HG thread
War ended in eight nights compared to school's three.
>>5613000
Negative, I am a human created android built for the purpose of slaying monstrosities known as shadows.
>>5613009
I do not believe many here would take kindly to your sudden subjugation. In fact, there are a fair few that are also of the status of king.
>>5613005
Thank you for hosting.
>>5613002
>Nui's eyes bug out at Russia losing his heart, and she's suddenly much, much more interested in him
NO WAY!
YOU'RE MADE OUTTA LIFE-FIBERS TOO!?
OMIGOSHI'VEALWAYSWANTEDABROTHERTHANKYOUSWEETPRIMORDIALLIFEFIBER!
OMIGOSSHHHH!
>>5612997
Pfft, typical lowly monkey.
>>5613009
Only the finest clothing the world has to offer!
And the scions of the Life Fibers!
>>5613005
>>5612993
Thanks for hosting hon.
>hugs
>>5613002
Ahh....thas a good idea mng....I'll get some shut eye before I get to thf point where I hump everfin in sight...
Night!
>>5613026
Well TOO BAD!
This'll is my land now! And you'll have to like it!
>>5613030
Life Fiber?
>>5613024
I wouldn't know about that. I'd think you'd fit in with us fairly easily, in fact.
>>5613030
>She rolls her eyes
I am anything but lowly, and you hardly look inhuman yourself.
>>5613049
Farewell.
Furry porn is Kamina
>>5612997 (UNDER DA SEA)
Кaк вceгдa.
>He laughs to himself.
Perhaps not, but it just stuck out to me, дa? I just saw it as an interesting thought.
>>5613030
>He puts up his hands in a defensive expression, laughing nervously.
C-Calm down, my friend! You're going too fast for me to comprehend you! Please, slow down so I can understand you properly, miss!
>>5613049
...O-Oh, my... Good night, FP, amd I hope you have a good rest!
>>5613055
>Nui darts towards the girl, glaring at her with her one good eye.
Wanna bet, sweetcheeks?~
>W-were Nui's teeth always that jagged?
>>5613060
You're made of Life Fibers! Just like meeeeeee!
The only one like that is Ryuuko, and she kinda sorta hates my guts!
Even though love and hate are two sides of the same coin...
>>5613052
These!
>Nui throws a bunch of red glowing thread into the air, catching them just as easily.
>They twitch in her grasp, ever so slightly..
>>5613026
No problem, Aigis.
>>5613044
Are you always this affectionate? Take this before you get cold. You're already not wearing pants.
>>5613049
Keep it to Fyxe. Good night FP.
>>5613055
You mean...
I don't think I could, Ariel.
>>5613086
What's so special about 'em? It's just red fiber.
>>5613060
Ugh.
And you think of trivial thinks like this a lot, don't you?
>>5613086
>Her expression remains cold and unreadable. Frankly, if it gave off any less emotion, her gaze would seem practically dead.
I don't carry much money with me.
>>5613090
You may be surprised.
Hm? And what do you think I mean?
>>5613052
No, I do not believe I do. I have much more important matter to attend to, such as recharge.
>She walks away
>>5613086
Now, now, I don't think I know what these "Life Fibers" are, however. There's a possibility that I could be made out of them, but let's not jump to conclusions there!
Hm... I don't know why she would hate you, my friend. Apart from the initial shock factor, you don't seem like a bad person, дa? Perhaps she just sees something in you no one else does.
>>5613105
Mm. Be prepared for me to use short phrases like those all the time.
Yes, yes, I do. I just find them as interesting little quirks, that's all. Nothing I should be concerning you about, дa?
>>5613106
You'll see!
YOU'LL ALL SEE!
BWAA HAHAHAHAHA!!!
>>5613105
You said us. I assumed you meant your tribe or something.
>>5613106
See you Aigis.
>>5613090
I love it! Thanks for making something special like this just for me.
>hugs harder
>>5613125
Indeed I did think you would. Why?
>>5613106
Farewell, machine.
>>5613116
And be prepared for me to be short-spoken in general.
It seems like that would grow on peoples' nerves rather quickly.
>>5613058
Doubt it
>>5613103
Watch this!
>Nui's hands go into a full blur, and before the King Of Koopa's very eyes..
>It's a fucking red, glowing skyscraper.
>Not a big one, but it's realisitic for being about as tall as the girl itself.
>Working lights, too.
Tadaaa!~
>>5613116
I don't get it either!
I mean, I ONLY killed her dad like, one time!
Ryuuko is such a drama queeen.
>>5613105
I don't want your money.
I'm proving a point.
And that point is that I'm so far above you monkeys, I'm practically an angel.
>>5613138
If only I could reach my book. Not that I completely mind this but you must be feeling something now.
>>5613154
Tell me why I would fit there. Being with you, it feels like I would be a different vibe to your people. Ones they seem to like.
>>5613154
I get that a lot, so I doubt I'll be phased.
...You'd think so, but it doesn't seem to annoy anyone at all. Maybe because I don't bring it up too often, дa?
>>5613174
Hm. I don't know... If you did it in front of her, she has a bit of a good reason to be a bit miffed at that, дa? Apart from that, you don't seem like a bad person. To me, at least.
>>5613174
Alright....
You have my interest...
What else can it do?
>>5613175
Huuuh? I wasn't trying to feel you up or anything, honest. Sorry to make you feel uncomfortable hon.
I'll just go back to what I was doing. Thanks again for the pretty card.
>>5613174
>If the statement bothers her she sure doesn't look the pare.
I fail to see how you're making it.
