Hunger Games Chill

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>>5648278
*chills*

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>>5648326
Mob isn't picking up either. He's probably sleeping. It is a school night after all.
>He... she... Reigen sighs.
As much as it pains me to say it, I believe we may be stuck like this for longer than either of us would like.

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>>5648342
*chills with*

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Vrrrroooommm

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>>5648278
Man, the atmosphere in the place is fantastic, dude.
>>5648342
>>5648357
*chills with*

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>>5648278

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>>5648282
>>5648326
At least one of the rituals was performed by me, if I can be any help.
>>5648325
Tch. What could you possibly have that I would want?
And what in the world are Christmas and December?
>>5648342
>>5648357
>>5648366
I'll note that the woman in green isn't wearing anything on her lower body.

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>>5648366
Thanks.

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>>5648353
Th-th-this can;t be happening. Leviathan must be worried sick! I'm worried sick! here has to be something we can do!
>>5648375
It would mean the world, miss!

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>>5648278

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>>5648375
Neither am I~

Guys, it's time.

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Arena Event 3/3 done. Only have to do 1 more webm for the games.

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>>5648388
>For?

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>>5648366
>>5648357
>>5648342
>>5648375
*chills*

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>>5648375
I don't know. You name it, I'll look for it. All I want is motivation to get this done, and I don't care if she decides to show up only once a week because of it.
December is the last month of the year, and Christmas is a friggin' SWEET holiday, dude. It'd take too long to explain and most of it would be the American version of the holiday!
...R-Really? Um. Lemme just leave them alone, then...
>>5648380
You're welcome, bro.
>>5648388
Time for what?

>>5648388
To eat some slime?

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>>5648375
Before I even question what you were thinking at the time, I'll ask for the more important information. Where is the previous owner of this body?

>>5648385
I don't like it any more than you do. How am I supposed to exorcise spirits in a body like this?

furry porn is cancer

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>>5648375
Cause I am sleeping! Stop looking!

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>>5648342
>>5648357
>>5648366
>>5648407
>Heats up the room

All sabers have shit rp and only ava her for attention prove me wrong cancers oh wait you can't because you're all saber now kys

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>>5648422
>>5648436

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>>5648436
No I'm not.

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>>5648434
...T-Turn it down, will ya? We already have Hiita for that... Then again, it is a bit chilly. Keep doing it!

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>>5648405
>>5648411
>>5648411
It's time.......IT'S TIME TO SHOOT ME IN THE FUCKING FACE! YES, YOU HEARD IT RIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME TO GRAB YOUR KIDS AND YOUR GRANDPARENTS, AND COME OUT TO SEE THE WONDERFUL SHOOT ME IN THE FUCKING FACE PERFORMANCE! I'LL NEED EXACTLY ONE PERSON TO HELP ME OUT WITH THIS TRICK AND YOU HAVE TO DO ONLY ONE THING! GRAB A GUN AND BLOW MY FREAKING BRAINS OUT WITH IT!

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>>5648436
>all sabers

Bitch, please. Seibah wouldn't last on easy-modo

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>>5648434
>>5648456
I say it's ain't hot enough! Turn it up!

>>5648387
....
And I thought my opinion of your band of rabble couldn't get any lower.
>>5648411
And neither is the other.
Hmh. We call that month something different. And if you want the motivation, you should look within, instead.
>>5648407
Keep your distance from me.
>>5648385
I need only time and cooperation.
>>5648419
That shouldn't be an issue, either way.
>>5648423
Tell the other two that, you fool. And get a blanket or something.

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>>5648419
I doubt my singing would translate well either. This is not how I wanted to be alive.

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>>5648436
So we have to eliminate everyone because all of them are Sabers?

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>>5648457
Like this?
>Shoots self instead.

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>>5648434
Who's toastin' up the place?

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>>5648457
You're gonna want to find someone with a gun. I'm not one of 'em.

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>>5648470
>>5648419
Well I hope you either get lucky and find the girl soon or you make yourselves comfortable in your "situation." Fighters in my game rarely face such complications.

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>>5648456
>>5648479
This room temperature has been deemed too cold. We are approaching seasons of colder weather and it is necessary for humans to warm up in such conditions.

>>5648465
Heating up.
>She raises her internal temperature.

>>5648457
Excuse me, are you alright? I see no logical explanation for a need to shoot you in the head.

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>>5648436
Perhaps you should rest, Anonymous. You don't seem to be in the proper mindset to be a member of society at the moment.

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>>5648466
... Or get out of my room?

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>>5648457
>He blows his brains out without any hesitation.

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>>5648486
It's warm enough already, when we mean chill we mean relax.

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>>5648457
I mean, sure, why not. If you really want me to do it... Stay still, will you?
>>5648466
Whatever that philosophical stuff is.
I dunno what you would call it, but I don't really want to know because it would probably some unpronounceable name, wouldn't it? And my motivation isn't enough since I always shy away from it. You get what I'm saying?
>>5648486
I mean, sure! Whoever you are, keep heating the place up - It's totally freezing and I hate it!

