ERP Thread Remaining Faithful Edition Previous: >>5645647

>>5648969
first for these threads are shit

>>5648989 (Dis Pair)
I want to Junko Junko's Junkos.

>>5649004
Shillanon go and stay go

nth for EGG, Owain, and Jade to fuck off
and for Jades dog to get put down

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Goodnight!

>>5649020
>You will never save that poor, innocent dog
It feels horrible.
>>5648986
About half of the good avatars that left this place for F-list and discord were my doing.
>>5649009
Yeah, that's what the Discord mod's plan is. Send the attention whores here after Paul left to make the threads continue to be shit.

>>5648969
/trash/ getting purged by hiro can't happen soon enough.

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>>5649004
>>5649020
Nth for who gives a shit.

Reminder: Constantly flinging shit just gives the people you want to fuck off a reason to stay around while giving the good Avas a reason to leave.

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>>5648903
Teeheehee, you called me pretty! And whyeah thank ya hansum!

>>5648909
>She studies the suit, tapping her mechanical limb against her chin in deep analysis, muttering to herself
Hydrolic systems, a jet powered hammer, with a ray barrier, and a duo powered flame engine on the back, all held together in a sleek carbon steel casing
>She snaps her fingers, pricking up, my guess is either Edin 5 tech, or some good ol fashioned German engineering!

>>5649023
Schlaf gut, hase.

>>5649020
All Owain did today was RP with Reinhardt and tell people he wasn't the mean Tsuyu

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I keep a jar of candy on my nightstand.

That way when I wake up in the morning and you're not there, I can still see something sweet first thing.

That jar's been empty for a while

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>>5649034
>Hiro should delete a board because it doesn't appeal do my personal tastes!

>>5649026
No. I am not revealing my past or present characters, either.
>>5649040
Yep, these threads have gone far past the point of no return though. Once Paul left there was a very tiny glimmer of hope for the threads to become good again, but then the Discord Nation attacked.

>>5649032
What kind of overinflated sense of self importance do you need to actually believe this?

Oh, fuck these threads. I'm so sick of all this shitflinging. I don't even know why I wanted to come back to this dumpster fire.

>>5649041
It's the truth.

What's /ERP/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNfFZULPcgk

>>5649062
It's working though. See the post directly below yours.

>>5649057
It's just a cesspool and it's gonna happen regardless of what I want, did you miss the thread hiro made saying changes were happening and deleting boards was on the list? We're on borrowed time.

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>>5649064
If you're gonna samefag at least TRY to not make it so obvious.

>>5649060
The problem isn't even the discord people. True they didn't help, but blaming them is like blaming wood for a fire. It didn't cause the fire but it kept it burning.

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>>5649076

>>5649020
Owain stopped responding to shitposters and what did EGG do except come from the discord

>>5648854
Hmm...
Guess he took ya' up on da' offer, huh~?
>She chortled, smirking and darting her tongue at the cowgirl.
How was it? Anything I can handle?

>>5648896
>She could only groan as she heard of his offer, pupils rolling around as she tried her best to rest, before being more allured by him as he pets her tail.
A-agh; oh, fucking hell...

>Pokes the water

>>5649093
>>5649076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLTqgLDjqDw
woops forgot my link

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>>5649041
Ha! Good eye!
It's the latter, of course! A bit of a relic by now, but I find it's best to work with equipment you've come to know well.
>He pops his helmet off his head, grinning broadly at the little tinkerer
So, you know your technology. Are you any good at repairing things like this?

>>5649080
>Hiro's gonna delete boards!
>He just now made /vip/, one of the most pointless boards on the site
Okay bud.

>>5649104
>>5649015
Dammit.

Whatever happened to sage?

Does anybody remember her?

>>5649076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j2Ag41KgdY

>>5649080
It will be a shame to lose all those excellent furry, pokemon, and scaly porn threads, though it might be worth it to permanently remove ERP and Hunger Games threads.
>>5649089
It's like someone running up to a raging inferno and then calling in a napalm strike on it. Shit was already bad enough, they just made it significantly worse.

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>>5649056
Who are you even talking to, chica?

>>5649076
(Stupid millenial music to dab to)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO2xYKhGXZs

Reminder that the shitposters are people banned from Kyo's discord and they're super fucking salty about it to the point they think they're still being conspired against despite Kyouko stopping discussion about the threads and ignoring them entirely save for very rare instances.

>>5649122
I try to forget.

Combat the shitposting
Post Cards

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>>5649104
>>5649120
>The creature's eye follow the man's finger to the water, but she doesn't react to him entering her domain in such a way. She remains still, observing the man silently.

>>5649139
Posting cards is just attention whoring.

>>5649126
>It will be a shame to lose all those excellent furry, pokemon, and scaly porn threads, though it might be worth it to permanently remove ERP and Hunger Games threads.

>Implying Furshit is good
>Implying ERP and HG will die.
Fucking lol.

>>5649157
But that's wrong you fucking retard.

>>5649143
Cute... uh... water creature!

>>5649126
Do you think that will really be the end? Don't you think /hg/ will just move to some other board?

>>5649135
Why?

>>5649134
>Kyouko is still running damage control for his shitty server because people don't like it

>>5649164
I don't get how faggots like you can be all "REEE FUR SHIT" and come to places like this, your masochism must be fucking strong.

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>>5649139
Nibbles' status currently pending

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>>5649131
Anybody willing to listen to an amusing anecdote

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>>5649188
>Tfw no Dragon-type to give a GHOST BLOWJOB to

>>5649093
Owain is a faggot and a meme

>>5649185
I never say ERP and HG weren't autistic, but at least they don't dress up as their avatars.
And if you think HG and ERP won't still be on the board you're gonna have a bad time.

>>5649178
>don't like it
>50 online users at nearly any given time
K, whatever makes you think your barren discord is cool, I guess

You're way over estimating how much discord mods care about this place.

>>5649143
>The man idly gazes back at the girl's head popping up through the water.
Fish girl huh?...Now I've seen everything.
>He reaches out with his arm, pointing his finger at her nose to see if she'll come closer to him.

>>5649220
Considering that Kyouko has been in the threads at least three times over the past three days and still has Lupin and Lucas shitpost in them, he definitely does care.

Of course you're probably Kyouko anyway, why else would you type up all that DAMAGE CONTROL

I doubt Hiro would remove /trash/ seeing as its traffic is pretty minimal, and still serves the purpose of moving all the rest of 4chan's off-topic into it.

Some other boards like gif take up way more bandwidth

>>5649212
I want the board gone so it's back on /b/ where it will be shitposted 50x harder.

>>5649015
(psst, you might need an opener with a few words, a blank image will just cause more people to skim over you.)

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>>5649199
Amusing usually means that it's funny. Why you back anyway?

>>5649203
(Currently pending)

>>5649233
he also has Owain and EGG shitpost too

>>5649238
>Desuspamming and Spidermanspamning
>Hard Shitposting
Wew laddie.

>Tfw I've avoided the Discord for months to avoid the politics
>But I might meet some decent people amidst the shit

>>5649252
That's a given, every post they make is a shitpost.