>>5613175
Well, at least physically you'd look the part if you changed your dress.
...And your calm nature certainly doesn't hurt. "Vibe"?
>>5613194
Hmh. Good.
Or they've just seen too much, or are too 'kind'.
>>5613213
Oнa бyдeт paбoтaть в кoнцe кoнцoв~ I am joking, I am joking.
Perhaps. Those reasons are true, but I don't bring it up too often, so we never expand much on that topic. I do not ask what they think of me every five seconds, after all.
I want to ERP with furry porn
>>5613204
I meant the- nevermind. Have a good night, Sadoko.
>>5613213
You know. Mood, atmosphere. Things like that. Glad you think though, Ariel. Really means something. Thanks for fixing my leg as well.
This weekend plus more was fun but I'm every kind of tired so...
>she begins climbing up the closest tree
I'll see you all another time. Later.
>when you read over past conversations and read it in their voices
>>5613225
If anything you seem the sort who'd continue heedlessly.
>>5613243
Well, most aren't quite as...tightly-wound as well. And any time.
>She looks up perplexedly
At least it's healthy enough for climbing. Farewell.
>>5613194
Not in front of her, but I left behind his dying ass for her to find!~
She got pretty pissed when I told her.
Went crazy.
>>5613213
You called me an average girl, didn't you?
I'm PROVING TO YOU, THAT I'M NOT!
DID YOU GET DROPPED ON YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU WERE A MONKEY BABY?
DIDJA HAVE A FALL FROM A COCONUT TREE?!
>>5613199
Well, you can make perfect death-dealers..
Like yours truly!
>>5613243
Farewell, Mizore!
>>5613254
I'm afraid I don't know what you mean there, Ariel. Do you mean about me asking them what they think of me, or...?
>>5613266
That sounds perfect!
How much for an army full?
>>5613266
Hm. If it was gory, she'd have a good reason to dislike you. I don't think that it'd turn out well if you told someone you killed their parent, but what would I know? I don't have any. Perhaps you know something I don't there? Bah. Aбcypдный.
>>5613247
>Baphomet
>Satanic
>HAhaha.
>No.
>>5613277
Ermm..
Uh..
Carry the two..
Approximately 3 million, 400 hundred thousand, 5 hundred and thirty six dollars and 20 cents.
You're gonna get 50 thousand regular old COVERS, you're gonna get 5 thousand COVERS who've got a host, and 500 clones of yours truly.
>>5613289
He was delving too deep into matters he didn't understand...
>>5613266
I never called you average. I called you human. If anything your temper's below-average.
And I've never seen a coconut tree in my life.
>>5613271
Heedless of whatever they might think. Regardless of if you asked or not.
>>5613300
I'll say it one more time to get it through your monkey skull.
I'M.
NOT.
>Nui rips off her head to emphasize the last word, bringing it reaaal close to Ariel.
HUMAN!
>>5613297
Uh... How much is that in gold coins the size of your head?
>>5613297
Ah. He knew something that he wasn't supposed to know. I have done that to many people before, I'll be honest with you. If I may ask... How did you kill him? If I am not being too nosy.
>>5613300
Ah, you're talking about the Russian. Well... I wouldn't say it as often, but... You definitely have me there, Ariel. I just do what comes naturally.
>>5613308
...
553.
>>5613312
Stabbed and slashed him with half of a giant scissor!
He got my eye with the other one..
>>5613320
Perfect!
And do you think I could get one tailor-made?
I wanna suit so red it'll put that plumber's hat to shame!
>>5613320
Hm... To be honest with you, I've heard of worse, but that is still quite brutal. My condolences, by the way.
...Where's the pair of scissors nowadays, if I may ask?
>>5613329
Mhm!~
Red is our speciality!
>Nui picks up a phone from her pocket, dialing a number.
MISS REI!
WE'VE GOT AN ORDER!
GET OFF YOUR ASS AND BRING IT THROUGH!
Tell Mama I said hi!~
>She hangs up after a bit.
Alright, they'll be here in approximately..
Oh look, there they are!
>>5613332
Well, I've got half..
Ryuuko has the other one.
Thank you about my eye, by the way!
>>5613305
>She stares in to Nui's good eye without so much as flinching
I've seen stranger things, if that's meant to emphasize it. You'll have to try harder to impress.
>>5613312
Not only that, but in general.
Not that we aren't talking in circles again.
>>5613346
I'm sure that there's supposed to be something poetic there... Something about irony. Hm. Кaк cмeшнo!
And, of course, you're welcome! I think you're talking about the condolences there...
>>5613348
...Are you trying to tell me something there, my friend? Because I think you're trying to tell me something there, but I'm totally lost...
It is how every conversation goes, come on now.
>>5613359
I hadn't realized that was how they're meant to.
And if I am, I think I've just given up on trying.
>>5613346
That was quick!
Alright then, here's your pay!
>He roars a mighty roar, and then suddenly, a huge golden airship flies out of the clouds. It's Cannon's fire, raining down coins to the ground.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TobDtX5gcCQ
>>5613359
Of course.
It's nice to get some condolences for greivous bodily harm.
Could be worse, could have been.. my arms...
>Nui looks down to her hands, flexing them back and forth
Yeah, they're still there!
>>5613329
>>5613346
>Bowser, this was to you!
>>5613383
>Nui watches with vague interest as the coins rain down, and.. one fucking hits her, taking her head clean off.
>No worries, she picks it right back up and places it right on her head
Well, that certainly didn't feel good!~
>>5613397
Uh... You alright there?