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>>5648436
Your pathetic crying cannot pass through my forte made of hamburgers.

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>>5648493
>lays on her bed and sleeps

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>>5648487
None of us are.

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>>5648466
The owner of this body is currently inside of the body of the person inside of my body. It's important that we find it.

>>5648470
Speaking of being alive, I'm not even sure if I am at the moment. This body is quite different to say the very least.

>>5648483
Well, I am not most fighters. I am Reigen Arataka, genius psychic, expert of exorcisms and shining star of the modern-day paranormal world!

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>>5648457

>>5648476
>when u bust a nut and she keeps sucking

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>>5648466
>Guh.
>>5648493
I'm not in your room, I don't even know where your house is, you fool.
>>5648508
I spoke clearly enough.
And I won't say it because it doesn't happen to matter. And your lack of motivation's your own fault.

Who do you think is tired of your shit HG?

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>>5648508
>>5648486
>Is turning red
Keep it going! Max heat!
>>5648506
I'll chill when I drop from heat fustration.

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>>5648466
Time? Alright. You can wait this out, Sienna.
>>5648483
Nonononono. We can't have been the only ones with this problem.
>>5648519
How can I be so selfish? You are also going through what I'm going. It's quite freaky in my opinion. Please forgive me, owner of that body.

>>5648515
ba dum tss

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>>5648509
>>5648508

Look at her Alfred, she's defiling your burger sanctuary.

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>>5648476
WAIT A MINUTE! DO I LOOK LIKE A PRETTY BOY TO YOU? OF COURSE I DO, BUT NEXT TIME DON'T TRY TO CONFUSE ME WITH YOURSELF, BECAUSE I'M OBVIOUSLY BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU ARE AND THAT'S THE REASON WHY YOU SHOULD SHOOT ME IN THE FACE...oh he is dead. Rest in peace.
>>5648481
THAT'S WHY YOU GOTTA GO DOWN TO YOUR LOCAL GUN SHOP AND GET A NICE LOOKING ONE TO BLOW MY BRAINS OUT! IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO DO! JUST GO THERE, HAND THE CASHIER THE MONEY, BRING THE GUN HERE AND PULL THE TRIGGER WHILE AIMING AT ME! IT'S LIKE ONE PLUS ONE, JUST WITH MORE GUNS AND BLOOD!
>>5648486
You see, my brain malfunctions and it forces me to want OTHERS TO BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT AND SPLATTER IT ALL OVER THE GROUND! SO GIVE IT TO ME! I NEED IT! I WANT IT! I GOTTA HAVE IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! COME ON! COME ON! DO IIIIIT ALREA-
>>5648494
...Thank you...
>>5648508
>>5648521
...

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>>5648545
I made this fortification myself, it does not belong to anyone but the King of Knights.

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>>5648510
>launches barrage of danmaku bullets at bed

Get out!

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>>5648534
Absolutely everybody.

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>>5648571
LISTEN YOU TWO-BIT BITCH, IF ANYONE'S GOING TO OWN THIS SAVORY FORTRESS IT'S GONNA BE ME AND MURICA! GOT THAT!

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>>5648523
>Fucking kek, goddammit man.
>Speaking of though.
>
>>5648558
B-better looking..?! Not anymore it seems.

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>>5648519
As I said. That shouldn't be a problem. After all, I was capable of placing you in a machine, wasn't I?
>>5648538
I wouldn't just recommend talking to yourself.

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>>5648538
Well, it isn't anything I'm going to worry too much about. I've been through tougher scrapes than something as measly as this.

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>>5648574
>the bullets kill him before he can get off your bed
>your sheets are a ruined with his blood
>you have no laundry detergent

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>>5648528
Mhm.
It may not matter, but I'd take up the opportunity to learn what it is if we weren't talking about how unmotivated I am. And, yes, it's my own fault; so I did the natural thing and made a bet to get it back. Even if it's a small step, it's a step nonetheless.
>>5648534
Everyone here! Everyone is sick and tired of my antics!
>>5648509
>>5648545
...E-Excuse me? A burger sanctuary-- A burger sanctuary. Gimme a second, will you?
>>5648558
...Damnit, I wasn't quick enough. Rest in peace, dude.
>>5648571
Ayy, buddy! So, my good friend Ronald said something about a burger sanctuary - Care to explain what he meant by that?

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>>5648506
Ah, I see.
It is still important to physically heat up this room, however.

>>5648508
>>5648537
Rapid heating required, please stand back.
>Her robotic hands pop off, the holes in her arms light up with fires.

>>5648558
I believe you are in need of a psychological evaluatio-

Oh dear, you have lost your head.

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>>5648592

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>>5648537
>>5648486

So...hot...urge....to...take...off...clothes, I gotta do it.

>>5648596
>magic
>drawing blood

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>>5648519
>>5648538
The third participant adds an additional layer of frustration to the reversal. Usually it's simple with only two.

