ERP Thread Return of the Comf Edition Previous: >>5635805

>>5640355
Post lewder OPs you vanilla bastard

>>5640355
Needs more comf

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>>5640360
But I didn't tho. He came on to me and I just attempted it.
You guys should know I'd fuck anything that wants it.

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>>5640319
(Oh shit,
>Takes cover)
>>5640329
(Well it isn't that bad. It could have been a lot worse.)

(Also should i reveal who it is that'll be taking the reins to avoid further shitposting or would that be a bad idea?)

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Nth for sleep.

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>>5640340
Aww...was worth try. So how are you mercenary?

>>5640388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_mjoONgKMI

>>5640394
It's a good idea if you're popular. A bad idea if you're not.

>>5640394
Just fucking say it.

>>5640388
Fuck me

>>5640394
You're Lore.

>>5640410
This guy has been paying attention to community dynamics.

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>>5640355
>>5640386
>comf

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>>5640394
Pretty much what >>5640410
said

>>5640409
Mark, the fuck outta here. You're 50. Fuck man.

>>5640426
My place or yours.

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>>5640410
Well i'm not what people actually think of me honestly.
>>5640425
Yes yes.
>>5640434
I'm not Lore.

>>5640394
I don't think it really matters who has picked them up as it appears most sensible people have realized you are not Paul/the former LD.

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>>5640405
>it's been too long since she got some sugar
>she fluffs up Roman's coat before nodding

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>>5640347 (Neo)
...That's what you do when I'm not around!?
>>5640409
Oh shi-!

>>5640443
My place is a shithole

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I AM SPACE CORE!
THE BEST AT SPACE!
Some female human told me that so it has to be true.

>>5640443
>telling Undertaker to fuck off
...Well, okay, I can't argue with you. Shit, he gets gassed like three minutes into every match.

>>5640438
It's a shame, because a lot of the popular avatars are decent people who wouldn't ask for that kind of unequal treatment. A lot, mind you, not all.

>>5640452
Hi Lore

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>>5640408
<Essay to write due v soon, writing it at 11 at night because fuck the law and such>

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>>5640289
You're asking a woman to tease you?
Just what sort of trash does that?
Are you hoping I'd put you in a headlock with my legs and butt?

>>5640296
As gentle as I like? Perhaps you can help me. I'd rather enjoy witnessing the effects of some underling subjecting themselves to wiring themselves up on every electrical appliance I can find. It's for research~

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>>5640443
>Tombstones the fuck out of you

>>5640488
Yeah that'd be cool

Hey /erp/. What was the last game you played?

>>5640486
Bolin a cute!

>>5640510
XCom 2.

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>>5640457
>Roman chuckles a bit, letting the little ice cream imp back on her feet
>if she wants down, at least
Well now I'm at an impasse. If I deny you for long enough, I get the good stuff. But I have to deny you to do that. You see what you put me through?
>He's teasing, of course

>>5640470
Please understand what thread this is

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>>5640290 (Carnage)
>Once he coils around her and pulls her limbs up, she climaxes once again, now growing weak and limp as her body twitches and her walls convulse.
Mmm! Mph!
>She squirms in Carnage's tendrils as they still refuse to let up.

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>>5640443
Like i said, i have no clue what people think about me.

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>>5640465
So is mine. Wanna just fuck here on the ground? Take your pants off already.

>>5640472
Poor guy. I hope him and Shane was his last match.

>>5640495
>Sells like death
>Questions how good it would be if this was used in a sex position

>>5640510
Bloodborne. it was okay.

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>>5640510
I've been bouncing between Darkest Dungeon, Doom and Overwatch. I think I turned on DD last night, so that.

>>5640510
Grim Dawn.

>>5640510
King of Fighters XIV

>>5640537
Why do you play every character as a boring turboslut

>>5640340(qt mukuro-sama)
I love you.

