ERP Thread. Alpha is a girl edition. Previous thread >>5643196

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>>5645488
>She had finished undressing before he did, the pair now exposed to each other... and anyone who was watching them.
I've been ready.
>She lowers a hand, the finger trailing from the base of his cock to the tip.
>>5645509
Hah! Ah! Oh!
>Her speech has been overtaken by loud moans as she shoves Neo's face even further down, barely letting her breathe. Her thighs tighten as she climaxes, before relaxing once again as she rests on her back.
Oh... oh, that was fantastic.
>She looks back up at the girl still buried in her crotch.
Would you like for me to return the favor?

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>>5645516
>The robot tilts her head slightly before performing the command, hugging the anon sensually with her soft squishy tits resting on his chest

>>5645601
>The robot jumps in response, obviously feeling something on her soft ass.

>>5645592
Go back to bed, child.

>>5645647
I want to mark this bitch's womb with my cock.

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>>5645634
Haha it's funny because Bolin deserves death and the domestic abuse of one of his parents for almost a decade is fucking hilarious

>>5645647
Fuck off Alpha, you fucking creep.

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>>5645544
Thank you kindly.
>Between the deadpan tones in her ironic gratitude, just the hint of a drawl leaks in, and she glances over to the knife. Still, his grip does immobilize her, so she leaves the point jutting out into the air away from them. Flat eyes meet his unremarkable ones. One step to one side shifts her weight, testing the waters, before she purses her lips a little.
Really, you began pushing the act too far, wouldn't you say? There's such a thing as testing a comedian's limits too far.
[Which comedian? Me? Him? How did I get into this mess?]

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>>5645697
Sexier robot than Haydee desu.
>

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id fuck jade but i'd get rabies.

>>5645718
your daddy should've hit you harder tbhwyf

>>5645718
I hate that you keep responding to this chucklefuck.

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>>5645556
Why thank you, generous Anon! Now it'll be 'all silky smooth all day!

>>5645581
>The girl looked back at where the Anon groped her, blushing solemnly.

U-Uh... ride? W-What steed are we talkin'?

>>5645610
Watersports are cool, miss! Darn shame we don't do more of 'em 'round here. These threads could use a good ol' splash!

>>5645718
>implying it isn't funny

>>5645696
Palutena is sexy!

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>>5645650
>She reaches up and takes the drink, finally sitting back up a bit so she doesn't spill it on herself.
Thank you.
>She takes a few sips before downing the whole thing in one gulp.
They were strenuous. I'm glad that I studied as extensively as I did.

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>>5645592
>robotic flattery, but still kicks you in the fucking chest

Who's jade?

>>5645697
Don't hate him for having good taste, plebbot. Go suck nigger cock to clear your mind.

>>5645733
This.

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>>5645712
Eh? Pepsiman?
>>5645666
>Hana furrows her eyebrows, tentatively laying face-down across a convenient plot-device bed.
I don't need a long massage, really...

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>>5645735
qq moar autist

>>5645770
Canis' long lost mate that he doesn't know about

HAYDEE IS PAUL

DO NOT GIVE YOUR YOUS

HAYDEE IS PAUL

/MESSAGE

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>>5645462

That was the lamest, saddest excuse ever, runt!

>Undyne said with an annoyed tone... Before suplexing the poor human! Of course, it will be painful and probably will break some of his bones... But he'd probably survive.
>Probably.

Ngaaaaah!

>>5645465

......

>Undyne's tongue licked her lips, awaiting patiently for whatever Kraken the man kept hidden in his pants.
>Wasting no time, she quickly removed her remaining clothes, standing completely bare before the human, her impressive and athletic figure in full display for him.

>>5645490

Ha! As if!

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>>5645456 (Ana)
>There's a sparkle in his eyes as she gives him an opportunity to brag, and the hand that brushed the hairs out of her beautiful face trails down to her hindquarters
I am just as good as I have always been - better, now that you are here!
>As if to demonstrate his never-lapsed prowess, he tugs her up into his arms, cradling her to his chest with one supportive hand cupping her buttocks, the other reaching fondly around her shoulders as he hugs her, being careful not to put too much pressure on her
>He touches his forehead to hers, and when he blinks, it becomes obvious that his old eyes are watering
>His bold voice is reduced to a croak as the cheery wall he puts up comes crumbling down
I have missed you.

>>5645530 (Poppy)
>He smiles paternally down at the little lady as she clutches at his vest, a reassuring arm slipping around her shuddering little form.
Well- my friend and I, we tracked the dragons to their lair.
There were a great many of them, but small examples - only one true, great fire-breather among them!
Their flames broke against my shield - their claws scraped across my armour-
-but in the end, my hammer smashed them down to earth, and justice was done!
>The clamour of his voice is unbelievable, loud and cheerful as he recounts the heroic victory
The people no longer were forced to pay tribute to their wicked masters...
... and my friend and I were free to continue our travels across the face of the world!

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>>5645745
We're...both talkin' about the same kind of "watersports", aren't we? I'm talkin' about tha piss thing. Definitely 100% not into that.

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>>5645734
I wasn't hit as a kid.
>>5645735
I'm sorry, I'm just a little bit pissed at him.
>>5645751
Either you're just being an edgelord and trying to get a rise out of me or your sense of humour is more warped than mine.
Explain yourself, what makes it so funny?

>>5645775
>wasting this much time on people you hate
>I'm the autist
ok

>>5645784
>He is left in a pile of body parts, unmoving

>>5645782
No it's not, it's the nigger cock loving Asuka.

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>>5645782
(Where is this coming from?)

>>5645771
(I"m just trying to erp here. What's with this bullshit hate all of a sudden?)

>>5645745
Oh, you know.
>Hands placed onto each of her wide hips, he moves forward, bumping his hips into her butt.
The one in my pants.

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>>5645799
>2minutes roster enter
>1 minute batchcrop
XDDDDDDDDDDDD autist.
>>5645797
sadly not. dad shouldve slammed the shit out of you.

