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ERP Thread : /d/-day beach edition Old shit: >>5630724

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ERP Thread : /d/-day beach edition

Old shit: >>5630724
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first for I want to fuck Mikan Tsumiki and Komaru Naegi in a good old fashioned threesom
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Nth for sleep.
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>>5635805
Now THIS I can fap to.
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>>5635734 (Parasoul)
How about some simple chicken with assorted vegetables? I apologize for my mis pronunciation lady Parasoul
>He bows and backs towards the kitchen. He shuffles around until he finds a chicken he could cook in a timely manner and motions her to come over and pick out her preferred vegetables. It had been a while since he got to enjoy a dinner in this place and he was looking forward to eating with a beautiful woman for the first time in.... come to think of it the most he had done was exchange coffee with someone.
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Ooh, not bad.
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>>5635647
The heck're you talking about? I was doing something important...Like really important, to-totally not just wasting my time playing with darts..

>>5635655
Well then send me back, dipshit. Maybe you'll get your rotten strawberry this time.
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>>5635805
>tfw no erp session involving giant kaiju that need to be fucked by giant robots
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>>5635828
>Mikan
I puked.
She is hot but still, wewlad.
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>>5635856
I meant shouldn't but was to distracted by seeing you to properly find the words. I dont want you to leave, I want you to stay... I'm sure you could think of something to do here
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>>5635805
That gosh 'darn /d/ 'sat it again!
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>>5635867
That's a neat idea.
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>>5635868
Bolin ia cute.
C U T E
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>>5635856
I don't like strawberry's. I'm in the mood for cherry's now.
But knowing you, someone already plucked your cherry ages ago. Both of them.
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>>5635867
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>>5635881
I like that or avas needing to grow giant and offer themselves up to the male kaiju.
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>>5635884
Who are you
Why are you doing this
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>>5635879
/aco/ a sexy
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>>5635915
Something something Danse Macabre.
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Hotglue threads make me want to roleplay an orgy or just something with large amounts of cumplay.
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>>5635927
My nigga.
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>>5635934
Orgies are nearly impossible here, unfortunately. I'm sure somebody could RP boosting your cum output to ridiculous levels, though.
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>>5635875
Kinda wanna go back home and play with darts now...

>>5635892
Huh? Wait...WAIT WHAT?! What the hell are you talking about? I think you got me mixed up with someone else.
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Did I enter HG by mistake? Can we at least start up the games to go along with all this shitty dialogue?
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>>5635956
Why would I want to cum a lot? I want to be covered, you baka.
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>>5635962
No, you're not in HG, but you can fuck right off to there.
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>>5635957
We can play darts here you dumb boat... wait how are you good at darts without depth perception?
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>>5635957
I bet you took it up both holes already, didn't you, you filthy slut

>throws a peanut at her breasts
>it bounces back

Niiice!
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>>5635956
>>5635934

Orgies are hard to do.
Gangrape, however, can be possible if someone plays the girl and the other plays the guys.
Picture related.
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>>5635967
Have it your way.
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>>5635994
RPing multiple dudes can be a challenge but it's highly satisfying.
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>>5635998
god damn it
you should do a surprise rp where you reveal yourself as the king and nut all over the bitch's face.
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>>5635967
There's some avas who do cumplay/cum inflation
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>>5635920
Y-Y'sure know it, p-pardner..!
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>>5635783
...
>Parasoul thinks for a minute, taking note of the anons intrest in her legs. An idea suddenly springs her head, a lewd smirk crosses the Queen-to-bes face.
You like my legs, correct? You could mind if i lay them on your lap, would you?

>>5635850
>Parasoul just...kinda blindly picks a bunch of veggies then lets out a sigh.
These'll do, won't they?
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We need more glory holes RP, it went great when we did it
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>>5636027
>tfw you actually found it easier to RP multiple people because you could let them have their own brief interactions and there was overall more to do that wasn't just padding out your writing
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>>5636037
I enjoyed your ideas for a better economy last night, /aco/-tan!
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>>5636048
>He examines her choices, they will work, not perfect but they will work. His thoughts clearly paint his face and he puts back one thing and take out another. Assorted Corn, Carrots, and Peas along with sliced chicken breast; a fairly simple meal but he can help guide her through how to cook it
Its not high class like I wanted but I think it will work, shall we cook together? You seem curious about it after all
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>>5636037
Man, I sure could use a hot texan to help me with my shooting practice
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>>5636051
>oh look a cock
>suck
Amazing scenario there
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>>5635923
Have ya tried asking?
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>>5636048
It would be foolish not only to refuse the request from the sovereign of the Canopy Kingdom but also to refuse such beautiful legs!
>A single hand tapped his lap, his gaze meeting hers and taking a glimpse of that lusty smile returning one of his own.
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>>5635923
>hugs granny
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>>5636121
Anon puts his cock in a hole, someone else plays the other side without an avatar. It means someone can do a quick thing or try a character without needing a folder or being treated different for who they are in thread
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>>5635976
Wait wha-...
>Tenryuu pauses for a minute, then snaps her fingers and lets out a little snicker
Whoops, forgot I had the eyepatch for a second.
I never said I did it well, did I?

>>5635983
He-Hey! I so have not! That's beyond gros-
>The boat is cut off by the anon tossing a peanut at her tit.
What the hell's your problem?! Se-Seriously...First you call me a slut, now you're throwing nuts at my tits...
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>>5636162
>hugs
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>>5636162
Tenryuu can I be your Admiral and give you an inspection?
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>>5636075
Well 'course ya did! 'f I know 'bout one or two things on how to make a countray stable, it's that y'all need a HEALTHY 'conomy. Heck, maybe I should tell it to the president!

>>5636097
Now I ain't 'bove 98°F, but you can do just fine if y'shoot 'n not miss, understand? Y'hold the gun and BANG, BANG, BANG!
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>>5636162
You forgot you had an eyepatch? But its one of your cutest features!
>He puts his hand to his mouth as if he is totally surprised only to laugh it off
So the offer to play darts is still open, maybe we could bet on it because I'm kinda bad to
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>>5636199
Oh... I don't mean with guns, they're not allowed where I live anyway. Mostly I was wondering if you'd be willing to be a target.
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>>5636199
Yep. And sure you put the healthy part in that. We don't want the economy be that pent up right? So if you have any other ideas feel free to share them!
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>>5636123
>she scoffs, shaking her head as she clips the rifle together
In my time, people would help an elder without being asked.

>>5636150
>oh
>...
>her arm falls down over his shoulders, and she rubs the small of his back
Hello there.
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>>5636270
>Holds her close
Hi granny
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>>5636270
What time was that the stone age?
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>>5636092
It doesn't need to be high class, just passable, and hopefully good.
>Parasoul starts darting her eyes around the Kitchin looking for some way to help
...Would we need spices? That'd be helpful, correct?

>>5636124
>Instead of Parasoul just laying her legs on his lap, she full on plops down on his lap. Her plush butt pressing against his crotch, and her soft legs lining up with his.
Well, since you're offering...I suppose I'll just use you as my throne~
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>Jun picked up one of my favorite anime girls
Feels amazing.
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>last thread
Why are pony roleplayers such shitters?
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>>5636378
CARLOS
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>>5636337
Chicken is a fairly bland flavor, do you know what spices you prefer?
>He is already placing the vegetables in individual pots to cook them. He makes sure there is just a hint of butter in each pot to grease it and give the side dish a creamy taste. He prepares the chicken on a tray and places it before her as she pokes around the spice rack
Need ideas?
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>>5636337
>That was quite unexpected. Not expecting that sort of reaction, the man almost jumped away. Of course, he was unable to do so because of her butt resting on his lap.
>With a soft grunt, Anon felt his member harden under his pants... And her butt. How shameful.
I-I don't know what to think of this, Lady Parasoul.
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>>5636378
FUCK YOU
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>>5636178
He-Hey, what do you think you're doing! Han-Hands off!

>>5636195
I just got an inspection, fake admiral, and all I'm ready to go and kick ass!

>>5636212
Well, I'm just so used to mono vison, that I forgot I only had one...Happens to the best of us, yeah?
>Tenryuu lets out a little laugh as she rubs the back of her head.
We totally should! We can keep track of how many people we hit, it'll be great!
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>>5636162
Is that the fucking playstation move controller?
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>>5636378
Reminder: Some people unironically think pony rpers are good.
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>>5636430
>keeps hugging
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>>5636430
Do you normally hit people? How about winner gets to lay on losers lap for a bit as a bet?
>He was awful at darts but he saw that as a win win scenario... he hoped he wouldnt hit anyone because that would be a swift end to their game when they get run away
I think there is a target over there... lets try our best!
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>>5636368
>Liking weeb trash that much
You must not value yourself that highly.
>>5636378
I'd ask the same for the apes playing generic anime trash.
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>>5636304
Getting awfully comfortable, aren't we?
>she gives him a tiny wink

>>5636329
Oho, he has jokes. But I think there is only one of us here that acts like a neanderthal.
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>>5636475
(You)
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>>5636475
You'll never catch any fish with bait that old.
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>>5636486
t. Angered anime girl roleplayer going anon to shitpost me
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>>5636479
What do you mean? I just wanted to hug you, you cutie
>He pouts
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>It's another "I am going to get mad at you because you like something I don't" episode
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>>5636479
And only one of us here was around to see them!
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>>5636528
Nobody's even gotten mad, tho
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>>5636402
We-Well, I don't really know any spices that would really make chicken pop.
>Parasoul hangs her head in shame. She really hates the idea of being useless, just the thought of her doing nothing as someone else does the work for her makes her teeth grind
Ye-Yes, I could use some idea's.

>>5636403
>She wriggles her butt against his crotch with a smug grin. She was playing with the gu, after all, she was taking a breather, might as well relive her childhood and mess with people for laughs
Hmm? What's wrong, anon? Isn't thos what you wanted?
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>>5636448
He-Hey! Didn't I just say to stop? Jeez, you're hugging me like a lost puppy!

>>5636472
Well I don't mean toooo...mostly. Wait! You mean like a lap pillow? Dude...That's, really cute actually! I am so down for that!
>The boat nods to herself before she takes out...a couple darts she had in her pocket...why did she have darts in her pocket.
You sir, are ooonnnn!
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>>5636601
This is even more than I wanted, my Queen.
>Replied the completely surprised man as he boldly placed his hands on her curvy hips as he pressed his erection against that fantastic, royal ass she possessed.
But how about you? Is this what you wish as well?
>Leaning in, the man closed his eyes and planted a quick kiss on the nape of her neck, the scent of her flesh being like an aprhodisiac for him.
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>>5636703
Why do I have to stop?
>He frowns
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>>5636545
O-ho! Touche, red man.
>her grin sharpens considerably
Would you like to see this cave woman make some /fire/?

