HG THREAD
WELCOME TO THE NUTSHACK!
>>5649750
Try not bein a bitch if you want people to cooperate. Fuck you, I'm out.
>He walks away
I need all of your big fat cocks in my mouth right now.
>>5649755
more like the chinc shack
>>5649715
>quickly swipes it
Next time don't go around accusing people of wrong doings without any evidence. That should be a basic human principle.
>>5649726
With your girlfriend? Why would I want to get in the way of true love, "Matsuda-kun"?
>>5649742
Awww I was getting excited there.
>>5649750
Hehe! Have a problem with my singing?
>>5649750
>>5649802
>Stands up and dusts off his coat.
Well, that's that. I have no more business with you.
>>5649755
I watched the first episode. Still better than (Your favorite anime)
>>5649814
>>5649726
Owie... What? Oh, never mind. I bet that was just a super duper smart way of saying something reeeally romantic! Ehehehe.
Goodnight! I haven't said that yet, riiight?
I'm leaving now, s-so goodnight! Again?
Annnyway...
Iloveyoumatsuda-kunbuhbye!
>runs off in the opposite direction of where her bed is at
>>5649777
>>5649787
It is highly illogical for Subaru to have only 300 yen if both the gardener and I were to obtain this amount...unless...
Subaru, might I thoroughly check your pockets?
>>5649745 (Aigis)
Yeah, interesting! All the little intricacies gives life that little spice, you know? I dunno what life would be like without those behind-the-scenes crews. I don't know if you get what I'm saying here at all, and you're probably not, are you?
>>5649750 (Ariel)
Mhm. Either way, if I mention two people, she or the doppelgänger would probably listen. I'm not gonna say their names, however. Mostly due to privacy and safety concerns.
...But I don't wanna go to bed early, damnit. I can stay up a little bit more!
>>5649760 (America)
That's pretty rude, dude, but it can only be expected from America. Anyway, ironically, the same's been happening to me as well. Soviet's giving me crap because of it even though my boss calls all the shots, you know?
...Is there a guy shaped like Russia there, too? Dumb question, but I'd like to know.
>>5649770
You showed me not a shred of respect or common sense. Why should I give any?
Good riddance.
>>5649814
Only that it wasn't in something that could be understood.
>>5649817
A..."thank you"...would be appreciated. And customary.
>>5649802
>She appears more preoccupied with catching her breath.
Ok I gotta crash already. Preseason comin at me like a train. Night y'all.
>>5649829
>trying this hard
Just stop trying to force this ship. You shouldn't have picks up the character to ship with based kf
>>5649837
Behind the scenes crews? Do you perhaps refer to one of the many celestial beings that make up the various pantheons of human belief?
>>5649828
>
>>5649841
Well I wasn't putting on a show for you,fraulein.
>>5649848
I want to ship with based kf.
>>5649835
No you cannot. Girls check girls pockets, and boys check boy's pockets.
>>5649847
No hype? Nothin? ok
>>5649848
I don't even know where to start with this one.
Where fuckin host
>>5649841
I'm not giving you so much as a 20% Off coupon until I know that the other one made it back to their body safely, understand?
>>5649870
You're a little late in the day to expect anything like that.
>>5649866
Same tbqh
>>5649848
Anonkun no, I'm too tired to try to decipher this gibberish.
>>5649870
Sign me the fuck up fampai
>>5649868
Gender is irrelevant, I am checking your pockets.
>She Picks up Subaru and flips him upside down, shaking him down for cash.
>An infinite amount of 300 Yen coins start dropping out.
>>5649878
Master this place is weird.
>>5649853
...Uh. Hello, Mr. Putin. You still working well with Russia?
>>5649859
Well, God plays a part in a lot of it as well, but I meant all of those people that do ordinary jobs for others so others don't have to. Like janitors that make the halls look spick and span! I must sound like an old man, don't I? Hehe.
>>5649824
>better than anyones fave anime
Know how I know you watch shitty anime?
>>5649878
It's whadido
>>5649879
Whaaaat? I've done em, just not recently. sue me
>>5649886
Ayyy that's what I like to see
>>5649837
I wouldn't guarantee such things, either way.