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>>5648606
Ooh, a show of flames! I like it! You're so cool, dude! I wonder how you're able to do this...

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>>5648596
20 dollar bed sheets have been added to your debts, Subaru.

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>>5648606
>passes out and drops to the floor

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>>5648592
I think you fail to see the issue here. The one inside of my body is not the owner of the body I am inside. There are three people in this mixup.

>>5648621
I suppose I'll simply have to wait things out.

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>>5648596
Thankfully I have a backup bed, for such an occasion.

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>>5648592
My apologies. If I had my original body, I would be talking to someone else.
>>5648594
I'm certain someone of your caliber has dealt with worse. This is all new to me.
>>5648621
Oh no. She had to be really vital.

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>>5648618
>Subaru's a fragile flower

>>5648632
This has nothing to do with you!

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>>5648607
What?
>>5648605
I don't think I should help you with this tomfoolery.
>>5648639
Yes. And? Considering as it's a machine that you took control of, it's more than likely that your will simply overwhelmed the others'. Which is to say, your body is exactly where it was left, as an empty shell. Should I force your spirit out, it would be drawn to your body.
>>5648644
>She rolls her eyes
No, you'd certainly still be talking to yourself.

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>>5648588
Who dares to raise his voice at-
>Her eyes open and her heart goes doki-doki
It can't be....the legendary Ronald McDonal is standing before me!? How could this be!?

>>5648605
This was not meant to be a sanctuary to begin with, just a fortification I built out of boredom. I'm afraid both you and Ronald-sama are mistaken.

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>>5648643
>sleeps in the bed

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>>5648644
>>5648664
>Reigen rubs 'his' forehead and points at Squigly-Reigen.
That is my body. Their body is the one that is missing. How many times will I need to repeat myself?

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>>5648608
>>5648635
...I believe I may have generated too much heat.
>She stops her flamethrowers and puts her hands back on.

>>5648629
Fuel cells kept within my shoulders allow me to utilize both flamethrowers for attacking and jet boosters for movement.

>>5648653
I am merely keeping track Subaru. Your current total comes to 42,272 Dollars.

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>>5648643
Just you wait. I'll find a way to get both of your beds.

>>5648675
Oi, that's MY bed!

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>>5648672
>>5648588
>eats all the burgers before you can have a single bite

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>>5648664
You just haven't seen my body yet, miss. It is quite... different from others.
>>5648680
The more I think about this, the more scared I get.

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>>5648664
Then, of course, you don't have to. I'll still be able to do it by myself, but just setting a deadline isn't gonna cut it. Go ahead and feel free to judge me, but the hero's gonna have to work overtime to get this done.
...Cheesy? Yeah, I thought so.
>>5648672
Well, that's pretty darn neat to make a fortress out of burgers, dude. If it ain't too much trouble, and if it doesn't inconvenience you... Can I move in with you and live in the burger fortress?
>>5648682
...Wow. That's actually pretty neat, miss. It's warm enough now, but I'm curious to see what else you can do! What other cool things can you do?

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>>5648675
... I'll allow it. Just this once, best spider

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>>5648672
Good. You knew your place.
>Ran Ran Ruu's away.

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>>5648680
And I don't care. The principle remains the same. Hers' will likewise do the same.
>>5648697
And I should be concerned why?
>>5648703
Extremely. I hope you don't make everything in your life so dramatic.

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>>5648687
>draws swords

Who's bed?

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>>5648705
>best
But that's wrong

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Okay, good night Hunger Games. Try not to trip on a rock and break your neck or overdose on sleeping medicine.

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>>5648717
I AM the hero, after all. Gotta make sure I'm in the right mood to do things properly or else I'll do something I'll regret.
...Okay, I make, like, ONE thing dramatic per day; no biggie!

evens gunsmith cats
odds source of the next nip cartoon ava that posts

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>>5648717
I just want you to see that I'm not crazy. I hate to sound rude but is it ready?
>>5648743
Good night miss.

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>>5648727
Shion's pet spider doesn't count

>Youmu

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>>5648682
Th...thanks.

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>>5648745

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>>5648717
>Long-winded sigh.

>>5648697
I don't think this one is going to be of any help to us. Nonetheless, we should stick together for the time being. The last thing we need to do is hunt down eachother's bodies again.

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>>5648743
Farewell.
>>5648744
Urgh. You may well be one of the most vexing people here.
>>5648754
And why would I think you are?
I have to get the other being to agree, first and foremost.
>>5648764
Well? It's not as if I'm uneducated in the matter.

>>5648763
Isn't this lucky star?

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>>5648725
It's...y-your bed...

>>5648682
Can you please stop? I'll never be able to pay that back...unless~
>Subaru starts stripping

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>>5648776
Yes.

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>>5648743
>Let's out a terribly long yawn.
N-Night miss.

>She drops the shovel onto the ground, and lays next to it.

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>>5648772
I don't know what you mean, dude. I'm enthusiastic and a bit of a ditz - Nothing much. What's the matter?