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>>5649240
I like to watch, nah'm'sayin'

>>5649233
What kind of life do you live where you call out every person against you as your boogeyman and then hide behind buzzwords? Never once has someone from the discord encouraged shitposting the thread. They've acted neutral about it, but never "Sent attention whores on missions"

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>>5649023
Nigh night!

>>5649074
Well, mrow, you ain't half bad ya self, mama like~
>Her eyes wander up and down your body

>>5649111
>The girl flashes a coy smile and places her hands on her hips
Any good!? Puh-lease! I am the greatest engineer in the galaxy! I built a super powerful defense robot out of scrap and gave myself a fully functioning roboarm! So yeah, you could say I'm good at repairs. What, need a tune up?

*pokes ur butt*

>>5649257
I feel you dude.
I also don't want to go because I don't like playing male avatars. I'd rather just be a genetic guy..

>>5649267
Ignore him, he's a fucking twat.

>>5649267
>He hasn't seen the moderator server

>>5649276
Genetic

>>5649276
Owain is the only male avatar the Discord needs.

>>5649276
I'm... confused.

>>5649238
I think /b/ shitposting was lighter and less harmful than /trash/ shitposting.

To those who are still talking about discord and whatnot I want to know. What are you trying to accomplish with this discussion?

>>5649257
What I did was go on the Discord, grab every decent person I could, and bring them onto a different and smaller server.

>>5649282
Hi Jinx.

>>5649268
>He smirks.
Oh yeah? Well if you'd like I could give you a better view~

>>5649297
So which one is that?

>>5649267
explain owain, EGG, kyouko, and lupin

>>5649282
Oh hello Jinx, or the other few people that this could be.

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>>5649171
>The sea-creature's ears twitch and she makes some form of noise in response to the man's compliment, but it is not in any decipherable language. She stares at him curiously, waiting for what he might do next.

>>5649222
>Cautiously, the being does move closer to the man's hand. He is able to feel her breath against his hand as she sniffs the very point of his finger.

>>5649239
(I never know what to say though.)

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>>5649257
(I made a few friends, I'm happy to say. A small handful, but I'm glad to have them all the same.)

>>5649261
I get you. Not gonna join in though?

>>5649296
(The threads used to be a place where the discontent users would air out their dissatisfaction and complaints. Apparently that is no longer the case and the threads are now more of a... dumping ground from what I've been seeing.)

>>5649285
You know what I mean you fag.
>>5649290
I can play female characters, but I don't like playing male characters. Here I can just stay anonymous if I wanna play a guy or Ava of I wanna play a girl.
In short; I'm autistic.

>>5649296
Make something happen, these people not on my side are demons and we have to make every effort to make sure everyone knows it, fun can't be tolerated when there's people I disagree with.

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>>5649330
Given the state of things it's a little too messy to consider

>>5649327
>As she closes in to sniff, he stretches his arm out to playfully poke at her nose.
Boop.
>A lazy little grin forms on his face

>>5649315
Just because they're here doesn't mean someone told them to come shitpost, faggot. You're here and making a retard of yourself all on your own.

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>>5649139
Also building a folder for Etna(Disgaea 1/Disgaea 2/Disgaea D2). I do most league characters on request as well.

>>5649336
You're never going to stop people from abusing anonymity to shitpost.

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>>5649268
>The old man smiles and nods paternally, casting an eye over the girl's mechanical arm. He seems rather impressed - especially considering that she must have had to have worked with only one arm.
Very good, very good.
>He looks almost bashful, like he's confessing some embarrassing sin to his doctor or his priest
... but yes, the old thing could do with some tuning up. Funds are tight, and it's hard to find talented people to work on it for next to nothing, you understand?

>>5649360
Can you leave on request?

>>5649336
I hope this post is not serious.

>Tfw stealing images from an hg character for the erp version of the character

Forgive me.

>>5649373
WHO IS IT

>>5649373
Who?

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>>5649360
Definitely gonna have to get it on with Poppy sometime.

>>5649336
You know there's by far better and more effective ways to accomplish this than what you're doing right now.

>>5649327
(Just say something like how you pop up to the surface out of nowhere.)

>>5649373
please be furry porn

>>5649373
At least it isn't as bad as someone stealing your character and playing her absolutely terribly. Seriously, fuck anyone that does that.

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>>5649349
Yeah, you're right. ¿Sabes que? I'm fuckin' gone too. Fuckin' putos don't know when to quit. 'ey, maybe I'll see you in your neighbourhood?

>Gabriel gave the girl a flick of his hand in farewell as he walked out from ERP

>>5649360
Think you could do Sona we me as her summoner?

>>5649378
>>5649381
>>5649373
Hopefully it's Fyxe

>>5649385
No there isn't. Name one.

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>>5649400
Yeah sure, I don't have a lot of images so I may need to get some while we RP.

>>5649384
>>5649400
Why are you wanting to ERP with Owain?

>>5649357
owain replies to shitposting and encourages it
EGG attention whores with 50+ avas
kyouko talks about how great his discord is
lupin tries to get everyone onto discord

>>5649416
No, leave.

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>>5649394
>Someone steals one of your avatars
>They're better at them than you

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>>5649093
>>5649110
>>5649360
>>5649416

>>5649422
And that means that it's a conspiracy and not just how those people act? Are you fucking stupid?

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>>5649301
>She props backwards and sits against the wall, making a spinning with hErin finger while (shittily) beat boxing a stripper beat

>>5649275
Oi!

>>5649365
Well say no more Hasselhoff! I got loads of credits from vault hunting, and I'm always down to tinker! What cha need, some oil, polishing, a general tune up?
>The mechromancer begins to circle the tall man in the suit of armor, sizing up the tech, ideas already running through her head

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>>5649384
Mhm, I'll be down for that.
My discord is Owain#9902 if you'd rather do it in private.

>>5649369
>>5649430
>>5649441
Okay, why am I supposed to hate someone THIS time?

>>5649384
>>5649447
>When you like to watch the sessions but shitposting takes it off the threads
H-have fun

>>5649447
You should stay in the Discord.

>>5649433
No no, this bitch made spelling mistakes, stayed waaay off character, and had next to 0 creativity. Fuck her. God, FUCK her.

>>5649472
Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>5649472
stop being a faggot and say who

>>5649457
Owain is an attention whore who desperately wants ALL of ERP to like him so he puts on this memey nice guy facade for the Discord and creates an all female card to suck up to the threads that clearly hate him.

>>5649400
same

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>>5649447
I have to meet with my 100-man strong Bureacracy to decide if I am allowed to send you a friend request or not. ERP politics are serious business.

>>5649484
What a retarded post. Not everyone hates Owain, not everyone even hates Paul. By your logic the thread hates every poster.

>>5649483
>>5649478
it's that nigger anime poster

>>5649393
But no one can match furry porn tho

>>5649484
Probably because when Owain plays Owain the thread tilts into oblivion and any female ava who plays with him gets shitposted.