>>5636509
A joke, a joke.
>she gives his gummy cheeks a pinch
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>>5636722
>He grins
Pinching me again?
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>>5636722
Are ye gonna actually light him on fire? Because that'd be good, Red's been gettin' on my nerves lately.
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>>5636670
>drinking energy drinks
Bad Junko!
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Why is it so fucking dead?
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>>5636670
Here is one. the Park one. But I feel a bit tired so I don't know if I decide to take a nap and play with you later?
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>>5636759
Because people are at work or in school.
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>>5636601
Well lets just stick with some simple Thyme and Garlic for now, it should off put the fresh and creamy flavor of the vegetables and pop together wonderfully
>He shuffles through the shelves and finds a glove of garlic, peeling it to reveal the most important part and getting a garlic juicer ready. He hands both the garlic and juicer to her as he finds the thyme and also places that beside her
Put the garlic in that then press the two parts together over the chicken, the juice will seep out and soak into the chicken itself then sprinkle the Thyme leaves over it while its still wet from the garlic juices
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>>5636759
Y'penis? Yup, nobody's really sure.
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>>5636670
>all those characters
Jesus...

... uh, could I get lucky with Liara, though?
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>>5635805
It would be nice to see more /d/-level ERP around here.
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>>5636768
Or not posting beause they're cowards afraid of a little shitposting.
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{Guess who used the wrong card just now I did--}
{Still tired af}
>>5636767
{I'll be stuck at school for like 7 hours which means I'll have time to ERP. It's up to you what you want to do!}
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>>5636759
People have to sleep, anon.
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>>5636794
I'm not posting because I don't have my folders with me.
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>>5636703
I am so using your lap pillow, game on!
>He runs to the dart board to open it and grab a set of darts that were laying there. He takes out a coin after finding the balance of the steel spikes.
Heads or tails? To decide who goes first.
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>>5636722
Oh someone's got some fire in'm, so tell me granny, ya think you can burn me?
>>5636752
NO ONE CARES!
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+Rottytops
Anyone wanna do something?
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>>5636754
Hey did you save our Mukuro session from that one time?
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>>5636791
{Do you mean hentai characters as avas?}
{Or like literal doujin-level writing}
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>>5636799

I want to snuggle with this nerd
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>>5636754
You can't tell me what to do!
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>>5636824
What'cha got in mind?
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>>5636784
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>5636796
Mmm I guess I will take a nap. I don't want to bother you everyday with continuing our rp. Besides if you have the posts I'm sure we can continue other time.

>>5636824
As above. I still want to try your Courtney
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>>5636441
Literally all the pony players except Trixie are trash.
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>>5636829
>that one time
<Anon, that was, idk, a few days ago. It'll be archived on desuarchive, if you care to continue.>
>>5636841
...You're right. Forgive me, big sis!
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>>5636860
{Don't worry it's fine! I love the rp anyway <3. Which is why I showed up to find ya to continue it!}
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~~OFFICIAL MALE AVATAR TIER LIST~~

>Somewhat decent tier
-Mettaton

>Absolutely shit fucking kill yourself niggers.
-Owain
-Fronk
-Jiro
-Carnage
-Doomguy
-That anime chibi shitter
-Cancer
-Shit
-Aborted fetuses
-Adachi
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>>5636910
At least TRY.
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>>5636910
Good thing I'm not a male.
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>>5636910
Did Mettaton ever recover from being cucked?
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>>5636742
They are so pinchable. I cannot help myself.
>yankyank

>>5636752
>oh that is a big girl
I am thinking about it.

>>5636817
>--fwip--
>one of her darts flies into him, igniting as soon as it makes contact
Tell me when the heat is too high, poor baby.

>>5636910
(;-;)
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>>5636910
Wait, where is-
-oh, 'Shit'. Yeah that checks out.
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>>5636900
(I forget the exact thread, I thought I had saved it but it turns out I didnt, I do however remeber he had just moved her panties aside, she was sitting on his lap in a brothel while awaiting junko, and her bra was down and he was playing with her chest. That is when Egg with Junko showed up and I was curious if it would effect the session but it ended up as two separate things)
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>>5636844
>
>>5636860
(Are you going to bed or do you want to do her now?)
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>>5636928
Nope. Being turned into an irrelevant meme after not getting to cuck Jiro out of Elizabeth destroyed him.
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>>5636928
he cucked jiro off of jinx in lupin's server last night. shit was cash
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>>5636904
That is nice to know. Catch you later or other time!)

>>5636976
Will go catch some sleep. I woke up kinda early. So I will see if I can take you up later!
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>>5636817
That's rude, ye know?
>>5636964
Please do, ahm fairly certain fire's the only thing that can actually hurt 'im.
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>>5636975
<I remember, I'm just lazy and was trying to get you to do it. Brb, searching a keyphrase on desuarchive.>
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>>5636900
I forgive you! You're too cute to not forgive! You're lucky!
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>>5637003
(Aight, see ya. I have a lot more free time this week, so you'll probably be able to catch me.)
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>>5636716
Is it truly? Well thats lovely.
>Parasoul presses her hips down upon the mans scepter. If his pants wew off, chances are his dick would be hotdogged between her ass with the tight little mini-skirt keeping it there.
Perhaps, if I told you, it'd be no fuuun!

>>5636775
Li-Like this, right?
>Parasoul messes with the Juicer...For someone who's supposed to have a higher intelligence she looks positively lost.
Uh...Ho-How do I work this thing?
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>>5636910
About fucking time
>>5636964
>Patting the flames off
Hhrerrrr! MY TURN!
>Swings that blade hand
>>5636976
Okay that's a given, who ya want as the victim?
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(So, I'm back. I've changed my mind, in that I don't believe western characters really need their own separate thread. From what I've read, there hasn't been much of an issue with them for it to even matter.)

(Also, if a separate furry thread were made, it'd be fine if human x furry interactions were allowed in the fur thread, as there's all sorts of furfaggotry with that. In this thread, that'd be completely up to you guys.)

(I'm actually able to type up the OP right now, so if you have anything else in mind, let me know. I think there were a few posts said about it "splitting the community" in the past thread. In my opinion, the situation is more like "allowing a part to actually function properly". Also, if it doesn't work out, the thread can die. This is more of a test than anything else.)
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Odds: Reveal new card and rp
Evens: Reveal new card then game
Dubs: First reply decides
Trips: First reply decides which option and what character/game I play
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>>5637067
What the actual fuck are you even talking about?
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>>5636162
I could throw my own sack of nuts at something else if you'd rather have that.
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>>5637063
(Don't you have some unfinished business with Palutena?)
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>>5637083
Post it.
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>>5637045
>His hands wrap around hers and place one section of the garlic into the scoop and the other around the handle. He guides her into position and gently guides her to press the handles together and juice the garlic as it cracks. Their bodies were close now but he seemed focused on cooking
Like that, now you just open up the handle and drop the broken piece of garlic in the tray with the chicken
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>>5637045
Quick writer's tip: don't use ass unless it's in dialogue. It sounds a bit strange and off, but other than that, you're doing great. Trust me, I'm a professional writer.
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>>5637093
>Stealing two of someone else's avatars
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>>5637086
Seconding this.
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>>5637067
>expects to be taken seriously
>attaches disgusting mlp porn to post
Nah son
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>>5637067
This post gave me so much dick cancer. Blogpost elsewhere cunt.
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>>5636720
We-Well no...but I do wanna know why.

>>5636808
Pffttt, as if. Consider your lap my personal pillow, dork.
>Tenryuu grins and nods to herself, totally sure that she's gonna take it home
Heads, duh! Lets get the coin-a-flippin' and the game-a-goin'!
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>>5637067
Go ahead and see how it turns out and take out your own conclusions.
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>>5637005
Doesn't make it any less true
>>5637093
(That I do)
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>>5637045
>The man had his pants on but his manhood begging for release made it really difficult for him to focus, so he immeditely unzipped his jeans and pulled them down, his erect cock pressing in between her asshcheeks.
>Gasping in pleasure, he continued to kiss the nape of her neck while his hands slid from her hips to her exquisite breasts, feeling her body on the way up.
Do not be cruel, my Queen. Tell me what you desire... So I can give it to you at once.
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>>5636964
I'll take that as a compliment, granny
>He offers no resistance to the adorable pinching
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>tfw You will never badonkadonk Tenryuu's badonkadonks

Just end my life.
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>>5637115
(I've never seen someone else play her the whole time I've been here. If the person originally playing her wants me to stop, I will.)
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>>5637098
>

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(Going to make up some food then i'll start rping. Also i'd love any feedback on how the card looks, be it positive or negative to try and make it better. )
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>>5637067
Nobody gives a shit about your plans, disgusting horsefucker.
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>>5637134
Why would I hug you? Hm...
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>>5637067
We've never really had issues with most furry characters before. Splitting an already fairly-small threadbase just for furry won't get anywhere. Especially when many avas who play a furry character double dip.
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>>5637165
>Huggu

I thought you were kill. Glad you're still alive.
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>>5637164
The badonkadonk is a singular noun, my friend.
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>>5637067
Avatars only.
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>>5637165
Haven't seen a Palutena but you, think someone's just messing with you
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>>5637179
(Shit! Just realized I forgot to add names. Thats what I get for making a card at 3 in the morning. )
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>>5637165
Ragyo had Palutena but they haven't RP'd here in forever. When they do visit it's to blogpost. I'm pretty sure Ragyo even said it was fine, esp since EGG has Elizabeth
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>>5637205
Don't kick me further into the dirt, man...
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>>5637179
(Personally, I think it's fine. Good show)
(...I might be biased, though)
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>>5636975
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/5587173/#5588384
<Replying now, one sec, mobileposting is pain.>
>>5637040
Sis... You're being nice to me. What's wrong with you?
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>>5637134
>He flips the coin in the air, maybe to high, it hits the ceiling and falls down. Heads, Tenryuu gets first throw. He prepares his throw and looks over at her
As if, get to your first throw so I can make your soft lap my pillow!
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>>5637179
How was your game?
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>>5637230
>Kicks the anon
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>>5636832
(Roleplaying /d/ fetishes instead of the more vanilla stuff)
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>>5637242
(Alright, lets make it work)
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>>5637155
Oh, it's you. Are you going to try and attack me again?
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>>5637162
As you very well should.
>she releases his poor red face after a moment, going back to assembling her rifle
How are you today?

>>5637005
I believe he may kill me now. But it was worth it.

>>5637063
>she fakes being struck by the blade, sinking to the ground under her cloak like Ben Kenobi
>only a moment later she grabs for his wrist, slamming something metal into his chest and skittering backwards
You slime people heal quickly. I think this will put a stop to that.
>she grins as the biotic grenade pulses
>BANG
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>>5637179
I like it.