>>5645774
No, I get to suck Pepsiman's dick but I wouldn't mind sharing some of my mountain dew with you

>>5645697
Ahh...such a soft pair you've got
>The anon reaches behind her and firmly grips her ass with both his hands
And such a plump ass! You were built for pleasuring men weren't you?
>He gives her ass a loud -smack-
Mmm...such a pleasant sound
>He gives her ass a hard smack after smack, then looks at her "face"
Do you want to please your Master, Haydee?
>The anon says as he lightens up his smacking, gently kneading her ass now.

>>5645842
Alpha will win this

>>5645842
ok

>>5645696
>Coaxed by her actions, the man lost all of his remaining shame, instead replaced by an ever-growing feeling of lust as he wrapped his arms around her body, planting a kiss on her lips while he pressed his form against hers.
>Of slender frame with a bit of muscles, his tanned body began to rub against her heavenly curves, enjoying the sensation of his flesh touching hers.
Hmmhph~!!

>>5645836
>What's with this bullshit hate all of a sudden?
welcome to /erp/

>>5645836
Bad idea to RP now. Bad idea to RP that character, due to confusion. Bad idea to shittalk sexier robots.

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>>5645843
mountain dew, huh?

>>5645836
I'm 99% sure that you're Paul

>>5645784
>He could have sworn she was more into girls, but since he wasn't currently getting smashed into the next dimension and not in the fun way, he reached out to run one hand over her incredibly toned stomach, the other hooking under the waistband of his boxers to tug them down, letting his erect cock spring out for her inspection.
>But now he felt as he was still overdressed, starting to strip off his own clothes to drop them to the side as well, showing off a lithe, but not nearly as athletic form as hers.

>>5645756
>His eyes widen when she bhugs down the whole thing in one gulp. She might be thirsty he thinks. He drags closer a chair and takes a seat next to her before smiling and talk to her
Well at least you are free of them? So you can have more time for yoursel? Also if you are that tired why did you came to this place?
>He asked, curious as he scratches a little his cheek.

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>>5645852
oh
>>5645854
k

>>5645873
Everyone is Paul. Didn't you know that Paul?

>>5645774
Don't worry, it'll be nice and quick, pardon me while I zip down your suit, I need to directly massage you after all...
>He zips down her suit, stopping just short of revealing her ass, exposing her back and the sides of her breasts.

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>>5645647
>the asphyxiation is dizzying, and Neo rides it out until Palutena has finished groaning and sighing, smooching and suckling up whatever mess of nectar had dribbled out before smiling up at her
>she nods, very much wanting the goddess' lips on her, or at the very least to have something plunged into her
>pulling herself up to her knees, she waits for Palutena to do whatever it is that she's planning, the ever-jagged teeth in her mouth still curled into a Cheshire smile

>>5645879
>All these HE's
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS ANON
IS A SHITTY WRITER

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>>5645842
And your ancestors should've starved to death instead of stealing shit like a nigger and getting sent to a fucking prison country. Alternatively, you're descended from abbos, which to be quite honest are barely human.

>>5645774
>Those hips
M-mamma Mia!

I summon Alma Elma

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>>5645885
Did you remember to zip down her suit?

>>5645882
Hi Lupaulin

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>>5645873
(How are you sure? Can you provide evidence?)

>>5645862
(Oh trust me I know. I wonder where the anon I was ERPing with went?)

>>5645867
(I never shat talk anyone. You were shit talking me. I was just erping.)

Why is Bolin getting triggered by such weak bait

>>5645900
NO BODY
FUCKING CARES
SHOOT YOURSELF
WITH A COCONUT GUN

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>>5645901
>australian
hahahahahaahahah, how's cork doing for you? whens daddy goin to pull the cork on you?

>>5645870
Normally I despise any soft drink that isn't Pepsi because every soda that isn't Pepsi is pure and utter bullshit but i will make a exception with you, I thought long and hard about this; Should I remain loyal to Pepsi or give up my favorite soft drink, Pepsi, for d.va? I guess I had no choice but to pick the latter

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>>5645939
>only one trump left
CAN'T STUMP

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>>5645796
O-Oh...? Uhm, lass, you have some severely un-American view points!

>>5645841
You can fit a horse in there?! Well dang nabbit, that is impressive as living hell, bucko! Well, let's see 'him!

>>5645961
Please don't breed.

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>>5645961
the odds

>>5645943
>giving up pepsi for fucks, even god-tier fucks like D.Va
FAITHLESS COWARD

>>5645937
>doesn't even rhyme
baka

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>>5645929
Because it's nearly 4 am and I'm not having the best day.
>>5645939
Cork's doing just fine lad, at least I don't have to worry about a feral abbo breaking into my house and sending me to the fucking Dreamland.

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>>5645973
>shillary voters
seek tumblr, sjw libtard

>>5645975
mr robot is a shit show

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>>5645793
>Poppy slowly vibrates in her seat as he finishes his tale, her excitement causing her to kick her little legs and slap her tiny fists against his arm, accidentally leaving a small dent on the armor as she pries herself from his grip and tumbles to the floor.
Wow that's amazing! You were like-
>She grabs her hammer and haphazardly swings it around.
Take this! Hah!
>She smashes through a nearby table with her eyes closed
and then you were like
>She swings it to the side and shatters a nearby lamp as if it was made of the brittlest glass.
Then when the big guy came at you, you were like HAMMER DOWN!
>She slams her hammer against the floor, causing the floor to shatter in the spot as if a small explosive went off under the ground. Poppy sits there with her hammer still embedded in the ground, breathing heavily as she calms down and realizes what she just did.
Uh...Sorry...I got excited.

>Pepsi
>Good
Fanta every day boiiiiiiiii

>>5645920
(Same Haydee as last time?)

>>5645920
we already have a better haydee player

>inb4 t. better haydee player

>>5645697
>He pulls back his hand, chuckling to the reaction of his spank. He leans closer to the robot, trying to find someway to direct his talking
Do you hear me? Can you understand me?
>He asked slowly, wondering if there was a way to comunicate with it..or her?

>>5645996
Fanta was made by the nazis

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>>5645978
>Liking Pisspee at all
You disgust me

>>5645986
I would have but I didn't have the time.
And you don't deserve a clever rhyme.

