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*rides two cocks at the same time*
>LF
>>5595443
I.AM.NOT.KUUKO! Gods!
>>5595450
Except that you are notorious for not staying quiet when you move, Scales. People can hear you from miles away.
Betty the demon
>>5595456
On what?
>>5595440
I-Izaya?
>>5595438
You have a cute midsection
>>5595463
>>5595441
So you're a Tomboy?
>>5595465
???
>>5595462
>Ass
Gross.
Femcol
>>5595472
come on and pot me
>>5595454
Guys, read this: >>>/b/706402872
>>5595478
Worst taste in the thread desu
>>5595479
dumb fur posters
>>5595475
Is this the hg register?
>>5595480
Give me a minute
>>5595474
Got a problem with that, kid? I like fighting as much as taking care of how I look.
>>5595494
Shoot! When's the next?
>>5595491
>that art
Jesus Christ.
>>5595491
No problem, just finding the right words is all.
>>5595495
The next time someone asks for a number of entries
Not always at the beginning of a thread
Goodnight
Stay safe aikawa
>>5595472
It's called a belly! And it's not something a spider should touch!
I'll go play some video games.
>>5595496
>S-Sorry, fampai.
>>5595499
Even if you did find it a problem, I wouldn't care either way. Rather be a tomboy than a boring, pretyt princess royalty person. Where's the fun in that? You never get to roughhouse or beat up boys and girls when you practice fighting!
>>5595413
...You should know that's my motivation to keep on kicking, kiddo. A man needs motivation to do what we all did.
>>5595423
I'd guess somewhere around four, maybe five years? We're not that old compared to them...
>>5595425
That's a lot better than poking her with a stick constantly... You had me annoyed there, Scales. You better be doing your share of the fighting...
>>5595511
You too, nighty
>>5595518
So Nowi didn't age at all since getting a child!
Batsu Games XXII
>Enter your tributes
>The scale of the game depends on the UID count
>Please keep fillers for the end
>If your tribute's gender is ambiguous, please name it or I make it a female
>Have fun
>>5595526
Sanae Kochiya
>>5595526
Yukine
>>5595518
Spare me the backside kissing. You only want to get home in one piece to have the first serving of whate Mother is cooking, you odl candy thief!
>kissu
Still love you though!
>>5595526
Severa
>>5595526
Ririchiyo
>>5595526
Regulus Corneas
>>5595526
Tenshi
>>5595526
Lord Beerus
>>5595526
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>5595526
The Uber Gang
>>5595526
Momiji
>>5595517
Then why did you ask the question? You're weird. And beating someone up might be fun, but being beaten up is not.
>>5595526
Panty
>>5595526
Boku
>>5595542
Morning
>>5595526
Butters
>>5595526
Courfeyrac
>>5595546
Felt like it. You should know better than to question the motivations of a girl. Especially a cute one.
>>5595526
Maria and Harusame
>>5595551
Don't speak to my wife so casually.
>>5595526
David Bowie
>>5595526
a gang of Ubers
>>5595526
Cinnamon Roll
>>5595560
ugly ass nigga
>>5595557
kill yourself Hokko
Six more please.
>>5595526
Bedtime Berry
>>5595567
>>5595568
Lycanroc
>>5595526
Monokuma
>>5595563
no u
>>5595555
that makes no sense. In both sense.
>>5595568
Grantaire
>>5595526
Mizore Shirayuki
>>5595570
Sleep tight waifubait trash.
>>5595575
What? Ofcourse it does! It's called ''Common sense''. You are at best 3 and a half feet, gullible and unarmed, wandering into this place is stupid. Do I question you why? No I do not!
>>5595526
Labyrinth Devil
>>5595571
Besides, she's dating that old guy with the pistols, not your pathetic ass.
>>5595580
Please don't call my wife trash.
>>5595589
They're all fucking trash
>>5595583
But you did ask me a question about having a problem which made no sense...
Please check for any mistakes.
>>5595580
That was ERP Chiaki, duh. Chiaki is fine.