>>5649499
>implying they fucking don't

>>5649444
>He chuckles at her attempt at a rhythm, and he slowly begins to strip off his top, tossing it to the side as he reaches down to his pants and unbuttons them, letting them all to the floor. He then grabs onto the sides of his boxers, pulling them down his legs and kick them off his his feet, exposing his semi-hard cock.
Well? What do you think?

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...

>>5649512
Owain decided to post so right here

>>5649515
Cute.

>>5649500
Asuka?

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>>5649355
>The creature recoils from the man's playful poking and gives him a brief hiss in response.By the look on her face, however, it seems she's more annoyed than angry about it. She remains nearby in the water, staring at the man with her crimson eyes.

>>5649389
(Will do.)

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>>5649512

>>5649416
(Thanks m8)
>The summoner walks up the the beautiful maiden of strings
Hello there Sona, how are you my dear champion?

>>5649484
It's better than fucking complaining about people's roleplay or bringing people into stupid drama.
He sounds fine to me, better than most at least.

>>5649522
i don't speak jappo so i wouldn't fucking know or care

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>>5649498
It's fine, if it'll cause some unwarranted grief don't worry about it lulu poster.

>>5649532
>thinking you can ERP with Owain with RP like that

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>>5649444
>The man's armour seems to be in working order: but just barely, as though it's being held together with faith and spit. Its battle-damaged exterior has clearly seen more than its fair share of combat, leaving dozens, perhaps hundreds or even thousands of tiny imperfections across its thick plating
... the, ah, the tune up sounds like it would be best. It doesn't need to be pretty, but it would be best if it didn't fall apart!
>He says it almost like he's joking, but there's an obvious undercurrent of worry that indicates he thinks that it falling apart could be a genuine possibility
-and of course, if you have any tasks that need doing, quests to undertake in your name, terrible foes to vanquish, I would be glad to repay you for your efforts!

>>5649515
>The anon notices the girl standing all by herself, wearing nothing but a one-piece. He slowly walks up to her, waving and giving her a smile.
Uh, hey there!

Owain posted again. Time to see how many (you)s he gets. I'm guessing 3.

>>5649500
>nigger anime
What the fuck does that even mean?
Can you say that in non-buzzword?

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You guys are all hopeless. Hmph...

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>>5649532
>The floating musician turns around at the sound of her name, a gentle smile working its way onto her face as the summoner addresses her. Her dainty feet hover a few inches off the ground as she floats her Ethwahl into the nearby corner. She presses her finger gently to the man's head, her sweet feminine voice ringing through his ears as she speaks to him telepathically.
"Oh my dear summoner, I am simply divine. Have you been well?"

>>5649569
I think he means the black anime grill from last thread. The same one that plays Symmetra.

>>5649573
Hopeless? How do you mean?

I have a lot of hopes!

>>5649577
>Owl Noises

>>5649527
>He blinks, and then he sighs, somewhat disappointed by her negative Reaction.
Alright alright...how about this then?
>He reaches out once more with his hand, this time with all of his fingers stretched out. He makes contact with the top of her head, gently petting and stroking it with the tip of his fingers.
Kinda slimey...

>>5649576
Strap yourselves in for the best ERPer in the threads.

>>5649573
Yeah? What else is new?

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>>5649512
Away, please...

>>5649513
>She lets out a cat call whistle, and crawls over, bringing her facell at crotch level. She looks at your member, and Places a soft kiss teasingly close on your legs, and then slowly drags her tongue until she is at your dick, taking it and pumping it in her hand, cooing
Mmmmm, a girl could always use another tool. And I gotta say, it's pretty impressive

>>5649549
We can discuss Payment after the tune up. Nowwwww, imma need ya to strike a pose, like a flex or something so that way I can see what I need to work with.
>She bends over, reaching around and grabbing a toolbox, as she burrows through the box, pulling our various different wrenches, torches, and other tools.
Don't worry bud, I'll fix up your n00b Armor to Legendary status, no loot box required!

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>>5649585
>She seems far happier with this treatment. Her skin is soft and smooth much like a dolphins. The beast pushes herself into the oncoming pets and begins purring for the man.

>>5649576
>He caresses her hand pressed to his face
Yes I have Sona, however I'm rather worried about our next battle, it will probably be one of the toughest we've ever faced.

And I believe we need to improve our...trust with each other if we want to succeed.
>The Summoner says this as he places another hand on Sona's hips, moving his hand up and down to feel the smooth silk covering her flesh

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>>5649577
Oh boy what did I do now?

>>5649618
Heh...now that's cute.
>He smiles a little more at her reaction, scooting his body closer to the water to pet at her head.
...Woah!
>He scoots just a little too close, however, and loses his balance, tripping into the waters with the girl. After a few seconds of bubbling, he resurfaces in front of her.
Dammit.....Uh...hello.

>>5649649
Somebody hates you. That's nothing unusual in this shitpit.

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>>5649608
Ha! I thought you might never ask!
>Clearly all too happy to show off, the veteran raises both of his arms over his head in what is obviously a breathtaking display of testosterone-fuelled hypermasculinity

>>5649608
>He makes a sigh of pleasure as she begins to pleasure his cock. He looks down at her, smirking.
You think so huh? Well I could let you use it if you really wanted to....
>He says as his cock was starting to grow in her hand as she was jerking it with her cold but nice feeling robotic hand.

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>>5649654
That's fine. Everyone hates me. Carry on.

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>>5649673
Now, Satya, that isn't true. You are very worthy of admiration!

>>5649653
Is this the best you have for Owain? He can hit the Discord character limit you know.

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>>5649653
>As the man falls, the creature makes a noise which clearly indicates this sudden movement surprised her. She moves a distance away as the man falls into the water, but does approach him again to make sure he is alright. In response to his greeting she makes some sort of chuffing noise, and moves in even closer to begin sniffing him.

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>>5649694
NOT everyone, but I'm used to it. Not sure what character I'm fucking up, but this guy won't say anything. I'm welcome to criticism if it's constructive.

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>>5649645
>A slight shiver makes its way down Sona's spine as his hand caresses hers, the feeling of the man's touch on her sensitive skin sending small sparks of pleasure through her body.
"Improve our trust...?"
>Her cheeks are dyed crimson as she feels his hand gently grab onto her wide hips, pushing her body into him as she relishes in his touch, her turquoise pools gazing into his eyes as she realizes what he means. Her hand reaches out and slides gently down his chest as she speaks.
"Anything for you, my dear summoner, ask of me anything and I shall do it to the best of my ability."

>>5649719
>Tfw your GF is the good kind of Indian and could pass as Symmetra with a good costume
Ahhh, it's a good feel.

What drives a man to shitpost?

>>5649785
Idiots who give an entertaining response.

>>5649785
Some men just want to see the world burn.

>>5649716
>Wading in the water, he merely watches as the aquatic girl does her usual sniffing out. After a bit, he starts to wonder if since sniffing with her nose was her usual way of examining things, maybe he should do the same to her, since it might be something she'd be used too. He leans in towards her and starts to sniff back, brushing his nose against her.
Smells...fishy alright.

>>5649785
Lust for (You)s? Drama? Or are they just born with hearts full of shitposting?

