/scaly/ - Scaly General: Thread #117
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Topic of the thread: 1~10, how much do you LOVE scalies?
4chan Pass user since August 2016.
>>5567205
>4chan pass user since august 2016
That's new.
>>5567205
>TToT
Enough to let them breathe on me.
So, maybe, like, a 7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yobj1Zv91KA
>>5567205
>4chan Pass user since August 2016
???
Also, good job to everyone that died, your Risked and will receive 78 Lemurian virgins in death.
>>5567205
>TotT
10. I took one look at that broad, scaly dragon belly and was instantly happier.
>>5567205
10.
>>5567205
Like an 8? Avians are my go to, but alas, they're not as common. But a good furry can easily be a 9 or a 10 as well. Just not as common.
>>5567205
i love them so much that id rather reproduce with one if possible instead of my own kind
11
>>5567815
Interesting, I wonder what happens when you don't have one.
>>5567815
Which options?
Im guessing not 4chanxs
not sure how to get to the native options now
>>5567864
How dumb are you?
>>5567860
Well that answers my question. Doesn't do anything.
>>5567891
4chanx replaces the normal options with its own, so I don't think I can access them without disabling the extension
>>5567920
HOW DUMB ARE YOU?
>>5567920
When you're posting a reply idiot.
>>5567864>
>Im guessing not 4chanx
Actually it does. Did you fug it up, anon?
>>5567936
Since this is /scaly/ and we're all friends, I'll just spoonfeed you. Options is what they renamed the email field in your reply menu. Type it there.
>>5567573
>Find artist of that picture
>Discover the tama and zinogre are basically the first and second least obese ladies he's drawn
Unfortunate
test
4chan Pass user since April 2015.
>>5567974
Also drew a fat Felyne.
>>5567991
Dang, was hoping it would since 2013, but I guess that is what happens when you buy new passes instead of renewing.
I didn't know Tom drew a Snayyk.
>>5567205
10. Dragons make for best waifus.
>venti
>>5568162
It is so weird to have someone else like Venti
>>5568219
Eh, it's a game about waifus, and she's quite charming and beautiful.
>>5568289
Yet you can't marry her
>>5568325
Delet this
We got married and had a half-dragon earthmate god child
>>5568219
She's the best waifu with the best personality.
>jacking off into your lovers massive maw
>lapping at her enormous, sopping wet cunt
>stroking her broad, scaly belly
>stripping naked and riding her bareback
>>5568623
>ywn be a toy of a dragon
>>5568833
>>5568881
Why must I be cursed to live in the worst reality?
Had to scale it down for the file size limit so I recommend getting the original if you like this.
>>5568925
why is slark such a fuccboi?
>>5570108
He smuggles large blades in his ass, he is the biggest fuccboi of all
>>5568925
>>5570108
>>5570170
>>5570200
>>5570200
>>5570223
>>5570108
Because
Those RoR anons still at it?
>>5570343
nah I stopped hosting already. we only did a couple of games. it was nice having 10 people around for once.
>>5570371
Alright then
>>5570289
what a hunk
4chan Pass user since November 2014.
What is /scaly/ up to?
>>5572113
Sleeping. At least in like 20 minutes at max.
>>5572113
I should be sleeping, but here I am, fapping to hyper kobolds
>>5572113
Soon sleeping...
>>5568000
To be entirely fair that character was already fat
>>5567205
I just learned that Riptor from Killer Instinct is a girl and now I need this in my life
>>5572113
Just got up. Gonna finish up a Qurupeco drawing but I don't think I can post it here since it doesn't really have a lot of scales.
>>5573297
It's a wyvern, close enough
>>5573120
how do I locate kazerad streams?
Built2Breed
Would you protect?
>>5574720
Yes.
How do I draw the heads, /scaly/?
>>5574900
which heads?
>>5573120
Did you know about her alternate costume?
>>5568085
Tom's drawn a lot of non-2K stuff: https://2karchive.xyz/extras/non2krelated
XCom, Portal, a sergal, Freefall, Slightly Damned, dragongirl Wrinry, Yooka-Laylee, even Prequel (making a cat and the readers cry: the comic).
>>5572113
Learning OCaml.