>>5595597
..Kid? Do me a favour and shut up before I grow any grey hairs thanks to you, alright?
>>5595598
I can't check if there aren't any.
>>5595598
As I thought. Let the games begin.
>>5595600
>Chiaki is fine.
>>5595610
I'm late?
>>5595610
Time to dash!
>>5595610
Will I get expelled?
>>5595605
Silly goose, you have to be pretty old to get grey hairs. Anywho, bye.
>>5595610
I wonder, isn't that his kind of sexuality?
Beerus uses his godly powers to get rid of a tribute without killing them himself.
>>5595627
>>5595629
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME, YOU LITTLE SQUIRT?
>What follows next is a long chain if Ylissian-style curses
>>5595589
She's so trash her home is a landfill~
>>5595610
Yukineeeeeeee~ Play wit me pleaseeeeee
We can murder so many together!
>>5595629
How sudden, you all want to donate to the shrine?
>>5595629
This is going in the book, Kuuko.
ITS
>>5595640
First of all. I am not Kuuko. Second of all. Do it. I don't care.
>>5595642
The end of Siivagunner
>>5595629
I really don't want to think about Butters' fetishes. He's the purest South Park kid.
Beerus is literally crushing my dreams of this man ever coming back.
Only one furry is still alive.
>>5595654
What? I thought you already did
>>5595650
Whatever you say, Selena.
>>5595654
That's um... yeahhhh.
>>5595654
Butters does the only right thing in a game with a very high death rate.
>>5595666
Severa. It's not that hard. Unless you speak with a lisp.
>>5595673
Jeez, calm down.
It's only a game, you know?
>>5595654
Thanks for the cumrag.
>>5595673
Ahah~ it hurts so good!
>>5595674
You give me a severa headache
>>5595674
Ramsay, what the fuck is up with you and bad art?
>>5595673
I AM NOT LITTLE! I'll have you know I am just over 5 and a half feet. That's not small!
>>5595685
>>5595688
>Because there is almost no good art for her, you shits. Leave me the fuck alone. Especially you, Okabe.
>>5595673
It can only be touched by one person.
>>5595674
Just having a little fun with your name. Everyone else does.
>>5595673
Sanae is much more witty. Truly the better Tuhou.
And we have a cliffhanger. It shouldn't be that hard to dodge a drunken guy's attack.
Now Panty's event isn't as ambiguous.
>>5595698
>>5595702
You think making fun of me is fun? How about we have fun, my way?
>draws her sword, waiting for the purple haired girl to do the same
>>5595702
>>5595702
Surely he must have some food or weapons with him...
>>5595702
>>5595708
>sighing, the girl's hands turn into claws
Do we have to do this?
>>5595715
>ZUN's art isn't that bad
>still not that good either
>>5595723
>ZUN's art isn't that bad
>>5595715
>Because Fire Emblem is made by competent people in a studio and 2hu is made by a drunk Nippon.
>>5595721
>>5595722
Ugh...M-maybe another time. I got to patch myself up first. You owe me a good practice match!
>>5595702
It's okay kid, it's just ketchup.
>Closes his eyes
Just... ketchup...
>>5595721
>and ar
To the dogs...
>>5595721
What are you doing in my room?
>>5595730
>I know it's not good
> the music is very lovely though
>>5595721
>yukine is now a vampire
>sweating
>>5595721
"I feel as though I transcended time and history. Yet no one can understand me."
>>5595739
You're very lovely~
>>5595723
From a non-2hu, non-anime fan if I were too look at his work unfamiliar with the style I would have a very bad first impression
>kissu nonetheless
>>5595736
Shame that your dress got ripped up. No tailor can fix those marks.
>Autocropper decided to take a shit and close my tab. I see if I can salvage the game, but right now it doesn't look good. I'm sorry, everyone.
>>5595744
Uhh, thank you!
>>5595745
>Touhou is videogames
>And people don't play Touhou for the character designs, that would be a waste of time
>>5595757
>Did you try Ctrl+Shift+T?