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>>5649660
>The girl hoists herself up and props herself up on the man's shoulder and begins loosening and tightening certain bolts, buffering and polishing certain spots. She removes his helmet and opens up the inside of it and starts to screw around with the circuitry, taunting fluffing a hand in his gray locks
Nice hair! Don't mind me asking, how long you been in the whole hero game gramps? Ain't you wanna slow down?

>>5649667
>She nods as she takes your tip into her mouth, giving it a firm suckle and swirling the tip of her to Unger around it, she slides her other hand below her waste a d into her skirt. She bobs her head slowly at first, gradually picking up pace

>>5649673
Noooo, you're such a good defense hero! You're just misunderstood!

>>5649731
>The Summoner moves his hand to her shoulders and slowly slides down her dress, revealing her massive breasts
I have always been enamored by your wonderful bosom Sona, please, let me indulge in them, and pleasure me with them as I have fantasized for so long
>After saying this he lowers his head to the breasts, smothering his face in them as his hands grab and squeeze them

>>5649816
>He lets out a grunt as he makes her move on him. His arms reach down to her head, gently pulling onto her pigtails for leverage. His cock reaches his full length as it finishes growing inside her warm mouth.
Fuck... That feels great....

>>5649785
Lulz.

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>>5649810
>This action elicits another noise from the creature, as it stops its inspection in order to look at the man again. She gives him a curious stare and reaches one of her arms from the water to rub it against the man's cheek.

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>>5649816
>He snorts a laugh and shakes his head, enjoying her tousling of his long grey hair. His shoulders rise and fall a touch but otherwise stay remarkably still, showing a reasonable amount of concern for the stability of Gaige's perch
Ha! I've been fighting a long time - but I could never give it up! The pursuit of justice is my life!
>He looks up at the girl with curiosity in his one good eye
What about yourself? How long have you been tinkering and... vault hunting, did you say?

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>>5649849
>Sona gasps as she feels the summoner's hand caress her shoulders, easily sliding off the fairly open dress. Her breasts jiggle as they are revealed, the smooth immaculate skin and her perky pink nipples on full display, her face completely red in her slowly mounting lust. Her voice rings through his head as she places a hand behind his head, bringing his lips to her nipple as she reaches down to fumble with his zipper.
"Ah you are just insatiable, sir...I've been well aware at the way you look at me when I return from the field, your gaze constantly drawn to my chest...Please, touch them to your hearts content..."

>>5649731
>>5649928
Anybody else reading this in Urkel's voice?

>>5649889
Hm...
>His cheeks start to blush a light red as she reaches out with her hand, responding by reaching out with his own hand to rub her head once more. He stared into her curious eyes for a few moments, drawing him in. Slowly, he leans forward with his head, closing the distance from hers as their lips make contact with each other.

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>>5649856
>She lets him grab a hold of her, and let's him use her mouth for his relief, your dick sliding now all the way into the back of her throat. She moans on your cock in her mouth, as the slight hair pulling combined with her playing with herself is really helping her get along. She drags her tongue on the bottom of your shaft and slurping the pre from your head

>>5649896
Yeah, Vault hunting. Where I come from, we got this place called Pandora, barren waste full of psychos and scrags, but there are these vaults hidden around, full of loot and treasure, and to the Victor's go the spoils, so I work with some people, find vaults, and split the earnings. And I've been a Tech nut all my life. Built my first CT before I could write my name!
>She pauses for a moment, and gestures down to the rocket on his back.
Yo yo my Gee, gonna need to shed a little she'll form me to really work my MOJO. Buutt, when I'm done, let's just say that justice won't be the only thing you'll be dishin out!

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What are these people running from? They're not! They're running TO the hottest thread on /trash/!

It's ERP!
Erotic
Roleplaying

Tonight! It's a topical debate edition as the Republican lewders led by Iowa J. Trump take on the Democratic dick suckers led by #ChocolateLivesMatter activist Hotaru Shidare! It's the horny elephants in the room to trample the jackasses! It's Donkey from Shrek versus Dumbo!

And now, two guys who are always debating on how to run the show:
Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano!

>>5649928
>He playfully sucks on the large breasts like an infant, sinking his fingers into the soft flesh as he gently nibbles on her nipples
I've always been mesmerized by your large bosoms Sona, now please, show me how you can please me with them
>He grabs Sona's hand again and guides it in unzipping his pants

>>5649985
Welcome back Nia

>>5650008
Don't toy with my emotions, I still miss Nia.

>>5650008
>Nia
That's Jiro, my dude.

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>>5649985
Hello everyone and welcome to another long anticipated episode of ERP! The thread where even the most socially awkward virgins can become the biggest alpha male there ever was!
Ha ha, you got that right! I got so many avatars added on Discord. That service is great!
Right you are, Ken. Discord is a convenient place to keep track of all your favorite ERP denizens and plan out great roleplays for the thread to enjoy!
The thread? Nah, I don't do thread stuff anymore.
You don't? Why's that Ken?
Haven't you seen the threads lately, Vic? It's terrible! It's like everyone is more worried about being angry then getting their rocks off!
Well, I'm sorry to say, Kenny, that these threads have been in a bad state for quite sometime now. ERP as a whole is in a downswing. Great avatars are leaving, there is strife all around. It's a terrible thing to see.
Yeah, see you get it.
You know? There's someone here that won't ever leave the threads no matter how terrible they get!
Oh yeah? Who's that?
Why none other than our man in the field! Guy?

>>5649984
>He lets out another moan of pleasure, as if all his troubles were slowly fading away as she happily enveloped his throbbing member. He began to tug on her hair, making her that she got as much of his cock as she could.
God... I think I'm gonna cum soon....

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>>5650033
Yes, hello, Guy LeDouche here! So happy to see so many new lovely lovely ladies! Oh, my! Guy is like a boy in a candy store! Already Guy tried to approach a nice girl in a purple sweater but she reject Guy! She says she's a big TV star, oh, if only she knew!
>Hey! Hey, Guy!
Why, hello, sir! Why do you come to Guy so excited like?
>I just wanted to give a shout out to Lilithmon!
Oh, how nice of you! But Guy is quite certain you mean Laylamon!
>I know what I meant Guy.

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>>5649971
>The noise she makes in response to this sudden kiss clearly shows she's surprised by the action, but it trails off into a soft purr. The creature pulls herself in closer to the man, still in her watery domain, and presses herself against him as she continues sharing the kiss.

>>5649937
not me
but now i imagine urkel fucking sona

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>>5650058
Localization is a pain, huh, Guy?

Now then! How many you subscribe to the idea that quantity is equal to quality? That when you ERP, it's better to try and drop a full Charles Dickens novel on your partner to show off just how good you are at writing? I'm talking about paragraphs after paragraphs, big blocks of text that will impress all your friends and the thread! After all, all those words surely have got to turn someone on, right?

Show of hands.... NOW!