>>5645723
Yer welcome.
>Now that he's sealed off her movements and removed the threat of that knife from the equation, this conversation is a little easier to handle. His tongue slips out from between his arid lips, wetting them before he speaks.
'Course. But I wouldn't know the limits if I never tested them in the first place.
>His other hand, not preoccupied with keeping her still, comes to cup her cheek yet again. The frigid touch has practically vanished, replaced with a normal temperature that's almost scalding.
Yer reactions were pretty cute too, so I don't regret it~

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>>5645989
>he still thinks im australian
when's mommy going to suicide because of you so you gotta get manhandled by daddy?

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>>5645967
That's 'cause I'm Scottish...I think. At least, that's what tha bloodwork says. Not sure how accurate it is, what with all the demon blood that's been soaked into me skin.

>>5645978
Some may call me a coward, in fact most people would call me a coward and I understand that, but I having nothing to live for and I may as well please this young lady

I was going to become an hero anyways

>>5645996
>Fanta

Go back to Mexico.

>>5645920
>I wonder where the anon I was ERPing with went?
Me?>>5645851

>>5646030
PLACE YOUR BETS PLACE YOUR BETS

>>5645996
>Fanta
>Not sunkist or crush
C'mon.

>>5645967
That's not what I...
Actually, sure, why not.
>The keeps one hand caressing her rear while he unzips his pants and pulls them down, letting his cock flop out onto her butt.
Think of it like a saddle, just put yourself on it and get ready for a bumpy ride.

>>5646019
And Hitler did nothing wrong, what's your point?

Delete this thread.

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>>5646005
(No, I just started posting her. I only have like 5 pics.)

>>5646008
(Good for that person. I'd like to have mine fuck theirs. Again, what did I do?)

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>>5645755
I know.
>>5645856
>Her chest pressed against his as she returned the kiss, her hands running up and down his back.
No sense in stalling, now.
>The goddess breaks away from him and turns around, showing that her rear is just as shapely as her chest. She pulls the cheeks apart with her hands, letting him see both her wetness and her puckering backdoor.
I'm giving you a choice here.
>>5645896
>Palutena gets up to her feet and picks the tiny girl up, putting her to face level with the goddess.
You will enjoy your reward.
>She moves her face in and gives the girl a deep kiss, her tongue invading Neo's mouth as her hands move down and rest under the killer's rear to hold her up.

>>5646010
why are you giving an underaged (you)s?

>>5645996
>Fanta
What are you, fucking 8 years old? I bet you still drink Crush

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>>5645978
>>5645943
You don't have to worry about that! I-I did a CF for Pepsi, see?
>>5645885
>Hana parts her lips in a gasp as the zipping sound fills the room, jumping in surprise as the cold air hits her soft skin.
Hey, I never said...
>She trails off, deciding to trust him for the moment.

>>5646048
In essence it's all the same shit.
Really I just like orange soda.

>>5646008
>the person behind Shy Gal
>Good at roleplaying

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>>5645826

Wait, what?
Oh crap, oh crap!

>>5645875

>Her abs were firm, almost like a steel wall covered with soft sheets. Proud of her body, Undyne stood here, hands resting on her hips as she laughed loudly.

Bwahahaha! So, you like muscles, uh? What a perv... But that makes two of us: I like muscular people too... And nerdy dinosaurs.

>She added with a playful chuckle, a hand reaching for his chest... Before pushing him on the ground beneath them!
>A grin formed on her lips, looming over the foolish human.

We can do this the easy way... Or the easier way!

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>>5646046
im voting dahnald
>>5646078
>kissu

>>5646083
Key word: shit.

>>5646078
>Pepsi
>Clearly a coke bottle
Goddamn it, am I going to have to choke you on a real pepsi-drinker's cock to teach you your place?

>>5646060
why?

>>5646062
you're terrible, just stop, never return, go to /hga/, and kys with your shit taste of robots

>>5645721
Woah friend, what did Alpha ever do to you

> tfw no Whimsicott

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>>5646026
It wasn't gratitude.
>Watashi pauses after her revelation, though the 'ghost' might have picked up on that already. From side to side, she brandishes the knife, either to flick the blade back into the handle or find some angle to withdraw from. The touch from his other hand never reaches her, though: locks of her hair whip out, and lash over his arm in a light smack - just enough to draw attention to the fact that her hair just moved.
This is still sexual harassment. You have admitted you're not a ghost. I can still sue you. There are three marks against you at the moment, please stop before a fourth is added.

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>>5646062
(Oh well, can't go wrong with more fuckbots)

>>5646114
>thread is like 99% shitposting and Vino
>"DURRRR WHY SHOULD WE DELETE IT"
I fucking wonder.

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>>5646030
Nignog, where the fuck are you from? If it's not Australia then it's likely ths U.S.A., and that's hardly better. Instead of the local abbo cracking your skull in for a fag it's Tyrone and Laquisha doing drive bys, or El Chicano not going back.

>>5646115
Wew lad.

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>>5646110
Hiya, HG-Anon
>>5646113
I didn't mean to, Anon! Please, ah... That won't be necessary!

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>>5646110
Rooting for the blonde man.

>>5646076
>"I am an expert on the culinary art's of carbonated flavored water"

Can you tip your fedora somewhere else please?

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>>5645000
>Mei dragged her fingers along the sides of her tight top, and yanked it over her head. She didn't wear a bra underneath, as her top was snug enough to hold her breasts firmly in place. They bounced out freely now, settling into place with each breath she took as she put her top aside. Her hands had went up to instinctively cover her nipples, feeling quite embarrassed in this state.

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>>5646132
vinoboyz!
>>5646134
>thinking i live in a small crackhouse like you and your mom
kid i could buy your house and your mom while at it

>>5646147
hi.

>>5646148
same

>>5646087
What's wrong with her?

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>>5645879
>She smiles faintly as she wipes her mouth.
Oh, I needed that. This is the best place in town to get a drink, even if I don't intend on bedding anyone.
>The young girl rests her head back for a moment before her eyes snap wide open.
I forgot about the aphrodisiac.
>Courtney's face takes a shade of red when she realizes that she's going to get very horny very soon.

>>5646078
>CF
I had to use a online dictionary to find out what that meant

But anyhoo that appears to be a coke bottle but I'm not really that disappointed, you're so young its not your fault you just did not know better

But lets get back to business, my mountain dew cock, your mouth, vamos

>>5646065
Well since you do, you think we could have a little fun?

