ERP TITO DICK edition Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/

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>>5643058
"You're acting like I've never been stabbed before!"
>She chuckled, her fingers running over the would before she dug in her pocket for a needle and a stray thread,
"Just a little bit of pressure and some stitches and this'll be taken care of!"

>>5643075
"Just a casual reminder to keep getting it on, so I can keep making money from the million dollar cumshots!"

Third for people shutting the fuck up about who the don't like and get one with the typefucking.

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>>5643181
I'm not worried about that.
[Perhaps I should have controlled myself better, I should be, and should have been...]
It's an association at this point. Even seeing popcorn reminds me of that taste.
>She shakes her head, her hair still clasped over her lips like a faux beard.

>>5643223
Right...but who here is a robot? I don't see any.
[Wh-what!? Who's there? Get out!]

Anyone in need of a cock?

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>>5643216
Good to know
>Decapitates
Stitch that back on!

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(Is Neo still here? We can continue.)

I can't decide what folder to build.

>>5643216
Oh. Thought you were making a film and looking for actors.

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>>5643198
"You sure about that?"
>She smiled at him. It was that knowing smile, the same one she gave when she had just shifted through someone's little head, or knew secrets about someone that they didn't want anyone to know.
"You have some really cheesy ideas of what you want to do with me. Hand holding? Kissing? Woah, scandalous."
>She teased with a waving finger.

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>>5643270

>>5643277
What are your choices?

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>>5643045
Ohhh my god! It totally is! I can't wait to get wasted by the sea! This is gonna be such a good day! I can feel it!

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>>5643103
>That much is made clear as Roman releases Neo's throat and turns her back to him. He lifts her clear up off the ground by the waist with one arm, lifts a leg with the other arm, and lowers her down onto his rock-hard length
>He's not very gentle about it as he practically shoves her down all the way to the base, filling Neo's tiny pussy with as much of his cock will fit inside of her

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>>5643278
>Junko paused and thought about it. She /did/ tell her sister she was going to use her for money...did this make Junko a pimp? No, she could always be her boss, and make legitimate pornos.

"Actually, that sounds like a better idea! But it wouldn't be with /me/ , oh no, I like using someone else for that. I'd just be the one giving her orders."

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>>5643248
AH! INVISIBLE ROBOTS!
>>5643270
Yes
>>5643287
Dootdoot!

>>5643294
That's just the thing, I don't know where to start.

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>>5643314
...
[...oh, he's insane.]

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>>5643287
(Great. We left off at >>5641160 )

>>5643298
>As the driver opens the door he shuffles out and offers to help her out of the car. That gentle smile still painting his face ever since he wont the game of darts.
Can I be warned what kind of drunk you are miss boat?

>>5643305
I...see.
>He shifted his feet uncomfortably and twiddled his fingers.
I'd still be up for that, though. Do I get paid at all..?

>>5643320
Well the pastebin is no more since no one used it, what kinda shows do you watch or games do you play?

>>5643162
I'm a generic person who's haunting you, ooOOOOOoo~
>pokes her on both sides of her ribs.

>>5643280
>The color starts to drain from his face. She saw. She definitely saw. He tries to brush it off but he's clearly rattled
Those are just.. They're just idle fantasies! They don't mean anything!
>He covers his face, letting out a quiet whine.
..What are you going to do now?

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>>5643342
>She takes the anons hand and pulls herself out. She takes in a big lung full of the fresh sea air before addressing the anon.
Aggressive...Or so I've been told...Also, Its Tenryuu, don't call me Miss Boat, that's uh, kinda, sorta, weird.

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>>5643326
>pokes face
Ya still with me? Eh? eh? eh? eeeeeeeh?

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>>5643344
"Paid? Isn't getting to fuck my sister good enough for your horny ass?"
"Well, she /does/ tend to get used here. I'm surprised she isn't pregnant yet."
>Junko glanced down to the anon in front of her, and something clicked in her head.
"Oh wait, I assumed you wanted to get it on with /me/ instead, huh?"

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>>5643383
>True to the gag's form, she bolts up into a stiff arch and yelps, fists clenched by her hips.
Wah! Don't do that!
>She flails around at air, seeking the generic ghost to dispel their presence from her ribs.

>>5643422
>he
>tits
Um?

>>5643339

>Life was peaceful. Maybe too peaceful. That's the thought inside the head of a male walking around, completely unaware that he'd cross paths with Heaven. Or at least the most beautiful part of Heaven.
Hmmhm...
>Humming softly, he idly kicked a can of Coke, unaware that he was probably being watched.

>>5643410
Its kind of weird but it served its purpose, I got the cutest girl I've ever seen's name, Tenryuu~
>Still flirting his lips off as he helps her out and take in the fresh ocean air for himself. The rest of the date should go easier

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>>5643430
...pardon me, I don't think my presence is required in your conversation.
[Not to mention that feels terrible. How on earth does he get by around here?]
If you don't mind...
>She steps back, slow and cautious, her palms outstretched as she grimaces.

>>5643369
>No more
I still update it, no one puts it in the OP anymore http://pastebin.com/79bF1Jzm

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>>5643445

Accident, desu.
This is why you don't keep 2 windows open.

CARDS. POST THEM.

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Whaddaya think of the crazy ones, ERP?

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>>5643466
Happens to all of us
>>5643460
Fine! I'll just sit here alone sobbing
ABLUBLUBLUBLUBLU!

>>5643465
>still update it
>my request isn't in there
desu

>>5643431
W-Well, no! Of course not! B-But...Not that you aren't attractive! You're gorgeous! I...U-Ugh, I just meant, paid as in, like, money.
>Anon bit his lip and avoided the woman's gaze, sending shivers throughout his whole body.
N-Not that I have to be paid, uh..What's your name again, Miss? Junky?

>>5643487
I think the B&B unit would be great if we could get enough Icons

>>5643466
Silly dumb OC lady.

>>5643487
Octopus was definitely the hottest out of all of them

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>>5643484
Working on a new one, though.

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>>5643314
You're the best wingman a girl could have~

>>5643339
>looking up from Palutena's stomach, she gives an excited nod, looking to see exactly what's underneath those thin robes
>she nuzzles right down into the angel's navel impatiently, her nails lightly scraping any of the holy flesh they come across

>>5643302
>Neo's image seemingly explodes near the top corner of her head, colors and grainy distortion blasting in every direction and obscuring one side of her overwhelmed face as she takes in Roman's member
>he nearly has her filled from front to back, and Neo doesn't hesitate to show him this through her eyes rolling back into their skull, and her tongue lolling from her mouth
>if the words could come to her throat, she would be singing his name and surrendering herself right about now

Evens that thing
Odds that other thing
Dubs keep being useless

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>>5643466
>Gives you A&W

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>>5643490

Oh it's you!
What was your name again? Massacre?

