive, but we're not asking anybody to waste more time than they have to. We'll hit a sweet spot eventually. We have better games now than we did months ago, and all we need is some good new ground to spread the games. I don't know how many of you have hosted on /b/ recently, but their reactions call back to the ones I got in the old days with my first code. It was a warm and innocent feeling.

There is hope, believe in those who believe in the games if you can't believe in them yourself.

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>>5651336
Hmpf. Even I'm not entirely humorless. But yes, I was.
And at this rate, you'll need to turn in, as well.

>>5651365
call it yellow fapping since you're a gook

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>>5651358
>>5651362
So it's not even actually fucking a dog. It's about that one or more times she talked about the damn dog and the dog fucking became a thing.

See? Memes, if it works on getting her upset. Well shit, not much we can do for her.

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>>5651366
As you can probably guess, I'm the man at insults. A total contrast to my personality, I know. It was obvious you were yawning, come on now.
...I'll have to turn in, but it feels weird because I'm doing it at the same time as you will.

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>>5651371
Why should I? You white people are already our bitches with the money you owe us. I'll be popping open that nice can of White Fapping on your dime.

>>5651383
Did you just assume my race?
I'm actually an alien and I'm offended.

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>>5651362
>some people consider their pets to be family

>missing their dead pet makes them an animal fucker.

Really?

>>5651387
Yes

Incest is Wincest

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>>5651386
>Not assuming a white identity on the internet.

>>5651387
Guts, if it pisses her off because she acts like a bitch in a totally other deserving way, you bet people are going to shit on whatever they can make up.

Really? Yes, fucking really. You understand this at this point in the game, no?

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>>5651382
I doubt that...and yet you assumed I was laughing or smiling.
Not like it's that big of a deal. A shame...I was hoping I might spot Mizore today.

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>>5651365
I would be more active, if not for my work schedule...

>>5651394
Rayyycist lmao

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>>5651398
Me to

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>>5651402
Ayy lmao

>>5651394
Hey Hoshi. It's 10 degrees outside and it's raining, but I promised myself I'd take a walk in the morning.
Should I still do it?

>>5651406
ayyy lmao
we're going to prove you

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>>5651396
I just wait for the perfect opportunity to say them, that's all. And shaddup, I totally knew you were yawning!
...Still don't know who Mizore is. Hm. I guess I'll have to look for her next time the coin picks me. Or if I come here by choice. It's kind of a deal to me, but... Yo, can I ask you to deliver a message to someone if you're able to?

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>>5651409
We Asians have honor, so if I were you, I'd do it. If your self values argue against such a promise in favor of comfort and efficiency but you still need to fulfill an exercise requirement, find a way to do it at home, but do not sit on your ass and do nothing at all.

>>5651423
Thanks, Hoshi. I'll be back in an hour.

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>>5651418
>She rolls her eyes
Mizore Shirayuki. And I guarantee nothing.

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>>5651394
I haveno problem with people hating someone because of how they act. Even torwards friends.

It's calling them a dog fucker, cause they miss their dog that makes me go wtf!

By that standard, I fuck cats, dogs, and birds. All because I cared for, and miss, my pets

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>>5651425
Enjoy.

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Say mean things to me.

>>5651435
I wanna fuck that boypussy

>>5651435
I have no opinions on you

YOUMU IS A BIRDFUCKER

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>>5651428
Still don't know who it is.
...I don't know if... Like, Rika, Australia and all of them live in the same house, but... If you see Rika outside of here, tell her that I'm legitimately sorry for upsetting her, will you? It'll be the last good thing the hero does today.
>>5651435
I hope your earphones never work when you use them.

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>>5651443
Haha. You're funny.

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>>5651438
O-Oh...
>>5651439
But everyone should have opinions of me! I'm important!
>>5651444
It wouldn't surprise me actually, I need a new pair. I've owned this pair for near a year and I have a tendency to break them easily.

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>>5651429
You can't gauge shitposting with reason, the only thing that makes sense is this-

You dislike this person, you need to make her look unfavorable and horrible in character, anything is free game to twist into a narrative of your choosing to belittle them and put them in a negative light.

These shitposters don't care about reason, they don't care the difference to comparing missing to fucking.

All they hear is one patient zero anon going "She fucks dogs!" and they're all on the bandwagon of calling her a dogfucker. You think they're going to give her a chance and exert the labor of finding out if she actually did or put down their new fun thing to be considerate and not shitpost her at all?

They probably don't like her to begin with so you can forget about that.

