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HG thread for winners and waifus and other things too!

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HG thread for winners and waifus and other things too!
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>>5612032 (Vanya)
Huh? I'm not doing anything. I just wanted to say hi and make the situation clear
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>>5612028
>for winners

Show me the door, I don't belong here
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>>5612025
Fancy new card.
And I still have like 2 more avatars planned.
I think I have a serious problem.
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>>5612039 (Mizore)
Because you'd be a man
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>>5612055
Surely, you have been a victor in any sort of activity in your lifespan. Think back to a video game, or a sport you have played.
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>>5612055
I said other things too, baka.
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>>5612028
I must be other then.
>>5611990
I don't even want you to tell me. It would look much better in person. I'm surprised though.
>>5611989
I see. While I don't care enough to do that, the danger is real. If I were to do that, I would assume some would go to Saber.
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>>5612057
Nah you've got normal newfag issues. They'll pass
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>>5612019
Something beautiful, huh?
>take a long drag off his cigarette and stares into the diatance
I'm afraid that… afraid that I lost that a long time ago.
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>>5612057
>>5612025
I'ma gonna do it to!
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>>5612072
That is normal? Now I really feel strange.
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>>5612071
I thought you guys have more self-esteem than this. It's starting to get a little depressing.
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>>5612025
Lemme have it. Tell me what I gotta do.
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>>5612089
Well I haven't won yet and no one has called me that either.
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>>5612050
Well, hello, but signifying you're drunk by dragging your syllables out like this~ It's a bit... Weird. Once again, good evening, my friend!
>>5612039 (Ariel)
But of course. I wasn't even planning to talk about him in the first place, yet here we are discussing him. Hm. Aмepикaнcкий cвoлoчь.
>>5612048 (Ki)
R-Really? I'm totally flattered, Ki! I never thought you'd like it this much! People would be crazy not to talk to you!
>She places a hand on her chest before clearing her throat.
Ah, I am speaking Russian! Дa means "Yes" in Russian, if that is what you wanted to know!
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>>5612093
I'm telling you to reveal those secrets.
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>Picks up the phone
Moshii moshii! Dare desu ka?
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>>5612057
>I've been there too.
>>5612061
I am not her.
...And I don't see the advantages.
>>5612105
Terminan, please.
>>5612038 (Artoria)
I'm afraid that I likely don't know of the tale you're from, either. I'm likely not from the same world as you at all, you realize.
...Sounds rather lazy.
>>5612071
Hm. If nothing else, it'd be a chance to record a certain favorite of mine.
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>>5612025
>R8 and H8 brothers and sisters
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>>5612028
Let it be known that B3 is the true winning team.
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>>5612116
Unlimited Power.
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>>5612072
>I've actually lurked here for a damn long time, but alright.
>I'd honestly put myself more in Literally Who tier. I really haven't been able to come here as frequently as I would like but I've been playing a lot of vidya.
>>5612081
>Haven't gotten to know you better.
>>5612093
>Use more of your other avas, I like the green chicks.
>>5612125
>You're alright. Would like to see more avas from you but that's a very very personal opinion.
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>>5612116
Гoвopить пo-aнглийcки, нeзнaкoмeц.
>>5612119
No need to speak it. I was just being a bit colourful towards America there, nothing to be concerned about.
...Дa.
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>>5612116
I believe you have the wrong number.
>Hangs up
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>>5612103
But saying you're other is...depressing.

>>5612116
>hangs up the phone
Stop. You're too young.
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>>5612071
If I may speak, I would rather see his possessions go to his children or his wife. I am but a knight enlisted in his service and do not deserve such a reward in the event I fail to protect his life.
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>>5612003
That's practically an heirloom now. I can't do that.

>>5612003
You aren't wrong. My mistake.

>>5612071
...how do you know about Saber?
Did Saber tell you something she shouldn't have?
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>>5612093
Use chuuni bird girl more.
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>>5612105
Russian, I never heard of that language before... very new to me. I bet the townspeople would be thrilled to here a new language!
>She kept holding onto the shovel, and laid on her back to look at the sky.
....Ha.
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>>5612116
Put the one with the big titties on the phone
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Please tell me that there are still people that haven't won yet. I don't want to feel this feeling alone
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>>5612139
>Thanks, I likes your avatars.
>These are my current ones, due to the fact that my original avatar folders were deleted.
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>>5612173
Look at this fucking loser.
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>>5612173
>hides folder filled with over 100 wincards
You're not alone buddy. I haven't won either.
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>>5612128
Unlimited...power?
>>5612142
....
>Hangs up
>>5612146
>>5612150
I-i wonder who they were...
>>5612169
Big titties?....
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>>5612164
Hm... Well, I cannot blame you for being interested in it, Ki. It sounds like gibberish to any random outsider. The Cyrillic writing system doesn't help much...
>She sits down next to her, also staring at the sky.
Tы милый, Ki. I think you're sweet.
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>>5612114
>Timing, anon. Timing.
>Have patience.

>>5612125
>I miss Ebby already. I'm glad you picked up Deep Sea Lad though. He's my favorite One Punch.