Good job.
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>>5637219
>>5637165
(Well, he's not wrong. I can only lurk nowadays. Don't worry about that anon, go ahead and play Palutena.)
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>>5637105
>I'm a proffessional writer
every time
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>>5637277
....Made out of bitch
>BOOM!
>>5637272
Maybe! I'm thinking about it!
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>>5637301
What about the Ragyo character?
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What's /ERP/ listening to?
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>>5637301
>I can only lurk nowadays.
Shame.

We new folks hear you were good.
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>>5637277
I'm doing better now that you're here!
>He grins widely
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>>5637279
(Thanks. Tho i'll probably delete the image once I add the names. They were meant to be between the images and info. )

>>5637251
>Blogpost mode activate
(The game went pretty good. Played about 2 and a half or so hours of it before stopping for the night and working on the card. Even tho I had to pause for like an hour when I had to look up some shit about a big ass storm that is probably going to come my way come Thursday making me have to leave for a bit. )
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>>5637103
Ah-Aha...okay, I can do this...ex-excuse my lack of professionalism...
>Parasoul opens up the handle thingy and drops the broken piece of garlic into it. Parasoul lets out a sigh as she leans against the anon
Ahaha...I feel like a little girl again.

>>5637105
(Aha, I'll keep that in mind. Thanks for the tip.)

>>5637156
>Parasoul lifts up her skirt a bit, just enough so the cock can make its way in...she then lowers it down, letting the mans scepter be trapped against the soft, yet tight fabric of the skirt, and the plushy, warm goodness of her excessive behind
Oh please, I'm only having a little fun, anon. I'll tell you afterwards, okay?
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>>5637165
I'm personally more concerned with why everything you do is the same despite posting pictures of different characters and changing the names
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>>5637179
(Love the new cards. Can Plumeria come out to play?)
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>>5637337
(I hadn't noticed. Because I'm dense. But yeah, you do that, that makes sense)
(For the record, you have too many characters I want to do shit with. Some silly, some sexy)
(Which is to say, I like your list)
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>>5637350
Like a little girl learning to cook? You feel more like a bride learning from her husband to me~
>He places in another section of garlic, at least two are necessary for the flavor to fully come out. That and he was not exactly eager to break being this close to her
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>>5637326
(I have literally zero power to stop you or anyone else from playing Ragyo and no inclination to cement some silly claim to her being "my" avatar. You can play whatever you like. But so will I.)

>>5637334
(Well, whoever said that is much too kind.)
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>>5637266
>While Mukuro wanted to stay discreet, she had to stifle her involuntary snarl as she was taken advantage of. She knew she should retaliate, and made an addition to her mental hitlist for afterwards, but she couldn't do anything know. Grin and bear it, that was the soldier's unspoken mantra. At a painfully slow speed she lowered herself onto the tip, her nails digging into his back as a response to even this low amount of stimulation.
"Enjoy it while you still live".
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>>5637378
Cute non-ash poster.
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>>5637403
(I'm fairly sure you can guess who said it.)

(But others have corroborated.)
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>>5637301
(Thank you.)
>>5637303
I'll be waiting.
>She calmly sits down, placing her staff to the side. The goddess looks at him, raising an eyebrow as she waits for his decision.
>>5637358
(Not true. I say a different word like, once every four or five posts depending on the character.)
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>>5637403
Not him but you are actually pretty good. Hope you don't get too rusty while busy with your real life shenanigans. In overall i hope you're doing good.
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>tfw you got to rp with ragyo before they stopped
Such a good feel.
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>>5637184
Uhhh, yeah? Why'd you hug me, dude? It was kinda outta the blue.

>>5637245
>Tenryuu tries her best to aim. If you could see her other eye, chances are it'd be closed shut. She arches her arm back and makes the throw...she missed horribly, instead of hitting the dart board...she managed to hit the door.
Ug-Ugh...Sh-Shit, uhhh...Th-That was a fluke!
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>>5637350
>Hungry hands finally reached for her glorious breasts, giving them a grope as they enjoyed the sensation of her massive chest against his fingers.
>His shaft twitched uncontrollably as it fought against the fabric of her skirt, a lustful moan coming from his throat. Almost losing his mind, the man requested the following...
M-My Queen... Could this humble servant of yours have the opportunity to... Experience your body as a King would?
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>>5637303
A vintage performance.
>still quaking despite the smile
>granny is spooked

>>5637335
Kissup. But still, sweet.
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>>5637442
You really got a thing for thicc girls, Darling-Kun. Good taste.
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>>5637337
Did you have fun?
>>5637425
.....I've decided
>Tendrils fire off him to grab her
>>5637461
It takes a lot to keep me down
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>>5637405
"I'm sure you will come to enjoy it to soilder girl~"
>One hand moved down her body, teasing her clit as she slowly lowered herself onto him. He was determined to at least make sure she got a little bit of pleasure from having her cherry popped. Once the head was through he felt a warm sensation, a mix of her purity being taken and her own suppressed enjoyment of it. His other hand massages her small breast while he keeps a eye over her shoulder for her sister, knowing that said sisters arrival would spell his end
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>>5637442
I hugged you because you're cute!
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>>5637378
(Well whenever you'd want to do something with any of my characters feel free to let me know any time. )

>>5637368
(Not really feeling Plumeria at the moment. But don't worry, we'll continue our scene with her soon enough. )

>>5637477
(It was pretty fun. I forgot how great Okami was even if it is very plot heavy at the beginning. )
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ITT Prove you're an oldfag from /b/

...

...

...

...

...

...Cirno.
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>>5637442
Doesnt a fluke imply it was good luck? I think Mulligan is the term for a random failure~
>He teases her and gives her upper calf a few play taps to remind her that her lap was going to be his before his throw. It is a bit better then hers, it sticks in the board but its between the 0 in the 10 so no points
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>>5637461
A kiss, eh?
>He give granny a quick smooch on the lips
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>>5637432
>Ragyo conveniently shows up right as an Anon calls out Setsuna
Pottery...
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>>5637477
>She immediately picks her staff back up, getting to her feet as she deflects the tendrils.
You're going to have to try harder than that.
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>>5637471
I'm a man of THICC, anon-kun. Tenryuu is no exception. Plus, I think she's adorable.
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>>5637515
Booker did nothing wrong.
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>>5637515
Reported, Enjoy your ban.
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>>5637515
Reported, enjoy your ban.
I remember it like it was yesterday.
I also remember those times Trite appeared in the threads. Good times. Reminds me when we were two Godots in that thread.
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I'll actually, unironically ask. I'm dead serious. Why doesn't anyone play scat?
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>>5637521
You mean this kind of pottery?
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>>5637406
>purr

>>5637495
(Will do. Not right this second but the space core is probably going to have a zany adventure with Ash or Kula in the near future)
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>>5637541
...I think she might be even mroe cute than the nurse and Komaru combined.
I want to platonically cuddle Tenryuu.
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>>5637564
My guess would be that scat's fucking disgusting, Anon.
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>>5637564
Scat's a shitty fetish.
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>>5637521
>Ragyo says they can only lurk lately
>Ragyo comes out of lurking to clear an issue related to her up
It's a conspiracy, I tell you.
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>>5637067
>>5637537
it's posted. excuse the blogposting; not sure how i was supposed to talk about the thread idea without posting too much. oh well.
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>>5637604
Butwai
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>>5637495
Now it's time for you to apply what you know
>>5637527
I know....This was just a front attack
>Tendrils burst from the ground under her grabbing her legs and arms
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>>5637515
TFW YOU FAP TO NECKBEARDS RPING
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>>5637597
Ragyofag would never pass up a chance to virtue signal herself.
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>>5637480
"You're tempting fate. Just wait for big sis to show up, then you'll be sorry."
>She dug her nails in with more force, almost breaking skin even through his shirt. A noise unbecoming of the toughest girl to talk the earth passed her lips, quickly muffled a by her hand clapping over her mouth. Her cheeks and the tips of her ears burned bright red, and a pout of indignation took shape on her face as her chest was paid too much attention.
>>5637515
<Link x Alma Elma = canon :^)>
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>>5637495
(Gotcha. Are you by chance taking any volunteers for Serena?)
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>>5637179
(Added names this time.)

>>5637570
(That could be fun. Also take your time in approaching me for something, it's not like i'll be going anywhere anytime soon. )

>>5637626
(What do you mean by that?)
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>>5637666
That's what I'm saying. this anon gets it
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>>5637674
ALMENO EMLMO?
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>>5637666
They could just be a nice person, Satan.
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>>5637674
That wasn't on /b/, i mean it was around those times but not on the board.
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>>5637702
Epic.
>>5637711
Nigger I hosted that game, and I'm pretty fucking sure it was Burble Games era, which was mainly /b/.
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i actually liked mecha's tenryuu posting, i feel sad.
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>>5637626
>Palutena gasps as the tendrils restrain her, dropping her staff to the floor. She struggles a bit before her limbs relax.
Nice move, Red. Now what are you planning?
>Her shocked face has since turned mischievous. She could easy break out of his tendrils at any time.
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>>5637689
(Ah, fuck it, let's do this noise)
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>>5637615
because
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>>5637402
Do-Don't say such things...I-I'm mearly a student leaning from a teacher...
>The Princesses face has long since turned red. The anons teasing seems to working as he intended
Do-Don't get any ideas, un-understand?

>>5637457
>Parasoul lets out a lustful lityle man as he grabs her massive queen sized tits, while of course, she continues to wriggle her hips, causing the phallus trapped between her skirt and butt to get an excellent taste of both
You mean like, Sex, correct? Is that you want?
>At this point Parasoul is as smug as can be, she had no intention of letting the anon do her, but she was more then fine with him using her butt to get off
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>>5637666
>Virtue signaling
(...)
(Huh. I never thought of it like that. I just like avoiding confusion.)
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>>5637737
I remember it clearly. It was on /hga/ because i wasn't around /b/ that much after i joined.
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>>5637674
>This thumbs each work an important part, one on her most sensitive place and the other on her nipple as she finally falls to have him hilted inside her. He moves his face closer to hers as she tries to muffle her sounds
"Let it all out and enjoy it... it feels better that way~"
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>>5637759
Sorry I wasted your time then.
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>>5637759
A teacher and a student make it far more erotic a context for us to be this close, at least husband and wife implies we can eat a dinner without lewd desire~
>The next garlic section is juiced and poured in with his hands guide hers before placing it aside. He then takes the Thyme leaves and places a few in her hands. It was fresh... which was surprising even to him. He backs away from her and stands beside her instead
Now decorate with as much thyme as you think works
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>>5637776
Wait, really? I hosted 15 games tops, 10 of which were on /b/. Are you sure?
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>>5637689
I have no idea where I was going with that
>>5637743
I could do a lot of things! But right now I'm going to do THIS!
>The tendrils on her legs removes her one stocking
This bothers me, this bothers me a lot! Why only wear one!?
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>>5637839
As sure as i haven't had any dinner yet which i probably should do something about. Or just go to bed.
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>>5637761
>...
Suuure
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>>5637493
Pfffttt, now I know you're just joshin' me.
I'm not cute at all, I'm cool! Cool and radical!