You've still been up longer than suggested.
>>5649852
>She just sits there, panting.
>>5649861
And you still continue to use those terms.
>>5649878
Tch. A Gishki master wouldn't make such a mistake. If they don't, it's their own unwillingness to return to their body.
>>5649847
>>5649870
You waited not even a whole minute.
>>5649837
Whaddya' mean, guy shaped like Russia, that's his body...damn man, didn't know a representation of me would be that dense.
Yeah so, you and I are in the same situation I guess, the tension's a bit nostalgic.
>>5649887
>aigis will never carry you around like a Princess
>>5649900
Goblin years
>>5649894
>implying I watch anime shitty or otherwise
kys immediately
>>5649887
>Subaru manages to hold back his vomiting from the shaking when he sees all the money falling out
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!?
>>5649908
Shouldn't you be asleep?
>>5649755
Post The Nutshack lyrics already
>>5649915
yes, GNIGHT
>>5649915
Yes. Absolutely.
>>5649900
It's called German, you should try opening a book sometime,fraulein.
>>5649767
Ugh...
>Has his arm grabbed as he comes crashing down from the daze.
Why even... Just don't worry, I'm fine. I just don't need two of you right now.
One's more than enough to handle.
>>5649799
Shut the hell up, you waste of oxygen. Take one of them away from me as I have no clue what's even going on...
...There aren't supposed to be two of them.
>>5649829
Yes... sure thing... Good night and rest well, woman.
>He yells after her
Your bed's the other way, you'll run into a wall at that pace, woman.
>>5649848
You should unironically end your misery and bury yourself underneath a bed of dirt. That's where wastes of well, pretty much everything in the human body belong. Especially when they dare to talk to Ryouko like that.
>>5649829
*a voice from seemingly nowhere calls out*
You too as well, miss.
>>5649878
>>5649900
I'm fine, you two! It's just a bit of trouble trying to get back there right now. My body was very far away.
>>5649903
I mean, I'm sorry, dude. The only Russia I'm familiar with is the guy that's tall as all hell. And you'd be surprised at how dense I am, dude.
Yep, pretty nostalgic. You still remember the Cold War, as dumb as a question that is?
>>5649900
I can only dream. A lot.
And I'll be up for longer, dude. Don't you go and worry about me, now; the hero can take his risks responsibly! Besides, I'll go to sleep when I feel like it. And I ain't sleepy, bro.
>>5649890
Ah, Mobu. Haven't I told you already not to let this place get to you? It's about as weird as any other place you'd find yourself. More importantly, why didn't you pick up the phone earlier when I called you?
>>5649900
Yeah, if you say so, 'Ritual Master'. If I stumble across their spirit I wouldn't be surpri--
>>5649933
Oh, it was you who was inside of my body? Well, that clears things up then.
>>5649900
>Gives you a 10% Off coupon for your next exorcism.
>>5649944
Oh.
You called me while I was in the bathroom, and I didn't want to get my phone dirty.
>>5649909
Well, that's not my problem.
>>5649926
I've never heard the name before in my life. You should consider that we're not all from the same world, fool.
>>5649933
>She slowly staggers to her feet, still short of breath
Well. It won't get any closer on it's lonesome.
>>5649942
A lack of feeling need doesn't mean a lack of need outright.
>>5649944
Tch. Do you think I need such a thing?
No matter. It's done, now. Don't hold such a low opinion of my works, now.
>>5649908
That right is reserved for Minato Kun.
>>5649914
To fully repay your debt will require several hundred stacks worth of Yen, Please remain calm.
>She rocket boosts her arms to shake him even faster, Cash starts to spill out all around the floor.
>>5649891
It is natural to have the mindset of an elder man, assuming you are in fact the anthropomorphic incarnation of the united states, you would be 238 years old.
>>5649911
After you watch Berserk, Seitokai Yakuindomo or Fate/Zero
>>5649943
Иcлaмиcт, пpeкpaти
>>5649955
Hey, you seem pretty good at this. Can you do some magic to increase my laughably small scrotum?