>>5612139
>Allow me a moment to give an explanation as to why some of these avas don't see as much light as others.
>Squid Girl: Not fun anymore. Trying to rekindle my passion so that I can enjoy myself as the character again.
>Chaika/Kuro/SaveTheWorld/Karen: I just haven't got around to it since my week's break. I want to use them.
>Hatsume Mei: I burn out really quick using her. it feels like I make a greeting post or something then try and drop every conversation as quickly as possible.
>The others see more frequent use.

>>5612162
>I plan to.
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>>5612173
If you put your faith in the gods, anything is possible
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>>5612119
That would be awesome to see. But I'll take a little break to rest this leg.
>>5612150
Well that's what I am.
>>5612151
If that is the way you want it. Sorry for assuming.
>>5612155
I would rather not get her into trouble so I'll tell the truth. I have been here for a long time. I have information on her as well as everybody.
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>>5612189
>smashes the phone
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>>5612119
Your ignorance does not bother me, Ariel. However, there is no laziness when it comes to pursuit what I hold dear in this modern age who had long forgotten deceased heroes, and that is their appetizing cuisine.
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>>5612189
H-Hey! Pick the phone back up, I was just having some fun!
>He attempts to call the person again, laughing to himself.
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>>5612189
Just do it, pass the phone to her.
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>>5612209
I believe you're much more than this, and I expect you to believe this as well.
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>>5612217
>>5612219
>>5612221
>The phone is smashed and I can't touch use it anymore.
Oh.....
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>>5612217
>>5612189
Oh dear, someone will have to pay for the damages to that phone.
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>>5612173
Oi, you aren't.
But that won't be for long, I'm dead set on winning one of these in the near future!
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>>5612237
...Boзьми тpyбкy. Hello? Are you still there?
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>>5612236
You're saying that like other is a bad thing.
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>>5612142
Hmh. Hardly respectful to use another language in company anyways.
>>5612173
All in due time.
>I feel like a jackass now.
>>5612209
Well, provided this place works like normal, there'll be plenty of him to go around.
You use words like that often....
>>5612218
Surely there must be something else to hold your interest?
Hm. By any means, now, that name....
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>>5612237
You're TOO young!

>>5612242
No they won't. She's too young, too naive.
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>>5612243
Weeaboo Saber?
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>>5612247
>those thighs
oh lawdy
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>>5612173
The day I get a wincard, I am going to print out a poster of it and hang it on the wall like a mural
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Too many sabers not enough space.
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>>5612192
Y-Yeah... Sweet... very sweet.
>She looks away from the sky, and turns around in her side. Looking away from Anya with a rather red face

Still though... it's a rather interesting language. I-I might learn it... from you, once I get back from my mission.
>>5612237
>Somehow gets to the girl's location, and pets her.
It's okay...
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>>5612175
>Damn, sorry about that man.
I have a back up on my smartphone in case shit hits the fan.
>>5612196
>I see. Well I can't force you to use anyone, I just personally haven't had an excuse to talk to any of your avas.
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>>5612260
B-But my folded over a thousand times
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>>5612001
(Didnt see new thread, My bad!)
...

>She looks up a bit and sighs
Ah...did it. Didnt pass out. C-crap thats a lot stronger than wine. Alright. Not drunk either, so thats good...how am I doing Ivan?
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>>5612196
>Been a slow process, but managed to recover little of my original set.
>Don't know why but the sea king kindy stuck out the most out of all the villains from OPM
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>>5612259
Then in that case, would it not be you that would have to pay for a new phone? I believe a phone of that model goes for....

One hundred and thirty two dollars.
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>>5612247
It is bad! Different is bad. That's what Ive been taught since I was young.
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>>5612025
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>>5612267
You know, I can't even tell who's is who with those girls around. They all look the same... just with different clothing.
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>>5612289
>I like these avas. This good list.
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>>5612272
>You never seem to be around when I decide to RP. Not much I can do about that.

>>5612284
>Hell yeah. Sea King was a badass.
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>>5612286
>pulls out his wallet
I don't have that much money. How about we don't buy a new phone? She'll call people from other countries and run the phone bill up.
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>>5612256
It is? Hm. I'm afraid I was not aware of that, Ariel. I must apologise for being so disrespectful to you, although I cannot promise I can stop speaking Russian altogether, дa?
>>5612268
But of course! You're a sweet person, so I have to remind you that! Ufufu~
>Anya just giggles, staring at her joyfully.
It'll take a long process, but I will try teaching it to you as soon as you come back, дa? You can use it in day-to-day situations!
>>5612283
Hm... You're doing very well for a beginner, FP! Now, of course, that's not all - Take another drink, FP! If you can down the while bottle without passing out, you'll be up against Fyxe!
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>>5612025
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>>5612256
Am I doing something often? Well spit it out. I can't change it if I don't know.
>>5612264
Cool it anon.
>>5612287
Then why put that there if you didn't want others to fell bad?
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>>5612280
They only had to "fold it over a thousand times" because all the metal their gook asses pulled out of the ground was as hard as week old celery
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>>5612272
>Thanks to recovery software and the internet being rather helpful, manage to get little of my originals. Need to pay attention when cleaning out my CPU

>>5612289
>Still love ya , too bad you didn't pick best girl Ermes Costello

>>5612307
>That and the fact that I'm working on going into marine biology, lead me into picking him
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>>5612267
What is the purpose of this small replica of my holy sword?