>>5643498

I'm all of those things, I admit it.

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>>5643521
She goes commando! Have fun with that!
>>5643484
Working on full roster soon

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>>5643484
+Ana Amari

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>>5643456
Se-Seriously? How many times do I havr to say that I'm not cute... I'm cool! I'm radical! Not cute!
>Despite her fuss her cheeks have turned a light shade of pink. Me thinks some limes being called cute

>>5643545
>Sees Serena
>Almost cums

>>5643434
>Cackling at her flustered reaction, the 'ghost' evades her uncoordinated swings and positions himself behind her.
Hoho! That's a good expression you got. Let's see how you react if I do this~
>He places his hands, chilly to the touch, on her stomach and glides them downward past her waist until he's touching her hips - where he pinches the flesh underneath the clothing.

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>There's a dramatic stretching of mighty shoulders, arms reaching wide
>The giant of a man is like an old lion, his mane of shaggy grey hair and loud roaring yawn only adding to this impression
>Rippling muscles stand out even on his older frame and he looks around blearily, bags under his tired old eyes, one of which bears a long-healed, age-old scar over it
Aaaah! This place never sleeps, does it!
>Even his questions are more like declarations, his voice booming even with his obvious exhaustion
Tonight, this is something we share in common!
>He forces a laugh, almost as if to spite his fatigued body

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>>5643552
>I'm so close I can almost taste it
Carnage, but ya get an A for trying

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>>5643484
I'll add Tenryuu and Parasoul in there just like I did Mahiru...Or better yet, I'll just make a new card.

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>>5643449
>The green-haired goddess was sitting just barely out of his line of sight. As he walked by, she licked her lips as her eyes scanned up and down his body.
Hm...
>Not wanting to let this cutie get away, she got up and caught up to him, placing a hand on his shoulder from behind.
>>5643521
>She giggles as the silent girl's enthusiasm was made clear.
Well, let's waste no time then.
>She picks the pint-sized killer up and sets her down a few feet away before she begins undoing her robes. She looks at the girl while doing it, wanting to see her do the same.
What's your name, anyway?

>>5643582
>male ava posting a starter

>>5643571
Kiruko pls

>>5643616
>anon shitposting

>>5643616
Reinhardt is cool, though.

>>5643494
You can tell me what it is, yea?

I only update it if it's replying specifically to me or if it's asked in terms of adding to the pastebin

"When is x ava gonna be played" doesn't work

>>5643610

Violence?

>>5643548

Oh sweet!

>Totally devours them burgers because, goddamn, A&W is good.

>>5643611
Just make a new card. If you keep adding characters like you did with Mahiru it'll just end up looking lazy and sloppy.

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>>5643521
>Roman is quick in getting this show on the road, bouncing Neo's tiny frame on his length while thrusting upwards into her, really intent on giving her the ride of her life. The feeling of her tight tunnel around his cock drives him wild, of course, even if he has felt it before. It's an unrivaled feeling and he wishes it never had to stop
Jeez, Neo...did you get tighter?

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>>5643484
Nibbles' status is currently under question and evaluation

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>>5643490
Okay. I hope you enjoy your sobbing, sir.
[Does he really think that will draw me back?]
>She turns and bolts from the monstrosity.

>>5643581
Wa-wait!
>More wild swings, more yelping in a high-pitched squeal, and still no purchase. Watashi erupts into involuntary giggles as the ghost tickles over her tummy, and clamps her hands over where she feels his cold touch. Too late, of course, so she twists and tries to turn away from his pinches, flapping her palms around near her dress.
Stop! This isn't part of the formula!
[Formula? What are we, a manzai duo?]
>Her intermittent, ticklish laughter descends into a worried sob as she looks around with a fretful energy.

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>>5643576
Can I help you with something Anon?

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>>5643660
LOLwallpaper editor is impossible to use on slow as shit computers tho.
And I'm about as creative as a bag of sticks.

>>5643615
>The man raised a single eyebrow, slowly turning around when he felt a hand resting on his shoulder. His heart skipped a beat when he noticed the Heavenly beauty standing before him.
>A nervous smile formed on his lips, his eyes looking at the Goddess form behind a pair of rectangular crystals.
Ah, uh, greetings! Can I help you, ma'am?

>>5643678
Scam man!

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>>5643635

>When you feel so out of it that you're so out of it.
>Picture.

>>5643573
You are cool, super cool and radical and just as cute!
>He places a hand on her hip on the opposite side of him, slowly guiding her towards the change rooms along the shoreline at the edge of the beach

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>>5643678
(Still working on that whole tentacle thing?)

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>>5643407
"Tooootally. So what's going to happen if I do this?"
>Her hand reached out and took his, and tugged him over to her. She was probably smaller than him, but she sure as hell was strong, enough to where they were now chest-to-chest.

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>>5643687
....Is she gone? Good now I have the stash all to myself!
>>5643635
Carnage, my name is Carnage!

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>>5643582
>The distinct sound of small feet pattering against the ground can be heard as a small blue creature comes into view.
>She wields a hammer more than two times her height as if it just another extension of her body, the near legendary power she holds contrasting sharply with her small and adorable body.
>Her violet pools seem to nearly bulge out of her head as she quickly runs over to him bouncing up high enough to barely reach his knee and she smiles brightly.
Hey hey hey! If it isn't Ol Reinhardt! You remember right? Do ya do ya do ya!?

>>5643688
Well you're kind of doing things to me.. You're really attractive..
>The anon acts kind of flustered, surprised by your sudden appearance

>>5643697
Just add your characters to a fighting game roster like skullgirls. With enough thought you can surely think up something that looks nice and you like.

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I'll update this with the Guildmarm eventually...

>>5643678
Why is Jiro so cute?

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>>5643733

Conflict? Warzone? Bloodshed?
....
Car... Cinogen?

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>>5643496
>She tapped her lip. How much should she even pay for something like this? Well, it would have to do on how attractive the actors were, how good they were at acting...and fucking.
"Junko. Strip real quick."

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>>5643484

>>5643678
I don't see any bitches to fuck, Jiro.