>>5646127
I would prefer fuckbois.

>>5646102
Wh- Oof...!
>He's easily pushed over, his cock still standing straight up and lightly twitching for her, letting his eyes roam over her muscular figure.
Let's hear the ways you got, then. I'm open to ideas.

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>>5646127
(Nah, I already have a fuckbot in Honda, plus I'm getting very high levels of hate for being here. Sorry.)

>>5646115
(Jesus Christ.)

>>5646148
Bring your avatars to erp, but Kaminerd

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>>5646118
I'd play a Whimsicott.

>>5646132
>like 6 rps going on
>DELETE THIS THREAD
anon don't be an autist

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>>5645547
Perfectly fine, dear. Like a nanoboost has been plugged right into me. Thank you, by the way~

>>5645793
>her rear is as shapely as it's always been, but she seems much more modest about it, her face flushing a bit as she's groped so casually in public
>she almost squeals as she's lifted off of the ground by her rear, pressed into the familiar pseudo-cleavage of Reinhardt's muscular chest
>though a billion and one cracks about the man being a pervert come to mind, the bemused thoughts fade away when she sees his tears, the sound of his hoarse croak sending the familiar pulse of itchy heat up behind her eyes
Oh...I have missed you as well.
>her lips press down to his chin even through the thick forest of beard, droplets of water splashing down into the white tangles
So badly...

>>5646174
>vamos
You're not tricking anyone this time, Reaper!

>>5646147
Not necessary? I'll tell you what is and isn't necessary, you coke-promoting slut!
>The strange anon grabs the gamer by her hair and her headset, forcing her down onto his thick, virile, powerful pepsi-drinker's dick

>>5646183
W-Whos this chocolate goddess?

>>5646183
Welp there goes my chance.>>5646010

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>>5644963
>Elizabeth laid down by him, her eyes following the stars above to make tiny constellations of her own creation. She listened to him hum, finding it calming and relaxing in the moment they were frozen in.
>She let him hum for a few minutes, and then eventually spoke up, fully relaxed and sounding a bit out of it, like one who slipped into meditation.
"Aren't the stars beautiful tonight? I wish I could be among then."

>>5646078
>>5646147
>The anon licks his lips at DVa's creamy skin, then takes his hands to the top of her back.
Alright, lets see where the pain is, please let me know if you feel any tension
>He slowly drags his hands down the sides of her back, feeling her smooth skin and the sides of her breasts

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he did it!

>>5646065
>Enthralled by the lewd kiss he received, he remained static as she spoke to him. Her voice being like a melody to him. As she turned around and presented herself to him, the man slowly approached her as he took a hold of her hips, knowing down ti give both of her holes a series of kisses and licks.
Hmmhph~!

>>5645647
Alpha did nothing wrong.

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>>5646166
>crackhouse
I live in a decent town in a good estate, only problem is knackers, and knackers tend to stick to their own estates. That and the drug problem, but that's nation-wide.
So, where do you live?

>>5646232
this desu

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>>5646228
TRUMP AVA WHEN

>It's a "Anon's shitpost on some random Ava because Paul is gone" episode
Can't we just be happy and fap? Do we really need to start pointless drama this fucking often?

No wonder people don't like RPing here.

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>>5644584
>She noticed him getting closer to her, and a smirk lined her face, but she didn't say anything.
>She wanted to see how brave he could get without her noticing.
"Embarrassing? You should always follow your dreams, Anon."

>>5646187
If it's anything like that, please play a whimsicott.

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>>5646228

>>5646249
>good estate
your mom works at a tesco cunt. you live in the lowest of the low.

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>>5644687
>Intimidating? Now that was a word she hadn't heard someone say about her in a while, and the grin on her face showed that she seemed to like the idea of being intimidating.
"Hmmm... I much like doing this here. Why don't we see how much we can get out of it ourselves?"
>Almost immediately, her fingers curled snugly around his cock, feeling it twitch against his wishes.
>She slid her fingers along each inch, her predatory eyes locking onto his own as she kept that wide, merciless grin on her face.

>>5646254
Tsuyu is just mad Owain is doing a better job rping the character they were known for. The child will calm down soon enough.

>>5646254
Don't you realize. Anon's were the shitposters all along.

>>5646254
That episode is always running, just have to post the right person.
>Posts yellow haired weeb swordsman

>>5646183
(Maybe once the Paul boogeyman dies down a bit.)

>>5646180
/ss/ is totally cool too.

>>5646254
Hi Alpha

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>>5646186
I'm doing it right now aren't I?

>>5646284
I agree.

>>5646232
Alpha did nothing but try to be friends with everyone, he was annoying but otherwise didn't really cause any harm

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>>5646174
Heol, Anon, you're so blunt! I never agreed to... Do that!
>>5646200
Ha-nmh!
>Her protest is cut off as the Pepsi-Anon forces his cock into her small mouth, tongue picking up fizzy, syrupy flavor as it presses against the underside of his length. She pushes at his thighs half-heartedly.
>>5646218
Okay...
>The gamer hums, skeptical as his fingertips trailed down her smooth skin. Her muscles tense as he brushes against the sides of her plump tits, squished slightly against the mattress.
Wait, not there..!
>>5646195
Thank me...? For what?

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>>5646065
>she looks surprised when she's picked up and brought eye to eye with the enormous woman, not used to being so high off the ground
>the kiss makes it all dissolve into gleeful drunkenness, her legs giving way obediently to whatever is wanted of them
>tonight, Neo is your obedient pet, and she's awaiting what treat you have to give
>just mind the nips and bites~

Post tits

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>>5645734
Don't worry, I've had all my shots.

>>5646310
Alpha x Owain OTP

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>>5646213
(I'm so sorry man, nobody wants me here right now. I'd love to continue later when these people are gone.)

>>5646201
(Cyron Tanryoku. She's really a dark skinned girl, but I chose to add the robot tag because it's more interesting.)

>>5646280
(If that's really Tsuyu, I don't understand his beef with me right now. Maybe I shouldn't have gotten close with him after all. I'm too goddamn nice.)