>>5612256
I hold no wishes to be granted by the grail, but exploring what this modern world has to offer is my only real interest right now. I'm indifferent to the current conflict all of you are facing.
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>>5612326
o h l a w d y
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>>5612326
I didn't think people would see themselves as other. I'm kind of shocked...
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Is it my time? 24 then.

Limit yourselves on one person if you can. Definitely no duplicates.
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>>5612315
If you were to do that, you would most likely be branded a criminal for criminal mischief. If you do not wish to pay for the phone, excuse me while I dial the local authorities.
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>>5612342
Sanae Kochiya
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>>5612342
Burrito
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>>5612342
Reigen Arataka
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Aigis V4
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>>5612342
Very Angry Man
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>>5612342
Natsuki Subaru
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>>5612342
Ivan Braginsky
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Drunkerjack
>>5612105
It's a sing songy voice silly
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>>5612342
Oh a game? I wanna play!
Kuu
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>>5612318
Most find it insulting. Or at the least, annoying.
Hmh. Very well. I'd assume it's your first language anyways.
>>5612326
Oh, no. It's just a matter of preference. I don't exactly use words like..."sucks" or "awesome".
>>5612336
Grail? Conflict? I haven't the foggiest idea of what you mean.
>>5612342
Gishki Ariel
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>>5612342
Kirigiri
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>>5612342
Saber
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>>5612307
>Blame my Backlog of games.
>>5612321
>Not too familiar with some of these avas, but they're not bad.
>>5612334
>I feel ya, I lost my code because of that.
>Honestly I'm not sure what games to make if any.
>I just haven't had the time.
>>5612342
Thoth
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>>5612342
Maria and Harusame
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>>5612342
Wekapipo
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>>5612342
Regulus Corneas
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>>5612342
Ririchiyo
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>>5612342
Artoria Pendragon
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>>5612342
Cinnamon Roll
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>>5612342
Hiita.
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>>5612342
Shimohara Sadako
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>>5612370
>when fishnets is your life
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>>5612318
>Out of politeness, Ki turns back to face Anya again, noding her head to the girl.
That would be nice Anya... that would be really nice. J-Just... uh... umm.. don't do anything weird, okay?
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>>5612346
You want me to smash your phone as well? I'll do it! I swear I will!
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>>5612342
Furry porn
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>>5612368
>My reason for not arepeeing so much recently is because I've been reading manga 'n working on codes. Hoping to finish one soon, but we'll see how far my motivation goes.
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>>5612342
Ki.
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>>5612342
Orihara Izaya
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>calls you on your cellphone
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>>5612342
Senshougahara
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>>5612405
>doesn't have a cellphone
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>>5612342
Sakura Saber

>>5612260
Wee a what?
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>>5612387
You would not be able to destroy my telecommunications device as it is located within my body. And I sincerely doubt you would be able to penetrate my exoskeleton.
...
Hello, officer?

>>5612405
Who is this?
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>>5612405
>picks up phone
This is a private number, how did you obtain it?
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>>5612342
baki
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>>5612359
And it freaks me out. Especially if it comes from you, no offence. If you can, just... Just don't do that if you're able to.
>>5612361
Whether that's a good thing or not is to be decided. It spices up conversations a bit, дa? In fact, I'm using it as we speak!
But of course. I AM Russia, after all. If my first language was, say, Japanese, people would be suspicious of me.
>>5612385
>Anya rolls her eyes, giggling a little bit.
But of course, Ki. You'll be learning the basics, not any adjectives and the such. You may have to define what you mean by "weird", however, my friend! I'm a very weird person, if you couldn't tell!
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>>5612383
>Rip magenta magenta.
That comment was meant to remake about my hair?
If it was please keep such remarks to yourself thank you.

>>5612368
>Now that sucks.. I'm sure you can come around this minor setback. Just got to push through my friend.
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>>5612420
>pushes her body onto the ground in hopes of braking her cell phone
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Do I go now?
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>Go to grab the blanket off your bed
>cats sprawled over it
>grab a new one and lie down
>cat moves off the old blanket and hops onto me and goes to sleep
Fucking cunt.
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>>5612442
>>5612443
H-help me win the game, big brother....
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>>5612405
Hello?
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>>5612443
Fucking do it!
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>>5612443
Seems we're good to go
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>>5612405
Nani? Dare desu ka?

>>5612430
I feel it just makes things complicated.
Whatanese?
It's not as if I know all these things.
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>>5612430
That hurts. I'm just happy cause I'm drunk and you're here, my friend, Vanya! Why do you have to bring me down like this?
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>>5612443
Go right ahead.
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>>5612420
Aigis, could I penetrate your exoskeleton in a very sensual manner please?
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>>5612443
I-Il do something if I win this game.
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>>5612443
I thank you in advance host.
Let this duel commence.
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>>5612443
I accept this challenge.
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>>5612442
>She clanks onto the ground, unfazed
Yes, I would like to report an act of vandalism...and potential aggravated assault.