>>5595731
So I have my first rival. I guess that's cool.
>>5595757
>It's cool if you can't. Thanks for hosting if this is the end.
>>5595757
>It's okay, try using ctrl shift t
>>5595764
Rival? You didn't earn that right yet. Just prove to me you are not a compelte dullard and halfwit with your choice of weapons. And don't go easy on me because I sure won't! What's the point of practice if you hold back, right?!
>>5595721
Everything is fine, I got this.
>>5595763
>>5595772
Worked, thanks guys.
>>5595757
Do you use Autocropper 4.0.7 on Firefox with Batchcropping?
>>5595780
>spits it out
Who in their right mind thought it would be funny to swap my drink with this
how do I learn vodka runes to fit in with /brg/
>>5595778
So I have to use a weapon? Can I get my mom's guns?
>>5595780
>looks over the feast
"It's surprising how calm this one is."
>>5595787
ROSETTA STONE
>>5595790
..Guns. Those are those big sticks that make a lot of noise, right? How good are you at melee combat?
>>5595780
Oh shit, can the furry actually win this?
>>5595782
It's 4.0.7, batch cropping isn't selected.
>>5595795
Someone will come to rescue us.
Right?
>>5595795
EDGE DOGE
D
G
E
D
O
G
E
>>5595794
Not all of them are big and sticky. I never really used a sword though.
>>5595795
Nothing has changed.
>>5595795
Just some alien race; that is hardly impressive.
>>5595811
...Well, there goes the prospect of our sparring match. I don't really get a kick out of beating up rookies....spears? axes maybe?...Any melee weapon at all?
>>5595795
Rooting for best wolf.
>>5595795
And we have a winner thanks to vendetta and suicide. Congratulations!
Your winscreen is coming in a few minutes. The error just throw me off.
>>5595812
>peeeeeeets
>>5595817
>>5595820
Should have seen that coming...
>>5595820
And the stats. Thank you for playing.
>>5595820
>>5595826
I guess that confirms edgy doge is extremely emo
>>5595827
Thanks for hosting
>>5595816
Hey hey. Don't get all sad. I could probably make a sword out of ice.
>>5595827
Nice seeing you host again. Congratulations.
>>5595829
>All I can see is Iori looking at it and it's driving me crazy.
>>5595820
>>5595827
Yeahyeah, good job to whatever nerd won. And thanks for the nerd that hsoted!
>>5595823
Would you stop that?
>>5595827
Thanks for hosting
>>5595829
But senpai moon doggy isn't edgy.
>>5595842
I-Ice? What are you getting at, Sticks? Are you some kind of magician?
....An ice sword would be sooo cool..No pun intended!
>>5595827
Thank you for hosting.
>>5595847
I'm getting sun
but i'm trading for edge doge for sure
literally never taking him off my team ever
going to use him in competetive forever
>>5595863
Good taste.
>>5595871
Best Taste
Good morning hg :3c
>>5595820
>>5595827
Sorry for the wait. Here is your winscreen. Congratulations!
>>5595883
Good morning
>>5595883
Good morning anon :3c
>>5595883
>huggu
Morning!
>>5595848
It would be wouldn't it? Probably be real easy to make as well.
>without thinking, she already made her arm into one
Huh. Even easier than that.
>>5595883
What's up?
>>5595883
>>5595887
Not bad.
Shoutouts to Simpleflips
>>5595911
who is simpleflips
>>5595913
he flips simples
>>5595887
Congratulations Tenshi! what a funny name.
Thanks for hosting fellah, sorry that I didn't reply to your slides, I was preoccupied with something.
>>5595922
what are simples
>>5595925
You
>>5595924
It's fine.
>>5595956
Heard it here first folks
>>5595956
>>5595956
Thank you for sharing this with us.
>>5595896
...Okay, I am now a litttle creeped out, you know? If you are a ghost, please tell me now so I can run away and hide.
>calls in a nuclear strike
>>559598
I shall melt those blades.
>>5595969
I shall melt your heart.