Say a person with a big enough voice goes and tells them all how stupid their reason is, like you, you know what they'll say?

"It was just a prank bro, wtf?"

And you're sitting there looking like the asshole and congrats, you've earned the white knight achievement, a title these same memeing fucks have given you.

That's the internet, Guts.

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>>5651454
Huh, really? I thought that was a good insult, but if not, then... Anyway! I hope your internet connection never works again!

>>5651454
let me fuck your BP

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>>5651444
I'll keep my eyes out for something that might look like a 'tank', then.

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>>5651464
You're getting really unlucky with these things huh?
My internet connection hasn't worked for three months and I've already organised cancelling it due to the ISPs incompetence.

Wanna try again? Third times the charm.
>>5651465
... What's in it for me?

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>>5651472
Yep. If you see a eye larger than my ego, chances are that's her. Be cautious, however, because it might be that bastard of a doppelgänger.
...You know, although we're not exactly on good terms yet, I enjoyed talking to you. You may not have made any promises on that, but... You're doing a good thing, Ariel. I'll be sure to buy you lunch sometime.
>>5651481
...S-Shit, dude, throw me a bone here! I hope that... I hope that all your leftovers are unevenly heated up in the microwave! Boom!

>>5651481
Feeling good and a good time?

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>>5651455
Sorry, I keep forgetting that most people today, both on and offline, don,t know shit about how to insult.

Let alone how to defend someone without looking like a white knight virgin.

>I'm shitfaced frm chugging crown royal

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>>5651488
Yes, yes. I can handle it.
And the good is yet to be seen.

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>>5651488
Yeah I could see that happening I guess. I've got some honey mustard chicken that I i as thinking of heating up and putting in a sandwich later...
>>5651491
That's not a good time for me... Unless you're a qt spider grill the answer is no.

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>>5651494
>I'm eating gummy bears :3

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>>5651497
If you can handle being violated like that if that bastard catches you, I have no doubts in your abilities.
Whether it happens or not doesn't matter; knowing that the first step's been taken has calmed me down enough. Thanks, Ariel. I'll make sure to repay you sometime.
>>5651502
Boom, roasted! There's nothing that the heroine can't do! Want me to give you another insult, or is everything all good for now?

>>5651503
I'll eat your gummy bears in a minute

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>>5651511
There's only seven left.

>>5651516
>Takes one of the gummies and eats it.
Thanks. They taste pretty alright.

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>>5651510
I doubt it could come close to what I've seen.
And don't worry about such things.

I am more depressed than Izaya

t.nobody

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>>5651525
I'd hate to have been you, then. God knows what you've seen that the oldest nations haven't.
I'm worrying about it because it's the least I can do to show my appreciation, you know? Saying "thanks" isn't gonna cut it. I guess I'm just holding you up at this point, huh? Want me to let you go to sleep?

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>>5651522
I see you created a disproportion of give to take between us, anon. You've eaten my gummy bear and in order not to come off as weak and stay in character, I must now demand from you something in return ensuring our relationship in future RP interactions. I also like how you complimented my gummy bears giving me the chance to say "T-they're nothing special!", I'm sure this was intentional and planned months beforehand, kudos to you.

You're not so bad at this, anon.

>>5651536
No I'm merely being a retarded fuck with nothing better to do with their time so I'm sitting here lurking random threads, listening to music and munching on MnM's

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>>5651542
The true path to being an RP master is realizing the many vibrations your posts make and what effects the waves resulting from them have on the universe around you and others.

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>>5651535
...The destruction of nations and an era at an age nobody should ever have to see anything grim.
>She gets a far-off look in her eye, kind of just staring in to the distance, before shaking her head
And I've done more complex things. At least this won't take any energy out of me.
But yes, I rather would.

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>>5651536
>you're trying too hard again

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>>5651553
Come at me Guts...

I've transcended this plane of RP.

I am a being greater than you.

I can achieve what you barely can without greentext. I am..


Free...

>>5651503
That better be Haribo gummibears, you gook.

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>>5651556
>swings transcended slayingdword at you

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>>5651549
Sounds like China's got a lot to catch up on in that department, huh? Hey, now, cheer up! You've got a bright future ahead of you; that amounts to something, right? You really are doing the right thing by at least trying to help me, Ariel.
>Alfred opens his mouth before closing it, chuckling to himself.
Nah, nah, nevermind. Next time I see you, you're gonna have the best burger of your life, alright?

>>5651561
DWORD!

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>>5651560