>>5643763
Swiggity swooty, coming for the candy booty.

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>>5643582
Reinhardt have you seen the Dev update for overwatch?

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>>5643565
I intend to.

>>5643615
>Neo's clothes dissolve like grains of sand blowing away in the wind, completely nude before Palutena in seconds and waiting to see what she has to bare
>she isn't quite capable of words, but she signs out a name: N-E-O

>>5643676
>she looks like a broken television set at this point, her face and hair lined with streaks and streamers of color, and the heavy thrusts up into her slit aren't doing much to solve the tightness
>she nods, or perhaps it's just being battered overtop of that cock, but either way the proof is in the pussy, which is currently wringing him for all he's worth

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>>5643704

>>5643770
Jiro is afraid of the cock.

>>5643634
Can you add 707 and Yoosung from Mystic Messenger
Thanks

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>>5643756
That's it!
>Throws a table at

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>>5643783

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>>5643736
>She had a pretty good idea of the type of things, so in response she would do a bit of a spin, enough to cause her skirt to flip up. As her skirt flipped up, he would be able to see the small pair of white panties she wore underneath.
Thanks. Well maybe I can help you out with whatever things I am doing to you?

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>>5643790
Hey, Eddo! What happens after the birth of your first child?

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>>5643484

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>>5643734
>The old man strokes his beard theatrically, spending an exaggerated length of time bending at the waist to look down at Poppy
>He grabs her under the arms and hoists her up to the height of his head, squinting
>For a moment it's hard to tell whether he remembers anything...
>... and then he can't hold back any more and cracks a wide, laughing grin
As if I could forget such a cute little thing! It's Poppy, isn't it? Still searching for your hero?

>>5643780
(You got that sweet sauce, ol' buddy ol' pal?)

>>5643571
I could always go for Garde or Val

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>>5643806
"Your role in life will become apparent!"

>>5643763
Undyne!

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>>5643781
...Did ya want me to translate for ya to her?

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>>5643789

>She giggled briefly before getting a table tossed at her.
>Hitting her in the face, Lia fell on the ground but slowly arose... With a bloody nose. Damn son.

T-That was uncalled for!

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>>5643582
You're exhausted.
>the Arabic purr comes from nearby, Ana having sat herself in a little booth to watch the goings on of the strangers around them
>she gives the man a matter of fact look, her hazel eyes challenging him to say otherwise

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>>5643806
>>5643824
God dammit.

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>>5643775

I beg your pardon?

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>>5643623
COMMANDER ANON HELLO HOW ARE YOU TONIGHT

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>>5643813
Here is your sweet sauce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9bF6wyCDU4

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>>5643722
Gauging interest mostly.

>>5643754
I am not.

>>5643770
It's okay, anon. Nobody ever really picks from my card anyway.

>>5643804
>His eyes widened for a moment as he caught a look of you, his pants tightening from the girth growing in his cock
Sure... If you're not busy or whatever..
>He said slowly, not fully sure of her intentions just yet

>>5643807
Can I give Mei a health inspection?

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>>5643832

Ya' called?

>>5643761
Right, uh..Wait, s-strip?! Uh..if you say so, Miss...
>Anon hesitated for a couple seconds, seeking a confirmation in the woman's eyes. Seeing as her wild ear-to-ear grin was still plastered on her face, he let out a light whimper.
>After checking his surroundings and making sure the coast was clear, he somewhat reluctantly began to remove his clothing, starting with his shirt and moving downwards. The anon threw the discarded clothes into a messy pile off to side and stood in front of Junko wearing only his undergarments. He shyly crossed his arms, subconsciously trying to hide his rather lacking frame.
I-Is this to your liking, Miss?

>>5643872
That's a really cute shark.

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>>5643858
(You heard me.)

>>5643727
Ah!
>He stumbles as he's yanked out of his sitting position. To try and steady himself he wraps an arm around her and leans into her. It takes a brief moment before he realises what kind of a position he's in
Cut it out.. I told you, it doesn't mean anything..
>He looks down into her eyes. It's just like how it was in her dreams, no it's even better. Even though it's totally embarrassing

>>5643858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow2zBxRRCVo

>>5643883
Flex on 'em!

>>5643571
I want to see Nurse have intense hot lesbian sex with Witch.

>>5643807
Hello. I just want to let you know that the abyssal on your card isn't a "ship," she's an installation and a reference to a harbor that was the place of battle in WW2. Thanks, and have a great night!

>>5643824
Fuck off you generic anime character

>>5643893
Stop shitposting you.

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>>5643700
Yes, you caught my interest.
>She lowers her arm and rests it at her side.
What brings someone like you to a place like this? You don't seem like the kind of person to troll for booty.
>She rests her chin in her hand, examining his reaction to her words.
>>5643781
Neo... Interesting.
>She quizzically scans the now-nude girl as she finishes disrobing, her elegant dress brushed to the side as her divine body is bare for all to see. She crosses her arms, slightly lifting her chest.
Not one for words, huh? I guess you'll just have to show me what you want to do to my body.

>>5643883
What's the largest thing you can suplex!

>>5643860
>Looks around and sees no one else
>Points to himself in his confusion
Me?

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>>5643901
(With whom now)

>>5643872
Cute, cuter, cutest Shark.

>>5643918
>t. shitposting anon

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>>5643845
>The denial comes before he even has time to process the challenge
Baah! I can power through this! Why, I remember, once-
>And then something clicks in his tired old mind, and he wheels about in surprise
Ana! How can this be? I thought-
>A dark look passes over his features just briefly, as he doesn't quite want to admit what he thought

>>5643871
(Much obliged, friendo.)

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>>5643721
A-Am not... I'm just the first two things and nothing else! I-I will end you if you keep calling me cute! Wh-Whatever....
>The TOTALLY NO CUTE AT ALL boat slips into the changing room, still mumbling about being called cute

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>>5643872
(Looking for a test subject~?)
>don't laugh, tildes add a lusty emphasis to a bland sentence

>>5643860
I am horny and I think I need you to deal with it.

>>5643901
>>5643930
I assume he means the Witch from Left 4 Dead.

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>>5643763
> - French
GOOD POST

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>>5643893

....

>A feeling of dread invaded Hotaru's mind, unsure of what to think of it, she did the only thing she knew to do: Eat candy.

>>5643899

Awwww yes.

>>5643934
I thought Shark Nue was the cutest...