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>>5648776
Yes.

>tried watchin it before. Even drugs couldn't get me through it

>I do miss spamming the opening song on cs:cz though

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>>5648764
I agree. However she's the only chance we have right now. Just a little more time.
>>5648772
I was just explaining why I was talking to myself. Is that all you need, miss?

>>5648795
I heard its full of references. I don't wanna watch it just yet because I feel like it'll all go over my head.

Where the host?

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>>5648715
W-Wait! I...lost my chance to make a proper greeting and hold his hand...
>Seiba says goodbye with a sad face.

>>5648689
You monster! It took me months of knitting to create all those pillows!
>Shoots mana laser at the abomination.

>>5648703
What you suggest is next to impossible, after all.
>Seiba takes one of the gigantic hamburgers and throws it at the man.
They are nothing but costume pillows I made myself, they are not real hambrugers unfortunately since the very idea of a fortress made of food is a stupid fantasy.

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So. Guess I ain't said a general kinda hello in a long damn time. What's good y'all?

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>>5648703
I am also outfitted with 10 mm machine guns within my hands for rapid fire capabilities, along with mini guns and rocket launchers stored within my torso. I also have the option of equipping miniature rail guns and rocket powered fists in replacement of my hands.

>>5648762
You may stop taking off all of your clothing now.

>>5648789
Prostitution is illegal in over 100 countries. The fines and penalties you would build up upon being arrested are far more costly then the potential profits.

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>>5648802
I'm simply growing tired and bored of this conversation.
>>5648820
It's not an uncommon trait. And certainly. I have everything else I need to perform a ritual on me, after all.
>>5648834
Precious little, here.
>>5648822
What host?

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>>5648772
It appears you don't realize who you're talking to. I, Reigen Arataka, genius psychic and exorcism expert know spirits like the back of my hand.

>>5648820
She isn't able to find your body, you know. She's planning on removing our spirits without any guarantee that yours returns to its rightful place.

>>5648834
I've been better.

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>>5648789
Much better.

>>5648834
Nigger.

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>>5648821
Some of the jokes about Japanese and Otaku Culture might go over your head, but most of the time it's slice of life, almost anyone will understand them. Who doesn't like cute moe blobs portraying that genre?

>>5648860
Anonymous sandnigger.

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>>5648834
Hello... I am tired right now. I am also suffering from muscle pain... but it'll pass.

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>>5648822
I would normally go at this moment, but I don't feel comfortable in someone else's body.
>>5648834
>>5648834
Greeting, Wiggins. I could be better.
>>5648843
Aha! Then I don't know what we're waiting for.
>>5648844
>>5648844
But... my spirit would automatically go into the right body right? It would make sense.

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>>5648828
...
>He looks at it dejectedly before perking his head straight back up.
I mean, hey, it sure did fool me! I was dumb enough to actually think that these were legit burgers! Man, I really need to get my eyes checked... Anyway, how did you get so many of them AND build a fortress at the same time?
>>5648838
...W-Wow. That's actually quite impressive, dude. I never thought that you'd have so many capabilities fitted in just one gal... Dumb question, but are you a robot of sorts, by any chance? Like, WOW.
>>5648843
Then feel free to speak honestly and tell me to go away. I'm not gonna hold it against ya just for telling me you're uninterested - We've been at this conversation for, like... Six hours, now.

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>>5648844
And you don't realize who YOU are talking to. I am Ariel, master of rituals and daughter of the head family of the Gishki tribe.
>>5648874
The compliance of the so-called "genius psychic".

>When you want to talk to a whole bunch of people but don't want to go crazy with chain replies.

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>>5648834
see >>5648860

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>>5648891
>implying you even can
>Lord knows I can't deal with that shit

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HELLO I AM

EEEEEEP!

OH NO YOU SAW MY PANTY *dies*

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>>5648893
>forced to sell assets cause of a word.

Nigger, please!

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>>5648838
...

>>5648856
Can you please kill me? I don't wanna live in a world with debt.

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>>5648888
That much? How quickly time passes. I would've assumed you'd be exhausted by now.

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>>5648860
>Your half black girlfriend records you saying this
>She gives it to the media
>You're publicly disgraced, forced to sell your largest financial asset, and shipped to an assisted living facility where you're hidden away from the public eye till your death finally graces the world

>>5648874
>>5648844
I'm gettin the sense that you two got a thing goin and my brain ain't caught up yet.

>>5648895
You know people started askin my dick for advice by usin your name?

>>5648871
I know the feelin, believe you me. We meet before?

>>5648843
Aw c'mon, don't be such a downer! Always good shit happenin, uh, miss.

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>>5648919
You ain't heard a Donald Sterling then

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>>5648915
By looking at the panty, I have taken someone's life.

What have I become?

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>>5648934
Yep, that much. And, to tell you the truth... I came here extra early just so Rika wouldn't disintegrate me on sight when I popped in and said "howdy".
...Guess what time I came here, and I'll give you a cookie.