Can't tell if this is straight or not.
>>5576027
Wow, you're right.
>>5576211
Top is a pink Rathalos, so it's likely gay.
>>5576243
>>5574900
>How do I draw the heads, /scaly?
Ask Kav.
>>5576211
I doesn't have Rathian's spiky patch on the back between the wings, so it's probably ghey
mmm yea boi
>>5576460
The biggest FYIAD there is, lol God is smaug
>>5572113
TF2 Scrim at 4:30 my time, Tengo el examen de Español a lunes, and I attended the state convention yesterday and got some pretty cool shit
>>5576932
Advance Autism
Wonder what lizard milk would taste like.
>>5572113
I'm makin things.
>tfw this is the third time I've had to replace the spear head on my Tiger Man cosplay
I should have made it out of laminated plastic to begin with.
>tfw you don't know if it's nutritional or venom
>>5578346
Wasn't this posted last thread?
Let's get some fresh scale milk in here
>tfw no pet rathian to fuck
>You will never lick her tail-end until it is spotless and clean
>>5578433
Leave raths alone
>>5578452
>anthro
Ewww.
>>5578474
Also has hair
>>5576211
It's slitfucking. Pink Rathalos masquerade themselves with rathian scent to trick other Rathalos into mating with it for life. A weird way nature does population control.
>>5578530
>>5578474
Are you saying you wouldn't lick her butthole clean if given the chance?
>>5578659
But I like that poke !
>>5578727
To much uncanny valley
>>5578474
>Out of all the anthros posted in this thread you pick the very latest one to 'eww' at
At least put a tiny bit of effort into your shit-stirring, anon
>>5576932
>Tolken inteded to rerwite The hobbit because it was too childish
Wasn't that the entire point? That the Hobbit was meant to be just a children's book? Turning it into three movies was retarded by the way.
>>5578816
Ouch.
Do you guys think Blue will come back for Jurassic World 2?
>>5578801
>Turning it into three movies was retarded by the way.
That's just how hollywood do
Gotta maximize IPs' mileage in multi-part releases
>>5578864
Maybe as a end credits cameo.
I don't know how they could do a sequal though. All those people hurt has to have been a major lawsuit, enough to bankrupt it.
>>5578394
Isn't venom """safe""" to drink though? As venom needs to be injected into your blood to do the most harm
>>5578971
http://www.digitalspy.com/movies/jurassic-park/feature/a664031/everything-you-need-to-know-about-jurassic-world-2-the-cast-plot-and-latest-spoilers/
>The sequel to #JurassicWorld will be in UK cinemas ahead of its release in the US, June 22, 2018
Also 2 will have like $100M more to it's budget.
>>5579088
Lewd dragon, children aren't for playing in your mouth!
>>5579101
Oh. Well then, I hope there's a special edition. I got the book stands with the Irex and Trex fighting.
>>5578785
I'd rather lap up a cloaca
>>5578785
>Are you saying you wouldn't lick her butthole clean if given the chance?
Well now that you put it that way...
>>5576371
Why do skeletal dragons turn me on?
>>5579497
Because no one can resist the Charm spell of a sexy Dracolich.
>>5579428
Jesus Christ that beard.
>>5579492
>YFW you will never get to be a dragoness's personal ass licker/kisser/cleaner
>>5579088
>vore
Don't you have your own general?
>>5579545
Incredibly regretful feels. Worse yet, you'll never get to cop a feel of thick dragon hips and ass as you do it to it.
>>5579497
Two great tastes that taste great together, even in skeletal dragon demands the dick.
>>5579088
That sure is a lot of effort made just to give me a boner.
>>5579553
Different anon, last time I checked that general was RIP.
>>5579645
Well, it's not the /vore/ I'm used to, but I guess I'll take it.
>>5573538
Any more lewds of this cutey ?
>>5579737
>oh no not again
Exactly what I feel when I see this shitty fetish.
>>5579737
>>5578806
>>5579765
>egg-laying
Nice.
>>5579763
u want more m8?
>>5579805
eggs eggs eggs
A few questions for /Scaly/:
>1:What challenges would dragons face in our society?
>2:Why do you find scalies arousing?
>3:Who is your scaly waifu?