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>>5643813
>Poppy shifts nervously for a moment as he spends time thinking placing her hammer to the side as she holds her arms to her sides to give the man a full view of her small form.
You know me! We met and I told you about Sion and I ran into a tree and I-eep!
>Her rapid speech is suddenly cut off as the giant hulk of a man hoists her up to his eye level, her violet pools twinkling in mirth as she reaches forward and hugs the man's face.
Aww, I knew you didn't forget me! And yes I am, the other guy was extorting the town for money to keep them safe! Had to show him a little hammer diplomacy if you catch my drift, hehe!

>>5643930
>>5643948
Pretty much this

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>>5643949
I know, right?

It's turning Brexit into a negative that brings it back to neutral.

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>>5643781
Nghmf...God...damn...I wanna stop so you'll...ngh....calm down so I can get a good look at you but...you feel so goddamn good.
>Roman indeed has no intention of stopping any time soon. Well, maybe under particular circumstances. But either way, he continues to rail the girl in his arms while bouncing her up and down on his cock. He squeezes around her waist tighter and sinks his fingers into her leg with his other arm. The feeling of it all is amazing to him, though the view is certainly something...different. But it's only a slight distraction as he continues to pound Neo's cunt for all he's worth

>>5643919
I am on a Mission...
... Just kidding, I'm just bored out of my mind. Decided to come by and see if there's someone knew to meet. That's all.
>Arms crossed in front of his chest, he looked up and down at Palutena.
But what brings someone like YOU to a place like this? Now that's a better question!

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>>5643890
Nibbles is a terrible beast that obeys only his instincts which tell him to Eat. Sleep. Rape. Repeat.

>>5643934
No! Nibbles is a scary thing! Jiro was fierce! And Death is not cute! Taranza is cute though.

>>5643941
Still asking around, but I'm happy to see there's at least one taker.

>>5643938
>He dives into the changeroom next to her. He looks around for a peep hole into her room as he changes, more curious then surely impure. He seems to be humming something about Tenryuu being cute to counter her mumbling. He comes out in a black set of shorts with gold accents and a lack of shirt
You coming out any time soon or do you need help getting this to fit in places cutie?~

>>5643969
>raises a glass of warm lager

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>>5643875
>The young woman didn't notice the tightening of his pants, but she was pretty sure she knew what things she was doing to him and that she knew exactly how to care to.
I'm not busy at all. So if there is anything I can do to help, just let me know.
>She said with a bright smile on her lips.

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>>5643955
That shark is cuter, anon.

>>5643687
>His eyes twinkle in delight as he assumes a position in front of her, drinking in the trepidation on her face like the nectar from the gods. Another cool sensation rests itself onto Watashi's lips, belonging to the phantom's finger as he stares directly into her emerald irises.
Mmmm...nah. I don't wanna follow any formula.
>The frigid touch descends on her right cheek next, his fingertips gently tapping on the skin under her eye.
I just wanna watch you instead~

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>>5644008

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>>5643942
...w-what?
>the hype of the police officer is gone, and she's left fidgeting quietly as she looks down to her feet
How can I do that?

>>5643929
YESYOUHIHELLO-
>wait
Oh, you are not my commander. Sorry, very sorry, civilian!

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>>5643969
>not being for Brexit
Oh boy, I just love letting filthy Francís fishing in Irish and British waters, especially since we're already overfishing and we're all fucked if fish stocks drop too much here because we have the best continental shelf in the EU but nobody fucking cares because muh feefees.
/autism

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>>5643990
(How am I supposed to live up to the ERP Sloot stigma if I can't handle a couple tentacles?)

>>5643990
>Jiro was fierce
Jiro was cute. CUTE!

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>>5643920

Your mother! Bwahahahaha...
I'm kidding, I'm sure she's a lovely lady!

>She placed a finger on her lips, thinking.

Oh! I once tried suplexing a mountain! I failed miserably but it was damn fun!

>>5643900

How is this!?

>

>>5644033
N-no, it's me! Your commander!

>>5644003
Well I mean.. if you aren't busy.. I
>The anon places his hands on his belt, drawing your eyes to his hardening cock. His face was filled with embarrassment but he tried not to show it, wondering if you would accept his proposition

>>5643990
I wanted to cuddle with Jiro but he's not into boys.

>>5644053
>Eyes sparkle
Again! Again!

>>5644033
Well, can you lift up your skirt? That would be a start to help me with this problem.

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>>5643961
>The giant of a man launches into a cheerful chuckle, bringing the tiny warrior into a tight hug, clearly heedless of her armour
It is good to see you! And I am glad you brought that villain to justice!
>As ever, he is entirely earnest - a vibrant honesty coursing through his every word, the denunciations and compliments obviously heartfelt
Taking advantage of the weakness of others for your own gain? Despicable! And you resolved it! Well done!

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>>5644042
I thought you already did something with Carnage though?

>>5644043
Jiro is dead. DEAD! Nah, he isn't but I'm pretty sure I can't play him like I used to ever again.

>>5644074
None of my characters are for cuddles. Well, maybe Gabriel but he's an angsty little shithead.

>>5644027
>This.

>>5644053
You might just need to get way more swole for suplexing the entire mountain you were trapped under.

But then you'd ruin the awesome figure you got going on.

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>>5644021
Ha...huh..?
>Watashi pants, sucking in air to replace all that she lost from the effort of laughing against her will. The ghost's touch cools the sweat that's beaded on her face, and trickled down toward her jaw. Her eyes widen as she makes out a faint, generic outline, of an unmistakably average man. As his touch runs over her lips, she bristles, but they part. As he taps under her eye, she gasps...
>And the facade falls.
This is sexual harassment.
>A song with a flat tone, she speaks it loud and clear for anyone around to hear, though...
[Who here will really care? I doubt they'd do much else but watch.]
>...but she continues her deadpan pronouncement.
I'm going to pursue a lawsuit against you if you continue your perversions against me.

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>>5644096
(Carnage insists that Ashposter called dibs on Doomgal, so he doesn't muck around with her too much. All we do is banter.)

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>>5643991
>Tenryuu sheepishly steps out of the changing room wearing a lovely black rimmed, white two piece that showed off the ships lovely curves, and more importantly, cleavage for days!
Ye-Yeah, I'm coming out, don't rush meee!

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>>5643877
{A...health inspection?}
{I've never really done anything like that, but I can try.}

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>>5644070
>Her eyes would drop down to the Anon's crotch after he said something. Her eyes would rest on his crotch for a couple of seconds before bringing herself down onto her knees in-front of him.
If you wanted me to help with that, you could of just asked.