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>>5648933
I don't normaly kill for free.

But for you?

... cash, upfront.

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>>5648888
Indeed. I am Aigis, an android created for the purpose of combating creatures known as shadows. Might I ask for your name?

>>5648933
>>5648856
I object to this decision. Perhaps he may be put to work as a gardener, or he may happen upon sufficient money within the hunger games.

WHERE HOST

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>>5648890
I talked with him. He seems to think my spirit won't go to my body. Could you alleviate his doubts, miss?
>>5648938
It is certainly a thing. I hope it gets done soon.

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>>5648938
Wh-what the fuck are you even talking about?

>>5648893
Sterling did nothing wrong.

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>>5648874
There's already a spirit occupying your body, or whatever the owner of this body had. It seems more robotic than anything.

>>5648890
Never heard of you. It doesn't sound too official to me anyways.

>>5648938
Obviously. You don't need to be a psychic to figure that one out.

hungry..... please spare a (you)? I fought in the war for crissake

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>>5648938
I'm only conversing with this fool and trying to get someone's cooperation in order to help them. I've hardly found anyone agreeable today whatsoever.
>>5648981
I've already told him that it would. It's not my own fault he won't listen.
>>5648968
Disintegrate...?
>She rolls her eyes
As if I'm so immature as to want one. How long ago?
>>5648998
Of course you've not, I'm not from this world, you petty fool!
And in my land, my attire is more than proof of my expertise.
>>5649006
Tch.

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>>5648975
Tamaki Suoh, at your service.

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>>5648974
Shadows? Hm, I hope you don't mean the Anons. They can be pretty cool at times when they're not giving you death threats. Anyway, I'm Alfred Jones, also known as the United States! It's a pleasure to meet ya, Aigis! I have a feeling we'll be good friends!
>>5649006
Use it wisely, Anon. It's all I can give you.

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>>5649006
>>5649006
>>5649006
>>5649006
>>5649006

We will never forget your sacrifices

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@5649006
I don't believe in handouts, get a job, loser.

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>>5649006
>gives

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>>5648888
Did I not say I gathered enough materials to make them? Pilling them up to build a fortress was a child's play compared to knitting them all individually.

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ALLOU HOST ITS YOU?!

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>>5649017
Negative, Anonymous person's are merely rude individuals that may require some time in-

Did you just refer to yourself as the United States?

>>5649006
Donating.

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>>5648988
Straight up. Nigga asked for advice on doin commentary, dude told him to talk to, and I quote, "Hikki's Favorite." Strolled right up to my junk and had a short talk with it.

>>5648981
But like, what kinda thing?

>>5648998
It would help a lot to figure out anythin else. I'm catchin bits of what you're sayin, and shit only gets more confusin.

>>5649011
Callin a dude a fool when you're tryin to get him to do your dirty work might be why it seem like that. Don't exactly persuade a nigga to be cooperative.

>>5649006

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CALL HOST ITT

>uses the (you)s to buy booze and mor cardboard for making signs with

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>>5648998
She can just force that one out. Right? It's the only chance we have.
>>5649011
I never said it was, miss. But you need both of our agreements to do this?
>>5649059
Uh well...
It's me, Andrew. Squigly.

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>>5648970
Why're you doing this to me!? I deserve to die for free!

>>5648974
Nobody needs plants here! It's an arena for pete's sake!

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>>5649011
Is that the purpose of your over-the-top outfit? Whatever. I just hope you're aware of what exactly it means to forcibly remove a spirit from a body. Even for a millennial psychic like myself it is no easy task. Not to mention you plan on removing the spirit from a body which isn't even part of your 'ritual'.

>>5649059
>Does that signature 'Reigen hand thing' and points to himself.
If you haven't already noticed, it's I, Reigen Arataka, genius psychic.

>>5649081
She's already said she has no clue where it is. Your body is the one at risk here. Are you willing to take such risks?

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>>5649083
But plants tie the bloid stained arena together nicely!

Oh, and we already have a gardener

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Without (you)s I will die...please help me.

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>>5649059
And? If they don't want my help, that's their problem. Especially now that they've insulted my title and position.
>>5649081
If he wants to get his own body back instead of remaining in that machine, yes.
>>5649095
It's the traditional attire, save for the gold on my neck and leg.
Tch. I'm no fool. I've already done this once before here, after all. I know what I'm doing, if you'll simply comply.

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>>5649118
And who would that be?

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>>5649011
Yes, disintegrate. She has magic, and she can use it wisely. Even if I can't really die in a normal sense, I can still feel pain. I know this all too well, man, she disintegrated me thrice... And you'll never be too immature to have a cookie, dude! What are you on about?
...I came here at about seven in the morning and talked to Subaru while I was there.
>>5649038
I mean, yeah, but making so many burgers with all of that must've taken HOURS to complete, dude! I don't even know how many you made, like... A hundred? Two hundred? You must have a real talent to make so many in such little time, ma'am!
>>5649058
...Uh, yes, I just referred to myself as the United States. You know, the United States of America. The Land of the Free. Is something wrong, miss? Did I do something bad?