>>5613399
Never felt better!
Why do you ask?
>>5613370
It is like a game of tennis. It goes until the match ends or someone forfeits, дa? An analogy of sorts, although it isn't a good one.
...I can only hope that it wasn't something related to this conversation, but I could definitely be wring there...
>>5613385
I mean, if a personal tragedy was to happen, it'd be rude NOT to give you condolences, дa? I'm better than that, come on now! Moи coбoлeзнoвaния!
...That sounds very... Interesting, I must say. What was going to happen to your arms, again?
>>5613405
N-nevermind...
Now uh, how do I get them to follow me?
>>5613413
And I'm feeling too tired to keep competing.
>>5613424
I could only imagine. I am not as expressive as the others here, дa? Do you wish for me to let you go?
>>5613418
>Nui hands Bowser a bundle of thread.
Master thread. Tug it.
Should be good to go!
>>5613413
Ryuuko cut em off...
And then she stomped on em..
So I couldn't put em back on...
>>5613434
I would whether you did or not.
Goodnight, the lot of you.
>>5613438
Alrighty then.
Well, it's been fun, but I gotta head off.
Thanks for the suits! And you can keep the ship! I got more at home!
Later!
>
>>5613438
...
>Ivan shudders a bit, looking to the side.
It sounds less than desirable, that's for sure. I cannot say that I regenerate as well as you do, but... Once again, my condolences, my friend.
>>5613447
Was that supposed to be an insult there? Hm. Food for thought. Farewell, Ariel.
>>5613454
I will, thanksy kindly!
>>5613457
Yeah, but even if she did all of that..
I love her still! She's my sis, and, like I always say..
Love and hate are two sides of the same coin!
Well, anyway.. I gotta get goin. I can't stay up too late, a girl needs her beauty sleep!
>Nui hops onto the the massive airship that Bowser left her, and aftera few seconds, flies off.
>ANd this is the part where I head off too.
>It's 2am here.
>>5613454
Farewell, sir!
>>5613485
Family is more important than you would imagine, after all. I have two sisters as well, and despite how hectic it gets at times, I still love them with all my heart. It's natural, дa?
...An airship? Hm. How strange. Not as strange as me, but... Farewell, miss, and have a good rest! Cпoкoйнoй нoчи!
>Good night!
shnutting™, the act of shitting while nutting
shnut / shnutting / shnutted
shh·nut
verb
to shit while nutting. “I was trying to nut, but I accidentally ended up shnutting"
>>5613516
Thank you, anonymous, for another episode of "terms from urban dictionary to describe HG's RP".
We will now return to the usual scheduled dead hours broadcast.
>Static
It's Taco Tuesday! Ha ha ha haaaa!
>>5613545
The King of Mexicans.
>>5613545
Where can I get one?
>>5613554
The one and only!
>>5613559
There's a nice little Mexican eatery down in San Hambonio.
>>5613559
I'll make sure to visit when I get the time to do so
KNEES WEAK
>>5613607
ARMS ARE READY
>>5613608
MOM'S REGRETTY
>>5613608
THERE'S VOMIT ON HIS SWEATER ALREADY
>>5613613
HOST ALREADY
>>5613632
IT AIN'T READY
>>5613634
NOTHING IS READY
>>5613634
>>5613632
BUT EVERYBODY'S GONE TO BED ALREADY.
Is it gay if I suck another dudes dick but I'm in a skirt?
>>5613648
You're joking, right?
Yes it does
>>5613651
But... Im in a skirt.
>>5613665
That is incorrect, that's made up by men who don't want to admit they're homosexual.
>>5613668
A lot of men wear skirts, just think of the Scotish.
>>5613675
N-No, you can totally be bros with someone and suck their dick as long as you say that's there's no homo.
>>5613675
A kilt is not a skirt you fucking nigger.
I'm talking a frilly af skirt. My dick sucking skirt.
>>5613682
I'm sorry to admit it, but you're probably just gay.
But there's nothing wrong with that, dont feel ashamed
>>5613686
Can't you hear how incredibly rude you are?
Your clothes don't decide it. If you're a man having sexual intercourse with another man, you're gay
>>5613675
I really, really, really like your tits.
>>5613699
Why are there so many perverts around here, I get comments like this on a daily basis
>>5613694
I'm not gay! I just enjoy sucking abit of dick every now and then...
>>5613702
Bisexual? Well, that is also possible, yes.
>>5613706
Do you even listen to what you're saying yourself?
>>5613702
Y-Yeah... No homo...
>>5613703
How much do you accept for your umm... services?
>>5613717
You wish to make a donation?
>>5613713
You're the one not listening, if a man wants to suck another man's dick but doesn't want it to be gay then it's not gay.
It's just a thing bros do.
>>5613720
Umm... Ya! A donation! Ya! Where do I pay?!
>>5613740
>>5613740
I-Im not gay...
>>5613740
I...I don't give you the money? I put it in a box? Ok... What time are you available, miss?
>>5613740
If I give you a Klondike bar and a bag of gummy worms, will you fuck me and Izaya in a three-way?
>>5613754
You can come out of the closet, Izaya, nobody will judge you for it.
>>5613755
What do you mean? You wish to make a donation to the Moriya Shrine, right?
>>5613758
I will absolutely not, I'm not some cheap whore you would find behind a glass window
>>5613762
No... Umm... I require your services.
>>5613762
You sure could have fooled me-- I mean, if I give you five dollars and the key to a bank, will you fuck me and Izaya in a three-way?
>>5613762
I keep telling you. I'm not gay...