>>5612443
I believe it has been precicely 3 months, 4 weeks, and 23 days since I have last entered the arena.

It will not be difficult to pick up right where I have left off.

>>5612460
Negative.
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>>5612443
I stand ready.
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>>5612465
I hope you will kill yourself if it happens baron.
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>>5612405
>Seiba pierces through the phone with her gauntlet
State your claims

>>5612361
All I see is the constant peril of all the current inhabitants of this country each time a "game" is announced.
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>>5612477
but who are you
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>>5612460
Do not fist android girls.
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>>5612430
Define what's weird? Uh... n-nevermind, just be you please! I-It would be wrong for you to not be.
>>5612443
Ready.
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>>5612361
Heh heh heh. It would honestly sound weird coming from you. You're all formal.
>>5612337
My legs weren't even there that time.
>>5612341
You put the option there, Subaru.

Everything's good then? I will start this up.
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>>5612318
Forsh a bingder? Thash pretty good...At leash I dont sound drunf, right?
Ahaah..ahahaa...
>shakes head
Ah! Shit...I slipped a bit. Alright, I think I'm ready for another...
>she takes a small swig from the bottle and places it down again, letting out a small gasp
Shit..thise stuff is strongf...but I cant pass out..I gotta beat Fyxe...
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>>5612465
If it's setting the place on fire, we don't want it.
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>>5612447
I don't know how to win. I'm not all that good at it, you know? I'm a failure of a big brother...

>>5612478
>he starts kicking the robot in hopes of hanging the phone up
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>>5612499
Can you suck my dick?
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>>5612478
>maxes social link
What about now?
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>>5612500
But that's fun!
>>5612486
And thats not fun!
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>>5612513
>Gropes
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>>5612490
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>>5612443
I wish this thing would stop freezing on me when i do this.

Don't blow yourselves up.
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>>5612491
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>>5612495
Formal? Hmh. I would've assumed most would just call me stiff or cold, but you do have a point.
>>5612513
No it isn't.
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>>5612513
It can be when you have a way of revival.
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>>5612457
Once again; whether it's a good thing or not is to be decided. I just like the sound of it, that's all.
これは日本で. That is Japanese, and that is the only Japanese phrase I know, so don't ask if I can speak anymore. The people in Japan speak it.
>>5612458
I am not against you being drunk nor being happy - Just... just don't speak in a singsong voice. It freaks me out quite a bit.
>>5612493
Hm? Well, as you wish, Ki! When you come back, I'll be teaching you how to speak Russian, of course! I'd love for you to learn the basics of my wonderful language!
>>5612499
...Oh, my. FP, I think you'll be a little bit too drunk to beat Fyxe if this is what you're like after two sips. Take another sip, my friend, and try not to pass out after that, дa?
>>5612525
...Why do I even bother?
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>>5612513
>killing yourself
>not fun
Since when?
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>>5612525
I fucking hate camo! This game is rigged!
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>>5612525
The designs on the cloth are indeed remarkable.
I wonder how this was dyed?
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>>5612536
Do I really scare the mighty Ivan Braginsky, the sleeping bear himself~?
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>>5612525
>>5612447
>gives her his shield
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>>5612502
Pardon me officer, it is now a 110% confirmed case of aggravated assault.
....
You require a name?
Excuse me, what would your name happen to be?
>She looks up to Subaru as he kicks her right in her hard, metal, joints.

>>5612509
I do not have the required anatomy to do such actions anonymous. Also, you are not Minato-kun.

>>5612525
Weaponry acquired.
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>>5612525
This color suits me rather well.
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>>5612520
>Burns
>>5612530
Yes it is!
>>5612531
No it never is! Stop trying to promote suicide sis!
>>5612544
Since, like, forever!
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>>5612525
Izaya's listening to me. Thanks for not blowing yourself up.
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>>5612525
I wasn't expecting a videogame anyways
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>>5612551
O-Oh.
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>>5612558
But I've always found it fun.
Wanna try it with me sometime? I'll be your first~
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>>5612560
Subaru! Jump out of the way before it's too la-
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>>5612560
You're going to have to try better than that if you are going to defeat a god.
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>>5612560
Oh fuck off! You're dressed like a clown, you douche-canoe!
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>>5612551
SHUT. IT. OFF
>he continues stomping her

>>5612560
>
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>>5612547
No. It sends chills down my spine because when you speak in such a tone, combined with your appearance... No offence, again. I just dislike it. Please refrain from doing that.
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>>5612560
To ensure my survival, I shall be taking all of your rations.

Do not question why an android requires such supplies.