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>>5649984
>The old warrior listens intently to her tale. He isn't entirely sure what a scrag might be, but he can probably guess from context. The idea of being a treasure hunter is quite the romantic notion, and for a moment he imagines her as one of those archaeologist heroes from that old-timey film series... before jolting back to the present.
Ah, yes. I was wondering when I should get out of it. Some things just aren't meant to be done while a person is still inside.
>He flashes a whiskery grin at the mechromancer and lifts her off his shoulder back to the floor, his touch surprisingly light despite the thick metal around his fingers.
I look foward to seeing how well you can fix it up.
>He begins the laborious process of removing his Crusader armour - a great many massive plates shedding away to reveal his muscular frame, clad only in a simple vest and shorts to avoid baking inside the hot metal.
It sounds as though you are a great success.

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>>5649989
>Sona gasps as she feels his tongue graze her sensitive pink bulb, pushing her breasts against the man's teeth as he bites her nipples, her body shivering in barely controlled lust.

"Of course summoner, I will please you to the best of my ability~..."
>Sona gently pushes the man back on the bed, leaning down in between his legs as she unzips his pants, allowing his hard member out of his cloth prison as she gasps gently, marveling at its size.
"Oh summoner, you are absolutely splendid down here..."
>She gets on her knees, pressing her breasts on the sides of his shaft, his tip poking out of the top of her pillowy flesh. She slowly strokes it up and down, teasing the sides tip with her nipples before burying him back into the soft warmness of her bosom. Letting a bit of her saliva leak from her mouth to make her breasts slick.

>>5650085
>raises hand

>>5650067
>In a way, the man was lucky to have fallen into the water, since she would certainly feel more comfortable within her own domain. That, and the prospect of underwater love making was something he just had to try. Hand delicately caressing the top of her head, his lips press up against hers, more firmly then before, lightly pulling on her bottom lip. He's aware of her body pulling itself closer to him, and he reacts accordingly, reaching up with his other hand to caress and feel all around the front of her naturally naked body. He eventually finds his way to her small, soft breasts, his fingers prodding all around their shape.

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>>5650085
"yay"
>>5650156
Well, you're wrong. Haven't you heard the phrase "Less is more"! It applies to ERP as well! When you're write, it's not about hitting word limits or big blocks of text. It's about creating something that's enjoyable to read, whether it's meant to be funny or erotic. There is such a thing as overkill, and you don't bore, or even worse, lose the interest of your partner because you couldn't stop talking about how good her anime pussy is.

You there, sir! How do you feel?
>I totally agree with you, my man. As a guy who can only reply with maybe... one line. I hate all those guys that really try and show off how much they can write. It pisses me off! I just come here to get my dick succ'd, not read! I dropped out of school cuz I hate reading!
I can tell. And you, ma'am?
>I love writing so when I really get going, I can't help but create a whole novel. Hell, there was the time I let someone suck my breasts and I managed to create a New York Time's best seller off it! They're even going to make a movie based on it!
Well, congratulations to your newfound success! Oh? You have something to say sir?
>Yeah, I think it's a load of shit that people can't write big chunks of text like its' not that hard, you just gotta ramble on and on about shit nobody cares about and maybe repeat the same thing two or even three times you know just keep talking, it's not really difficult to hit character limits in the thread or Discord if you know what you're doing, i mean I do it all the time I just bullshit about my big beefy cock that happens to be the right size for the woman I'm fucking at the moment, you know a burning penis that feels really good just pounding right into that pussy while I keep going and on about how good and amazing her pussy feels and maybe I call her a slut and then I go right back to hitting that cunt like nobody's business, just thrusting my huge, meaty member into that nice wet pussy, and it's not really hard to hit the character lim-

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>>5650215
Sir, I believe we hit character limit thanks to you, errr...

LET'S GO!

>And we're off to our first patriotic event of the day-

>We're sorry but Youtube Heroes has found this content to be in violation of the Youtube terms of service and had to be removed.

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>>5650037
>Your cock, now being forced to the back of her throat, she gagged on it but held it there as long as she could, bobbing her head furiously, slurping hard, and thenot letting it out of her mouth with a pop. She wrapped both hand around it, pumping and jerking it as fast as she could.
Mmmmm I want your sticky goo big guy! I want you to paint gauges pretty little face white with this big ol cock~

>>5650083
Not as bad an image as I thought that would be...

>>5650114
>She wiggles around a little as she is picked up and placed down, admiring his physical prowess and chivalrous attitude, one belonging to only a true knight.
Yeah, I am pretty awesome! But, I could be awesome if it weren't for March Holloway. She stole my design for a super powerful, super awesome, super badass protection robot in the Edin 5 youth science fair, cuz even all the money in the universe can't buy you creativity! Then when her bit couldn't even fire a laser and mine has lasers, guns, saws, claws, the works, I get 3rd! And she gets 1st! Buuutt, let's just say, justice always prevails~
>She begins to labor over the plates, reinforcing the armor with crossbars and alloys, making sure that it could stand up to even the harshest of Gorrilas. Though she gets a bit distracted from her work as she recounts her tale.

>>5650149
>The Summoner lets out a relaxed sigh as he feels the warm saliva coat the tip of his head
Ahh...you're amazing Sona, please smother my cock between your wonderful mounds and lips
>He says this as he places a hand on her head, guiding her to the tip of his cock sticking out between her tits

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>>5650232
>eliminates you

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>>5650200
>The creature pulls away from the kiss and makes another chuffing sound as she is groped. She gives the man a smile and places one of her own hands upon his chest, attempting the same tactic on him, gently massaging it with her own fingers...
>She hasn't exactly grasped all the concepts of this sort of interaction quite yet.

>>5650257
>As she pulled it out of her wet mouth, he had finally reached his climax.
Alright then, you asked for it!
I-I'm cumming~
>He yelled, spraying his hot fluids on her pretty little face, making sure to coat her in his sticky sperm. He let out a few deep pants of relief, taking a moment to admire his work.
That was amazing Gaige...
But, I don't think I'm done with you yet...

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>>5650257
>A quiet smile plays around the man's features as he watches her work, listening intently to her tale of woe. He shakes his head at the perfidy of March Holloway.
Well, they say cheaters never prosper. I assume it is too late to take your plans back or give this rival of yours some poetic comeuppance? I've been fighting robots a very long time. Even if she's made these things I doubt they could offer much protection.

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>YouTube Heroes reinstated the content removed and apologizes for any inconvenience

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR KENNY BLANKENSHIP'S MOST PAINFUL SHITPOSTS OF THE THREEEEAAD!

Let's hit the ground running with #5 it's
>>5649034
This guy who hates everyone so much he'd ruin all the fun just to put a smile on his face! C'mon guy, if you hate a board so much, why are you even here?

Speaking of putting smiles on faces, here's #4
>>5649275
With this high quality ERP that's sure to make any girl wet! Woah, there, buddy! The Ken-Train only stops for the ladies!

But this painful train keeps on a-rollin' with #3
>>5649157
This had to be one the more painful baits I've ever had to swallow. Woo!

And let's keep chugging along! #2!
>>5649134
You feeling superstitious ERP? Because this guy sure is! Boogeymen everywhere! Nothing creates drama more than rumors! Trust me, I used to watch TMZ!

And now, the most painful shitpost of the thread goes TO:
>>5649233
More shitflinging! We gotta have guys like this on our elimination challenges, cuz he's got aim like nobody's business! This post has got it all! Namedropping! Boogeymen! Drama! It's great! Well, not really.