>>5596006
stop time traveling
>>5595965
>>5595968
>>5595969
>melts on
>>5596006
>>5595987
Hmm.
>in an instant, the sword disappears
Nah, I'm not a ghost. I'm practically harmless compared to them.
>>5596006
I haven't been this directly threatened for a long time. Either that or you need to work on your lines, Tamaki.
>>5596009
I can't help it if my good looks trickle into the times past.
I'm sure that maiden felt her day improve just a little that day.
Someone do something
>>5596018
Blonde prettyboy over there is trying to woo you over, Sticks. Oldest trick in the book.
..And how tough is your ice when it clashes with castleforged-quality steel?
>>559540
fuck off
you ungrateful bastard
>>5596018
I simple flattery not enough for my dear Ice Queen? I should've known, you are not one to be unfamiliar with the approaches of possible suitors. Curses, a hosts job is next too easy.
I suppose you do not drink any thing warm now. I wonder if I spoke with cubes of ice in my mouth it might sound more appealing to you! For I am rich, I do not know the cold!
>>5596028
I did something
>>5596042
You know, it's when I find my posts riddled with errors that I realize it wasn't my time to appear. Alas, my efforts to entertain my guests have been for naught.
>>5596028
Lu lu lu, I'm bored as heck, lu lu lu, cause there's nothing to do, lu lu lu, let's get some applesauce, lu lu lu, and take off our clothes off, lu lu lu...
>>5596032
A nickname that isn't stalker?
>she begins writing
I feel it may shatter on impact but what do I know?
>>5596028
Don't worry anonymous. I plan on going back to sleep.
>>5596042
I am a simple girl that only has one type and you don't fill any of it. But the thought of making you a Popsicle sounds appealing.
>>5596013
>writes
"With his preference revealed, Yukine doesn't hesitate in making his move.
>>5596067
no this isn't hg canon, it didn't happen
>>5596028
>Sleeping noises
>>5596028
Maybe later.
>>5596067
Stalker? I already got a stalker in my life who I may or may have a child from the future with. Don't ask, okay? Thinking of how on earth i've fallen for his charms makes me sick.
>>5596067
If that excuse worked for every host would be sorry to say that we all would be out of business. At the center of every maiden lies a desire for beauty and perfection, all of which can be found in your designated host, Tamaki Suoh! It will only be a matter of time before your ability to conjure ice will be turned into the ability sneeze flowers every time you sneak a loving glance at my wonderful image, my love.
>>5596075
"I forgot things can just be ignored here."
Okay. I will just forget what I saw.
>>5596086
So even they have a chance of finding true love. That makes me happy. I may need to learn some advice from him.
>>5596089
I can respect your intensity for finding love, Tamaki. It's almost as intense as my love for Tsukune. But that's all I can say that's positive.
>>5596101
Truuuuuust me. You don't want to get advice from my stalker. Unless hitting on everything that moves if your preferred method. As for blonde prettyboy?
>She laughs before sitting down agaisnt a tree and unpacking a bag of sweet candy
I am going to enjoy this.
Dubs decideds my next ava
>>5596101
Yeah, anything I do other than shitposting is more like hg fanfiction than hg canon
hg canon is important and decides how I ava because that totally matters
>>5596114
Bill Nye
>>5596114
A 2hu
>>5596114
Frank Drebin
>>5596114
Raymond Reddington
>>5596114
Fango from 91 days
>>5596133
Literally who
next
>>5596114
Mace windu
>>5596114
Sheev Palpatine
>>5596114
Any South Park character
>>5596101
You misunderstand, my fair maiden. It is not my love I am seeking for, for I have already loved and living my own life of romance.
My mission comes down to one thing, the happiness of women everywhere and to see to it that beauty is represented throughout the world to those who fail to appreciate it!
There need not be any love between us, if you have your love, so be it. But there are times where one's burdens become too much to bear, when their heart weighs heavy with troubles they cannot seem to lessen. This is where I am needed, to be an ear, to be a companion!
>>5596144
That beta nigger from The Boondocks.