>>5637516
Fluke, Mulligan...Tomato Tamato...
>Tenryuu pouts as she once again arches her arm back to throw throw the dart
>She actually manages to hit the board...the edge of it. She Groans as she rests her head against her hand
Fu-Fuckin' bullshit...I-I'll win in the end! I'll make a comeback!

>>5637809
(Uhhh, what? Excuse me?)
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>>5637759
>The sound of her sultry voice, the feeling of her perfect breasts, the sensation of his twitching cock in beween her buttocks. To him she was not unlike a sex Goddess and feeling closer to his orgasm, he merely allowed a moan to escape his breath.
That's right, my Queen.
>His fingers reached for her nipples, still covered by the fabric of her black dress, his aim was to arouse her lust, perhaps that way he'd convince her to do just that.
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Is LD really gone now
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>>5637860
Huh. Nonetheless, a good meme is a good meme.
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>>5637866
You're cute!
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>>5637744
Oh boy! We're going on an adventure? Where to? Are we going to space? I want to go to space! Please let it be a space adventure. I want a space adventure. Space. Space. SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!

>>5637843
(What now then?)
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>>5637884
No, he keeps mentioning himself, and how things would be better if he was still here.
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>>5637884
"Officially" yes but they always come back. Who knows? Maybe he's lurking right now as we speak.
>>5637889
Indeed.
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>>5637884
Yes, Paul is really gone and surprisingly enough nobody is trying to find a new boogeyman this afternoon.
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>>5637935
Hi Lupin
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>>5637884
>>5637916
In his post he said he'd be lurking as anon. So while his avas are dead he's probably still around.
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>>5637884
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>>5637892
>Kula recoils slightly at the enthusiasm of this core, completely unsure as how to handle the situation since she can't throw it into space
Um...well, I've only ever been to space once and I almost died and I shot a satellite cannon at someone. Are you sure you wanna go to space?
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>>5637866
>He tosses a dart with a smirk as she claims to make a come back. When it hits the board he cant help but freeze in place, slowly turning his head to her to catch her reaction. It was the ring around the bullseye... now that was a fluke
I hope your lap is ready?
>He seemed more confused then anything
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>>5637843
>She looked more annoyed than anything when he removed her stocking.
Asymmetrical design is cool. I assumed you had more in plan than just adjusting my fashion.
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>>5637954
whoops I'm full of shit
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>>5637935
It was quite a disaster yesterday if you ask me but hopefully people will focus more on the rp than the drama
>>5637953
Probably but lets just try and surpress the fact that he is and get on with it.
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>>5637987
today*
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>>5637805
"I'm not... feeling anything. Did you even put it in?"
>Her words rang hollow as Makoto "It ain't dope being ultimate hope" Naegi's speeches, as her words were interspersed by gasps and pauses for breath. Mukuro, still going at the slowest speed he could, rose her hips up an inch or two, collapsing after only that. A pitiful performance, for somebody aligned with Fenrir.
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>>5637702
I would still like to know who's behind this character.
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>>5637892
Now it looks like you're going on an adventure
>>5637970
Well yeah, I just really wanted to fix that first!
>Tendrils tug her top down
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>>5638024
>His hands pull away, instead moving to grip her hips. For now he only rests his hands on them as he stares into her eyes
"Not a thing yet? You are a terrible liar... how about this?"
>His hands take her hips and slam her down as his hips thrust up, if she was going to mock him then he would try and make her enjoy it by force
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>>5638069
>he thinks it's just one guy ridiculing his cringe OC
Wew.
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>>5637957
You want to space?! I want to space too. I was brought there by a portal. Was sent to space with a friend too. His name was Wheatley. He didn't really like space. He was strange.
>He then paused for a bit, and that bit was exactly 1 second.
I know someone who almost died in space. He said he lost his lower half. I never saw it tho. Thats how humans can almost die, right? Losing their lower halfs? I know if I lost my lower half I would probably die. But I could be repaired. Yes I am sure I want to go to space.

>>5638071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsxcHHbdLA4
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>>5636479
Hi Ana!
(It's the soldier with the whiskey and smokes)
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>>5637864
(I can see why you'd think that, Anon, but you're wrong. No more on that.)
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>>5638112
I never said that. I know there exists more than one edition of him and i just asked for this one.
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>>5638069
SOMEDAY DAD, SOMEDAY
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>>5638148
These newfags don't appreciate you but I like knowing you're at least still around in some form Rags. Take care of yourself.
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>>5637838
I-It does not! Th-This is purely pure! Do-Don't you contort this!
>Parasoul kinda pauses for a minute. She places the leaves ontop of the chicken...she really has no idea how to do this, and ger bright red face should be a prime example l
U-Um...yo-you crush them up, ri-right?

>>5637874
>Parasoul lets out a sultry little gasp as the man plays around with her nipples...which are very,VERY promanint through her skin tight dress. Luckly for the anon, the little jolt of pleasure caused her butt to tighten up a bit, letting the cock revel in the softness of her queenly butt
Haaa, I-I thought sooo...but the answer is, will I let you?
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>>5638165
As long as you're having fun its completely okay. You are Lithisto are the ones that's been put most creativity in and you should have a thumbs up for that.
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>>5638113
Not like that!
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>>5638174
I hate these dramashitters who came around the time Paul started his cancer and think that's what all this is about.
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>>5638206
You can crush them or just place them, it all depends on your taste. When you finish that just place it in the oven and we can share that wine will we wait for it to cook.
>He seems to ignore her statement about this being purely pure, maybe he just didn't want to see it that way. He creeks open the oven that he had set to pre heat while they were preparing and awaits her to finish with the thyme. This meal was going to be lovely and maybe... just maybe he would get some fun out ift
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>>5638207
>Are
I mean and*
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LD getting BTFO in /tf2g/ right now

>>>/vg/156621971
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>>5638293
Why does it feel like they just want to run out anybody who has been here for more than a month?
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>>5638113
Wait, if you were already in space, what are ya doin' down where it's not space?
>Kula holds this space-obsessed machine in front of her and looks it straight in the eye. Which isn't hard to do, given its eye-to-body proportions
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>>5638206
Will you?
>Asked the man as precum began to coat her skirt and underwear, his twiching erection desperate to experience her royal body the way only a King would.
>Pinching her nipples, he resisted the urge to rip her top open to release her massive tits. Thankfully, he knew he had to behave in order to get his reward.
My Queen?
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>>5638102
>Her shallow yet routine gasping turned into a yelp, shrill and certainly not the most inconspicuous course of action she could take. It was obvious that she didn't belong here.
My first, taken by a strange man in such a violent way... What a wonderful feeling of despair!
>She had slipped into one of her trances, a strange expression, much like the one she displayed when the unknown person first spoke to her, on her face. Now "in the zone" so to speak, she took initiative, lifting her hips only to drop that again, getting into an organised way of doing things. She had control, after all.
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>>5637891
So not! Being cute is also being uncool...and I can't just be uncool, that goes against everything I believe in!

>>5637960
Oh bite me, check this out! I call it...the sure fire quick shot!
>Tenryuu flicks her wrist, throwing the dart at the board.
>Now it would've hit ot square in the middle, but somehow it flipped midair and it just bumped against the board
O-OH COME ON! THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
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>>5638314
People just like to start shit. They've always been here. It's up to the avatars to just ignore them and keep typefucking their anons. It's basic schoolyard shit, man, ignore them and they'll get bored.
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>>5638071
>Her michievous expression as her sizable breasts flop out, now hanging freely.
That's more what I expected. Please be gentle.
>She giggles at the notion that she would want to be treated gently, or that the monster would comply.
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>>5638357
Cute!
>Honks her breasts as if to confirm his statement
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Hey everyone! How are we today?
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>>5638330
"Despair?... Well your first time is taken violently by a stranger, in a crowded room, and he is going to cum inside"
>His hands still grip her hips, making her move faster. Her wet now non virgin hole gripping the invader tightly. His own hips rock against hers in an attempt to get deeper, but her insides did only have so much to offer
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>>5638407
Even better with you around!
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>>5638357
Do we actually have a shipgirl with a personality now? All the rest have been beyond fucking terrible
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>>5638407
Tired, a little moody. ¿Y tu?
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>>5638436
Kongou's adorable, kys
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>>5638357
You got two more shots and that lap pillow is mine!
>He fires his own third shot
>It doesn't nearly have the style or skill of his last one and bounces off the board. He still seems confident after his last shot
Double or nothing on the last two shots?
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>>5638407
Tired. Really...tired.
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>>5638436
This Tenryuu is mediocre at best.
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>>5638454
Oh
She's so forgettable I forgot we had one
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>>5638483
It's better than Mecha's ironic-meme spewing self.
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>>5638378
Let me think about that
>Tendrils wrapped around her breast squeezing them
>The tips start to stroke her nipples
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>>5638483
Mediocre is far superior to the utter shitballs for the others. They're all terrible beyond reproach.
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>>5638512
Mecha just made her a turbo slut, I don't remember her spewing memes when he RP'd her.
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>>5638431
Thanks, Anon! That's such a cute thing to say!
>>5638443
I'm a little tired too, didn't have proper sleep this morning.
>>5638457
and we aren't the only ones, either! Everyone should take a big nap!
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>>5638512
Thats not saying much
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>>5638513
Ah...
>She moans softly when he plays with her breasts. The large, soft mounds are squeezed easily, and her nipples are already hardened and begging to be played with more. She looks up at the monster "attacking" her, with a wide smile.
I hope you're not planning on stopping here.
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>>5638545
And he still got (you)'s for days even playing her as a boring turboslut.
Shitters need to face facts; boatsluts are popular to nut inside and all your 'bland anime girl' shitposting won't change anything.
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>>5638559
gimme fucc
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>>5638262
Like this?