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>>5650260
>The faintest flicker of magic seems to spring up around Sona as she leans down, pressing a single gentle kiss onto the tip of his member, and another, and another. Each kiss lasted a bit longer the last, her lipstick slowly being applied to the tip of his member as she teases his swollen tip with her mouth. Her slender tongue came out of her mouth to gently lap at his cumslit, greedily swallowing all of the pre cum that leaked out him. She leans down and slips his cock between her plump cock pillow lips, sucking onto his tip as she swirls her tongue around his helmet. Her turquoise pools stare up at him as she eagerly worships his member, sliding her breasts up and down his shaft with all the loving care she can muster, the saliva slick boobs sticking against the sides of his cock. Her hair cascades down her face as she pleasures the man, the beautiful sea green hair occasionally rubbing against his tip.
"Your taste is addicting summoner...I want more..."

>>5650312
He couldn't help but laugh a little as she emulated his actions, finding it immensely cute. Though it also made him realize that he probably shouldn't be swimming with all of his clothing on. He momentary takes his hands off of her body to undress himself, taking sometime to take off all of his clothing while also swimming in water. Eventually, it all comes off, his clothes sitting at the surface as he floats in front of her, just as naked as she was. He moves forward to resume massaging her chest, his blush glowing deeper as his half erect member brushed up against her leg.

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>>5650339
What, an excitingly patriotic edition of ERP! And congratulations to President Iowa J. Trump for a landslide victory!
More like mudslide, haha!
Yes, I'm afraid Hotaru loved American [CENSORED] Chocolate a little too much and that may have cost her the election!
Shoulda just stuck with the Milky Wilky instead. Hey, is that guy still around?
Indeed he is, Ken. Just laughing at everyone trying to besmirch his good name and fetish while he suckles away at Sponty's tits!
Lucky bastard. I wish she was on the Discord.
Still leaving the threads are you Ken?
Maybe. I mean, there's still thread only avatars I like to play with. Like Iowa, and uhh.... I dunno, I guess just her.
Well, whatever you decide, Ken, I hope it brings you happiness.
Haha you said "penis"
Just lead us out with our Golden Rule, Kenny. What do we always say?

DON'T! GET! ATTACHED!

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>>5650314
>She licred some of your sperm off the corner of her mouth, smiling as she did so, scooping up some on her finger and sucking it off. At the mention of the words, she splayed back again, and feigned distress, raising her arm to her head, spreading her legs.
Oh my, how absolutely lewd of you~I let you cum on my cuteam widdle face and you are still going
>a quick coy and cocky smirk flashes on her face
Good, cuz I ain't done with you yet either

>>5650333
Nice trips! And please! She already got her cummupets. Her bots couldnt fire a laser without overheating. She sold them to the police force so now they are even more screwed over. And besides, I still got my friendo "Death trap" for when my Gummi especially go sour.
>She gets onto her hands and knees, heaving to try and lift the hammer up, but even with her super strong robot arm, her overall strength isn't enough to get it off the ground. She lets it drop the half inch back down, panting
Gimme a sec! I got this!

>>5650344
>Small moans start to escape the summoner's lips as he shivers from the sensation of her fellatio
Ahh~ Please don't hold back Sona, I want you to pleasure me to your fullest extent
>He does his best to thrust his hips up and down, feeling her smooth breasts squeezing his cock grind against it

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>>5650369
>She watches as the man sheds his clothes,and soon rejoins him to continue their embrace. However, when he rubs up against her leg she does let out a curious noise, looking down at the water curiously. Though the groping feels nice, the creature is far more interested in what is below the water. Her gaze goes back to the man's face, and she makes another noise. Perhaps she's asking him a question? It is hard to say, for she uses no language to convey this message. The only thing that is clear is the creature is interested.

>>5650374
Great episode as always, guys. It made me do some thinking about my own writing quality.

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>>5649985
>>5650033
>>5650058
>>5650085
>>5650215
>>5650232
>>5650339
>>5650374
Fucking glorious.

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>>5650409
>Her tongue lashes against his sensitive cock head with a desperate need, every drop of his salty soup that drools from his tip immediately being licked up and swallowed by the wonderful musician. She begins to dive even more desperately on the man's member, sliding her breasts down and squishing them to the base as her mouth flies down, shoving it the hot confines of her mouth as she sucks half of his cock, making it sticky with her saliva. She pulls back and uses the new coat of saliva to slide her boobs to the tip, squeezing it tightly between her massive mammaries before repeating the process again, slathering his cock in affection while also pleasuring him with her breasts.
"Mmm~! Ahh... Glk~!"

>>5650394
Well then, are you gonna take the rest those clothes off or an I gonna have to do it for ya?
>He asked before grabbing the base of his cock as he began to stroke to reach back to his full length.

Any free sluts?

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>>5650418
>>5650442
Funny enough, that post actually DID hit the limit. I assure you that wasn't my intention. I'm glad you guys enjoyed it though. It's been ages since I brought them out so I've been wanting to do so for awhile now.

>>5650457
>His moans start to turn into pants as he feels his cock throb more and more from the relentless sensation
Haah...More Sona, more! Take your master's cock deep inside you to prove your love!
>He takes his hands to Sona's head, now apply some force to help her take it in deeper

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>>5650394
>He's not entirely sure what she means by 'trips,' but is reassured to know that the technician's rival did not profit from their misdeeds - if a little concerned that a host of malfunctioning robots ended up in the hands of the police.
>As she gets onto the floor, he can't help but take a short glance at her behind - but soon moves over to where she is struggling with his hammer. It's a visible strain without his powered armour, but he does manage to lift it one-handed, bicep bulging. The showoff.
Where... would you like it?

>>5650495
I think now more than ever we need posts like that, so that was a good decision on your part.

>>5650412
Huh?...
>His breathing was starting to get heavy, and his member was growing in hardness, helplessly poking against the inside of the fish girl's thigh. Seeing as how it had now captured her attention, maybe the best thing to do now was to show her just what exactly it was? Taking in a deep breath, the man moves his hands over to each of the girl's hips underwater, and lines their two bodies up. His cock head slides across her skin, and starts to brush sensually against the girl's little slit, causing the man to gasp in pleasure. Taking it all slow, he sticks with small pokes and prods, staring at her face to see what her own reaction was to this teasing sensation.

>>5650495
What the hell is that from?

>>5650495
Yeah that was some great stuff, glad I was awake to see.

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>>5650513
Yeah, I like to get meta when I bring those guys out especially when Captain Tenneal asks his question.

>>5650540
One of the Sharktopus movies. I should honestly get them all if only for screencaps if I plan on ERPing as New!Nibbles

>>5650544
Again, your enjoyment is much appreciated. MXC and Eddy are meant to make people smile. In all honesty I should do them more often these days with how volatile things have been lately.