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>>5649059
Wiggins, you're making even less sense than usual, so I'm gonna do you the pleasure of forgetting everything you just said to me and give you a chance to start this conversation over.

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>>5649095
Absolutely sir. I can't imagine you being in there is great for anyone either. I'll be fine.
>>5649130
I think he may come around.

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>>5649081
Squigs!? No way, ain't no way...what'd I teach you about improvisation in basketball?

>>5649095
I-I'm gonna need a minute.
>He slumps into a chair like a garbage bag filled with wet cement, eyes wide, but glazed over in thought

>>5649130
Offerin an explanation Ms. High and Mighty, that's all

>>5649152
That ain't possible. I want to know why people think my junk is your favorite, and how they know it gives free advice. I didn't tell anyone that!

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Me on the right

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>>5649148
Me! The half-ghost gardener!

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>>5649182

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>>5649083
Assistant gardener perhaps.

>>5649149
It is impossible and highly bizzare for you to literally be a living incarnation of the United States, do you perhaps mean to say that you represent America?

>>5649168
WUZ

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>>5649124
Whatever.
>jesus
>>5649160
"May". It's proving annoying, either way.
>>5649149
Hmh. Unusual magic.... And I spoke clearly enough. It's a childish thing.
.... And by my estimations, it's one in the morning.
>>5649168
You may call me that, but this one is calling himself a "genius psychic". Utterly inane and irrelevant.

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>>5649130
>>5649160
Get on with it already. Am I do blame for being cautious about your shady 'ritual'? I hardly think so.

>>5649168
Take all the time you need.

>>5649182
>tfw I didn't save the Reigen edit of this

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>>5649184
You know, I've got some experience with gardening. I think you should step aside and let me do my thing here.

<>5649216
>ignores the faggot

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>>5649206
Why do I need to be a gardener of all thing?

I secretly love ________

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>>5649168
I told you sir. I fell asleep in the middle of it.
>>5649215
>>5649216
I'm ready for what may happen.

>>5649250
Hoshi

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>>5649168
There are so many things wrong with that sentence that I can't even begin to name them. Please, for your sake and mine, just stop talking.

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>>5649206
I mean, I represent America as well, but I'm basically America itself! All fifty states of it! It may be bizarre, but... Here I am, talking to you and being a nice man. There's more of people like me as well, if you wanted to know.
>>5649215
She's from Gensokyo. A tank engineer that made a flying tank that's shaped like an eye. I remember getting into an argument about that... Childish? Pfft. You'll never, EVER be too old for food.
...One in the morning for you? Because it's about seven in the afternoon here. Book ends, amirite?

>>5649250
Yuno

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>>5649246
I have calculated that this occupation is the least likely to result in your untimely death. Canine Daycare was also a considered option, but I estimate a greater then average chance that dogs will attack you on sight.

>>5649250
Okarin

>>5649278
No y'don't.
Unless you're Mahiru, then people tuck me in.

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>>5649250
This place for keeping me alive.

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>>5649209
A bear? Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair?

>>5649215
He is tho. Can't believe you ain't hearda Mr. Arataka before. Smhtbhfam

>>5649254
That is correct! Ain't anyone else would think to give that answer, so you're telling the truth, and I need to go throw up a lil.
>He walks just out of sight, and retching can soon be heard

>>5649216
>Vomiting noises continue

>>5649265
No, fuck you. I ain't gonna have my dick nicknamed like that, and you're the only lead I got.

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>>5649242
Okay.

>sits back with a bowl of popcorn

This is gonna be good!

I post these all the time but I only get _____ answers

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>>5649250
I wouldn't say anyone I love is a secret.

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>>5649149
I began the process as soon as I was summoned here, roughly a little more than 2 weeks. You can have one of the hundred I made.
>And so she hands him one
I will take my pillows back with me now, if you excuse me...
>Walks away

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>>5649258
>Tfw this post is me

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>>5649274
You want to see least likely to result in untimely death? I'll find a way to mess up. I'll show you how much of a burden I am.

>>5649305
Y-You want me to go now?
Are you sure you're ready? I might knock your socks off.

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>>5649266
....
>The android is unable to form logic to his statements
>Her processor begins to heat up and increase in noise

>>5649307
Meta answers

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>>5649307
Samefag posts.

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>>5649317
Not if I were to guide you on efficient gardening.
Follow my vocalized instructions, and you will do well.

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>>5649250
All the Sabers.

>>5649303
Listen, I have no fucking clue what you're even talking about, what makes you think that I'll be of any help just because my name was mentioned?

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>>5649303
Oh dear. Are you okay, Andrew?
>>5649307
I don't understand. I never say these.
>>5649322
It seems everyone is having a bad night.