>>5638316
Space cops removed me from space. At least I think they were space cops. They wore space suits and took me and my friend out of space. Now I am back on earth. I miss space.
>The core seemed to of barely noticed being held.
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>>5638559
Hehe, welcome darling.
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>>5638559
Maybe we should cuddle together. Did you know that when you sleep with someone, you're almost guaranteed a restful night's sleep? Mi llamo Gabriel, by the way. What's yours?
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>>5638559
are you suggesting we should all get in a pile and nap
because i would not object to that
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>>5638296
Then let's just place them ontop and be done with it, shall we?
>Parasoul places the chicken in the oven, then proceeds to flop down on one of the chairs...even though this was barely anything Parasoul looks beat
Sooo...how long will it take? Thirty minutes?

>>5638319
>As the Man pinches her nipples she let out a little moan as her hips buck against him, thrusting his dick deeper into her butt...then it gets pressed into the tight cloth
Ah-Ahaaa, I'll think about it...m'kay?
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>>5638605
They're all terrible though. None of them rp as well as anyone else in this thread. We would be so much better off if all of their players fucked off for good.
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>>5638624
Awww, but you sound like you were so happy. You know what? I'll do everything I can to get you back into space!
>Kula takes a moment to think and looks into the sky
Okay, throwing is definitely out of the question.
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>>5638646
They're contributing more than what you are to the spirit of the thread: ERPing. Being an ERP Critic isn't ERPing.
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>>5638559
If you're feeling tired, I could give you a massage maybe?
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>>5638672
Doesn't matter when all of them contribute garbage
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>>5638649
>The space core started to make excited sounding noises when the woman said she would get him back to space. What were those excited noises? Well, thats a simple question.
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCEEEEE!!!
>Tho that should of been pretty obvious.
Space was really great. I miss space. Thank you lady for offering to get me back to space. I really want to go back to space. So if you can't throw me then how will I get to space? Do you have a rocket ship? A rocket ship could get me to space.
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>>5638701
You're the same dick who was complaining earlier, aren't you?
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>>5638701
Thanks for the contribution
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>>5638385
>Tenryuu slaps the anons hamd away from her tit
Y-Yo! The hell is wrong with you? First you call me cute, now you're molesting me! Get bent! Don't touch me!

>>5638456
Tch...I can sooo do this.
>Tenryuu takes a deep breath...it looks like she's really concentrating
>She then tosses the dart
>She actually hits it dead in the center
OH HOLY SHIT! DI-DID YOU SEEEE THAT? I-I TOTALLY GOT IT!
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>>5638712
Yeah, um...this might take a while. I miiiight know someone who might have a rocket ship. Or he can build one. He made himself a robot suit to go with his robot parts, he might be able to make a robot rocket ship.
>Kula does not know the difference between rocket science and cybernetics and it shows
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>>5638639
>He closes the oven behind her and grabs two glasses after setting the timer. He moves to sit beside her and start to pour the wine he picked out earlier between their two glasses
Only a few dozen minutes, for now let us drink and get to know each other Lady Parasoul, that is if you are willing to become close to a male over a fine wine and dinner. Some would say that is unbecoming of a princess~
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>>5638639
I'm sorry, my Queen... B-But I can't endure anymore...
>One hand stopped attacking her nipples and instead switched to a new target: Her skirt. He carefully lifted and once it was out of the way, he focued on her underwear, aiming to move it to the side so his twitching manhood could have access to one of her royal tunnels.
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>>5638742
>Honks again
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>It's another "Let's shitpost the avas who actually contribute to the thread" episode again - Featuring the same 1-2 people who like to rerun it.

Can someone change the channel?
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>>5638425
"What if it gets me pregnant? Would you leave a girl like that?"
>Upon saying that the pace of her hip movement seemed to grow in speed, almost as if she wanted that. Her jaw slackened, and she buried her face into his shoulder. She dreaded to think of how Junko might react had she witnessed this, but her sick mind converted this into a feeling of excited anticipation.
<Sorry for late reply, lad.>
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>>5638714
Nope. Just somebody who saw a ship who might actually try unlike the disgusting trash we always have. Every single one has been absolutely pathetic.

>>5638722
Any time baby
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>>5638742
Shit you're winning now... I will need to prepare my lap... and I cant think of more to bet
>He winds up his next dart and tosses it
>Another miss and he seems to be getting nervous
>He turns his head to hers as he holds his last dart
What do you want to bet on this last throw, ontop of a lap pillow what else should we bet?
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>>5638792
>Paying attention to the shitposters
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>>5638792
I can't find the remote, anon.
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>Dancing makes the threatening appear less so.
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>>5638816
How does one tell the difference between shitposters and defense forces?
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>>5638793
"I wouldnt keep someone like you around, a solider girl who gets off on abuse... how pathetic do you think I am to think I would actually bother doing anything more once I cum inside you?"
>And now he knew how to get her working. His cock seems to also get more into it as she starts rapidly pounding him his cock into her and enjoying more and more. This does give him an idea however
"I bet you are going to cum from this aren't you? How despicable a girl are you to cum from something so shameful"
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>>5638825
There is none.
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>>5638624
....Okay maybe
>>5638603
Just starting
>The tendrils at her legs start to crawl up them
>Stopping to see if she was wearing anything under her dress
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>>5638825
What the fuck is a defense force? Somebody saying "shut up retard" to people deliberately trying to stir shit?
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>>5638742
>>5638766
>Throws brick at the honkanon
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>>5638747
>Despite knowing plenty of facts about space, he knew next to nothing about how to actually get to space. In fact one time he was thrown into a rocket ship able to get him to space...but he did not know how to work it so he just waited until a scientist took him out of it. That was a interesting day.
Can you bring me to him? Maybe he can build a robot rocket ship. Then the robot rocket ship can take me to space. I REALLY want to go back to space.

>>5638850
Yeah. Adventure.
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>tfw I enjoy doing silly and fluffy shit more than actual ERP
Hold me, ERP, I'm scared.
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>>5638869
>is hit with brick
>collapses
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>>5638825
Don't know. I don't pay attention to either.
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>>5638880
Join the club.

However, I'm considering changing up one my avas to compensate for that.
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>>5638880
It's okay. We've all been there.
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>>5638880
Cutest Ash Poster.
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>>5638880
>>>/hg/
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>>5638880
Fuck off to /hg/ then
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>>5638900
This
Or make an /rp/ already
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>>5638850
>There was nothing covering her up under her dress. She lets out a sharp breath as they trail up her legs. When the tendrils reach their destination, they feel her inviting wetness already coating her inner thighs.
Now I'm curious. Are the tendrils erogenous, or do you just do this for the girl?
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>>5638875
I would but I don't think he's here.
>he's not
He might show up later, though.
>probably not
And if he shows up, he'll definitely build you a robot rocket ship!
>also not true
He's a robot man!
>actually true
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>>5638889
NOT
FOR
LEWD
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>>5638900
They said "silly and fluffy shit", implying actual roleplay. HG is for mind numbing dialog exchanges about nothing.
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This is going to sound autistic, but I have a great idea for a thread-wide event! Election in the US is coming soon, right? What if the avatars began to run a campaign to win 'presidency' of /ERP/? Think about it, all the sluts sucking dick so hard just to convince an anon to vote for them. I just thought it'd be really cool!
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>>5638930
Here's your (You).
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>>5638930
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>>5638930
No
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>>5638915
The threads have been in severe of a tentacle monster, Jinx. And this creature was my first choice of new avatar during Jiro the Sergal's final days before I settled on Garchomp.

>>5638930
This has been discussed before and turned down due to the high risk of avatar worship.
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>>5638930
But muh ava worship
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>>5638930
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>>5638930
Just give it to Fronk. Jinx would support him, and then so would her orbiters.
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>>5638930
This is the dumbest idea ever put forth anywhere about anything.
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>>5638840
>Her speech was severely muffled by his shirt, but it was still audible, due to her uncontrollable volume level.
"You'd really abandon me, leave me like trash in the street?"
>Those words, spoken by anyone else, would be spoken in a tone of shock and anger. But this was Mukuro Ikusaba, the SHSL Despair and just as masochistic as her twin. She genuinely sounded happy.
>>5638930
<#TypefuckersForTrump>
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>>5638930
This place already has a loose understanding that verges on democracy by mob rule. If you introduce some means for a single person to gain power, they'll act up like an autocrat until you knock them back down. That's more trouble than its worth, and I'd rather not suck anyone's dick just for a figurehead position.
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>>5638930
>'presidency' of /ERP/
I don't dislike thread themes inspired by real-world events but this is a bit too much.
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>>5638977
Fronk is the king when it comes to Ava worship.
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>>5638930
And the award for worst idea of 2016 goes to this anon.
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>>5639001
I don't even see why. His rp is completely incoherent
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>>5638924
And ERP is about the same regurgitating typefuckery, amirite?
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>>5638992
I want to fuck Watashi
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>>5638908
Glade ya asked you see
>A barbed tendril made it's way into her ass
Sorry I meant to say way
>Another barbed one slides into her pussy
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>>5638913
>The space core was by no surprise a bit of an idiot when it came to things not related to space, so he believed every word the woman had to say.
Well we can just wait here for him. RIght? Or is there someplace better to find him? I want to meet him. I want him to build me a robot rocket ship. I can't wait to go back to space!
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>>5639014
Is that a problem for you? Do you RP with him? Does it alter your standards somehow?
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>>5638990
"Why wouldnt I abandon you? A worthless girl like you deserves it"
>His hips keep slamming up into her as she sounds even more giddy at the idea. She can feel his cock getting tense, on the edge of bursting as she starts to lovingly ride him
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>>5638753
Ehh? Oh yes of course. Now's the easy part...talking and drinking.
>Parasoul relaxes in her chair as she holds up her glass.
Fill me up, darling...I need it.
>She's obviously talking about her glass...but ot still sounds really lewd.