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>>5650467
>sly smile
Why don't ya come unwrap your present?
>She opens her arms and spreads her legs expectantly

>>5650503
>She gawks at his sheer strength and stares at his bicep, hypnotized and impressed by his strength. A warm flush runs over her face, as she reaches out to feel his muscles. Coming to her senses, she coughs, and tries to play her reaching out as if she were pointing. She tries to hide her face.
Wow... Uhh! Huh... you can umm, hold it up right here, that way I can get a better angle to increase the thruster output and upgrade it's fuel capacity. Maybe even make it a bit lighter, not that a hulk ster like you would need it~

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>>5650520
>The sensation sends a rush of pleasure up her spine, causing her to let out a sudden, sharp breath. The creature brings herself closer, rubbing her body against the man's as she looks at him in the eyes again. By the look of things, the beast seems to be quite pleased with how things are going, and she purrs more loudly than before. Her arms find their way up around his torso and she leans into him, ready to mate.

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>>5650501
>Sona pulls her mouth away from his tip for a moment, strands of saliva connecting her plump cock pillow lips to his cock head.
"Ah~...Summoner you are insatiable..."
>Her lips returned to the object of their affections, as his cock was buried deeper and deeper between them, engulfed in the velvet lining of her throat as her lips very much touched the base of the summoner's cock. They did with a bit more ferocity each time, as she quickly pulled her head back, and resumed the wonderful bobbing motion that the summoner craved so much with more passion than before.
>She no longer used her hands to stroke him with her breasts but instead decided to wrap around the very bottom of his shaft, guiding it between her lips lest she lose it. Her tongue matched her new motions, coiling around every inch of his length that she could reach in a way that would blow away even the most experienced of men, providing it the most perfect pillow to glide across.
>Her nose pressing against his base with each and every time she slid down his member. She slowly snakes a hand down her stomach, her hand reaching between her legs to finger her moist slit.

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>>5650494

>>5650582
>>5650501
>Give 3 lines
>Get a paragraph and a half back
who is this

>>5650558
>He nods, walking close up to her as he almost instinctively ripped of her top and bra, tossing what as left away as he then reached down and ripped off her skirt and panties, leaving her only in her striped stockings.
Don't worry, I'll be sure to buy you some nice new clothes once this is done~
>He then grabbed onto the underside of her legs, and using his upper body strength, be picked her up off her feet and slowly placed her on top of his hard cock, slowly letting her ease in as he slid her down on it, letting in full her warm walls at he let out a pleasured groan.

>>5650563
With each brush of his tip, the man found it harder and harder to resist his instinct of pushing it right in. But feeling the girl cling so closely, hearing her gasps and soft moans, it's all the confirmation he needs to go all in. Holding her hips still, he starts to thrust forward, immediately grunt as he pushes past her folds to find her insides incredibly tight. Combined with the feeling of incredible softness unique to her body, the man had to take it slow as he pushed in all of his shaft inside of her.

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>>5650558
>The 'hulkster' grins at the flustered compliment, and catching her unthinkingly reaching for his arm, he gives the slightest of encouraging nods.
There's no need to be shy! I'm quite used to people being curious.
>Despite that cheeky aside, however, he does follow her direction - holding the hammer where she indicates, but happy to have shown off his strength, he holds it with both hands so that it's more steady for her to work on.

>>5650611
It's Owain who likes to show off.

>>5650611
Owain can be pretty decent when he's not being a male. It's like he was born to take the cock.

>>5650582
>His pants start to turn erratic as he feels his climax building
Oohhh...S-Sona, I'm going to cum!
Make me fill your mouth with my hot sperm and prove your love!
>He presses her head deeper inside faster and faster

>>5650611
Keric

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>>5650618
>The creature of the sea lets out a gasping cry as the man thrusts himself inside of her.. She pulls her arms tight, bringing her head right up against his chest. The water they share acts as a adequate lubricant for her tight sex, thought it is obvious she is already becoming wet with her own juices as well. The beast's tongue escapes its mouth as she softly licks the man's chest, taking more aroused breaths as she does this.

>>5650645
Keric is way worse than Owain about everything. Owain might be a humblebragger but Keric flat out fished for attention and was prone to bitchfits when he didn't get ERP.

>>5650645
......
He can write a whole lot ore then that... believe me.

>>5650660
Never happened with me. Also

>>5650660
>humblebragger
What?

>>5650582
Tempted to add you on discord for league succ
How often you down to rp females?

>>5650673
When you, usually consciously, try to get away with bragging about yourself by couching it in a phony show of humility.

It's part of the reason Owain got a lot of shit in the first place. He did that a lot in the Discord. He got really infamous when he mentioned hitting the Discord character limit in the thread and it's become a meme he can't live down.

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>>5650641
>Sona hears the man's stuttered response and begins to fellate him even harder, wrapping her dainty fingers around his wrists as he pushes her down, slamming her lips to his base again and again, his tip slipping down into the hot wet confines of her throat. Her face is a mess, the mixture of tears saliva and pre cum coating her face as she was violently face fucked, her tongue flailing around loosely at the base of his member as she tries to work out his thick creamy load with her cock worship. She looks up at the man with her eyes glazed over in lust, wanting nothing more than to please her favorite summoner with all of her ability. She cums violently as he slams her to the base one last time, her nose shoved into his pubes as her tongue glides over his balls, taking every drop of hot sticky semen that he spews from his cumslit directly down her throat, quaking in the throes of orgasm as her vision begins to dim slightly, her need for the man's ball cream seemingly out weighing her need for oxygen.
"MMM~! Glk~..."
>>5650674
(Usually whenever I'm online I'm down for something. It might not be nearly as verbose because currently this guy is the only one I am RPing with and has my full attention. I will try to match your length though.)

>>5650688
>whenever I'm online

But you're literally always online. Are you that desperate for e-fucking?

>>5650654
>If she was getting wet under there, he couldn't tell, as it was it felt like his entire member was being clamped around, the sea of the water making penetration easier, but it didn't feel any less tighter. After pushing as far in as he could, He wrapped his arms around the girl's figure, one across her back, and one petting the back of her head as he spent a small moment just enjoying his connection to her, so to speak. Then, he starts to slowly thrust in and out, his chest expanding and contracting against her head as his shaft started to slide around inside of her.

>>5650688
>When Owain is better at giving blowjobs then receiving them

>>5650688
I don't plan to now, was just asking for when I got time. Thanks for the info then. Keep on keeping on, thread hitler.

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>>5650692
(I'm taking two classes at my community college before I transfer in the fall and I have no job so yeah pretty much all of the free time.)
>>5650703
(Reeee...)
>>5650704
(Have a good one.)

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>>5650696
(I hate to do this, but do you think we could perhaps resume this at another time? I'm struggling to stay awake at the moment.)

>>5650716
Why do you persist when everyone hates you? When even the Discord mods tell you to stop posting, why do you keep doing it?

>>5650717
(It's alright, go get some sleep. Have a good night.)

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>>5650726
(Good night. Again, sorry to cut things short.)

>>5650716
So instead of doing something productive with your free time, you spend all those hours trying to be popular on a Vietnamese Picture Forum with men who roleplay anime girls by showing off how wordy you can get

>>5650725
Some people here don't give a shit about tis discord drama mongering. I'm fine with him, at least he's erping meanwhile his detractors will not shut the fuck up and keep going on and on about their meta bullshit. Just shut the fuck up.