>>5612564
Perhaps you will have better luck with another partner anonymous, may I redirect you to the poster below me?
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>>5612536
Yeah. But, that's later... and this is now.
>Ki stares at Anya, not saying a word and letting the silence take over.
>>5612560
A-Ah!
>Catches the mag, staring at it.
What do I do with this?
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>>5612536
You should reach a decision sooner.
Tch. And a simple phrase, too, at that. Strange....
>>5612558
It most certainly isn't. There's more than a few people that have low tolerance for the heat here, you realize.
I don't know how my sister manages to tolerate you.
>>5612560
Pah, fine! You needn't say twice!
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>>5612530
It's definitely sophisticated. It would be worth a laugh though. Could you say it?
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>>5612560
Shake off that rush, Aigis. It's been months.
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>>5612560
Here's a copy of Oui.
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>>5612558
>Doesn't burn
>Moves hands onto butt and grab it.
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>>5612585
What a strange tune....
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>>5612582
As befitting of my station.
...Say what?
>>5612585
How long will I be stuck here...?
>>
Okay I've had enough, stop this.
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>>5612593
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>>5612585
I fucking hate satellites! I can't tell which blinking cunt is a star and which fucker is a hunk of shit!
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>>5612596
?
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>>5612597
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>>5612560
>>5612567
An actual god?
No wonder my attacks, had little affect on you.
My apologies for bother you.

>>5612585
The halls scream with the tortured souls and death.
This will be my fate soon
>>
And goodnight to all you good folks. If you wish for a hug, I am there with you in spirit, bear hugging your spirit till its ribs creak. Farewell!


>>5612576
Uncanny valley type shit? Roger that my man, but I gotta hit the hay.
>He hugs you tightly
Goodnight my friend
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>>5612577
Ill give it a try. Thanks Aigis. Stand right there and be my wingman, all right?

>>5612578
>walks up to you
H-Hey babe, can I interest you in some of the ol' lickaroo?
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>>5612573
Hm, may I put you on hold officer? I must acquire some ID first.
>Aigis gets up, unharmed, and wraps Subaru in her arms.
Do not resist any further, give me your identity.

>>5612585
Assessing damage...
...Oh dear, both of my legs and an arm appear to have flown several hundred feet into the air. I will have to forgeit.
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>>5612585
Somehow he keeps finding grenades.
>>5612593
>I hate how relatable this episode became.
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>>5612607
kys
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>>5612614
>Huggu
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>>5612608
>>5612578
...It has been three point two three seconds and already your chances at a successful encounter have dropped into the single digits.
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>>5612578
...Дa, this is now.
>Anya just looks around, not knowing what to say. After a while, she stares at Ki.
Ah, if I never came here to say hello, would you still be able to go do your quest confidently?
>>5612581
I already made a decision; it's up to you to decide whether it's a good thing or not.
Okay, maybe I know more, that is only because I had to sing songs in Japanese for Japan, and I forgot most of it. I just prefer speaking Eastern European languages.
>>5612607
If you say so, Brian. Farewell, and have a good rest.
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>>5612613
Let us proceeds with our hunt. Ensure your allies are close.
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>>5612613
Stick to your fucking side! If I even hear you farting at my shit I'll end you!
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>>5612613
I smuggled them in my body before the match started.
I've still got about four up my ass.
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>>5612606
I understand.
>>5612613
An exploding fruit?
How odd?
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>>5612594
Say things like sucks, awesome or cool. Are you scared?
>>5612607
Get some sleep, Wiggins. I know when you are awake.
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>>5612623
Shit, I can still save this right? What should I say?
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>>5612507
Dick sucking? I mean, sure anon...
>>5612536
W-what? Nonsensf...I swear I'll beat her...I gotta be sobber next time I try and put some in her drink next time...aha...
>she takes another big swig, but slowly and slams the bottle down on the table
Ah...There...almost done..!
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>>5612611
HANG IT UP AIGIS-TAN! THERE'S NO NEED TO GO ANY FURTHER!
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>>5612637
MY SON
PICKUP LINES WILL SAVE YOU
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>>5612613
I thought ninjas were supposed to be cool.
>>5612627
I see. Gross but it's working out for you.
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>>5612608
.....I wouldn't want anything you're suggesting. Ummmm... maybe the person next would like it... whatever you're trying to do.
>>5612623
W-What is he trying to do?
>>5612624
No, I would be lying to myself... if I thought I could do it with confidence. But now, I know I can do it!
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>>5612607
Farewell.
>>5612624
You only said "is to be decided".
And I'll just ignore how silly that sounds.
>>5612634
Certainly not! Had I not said two of those already?
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>>5612647
A fellow duelists?
Rest here for now, without full strength you will be defeated with ease
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>>5612647
I am going to win this shit! And whoever gets in my way is getting a punt in there fun sack!
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>>5612672
AND THEN I FUCKING FORGET THE IMAGE! AAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>5612643
I may only assume that you carry some form of identification on your person, and since you will most likely not give it voluntarily...
>She deadlifts Subaru up into the air, and hits him with a german suplex.

>>5612651
That information is classified. Greetings, I am Aigis.