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>>5649317
The only thing you will knock off is the remnants of your manhood

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>>5649216
>>5649254
Urgh. Thank goodness. Now, stand..there, and there.
>She points at the ground, a few feet apart from each other.
>>5649266
I've never heard of either of those terms. And not in that silly a fashion.
...Would that be implying that you're leaving?
>>5649303
I'm not from the same world as him, otherwise he would've known better than to doubt who and what I am.
.... Whatever that utterance of letters meant.

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>>5649338
BECAUSE YOU THE ONE WHO WANTS BLACK DICK AROUND HERE, AND I DON'T WANT NONE A THAT

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>>5649254
>>5649345
>Complies.

>>5649351
So you prefer white dick, then?

>unzips penis

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>>5649351
...
>walks away

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>>5649313
...I-I didn't even get your name, ma'am...
>Clutching the pillow in his hand, he waves back vigorously.
Goodbye, miss! You're one of my heroes - And that means a LOT coming from the hero! See ya later~!
>>5649322
...Oh, come on, now. Lemme just help you with this; you remember Uncle Sam, right? The guy that represented America that one time?
>>5649345
Pretty huge weapons. Totally weird ones, that's for sure.
...I mean... I always go to sleep at midnight here, but... Do you want me to leave? Tell the truth, now.

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>>5649351

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>>5649345
>>5649361
*she/he exhales*
This madness can end.

>>5649351
>>5649371
Or maybe purple dick...? Wait no you're right. They want that Merican D.

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>>5649376
Hm. I'll keep an eye out.
You've been up for half a day, it's only sensible to turn in.
>>5649361
>>5649405
>From the sleeves of her robes, oddly enough, she draws a few of what seem to be braziers, setting them down carefully on the ground in a sort of circle
I'll assume you're both ready.

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>>5649339
>He comes back a short while later, whipping sweat from his brow
Yeah, yeah I'm better now. Weird shit is normal sounds here, but this one got me pretty bad. Can't imagine how you feel about it.

>>5649345
Do you not know? Smhtbhfam.

>>5649377
Soviet if that's you, I'll dunk on Mozgov so hard the Berlin Wall falls a decade earlier than it actually did.

>>5649372
>He is much faster than you, and keeps up easily
Don't you walk away from me you slander spewin son of a bitch, we ain't done here

>>5649371
>A group of very intimating black men escort you away from Mr. Wiggins, straight to the police who arrest you for public exposure

>>5649423
>Intimating
Intimidating*

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>>5649408
Murica!

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>>5649405
>>5649420
Obviously.

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>>5649376
Uncle Sam was a propaganda symbol used for recruitment into the United States army. For the sake of maintaining logic and reason, I shall simply refer to you as Jones.

Hello and good day Jones.

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Die Fahne hoch! Die Reihen fest geschlossen!
SA marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.

>>5649436
Fuck yeah!

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>>5649337
You're going to put me to sleep if you do this to me...

>>5649341
...
But I'm not naked...
>without further ado he finally grabs the hedge trimmers and trims nearby hedges
See? Piece of cake.

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>>5649436
Fuck now you make me want to play CoD BLOPS

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>>5649420
>>5649439
Of course.
>>5649423
It is quite unfortunate. I don't even know where my body is. I'm working on getting it back.

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>>5649432
Too late. Can't unlaugh now

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>>5649408
>>5649436
>>5649449
I'm Canadian tho

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>>5649420
If you ever somehow manage to see her. The best you'll get is the doppelgänger, and even then, it's a horribly butchered version of her.
...Funny thing is that I don't even feel tired. I'm not give you my sleep schedule, but I really don't feel all that tired.
>>5649446
Yep, but he's a personification of America. Like me, but... Older. Anyway, you really don't have to refer to me by my last name, dude. Alfred'll do just fine!
...You alright there, ma'am?

>>5649462
Reigen is a walking meme?

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>>5649448
뭐?

NGW

>>5649480
>when you leave the kalashnikov at home

>>5649466
Canadicken time?

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>>5649463
Jesse Owens fucked Eva Braun in addition to every German track athlete at those Olympics

>>5649462
Yeah, that do seem like a pretty big problem. Whose body is Reigen in anyways?

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>>5649450
So far... Not impressed.

I can trim 5 acres to your one snip.

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>>5649482
Wer?

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>>5649450
Step 1
Before you start, lay a tarp down to make cleanup easier.

Step 2
Thinning a Shrub with Hand Pruners.

Remove growth you don't want, then thin out spots of thick outer cover. The inner limbs need air and sunlight, so cut back along the branch just above new growth or at the plant base — avoid electric trimmers for this. Trimmers just top the shrub, encouraging new growth near the cut. Cutting farther back will encourage growth along the limb.

>>5649474
I am perfectly well Alfred.