>>5649966
>Adachi
>>5649944
Quite a mess we got ourselves into, Mr. Arataka. I'm glad it worked out.
>>5649955
I'm running as fast as I can to say thank you! Well not really running but I will still be there soon.
>>5649956
*is minato kun*
Please touch me aigis.
>>5649930
>She let's go of his arm
What's wrong, Yasuke? I thought all guys dreamed of having a go with twins! Though I guess this would be a little different, huh? Upupupu~
>>5649956
>Subaru starts shaking at incredibly high speeds
>>5649976
...
>>5649955
But I am everywhere and nowhere.
>>5649942
...yeah, I remember, we were counseling our problems through fear and passive aggression.
>>5649982
Better hope some cash is left after that.
>>5649982
>not incredible hihg speed
You fucked up.
>>5649961
Fuck.
I had the pleasure of watching a Berserk movie. It was actually 10/10. Basically Dark Souls crossed with Soul Calibur or something.
>>5649966
Tch. I've no interest in such things.
>>5649974
...You've still control of you body now?
>>5649992
What?
>>5649953
You should have at the very least called me back. it's common courtesy.
>>5649955
Whatever.
>>5649974
Yes, it would have been a shame if I would have had to of faced anyone else in that body, much less hosted using it.
Now then, I'm going to excuse myself. Goodnight.
>>5649930
What the hell do you expect me to do? I'm just as if not even more clueless than you are. They're your girlfriends, why don't you do something about them?
>>5650007
Sorry...
Oh. We're leaving?
>>5650021
You do you, Mob. I'm going home.
>>5649982
>After several minutes of intense shaking, Aigis finally puts the boy down onto the gigantic pile of cash.
Analyzing coin amount...estimate...45,000 dollars in Yen. I will need a large truck to transport this to a currency exchange.
>>5649955
Probably, but... I don't know, man. I usually go to bed at, like, eleven, so don't you go worrying about me, now!
...I don't know whether you're genuinely concerned for me, or trying to make me go to bed so I can leave you alone. Wouldn't be surprised if it was the latter.
>>5649956
...238 exactly? I've been telling them I was 300 the whole time! Hehe, that'll be a problem on my birthday, I bet! The thing is, I feel so young and free, so I shouldn't be growing senile so soon! That's Japan's job, amirite?
>>5649997
Man, those were somewhat tense times, amirite? Now that I think about it, the Cold War for me and my Russia was a lot of threats and intimidation. And I think Belarus stayed over at my place, once...? Or was that after the Soviet Union fell? Man, we're an awesome country, aren't we?
>>5650006
*she comes in walking as fast as she can*
I do it's just that this skirt makes moving fast difficult. It is nice to meet you, miss.
>>5650007
Wait sir. Do you wish to enter yourself in a game before you leave?
>>5649978
The two of you aren't twins... I know that much as I've known you for this long, woman. It's different and I wouldn't say that I'd like "having a go" with the two of you, as seductive as that might be.
Also, please stop that horrendous laugh...
>>5650015
Take one, you animal. Help me out and use your instinct, if monkeys have it then so should you.
>>5650006
I think,therefore I am!
>>5649992
>
Fourth time now messanger, you are getting sloppy
>>5650004
The manga is better.
The current series being made... Fills me with rage due to the shitty cg... The movies did the cg much better!
>>5650039
That's not a bad idea, actually. I'll take you up on it.
>>5650041
This laugh will never stop, Yasuke. Even after I'm dead... and it's going to be the last thing you hear when you die too. Aren't you a lucky boy? Good niiiight~
Keep an eye on Ryoko-chan for me.
>>5650036
>Subaru turns into butter from being shaken at incredibly high speeds
>>5650047
Welcome!
...
How many times must you do that?
>>5650007
Farewell. Psychic.
>>5650046
...And how is that meant to explain anything?
>>5650039
...Hmh. I suggest something a bit more open.
>>5650038
I'm not worried. All I'm doing is pointing out the sensible. It practically seems like my duty by this point.
>>5650038
Despite Japan's age of several millennia, a nation cannot appear "senile" if it's society changes and adapts with each generation. So again, I do not see the logic behind the existence these apparent human incarnations.