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>>5640536
You're okay. Under the radar I'd think. Just, work on the lower case I's would you?

>>5640537
>Removes pants

>>5640537
It's not, he's stated as such. I hope his next 'Mania is his last, though. Gotta get that 'Taker vs. Cena someday

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>>5640505
You say that now, but you'd regret your decision once the novelty of having your face used as a chair wears off.

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>>5640495
>>5640488
>>5640457
>enjoys watching this too much
M-more violence please..

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>>5640143
Oh pleaase...My, you're starting sound more and more desirable...either that or maybe the wine is getting to my head and I'm going a bit craaazy~
>She takes a little sip of her newly filled glass. She lets out a soft little laugh as he asks the question.
Precisely what it says on the tin, I want to blow off some steam and relax.

>>5640185
Haa...bit to late for apologie-
>Parasoul is cut off by the flood gates getting trashed and all the sticky white stuff gushes out inside. Parasoul lets out a couple harsh moans as,the cum fills her... she's wriggling and twitching, obvisouly not used to the feeling.
Go-Good loooord! Haaa....Ha....wa-warm...no-now my belly feels warm...

>>5640510
(SMTIV Apocalypse/Final)
(I SURE DO LIKE FIGHTING MERKDERKABAH AND LUCIFER BACK TO FUCKING BACK WITH NO BREAKS!)

>>5640547
Why do you keep coming back?

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>>5640535
Still with me?
>The tendril in her mouth pulls out
>>5640380 (Anon)
Yes, the Docs fall on him and he tares his quads

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>>5640510
Borderlands 2.
>>5640512
I would protest, but the Streisand effect exists, so I will just lie down and accept my fate.
>>5640536
You are an ok goy who has made mistakes, such as:
>Everything about Sophisto
>defending me on early /trash/ HG

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>>5640459
And porn.

>>5640531
>the 'don't make me peg you' look is one of universal understanding
>taking his hand, she plops it onto her head, waiting for the pats to come

>>5640510
(Super Metroid)

>>5640587
>violence, you say?

>>5640584
I already regret all of my decisions though

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>>5640510
Okami
In face I might just go play it now...unless...
>>5640547
Can I fight the skeleton now?

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What happened to just enjoying what you like and ignoring whatever would trigger you?

>>5640510
CoD WaW

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>>5640597
>Her powerful panting can be heard at full volume when he removes the tendril.
I'm okay. I'm alright.
>She suddenly pulls her arms out of the binds once again, moving them to his face and holding him by the cheeks.
Thank you. It was amazing.
>Only then does she notice there's still tendrils in both her lower holes, a blush forming on her face once again.
Unless you're not done.

>>5640587
I dropped my 5-0 match in T2 the other day and didn't repeat, please console me

>>5640589
I think its a bit of both, I am more desirable AND you are getting more drunk. My question was more along the lines of what did you intend to do to blow off steam Lady Parasoul?~
>And with that there was a ding. He finishes his glass of wine and leaves to take out the chicken. The skin was golden brown and it seemed the herbs and spices mixed well as the scent was delicious. He took out a few plates and utensils to cut it before looking over to her
Do you want to help me prepare to serve it?

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>>5640609
>Neo is given ALL the pats as Roman visibly winces from that look
Okay, okay, enough said.

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>>5640595
Because I like the people here

>>5640622
>>5640622
But I'm sick!

>>5640615
same

>>5640637
Anons started pushing out anything that wasn't a generic anime slut with vanilla sex. So all fun was ruined for kinky users

>>5640648
Palutena is far, far too lewd looking to be a Goddess

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>>5640563
That's what most people want. I try to shy away from the "GIB BENIS PLS" while playing Tats and Harley, but, like. The point of ERP is to fuck. So, you gotta get to that point.

>>5640567
>Tossing your pants to aside she tackles you to the cold hard ground, knocking you loopy for a second. When you come to you feel a moist rubbing up and down your crotch. The soft squish of wet flesh hitting flesh. Soon realizing it's the lustful magician hanging over you, rubbing her soaked panties on your bulge.
Come ooooon. Take out your cock already!