>4:Why are kobold insides so stretchy?
>>5579877
1) They'd upset the economy, as such should expect planes to be crashed into their lairs.
2) Because scales.
3) >implying waifu
4) Because dragons.
>>5579877
>1
Definitely size difference problems, and some prejudice since they are large predators. Although if they are horse sized that shouldn't be as much a problem.
>2
Sleek, sexy bodies. Very exotic from mammals like us, and the idea of a typically cold, emotionless reptile being loving is hot.
>3
Waifu is Auroth, Husbando is Meekin
>4
To imitate their dragon overlords/sluts
>>5573549
It was a one off thing that he did because he was drunk and waiting on people at the end of a /co/ thread. Probably not again anytime soon.
Raptorfu`s:
1)best cuddle size
2)fast
3)loves company
4)Self sufficient
Prove me that raptors are not the best waifus.
>>5578346
I think at one point in the earlier threads we came up with the idea that it's alcoholic so dragon kids are actually just drunk all the time.
>>5579738
sadly i don't. not her in particular
>>5579862
body horror desu
>>5580144
Why are chubby girls so goddamn based?
>>5580184
>nezumiposting
>>5580184
Gee, anon, I don't know.
>>5580170
She just needs a knight to come save her, anon.
>>5580214
Naturally thick?
>>5580224
>You will never see this in your life
>You will never be on the receiving end from a scale dude either
Why is life so cruel, /scaly/?
>>5579877
>1
Nothing that couldn't be fixed with #ScalyLivesMatter
>2
I like the variety of textures they can have.
>3
An Argonian PC that I made and got overly attached to.
>4
Big benis :-DDD
Also, nice dubs (I wish I had more than one scaly related doubles image.)
>>5580258
I see you, hidden snek! And wow, look at all that detail.
>>5580272
I can't fap to Miranda, knowing that it is a gross scat-vore oc. Thanks FA search.
>>5580350
[memespoiler]I can only fap to the gross scat-vore stuff.[/spoilermeme]
>>5580380
I'm afraid I already know who you are.
>>5580315
What kind of lizard is that?
>>5580399
Who am I, anon?
>>5580431
I don't wanna name drop anyone yet.
>>5580214
>>5580455
Oh, okay.
>>5580475
I am not sure what to think of this.
>>5574900
>>5576371
I'm here, what do you need to know?
>>5580555
Not to say I don't fap to ordinary stuff, too.
But I just don't find her attractive enough to tolerate without fetishes.
>>5580455
>>5580496
WHO ARE YOU
>>5580555
Google says water monitor.
>>5580509
Not him, but I'd like to know how good a poker face you'd need to beat a dragon at a card game.
Lets all take a moment to bask in the glory that is delicious flat chested scalie women.
Who wouldn't want to cover their flat chests with syrup and whip cream and lick it all of until nothing but the shine of their chest scales remain?
>>5580680
just wear a mask and the dragon can't read your emotions as easily
>>5580695
>>5580496
T H I C C
>>5580813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk
>>5580509
What ice cream flavor is Omanag eating?
>>5580738
nyet
>>5580813
I bet she watches bbw/male on Pornhub and self-inserts getting fucked by xenophiliac human dick.
Good night, /scaly/.
Finished for now.
Sorry for somewhat lacking in scales. Not sure what kind of genitalia I want to put on it, though.
>>5581118
Good night, have sweet dreams of your scalyfu.
>>5580680
Depends on the dragon. Athex is what you'd call a mammalian enthusiast (aka humie trash), so you'd need a poker body and poker voice to beat his knowledge of warm-blooded behavior. Omanag on the other hand could easily lose at Go Fish. She's not the most observant cookie in the jar.
>>5580315
>>5580555
>>5580626
Weird, my first thought was either a komodo or a monitor. It looks like some kind of hybrid.
>>5579877
1: I mean, they're intelligent apex predators like us, but also solitary and highly territorial. At least the winged ones are, I imagine wingless drakes would develop more of a communitarian instinct and so be more amicable to humans. But a flying dragon feels cooped up in a city and gets angry, and in the countryside it eats livestock. Neither of those scenarios are beneficial for humans (discounting private firefighter companies) unless they work out some kind of tribute system in return for protection, and even then the dragon wouldn't really be integrated into society. That'd require an individual eccentric dragon who just takes a shine to human culture.