>>5650064
Oh dear.
...
I suppose this means he will not need this money for his debt any longer.
>She starts to pick up all the coins one by one.
WHY THE FUCK!
AREN'T YOU PLAYING THE NEW DLC FOR THAT GOTYAY?
>>5650038
>[menacing]
>>5650059
I will start now.
Good morning ladies and gentlemen. I shall be your hostess for now. I will need 24 of you to begin.
I will take no duplicates.
>>5650064
>spreads it on pancakes
>fucking eats it
>>5650089
>Implying I'm not
>>5650061
And that's the exact reason I'm getting a migraine... The laugh reminds me of a shonen manga kind of laugh.
As for the afterlife, sure, we'll catch a movie later. Maybe one that shows some of your after effects on this planet. I wouldn't mind, at least I'd be able to disappear whenever I want so the laugh disappears, right?
Ugh... You say that like I have any other option when either of you are around.
>>5650038
>
Hell yeah were awesome, oh, how was your WW2 like? Mine was pretty much like an exaggerated wrestling match, sorta' like something you'd see outta a vid-E-O game.
>>5650096
Reigen Arataka
I accept this challenge in advance. Goodnight.
>>5650041
She's not that good looking and seems to have a pretty annoying personality from what I've seen. I think I'll pass. You sure are one unlucky guy though, huh?
>>5650096
Rinoa and Best boy
>>5650096
Junko Enoshima
>>5650096
Youmu Konpaku
>>5650096
Yasuke Matsuda
>>5650096
Cinnamon Roll
>>5650096
The United States of America
>>5650096
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>5650096
Makoto Naegi
>>5650096
Gishki Ariel
>>5650096
Chair kun
>>5650096
Kirigiri
>>5650096
Empress
>>5650096
Regulus Corneas
>>5650096
Russian-Speaking ISIS Fighter with strong iman
>>5650096
Schrodinger
>>5650082
Come on! It's not that complicated, and you call me the fool!
>>5650096
Aigis V4
>>5650096
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5650096
Lee Yong Jin
>>5650096
Natsuki Subaru
>>5650100
>his legs bread
P-Please be careful...
>>5650096
Monokuma
>>5650096
Hajime Hinata
>>5650096
VVP
>>5650096
Blondie
>>5650096
Gilgamesh
>>5650096
Fluffy tail ftw
>>5650153
kys rapist
>>5650096
Maria and Harusame
>>5650096
Pure Gaming Goddess
>>5650169
*Dead Gaming Goddess
>>5650136
You spout just philosophy, demon.
>>5650163
Rapist? What do you mean by that? Are you telling me you've seen my double running around here molesting innocent women? How horrible! Why didn't you stop him?
>>5650169
>>5650176
>>5650183
>>5650181
>>5650191
>>5650169
>>5650176
>>5650183
>>5650181
>>5650096
Late go
>>5650188
We can put it to the test, if you don't believe me!
I can make this 36 if I get a six more.
>>5650096
Sanae Kochiya
>>5650191
>looks like Medusa
... Wat
>>5650082
I mean, you didn't insult me, which is good. I understand that you're being sensible since it's in your nature, but I really do feel fine. If anything, I feel better than ever! Like I could take on the world!
...Of course, you think I'm a fool because of it. Right?
>>5650087
Well, we're stereotypes and personifications of out nation. Japan's honourable and kind, but acts like an old man at times. I'm the hero, but I have a habit of sticking my nose into everyone's business. You know, things like those! Do you have a gist of what I'm saying there, or...?
>>5650091
...No way. No way-- Is that Natalia I see? Belarus! You're still as menacing as ever! I haven't seen you in ages! Are you still chasing after Ivan?
>>5650104
What was our World War Two like? Well, it was heaps of fighting and guns being shot, things like that. We were always on the same friggin' island when we fought the Axis! I called China, he beat Germany and Japan, and Italy just kept waving a white flag while pleading for us not to hurt him!
...All in all? Your World War Two was much more interesting than ours, that's for sure!