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>>5643484

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>>5643840
That was my stand!....my Night stand!
>>5644096
Nope, never touched

>>5644096
>tfw you will never have a bromance with Jiro.
Why even live?

>>5644128
Owain?

>>5644096
You're right about Gabriel but I was referring to the sergal.

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>>5643838
I think I can manage.

>>5643919
>the voluptuous bounce of Palutena's Palutitties has Neo salivating, never mind the curve to the rest of her body
>her knees shake and shiver as she stands, waggling a finger and motioning for the angel to lay down, and then spread her legs wide
>a steamy huff of breath slips between her sharp teeth as she waits for her meal to be laid out

>>5643982
>don't stop, don't ever stop, her body language all but screams as she bounces up and down on her boss' cock, nails sinking into him in an attempt to cling for dear life
>the colors do eventually settle, and the only thing left distorting is Neo's eyes, which are now pools of slowly changing color, akin to a lava lamp
>every pump into her gets a silent, toe-curling squeal, and the tightness of her pussy announces her incoming orgasm

>>5644148
(Mind if I save your reply and try and continue tommorow? I really am enjoying your Tenryuu and I hope you keep her around, the date is going lovely)

>>5644164
Both of them are shit.

>>5644174
Owain is Poppy and he's actually ERPing so leave him be.

>>5644149
Don't worry Mei, just let the doctor look you over!

Does LoL Jinx even play LoL Jinx anymore?

>>5643611
flannery is cute

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>>5644182
Call if ya need me

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>>5643484
Just leaving this here, I guess. Only lurking.

>>5644212
Don't know about the discord but here? No.

>>5644212
No, feel free to play her.

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>>5644090
>Poppy's happiness shows through a chorus of giggles and snorts that constantly emit from her mouth during the embrace. She pulls out of his grasp and lands on the ground with a small plum of dust as she reaches back for her hammer. Her face contorts for a moment as she remembers that man.
Yes, you wouldn't believe it! He was about to let a family get eaten by a timberwolf if they didn't toss him their jewelry.
>She puts her hands on her hips and pushes her chest out at the compliment.
Thank you Reinhardt! I'm sure a hero like you would have done the same thing.

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>>5643884
>Junko's eyes did not leave the Anon as she watched him strip, her arms crossed and her gaze intense. She noticed that he didn't seem to be lean or built at all, but what concerned her more was television performance. Especially with that his boxers could be hiding.
"Take those off too,"
>She motioned to his underwear, striding towards him as it seemed most of him passed the test.
"I want to see what you're packing there, too, hun."

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>>5644212
I fucking hope so
After all this time waiting I better not be cucked out of a neato session because of apathy

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>>5643937
You thought I was dead.
>she looks weathered to this kind of response, leaning back in her seat and motioning for the mountain of a man to join her in bittersweet respite
I do a good job at playing dead. Though I am not the only one, it seems.
>this seems to make her just as tired looking as Reinhardt, wanting nothing more than to curl up in his arms, but she keeps herself upright

>>5644239
This is why I hate the card bullshit.

>>5644203
>>5644164
Don't bully the Arslan

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>>5644192
(Oh yeah, sure. That's perfectly fine...an-and thanks.)
(This was a nice session, i bet the lewd'll be cite)

>>5643904
{I just realized "Seaport Hime" references a seaport--}
{How did I not noTICE THIS}
{I'll probably fix it next time this card is up thanks friend}

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>>5644102

Pffft, c'mon! A true warrior needs to aim for me!
One day I'll suplex that sonuvabitch and then, in true anime fashion, will become the strongest! Bwahahaha!

>>5644080

>Once again, Undyne flexes her amazing figure, only to rip her shirt open thanks to her muscles!
>Oh yes, she's crazy strong!

Whoops! There goes another top!
But who cares? Bwahahaha!

>>5644266
Dubs confirm a contender for the Cuck Championship.

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>>5643986
Just examining my subjects.
>She places her hands on her hips, assuming a triumphant post.
I am Lady Palutena, Goddess of Light.
>She smiles deviously at the man. The goddess has quite a few inches on him, and has to look down to meet his face.
And sometimes I like seeing what humans can be capable of.
>>5644182
>Her eyes sink into a more seductive look as she slowly lays down on the floor, calculating each motion to show off her curves perfectly. Soon, she's presenting herself exactly in the way Neo wants, legs spread far apart as her wetness glistens in the light. A hand beckons the petite girl towards her.
I admire your enthusiasm. Now claim your rewards.

>>5644302
Hey, Park anon here. Do you want to continue the date with Liz?

>>5644161
I'm sorry.. never really have asked before..
>The anon barely finished his sentence before undoing his belt for the woman knelt before him, his cock aching to be released from the tight confines of his jeans

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>>5643948
>>5643962
(I would, but no one plays her, and I'm a bit overwhelmed for tonight)
(If someone wants to bring her in tomorrow, I'd be glad to)

post yfw mecha was blown the fuck out by someone actually playing tenryuu well

>>5644304
>Throws his shirt off to match his idol and flexes as well
How's this?!

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>>5644311
>implying I'm not the most alpha motherfucker around

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>>5643894
"Look at you, you're being even more of a geek."
>She grinned at him and squeezed his hand. She was definitely not letting go of it.
"If it doesn't mean anything, why is your face as red as a tomato?"

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>>5644167

T-That was rude!
You are rude!
I'm leaving! Love is over! I'm taking the toaster and the children!

>>5644304
It'd be nice to get as strong as you, but I'm not a monster, unfortunately.

You'd probably break my pelvis if you- Ahem, well, that's an assumption.

>>5644316
Hey there. Are you too busy to take another anon, Well the anon from last night. We can see how this work out.

>>5644351
He'd be loved if he just played Rory more

>>5644373
Bolin, you're 12 years old. You shouldn't even be here.

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>>5644351
(But anon-kun, I'm M E D I O C R E, and don't bully Mecha, he a gopd boy who din du nuffin.)

>>5644399
>yfw old Tsuyu has joined hg

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>>5644386
THAT TOASTER LOVES ME MORE THEN YOU!

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>>5644208
"Well alright then!"
>Mei grinned at them, sitting patiently to see what they needed to do.

>>5644373
Cuck-a-doodle-do!
Jiro's title belt will look good on you!