How about we have a dick sucking contest, winner isn't gay.
That'll figure out who the real gay one is here.
If you don't host your own games, you're a fucking faggot.
>>5613768
I have the ability to cause miracles, and would glady make one happen.
But, don't mistakes miracles for fortune, miracles are just events that are very unlikely to happen.
The size of the miracle is dependent on the amount of time I spent on preperation.
>>5613771
Not even in your wildest dreams, pervert.
You should just stop and think of what you're doing, it's morally wrong.
You don't want to end up in Hell, do you?
>>5613777
Fine fine, you aren't gay.
But all I'm saying is that nobody would treat you any less if you were.
>>5613789
Damn right I'm not gay...
>>5613789
Oh cool! Marry me, because it would take a miracle for that to happen.
>>5613789
...I mean, it's morally wrong, you have me there. I should probably try pickup lines instead of paying you to fuck me, that'll be better.
And the answer to that question is; "I'm already here."
>>5613797
I'm sure you're not
>>5613798
I forgot to mention that it's only weather related miracles
>>5613801
It's good that you already accept you're not doing right.
I'm not interrested in a relationship, but there are plenty of other girls around here, which you could persue a relationship with
>>5613784
Faggots are fucking gay.
>>5613811
FUCK YOU SLUT!
WHAT KIND OF USELESS MIRACLE WORKER ARE YOU?!
COME HERE!
>>5613823
I wish more decent people were here, but I'm stuck with people like yourself
>>5613811
It's a good thing, because I was almost considering breaking out the Devil's Breath! Silly me, amirite?
I could, but I'd like to practice some pickup lines on you. Care to listen to a few?
>>5613646
>
>>5613830
>cries
I just want to have sex with you. Is that too much to ask?
>>5613835
I'd be a terrible judge for pickup lines, it would be wiser to find someone else
>>5613811
Wait you do weather miracles?
>Throws $50 at her
I wish I was struck by lightning and fucking died.
>>5613848
Nah, I'd love to try a few on you. Check this shit out.
Hey, are you a baker? Because I'd like to feel those buns~
>>5613858
Why did the baker have brown hands?
Because he kneaded a shit
>>5613879
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, LENNY.
>>5613713
What manga is this from?
>>5613884
>Wild and Horned Hermit
>>5613891
Suicide hotline?
W-Will they kill me?
>>5613891
When did women become human beings?
>>5613891
Another one.
Hey, are you British? Because I want you to meet my "Big Ben"~
>>5613891
>whoops
>>5613904
They'll have you prevent it.
>>5613905
They always were.
>>5613911
Maybe you should get rid of the sexual undertones
>>5613911
Fun fact: Big Ben is the name of the bell, not the tower itself
>>5613923
"They always were".
Riiiiiiiiiiiight. Slut.
>>5613923
But... Why would I want that?
>>5613926
really makes u think
>>5613938
>snickers a bit
That was actually pretty funny.
>>5613943
I'm done talking to you if you're going to be this rude.
>>5613949
If you truly wanted to end your life, you would already have done it. But you haven't and deep inside you already know the answer why
>>5613963
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Less talk, more fucking. slut.
>>5613963
I'm too busy to kill myself.
And I've got people to save before I do anything.
>>5613963
I'm too good at this. I'm a troublemaker at heart, come on now~
Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
>>5613985
Life is worth living, don't forget that.
>>5613992
I'll still have to decline, sorry
>>5614010
Aw, man. It'll work eventually.
Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
>>5614010
Maybe some but not mine.
>tfw Sims 4 about to finish DLing
>tfw almost time for an HG family
>>5614051
Who will be your bride?
>>5614051
Claiming daughteru spot.
>>5614051
Requesting a spot if you've not filled all the places, please.
>>5614051
Requesting for Yukine to be the family dog.
becum steak watch
>>5614051
Sims 4 is bad tho
>>5614051
Will Junko be featured?
>>5614111
I dunno, I'll have to find out how this game works.
>>5614103
Maybe, I'm going to run an orphanage of adopted kids probably.
>>5614077
Literally who?
>>5614069
KK is confirmed stepchild. You're in.
>>5614074
Maybe.
>>5614120
Who is going to be your starting family?
Why can I not sleep, I have my first day of work tomorrow. Help me HGbros
Oh shit, the torrented game actually started.
>>5614124
Dunno, me in a house, a bum.
>>5614120
I'll be sure to be just as disappointing for you as I was to my parents Irl.
>>5614103
I'm too young for marriage, weirdo!
>>5614128
Killing myself usually gets me to sleep
Try that
>>5614133
You can never be too young for marriage in my world
>>5614136
SOMEONE ARREST THIS MAN
>>5614120
Oh come on, I don't even dislike Junko but you should at least make her a rug or a toilet
Okay, HG, our adventure starts today.
Who knows, maybe I'll even get into streaming?
What the fuck are these options?
Where are all you faggots migrating to when 4chan eats shit? We doing another mass migration to a chan Hoshit controls like the virgin cuck he is?
>>5614157
when start shitposting when it was comfy for the last few hours
>>5614157
my dick is migrating to your ass
>>5614157
i just want to go back to b, this place to is too slow to care worry about when 4chan shits
>>5614157
/hga/ would be the best choice
since the board literally has its own disc and shit
Sims 2 > Sims 3 > Sims 1 > dog shit > Sims 4
>>5614176
We'd eventually get our own disc on a new board as well though, so long as traffic is sufficient, but that also comes with the possibility of mods that most people can agree on.