>>5646254
(I am the Asuka poster actually. I was trying something new because Haydee makes me hard. That ass tho.)

>>5646172
>He smiles and nods at her, agreeing with her words before a sigh escape from his lips as he relaxes against the chair.
Well that is true..this place is a good one to find good drinks... So what is your name-
>Before he finishes his question, he notices the blush on her face and raises an eyebrow
Is something wrong? you seem getting redder...

>>5646324
Alpha is Owain.

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>>5646228
Thanks for hosting.

>>5646263
I didn't specify which Whimsicott though.

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>>5646034
That much, huh? Better watch yourself from contractin' any beastial STD's, lass, they're the worst.

>>5646056
>The blonde cowgirl examined the length of the Anon's meaty saddle. Quite a saddle, indeed! Like one she's never seen before.

Bumpy, eh? Well I'll have y'know I bumped mah way to success in MY board!

>Well, what a cocky personality. She straddled the Anon like an ordinary horse, legs to the side and her thin, white panties making direct contact with the Anon's rigid pole.

Well, Y'All ready~?

>>5646279
Can I be your therapist Junko?

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>>5646275
Very good assumptiom my friend, I quite appreciate it, haha very good post.
My mother is currently in college, temporarily unemployed, emphasis on temporarily.

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>>5646181

I'm going to rock your world, grind your pelvis into dust and leave you here completely naked and vulnerable to the mercy of... Jerry.
How is that, runt?

>Undyne straddled him, rubbing his length against her slit, a faint crimson blush appearing on her face as she continued to caress the human's cock with her pussylips.
>Biting her lip, the fish girl was getting aroused by the second until she couldn't endure anymore, lifting her rear to to align Anon's member against her entrance.

Brace yourself, kid~!

>With one swift motion, the Royal Guard impaled herself on the meatstick and without giving him the opportunity of getting used to her cruel, wet and tight insides... She began to smash her crotch against his!

Ngaaaahh~! This is the way I like!
Y-you humans like it this way too... Right?

>>5646331
>nigger
>these people
Kek.

>>5646331
I want you here though. <3

>>5646324
I'm pretty sure they would hate each other or hate each other if they met.

Alpha should be our champion against the evil tyranny of Owain

Who does Lupin lust over?

>>5646350
You're so bad at this.

>>5646260
(Would you write foot stuff with Merry? Her socks do things to me)

>>5646331
no one likes you

>>5646368
Anyone who is potentially female. Except Jade who is a dogfucker. He's gotta have standards after all.

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>I am one with the box
>The box protects me
>I love the box and it loves me

>>5646124
I know.
>He mouths the words 'ow' when the hair blocks his attempts to touch her, over-exaggerating his pain by wagging the assaulted hand in the air. But his unmotivated eyes are still locked on hers, keeping her in his line of sight in case she tries anything. Especially with that knife.
Hmmh. I don't really care if you sue me or not. It'd be a funny end to this story.
>His response, bereft of all levity, is short and to the point. His 'damaged' one is returned to his side and he regards her as if he wasn't in danger of being hit with a lawsuit the size of Texas.
Try it.

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>>5646350
>in college
>shes unemployed
>i-i-i live in a good estate
yeah and your mom sucked dick as an escort while having a dayjob at the tesco cunt.

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>>5646177
(I'm really sorry, but I don't have it in me to do 4 sessions at once. I hope I can see you tomorrow.)
>>5646230
Ah!
>Palutena pulled a hand back to place on his head as his mouth toyed with her holes, moaning softly.
Good... choice!
>The goddess holds her mouth open, tongue hanging out as she enjoyed every kiss and lick.
>>5646318
>After breaking away from the kiss, she slowly sets the young girl on a chair nearby.
Prepare for the divine treatment.
>Palutena promptly gets down to her hands and knees, slowly crawling to Neo as she licks her lips.
>>5646319
I'm rather proud of my pair.

>>5646368
Alpha.

>>5646390
>writes "Fort Asshole" on the box before running off

>>5646403
Oh, alright then.

new game when?

>>5646279
H-Here? But, there's...People...
>Despite Anon's protests, he nearly yelped as Junko took a hold of his mast, having to cover his mouth with his hand. The woman's terrifying gaze stared directly into his soul, his eyes acting as the windows.
>The anon's hips shivered, feeling the sensual, rhythmic friction being made upon his shaft. He slowly started backing up, tugging Junko along with him. He grasped wildly behind himself, looking for a chair, anything to sit down on.
C-Careful...I haven't done something like this in a while. I'm rather s-sensitive, you know...

>>5646254
If people who shitpost the people who literally do nothing but contribute to the thread, you'll never get rid of it with posts like this. I don't think you'll ever get rid of it.

>>5646316
D.va, I built you a palace made of Diamonds in Minecraft

>>5646320
Cute dog

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>>5646390
reminder that Mewtwo is for cuddle

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>>5646366
(I appreciate your kindness. I don't know what's happening right now, but I always seem to come in at the wrong time.)

>>5646357
>>5646379
Ok.

>>5646316
Oh don't worry, I'll just focus on your back, I promise, now please keep your head down, its not a good idea to twist your neck while I massage your back!
>The anon pulls his hands to the center of her back, feeling around for any soft of stress

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>>5646422
>Mewtwo psychically gives the escaping anon a wedgie

>>5646356
>He would HEAVILY protest against anything having to do with Jerry, but he hoped he could somehow survive the encounter with his pelvis marginally intact so he could crawl away.
>Also he was much too distracted by feeling her hot slit start to grind up on his waiting shaft, groaning out hotly as the fishwoman started to slam her strong, skilled hips into his, grunting out in a bit of pain as well as pleasure with each thrust.
Ah... Ngh... Fuck... Bone-breaking... Isn't usually... A thing... Shit, this is tight... Humans appreciate...!

>>5646331
Who else is childish enough to start throwing a tantrum in the threads over someone taking their character?

>>5646350
>currently in college, temporarily unemployed
That's what they all say before resorting to welfare or slinging pussy.

>>5646443
Just ignore them, you're only giving them what they want.

>>5646217
(Are you okay? you took a while to respond)
>He stopped humming as he hears her question before nodding and chuckling, he lays on his side before answering
Well I see something more beautiful than the stars tho..