>>5644418
don't defend that shitter

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[I can be a box like Asuka.]

>>5644433
Mei <3

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>>5644182
>Roman knows he's at the edge and he doesn't feel patient enough right now to wait for it. Besides, he can tell that if he slows down, Neo may very well kill him. So he continues to pound away at Neo's pussy, slamming himself into her at incredible speeds and with as much force as he can muster, the tip of his dick kissing her womb again and again and again
Neo, get...ready for it...ngh...gh'...Cumming!
>Roman's hips buck a few more times before he slams hard against Neo and starts pumping ropes of cum directly into her tiny cunt. Throes of pleasure wash over him like waves crashing on the shore as he empties himself inside of her

>>5644264
Jeez...F-Fine.
>Anon bit his lip while he hooked his thumbs under the waistband of his briefs, the freckles on his face disappearing with the oncoming blush. Like trying to rip off a bandage, he yanked the garments downwards, letting them fall to the ground, sitting around his ankles.
>The anon hid his face behind his palms, embarrassed of his apparent nudity. However, he didn't have a reason to, as his lacking body more than made up for the size of his member. While it wasn't anything jaw-dropping, it was still a milestone in the Anon's strong genetics.
P-Please don't make any comments...

>>5644128
>There's no reply at first. A turgid silence settles over the area like mist in the early morning, almost leaving the impression that the ghost has vacated the premise under Watashi's bold declarations.
>No wait, there's still an audible guffawing hanging around. He's thrown his head back and had himself a nice hearty laugh the whole time.
Whew...that was pretty funny.
>The ghost, removing his finger from her lips to wipe the tears out of his eyes, leers at the pink-haired girl and presses his forehead against hers.
A lawsuit, against a ghost? You some kind of nutjob?
>The heat of his breath, the only thing about him that has any measure of warmth, tickles at her face.
What are you gonna take from me? My life? Kekekeke.

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>>5644392
(The anon with Ruby? Yeah, we can finish that session. You know where we left off?)

>>5644351
>Slaps Anon.
You stop that, take this (You) and begone. We've had enough shit in these threads lately.

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>>5644324
{yES SIR}
{I remember them going to the park but I don't remember anything after}

>>5644422
>Those parenthesees in the filename
>Old Tsuyu was actually shitposting Owain

>>5644422
Good riddance

>>5644422
Thats their problem now.

>>5644341
There's a Witch now, actually.

>>5644465
>points and laughs

>>5644422
Jiro played in HG a couple times, that doesn't mean he's going over there either.

>>5644316
What we're capable of? Uh... W-Well, uh, we're capable of many things! Like... Ever played videogames? Yeah, we invented it!
>Obviously, she was quite nervous before Palutena. The man took a single step back, a faint blush appearing on his cheeks as he looked at those heavenly eyes.
U-Unless you're talking of something physical. Which in that case I might be able to help... Heh.

>>5644239
that's an adorable line-up

>>5644476
>Owain shitposting reached a fever pitch after he played Tsuyu
Old!Tsuyu is out for blood

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>>5644406
I'm alpha for my age. Today I walked around the school wearing a fucking fedora with a sock sewn into it, and rocked it because of the confidence of not caring about normalfags. Once you reach a certain level of robotics you ascend to a robot Chad of sorts.
>>5644438
Jiro seems nice. He's had a hard time, poor lad. I'm not a cuckold though. I was rather beta around my gf, sure, but not now. The chains are broken, and now I can happily show my gf a gay as fuck anime image and not give a damn because fuck the opinions of normalfags.

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>>5644061
Oh.
>...
HELLO COMMANDER ANON YOU ARE LOOKING VERY HANDSOME TODAY
>the glint in her eyes shows that her level of excitement could probably fuel a rocketship

>>5644088
...
>without saying a word, she embarrassedly lifts her skirt, the dark pantyhose underneath now visible for the world to see
>those legs look strong enough to crush a man's skull, but they're currently trembling from her nervousness

>>5644464
(Actually the anon with Courtney heh..Sorry about that.)

>>5644433
>The doctor took out a clipboard containing Mei's information
Well Mei, your recent thawing from your icy prison certainly needs someone like me to check your body for any problems.
>He turns his head to her
So please, remove your upper clothing and allow me to inspect you!

>>5644476
I called it.

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>>5644332
>Serena would peer up to him for a bit before returning her attention to his crotch. As she did, her hands would undo his pants while tugging them down along with whatever underwear he wore underneath. Once she tugged down his underwear enough, she would move one of her hands to grab onto the base of his cock only to bring his head up to her lips only to give it a quick kiss.

>>5644529
H-handsome? You really think so?

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>>5644456
>And now the important thing was out: his cock. Her eyes were trailing up and down the length, and when she looked up at him, she spotted his blush so strong even his freckles were gone. He seemed very nervous and anxious about being in a position like this, and she clicked her tongue in minor dislike at this.
"You're not used to being exposed like this, but yet you want to be an actor?"
>Her fingers reached out to trail their nails along his member. She wondered how he reacted to touch, too.
"How much can you get out of this cock of yours?"

>>5644378
>He weakly tries to pull his hand away from her grip. Not that he could break free anyway, but he wasn't putting much effort into struggling. And he's shuffling his feet little by little so he can press himself against her body some more
Because it's embarrassing when someone sorts through my dreams and fantasies!
>He immediately looks away when he just incriminates himself more.

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>>5644447
Think what you will, but I aint starting this.
Now if you excuse me, I have a boat cutie to play.

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>>5644457
[Have I broken him? There's no such things as ghosts, and they wouldn't breathe even if there were.]
Oh no!
>She smiles, and moves for a short bow. Their proximity, though, forces her forehead to grind in against his. Just a little, her eyelids open, and she meets his gaze. There's an outline, a faint mist in her perception, but the anon's averageness just prevents him from standing out. That must be the cause of his invisibility and specter-like demeanor.
I completely miscalculated. My mistake, I assure you!
>Again, she bows, which clunks her head in against the "phantom's". Watashi 'wahs' a little after the impact, stumbles back, and then adopts a grin, juxtaposing her next declaration.
I shall have to disembowel myself for my foolishness.
>Her hand drops to her knife, stuck in her pocket, and she pulls it out. The arc swings wide, almost as if she's aiming for the 'ghost' rather than her own abdomen.