So we have these options for our starting character, Hoshi of course, he's going to be a creative writer, mean, and a snob who likes games. Apparently they made him a nigger as a starting default, we'll be lightening up his skin tone and taking a little off the bottom.
>>5614157
And you're going to suggest a better place as an OOC, lewdposting, mediocre, games having, exilefag who's in bed with anti/hga/shills? You think you know what's best for the community and how you really shouldn't be given any attention?
>>5614175
That's where I went, got tired of this emotional circlejerk, shit posting, and people thinking they have real power in a fake world of there own creation. We are literally controlling image posts we call avatars in the nigger made matrix.
>>5614176
OR we can get a life, there's always that option.
>>5614190
Forgot image.
>>5614187
You'll get the mods you want, but good luck hitting 700k posts and that free disk. You have my full undivided support.
>>5614176
We have tried multiple boards before. /hga/ went to shit
>>5614187
this has been discussed before and hoshi agreed when somebody suggested garnet, rika and wiggins would make good mods
I think most people could agree on them three, too.
>>5614187
Even if we get a mod we can all agree on, Hoshi/Junko will worm their way onto their good side in an attempt to gain some form of power.
shit i just wanna lewdpost again
Were there any good mods who were never out of line on HGA?
>>5614190
Dont forget he's a total disappointment, and a virgin. Definitely don't forget the last part.
>>5614214
Aikawa
What stops us from going back to /b/. will we all be
>>5614219
What did he mean by this
>>5614219
it's probably the bans
y'know
the perma bans
and thread wide bans
that made us move to /hga/ before /trash/ existed
Making a gook, I'm already getting bored.
>>5614214
Maria, Medusa, KK, Aikawa, Adachi.
>>5614202
I don't think anyone's really all that worried about the disc though. A mod referendum would be a nice thing to have in any case.
>>5614204
Was it them? I thought it was Aikawa Seth and Garnet. Could have been a different time, we talk about this shit all of the time when it's not even relevant until we have to go back. Though with the (((possibility))) of 4chan dying I guess it's somewhat relevant.
>>5614226
>KK
>Medusa
>Adachi
I have my doubts about these people never stepping out of line
>>5614225
the bans were shit but not that bad. i wanna give it another chance. we will atleast get new members
>>5614235
Nobody cares about your doubts anon. You either take my word for it or hit the road.
>>5614226
Maria the Succubus was a mod? That explains alot.
>>5614237
>not that bad
>make a thread
>theres a thread wide ban within a minute
>>5614240
>Your word
>Thinking its worth anything
ALL OF MY KEKS
This game doesn't have my hair, this is bullshit.
>>5614241
This should be great.
Explains what?
>>5614249
I know right
>>5614240
That attitude is the reason why there's people who don't want you in charge my dude.
And Sims 4 is actually dogshit, it has less content than 3 by a long shot. Maybe in five years when there's $500 worth of DLC out it'll be a bit better.
>>5614259
>>5614249
I always say this anon, post your ava, and it'll answer everyone's questions on why you're so biased and salty, you cannot deny my experience and expertise.
Go make another ofh if you don't like it.
I never touched anybody who wasn't starting any trouble.
>it's a Hoshi BTFOs anons episode
>>5614252
If I tell you, you'll start your period and go off on a tangent explaining all sorts of half assed Hoshi logic like we give a damn. Nope, eat shit.
>>5614263
Yeah? Nah, I'm not a fucking idiot to try convincing an anon who's already made up his mind.
>>5614273
>>5614272
Read
>>5614267
Is that hoshi? Where do you live hoshi lets fuck
>>5614278
Go cry here -> tumblr.com
>>5614278
Ok
>>5614287
How about you go make another board? That's certainly where you guys went to cry didn't you?
It's dead hours, we're going to be taking a few things slowly here.
Hoshi gets his formal wear.
>>5614282
No.
>>5614226
Are they still mods?
>>5614214
Obviously me.
Everyone knows Hoshi only removed my mod rights because he knew I was more fly than him and my RP skills were better.
>>5614267
That doesn't prove anything you ignorant retard, youre just a meme now, nobody takes you seriously.
>muh expertise
Holy kek.
>>5614302
you were a faggot
>>5614299
I know this is a bit out of topic, but how will the house look?
>>5614233
And I still didn't ban her or anything.
>>5614214
Jude
>>5614302
Izaya, you deleted all the stickies, you prick.
>>5614303
Look, fucker. Just post your ava, we'll find out why your posts have more credibility when you don't have your autistic faces on them. You don't have a right to anything about my identity without first presenting your own.
Lenny please host
Junko, Mud and Jude were the only bad mods from hga
>>5614293
>Tried joining OFH cause he felt out of the loop
>Tried joining Legion cause South trolled him hard
Yeah okay bro
>>5614305
How so? All I did was delete the erp thread a couple times.
If anything I should get an award.
>>5614323
Oh yeah... And those...they needed a re-do anyway. Freshen things up abit.
>>5614309
Something like Prison Architect.
>>5614323
>Ava= Credibility
You couldn't sound like a bigger faggot. I'm sure you'll prove me wrong in the next post.
>>5614335
Oh boy I love that game.
>>5614226
What did Maria even do as a mod?
>>5614342
Where's credibility come from then?
>>5614334
>unzips dick
Here's your reward, big boy.
>>5614345
What did anyone besides Hoshi and Junko do as a mod?
>>5614345
Cirlejerked Southern War
Hoshi's party outfit will be a cop outfit because he's a fucking bummer.