>>5640578
FUCK. I don't want Cena and Taker. Unless it makes Cena Heel. I don't trust Vinny to do that.

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>>5640268
Ha...as if. I'll totally leave on the streets without mercy...Yo-You better be enjoying this, cause this is the last time you'll ever get this treatment...
>The cheek cupping and gentle loving smiles were not doing wonders for her, as her face is bright red.

>>5640675
Cheer up, emokid.

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>>5640510
I tried to replay Bastion it was pretty good.
>>5640566
What? I though it was grammatically correct since there is no period before the i's
>>5640604
It was fun back then honestly even though i couldn't see the cringe behind it. Also i do remember defending you but i remember about what. But you're okay in my book because you're not acting like a child.

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>>5640648
Yeah I'm good
>He pulls both out at the same time in one quick move
>>5640609
....Okay that's fine, say that lady eyeing you?

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>>5640355
Hey guys I....
fuck

>>5640510
Haydee demo.

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>>5640637
When they just come here to feel good and their lust is killed by a disagreeing opinion
>>5640510
Nuclear Throne

>>5640684
Let's be honest, though, as much as Cena is vanilla as fuck, the guy's the hardest working son of a bitch in the industry and he actually puts on rad as fuck matches. Cena vs. Styles was five star and you can't convince me otherwise.

>>5640510
Shogun 2

>>5640701
The full game is out

>>5640637
>>5640677
samefag check
kys lore

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>>5640667
Fine. I'll just come fight you when you're not sick! I don't need a handicap to beat some bones.

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>>5640564
>slices your fucking jugular with a katana folded 69000 times
>dumps your body in a lake
...heh
>>5640689
Somebody told me to fuck off, you got mad because I'm just a kid and such, it kind of turned into a shitstorm where I accidentally told Hoshi to stop posting.

>>5640510
3DS : Chrono Trigger
PC: WoW
Wii U: Mario Kart 8
Real Life: Football, or soccer if you are an Amerilard.

>>5640726
Can I cum inside you yet bb

>>5640689
I, when used to indicate the self, is always capitalized.

>>5640687
Mhmm I am enjoying it a lot, your body is soft and welcoming and its all warm from your blushing
>He teases her as his fingers trail to run through her hair under her head piece. He seems to get an idea shortly after
Can we kiss?

>>5640589
Ah... That was.... That was great...
Hopefully.... I will give you an heir, Parasoul...

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>>5640693
>Once he removes the tendrils, she breaks away and gets back to her feet. She pulls her dress back up and slides the ones stocking back onto her leg.
Thank you. I don't know how much more I could take.
>She could've kept going for hours.
I hope you enjoyed it as well.
>>5640682
(Goddesses can be lewd too.)

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>>5640609
>sadist AND masochist. Its quite the vicious cycle
>>5640651
So you failed our little bet anon?
>she pins the poor guy to the ground, pouting
Never wise to make a deal with a devil y'know~

>>5640722
I'm aware.
Just waiting to see if some money comes through so I can give Ivan some change for vodka in exchange for making hot cyborgs.

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>>5640726
>Wanna fight?

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>>5640510
Well, I am currently playing Payday: The Heist
fucking love this game

>>5640688
in the face of those dubs, i guess i gotta cheer up now

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>>5640689
... A-are you kidding? I honestly can't tell. Is English not your first language? I'm not trying to meme here I'm honest to goodness asking.

>>5640717
Yeah. it was. But are you really going to look at me and say it was because of Cena? Really? He's a hard worker sure. But he buried more young talents than Big Show.

>>5640720
>Shogun 2

Hooo Boy. I do love spamming Yari/Bow Ashigaru as the Oda clan and still winning because AI is fucking stupid.