>>5650222
Jotaro
>>5650222
Gandalf the Pug
>>5650221
>>5650096
>>5650222
Togami Byakuya
>>5650210
Is it so troublesome to just explain?
>>5650228
Naturally. The body has a way of fooling the mind.
>>5650222
Sonia
Good morning/day/evening everyone!
>>5650222
ISIS-chan
>>5650222
Misato
>>5650222
Junko
>>5650222
Hoshi Ryouma
>>5650222
Late chassu
>>5650228
Brother will accept me back into his arms eventually.
He won't look at big sister for much longer, with her oil fields and insurrections.
>>5650222
Belarus
Odds sleep
Evens maybe not sleep
>>5650247
Die commie scum
Also, good morning
>>5650247
Good morning/day/evening bear!
>>5650250
>>5650240
I already did, you just have trouble following along.
>>5650250
>[Triggered Cirno screaming in the distance]
Is everyone accounted for?
>>5650247
Guten Tag
>>5650096
Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing
>>5650065
For every time your sight reminds me of the major.
>>5650269
Obviously, Junko is much better than Junko
Lets just put them side to side
Junko: wants everyone to have this pear
Junko: genocide the moon
>>5650247
Good evening, talking bear
>>5650280
No, some of them are girls.
>>5650270
Did you bump the game for me, Garnet? You are like the best fucking guy....
>>5650281
>>5650283
>genocide the moon
>no life on the moon
>>5650270
Make me look good out there!
>>5650293
It's better you don't know about Lunarians
Lunarian scum must be destroyed.
>>5650228
I...suppose.
Are these personifications representative of current day nations, or are there versions that represent nations of past history.
>>5650270
Ready to commence battle.
>>5650280
What?
>>5650247
Greetings.
>>5650267
You're neglecting to speak with clarity.
>>5650082
Once I find myself some new clothes I will.
*she gives the woman a large smile*
You must already know this but I wanted to say thank you.
>>5650247
A good time of day to you as well. How do you do?
>>5650289
I am hardly the best, sir. A few would have missed this and that's no good.
It appears everything is set.
>>5650280
It must be a school trip.
>>5650292
Oh for the love of- You as well?
>>5650309
...
...
>shrug
>>5650281
Can't we put this all behind us?
>>5650292
>Hugs
Captain!
>>5650306
Geez, you like to dress fancy, but you have the smarts of a regular human.
>>5650283
>>5650270
Exterminate all these dangans
>>5650270
Let us begin. Have fun out there.
>>5650240
Well, if only there was a way to tell it to stop deceiving me. Hell, something just came up just now, which mean I'm gonna be staying up for a long while.
...I bet you want to know what it is, don't you? Even if you don't, I have a feeling you'll be interested in what it actually is.
>>5650253
Wow. Still just as obsessed as you were back then, aren't ya? I guess you're here and looking for Russia, aren't you? Um... He's not here at the moment, but I can leave a message for you if you want!
>>5650303
Basically any entity, such as nations, micronations... Things like those? There are personifications for them. There's one for the Holy Roman Empire (although he's deceased), and there's one for Prussia (who isn't deceased). It's... Weird. Totally weird, I'll be honest with you.
>>5650228
Yeah, we had guns and all that shit, but crap was it so... satisfying. I never released so much stress in my life.
>>5650325
Surely you must like at least one...
>>5650326
It's better this way, may your soul rest in peace.
>>5650326
Debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt debt
>>5650329
Irrelevant. The land I stand on becomes Belorussian clay for that moment.
Why have you grown breasts.
>>5650307
But of course I did.
>She staggers to her feet
...You're welcome.
>>5650319
It's idiotic to assume anything here. We're from entirely different worlds after all.
>>5650326
Have to try...harder than that....
>>5650329
I assume the new woman.
>>5650332
That was gonnabe my next one. Kek!
>>5650318
Put your uniform back on Captain.
>>5650319
No. But I have restraint, that and you two were merely the major's grunts in his eyes.
>>5650307
Doing fine, but it could be better, if only I could force myself to go to sleep at least at midnight
>>5650326
I could use a bath after being around all these filthy people for so long.