>>5650716
Do you legitimately not have any other hobbies? Is this seriously all you do? Honest question.

Hard mode: video games doesn't count.

>>5650725
I don't know, I see one person playing with him and seeming to enjoy it.

>>5650740
Threads desperately need new boogeymen. Owain is a popular target because he keeps putting the spotlight on himself and he's basically the most popular person in the Discord which only makes things worse. Thread anons hate Virra's Discord with a passion.

>>5650688
S-Sooonnaaa!!
>The Summoner gasps from the waves of sheer ectasy as he unloads his pent-up semen inside her mouth, spraying strands of jizz straight down her throat and into her mouth, swelling her cheeks as he continues his orgasm

>Finally he slowly pulls his cock out, careful not to spill a drop, as he rests his limp dick on her tits

Haah...Haah...that felt amazing...open your mouth wide Sona, I want to see the result of this little bonding...

>>5650716
Sounds good to me. I'll be sure to give Sona some loving too.

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>>5650741
I counsel struggling diabetics at my local hospital and bike when the weather permits.
Pretty much just reading vidya and visiting my friends up at college whenever their roommates leave to visit their family until I go up myself in the spring.
/End blog.

>tfw this shit is still going on

>>5650759
You really are the "Chad" the threads claim you are. Amazing. No wonder everyone is so triggered by you. You're basically a normal person who just happens to enjoy ERPing.

>>5650759
You took the bait. Blogposting is considered a grave sin around here and they lured it out of you.

>Get in these threads months ago
>Lurk and fap to people having sex
>Over the weeks less and less people are actually having sex on the threads themselves
>Active people are just joining Discord
>Stay on the thread because I just want to lurk
>Drama happens on Discord(?)
>Threads ded and just full of "DO NOT TALK ABOUT DISCORD DRAMA"
>People are having sex in secret servers

Thanks a lot everyone

>>5650772
Once the thread finds a target they won't let go.

>>5650785
Also this. He keeps feeding them.

Owain just has to wait for Mecha to come back, then the original thread boogeyman will take some heat.

>>5650793
Discord was a mistake

>It's a "your partner leaves for no discernible reason" episode
Worst episodes in the series desu.

>>5650805
Mecha's a chad too, he just happens to be popular with the thread avas instead of Virra's users which pretty much gives him some immunity over Owain.

>>5650815
>Mecha's a chad too

But he isn't. He's said before that the threads are the only social interaction he gets. Compare that to Owain who has a circle of friends and things to do outside of ERP.

>>5650805
>original thread boogeyman
That's not Nue.

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>>5650756
>Sona allows his dick to slip out with a wet pop as she looks up at the man with half-lidded eyes of lust. She slowly opens her mouth with a sultry "Ahh~", the massive amount of his thick creamy jizz coating every inch of her tongue. She slowly slides it back into her mouth as she swirls it around, savoring every drop of his creamy essence as if it's the most delicious thing in the world, opening it again to show that she had swallowed every drop he deposited on her tongue. She leans forward and slides her tongue up each side of his thick hard cock, cleaning off all the semen that clings to his meat before pulling away, smiling up at him.
"I'm glad I was able to pleasure you summoner, please don't hesitate to find me whenever you get the urge~..."
(Hope you enjoyed!)

>>5650819
>Owain has IRL friends
>still insists on being the center of attention on the Discord
>tries and suck up to the threads with a roster of female avas

What's his angle?

>>5650819
That was a blog he made months ago, and he stopped work blogging around then too.

>>5650833
Chad mentality. He's probably not even aware he's doing it.

RIP THREAD A DEAD

>>5650907
>Owain kills the thread
nothing new here

>>5650912
>Owain roleplays
>Anon and a few others enjoy it
>Other anons salty and continue shitposting
>last three posts after he finishes are shitposts.
>Owains fault
Kills me every time.

>>5650912
It looks more to me like the shitposters killed the thread.

>>5650912
Hi Lupin!
>>5650923
>>5650927
Hi Owain defending himself!

>>5650938
You tried anon, but I'm not Owain.

>>5650938
Hi shitposter!

>>5650938
Hi Lore!

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>>5650938
And here's your
>Samefag check

>>5650945
>>5650950
t. Owain/Lupin
>>5650957
I don't want to fuck Pokemon!
>>5650958
> 3 minutes between
Nice Inspect Element!

>>5650966
Ok.

>>5650966
You really do grasp at straws don't you?
Just can't stand that you're wrong.
Hi Lore/Jinx/Lore's Lacky's
Don't you have school to go to, or Bara to complain about? How about killing another server "You enjoy and want to make better."

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>>5650938
Okay, I come clean. You got me.

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>>5651011
>>5651011

>>5651011
>>5651019
No time lapse this time buddy, what's your next move?
Another Inspect Element and a fake anon post to pretend you're right again? Give it up.

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I'll suck some dick for the CoH humble bundle

How could someone be so desperate to make a new boogeyman for this place?

>>5651265
Because LD, Nue and even Innocent boy have bounced

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Anyone wanna play GTA Online with me?

I am not gay.

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selam aleykum

I am gay

Kenny, Lore, and Jinx need to get to bed

>>5651334
They can't. It's almost time for school.

>>5651342
Oh yea, Jinx is going to school near Diego, I think she mentioned that

>>5651329
>beats you up

>>5651357
She'll be rolling in the pussy in no time. If she's not lazy.

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>>5651360
Thats not nice anon

>>5651368
She had to choose between a school near Lore and a school near Diego. She will flunk irregardless way because she spends literally all her free time shitposting here instead of actually doing school work

>>5651372
What's your name, cutie?

Don't be mean to anon, he's just venting his frustration on the sissy. It's good for both of them.

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>>5651381
>irregardless
Anon maybe you should focus on your school work too.

>>5651372
>grabs her boobs
Honk! Honk!

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>>5651388
You can call me Cliana

Ohh he's just venting on the sissy.. is it really good for both?

(Also I was the original poster who said ''I a m'')

>>5651403
Uhh? what are you doing you pervert

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>>5651328
Waalaykumu salām

>>5651417
I'm pretty sure it must be, Cliana. You see, this is where people come to feel good.

Did nobody tell you this? Is that why you were trying to break them up?

>>5651417
I'm sorry. They were just there and I wanted to see if they were real.

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>>5651431
Ohh? yeah I know thats why I tried, this place is to feel good not the other way around!

>>5651442
OF COURSE THEY ARE REAL, CANT YOU SEE?

>>5651457
I showed up just to tell you good taste in ava pick-ups. Hope you stick around. SRW waifus are apex.
t. Mecha

tfw no Jun

>>5651457
I see, I see. Well neither of them are currently complaining, so I assume they're happy.

Did you come for anything in particular? Maybe I could help.

>>5651457
I said was sorry. There's no need to yell, ma'am.

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>>5651468
Thank you

>>5651482
I was... ehem just looking for.. someone yes! no, I was just passing by, yep that was it

>>5651485
Alright now I will calm down... but dont touch them again you perv!