2: I dunno, they're just really appealing aesthetically. They're smooth and cute and just... I like em.
3: Quill-Weave's nice.
4: When you're a species of small scavengers and petty carnivores, a loose body helps in a sticky situation.
>>5580072
GOSH that's cute!
>>5580905
The poll results favored Kobold Krunch. I'll leave it to you as to what precisely that entails.
>>5581214
Not bad at all! Now you just need to loosen up your hand and get some big, confident lines.
>>5581329
Scalebando, but I'll try.
I've been trying for years.
>>5581406
>expecting me to know from posting Alphys
That's okay, I have a rare husbando anyway.
>tfw literally no Argo art from Magna Carta 2
Want more dinosaurs/raptors
>>5581521
Guess what I feel like with Goris and Waromon.
>literally the only thing I can find of Waromon is his character sheet
>>5579877
2: So sleek and smooth. I also like the head shape and strong tails.
3: Can I choose an OC? I've got a cute hammerspace dragoness named Sylvia who's just the best.
4: They frequently practice in case their dragon senpai notices them and wants to roughly fuck. Spoiler alert: they almost never do.
1:
>if too big to fit in stuff:
>>too bit to fit in stuff
>>high volume of meat consumed
>>prejudice due to fear they'd eat humans
>>killed because of ^
>>intimacy with humans almost unheard of due to accidents
>
>controversy over rights of nonhumans
>people keep wanting to pet them
>restrictive regulations about when and where they can fly
>firebreathing likely requires a license
>dangerous for everyone involved if they lose their temper
>people keep asking to ride them
>people keep asking to "ride" them
>stuff for bipeds doesn't work as well for quadrupeds
>frequently get shot by hunters who must be half-blind or something
OH MY GOSH
Look! Look at it! It's so chubby! So cute! Big adorable lizard!
I thought I was exaggerating with Omanag, but there's a real precedent!
>>5581855
The resemblance is uncanny.
>>5579553
I'm not into vore, it's just a funny picture
>>5580738
So you want a flatchested dickgirl then?
>>5581855
Holy shit that's a fat monitor lizard. Context?
>>5581119
That's hilarious. Why did they stop that?
>>5583289
I really like this Dragon. Is there any more of him?
>>5583813
No, they're from a 1996 arcade game, so not enough people know that they exist.
>>5583438
It's from Sri Lanka, where locals protect the lizards because they eat crop-destroying crabs. I'm guessing it leads such a cushy life that it overindulged. No humans trying to kill you, all the crabs you can eat... the Shangri-La of water monitors.
>>5583793
At some point, they (or at least Cass) stopped being able to buy boots. I think increased movespeed is built into her kit now as an alternative.
>>5581350
Yeah, I'll definitely work on that with my next drawing.
>>5581409
I think I'll just add a horizontal slit since I haven't done one of those yet.
>>>/qa/706294
Where will /scaly/ go when 4chan dies?
>>5585852
I'll probably try tumblr, honestly. They're closer to 4chan's discussion style than reddit is, and every single part of 2x4chan is filled with cancer - the only thing it has going for it is that our /v/ is shitty enough that their /v/ is actually less bad.
>>5585852
>all those redditors trying to delete /pol/
I too remember when deleting original /news/meant they all left instead of dispersing into various boards.
>>5586735
Honestly /pol/ could probably just exist on /b/. The only use I've ever gotten out of it is when shit goes down like mass shootings. The rest of the time I think it's just a racism hub, which could exist just as well on /b/ and thin out all the horrible porn threads. /b/ was never good, but over the years it's become much worse as the only good parts of the board were plucked off to make new boards.
>>5585852
>cut max image size in half
>double time between posts
>longer delay after making an OP
Slowing the site down would scare away a lot of people who can't deal with waiting multiple minutes to post ">WE" or ">what did he mean by this" or some other low-effort meme, while not affecting people who actually type shit out as much.
It's a terrible idea and I'd probably hate it, but it could very well work.
>>5586735
Eh, a lot of /pol/ these days is reddit - without it, they'll likely head back there.