>>5596114
>>5596138
based lasagna chef fango
>>5596114
>>5596151
reroll
>>5596114
Lycanroc
>>5596114
Billy Mays
you guys are shit at dubs
just forget it
>>5596114
Yourself
>>5596175
>>5596175
KEK
XD
>>5596175
>trying to impersonate me
motherfucker
>>5596113
Hitting on everything? Yeah that's not my style. I hate whenever anyone does it. Lie this joker I'm talking to.
>>5596153
Save the theatrics for someone who will care. I can get even more satisfaction just by stalking others. It would be more interesting than hearing what you have to say.
you are gay
>>5596209
Even if I enjoyed that kiss, that doesn't make me gay.
>>5596209
I'm not
Do you still care about anything here
>>5596225
I do
>>5596222
TRIPS CONFIRM
>>5596193
And what would make the passion burn in such a maiden that she finds more pleasure in stalking than she would spending time with the Prince of Hosts? I will let you know that I have some experience in stalking myself! We have much in common, my dear, regardless of the fire that burns in my heart and the endless glaciers of white that are insides if your soul!
everyone! Quick! Hug the most handsome man!
>>5596246
>>5596246
>hugs myself
>>5596246
I think it's rude if I hug someone randomly...
>>5596246
ok
>>5596159
>hugs Australian cowboy lasagna poster mafiaman
>>5596225
If I didn't, I would never come back here.
>>5596235
Well there's a problem. My low tolerance could not stand your fiery passion. A much better thing to do is stalk each other.
I'm sorry to cut this short but I woke up too early. I'll be seeing you like I always do.
>>5596277
oh
>continues hugging myself
>>5596246
But I dropped him.
>>5596277
>fango
>not most handsome
>>5596290
It's almost like you're completely wrong
extremelyfuckingmadachi.jpg
>>5596309
>not png
>>5596279
When I see my breath in a mist before me, and my teacup sticking to my lips as it has become a lump of ice, I will know that I am surrounded by your affection, my fair lady. Farewell for now.
>>5596309
>>5596222
but kaito
and yato
and the other blonde faggot whose name i don't recall
>>5596323
Ewww, Kaito!? Gross!
>>5596330
so you're okay with yato then
>>5596336
I never said that!
>>5596340
but you only brought up kaito
stop trying to save face gayboy
How desperate are we for a game
>>5596355
Very
>>5596355
Yeah, but the avatars here imo don't deserve one. I'll host when there are people I actually enjoy in my games.
>>5596365
Nice implication that you host.
>>5596355
I don't know what the rest are thinking, but I wouldn't mind one right now
>>5596365
t. attentionwhore
>>5596365
>I'll host when there are people I actually enjoy in my games.
make a code
dead?
>>5596406
ded
Blame the 2hu, FE, danganronpa CJ
>>5596383
Nice implication that I don't?
Get rekt, faggot.
>>5596427
I blame the furfags
>>5596437
post ava and prove him wrong faggot
>>5596437
Calm your autism Jude
>>5596445
They really are the illuminatis of HG
Default games using racial stereotypes to kill time?
>>5596473
sure
>>5596473
Default games with memes only?
>>5596490
LOL WUT
>>5596490
Izaya and Maria and Crust
>>5596490
Anime Edgelord
>>5596490
Hoshi
>>5596490
Oldfags
>>5596490
gay retarded nigger faggot
>>5596490
Leslie Jones
>>5596490
Happy days
If I don't get my morning coffee a whole lot of dicks gonna get sucked around here.
>>5596490
A meme
>>5596490
THICC
>>5596490
Please God, let me meet him. All I want to is to find that perfect boy I know exists. He’s sweet and shy and my age and likes all the things I do, perhaps even is on this site itself. The boy who won’t secretly think I’m a loser, the boy I can cuddle with (even if only possible online) and spent nights talking to and laughing and sharing happiness. Someone who can reciprocate the love I put in, the boy who I can make feel safe and secure unconditionally and can fill this gaping, empty void in my heart.Please, just let me find this person. I’ll change everything about me if that’s what it takes Please, I just can’t take the loneliness anymore.