>>5614333
With each post I grow more and more aware of how fucking much you don't give a shit about the games and actually preserving the community than personal bullshit you made up to fit your narrative to try and "get me out of power" because of that one time I banned your cancer ass.
Post your fucking ava. What have you got to lose?
>>5614334
Meh, like I said, I wasn't bothered really. If the community votes you in as a mod again, why the fuck not? Go for it.
>>5614345
Had wild sex with Harusame
>>5614363
Isn't necrophilia against the law?
>>5614366
kek
>>5614360
>Post your fucking ava.
Literally Yukine tier. Congratulations.
>>5614352
Rational and concrete reasoning. Things of which none of you fucks have online, especially not in this place. Don't make this place more important then it actually is, it's just a place that's been destroyed by memes, and half assed role play. It's a school yard for retards.
>>5614345
Deleted CP threads and banned the poster. Other then that nothing else.
>>5614366
>>5614363
Doesn't she still do that today? She even drags the corpse with her in the games
>>5614353
You let me see a record breaking member?
The world's smallest cock?
>>5614360
Imma sperg the fuck out senpai.
>>5614343
We're moving in, Butters.
>>5614342
Post your ava. I posted mine. The reason you don't is because you're worth nothing. No code, no RP, all you do is OOC in discord and and whatever secret board you made to gossip like a fucking woman. Puhleeez.
>>5614345
>>5614376
Cleaned up spam.
Maria was a good mod.
>>5614371
it IS yukine
>>5614376
Why are you still clinging onto a ship that's been dead for almost a year and a half?
>>5614360
I couldn't care less what your thoughts are on me, that's like giving a prize to a retard for not eating the glue. Moving on.
>>5614386
Oh we're the one being imprisoned? Aw hamburgers.
>>5614391
Why are you bothered with the choice of another on the internet?
>>5614386
>HG
>Worth anything
Yup, a bigger faggot has risen.
>>5614400
Why are you so pathetic to make that choice?
>>5614400
Doesn't matter if it's your choice, it's still pitiful
>>5614384
I-I was unzipping your cock, Izaya-Kun.
>>5614400
Have you spoken to South?
>>5614406
>>5614408
If she wants to love a corpse, it's her choice mate, some prefer the dead.
>>5614409
Exactly, the world's smallest dick.
Are you sure you're not actually a woman with a decent sized clit?
>>5614371
Nah, because when you present ideas in this community that might affect it's direction and ultimately it's fate or future, whether that be picking the right board to go to in case all this goes to shit, it's either going to be my board or splitting into a who assload of shitty inferior smaller boards that nobody will fucking go to because the performance will be shit and will never reach the traffic to even be considered for a disk move.
I have the most experience, I know the people here, I know the threads the games, what brings people here, and I've seen everything from the beginning.
Now when we're dealing with information this important, as important as HG can get, we can't go fucking believing every retarded anonymous post that talks bullshit about me or any other subject regarding the future of the community.
Now when people are presented with intellegence they have a right to confirm the credibility of the information. Now as a member of the community (implying you even are at this point) we have to know who's presenting these ideas and proposals and judge them based on the person who posted it, not the sole post alone.
People post differently with their avas as opposed to posting anonymously because they actually have to answer and take responsibility for their posts, which apparently, you refused to do.
Yukine stealing my shit and parroting whatever shit I've said with not even half the brain to consider the reason behind doesn't make it any less true.
Post with your fucking ava, you pussy, and show us what cancerous shit you really are. You and everyone else talking shit about me, and /hga/ because it'll certainly split and fuck up the community even more, and that's a fac.
>>5614406
Because I feel like it and don't give a damn about another's opinion.
>>5614408
^^
>>5614411
Not in a while, no.
Alright you have Hoshi to have fun with so I'll leave it be, get triggered by me another time mateys.
>>5614388
I just woke up... this is what I first saw when I entered
Also, post your ava
>>5614415
TL DR
>literally caring this much
Hoshi you need a role model bruh
>>5614391
why would anyone want that
>>5614417
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
>>5614413
...Does it matter to you?
>>5614415
>Hidepost
>>5614415
>parroting you
I invented kys no face
>>5614431
Really defeats the purpose when you tell him about it, huh
>>5614423
Nah, I just genuinely care about the future of the community and tldr and telling me I care too much isn't going to stop me from trying to protect it from faggots like you.
I care about this community. I care, I care, I care, I care, I care. Is there something wrong with that? I've been caring for almost two years, hasn't hurt me a bit. Now stop giving a shit about what I do if you don't care so much and leave it to best waifu, okay?
>>5614429
... No
>>5614435
>I invented a shitty forced meme
Wow do you want a cookie
>>5614439
no, it's a joke because I do the same fucking thing, dumbass
Guys, I have no skills. What do?
>>5614437
>Best waifu
>A generic tsundere bitch
Get a load of this guy.
Please stop fighting.
>>5614446
Yes
>I didn't force it
>my anon shitposters obsessively forced it
>>5614450
What's the closest thing in The Sims 4 that's comparable to hosting?
Name three good hg memes.
You can't can you?
>>5614450
Build basic house. Medium rectangle. For cheat use 'motherlode"
>>5614449
Chill out, you sperg. If you get this triggered by someone making a joke about your posts, then maybe you aren't fit for this place.
Where's your ava btw?
>>5614450
close sims 4 and play a better game
>>5614453
I'm bored and just woke up, can't I do it for another 10 minutes
>>5614460
Codyposting
Soviet's birthday
Uhhh....