>>5644521
>Tsuyu was probably samefag shitposting Owain
>Tfw you thought Tsuyu was decent at one point

>>5644566
>The anon returns the kiss with surprising passion, entranced already by your sensual motions. You can feel the base of his cock throb in your hand, eager for attention.

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>>5644263
>He nods jovially along with her tale, gasping in disgust at the thought of a suffering family being extorted out of their heirlooms
>He adopts a similarly heroic pose, back straightening and chest jutting pridefully as she confides her faith in his good-nature
Of course! Why, I could tell you a tale of something very similar that I encountered...
>His eyes mist over with distant recollection, and his smile causes his beard to twitch upwards
>He casts a look around and sags into a chair, patting his lap invitingly as he invites the Yordle to storytime
... a brood of cruel drakes and the greed in their hearts!

>>5644272
>He nods wordlessly as she completes his sentence, and seems to completely disregard her barb about his exhaustion
>In fact, it seems to have dropped away the moment he laid eyes upon her
>Whether he's overjoyed to see her or just putting on a brave face for an old love it's hard to tell
>But put in its simplest terms, as soon as he truly grasped the fact of her presence, all the years have fallen away like the leaves in autumn
>His fevered imagination running away with him, he sees the Ana of his memories
>The beautiful young captain, the expert sniper - the woman who always had everybody's back
>He brushes off her invitation to join her in her respite, gathering her up in a one-armed hug - and when he speaks, his voice is choked with emotion, an old pet-name rising easily to his lips
You are as lovely as ever, habibti.

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>>5644589
Greetings

>>5644566
>short-haired Serena
Eww...

>>5644472
>>5623570
>He smiles and nods to her before taking her hand, his thumb rubbing against the back of her hand before leading her to the location. As they reach to the park, it was mostly isolated, only the couple were the ones there. Well it was pretty late for sure.
Mmm..I thought there would be more people...so tell me Liz, want something to drink or eat? I could get you some...probably there is something open.

(I think this was my last reply.)

>>5644593
I want Tsuyu to leave completely

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>>5644359

....

>Undyne raised a single eyebrow, taking note of Anon's muscles, unsure if he was fit to cal those "muscles".
>A toothy grin formed on her lips, scoffing.

Do you call those muscles, runt? Really?
Bwahaha! What a loser!

>>5644391

I'd break your pelvis if what? Uh? Don't beat around the bush, you idiot. Spit it out!
Or else...

>The Fish Girl raised a single arm upwards and with a flash of blue light, a lance materialized on her palm, spinning it around her head a couple of times before pointing the dangerous-looking weapon at the man.

... You're not going to like what comes next!

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Annyeong!

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Y'All into some strange shit, guys 'n gals.

>>5644621
>He drops to his knees, heartbroken

>>5644629
I want to racemix with DVa

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>>5644630
Don't look at me

>>5644629
Dat ass.
>Nervoussweating.png

>>5644621
>The male did take a step back at the lance pointed business-end towards his chest, swallowing once.
F-fine, if that's the way you want it...!
...If I was going to fuck the hot fish lady, you'd probably grind my hips into dust!

>>5644630
Oh? And do you think a cowgirl like yourself is what all horny men should blow their load to? Because I'm open to that option

>>5644572
>The anon shuddered at the sharpness of Junko's fingers grazing his shaft, causing him to jump in his boots (if he were wearing any).
I-It's not that I'm nervous about being exposed, Miss, it's just that....You're very intimidating, y-you know?
>He gained a smidge of his courage back and dared to look back into the eyes of the woman standing before him, trying to remain as gallant as possible.
How much can I get out...? I-I mean, it's not like I measure, or anything...
>The anon's member lightly twitched--almost craving the intimate touch of Junko's fingers.
C-Can't we do this in a more...private place?

>>5644629
Ann Hiro

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>>5644630
In my defense I'm a strange person

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>>5644545
>That made sense. She spent so much time in the cold and never thought about what it could do to her. A part of her always assumed she was invincible to it. Seemed like that was not always the case.
>She undid her coat, letting it fall over her shoulders and down onto the ground with a soft poof noise. She then worked off her pants, letting them tumble along with her boots.
>Now she was only in two things: her short top, and panties, respectively.

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>>5644606
>Poppy bounds over to him like a kid at a candy store, skipping that causes her chain mail to jingle and her small yordle body to jiggle. She has a bit of trouble climbing into the seat and waves off Reinhardt's attempts to help before settling in his lap.
>She leans back and stares up at the man, blinkly slowly as she waits for him to speak, practically shaking in excitement.
Oh boy! Thieves being brought to justice, I used to love hearing stories like that in Bandle City.
>Poppy's face radiates childish glee as she snuggles deeper into the man's lap.
So what happened?

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>>5644610
(Guessing you like long haired Serena better? )

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>>5644513
>The goddess placed both hands on his cheeks, finding his nervousness adorable.
No, let's find out more about video games.
>She giggles at her teasing, moving one hand down to his chest.
Actually, I think physical is the best approach. Do you think you can handle such a task?
>>5644537
(Oh, right. If you want to continue that we can.)
>>5644629
(Her face in that pic creeps me out more than it should.)

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>>5644669
Ne? You alright there?
>>5644647
Racemix? Y-yah, that's...
>>5644694
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

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>>5644630
Ah've seen some fucked up shite in my day, I've got all the reason in tha world to be strange.

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>>5644316
>there isn't a second of the aforementioned display that doesn't have her teeth chattering in her jaw, growing more and more like a hungry predator as Palutena's legs open invitingly
...
>suppressing the urge to dive onto her and start tearing in, Neo slowly strides over and drops to her knees, nestling between those thighs and peppering them with little kisses as she slinks closer and closer to that slick bundle of nerves
>when she does make contact with the angel's pussy, she gives it one long, slow lick before taking hold of Palutena's legs and burying her face inside, head shaking from side to side as she licks

>>5644451
>a dazed noise comes from Neo as she hits her own peak, the warm ropes splashing up inside sending her over the edge
>the loud slaps between them get a bit sloppier-sounding, the combination of their messes starting to drip down their thighs
>she rides out the orgasm by rocking with his thrusts, exhausted from being worked like a ragdoll but feeling on top of the world for it

>>5644717
Jesus christ my cock

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>>5644584
>She noticed him getting closer to her, and a smirk lined her face, but she didn't say anything.
>She wanted to see how brave he could get without her noticing.
"Embarrassing? You should always follow your dreams, Anon."

>>5644717
Yep R-a-c-e-m-i-x
I wanna pin your small, slender body in a mating press and unload my sperm straight into your womb.