>>5646443
no one likes you

go play with owain or something, like you always do

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>>5646442
I mean...among other things, I'd think? But cuddles work.

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>>5646391
You're right, I won't sue you.
>She drops the knife from her grasp, and it tumbles to the side, where it clatters on the ground before coming to a rest. Watashi sighs, and lets herself relax in his grasp, her other shoulder slumping down, with her arm following suit. Her knees buckle just a little as she bows her head forward, and lets out another exhausted sigh.
This has become far too much effort to keep up with. If you could let me go, I'd appreciate it.
>A little wiggle works up her restrained arm, and she looks up at him again, exasperation painted on every inch of her face. As if mirroring her frustrations, the ends of her hair bounce once or twice, and then come to a rest.

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>>5646439
That old game...? Ah, I appreciate the gesture, Anon!
>>5646449
>Hana rests her chin against the fluffy, down pillows.
Alright, alright.
>She mumbles reluctantly, closing her eyes. Hana lets out a soft gasp as he hits a sore knot of muscle at her smooth back, fingers twitching against the sheets.

>>5646490
Here, if you want a (You) so bad, just take mine.

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>>5646346
You've had experience with havin' tae shag demons an' such?
>The armored woman sat down on a nearby chair and crossed her legs, becoming very observant.
Tell me more.

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>>5646372
Nigga it's 4 in the morning and I am mildly annoyed at a shitposter for laughing at thing I don't laugh at, I'm bad at life in general.
>>5646396
I do actually live in an alright estate though. Nothing expensive, but far from a crackhouse.
I don't know and neither do I care to know our sources of income. The dole, maintenance or dicksucking, money is money.
>>5646471
Like I said, money is money. Whether she gets employed in a part time job or gibs the gud succ for money, I couldn't care less.

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>Sets up a few webs for the pesky moth and sits in the bathroom in wait for the redhead to appear.

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>>5646403
>expecting herself to be in for a lapdance, Neo is no less pleased to see the goddess dropping to her knees, the sense of power more than a bit gratifying
>she twines her fingers around a few locks of Palutena's shamrock green hair as she nears her snatch, giving a tiny tongue and waiting for the 'divine treatment' to begin

>>5646346
>Knocked to the ground with the cowgirl's shapely ass sitting down onto his shaft, Anon grabs hold of each of her wide hips.
Ready as I'll ever be, hun.
>He begins to thrust, his meaty member sliding between her bubbly cheek, grinding against the thin fabric of her panties. Warming himself up for when those panties would come off and the real horse ride would begin.

>>5646403
>His tongue ran over the entrance of her sex and asshole with a single lick, laving both holes completely wet and ready.
>Smirking, he stood up and without wasting anytime, he pushed his manhood against her cunt, entering her slowly and steady! He wasn't aiming to make her uncomfortable after all.
Nnngh... So, these are the insides of a Goddess... I-It feels incredible, Palutena~!

>>5646452
>screams as his scrotum is bisected by his tightie-whities as the waist band reaches his neck

>>5646442
Galade's hips are wide.

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>>5646502
>>5646391
>Blunt version here: I'm exhausted of the thread being full of bullshit. We can pick this up the next time both of us are here.

>>5646346
So who is the sexy cowgirl?

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>>5646481
(These idiots are confusing the fuck out of me with this false information. I don't know where or who they got this from, but they are sadly mistaken.)

>>5646522
>money is money
nice mindset, your mom's a whore and you live in a crackhouse.

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>>5646512
>That old game...?
>Plays Starcraft

>>5646403
(...this isn't Ragyo's Palutena, is it?)

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>>5646563
You fucking NIGGER

>>5646563
go. away.

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>>5646567
S-starcraft is different! It's waaay bigger in Korea than Minecraft is, jinjja! (Really!)

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>>5645994
>The old man nurses his arm as the little warrior jumps into an overly-enthusiastic re-enactment of his tale, grinning widely at her antics in spite of the property damage
>He steps up out of his chair and picks her up in an attempt to limit any further destruction, but tousles her hair to show there's no punishment coming
Ha! I understand! It was all I could do to keep from showing you exactly how it went.
Why, if I had my armour, or my hammer-
>He grins, shaking his head
-but those are so bulky for this place.
>His eyes flick over the destroyed lamp, table, and the crater in the floor
... all will be forgiven, I expect. I've seen others do more damage than this.
>He boops her nose in a fashion most unbecoming of a mighty fighter
But you might look into finding a less destructive outlet for all that energy of yours!

>>5646195
>The curve of her behind is not lost on the old man, but his hands don't seem to be pressing into her flesh the way they might have in days of yore
>He holds her tight as he tries to compose himself, planting a kiss on her brow as she nestles against his beard and his brawny chest
>Not many things reduce the loud old soldier to ruminative silence, but this moment seems to be one of them
>He holds her as though he still can't quite believe that she's here, relishing the warmth and feel of her
>Holds her as if she might vanish into a puff of smoke at any moment, her warmth and beating heart his reassurance

>>5646584
No.

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>>5646441
Awoof! Thanks Mr.Anon, I try to be the cutest dog I can!

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>>5646557
What's your point, anon?
>>5646493
Yes, but mostly for cuddle.

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>>5646564
>>your mom's a whore
Just blind assumptions honestly. Ireland isn't even such a bad place, compared to the third world tier shitholes of the mart sharters we're perfect. Also my home is a nice enough place, has everything a home needs and is clean and has space. All good.

>>5646512
>The anon pulls back his hands, careful not to press against the knot too hard
There it is, now, lets sooth that aching back.
>He moves one hand to his pants and silently pulls his cock out, gently stroking it
Looks like I'm going to have to apply some muscle cream to help loosen your body though...

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>>5646590
You are literally a old man. Literally just leave. Literally cancer.

>>5646563
Ignore the dumb memes and RP.

>>5646320
Not all of them. You've still not had a shot from... this dick!
And the recommended dosage is twice daily!