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>>5649423
>ignores
>puts earbuds in
>turns up the volume all the way
>continues walking

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>>5649474
How's that "the best"? And that's still utterly unhealthy.
>>5649423
Are you going to continue mocking me?
>>5649448
And now in a language I understand?
>>5649439
>>5649462
This will prove uncomfortable. Bear with me and remain inside the circle.
>She rests her staff in front of her, completely vertical, and holds her hands out to the sides. She takes in a slow, deep breath, and suddenly begins to rapidly chant something incomprehensible, at a low volume. The braziers light up with a blue flame, and the mirror on her necklace and the staff light up and begin to glow, a series of glowing runes appearing on the ground.

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>>5649477
>There's a thing called RedrawReigen for some reason. As you may guess, he gets drawn over the original one.
>>5649492
Someone who doesn't talk, or move, and is rude enough to not show up.

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>>5649486

>>5649524
How many of these you got?

>>5649509
>turns volume up full blast 11
>puts this on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuChnDVUjGY

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>>5649496
That's because you have a ghost following you. I'm nothing more than a poor human with no good qualities.

>>5649507
>subaru starts freaking out
I-I already started trimming! I missed half those steps and I don't think I can stop!

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>>5649489
Nah. Women are my thing. Check my girlfriend from college
>

>>5649509
>Pulls them out
>A very large hand rests on your shoulder
We ain't done talkin

>>5649520
Nigga if this is your idea a mockin, ain't no surprise you've got your panties in a twist.

>>5649524
I mean besides that. I'm still catchin up here.

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>>5649520
>Keeps waiting...

>>5649534
>It increased the size of my Reigen folder by ~300 images in the first few days of the tag trending of twitter. That was with me skipping over low quality ones.

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>>5649520
Sorry,I don't translate!

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>>5649520
I've handled wor-
*she becomes silent when the woman starts chanting*
*she outs her hands together as if in prayer*
>>5649534
>It's making up the majority of this quick foler I made of Reigen. Like 25 of them. I can't imagine how much Squid has got.
>>5649561
I have no idea who she is.

>>5649546
I wish Ibuki would love me.

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>>5649507
You sure? You weren't exactly all too healthy back there when I called myself the U.S., so...
>>5649520
Because she always comes around when you're not here. That doppelgänger... She's the best you'll get.
...It's unhealthy? Huh. I didn't know that. How many hours of sleep do I need, again?

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>>5649554
My ghost doesn't do the gardening... Your excuse makes no sense!

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>>5649581
>he puts the trimmers down and plops down on the ground
Can't you kill me already? The robot won't leave me alone until I pay off my debt.

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>>5649554
Step 3
Cutting Branches at the Base of the Shrub.

Remove any dead limbs near the base. If possible, avoid making the top of the shrub wider than the base — you want sunlight to reach the entire plant. Cut only about 1/3 of the shrub each year. The holes you're creating will fill in with new growth, making the plant fuller and stronger.

Oh dear, there is also a section named Formal Shrub Trimming. It appears we have only covered the basics.

>>5649572
I am perfectly well Alfred, there is no need for concern regarding your highly implausible state of being.

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>>5649572
I've only been here a scarce handful of times.
Six to eight, I believe, is the optimal.
>>5649561
I'm not speaking to you in tongues, now am I?
>>5649565
Then why say it that way in the purpose, you fool?
>>5649567
>>5649563
>Heedless of the actions, she continues chanting at a speed and length which most would call dizzying.
>After a moment, the both of the other twos' bodies would begin to glow.

>>5649561
Correction. Check out this sweet babe I have locked up in my basement and turned into a cumdumpster.

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>>5649572
....

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>>5649546
This actually isn't too bad. If she worked on her singing a bit, I'd probably put this in my playlist.

>>5649561
D-don't hurt me please! I-I haven't done anything wrong!

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>>5649600
Do all your rituals take this long?

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>>5649596
Really?

Cause I won't kill you till I get paid.

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>>5649600
Are you okay?
*her eyes go wide as she sees herself and Reigen glow*
ARE WE OKAY?!

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>>5649600
Because I am a patriot!

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>>5649605
>A scalpel's tossed near your feet
Just stab them in the neck and be done with this circus.

Goodnight HG.

Maybe tomorrow I'll talk to someone.

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>>5649605
Just tell me you didn't have nothin to do with it and we good. You gotta understand how weird it is to have a guy talk to your dick.

>>5649601
If she's locked down there, it's cause she locked the door herself, but that second part ain't far from true.

>>5649600
Uh...no?

>>5649567
We got that in common. You know how to improvise, you'll figure your way outta this!

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>>5649642
Later my dude.

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>>5649622
No, you're a nazi catboy vampire. Completely different.

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>>5649599
'Mmkay, then. I'm sure you're not internally screaming at the mere concept of my existence, dude. Bro, if you have questions, all you have to do is ask them! I've got time!
>>5649600
Well, all I can say is that I don't think you'll both be here at the same time. That's all.
...I get six hours of sleep. Is that healthy enough, or am I pushing it?
>>5649604
...? Who are you, dude?

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>>5649599
Isn't there any other way I can do this besides trying to cut trees for a living?

>>5649611
I have 300 yen. That's all there is to my name.

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>>5649642
Goodnight, anon-san