>>5596490
Broken English Chinese art
>>5596490
Literally me
>>5596490
Spurdo Sparde
>>5596490
wew len
>>5596490
Some good ass Ramen
>>5596490
The best book in the world
>>5596490
My life
>>5596490
Horsemagic
>>5596551
Need 6 more after this post + The most Jewest picture you can find.
>>5596490
HG
>>5596562
Goynet
Tony Kornheiser
>>5596490
Pure Cinnamon Bun
Jew
For 4chan's birthday, where was Dance Magic Dance? I missed that song.
24 memes vs 11 jews and a loli. I think there´s a traitor among the memes
Fuck swaps during a meme default game.
>>5596653
>>5596653
The numbers don't matter, I will bring an end to all in the arena.
>>5596665
>Goynet kills Hoshi and HG in one fell swoop
>>5596672
HORY SHIT IS THAT YOU ZACH?
>>5596680
>Thicc killing my life
Someone needs to lay off the milfs.
>>5596680
Wh-what!? O-of course it is me.
You people are really easily entertained, aren't you?
>Also need to do something quick, next slide will take a minute or 4
>>5596693
>>5596712
wew > jew
>>5596712
N-not that I have the need for nonsensical human items, but you will come to rue this day.
Do I smell an alliance between the jews and the niggers?
>>5596705
I missed you, you sexy piece of ass
>kissu
>>5596744
Goynet reveals her true colours.
>>5596771
Based Tony cleaning house
>>5596783
>Kek
>>5596803
>>5596803
EBIN :DDDD
HOLY SHIT! GOYNET PULLS THE JEWEST AMONG JEWEST OF TRICKS!
>>5596744
I-I had no idea I would be missed, however I am flattered, mortal.
>she gives you a kissu in return before anyone notices, and ultimately dying in the arena
>>5596816
T-thanks
Now how do I screw you back onto your body?
More Jew on Jew violence
Boring peace slide.
>>5596859
Jews will win.
WINNER NEXT SLIDE! WILL A BOWL OF RAMEN OR AN AUSSIE SAVE THE MEMES OR WILL IT FOREVER BE REMOVED BY A JEW?
>>5596866
L-lets hope not.
>>5596850
>this game
>>5596839
Like you would anything else. N-now serve me, mortal, and return my head to its rightful place.
RAMENBOYS
>>5596886
>Accidently puts you upside down on your body
Uhhh..I need a manual!
Wincard. No placements because HostHelper was kill. Don't bother thanking me for hosting, this game was fucking shit.
>>5596907
>>A Poptart
I want to hold Mokou's hand.
>>5596907
>My filler wins again
>>5596907
Thanks for hosting
>>5596900
Y-you simpleton! D-do you have any idea how uncomfortable this is? I'd be better off as just a head!
F-fix it a-at once, or so help me..
>>5596907
Thank you for hosting this death game for us, mortal.
>>5596924
>He does another attempt
>Somehow get's it stuck on your chest.
I CAN'T HELP IT WOMEN ARE SO COMPLICATED! HELP ME OUT, WILL YOU?!
Can Stand users in Jojo use their stands for masterbation?
>>5596936
Yes.
I want to fuck Ringabel
>>5596979
I want to fuck kurisu
You know, the dead hours really prove how shitty the people active during these times are at keeping the threads alive.
>>5597021
You got better ideas to keep the thread alive? I'm all ears.
>>5597021
fune then I'll host at school, just for you, asshole
>>5597021
>People just tend to be busy with other stuff these hours
>>5597039
kanker
>>5597033
>pic
>>5597048
nee u
>>5597053
O-oh. :^(
>>5597064
niet zo gemeen meer zijn vriend
>>5597033
>>5597051
Our hero
>>5596931
>she fumbles her head in her hands before finally screwing it back on top of her neck
...Hmph. Such a menial task should be simple, even for a mortal.