>>5640731
>bolin
Boner killed.

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>>5640752
This is why I am a Christian. My God is pure

>>5640587
>>5640757
Now THIS is generic anime garbage.

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>>5640752
Yeah I'm good, could have gone longer truth be told
>>5640700
WHO IS THAT UNKNOWN!?

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>>5640731
Whatever, those times are over now.
>>5640742
Well I suppose I should start doing so then.
>>5640768
English is not my first language. I'm danish.

>>5640757
I'm not so sure it was a "bet" as much as a "thing that you said." I mean, let's be real, I'm still averaging 4 wins a run and I just started playing Friday.
>He continues to ramble on despite being pinned down.
Besides, I just want to build a meta deck, but it still seems pretty far away. I'm tempted to buy some packs.

>>5640684
>The point of erp is to fuck
Yes. That doesn't mean you should be doing the exact same shit every time. You and Iowa are two of the biggest reasons that anons shit on anyone who isn't a massive slut anime girl

>>5640793
Your god doesn't exist.

>>5640768
Styles -> Cena. Him being signed to the WWE is one of the few good things they did.

ALSO NAKAMURA TO MAIN ROSTER FUCKING WHEN

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>>5640752
>hubba HUBBA
>Neo watches the goddess pick herself up, lips wet as she salivates

>>5640757
>Neo pops her collar out, waggling her eyebrows at the mysterious woman with a penchant for masochism
>hell-ooo there

>>5640663
>good boy
>she nuzzles into his hands with a near intoxicated look, almost wishing for a collar around her neck

>>5640731
Hoshi should stop posting though

>>5640752
I suppose I can't expect anything else from a sorta greek Goddess

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>>5640797
You ain't ready for this yet!

>>5640488
That...That sounds very...Very painful...I'd rather not...

>>5640839
>smacks ass

>>5640768
It takes two at the very least to make a five star match. And yes, Cena has been used to keep from putting people over. When he beat Owens at their rubber match, I almost pulled my hair out. But that's Vinny's decision, not Big Match John's. Do I think Styles is a better performer than Cena? My god, yes. But Styles against, let's say...Epico would not have been nearly as good. Similarly, Cena vs. Primo would be much the same. So yes, Cena has his flaws and Vince has been using him as a handpuppet on more than one occasion but I really can't bring myself to hate Cena.
I don't want Cena vs. 'Taker either, for the record, but Vince is gonna do it.

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>>5640782
>depriving yourself of Mukuro's tight e-pussy because of me
Gay.
>>5640798
True, and I think we're both glad of it.
>>5640829
Kek, I suppose so.

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>>5640842
I'm ready no- wait a sec....are those bow ties made out of your skin!?
>>5640826
Do iiiiiiiiiiit Neo!

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>>5640797
Well, all good things must come to an end.
>She pulls his head in, kissing him on the cheek.
>>5640793
Your god is kind of a dick. At least I never flooded the whole earth because I thought humans were being mean.
>>5640826
>Palutena catches the girl eyeing her and winks back.

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>>5640741
>>5640763
Maybe later. (Going to game for now.)

-------

(Evens for Okami and odds for Final fantasy 3. Dubs first reply decides which of those two and trips I play a different PS2 game then Okami. )

>>5640873
Do you purposely use Adachi's ship and Littlefinger's waifu in ERP to try and piss them off?

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{ /casually waits for sis ava player to finish their essay so she can go back to blackmailing the shit out of them}
{Is also going to poke carnage}
>>5640874
"Oh, aren't you a d o r a b l e! Did you use pigs blood to make your outfit?"

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>>5640879
It was for a good reason. Plus he won't do it again. Plus I befriended Jesus Christ next door while ago

>>5640768
>>5640871

>Watching RAW last night
>Roman Reigns

''Eh whatever, he's hopefully not going to be sh -''

>Muh bloodlines

>Closed the stream and went to bed

>>5640921
>kissu