>>5612637
You will need to go for a much gentler approach, appear as if you are wishing to strike up a friendly conversation.
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>>5612647
Where are you guys looking?
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>>5612647
A dog's kennel is now the only shelter I could find? It is either this or the unforgiving wilderness...
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>>5612641
>Ivan looks totally enthralled at the scene that's unfolding before his eyes. Clearing his throat, he pipes up after a while.
F-Finish it off, FP! You can do it, I know you can! Come on!
>>5612651
But of course! You'll be going very far away, but you'll always have me by your side if you're in trouble, дa? I have a feeling you'll come back unscathed!
>>5612656
Is to be decided by others. I made a decision long ago; it's useful.
...If only it was as fabricated as it truly sounds... My friend, I... Let's just move on from that, дa?
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>>5612684
>the suplex connects and Subaru is silenced
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>>5612656
But you didn't mean it. Say it like something does suck or something is awesome.
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>>5612686
Known side effects of drug... Autism...
Guess I'll be fine then
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>>5612686
Stand behind me!
*Readys Wrecking Ball*
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>>5612645
Got it! I know a really good one, just watch.
>>5612684
Understood. I'll start it off more gentler, with a pickup line. I've heard those work out well often enough.
>>5612651
Did you fall from heaven? Because your face looks... Pretty.
>gives a big toothy smile to accompany the compliment
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>>5612686
Knock knock fuckers, where are you!
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>>5612686
One Saber shines while the other doesn't
Izaya must've been bored with those grenades.
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>>5612709
GODSPEED, ANON
YOU'LL BE ASIAN AT THE END OF THIS BY HOW FAST YOU'LL BE EATING THAT PUSSY
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>>5612686
Yet another unfortunate warrior falls decimated by my hands. A shame there is no time for proper burials during the heat of battle.
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>>5612717
Why couldn't I have just smuggled in a sandwich or something?
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>>5612699
Hmh. You have me there....
>She fidgets a bit.
>>5612487
>Whoops, sorry.
This place, the "games"? I always assumed it was just meant to be some sort of petty distraction.
>>5612695
"Useful". Hmh.
I'm more curious about why that language was intelligible.
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>>5612696
>She searches the body, picking up his wallet to look at his ID.
Natsuki Subaru, I shall relay this information to the poli-
....
Oh dear, the police seemed to have hanged up while waiting.

>>5612709
...One point five percent increase in success rating, and that is being generous anonymous.
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>>5612717
Every goddamn time I build a fucking base there's two other cocksuckers riding my dick! Okay fine! But touch my shit and you die!
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>>5612717
So this is the so called Mountain Dew? The fuel of choice for virtual fighters, I will accept your offering!
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>>5612717
You guys are not very good finders.
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>>5612684
H-Hello... Aigis. It's... a pleasure to meet to you. And, what do you mean by classified?
>>5612695
Knowing my luck, i'll be covered in bruises. But, i'll come back unscathed and unharmed! Or... at least try to.
>>5612709
.....What? I-I mean, I never fell from the sky. I am just like you, a earthborn person.
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>>5612717
Harlot!
My own blind anger has cost me yet again!
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>>5612709
>>5612734
>>5612741
Just kidnap her! That's what I do!
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>Kicks down the fucking door to the thread
What's up, you silly little monkeys?~
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>>5612734
...
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>>5612733
Is someone named Ariel getting cold feet?
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>>5612740
>inarticulate yelling
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>>5612744
GILGAMESH!!!
>She transform into the golden warrior, and looks at the turtle beast.
...
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>>5612748
WHAT THE HECK!?!
>>5612756
WHAT!?!
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>>5612733
It spices up conversations. It's useful.
And I shall refrain from answering that question should I say something wrong. Let's just say that everyone here knows Japanese and leave it at that.
>>5612741
In bruises, yes, but I know you'll come back! That shovel there is not only a memento, but a weapon; if you use it wisely, you'll come back! You have to!
>>5612748
...Oh, my. We're doing fine, miss. What a dramatic entrance!
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>>5612740
Angry man is a generous one.
Just keep fighting Kiita.
>>5612748
That door could've been opened, Nui.
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>>5612748
Don't call me that.
>>5612751
...Hmh. Now you're just using those terms to bother me.
>>5612763
I don't know how you reached such a conclusion.
...And that doesn't make sense, either. I only recognize it as a dead language of sorts.
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>>5612722
>manly tears begin flowing from anon's eyes
I won't let you down brother!
>>5612734
That's good enough for me. At this rate it will only 90 more sentences before I get laid!
>>5612741
Those clothes don't look very good on you. You should take them off right now and give them to someone who could wear them better!
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>>5612771
TWO MORE FUCKI- NO! No, that is it, I'm out! Keep your fucking cock garbling base of shit, I'm done!
>and then he flew away
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>>5612771
>Shadow Realm Flashbacks
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>>5612771
This war has been too peaceful.
Izaya must've run out of them.
The anger was getting too much.
She doesn't understand the word no.
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>>5612749
....
>She pulls out all the money Subaru has in his wallet, and puts it back into his jacket.
This shall suffice to pay for all the damages caused to the girl's phone.

>>5612756
>>5612744
...This situation has become increasingly bizarre.