>>5614460
I can't name one
>>5614453
>Fighting
No, I'm posting what I believe for the community not to beat the faggots making complete anonymous assholes of themselves. I'm making my posts so other people might read it and reach their own conclusion based on facts and both sides of the argument. If even talking about sensitive subjects is going to set people off an call it fighting, I'm sorry, go do something else for a bit or learn to grow some thicker skin and how a few extra pixels on the screen can't hurt you if you really don't want it to. What you're doing is shutting down discussion for progress.
>>5614470
>finn
>>5614460
codyposting
blankposting
copypastas
>>5614437
Hoshi nobody cares what you feel, go jerk off to the saved ERP Junko sent you in your hard drive space so you can calm down.
>>5614460
codyposting
alma
sophisto
>>5614464
>still doesn't get it
>lel triggered
I gave you a sentence and called you a dumbass and you see that as le mad. XD
>>5614486
Obviously you are mad if you're so upset to call me names and spout memes.
God if all Koreans are like that whiney bitch Hoshi, we should just nuke both the North and the South and chalk it up to collateral damage.
>>5614450
Oh you can do train yourself Mister Hoshi, just don't miss school, oh wait you're an adult... Hey atleast you won't get grounded.
>>5614437
>You care about an avatar community online
Yes. Yes there is something wrong with that. Seek sunlight.
This used to be a silly little hobby. People like you who try to make something more out of it than it should be only cause problems. My proof? It's in every essay you write about "muh gaems".
If you care so much, give the community what it obviously wants and let literally anyone else but Junko be admin.
>>5614492
>you have to be upset to meme on trash posters
Newfag here. What exactly caused codyposting to become a thing?
>>5614502
city
>cody
>>5614505
Hoshi, oldfags, penguin and cody
>>5614504
You aren't memeing, you're using ad hominem attacks because you got upset someone made fun of you.
>>5614505
Cody fag was an underage who got drunk and started posting wierdly
First 24
>>5614490
>tfw you'll never erp with Junko
I just wanna shove my crystal ball in her magic hole
>>5614506
betray mine but go hikki now ok
>cody
>>5614502
city betray i go
>codu
>>5614513
bullshit
>>5614516
>codu
Off yourself you fucking failure
>>5614520
no deal city betray but go gundam again ok
>cody
>>5614503
This
3 reasons why you shouldn't annoy red
>is going to steal your soul
>is going to kill you
>and if he wants... is going to... rape you?
wait forget the last one . i'm not that type of monster
>>5614508
Ad hominum only applies when argueing, I don't see any arguement points
You worked yourself into a fit trying to start one though
>someone made fun of you
>>5614439
I don't really see it
Keep slamming the keyboard at someone better than you by default
>>5614516
>>5614519
Aikawa~
>>5614538
Is this a meme?
>inb4 another essay Hoshi writes proving how much of anew idiot he is
>>5614546
Ayyyyyyyyyyyy
>>5614538
I don't think Bertha does any of that stuff, right?
Not sure if Yukine is role playing or naturally a beta male IRL.
>>5614538
Cool bro.
>>5614561
The latter.
>>5614561
both
Goodnight
>>5614571
>hug
>>5614561
please have sex
>>5614503
Nah, I'm not stupid enough to take advice from a person who obviously has no better answer for an admin and obviously wants me gone for personal shit.
You don't get to decide what I do with my care, so get fucking bent.
>>5614549
>It's another anon greenposting things he wish was actually happening
>>5614576
but everyone wants you gone
>>5614587
well that's unrelated as fuck
>tfw nobody wants you to be Admin of the HG
>tfw you will never make people say dumb things like 'for the games'
>>5614603
For the gays
>>5614604
>>5614600
>>5614587
Post with your ava, are you really the person who we should actually give a shit about?
>>5614603
>when people think admins should have responsibility other than just deleting cp and nothing else
>>5614603
You can be mod of my heart.
I wish one day all the pointless hoshiposting will stop
>>5614613
why does it matter if it is someone who people would give a shit about
its shit you say like that. just leave
>>5614624
It's Admin or nothing. I need to be in total control over it at all times otherwise I can't chill the fuck out
yukine stfu for a while. i like you but not right now
Mmmm the bait in here is delicious.
Which one of Hoshi's ava would you fuck?
>>5614642
None, I'm a priest
>>5614636
Aren't most bait hooked or poisoned? I think it's dangerous to eat them miss.
>>5614642
kana
>>5614642
All the female ones
I SUMMON _____
>>5614613
You see this
He said I was parroting him and saying it because of his reasons
I don't do it just for judging the post based on who said it
I do it for judging who said it based on the post
>>5614649
EXPLODIA
>>5614649
My hopes and dreams of living a good life.
>>5614649
THE 4CHAN BANHAMMER FROM THE SPRING OF 2015 THAT FUCKED US ALL UP AND SINGLE HANDEDLY FUCKED THIS COMMUNITY TO WHAT IT IS NOW, WE NEED SOMEONE TO FINISH THE JOB.
>>5614649
A heroic spirit.
>>5614629
Post your ava so we know you don't have a history of me banning you from hga, you being part of some secret hateboard, or posting anonymously with an agenda just so you can have the satisfaction of not seeing me with something.
>>5614659
nigga it was fall. fuck spring
>>5614633
Admins in training is the best I can do. >>5614649
A family that actually loves me...
>>5614664
Who the fuck got even banned from hga expect for bolin and tricky being underaged
> you being part of some secret hateboard, or posting anonymously with an agenda just so you can have the satisfaction of not seeing me with something.