>>5638764
Wa-Wait, what're yo-you doing? Pu-Put my skirt ba-back down!
>Parasoul starts wriggling against the anon, trying to get him to let go of her...she really didn't want him inside for whatever reason...
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>>5638880
Be careful. It can backfire.
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>>5636158
Glory holes are incredibly boring. I bet you think that Kancolle characters are interesting
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>>5639033
I want to lie back on a bed of goose feathers while a harem of my boys bake sweets for me, so I don't have to bother myself with the trouble. We don't always get what we wish for, though.
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>>5639015
The asshurt consumes you
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>>5639083
>feeds popcorn
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>>5639060
Hmm, I hope to hear you say something similar later tonight~
>He winks as he pours her glass to the brim with the dark red wine. It was a wonderful vintage and he clearly knew what he was looking for in classy wine. He clinks his glass with hers before drinking, ear listening for the timer
So, tell me about yourself oh lovely miss Parasoul~
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>>5638952
But the sharkie... ;-;
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>>5639047
Yeah, I don't see why we can't wait for him here! He'll probably come looking for me eventually!
>Kula has no idea how wrong she is but that doesn't matter that much right now. She sits her butt straight down with the space core in her lap as she waits patiently for Maxima
Soooo you got a name, Mr. Space?
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>>5639014
Neither do I fellow Anon. His rp is really just average compared to others. So I am honestly baffled as to why everyone and their mother worships him like he's the greatest rper in the threads.
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Music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEXCSDXJY6I
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>>5639083
>bakes a cupcake
>feeds her on a comfy chair
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>>5639053
Gets to be a problem when everybody worships the ground he walks on. You want to prop him up don't be surprised when people come to level the field.
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>>5639060
>To him, Parasoul was perfection. Her beautiful form. Her perfect legs. Her sultry voice. Those were her blessings but perhaps her curse as well. Led by an insatiable lut, he man ligned his throbbing cock against the entrance of her sex before pushing his throbbing rod past her folds.
I-I'm sorry, my Queen. I-I can't resist anymore... Ahhh!
>With that, he desperately began to move his crotch upward, thrusting into the Ruler of the Canopy Kingdom.
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>>5639111
cute installation
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>>5639046
What did you sa-
>Her eyes widen as the length goes into her backdoor. She definitely didn't see that coming. But as the other tendril makes its way into her sopping slit, she begins relaxing again, the walls of both holes loosening a bit as they're invaded. She goes back to her seductive bedroom eyes, looking the creature in the face.
Mmm. I'm loving it already.
>>5639111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dm_5qWWDV8
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>>5639098
Oh, I wouldn't worry about the shark.

I'd say you should be more worried about yourself. If I do decide to go this direction, expect Nibbles but with extra tentacles.
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>>5639111
You already posted that song before, you unoriginal hipster fuck.
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>>5639117
I can't hardly wait.
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>>5639101
>The space core would nod in response to her comment and question. But he didn't have a head tho. The space core would just move his eye up and down like a nod with a head...close enough to a nod. After he was set down in her lap, the core would look up to her.
My name is space core. What is your name lady?
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I want to fuck the Hoppo.
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>>5638766
I SAID, GET BENT-
>>5638869
Heeey, thanks dude! You're a real pal!

>>5638801
Hmmm...A date! And the loser has to pay for EVERYTHING!
>As she says this and she hits one of thecinner circles
HA HA! I'm gettin' better, and you're gettin' woorse
>Now the Boat is starting to get smug as shes beating the guy
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>>5639094
>>5639114
>Of course, she accepts the presents while lounging back in the comfortable chair. A test bite to the cupcake proves that it's a bit moist, but not overwhelmingly so. She ignores the popcorn, a specter of yesterday haunting her as she glances at the puffy snack.
Thank you, thank you! Now...what is it that you wanted?
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>>5639134
>Nibbles but with extra tentacles
>
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>>5636791
Lore does /d/ stuff but his presence makes anons triggered. Doing non-vanilla roleplaying would probably make it worse
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>>5639150
>Blood gushes from the wound on his head
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>>5639134
nah man idk if I would lewd a sharkie shark, unfortunately
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>>5639145
My name's Kula. But my closest friends call me "kiddo" or "stupid idiot, stop freezing my cigarettes." I'm usually called that last one after freezing his cigarettes because they're stinky.
>Kula smiles at the space core brightly. At least she has that going for her
Space Core's a cool name! I like it! I wonder where you got a name like that, though.
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>>5639150

Just seeing to it that your assets get the proper respect, ma'am

>Tips fedora
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>>5636791
Why don't you do it?
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>>5639057
"You're right! The SHSL Soldier letting herself become a creep's plaything, it's so hopeless!"
>She was reaching her climax at the thoughts of her social demise through pregnancy, and a miserable (gleeful, to her) departure from Junko out of shame. Such was the mind of Mukuro
"Please, leave me wrecked and beyond hope!"
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>>5639122
No.
>>5639138
Yeah, I know, been listening to it on repeat a lot lately. Thanks for noticing, though.
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>>5639189
>throws a can of Mountain Dew at you
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>>5639130
Eh don't like that
>A tendril wraps around her face covering her eyes
Better!
>The tendrils inside her expand inside her
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>>5639163
And those tentacles could do so many things. Inject victims with an aphrodisiac, cut them up a little or a lot, bondage, etc. It'd be like a swiss army knife of rape.

>>5639178
Not even a half shark half octopus rape monster? Unfortunate. And yet again I have no D.va lewdable avatars. I'll have to give New! Nibbles a test run on someone else some other time then. I need to eat something anyway.
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>>5639221
>the tendrils inside her expand inside her
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>>5637164
>You will never get to have vanilla sex with a generic anime girl
Feels... indifferent
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>>5639245
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>>5639218
>Implying i'd drink that

Might aswell chuck me a can of rat poison, pal.
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>>5639221
>tendrils inside her expand inside her

...What?
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>>5639222
Th-That sounds...so...beautiful....
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>>5639245
Cute fro-microcock nigger
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>>5639222
Sorry bab, sharks are just too pure and sacred to me
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>>5639245
I thought you liked redundant bullshit, Owain. Oh wait, it wasn't a page long.
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>>5639245
really makes u think
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>>5639221
Nice writing there, CELESTIA
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>>5639264
*as well
>chucks the rat poison at you
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>>5639204
I have a few times before
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>>5639150
A date? I wouldnt mind that, you have money right?
>He throws his last dart, again the result shocks him
>When adding up the score they tied
>His mind quickly races with an alternative
Well we both suck and got lucky so how about, I pay for the date and get the lap pillow? You get to be treated and I get to the lap pillow today!
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>>5639245
>Owain thinking he has a place to judge
>Owain thinking he can just show up in the threads at all
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>>5639221
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>>5639301
>It was a hologram
>The rat poison reflects back at you, hitting you right in the dick
>You like this because you are a masochist fuck
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>>5639221
oh my god i'm dying this is funnier than "tounge"
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We should put Owain in a pretty dress and buttfuck him.
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>>5639205
>His arms wrap around her back and throw her down onto her back on the couch she was riding him on. He takes control, thrusting hard and fast for as long as he could before finally releasing. The man was probably old enough to be her father yet he seemed to have no issues making her a mother. His seed flows into her, cock pressed right against her womb as he fires
"How pathetic a girl are you?~"
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>>5639221
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>>5638930
It would be a bunch of bland anime girls with no actual differences between one another, ending with some mediocre faggot like Iowa, DMG, or Ragyo winning
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>>5639221
Why are ESL rpers accepted?
I mean you wrote 21 words and you still fucked up
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>>5639336
Sign me up.
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>>5639221
That's good to know, I thought the ones inside her expanded outside
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>people expecting anything out of carnagefag at this point
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>>5639221
Okay, not cool!
>She effortlessly breaks a hand away from the bounds, pulling the tendril off her eyes.
I want to see you while you do this to me.
>Her grin is wider than before as she takes the expanding lengths like they're nothing, the only sign that she's even noticed them being her heavier breathing.
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>>5639221
FUCKING KEK
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>>5639367
Tentacles usually expand outside when the beast is ready to ejaculate.
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>>5639180
>The core seemed a bit confused by those names, but he would just call her Kula for now.
I got the name space ore when I was created. I am a core who knows allot about space. Oh and the cosmos. They are also apart of space. And the meteors, asteroids, and other space rocks too. They are really neat.
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>>5639331
>that sexy dance
Hnnggggg
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>>5639221
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>>5639336
Kyouko should keep that thirsty nigger on a leash, along with the other dogs he sends to the threads
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>>5639221
>points and laughs
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>>5639221
>Carnagefag this bad at writing a sentence
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>>5639393
Well, while we wait for the old man, why don't you tell me about...
>Kula, no
hmm...
>KULA, DON'T
space!
>FUCK
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>>5639414
If we put a leash on Owain, would Harley try to fuck him?
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Stop bullying.
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>>5639221
God fucking damn it

Never change, /ERP/...
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>>5639430
DMG has a weakspot for thread pariash so probably
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>>5639221
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>>5639437
Just letting everyone know it was Owain who encourages others to shit on roleplayers who probably have English as a second language.
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>>5639379
....How long could you have done that?
>He felt a little unnerved with her being able to break free at anytime
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>>5639472
>Owain trying to get the threads to find a new target for shitposting that isn't him

I knew that nigger was fake af from the start
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>>5639451
Plus DMG does sissification so it's perfect.
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>>5639221
Too. Fucking. Good.
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>>5639472
proof???
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>>5639490
But DMG is shit at roleplaying
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>>5639245
>>5639504
????
He's fucking scum.
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>>5639487
>writing two sentences

Butthurt
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>>5639504
A lot of these images Owain has used in the Discord. Plus he started the whole thing
>>5639245
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>>5639466
HALF A PRESSES
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>>5639534
Oh shit
You are right
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>>5639487
>She shrugs, now obviously unrestrained.
I was always in control.
>As soon as she finishes talking, she gasps as her walls tighten, quivering as she prepares for climax. She moves both her arms to his shoulders, bracing herself.
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>>5639506
Yeah, much shittier than
>>5639487
Or
>>5639379
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>>5639543
You can't say it's only a half A press!
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>>5639532
>he's doing that thing he always does but it's after everyone shat on him for making a simple mistake so he must be assmad
Stupid idiot.
Carnage isn't A-class number 1 superbest top tier roleplayer, sure, but he's having fun and people enjoy playing with him. What are you doing with your life?
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>>5639565
Hi TJ "Henry" Yoshi
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>>5639568
Same, but I can actually write above the education level of a 1st grader.
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>>5639095
>Parasoul lets out a little laugh at the remark as they clink glasses
Perhaaps, maybe if you play your cards right.
>Parasoul takes a sip of her wine...she instantly lets out a little 'Ooohh' she proceeds to take a couple more little sips
Oh my! This truly is fine wine! You have better tastes then I imagined!