I probably wouldn't have as much of an issue with /pol/ if the mods didn't actively delete threads that didn't conform to their circlejerk.
>>5586924
I can live very easily with no internet, but permanently slow internet on a site I frequently visit?
I'd go mad
>>5586924
>Eh, a lot of /pol/ these days is reddit - without it, they'll likely head back there.
No, they'll just head right on over to /b/, /v/, /r9k/, /co/, /tv/ or any other high reddit traffic board. It's not the only board to attract redditors to posting.
>>5587010
The thing is /pol/ has never contained that crowd. They've always leaked out to other boards regardless. It just breeds more.
>>5586735
All Hiro has to do is get rid of /pol/ and /r9k/.
All the normies will go back wherever they came from, shitposting and memes will die down as a result from Anons no longer having to post stupid shit or force memes to try and drive people away.
>>5587196
At this point we're probably 70% that crowd 30% the old crowd if not worse, so it'll never completely go back to the way it was, but that might help.
>>5585852
I'll probably see where folks from the generals I browse will go
If 4chan dies completely then I'd assume we'll have ample time to set up something before it happens
>>5585852
I hope /trash/ doesn get deleted. /scaly/ is max comfy and I'd really hate to see it go
>>5587010
>this wall is just a single brick high
>but we'd better keep it there so what's inside can't get out
>>5587301
I don't trust Hiroshima to NOT just shut it down without much warning. Just one day, a /qa/ post saying "good while lasted. 4chan dying, tomorrow last day"
>>5587363
>just one day
imagine the chaos from generals trying to find new locations
I'd assume most would go directly to cripplechan, but more niche ones will have some choices to make
>>5587514
>cripplechan
fuck that hellhole, the only board i was a regular at only got flooded with bullshit and cp spam. i'm never going back
>>5587234
On the other hand, if 4chan did die, very little of value would be lost.
>>5587573
Agreed. I'd honestly take reddit and probably tumblr over cripplechan - some triggered assholes decided that they'd flood as much of /vore/ as they could with Monsters Inc porn because vore makes them feel icky or something. And /furry/ is surprisingly terrible.
>>5586924
Text isn't the problem.
The big money sink is in images.
>>5587668
Limiting post frequency reduces traffic, which means fewer images get posted.
I also recommend lowering the file upload size.
>>5587726
I agree with this.
Out of all the options I would rather that kiddies can't just say shitty one word responses and smaller pictures isn't to bad in my opinion.
4chan passes honestly don't bother me that much either so upgrading that might be alright.
>>5587573
Did you actually go to /furry/ enough to be considered a regular?
God damn.
>>5587649
Yes, yes it is.
All the asshurt from drama threads is awful enough, but then they get autists like bui mad enough to flood the board with stupid shit
>>5587904
>Did you actually go to /furry/ enough to be considered a regular?
>God damn.
Well it wa where I went for my qt scalies before I found /scaly/ a long time ago
Please tell me we aint closing down boys.
I would miss you all too much.
Tell me it's all just a big scare.
>>5588370
Same, same.
>>5588595
Pretty much. Hiro doesn't think he's getting enough $$$ from 4chan, so he's trying to guilt people into buying passes.
>>5588672
I can say the /furry/ never had a thread as good as /scaly/. Even if i'm not actively posting or lurking the thread, i always have the latest thread on a tab. We're like, what, 100+ threads now? This place is still super comfy
>>5588696
Well 4chan IS a pretty big money sink, i dont think he's lying about that. moot was in the red for a long time while he owned it, its why he sold it. I dont mind a few concession in image size and posting speed, I just hope he doesnt go with intrusive ads, that would be the worst. i dont have adblock enabled here because the ads arent bad and are usally kind of funny but a pop-up would change that immediately
>>5588595
It seems kind of dubious, at least.
>>5588791
Yeah I know what you mean.
/furry/ was kind of good for finding threads about specific scalie stuff you like though.
Those male slit fucking and slit play threads were amazing.
I'm surprised at how /scaly/ turned out though. You can find whatever you want and it's great.
>>5587726
/qa/ came up with a better solution.
Implement webp image format and stop supporting jpg/png/gif.