>>5612785
This is assuming that she will allow you to speak for such long periods of-
...
Oh dear, thirty five percent drop in success rates, you are now in the negatives anonymous.
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>>5612777
You don't hear Russian everyday, do you? It is exotic.
A dead language? I... Maybe Japanese was a dead language in your world. Maybe it is the future in your world...? An interesting thought.
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>>5612792
I am the fucking death!
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>>5612797
I only had...500 yen in there...a-and I need that for lunch...
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>>5612792
This is a loud night as Izaya continues to use drugs.
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>>5612758
>>5612797
....
>Taking out their sword, Gilgamesh points it at the turtle beast.
Hmmmmm... you don't seem to be a threat to Lady Ki.
>They put their sword away, staring at him.
Now, I return control to Lady Ki.
>The golden warrior vanishes, leaving only Ki at his place.
>>5612763
>Eyeing at the shovel, Ki nod her head once again.
I don't want to use the memento. After all, I did say not a scratch what be on this... and I will make that happen.
>>5612785
.....
>Walks away silently.
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>>5612771
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
Cause my real dad is dead!
>>5612763
Oh, please.
I can be wayyy more dramatic.
>>5612777
Why, does that hurt your poor little monkey ego, you tiny little monkey?~
>>5612758
WHY ARE WE SCREAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING?
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>>5612695
Argh...ah..this tastes like acid...but I gotta finish it....
>She picks up the bottle and slowly drinks away the rest of the contents and slams the bottle down on the table, creating a crack in it
Ah! There! Done....Ahah...the room feels spinny...
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>>5612792
Gh...! Damn!
>>5612800
And?
Hmh. It's the language of the Ice Barrier.
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>>5612741
Hm...It is now unnecessary to hide the information from you. So I will just tell you.
That man is trying to seduce you, very poorly. I was employed to assist him in his endeavors.

>>5612814
You will have to procure more money for her in the future then. You will most likely be able to sustain without eating for 28 more days.
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>>5612797
Why are you talking so weird?
>>5612818
Okay....
Hey! I am too a threat! I'm just not in the mood for a fight right now!
>>5612819
I DON'T KNOW.
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>>5612733
Slaughter for the sake of entertainment? Abhorrent! A conflict far more pointless than the Holy Grail War itself...
>Disappointing sigh.
I will retreat from the frontlines for today. Goodbye, Ariel

>>5612367
Artoria, I will borrow your vehicle and search for shelter, until our next meeting.
>Dark seiba drives away on a stolen bike
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>>5612797
Negatives!? N-No way... That can't be right. Run the numbers again Aigis!
>>5612818
WAIT! COME BACK HERE AND HAVE COITUS WI-
Ah, damn it. She's gone.
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>>5612777
Is this bothering you? My bad. You can not say it if you want.
>>5612819
Having a dad must be nice. Never got to meet mine.
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Woah look at these tits
They could poke an eye out
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>>5612816
You fucking know it bitch!
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>>5612842
Torpedo tits.
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>>5612825
She doesn't...need a phone...s-she's just a kid...
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>>5612816
You are not as cold as you say you are, Ariel. I was wrong about the grenades.
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>>5612818
>Anya puts her hand up to her mouth, looking shocked.
Such a bold task, Ki! I don't know if you'll be able to do it, but you've got a resolve stronger than Russia's winter! I wouldn't want you to worry too much about it...!
>>5612819
Is that so, miss? I may have just met you, but for some reason, I doubt that. How dramatic are we talking about here?
>>5612821
Y-You finished it! FP, you'll be able to go up against Fyxe if you can drink two more bottles like that! A-Are you alright? You're not going to pass out, are you? Say something!
>>5612824
Mostly that. It's useful.
...It is? Japanese being the language of the Ice Barrier... There is a joke to be made there, but I simply cannot think of it!
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>>5612855
Fuck that shit, I'm staying home and jackin it!
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>>5612832
This the most efficient way for me to speak with others, so that I may relay information and such as clearly as possible.

Might I ask, what species of turtle are you that enables you to speak?

>>5612838
Do not fret, you two were just highly incompatible. Perhaps your bold approach would be more suited to....
>>5612843
This man.

>>5612854
Irrelevant, it was her device, and you destroyed it. As such, you will pay for her replacement phone.
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>>5612855
You finally found someone. Good job you three.
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>>5612836
I'm trapped here. I may as well do something while I am.
...Farewell, Artoria.
>>5612855
I don't know why I did that...!
>>5612864
I don't see how.
...And again, I don't see how. It went by another name, but it's been lost.
>>5612840
Hmpf...I don't know how you manage to keep your own attitude so 'cool' about these things.
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>>5612868
what an angry man
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>>5612832
MAYBE WE SHOULD STOOOOP.
IT'S HURTING MY THROAT!
>>5612864
>Nui proceeds to rip off her head, and slam it into the floor.
>Then she places it right back onto her neck.
>>5612840
It was even nicer killing him.
Don't tell Ryuuko, though!~
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>>5612881
What the fuck about me!?
>>5612885
Yeah, eat shit furfag, I'm winning this bitch!
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>>5612885
I was kinda hoping he wins.
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>>5612881
I'll just steal it back when you leave.
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>>5612881
I ain't a turtle at all, I'm a Koopa!
In fact, I'm the KING of the Koopas!
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>>5612825
.....I think I may need to lay down a bit, because I do not understand what you're saying, not at all.

So, umm... good bye.
>>5612832
T-Threat? Where!?
>Looks around frantically and runs off somewhere.
>>5612864
No. It's a gift you gave to me, so... I must keep it safe.
>Ki releases a rather long yawn, and gets up with the shovel in her hand.