>>5639118
>Parasoul lets out an unprepared gasp as the anon suddenly thrusts into her private little kingdom of bliss. She bites her tongue, trying to hold back a louder gasp. She turns to face the anon, tears welling in her eyes. Now Parasoul was no virgin, but lord, she was not prepared for that
Lo-Lord...co-couldn't yo-you at least tr-try?
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>>5639593
Jesus, Owain, you're kind of an asshole, aren't you?
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>>5639426
You want to know about space? I can certainly tell you about space!
>If Kula thought it was a good idea to ask, it would not take long until she would be regretting it. The space core talked very fast and about everything he knew about space, fast enough to where someone writing it didn't even bother writing down every single thing he said...but it was allot and it seemed to never end.
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>>5639593
Owain stop shitposting Carnage and go back to the Discord
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So Owain just posted. Who wants to try and guess with me how many (you)s he is going to get. I am better at least 6.
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>>5639606
Owain gets easily jealous about people he perceives as receiving more attention than him. Probably an only child growing up.
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>>5639600
What can I say, I know how to play my cards right~
>He sips a bit more before standing to move the vegetables off the stove. The chicken still had a little while but the side dish needed be to cooled down. He moved to sit back in his previous spot and hoped she had been drinking more while he was up
So what would you like to know about your 'teacher' hmm?
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>>5639593
Where were you when Owain revealed himself to be a complete asshole?
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>>5639593
#buttfuckowain
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>>5639618
*Betting
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>>5639562
Okay doing this border line normal it is!
>Grabbing her legs with both hands keeping them in the air
>The tendril that she ripped from her face had return, this time aiming to go in her mouth
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>>5639593
Notice how Carnage is still ERPing despite your attempt to shitposting away? You're pathetic, Owain.
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>>5639588
Oh wew no link
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>>5639634
Just stop, seriously. It's embarrassing to see you try.
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>>5639568
Honestly? I really don't give a damn what anyone has to say, shit happens, people fuck up, life moves on
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>>5639607
>Kula would very likely have been bored halfway through Space Core's third sentence if it wasn't very likely that Space Core was speaking a single run-on sentence
Um...Well, do...do you like anything besides space?
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>>5639665
What did Carnage ever do to you, Owain?
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>>5639618
i'm gonna go with 8 for $500, alex
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>>5639600
I-I'm sorry but I couldn't resist you...
>With his twitching dick inside her, the invader to the Kingdom's most sacred treasure pushed his crotch forward several times, effectively fucking Parasoul rather viciously! Despite his lust, he felt nothing but complete admiration towards her...
My Queen... Let us become one...
>As she turned her head to look at him, he dared to plant a kiss on her lips while a lone hand took a hold of hers, fingers locking tightly as he felt his orgasm getting closer and closer, aided by her incredible and wonderful cunt.
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>>5639339
"Haaa... Such a pitiful girl!"
>Mukuro gave a warm welcome to the stranger now on top, wrapping her legs around his waist and arms around his neck as she was filled to the brim with semen. Her cherry had been popped in the most shameful way possible, in a brothel without even getting paid, and part of Mukuro's orgasm seemed to stem from this. She let go of her grip around his neck and fell back on the couch, keeping her breathing in check, just about.
And I didn't even get to see Junko-chan...
>The intimidating, businesslike atmosphere he had previously sensed around her had returned. She stood up, a trail of cum leaking from under her skirt, making her grimace slightly.
Where's the exit?
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>>5639634
Ah... Ah!
>Palutena's hands shiver on his shoulders as she struggles to stay up while climaxing, but him holding up her legs keeps her from collapsing completely. After it's over, she leans her head back a bit, mouth hanging open as she unintentionally invites the third tendril.
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>>5639672
Okay, that wasn't my best attempt at defending someone and I'm sorry. But people do enjoy roleplaying with you and that counts more than the shitters. Honestly, I like you. I like you a lot and I'd like you even if you fucked up with every post.
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>>5639665
>Owain is saying this
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>>5639681
Damn. It stopped at 5. I'm going to bet lower this time at 4.
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>>5639672
You're good in my book, Carnage. Just keep doing your thing and don't mind the shitposters.
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>>5639696
Just blow each other already.
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>>5639680
>>5639697
I strongly doubt this is actually Owain.
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>>5639720
Some guys are known to do desperate things when they're up against the wall.
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>>5639696
(That's cool, I'm just trying to keep it chilled)
>>5639692
>It probes into her mouth
Still hungry for more? Figured ya being a goddess and all
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>>5639311
Wa-Wait...Like right now? You want to use my lap? Sh-Shit, I was seriously banking on winning...This is gonna be awkward...
>Tenryuu pats her lap sheepishly, giving the anon permission to lay down on it
...I'm totally draining your wallet on that date? Capeesh? Be-Better take out a loan or something...
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>>5639692
>>5639690
>>5639673
>>5639665
>>5639662
>>5639600
>>5639593
>pets
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>>5639720
It does seem a bit caustic for someone who usually is a bit more passive aggressive.
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>>5639697
Owain is offline now. I think he'd he shitting up the lobby too with his bragging about shitposting.
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>>5639588
>Junko proceeded to casually emerge from around the corner with a camera.
"There's a reason I was being nice to you, sis."
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>>5639665
At first, I just thought "bluh bluh Owain is bad" was just another erp meme that I didn't grasp, so I continued to have a neutral opinion towards him.
But now, I really don't like you, and can see what everyone's talking about. You're a cunt.
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Owain made the first post shitting on Carnage and is now trying to save his own ass be pretending he's being impersonated.
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>>5639742
>pets the petanon
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>>5639736
>Palutena is given no time to react as it invades her mouth, eyes widening once again as she tastes his member. Once she's used to it, she closes her eyes and rests her arms, allowing him to now finally have full control as she's suspended in the air.
Mmmm...
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>>5639720
Funny. They are not connected in the discord. He always is in discord if they are posting here.
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>>5639748
>kissu
>>
Holy fuck you guys are so easily baited it's embarassing.
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Has anybody seen my Nep?

I fear she'd fled after our last 'session'.
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>>5639673
>He probably did speak in a single run-on sentence. But if he did pause for more sentences, it was something not easily noticed. Tho once she asked if he liked anything besides space, the core would actually go silent for once. That silence seemed to last for a good half a minute before he spoke once more.
No. I only like space.
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>>5639747
>>5639794
You can go Invisible on Discord now
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>>5639805
I hope they stqy gone. Nep is a bad character.
>>
Discord allows users to go invisible now
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>>5639742
Hi, PetAnon!

>>5639810
O-oh...
>And then Kula decides to awkwardly hug the core
Well I like you, Space Core! You're funny! And you really, really like space!
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>>5639748
Sis? Sis! I knew you were too smart to be just nice to me for no reason! Your plots are so devious... What will you do with the pictures?
>Mukuro was almost salivating at the possibilities Junko had at her disposal, the things she could do.
>>5639798
>stabbu
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>>5639749
>>5639697
>>5639680
>>5639630
>>5639615
>>5639606

Are you cunts actually defending him?! Jesus, he's absolutely terrible! I'm doing you a fucking favor. Goddamn, I know you all have this hateboner or whatever against me because people just prefer to play with me, but this is actually pathetic. Never thought these threads could get so bad to the point where you defend a literal 3 year old writer.
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>>5639822
>shitposting new nep, sweetest player next to Sponty and Iowa
>oh yeah people shitpost iowa for no reason too
Man fuck this place
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>>5639842
>kissu
<3
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>>5639737
>He walks over and lays down, resting his head on her lap as he looks up into her one golden eye with a confident smile
Hmm, draining my wallet for a date with the cutest girl with an eyepatch, I think that this lap pillow makes it all worth it
>He flashes her a thumbs up as he rubs his head more into her lap
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>>5639843
Pretty much confirmed not Owain. Got it. I feel stupid for having fallen for it in the first place.
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>>5639843
>implying this isn't a reverse false flag
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>>5639859
Might be the old Tsuyu.
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>>5639822
And just who left you out of your kennel long enough that you'd get so cocky as to trashtalk her?

If she's not here to relieve my stress, then I...
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>>5639820
>>5639823
He didn't post nothing in all day and come on.

>>5639843
Try to read this with the voice of Owain. Actually I'm sad that this anon has to pretend to be Owain actually.
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>>5639805
Saw the Neps last night, it was her time to shine
>>5639783
Finally! I'm in charge here!
>He clamped his own mouth around her breast suckling on her nipple
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>>5639776
>Leans into pets
>Purrs

>>5639839
Hello to you, too!

>>5639878
>Pets!
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>>5639805
Nep usually works the graveyard shift.
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>>5639843
Bamboozled again, oh well.
>>
>>5639883
He was posting earlier, his name is spooky now and he apparently got his role removed so he would be white
>>
>>5639859
I'm guessing it's someone trying to keep the Owain hate circlejerk going by pretending to be him.
>>
Summoning Miyafuji
>>
>>5639883
owain is a smart shitposter

he's reverse-false flagging like
>>5639872 said
>>
>>5639710
i'll do the same then. I'll go with 3
>>
>>5639874
This would actually make sense
>>
>>5639878
She's terrible at writing, as are you and every other generic anime character here.
>>
What's going on? We shitting on Carnage? Let me join in.

YOUR HAIR DOESN'T MATCH YOUR SHIRT!
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>>5639853
>boot to the headu
>>
Hi
Mecha
Lore
Jinx
Hotaru
Owain
Vira
Paul
DMG
Nue
Tsuyu
Jade
Kyouko
EGG
>>
>>5639934
Fuck off DMG
>>
>>5639942
>Hotaru
What did Hotaru do?
>>
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>>5639843
(You cut that out)
>>
>>5639942
>no Lupin

Hi Lupin
>>
>>5639935
>moans loudly
>>
>>5639942
What's happening sunshine, lollipops and rainbows?
>>
>>5639959
Its a fake! Don't listen to it Neo
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>>5639959
>filename
>
>>
>>5639925
Yeah, it's likely he saw Owain using Tsuyu and is now shitposting him for using his ava.
>>
>>5639978
>>5639967
>>5639959
>also pets
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>>5639839
>The space core did without a doubt like space. But well when you were designed only to know stuff about space, it would be hard not to.
I like you too Kula. It is not often I find someone who listens to me talking about space without telling me to silence myself.
>>
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>>5639934
>This triggers me the most
>Now I have to leave forever and make a paragraph about how making fun of a combination of my shirt and hair really hurts muh feel
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>>5639886
>Having surrendered control to the monster, the only reaction she has to his mouth is soft moaning, muffled by the tendril in her mouth. Her walls tighten once again, clamping down on the members as they pump her as much as she can take.
Mph!
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>>5639928
F-list is over the hill. Do your posterior a favour and oil it up before you parade out for shemale dick.

>>5639887
>lightly, lovingly tazes back.

>>5639898
She should become a full-time toy isntead.
>>
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I need a fat cock in my mouth this instant.
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>>5639992
>Licks pet anon's hand so every pet after her's is sticky

>>5639999
(That's what you get for trying to roleplay in a roleplay thread.)
(Oh, and your sports team<My sports team)
(Nice quads doe.)
>>
>>5639995
Well, that's dumb! I mean, you're really good at space!...What if you're the best at space?!
>Kula holds the space core high above her head in an almost Simba-like manner
My new friend is the best at space!
>>
>>5640015
Good ass
>>
>>5640015
>Is tazed. Recoils.
H-hey! None of that...