Ever thought about being a mom? Cause you've certainly got the body to make some good kids.

>>5644711
....!
>Swallowing some saliva, his face turned crimson upon feeling her hands cup his cheeks. He was a mere mortal, someone who was painfully average... And there she was, flirting with him and using her charms to seduce him.
>Needless to say, she was successful as he was quickly enthralled by her beauty.
I... I'm sure I can!

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>>5644614
>She sat down in the soft grass of the park, her fingers still laced gently around his own. Her dress spread around her on the ground, and she smiled at him.
"I've already ate dinner, but you can get yourself something if you need some!"
>Her eyes looked up to the stars, and she seemed more interested in them. They were one of her favorite things about the night.

>>5644764
Owain fuck off

>>5644707
Yes. I usually don't mind short hair but her's just looks fucked up like she lost a bet.

>>5644776
Fuck off Tsuyu

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>>5644660
>Covers eyes in the most American way.

>>5644682
Now that there might as well be the LAW 'round 'ere. 'As a matter o' fact, I here should be 'arresting y'all for the illegal transportation of /a/'s goodies.

>>5644696
You be a red one, good sir.

>>5644722
That's a mighty fine excuse if I do say so, lil' lady. Mighty excuse like them mighty muscles, I reckon.

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>>5644735
Naneun meolla... (I don't know...) Is something wrong?
>>5644764
Heol! I-I'm too young for that, byuntae! (Pervert!)

>>5644776
A white person and a korean is still race mixing anon.

>>5644801
I just had the insatiable urge to slide my cock into your ass.

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>>5644726
>Roman continues to carry Neo in his arms as the last few droplets of cum dribble from his cock and into the small girl. He slowly raises Neo off of him, his dick sliding and flopping out with a rather wet sound before he drops onto his ass, cradling Neo in his arms
Jeez, Neo...we gotta do this more often. Maybe with my hands free to do other stuff next time.

>>5644700
>The doctor kneeled down in front of Mei and poked her belly with the eraser end of his pencil, watching the plump flesh get pushed in

Hmm...has your weight been like this before you were frozen?

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>>5644800
I meant I am not part of this

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>>5644800
That's racist
>>5644711
What are you talking abo-
>Full Viewed that image
JESUS!

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>>5644790
(I prefer long haired Serena but some of the short haired stuff looks really nice. )

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>>5644687
>Intimidating? Now that was a word she hadn't heard someone say about her in a while, and the grin on her face showed that she seemed to like the idea of being intimidating.
"Hmmm... I much like doing this here. Why don't we see how much we can get out of it ourselves?"
>Almost immediately, her fingers curled snugly around his cock, feeling it twitch against his wishes.
>She slid her fingers along each inch, her predatory eyes locking onto his own as she kept that wide, merciless grin on her face.

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>>5644701
>He wraps a large arm around the tiny warrior, smiling indulgently down at her small form as she practically curls up in his lap
>With his other arm, he makes sweeping gestures to illustrate his story, emphasising parts with a wave or a dramatic flex
.... well! My travels once took me past a town that had fallen on hard times.
The people there - they had little food, little water. Close to destitute!
>He sighs at that bitter memory, shaking his head
We almost didn't stop there. We almost passed it by - but we were low on supplies, and needed to make a stop.
It was good we did, for walking past the mayor's office, what should we see threatening him...
... but dragons!
>He throws his arms wide at the dramatic reveal

>>5644717
(Y-yeah, i'm fine...)

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>>5644800
I listened on as me Marine buddies were slaughtered by demons, unable to do anything.
Ah've fought back the hordes of Hell on multiple occasions.
Ah've been burned, sliced, impaled, bitten, and sodomized by pretty much everythin' in Hell. Yer fockin' right I've got a reason fer bein' strange.

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>>5644726
>Palutena watched in anticipation as Neo's face worked its way to her crotch.
Hah~
>She gasped as the tongue finally connected with her wetness, and continued breathing heavily and moaning as Neo furiously lapped away at her. Her thighs began moving together, locking the girl's head in place so she doesn't stop.
You're clearly *ah* experienced!
>>5644771
>She rests an arm over his shoulders, smiling at his reply.
That's just the answer I was looking for.
>Her eyes trail down his body, stopping when they reach his crotch, examining to see if her touch was affecting him down there. Her other hand moved across his face, a finger gliding along his skin as her eyes don't leave his bulge.

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>>5644850
(WHO'S TALKIN' SHIT?!)

>>5644801
Oh come now, you're at the perfect age for bearing children, your young body is as ripe as fruit.

But enough of my erotic fantasies that I wish to live, how are you doing today DVa?

>>5644850
This one is actually nice.

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>>5644852
Ah, good! I was worried for a moment, oppa!
>>5644821
Omo! That's so blunt, oppa..You /are/ a pervert!

>>5644866
>And sodomized
But if you're still alive, how were you sodomized?

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>>5644830
>She put a finger to her lips, trying to think about if she had been like this or not. She could not remember.
"Well...my suit hasn't gotten any tighter, so I assume I haven't changed much, doctor."

>>5644711
(Oh then I guess that is good! Mind if you post some kind of starter?)

Purge all the cancer.

Give me 24

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>>5644629
Alssalam walmahabb~

>>5644606
>being pulled into Reinhardt dispels any facade of togetherness she'd been holding, peeling away to reveal a mess of glee, sadness, nostalgia, and perhaps something else
>her arms wrap around him entirely, and she buries her face into his chest, trying not to mind the ticklishness of his beard from above
You're looking quite well. This life must agree with you.
>she laughs in a clear attempt to bite back tears, but manages to look up at her old teammate, the eternal pillar of support even in Gabriel's darkness and Jack's bleakness, and gives him a smile lined with age but not at all lacking in feeling
What brings you here, old man? Out looking for company?

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>>5644646

Bwahahaha!
Look Anon, cheer up!

>Undyne approached the pathetic piece of meat and nudged his shoulder with her boot, trying to get his attention.
>While she didn't trust humans, she wasn't exactly hostile to most of them and she wanted to help those who were weak.

How about I train you?

>>5644670

You want to... Fuck me? Really?

>The lance vanished, turning into water and Undyne scoffed in amusement to his words. While she was no stranger to requests like that, Undyne was surprised that she was pretty popular with the denizens of the surface. In a way, it flattered her.

Kukuku~
Well, you got that right!