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>>5646536
>She kisses the girl's inner thighs, trailing up the leg until she reaches the crotch. Palutena gives one last smile to Neo, knowing it will be the last time she'll see her mouth in quite a while, before burying her face into the girl's slit and immediately begins lapping at the folds. Her hands move up, wrapping around Neo's waist as her tongue flicks at her clit.
>>5646542
>The goddess smiles as he slowly penetrates her, amused that he thinks he could possibly damage her no matter how rough he takes it.
I've been told. Now, feel free to go the speed you want.
>She holds her hands on the wall for support as her soaking walls continue to invite him in further.
>>5646584
(No, but I have received Raygo's blessing.)

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>mfw everything that's happening in this thread

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>>5646467

>What started as powerful, painless motions against his hips soon turned violent, merciless and quite painful! Almost creating a crater under him as she descended violently on him with every single one of her movements.
>Her firm breasts barely bounced, thanks to the amount of muscle holding them. Yet, there was a feminine grace that she possessed, no matter the amount of muscles her body had.

Bwahahaha~! You are a shameless perv! I bet you were looking forward to this~! Tsk, tsk!
C'mon, at least make me orgasm once!

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>>5646612
....
>Mewtwo grumbles under his breath, not necessarily minding but at the same time...

>>5646623
>ireland
>not third world shithole
IRA, IRA, IRA.

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>>5646597
>It's waaay bigger in Korea than Minecraft is, jinjja! (Really!)
You know what else is bigger?

>>5646612
It makes me wonder if you've got a huge butt to match. Because I for one would love to cuddle with your butt!

>>5646639
(She didn't quit, did she...? ;_; I've been absent for some time...)

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>>5646595
(If this is really Tsuyu, talk it out in PMs, you have my discord for fuck's sake.)

>>5646635
(I'd love to RP, but now I need to bust out a different bitch, or Taylor. I've wasted brownbot's good pics just feeding (you)'s to people who don't deserve to be acknowledged.)

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>>5646333
(FUCK, I missed this.)
C-Courtney. My name is Courtney.
>The student slowly stands up, her knees shaking under her.
I have a problem now. Can you take off your pants?
>Her expression is less lustful and more desperate due to the situation as she begins undoing her own pants.
Sorry, I know it's really sudden, but I need this now.

>>5646635
Brown noser, and there's enough room with how much nigger cock she takes.

>>5646502
Will you really? I get the feeling you might be lying again.
>Nonetheless, he releases her hand from his grasp as per her request and simply observes her activities without comment. The sheer fatigue on her face gives him pause, but he does not answer until after he bends down to pick up the knife.
You look like you can barely stand on your own two feet, though.
>There's another flash of life in his muted irises - clear cut sympathy for this girl shining through his lackluster attitude. His lips purses in concern but he doesn't say anything past that single comment.

>>5646560
(I understand. Have a good one.)

>>5646648
>His hips were starting to get bruised already, and he had to think of something through the rough pounding he was getting from above.
>Already breathing heavier, his hands shoot up to grasp hard onto her tits, and if she was light enough, he would try to flip her over onto her back and fuck her this time!
>Obviously not to the same degree if he was successful, but at least he wouldn't break in half.

>>5646693
Just do whatever man.

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>>5646658
The IRA are irrelevant drug dealers and veteran murderers up North, and everyone here knows Northern Ireland is a fucking wasteland.

>>5646699 (You)
Simply Ebin

>>5646563
You *really* need to learn to stop replying to shitposts.

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>>5646692
(From what I know, she lurks, but she's been unable to RP.)

>>5646692
She can only lurk due to being busy with IRL things.

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>>5646661
What's that, oppa?
>>5646625
>Hana furrows her eyebrows as he pulls away from her back.
Why'd you stop..?
>She asks, trying to turn her head back to figure it out for herself.
What kind of muscle cream? The heated kind? I hate it when the lotion is cold.

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>>5646600
>the lack of hungry pawing into her clothing is almost concerning, but the pensive look on his face tells Ana all she needs to know, and she keeps her arms tightly around her shoulders to let him know that she isn't going anywhere
>she won't be leaving him again if she can help it
I am sorry. I should have said something sooner.
>a soreness comes to her throat, and she tries to swallow it back before the tears can come spilling down her weary face
I hope one day you can forgive me.

I love _____

>>5646718
I didn't vote for him.

>>5646749
You anon! <3

>>5646749
Alpha

I never got to tell him my true feelings before he left

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>>5646667
Asses are 100% NOT for cuddling.
>>5646652
>He's able to tell quite easily that Mewtwo was enjoying the kind words, as his flustered demeanor gave Gallade a moment long enough to read his emotions!

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>>5646745
My cock.

>>5646765
Wha-
A-anon...you really mean that?

>>5646740
>>5646741
(That's a shame...I miss her so much ;_;)

>>5646770
Oh.
Then can I bury my cock in your butt and pound it raw instead?

>>5646639
>With her permission to increase speed, the man more than gladly obeyed her suggestion, thrusting his hips faster and harder than before! Her insides felt divine indeed, almost unnaturally so! Where has she been in his entire life?
Ahh... Palutena, you feel... You are simply incredible!
>Feeling brave enough, a single arm reached for her leg, lifting it over his shoulder as he proceeded to mercilessly pound her holy tunnel with his invading, throbbing member.

>>5646779
Y-yes!
I've been meaning to tell you this for quite some time, Anon.

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>>5646520
Oh, well not much, lass! 'cept for that time a whole bunch o' these slimy, spiky tentacles slammed me to the wall 'n such! They were all groping my lady figure until out comes m'cousin with his trusty MAN REVOLVER. He starts shootin' rounds and that poor thing 'n it sprays blood faster than an avatar playin' with Owain can jizz. Protect yourself, lass.

>>5646537
>Having some experience with how to cope with her naughty bits squished, she straightened her arms on the Anon's chest, and began to grind her hips to and fro.

Well if this ain't a hard saddle, I don't know WHAT is!

>Jacolyn's movements would eventually lead to the removal of her patriotic undergarment, and it did! She ripped them off with a single pull, in fact!

'mpressive, huh? I learned that from this ol' dancer back in MY board! This board teach ya' any tricks~?

>>5646561
J/aco/lyn! Proud sherrif of this here website's greatest board! At your service!
>Tips Texan fedora.

>>5646770
That gallade is for fug

>>5646749
Miyafuji

>inb4 Innocent boy

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>>5646770
I suppose this means you are in the mood to do so? Or is this just...expressing kindness?