>>5640034
.-. But...But why?
>>
>>5640021
NEED A PLUMP CLUCKER OVER HERE!
>The kitchen fires up, activity coming out as the banging of pots and pants, flames roaring toward the ceiling, and chefs shouting amongst each other. Within moments, a fat rooster, cooked to golden-brown perfection, pops out from a duct just above Asuka's mouth, and lodges between her lips.
GOOD JOB, BOYS!
>>
>It's another "Jinx false flags an ava to get them shitposted off the threads because they don't join her circlejerk" episode
Thanks guys, keep it up.
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>>5639976
>good, that's her boss
>...one of her bosses
>she places her hands on her hips and huffs

>>5639978
>B0SS
>Neo smooches him back cheerily, going up onto her tippytoes to reach, before outright standing on his shoes

>>5639999
(F-fuck)
>>
>>5639843
You're not doing anyone any fucking favors by interfering with the primary function of the thread that is people typefucking, you self righteous idiot. Cunts like you is the reason you can't even typefuck in peace here and have to resort to running into discord circlejerks or "profile" websites.
>>
>>5640061
>Jinx
>out of all the people you could try and blame
>Jinx
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Rape me, rape me my friend
Rape me, rape me again
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one

Hate me
Do it and do it again
Waste me
Rape me, my friend
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
>>
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>>5640003
Oh wait I can do this!
>A second head buds out of his neck clamping down on her left breast and starts sucking
>>5640034
Kevin Nash be damned!
>>5640021
>Slowly inches a fat piece of chicken to her mouth
>>
>>5639623
Well, I suppose the obvious would beee
>Parasoul puts her glass down and rests her elbows on the table.
What do you see in an old woman like me, hmm?
>Parasoul wasn't all that old at all, in fact, she was in her early thirties...prime wife age.

>>5639687
>It's like Parasoul feels his passion, she lets out a sigh...well attempts too...it was really just kind of a low moan...hard to do much else when you're getting fucked with the intent to impregnate.
Ha-Haa...Fine, yo-you're lucky I can fee-
>She's cut off by the anon planting the kiss on her lips...This seems to be what flips her switch as she harshly thrusts her hips forward against his...It's almost as powerful as his vicious passion filled thrusts of love. Of course she doesn't stop at one, she tries to keep a steady, brutal, rhythm with his, bucking and pulling with his every thrust
>>
>>5640060
Jesus fuck, I can't stop laughing.
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>>5639935
I want your AK. Looks amazing
>>
>>5640073
>>5639843
samefag
>>
>>5640054
Now you'll never pet again
Get rekt kiddo.

>>5640077
(I'M THE ONLY DAMN PERSON IN THIS THREAD THAT'D GET THIS JOKE. FUCK YOU.
>I ain't RPing so I'll dive away now
>>
>>5640071
If you do it once, you'll do it twice
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>>5640054
Just like you express your love in pets, this is just my own special means.
Are you saying you don't like it..?

>>5640042
What sort of a man only sits and stares?
It'd be only more amusing to see you suffocate under it.
>>
>>5640077
Fuck you, I got that reference.
>>
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>>5640086
>it's a shitposter stirring shit so it has to be Paul
Sigh...
>>
>>5640104
Now I know you're just making shit up.
>>
>>5640015
Shemales are garbage, just like your attempts to sound superior. You're embarrassingly bad at this.
>>
>>5640116
Lucky for you I want to die
>>
Master gimme cummies
>>
>>5640079
I dont see an old woman at all, I see a beautiful young woman who tries to be everything in the world at once. I see someone who could use a helping hand in blowing off steam and finally I see a woman who really needs another glass of wine~
>He tops off her drink then tops off his own and takes a sip. He twirls the glass in his fingers and looks into her uncovered eye
And what did you come to a place like this looking for?
>>
>>5640124
Actually i thought it was someone impostering you aswell.
>>
>>5640124
Are you the real Paul or you just download his shit when he died?
>>
>>5640131
Why do you bother? Does this really give you that good of a laugh?
>>
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>>5640063
(YOU ARE GODDAMN ADORABLE)
>Roman provides assistance by wrapping his arms around her tiny waist and lifting her up to his level

>>5639992
Mind the hat.
>>
>>5640116
That's how you show your love?! Well, at least it means good things just...Gently, please?
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>>5640077
>Palutena lets out a sharp gasp as the second head plays with her other breast. Her eyes open once again, trying to look down at the monster sucking on both her breasts, but the member in her mouth blocks her view.
>"This thing is full of surprises."
>Her walls tighten further as she prepares for a second orgasm, though at this point she can't do much to brace herself.
>>
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>>5640093
S'alright, catch you when you do
>>5640063
Time to go on tumblr and complain!
>>5640117
Yeah I really tore down the house with that one
>>
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>>5640140
no

>>5640139
hey, me too!

>>5640147
oh, how lovely~

>>5640155
i wish you were right
>>
>>5640079
>Merciless thrusts continued for a while, viciously pounding the Canopy Kingdom's most desired treasure.Hhe thickness of his shaft caressed her inner love walls and the bulbous head kissed her cervix. Thanks to the previous caresses of her buttocks against his manhood, he was fully aroused and prepared to try his luck at giving her an heir.
My Queen, I'm going to cum... Forgive me...
>True to his words, the man thrusted back and forth until he was hit by his orgasm, hot, thick ropes of white cum filling her insides as he emptied the contents of his testes inside the Princess.
Ahhh!
>>
>>5640172
FUCK YOU, KEEP 'EM COMING!
>>
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>>5640036
I don't know if I am the best at space. But I do know allot about space.
>The core wouldn't deny being called the best at space tho.
I AM THE SPACE CORE! THE BEST AT SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
>>
>>5640182
I thought you said you'd fuck off. Didn't take?
>>
>>5639857
Ye-Yeah? You won't be saying that when I drain you dry and you're left without a house!
>Despite her harsh words, there's a cute little tinge of red spreading across her cheeks
Yo-You better be thankful that you got lucky... well I mean we both got lucky...bu-but that doesn't matter!
>>
>>5640182
>low caps at all time
Hi Red
>>
>>5639942
Can I be put on this list
>>
Has anyone seen Jun the trap lately?
>>
>>5640155
It's obviously a new LD as someone downloaded his folder of images and asked a few questions yesterday or the day before about the character.
>>
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>>5640192
>Kula hops to her feet, still holding the Space Core above her head, and starts running all over the place excitedly
THE BEST AT SPAAAAAACE!
>>
>>5640214
Hi anon.
>>
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>>5639842
"What am I going to do?"
>Junko tapped her chin with a finger, humming to herself as she thought what she /could/ do with these pictures.
"Well, I /could/ sell them and the porn video I got."
>She held up a camcorder in the other hand, flipping the viewfinder closed before putting it in her bag.
"Or I could just hold them over your head to make sure you listen to me..actually, why not go another round with one of the guys here? I'd love some more footage."
>>
>>5640225
Not for quite a while.
>>
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>>5640234
(I'm not that guy. I'm said it would take some time because i still have a lot to watch from the series)
>>
>>5640234
Maybe that's what Paul wants you to think!
>>
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>>5640131
Ah, how terrible.

>>5640139
Straight-up murder is crude, just like how taking any random prostitute off the street for instant sexual gratification is.
There's a lot of teasing to be done before your sweet release, anon~!

>>5640163
I wasn't gentle enough?
You're very demanding for what you are.
>>
>>5640225
Different time zones. But they only play at the morning.
>>
>>5640206
If you run me out of house and home on the date I just have to live with you dont I? I think I would be getting plenty lucky in a few ways if that happend~
>He flashes her a playful wink before his hand reaches to cup her cheek. His gentle smile welcoming and warm... and clearly belonging to her
>>
>>5640255
Can you ship with DMG and we can just forget about all that autism in between?
>>
>>5640243
>kissu
>>
>>5640260
Go ahead and tease me then
>>
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>>5640167
>She wouldn't need to
>Once again she was coiled by the tendrils
>Wrapping around her arms putting them above her head
>>5640188
Ever seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Secret Of The Ooze?
>>
>>5640225
He showed up earlier as the bunny girl from Strike Witches and posted his discord
>>
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>>5640276
(Son, i don't do ships.)
>>
>>5640260
>He raises his open hands, violently shaking them.
I didn't mean to be demanding!!! Be...As gentle or not as you'd like then?
>>
>>5640276
This is exactly what Paul would do. Pretend to be gone, then come back as LD to woo DMG again.
>>
>>5640236
Oh
>>
>>5640243
Uh, she still has one hole that's not being used yet, right?
>>
>>5640290
Yeah, a while ago. Why?
>>
>>5640160
Wait, you're telling me that making obese neckbeards that pretend to be anime characters upset isn't funny?
>>
>>5640294
BOO!
>Throws rotting fruit at
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Geez, Anon! You are hopeless!
>>
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>>5640297
Fun fact.
I never watched an episode of Wander of Yonder in my life.
>>
>>5640326
What did I do this time, Tohsaka?
>>
>>5640326
>kissu
>smacks ass
>>
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>>5639965
Disgusting.
>>5640084
Get your own, Ruskie.
>>5640243
<NIGGA I HAVE AN ESSAY TO WRITE ANOTHER ROUND IS ABOUT AS LIKELY AS GARY JOHNSON KNOWING WHAT TRIPOLI, ALEPPO AND RAQQA ARE>
Big sis, I'm hurt! You know I always listen to you!
>Mukuro through her arms around her twin and hoped for forgiveness for her insolence in advance.
But I'm too tired, I'm sorry, I can't!
>She sobbed hysterically into Junko's shoulder.
J-just sell the videos!
>>
>>5640315
Not really. Mel Brooks movies are funny. Standup comedy is (sometimes) funny. Making other people angry just to have a laugh at their expense isn't funny to me.
>>
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>>5640304
Nash played the Super Shredder, remember how he was beaten?
>>
>>5640161
>
>pulled up to his height, she macks on him for another moment before popping off, little illusion hearts bubbling above her head
>hello, Roman

>>5640172
I love Tumblr! I can change my skin color to whatever I want and complain about everything!
>>
>>5640329
Yet you had the disgusting taste to find Dom attractive in the first place. Sasuga DMG
>>
New thread:
>>5640355
>>5640355
>>5640355
>>5640355
>>5640355
>>
>>5640326
You're right, I should get around to offing myself
>>
>>5640344
Oh, I thought the first one was a joke about tearing his quads. Nash was Super Shredder? Really?
>>
>>5640347
That's a fine greeting if I've ever gotten one.
>>
>>5640340
{Why write an essay when you can t y p e f u c k}
>Junko just grinned and flicked her forehead with a soft giggle. She ruffled the girl's hair, looking at how much tape she had left in her camera.

"I can always just wait for you to get your energy back up. Imagine a series of porn videos, starring you as the main character!"
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