>>5650319
>fucking cat
>awkward petting
>>5650353
>:c
?
>>5650326
True love can bloom in battle.
>>5650325
Maybe your dream can still be realized.
>>5650337
Okay.
Maybe just one gets a free pass
>>5650363
Rigged
>>5650363
Good job, kid. You've proven to not be completely useless. At least you were able to delay their stupid attempt.
>>5650350
>>5650326
And I just died anyway.
If it weren't for the other America and Belarus, I would've called it a day.
>>5650330
Man, you're telling me. World War Two was hectic, but it helped a lot of nations relieve stress! I think that it was a somewhat good part of history, despite what it actually was.
...I must sound so crazy right now. I'm sorry, America.
>>5650343
...U-Uh, okay then. First time I've ever heard you decline something related to your brother, but there's a first time for everything.
I dunno why I have them, but I don't intend on keeping 'em. Next thread, I'll be back to normal, don't you worry now!
>>5650346
A new woman? Well, you're not too far off, but guess her name and you get bragging rights. What's the woman's name?
>>5650326
>>5650342
Remember to pay your Debt Subaru.
>>5650365
Which?
>>5650363
Kirigiri-san, it seems like your pa- nothing.
>>5650363
O-oh... that wasn't my intention
>>5650363
RIPPED AS FUCK
>>5650346
You saved me from such an awful fate.
*she bows towards her*
May I request your name?
>>5650355
You're telling me. I have been dealing with those for decades. It's either I can't get to it or that I've slept too long.
>>5650379
Debts*
>>5650346
Whatever you saaay. What's your name,fraulein?
>>5650353
You say that like it was a bad thing, serving the Major was the greatest honor, one could ask for.
>>5650362
>purrs
did the Major send you here?
>>5650363
Auf Wiedersehen!
>>5650380
The best one of course
>>5650371
>>5650363
Next time I'll let you burn.
>>5650379
God I just want to leave this earth.
>>5650375
"Thread"? Are you mocking me for being poor?
Brother shall hear of this treachery. And of all the niggers he's accepting into him and not me.
>>5650363
>>5650382
Hmm...? I expected something interesting to be siad, but it seems like you're different than the usual... I'll leave it at that, Naegi-kun. Forget that walk down there as well... It wasn't beneficial after all.
>>5650363
If it was more active, I would expect some comments of the first death. Mr. Schrodinger is very fond of slavery.
>>5650404
>>5650382
>>5650400
Good luck in doing so, trash. I doubt you'll get further than the previous idiot did.
>>5650401
>And of all the niggers he's accepting into him and not me.
Someone's mad their brother is a better nigger fuck toy than they are.
>>5650375
I wouldn't presume to know, I only just spotted them.
>>5650392
>She returns the bow
I am Ariel, ritual master and daughter of the head family of the Gishki tribe.
>>5650397
>She scoffs, and holds her staff in both hands, before bowind
Ariel. Master of rituals, and part of the Gishki tribe's ruling family.
>>5650408
>She doesn't sing. Just listens.
>>5650408
You'll make a great servant for the Major!
>>5650404
Sure, Kirigiri-san. There's nothing wrong with a walk sometimes, but if you think it's a waste, there's nothing to do about it. Good luck with your investigation.
>>5650408
I just asked someone to keep an eye on him and not to assasinate him..
>>5650397
>how do I tell him it's 2016 and the Major's really fucking dead
>uh
...
>shrug?
>>5650408
Lets go find your parents.
>>5650393
I do not recall Subaru owing a debt to you Gardener. In fact, there will be no need for your execution services after he fully repays his debts in full.
>>5650400
You already have the money you need Subaru, there is no need for despair.
It is simply a matter of transporting several tons of Yen in order to purchase a home phone and a car.
>>5650375
No America, I'm sorry. I'm ready to call you for what you " we are" -- The United States of America. We are the embodiment's of our liberty and freedom. In every dark hour of our national life, a leadership of frankness and of vigor has met with that understanding and support of the people themselves which is essential to victory.
>>5650408
How cruel. At least he isn't here to see it. Another slave, sir?
>>5650441
He already entered into a contract after the down payment.