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>>5646600
>>5646746
>rping as old fucks
>involving story with it even
Fucking gross.

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>>5646749
Like you.

>>5646781
You're anon, why do you even need parenthesis?

>>5646696
Well that is quite a cute name!
>He said as he follows her with his sight when she stands up, his expressiong turned into one of confussion at her question before his eyes went down to her crotch as she begins to work with her pants.
O-oh Well sure I don't see why not.
>He said with a smile before he moves his hand to undo his pants and then drop them down.

>>5646745
>The anon rubbed his free hand in circles around the sore spot of her back, all while increasing the speed of his stroking
Oh no need to see for yourself, it's nice and warm, plenty of it to rub all over your back and relax those pent-up muscles!

>>5646749
D.VA! I just love her! She's so young, she's truly inspirational!

>>5646799
A-anon, I love you too!
>Hugs

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>>5646796
I will punch your dick so hard that it will look like an accordion.
>>5646805
Wow, lewd.
>>5646812
Expressing kindness, of course!
>>5646749
Lore!

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>>5646802
What d'ye think the armor's fer?
....Other than general defense, I mean.

>>5646606
>I try to be the cutest dog I can!
Well it's quite clear your trying

>>5646849
>Hugs back.
Y-you do?

>>5646835
>She's so young!

No, she's too old.

>>5646853
O-oh.
I'll let that one pass because the imagery made me laugh.

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>>5646778
Oh! Omo... Good for you?
>>5646832
>Hana huffs, burying her face in the pillow once more. Content with his massage, D.Va relaxes, shifting her hips slightly.
Hmm, right there!
>>5646835
Heol! I love you too!

>>5646874
Old enough to pee, old enough for ye?

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>>5646815
Damn, Bolin, you're the cutest person on here who's 3.784e+20 picoseconds old.

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>>5646374
{Foot stuff? I never have before, but I can try.}

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>>5646749
No one. Love get you fucked up. Lost a couple of homeboys cuz they went stupid over the pussy. Got involved with girls that had narco exes. Descanse en paz...

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>>5646853
...I...can accept that, thank you.

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>>5646818
>Eventually, Courtney manages to get her shaking hands to manage to pull down her pants, leaving her bottomless and letting him see her sopping wet crotch. She looks over to him as he drops his down, breathing heavily as she bends back over the chair.
Hurry up. I need to get this out of my system.
>She would be lying if she said she didn't want a good pounding when she came in.

>>5646871
I do I do!
>He starts unzipping his pants

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>>5646717
(Here's my card if you're up for it, otherwise I'll just play vidya or ERP somewhere else.)

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>>5646749
My admiral's an alright guy...but uh, I love him more like a dad.

>>5646893
Old enough to count, old enough to mount.

>>5646915
Old enough to cross the street, old enough to ride the meat.

>>5646911
You do Discord?

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>>5646638
Wha? That's a lot of shots! Are you sure I need it?

>>5646863
gottem

>>5646802
If you're a sheriff i'd imagine you've ran into plenty of criminals. Fuck any of them before?

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>>5646716

O-Oh? You sure are a cocky bastard!

>Obviously, Undyne strength was too much for the man to force her adopt a sub position. However, she found his courage amusing and decided to play along, feigning being manhandled by the human.

Oh no~! What will be of me?

>Rolling to the side, she locked her legs around his waist, pulling his close. At the very least he was on top for the time being!

Nnngh... H-Happy now?

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>>5646922
Old enough for the cells to divide? Old enough for the hips to collide.

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>>5646894
If I could begin to be,
Half of what you think of me.
I could do about anything,
I could even learn how to love!

>>5646899
>This

Mein negar.

>>5646895
(Ah, just curious. I'm the anon that's been thirsting for Merry since last weekend but I always catch you like an hour before I'm heading to bed or something. If it's not your thing there's a bunch of other ways I'd play with her, but I'll be around a bit earlier tomorrow if you'll be around too.)

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>>5646860
That there is one thick body-condom, then!

>>5646928
Well I'll have y'know that out of 50 crooks I've captured, I've only had intimate relations with ONE of 'em! And the other 49, but those don't make much a difference!

>>5646936
Old enough to make the bed, old enough to give me head.

>>5646895
Let me kiss your feet!

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>>5646923
(Yes I do. You probably already have me. It's the better option right now.)

>>5646912
>I love him more like a dad.
I bet you two have a good father-daughter relationship

>>5646936
I want to be like Dan "The Man" Schneider.

>>5646907
W-woah anon... You sure are ready for some fun...
(Would you be ok with me being a boy or a girl?)

>>5646889
>The anon's stroking starts to turn as frantic as his breath, with pre-cum already dripping down on her back

Hah-hah...Are you ready for the cream DVa? It's really hot, and it doesn't smell so good so don't be alarmed.

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>>5646746
>There's a short sniff, and a weary shaking of the man's head. His long grey hair shakes along with it.
Already forgiven, my liebelein, my schatzi.
>His short string of affectionate nicknames is punctuated by the stirring of some of his old fire
>The embers that seemed to burn out for that briefest of moments spark to life again, and a smile finds its way back to his tired face, and his fingers press affectionately into Ana's flesh

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>>5646797
Oh, now this is daring!
>She rests her leg once it's placed over her shoulder as one of her hands reaches down to twirl at her clit.
Oh, you feel wonderful too!
>Her walls twitch slightly as he thrusts, only accenting the divine feeling of her insides. The goddess bites her lip, closing her eyes softly as she gets comfortable in their new position.
Hah... wonderful...

>>5646959
Have any of those criminals turns things around and left you behind bars? Possibly with your holes pumped full of spunk.

>>5646912
Really? But doesn't he look about as young as you? Doesn't it feel awkward seeing him as that?

>>5646802
Teach? Aha...not much hun, I'm just a guy that never learns anything new...ah...
>Eager to see that she was just as eager for the ride as he was, he slowed down his movements, sliding his cock across her bottom to any tight holes to push it into.
M-maybe you'd like to teach me a few things over from where you're from?
>His tip makes contact with the cowgirl's tight butt hole, experimentally poking and prodding at it's entrance.