Well, Anya. I need to go now... It's time after all. So, may we meet again.
>Ki rest the shovel on her right shoulder, as she walks along back home.
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>>5612898
FINE.
I MEAN- Fine.
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>>5612881
>sigh
Its no good Aigis. I'll just have to throw in the towel for tonight...

See ya.
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>>5612886
Years of practice, Ariel. Give it some time and it will be natural to you.
>>5612898
>she begins writing
Ryuuko hasn't been here in a while so I doubt I could tell her.
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>>5612905
>I am free
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>>5612886
Perhaps I should specify, then; it's useful for me, not-so-much for the others that cannot speak Russian. Is that better?
I forgot the joke, that's all. Still, if it went by another name but it was basically the same... Ufufu~
>>5612898
>Ivan just smiles, clasping his hands together.
Yes, that is very dramatic! If I didn't know any better, I'd have actually panicked from you doing that! What else can you do?
>>5612912
Oh, Ki, you're so sweet...
>Anya just smiles, waving her hand as she begins to leave.
I hope you take good care of it, my friend! You've got a tough job, but I am sure that you will overcome it! Farewell, Ki! Have a good rest~!
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>>5612912
Stop that.
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>>5612905
He's the only one doing work. Even if it's accidental.
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>>5612819
Hurt, certainly not. But it's as annoying as it is non-factual.
>>5612929
...At least I managed that one. I don't think I care much for it, though.
>>5612936
And yet I pointed out how disrespectful it was mere moments ago.
Are you going to laugh, or clarify your thoughts?
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>>5612943
Taking your sweet time.
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>>5612922
Goodnight anonymous.

>>5612900
Ah, never mind, it appears your potential suitor as given up for the night.

Would you be so kind as to tell me why your percentage of expletives in each sentence is much higher then the average human?

>>5612908
Information stored for future use.

>>5612909
Please elaborate on what a "koopa" is, and what exactly does the position of king mean for such a race.

>>5612912
Goodnight.
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>>5612958
Somehow he lost his legs. Was it the grenades or the drugs that did it?
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>>5612959
I'll tell you shit about some fucking shit when you talk like an actual person, Miss "I like to talk in a way that makes me feel smarter than others"!
>>
Would you guys like an Irving Lambert avatar?
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>>5612955
As I thought, you sound really weird saying it.
>she begins writing
At least you did it.
>>
>>5612959
It's a creature with a shell.
There are a lot of sub-species and other things.
Look lady I didn't make them, that's just what I am!
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>>5612864
Ah...yesh...awf fuck...two more bottles? My head is spinning like a record....I'm trying really, REALLY hard to not let my mind drift, but it feels like a hammer gently tapping my brain...
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>>5612966
I was hoping he would have eon as well.
>>5612970
>Just looked him up, sounds cool.
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>>5612955
It may be disrespectful (and I may not be planning to use it any time in the future in front of you), but we were talking about it being useful. It is useful.
I was merely thinking about that island above Japan. He used to own it, but I rule over it nowadays, and my landscape is usually snowy... There was a joke somewhere in there, but it seems to not be present. Hm.
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>>5612936
Welllllllll...
>Nui proceeds to rip out her heart.
>You assume that's her heart.
>Most hearts don't glow like that.
>She then shoves it inside of her chest again.
>>5612955
Pfft.
Mama toold me all about how you silly humans are descended from silly little apes that the Life Fibers chose.
So, you're nothing but monkeys to me!~
>>5612916
Welll.
My name is Nui Harime, and I'm the Grand Cortuier of REVOCS Corporation!
If that's too much of a mouthful, just call me the Grand Executioner!
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>>5612967
Unfortunately, I am unable to fully mimic the common spoken language of human beings without appearing jarringly unnatural. I am not human after all.

>>5612974
And now would you like to answer your exact purpose within this arena?
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>>5612979
Good job on winning.
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>>5612979
Congratulations to the winner of the games, and thank you for hosting this grant event.
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>>5612971
And at least you were right.
...But I'd rather not do it again.
>>5612985
...I haven't the first clue of what you're talking about.
>>5612980
Whatever.
>She scoffs quietly.
And somehow I doubt there's anything more than mere coincidence to that.
>>5612993
Congratulations.
And thank you, Mizore.
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>>5612991
Ah shit, are you one of those Illuminati aliens or something!? I knew that shit would happen soon!
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>>5612976
T-Then go to sleep, FP! You might just pass out if you drink another bottle! Are you alright? You're not going to pass out anytime soon, are you? I don't want Fyxe to ask what happened to you!
>>5612985
Hm... It doesn't really seem as dramatic as I can do that as well. I would show you, but--
>His heart suddenly fall out of his chest, still beating. With an embarrassed expression, he picks it up, muttering to himself.
A-Ah. Can you do anything else, miss, or am I asking for too much there?
>>5612993
Congratulations to Sadako, and thank you for hosting!
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>>5612993
Congratulations
Thanks for hosting
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>>5612985
And what's this Rev Rocks corporation?
>>5612991
Why, I'm taking this place over of course!
Once I bear some Royal Kings it's all gonna be mine!
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>>5613005
>>5613005
>>5613005
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>>5612993
Thanks for hosting hon.
>hugs
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