>>5650422
Putin is cultural Marxist sham dressed in Jew's clothing. I refuse to let my brother become the onahole that Germany has already become.
I sure... Hope.. Naegi fucking murders me
>>5650417
I'll slip in there and getcha. I'll talk them down. Talk them down.
>>5650441
The girl that needs to the phone isn't even here, and I don't remember any car business.
>>5650392
The only night I sleep for 8 hours is the Sunday night. I don't think this is healhy. I hope nothing bad happens to me if I'll continue living with this lifestyle
>>5650451
>>5650415
Hmm..? There's no such time for romance when there's an investigation at hand, it's detrimental.
>>5650432
Hmm, I'm ok with that.
>>5650451
It had to be done, the culprit had to pay for his constant swindlery after all...
...I do have to say that the way we handled it could've been better. I could've put him behind bars.
>>5650401
N-No! I just don't know what the next thread is called around here, that's all. Ignore me--
WOAH. Okay now, that's going a little too far there, Natalia. I dunno what Ivan would even do to me, I'll be honest with ya, but I doubt it'll be good, so don't tell him!
>>5650422
DON'T ENCOURAGE HER, ANON.
>>5650430
And what would she look like? You're gonna get huge bragging rights if you guess it right! Does she have a maid dress and obsesses over her brother?
>>5650443
...That was so damn patriotic right now, America, I'm so proud of you! Me! The both of us are so damn cool that I can't explain it! We could take on the whole world because of how free and how much liberty we have - We ARE the heroes, after all! There's nothing we can't do! Am I right, or am I right?
...No need to apologise. We ARE both America, after all.
>>5650451
Maybe I can do well if I use my luck? I'm not sure about that..
>>5650477
>>5650329
I believe it will be for the best if I do not pursue this matter any further. I must focus on this, have a good day Alfred.
>>5650454
I do not recall Subaru signing any sort of physical contract.
>>5650451
Target surrounded. Commence Execution.
>>5650460
Then purchase the items and save them for later. If you wish, I may assist you in the purchase of a replacement car via audible instructions.
>>5650430
>He bows
Warrant Officer Schrodinger! Nice to meet you,Ariel!
>>5650435
I'll take that as a no...
Well at least you are here!
>>5650451
>>5650460
Sorry but what did you say? I was too busy dealing with some animal. I couldn't hear your insignificant words after the first two reiterations, it needs a few more.
>>5650456
B-but if I kill you, you'll die.. Well that's kinda obvious, but at least you meant me and not my sister, right?
>>5650430
Would that make you royalty? Oh my, it seems I keep attracting them.
*she stands back up*
My name is Sienna Contiello. A pleasure to meet you.
>>5650469
I've heard that your body simply gets used to that schedule. Apparently many naps will happen as well.
>>5650475
>
Your sweetness and naivety belie your nuclear capabilities and global strongarm tactics.
Bы мнe aбpыдлi.
>>5650451
Well you are in Rome. I would still like to see a limit of those activities.
>>5650496
>shit
>>5650481
I don't think my credit is good...I don't think I have any credit...I'm just tired and want to stop dying.
>>5650487
>>5650451
I said your friend Akane is good at making me do spins on the bar.
>>5650499
It was Munakata-san, and he is just trying to blame it on me.
>>5650475
I think you just answered that for me.
>>5650486
Hmh. We'll see if that pleasure is mutual.
Warrant officer...? I'm not particularly familiar with militaries.
>>5650491
Likewise.
Hmh. Technically, but she doesn't go by such a title.
...And I was adopted.
>>5650490
Yeah that is kind of obvious, people do die when they're killed.
I'll take whatever I can get, so long as I'm no longer living I'm fine. Your sister any good at taking care of walking trash?
>>5650481
It was verbal. Talk to my law ninja assassins if you have any more questions
>>5650499
I thought you were blinded earlier?
>also keking hard at Fluffy's event
>>5650506
Who? I don't know any Akane, I think you're confusing me for someone else. I don't really hang out with hobos.
>>5650499
The more as it goes on, the closer Rinoa's dram becomes reality. There are still some left of those that is formidable.