>>5587726
>Limiting post frequency reduces traffic
Not on the big offenders.
It's a tiny percentage of boards that chew up all 4chans cash.
>>5588883
>ywn be shaggy maggy and tailfuck yourself while giving 4 other monsters handjobs to shower you in their seed
>ywn be any kind of dragon/lizardfolk
>>5588995
How the fuck is /b/ so small? I thought that'd be one of the biggest offenders.
>>5588948
>webp
Tell me more about this format, I have never heard about it before. How rough would such a transition be?
>>5588995
>/wsg/, /hr/, /gif/, /w/, and /wg/ all together take up a bit more than a quarter of storage
Jesus christ.
>>5589054
2 MB file size limit.
Also, /b/ doesn't have an archive function. Then again /trash/ doesn't either and it's completely ahead of /v/ on the graph.
>>5588995
Jesus just fucking get rid of /gif/ how many boards do you just post porn on anyways?
and why do we need two separate wallpaper boards? Just merge them.
>>5586707
>the only thing it has going for it is that our /v/ is shitty enough that their /v/ is actually less bad
>There's actually something on cripplechan that's less cancerous than it's equivalent here
That's fucking sad
Technically off-topic but I don't know where else to ask this: didn't /trash/ used to have an avian thread? There doesn't seem to be one in the catalog.
>>5586707
>>5590449
>Cripple /v/ being better
They fucked up their own musical, so there's that.
>>5590553
Yes, I do recall seeing some bird threads in the past. Dunno what happened to them.
>>5590580
Well, I don't go to either /v/, so I wouldn't know for sure
>>5589109
>How rough would such a transition be?
No rougher than gif to webm
>>5589180
Thats because all anyone does here is dump porn.
/v/ has way fewer images per post than /trash/.
>>5587354
Yeah. I don't wanna lose you folks.
>>5590084
>sexualized Angelus
I don't know how to feel about this.
Sexy dragon lass, but...Angelus for sexual confuses my dick
>>5591255
I kinda wish there was some stuff for Gabriella.
From what I've seen, there's nothing.
>>5572113
watching new Plinkett review
drinking Kraken
thinking about finishing that kobold fapfic i started years ago
>>5580509
Where do I start in learning the anatomy of glorious dragons?
>>5588902
I'm really torn on Vadersan's art.
>>5593026
why?
>>5593115
I needed to bump the thread.
>>5581350
do you know that comodo is actually monitor too?
>>5591963
I just study various reptiles and try to assemble the pieces where I can. The way I figured is that you've got to select some point of divergence on the evolutionary tree where dragons (or kobolds, or whatever) branch off and take more features from more closely related species. First off, I figured that kobolds and dragons are to each other kind of like other apes are to us. Now, kobolds are essentially bipedal lizards, not saurians! Fun fact, birds and crocodilians are descended from dinosaurs (or at least in the same clade) while lizards and snakes are much more distant cousins. This means that dragon skulls can't have those weird hole things in front of their eyes like tyrannosaurs did. (They're called temporal fenestrae, FYI.) At least, not in my version they can't. Who knows, maybe in your world there are draconic archosaurs! Let your imagination run free.
Where was I? Dragons! Fun fact, komodo dragons are related to monitor lizards, and all bear a striking resemblance to Omanag, so I copy their anatomy the most. I mean, look up Varanus priscus sometime. This gigantic monitor that must've scared the shit out of a few aborigines, just slap some frills on its head and give it a bigger brain and you've got yourself a basic drake. Speaking of frills, that's one distinguishing feature of draconids. Frills and sometimes horns, and also often concave-curving skulls - to the point of almost beakishness in kobolds.
What am I getting at? Well, like, just search for images of reptile skeletons on the internet and look up information on them, you know. Also figure out that wings are essentially stretched-out arms, so I'm betting the only way true dragons evolved is through some radioactive fluke creating a tiny population of mutated drakes. Breathtaking coincidence, really. Nature is a beautiful thing. And while I'm talking about arms, don't get hung up worrying if your dragon's hands look too humanish. Just look at some lizard hands! Like monitors again.