>>5614634
wtf i hate Yukine now
>>5614665
Was it fall? HOLY SHIT NIGGER I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. I remember posting on HGA when I was snowed in and had nothing else to do but be a faggot. I thought it was Spring.
>>5614679
wow u snowed in faggot
>>5614667
I'll take it. Promote me on up fampai
Should I play WoW, World of Tanks, Mario Kart 8, Spore or go outside for a walk?
>>5614672
Southern War many times, but she kept changing her IP faster then they can ban her and they quit trying kek. Good times.
>>5614673
>he still is obsessed with the idea that I want to be him
>same time he posts this hot garbage
We should just sing our problems away
>>5614686
Southern , Tricky, Bolin.
Who else?
>>5614672
>>5614673
Take the steps. Understand why I want you to post your ava.
>>5614415
And then post what you have to say so we can know your intent and credibility.
>>5614686
She made a complete ass of herself and then I range banned her, she never came back.
Where is she now? Not here.
>>5614684
>You have not become admin in training of a dead heart
Congrats I guess...
>>5614690
Wasn't there a shipgirl that circlejerked with Erica or Southern and shitposted about how we don't need the games and got banned for it?
>>5614691
lol
>>5614693
>not here
Hahahahahaha
So I made a house, but these fuckers be intruding.
>>5614689
Lu lu lu, I lost my apples, lu lu lu, you lost them too, lu lu lu, let's get some pears, and many we'll be eaten lu lu lu.
>>5614706
>throws a ninja star
>>5614694
I'll Phoenix down it back to life with the power of hope and love!
>>5614685
WoW
Hoshi is battling with this asshole to get some of that next door booty.
He has forsaken the battle.
>>5614709
That sounds... Really gay.
>>5614702
Welcome them with open hands.
Also build a secret lair for you're super villain alter ego. Not that I know anything about that.
Good thing too, the ass is fat and she's a mexican maid. BAIL, FUCKING BAIL!
>>5614693
No you didn't, you don't have to lie. She left cause she found a better board. You make you an ass out of yourself everytime you post bro. Anyone mentions her and you get triggered like some feminist. She mind fucked you gud kek.
>>5614691
>literally just post with ava so I can discredit you for disliking me
>>5614664
http://youtu.be/sXQkXXBqj_U
it's ok hoshi, if you start your own group on a "nicer" website maybe everyone will worship you
she here right now
>kek
>>5614723
She joined legion and they fucking banned her from there too.
>>5614720
.............Oh...........
..........
i gonna shitpost at work
Yukine is South
This bitch just came into my house and started using my computer.
>>5614729
She still posts there, so you're also wrong on that as well bro.
Hoshi shitposts angrily in his home.
>>5614736
bruh shes going to delete all your ava folders
>>5614708
>trips out of the way
Aw son of a biscuit...
>>5614735
nah I'm west side phamalam
>>5614736
Throw her in a pool and remove the ladder
>>5614738
Alright thanks for telling us all about Ta-Class's current whereabouts and activities, games are fucking saved, no need to worry about 4Chan being nuked, I'm surprised she didn't come here to attention whore it herself. Did she get a new dog?
>Buddy buddy with Ta-Class
>Posting Hoshi salt in the threads
Not fucking surprised tb.h
Hoshi fails at cooking.
>>5614732
Yeah... Like Mardi gras beads lodged up a guys ass gay
>>5614760
I-I just wanted to make you happy..............
>>5614752
You really need to get over her bro. You get upset cause people actually like her, and when it comes to you, well ill just leave it at that. Cheers mate.
>>5614770
Just end my fucking life.
The I'll be happy.
>>5614781
I'd do it tb.h
>>5614773
>Get over her
Implying obsession, puts me in a bad light
>Upset
Nice meme
>People actually like her
We all know what kind of people like her
See you fucking later. I'll see you when 4Chan shits the bed and you'll be there to lead us into an OOC comfy friendo board where there's no rules no mods and everybody is happy circlejerking for years and years.
Finding the perfect image to crop into an entry one sucks balls
>tfw Izaya will never love you for who you are
Bed and love me if I had a penis, right...?
>>5614729
what is legion?
>>5614788
>Keeps proving anons point
You never learn huh guy
>>5614794
I'd love you if you were a tanned spider grill with glasses
>>5614789
who
>>5614803
Guess it's time to kms
>>5614788
>upset
>a meme
>leaves because he's upset
what did he meme by this?
>>5614795
No dont do it anon, don't ask! Hoshi will tell you about how its a shitty place for faggots, and blah blah cry me a river cause he can't stand that people actually found something better for themselves then this shit show.
>>5614800
What point? And how did I prove it? Specifics please, not just things that make you feel like you've won.
>>5614809
Ninja saber
>>5614812
then why don't you tell me
someone post the wiggling araragi gif please
>>5614810
I mean you could. But why do that when you could help me do that?
Hoshi Logic
1. If it's not what Hoshi likes, it's shit
2. If you're friends with someone he doesn't like, you're shit
3. If you dont agree with his views on the community, you must be one of the ones who's gunna start your own community and its gunna be shit
Kek
anyway, anyone want some hate club games?
>>5614831
Because I don't want to live in a world without you Izaya-kun
>>5614841
4. if you disagree with anything he will block and ignore you like a bitch
>>5614842
recycle a thread
>>5614854
No, he's blocking you because you obsess over him like some oily little shit looking at his ex's Facebook posts at 3 in the morning.
>>5614844
Alright, you can have me on weekends then.
I can be like your child in a bad relationship.