>>5650481
If you say so, Aigis! I wouldn't want you to be confused in the middle of a game, now! See ya later! The hero's rooting for you!
>>5650496
...N-Natalya, I'm really not liking this thing you've got going on, here. I really don't wanna get on your bad side, but... Are you alright? I'm totally freaked out by this, I'll be honest with you.
>>5650512
And now you get bragging rights. You're welcome. Anyway, said woman happens to be a fellow country of mine. As you can probably guess, it's been a long time since I've seen her, so I'm staying up to say "Howdy". Feel free to say hello as well if you wanna have an... Interesting discussion.
>>5650516
There was this one time she cleaned my room. Does that count?
>>5650512
You say as though that makes a difference. I find it even more grand. So can all of them do what you just did?
>>5650526
Am I confusing you, Amerika.
Do you wish to understand better.
>>5650531
Cleaned huh..? So she's a hitman?
It'll do! Get her here and have her shoot me!
>>5650523
Fluffy! Nooooooooo!
You heartless bear!
>also. Sanae fails at jewing
>>5650512
Im in no ordinary military,im in Millennium!
>>5650506
>>5650523
There are no such things as verbal contracts in Rome, your laws do not apply here.
Also, I do not believe that A mere gardener would have access to so called Law Ninja Assassins.
>>5650506
If you were to revert your coin Yen into bigger high valued bills, I am sure car dealers would gladly accept an upfront payment.
>>5650541
Kinda, sorta, but I have a feeling you're gonna do something pretty weird no matter what I say, so... Yes, Belarus, I'd like to understand better. What's up, dude?
>>5650526
I'd rather not. She doesn't seem to be worth the effort of conversation.
>>5650539
To some, it does.
...All of whom?
>>5650546
You realize I've never heard of that.
>>5650523
Can't escape the inevitable.
>>5650523
Wonderful to see you guys team up.
>>5650523
Damn, they're pretty good
>>5650542
H-hitman? No, she's nothing like that. She is.. She is.. I guess.. She is just a normal girl. That's all, so she won't be much of a help with your problems.
>>5650553
If you say so, Ariel. It's a good thing she can't listen in on us or else she'd probably be threatening us, amirite?
...Do you want me to tell you a little about her anyway, or are you simply disinterested in it?
>>5650547
Normally, no. But this place, drugs, and a crazy ship girl causes alot to happen.
>>5650555
WAIT HOLD ON A SECOND GUYS, IT DOESN'T WORK OUT LIKE THIS! IT'S TURN BASE--
>>5650555
One down, plenty more to go.
>>5650555
W-was this necessary? He sure looked scary, but he didn't look that dangerous.
>>5650553
It means they care enough about you to have them as their own. Your family, miss. Can all of them do that?
>>5650552
Mm.
>pats his face with the flat of her knife
You are overreacting. It's annoying.
Now goodnight.
>>5650519
She's tan and has big jugs. You don't remember her?
>>5650547
Listen, can we stop this? It's getting out of hand now. Nobody even owns a car around here.
>>5650561
Guess it was too good to a true huh? Good. Hitmen are good to find around here... Let alone ones that let you put hits on yourself.
>>5650555
I can't tell you what's going on. I had to close my eye for this.
>>5650555
... It was a pitty snuggle... Nothing happened.
>>5650580
>>5650579
Maybe you should give up on dying? I'm sure that there's some hope left in you. And please don't tell me you're hoping for death..
>>5650575
...M-Man, I'm gonna feel sorry for Ivan when he comes here. And you know me, after all. Always the hero in certain situations, hehe... Good night, Belarus. It's good to see you're here.
>>5650565
Those circumstances sound vaguely familiar...
You have been a visitor here for several months, have you not? Those events I believe took place in 2015.
>>5650578
Several individuals own cars here, they simply choose not to bring them here by their own choice.
>>5650580
>>5650555
All targets eliminated. I apologize Naegi, but there may only be one victor.
...Betrayal by Monokuma imminent, counter measures must be prepared.
>Aigis
>>5650585
Can't escape punishment now!
Want to give it another shot?
>Monokuma
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