>>5591963
Anyhow, my other post got too wordy so... I'd say start with the Wikipedia page on reptiles and work your way out from there. Also documentary videos and any zoological books you might find at your local library. But you will have to stretch your imagination for dragon shoulders.
>>5591844
IT'S A COOKBOOK! TO SERVE KOBOLD!
>>5594846
Yes, that's right! The genus Varanus, very observant!
Also, please don't give Shyguy any more crap about how he draws tails flaring out. They do that in real life sometimes.
I wrote another SS13 story related to lizards. This one isn't as saucy as my previous story, though. A friend requested me to write about him.
http://pastebin.com/05tieEXR
>>5595157
Very nice stuff, real evocative! Can't say I like the ending, though.
>>5595248
The friend I mentioned said he wouldn't want to bone a potential target. Too professional for that. So instead, I intertwined the story with a similar event that occurred to me during one ss13 round. That time around, I beat the agent I was suppose to swap folders with to death with a guitar in the shower room, and then blew it up with a bomb. I can't say it was sexy, but christ I got a kick out of it.
I only like cutsie draggos, so I drew some. Hope it hits someone's taste, too.
>>5595285
That's radical.
>>5595353
Cute! I don't really get the rounded pupils or the padded feet, though. Are they mammalian hybrids?
>>5596073
I hate recognizing these losers' names from completely separate stunts they've pulled. I guess infamy is fame too, but what a lame existence.
>>5595819
I know it doesn't make sense but I'm a sucker for paw pads.
>>5596155
Shit, I just looked it up and found out that not all reptiles have slit pupils. I'm sorry.
More Slack-Wyrm
>>5596367
>no slackwyrm
remove
>>5596276
I love stuff like this so much, but video games never have these kinds of monster characters, and I can't reveal my power level to the groups I play tabletop with. I just want the scaly girlfriend cohort I give all the good treasure to in exchange for romantic or sexual favors. Is that too much to ask for? I'd even settle for a recurring merchant, thief, or whatever I trade good shit to for good times with. I don't care if they're sorta evil. Alignment is mostly perspective based anyways.
>>5596418
I know this feel learning to play DnD now, but it feels bad since I'll never be able to reveal power level or go magical realm.
I'd even settle for charming the dragon as a bard.
>>5595353
I love it, cute stuff is the best.
>>5597324
This must be one of those elusive female Zinogres I've been hearing about.
>>5597324
scaledoggo
>>5597370
Apparently it's someone's oc that was a male, but the owner changed it to a lady on a whim
>>5597423
>>5597450
That
Is muscular enough
>>5595094
>please don't give Shyguy any more crap about how he draws tails flaring out
No one here has done that though
>>5598661
Yeah, I'm pretty sure the general consensus here about shyguy is that his style is adorable, if somewhat a little vore heavy(but hey if you like that sort of thing...)
>>5598594
We posting pasta now?
>>5598834
I'm not really a fan of his casually-fatal stuff, but the stuff that isn't that, even vore, is super cute.
Can't find any of my saved pictures of his adorable tailmouth scalie, unfortunately...
>>5598962
Her name is Fuchsia for searching purposes.
Progress on terrible scaley porn sellout game: I've come up with a gameplay concept that's slightly better than "what the explore buttons or whatever". I also came up with a solution to the how-to-handle-scenes problem, which is kind of nice.
I'm undecided on how many RPG elements I want to add. The standard model seems to involve basically making a JRPG where loss results in getting raped and victory results in a chance to rape, and I don't want to be cliche. Unfortunately I can't come up with any better ideas besides making it a text-based-adventure style game, which sort of limits the player to a singular plotline, making it harder to only see sexual content the player might be interested in. Plus it hurts the repeat-ability of sex scenes, which is an issue in many ways.
>>5599456
Note: when I said "gameplay concept", I meant "concept of how you get to/discover different areas". And, honestly, I'm not 100% sure that concept will work, since it assumes an RPG, which I started getting second thoughts about as I was writing the second paragraph.
Hey Kav, if /qst/ is too fast for a slowpoke like you, you can always try out /tg/chan. Great for slow Quests.
>>5599487
>>5599456
I'm not sure how you could do battling other than lose->bad end win->raep, although there could be a way to charm enemies or convince them to talk or sex up.
Fucking dewlaps.
They're scary.
>>5599591
>charm enemies or convince them to talk or sex up
[FIGHT] [ACT] [ITEM] [MERCY]
>>5599636
Literally kys.
>>5599765
>game implements 3 ways for an encounter to end (lose, violent win, nonviolent win)
>but it's popular
>so never use the idea ever
It's like I'm actually on /v/
>>5599815
That's not what I meant, kys.
>>5599815
>bored
>go to /v/
>obvious scalie thread
"WE WUZ ITALIANS AND SHEEEEEIT"
"Pastanigger thinking hes not a nigger"
>close /v/
>>5599636
'sup /utg/
>>5599895
>go to /v/
There's your mistake.
>>5599918
No stop.
Don't remind me of that shithole.
Fucking edgelord charafags shitting up other generals because their containment one wasn't enough.
>>5599968
I know, right.
Have some fish instead.
Fish are scaly, right?
>>5600020
Not really but sharks are allowed, so why not?
>>5599895
>go to /v/ scalie thread
>realize it's a Diet 8gag /furry/ thread full of homofags arguing and I can have a much better time here wanting to suck dragon dick
>close /v/
>>5600052
fish are more scaly then sharks tho
>>5600078
>go to /v/
>realize what board i'm on
>close /v/
>>5600078
>go to /v/
>no pannenkeok thread
>close /v/
>go to /tg/
>find dragon/kobold thread
>talk about magic lewd
>remember that mods a shit and banned lewd green
The quality decline is accelerating.
>Angels With Scaly Wings update
>Last month, I finished working on the achievements by making icons for them for both Steam and the in-game achievements display.
>I have also started working on the materials for the Digital Deluxe Edition of the game, including a "Making-of" PDF I am going to write. As someone who really likes reading about how media that I enjoy was created, this is something I want to offer to the players as well to give you an idea how everything came to be.
>I have also started working on the last character route that will be included in the game and already finished writing the first two of his scenes.
>Actually, the game could be released in its current state if I wanted to, since everything mentioned in the original pitch is already there. What we are doing now is just adding even more polish and content, as I really want to make the most of the remaining time and resources that we have.
>Thanks to one incredibly generous backer, this includes a complete fifth character route that is going to offer just as much content as the other four do.
>Let's also not forget there are also two smaller secondary character routes that were added only because backers chipped in for those as well.
>we just got namedropped again
helllo furiends who wants to yiff? x3
>>5578795
>planes
>>5599895
>>5600078
Honestly the thread was pretty fun until some shitheads started discussing females.
>>5600455
BANE????? XD
>>5600489
That is my fucking dream and it hurts me inside how its never going to happen.
Time to go to bed.
Good night, /scaly/.
Anyone got links to the Snekguy xcom fics?
>>5600147
Surprised anyone still remembers GreenMarine
/tg/ has truly gone to shit
>>5600489
Fag
>>5600538
>Being wabbajack'd and becoming an eternal slave to madness and serving the Prince of Madness.
I mean... what ever flouts your boat.
>>5600643
More the whole turning into a slutty lizard girl slut against my will thing.
>>5600597
no u
Would you drink a dragon girls breast milk?
>>5600740
I'd buy the cow
I'd buy a farm for us both
I'd gladly die old with the cow
I realise its not very romantic to be called a cow, but I think she'd laugh at that and my realization
>>5600820
im talking about those fuck that were talking about how they get dumped by girls that lead to>>5599895
>>5600740
Absolutely.
Is dragon milk spicy?
I don't know if I could keep drinking spicy milk.
>>5599591
Death to questfags.
>>5600740
It would be the only thing I'd ever drink for the rest of my life.
>>5600869
Ohhh. Then that sucks. That's why I prefer /tg/ threads about dragons and lizards, /v/ is too much shitposting to talk about anything anymore.
>>5600740
I'm lactose intolerant.
>none of these images will ever be real
>none of these fantasies will ever be realized
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
>>5601029
Jesus dude, do you exist to be sad?
>>5601101
Not always, just feeling like it today because I got a pretty bad cold so I'm feeling like shit in general.
>>5601124
Okay, well get some Nyquil in you and feel better!
>>5600740
Hell yes