HG Thread
>>5593830
It most certainly does sound that way. I'd assume most others would agree, as well.
Oh look, gay stuff that doesn't involve Hikki!
>>5593780
I can give you a crash course on being Australian.
Grab a kangaroo, a bottle of vb and a 3mb a year internet connection.
>>5593865
Mm. It is quite exciting being the largest nation in the world, especially with a family like mine. It's never a dull moment in our world, that's for sure. If you were to live in my house for a week, you'd know what I mean, дa?
>>5593884
Too lazy. Cba.
>>5593928
It's never too late to start shitposting.
>>5593944
Thanks to you, I posted the wrong slide. Fuck you.
>starts ww3
>>5593952
You're going to need something better than that to get rid of the Master of the Seas.
>>5593952
W-what?
>>5593944
Who is the girl?
>>5593957
Anon, why would you do that? I'm not in the mood to bomb America today.
>>5593971
>>5593952
What would I need to kill an idiot like you?
>>5593980
Get fucked, you rapist.
>>5594007
literally
>>5593952
Good, now post a slide from a different game.
>>5593981
Namie Yagiri.
>>5593897
Perhaps so, but I doubt that my feelings would change in the slightest.
>>5593957
>Fails to prevent the Gishkis going to war with the Gustos
>Events of Duel Terminal 2 proceed as normal
>Probably eventually gets killed at some point by the Steelswarm or corrupted and/or killed by the Evilswarms after Noellia gets corrupted, or puppet-ified by the Shaddolls
>Ded
>>5594007
I-I'm not a rapist, I would never do something that morally wrong and disgusting.
>>5594024
LORE
O
R
E
>>5594023
Who is she to you? She's cute
>>5594023
kys <3
>>5594024
You'd be surprised, but this is all hypothetical, of course. You'll never live in a household as hectic as ours, but perhaps that is a good thing.
Belarus would probably not like you around there, now that I think about it...
>>5594050
Wonderful, isn't it?
I'll just get some stew.
>>5594044
>Tfw I picked the Gishki with the least LORE like an idiot
>At least she's not guaranteed 100% dead unlike all but one of the Lavals.
>>5594060
I can't imagine why she would. And you'd be surprised how busy things can get when everyone in the family has important duties and large amounts of magical might.
>>5593957
>50+ years later into the future.
>humanity thrives in subterranean civilization.
>Rivaling corporations duke it out.
>With advanced technology and a heated arms race, we build Armored Core mechs.
>>5594079
Yeah, you should ava a RANK TEN TRAIN instead
>>5594045
Kinda like the receptionist/secretary.
>>5594050
Later.
>>5594079
...
>Ivan suddenly has an uncomfortable expression on his face, looking to the side.
Reasons. And I cannot say that the Soviet Union would have been as hectic as your household, but it would definitely be up there, that's for sure.
>>5594072
>>5594050
It'd be an honor, really, thanks.
>>5594099
I miss them so much...
>>5593987
Ur not surviving this war buddy. Or anyone
>>5594098
So I've been called!
But in a world that's going under, I had to learn to steal.
>>5594091
So she's your personal secretary?
>>5594087
>B-but that's not lore.
>Though I should probably enter Superdimensional Robot Galaxy Destroyer as filler
>>5594099
Fine, then. Tch. Everyone considers their family the most something or another, I suppose. No matter.
>>5594109
What are you going to order?
The banners at the top creep me out.
>>5594098
If only the poor fool would understand what I meant, instead of trying to obliterate mankind on Mars.
>>5594136
Where could everyone be hiding?
>>5594110
Yes, yes, I miss the Soviet Union as well. I know how you feel, miss...
>>5594112
That's what they all say, Anon, but I KNOW I shall survive World War Three. I must!
>>5594127
Дa. We're probably the oddest family rather than hectic nowadays, but I am merely boasting at this point, дa?
>>5594098
W-will you join me?~
>>5594121
Something like that.
>>5594151
Maybe one day man. Maybe one day.
>>5594147
>oh god i didnt notice i replied to the wrong post
The soviet union? I doubt many people miss that.
>>5594130
Tempura would do just fine, what the hell is a popina?
>>5594147
Yes. Yes you are. Though I suppose we both are.
>>5594182
It's comparable to a bar, they don't serve much besides bread, soup and drinks
>>5594151
Have you stocked your schlong in her yet?
>>5594201
Can't you just end the game and give me my win already?
>>5594171
>kek
How rude, my friend. Although some people are glad the Soviet Union has fallen, some people wish for it to make a comeback, so you are mostly wrong there, дa? Don't worry, I do not hold it against you for making those remarks~
>>5594194
Дa. Both of us are proud of our family; that is simply a normal trait we have. It is in human nature to boast about what we have.
Would you all like to hear my song? It's a new take on music. It's a genre I call "Spinning-to-folk" Spilk for short~ What I do is start with a folky song, and then start using the more high energy parts from rap and rock...well enough of me explaining, you'll understand as soon as you hear it.
>Starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0s-S7pehXY
Well, what did you think?~
>>5594208
What win? YOu already raped a living and a dead man. Didn't you get enough yet?
Also winner next slide.
>>5594165
It'd better be soon.
>>5594206
No, and I don't plan on.
Why all the questions anon? Falling for her?
>>5594208
>implying trash like you deserves a win
>Tfw this is an actual card
>>5594209
Even if this is extremely childish.
>Ariel
>>5594220
I got this.
>>5594215
8/8 can't say i h8 it, m8
>>5594220
>>5594224
Grats Cir - Sanae.
>>5594224
She is cute...can I also watch you dick the spider?
>>5594209
I was never good at history.
>>5594245
I-i uhhh....
I'm so sorry
Placements
I do not require (You)'s. Hand them all to the Australian degenerate instead.
>>5594251
Hmh. Congratulations...wind priestess.
And thank you for this display.
>>5594251
Thanks for hosting!
>gotta go
>>5594244
Rekt.
>>5594254
You'll have to ask her. I couldn't care.
>>5594234
Isn't everyone extremely childish? I am not one to be preaching about this, but all of us are like children running around at times. I do not want to sound high and mighty, but it is the truth.
>>5594251
Congratulations to Sanae, and thank you for hosting!
>>5594255
I can tell-- I mean, that is fine. All I must tell you is that, well...
It is rude to speak poorly of the Soviet Union if you're speaking to Russia himself.
>>5594199
>>5594255
>>5594245
Nothing could go wrong with a dri--
>>5594266
>Seeya
>>5594270
I'd consider myself fairly mature.
I wanna see hikki,izaya and araragi have a threesome
>>5594266
Farewell!
>>5594277
As would Alfred, but you already know how he is. I do not doubt you are mature, but the most childish of people can say they are mature.
...I have a feeling that this conversation will end on a bad note for some reason...
>>5594268
I want to date your secreta- how the hell do you even have one?
>>5594281
I wanna see myself and both my hands have a threesome.
>>5594302
Hmh. It won't, actually. Because I'm tired and leaving, now.
Farewell, all of you. For the first time, it's actually been somewhat pleasant.
>>5594303
Extortion... I-I mean she asked for the job.. yeah that's what she did.
>>5594308
Maybe you need some help?
>>5594322
...Hm. It seems like I am good at ending conversations if I can predict the ending like that. And I can only hope that I made it somewhat pleasant for you, my friend. Good night, Ariel! Хopoшo oтдoхнyл~!
>>5594324
W-what did you do Izaya-kun
>>5594331
What are you implying anon?
>>5594349
I gave her a job, what were you expecting?
KNEES WEAK
>>5594385
STANDING
>>5594379
No cute boy should have to use both of his hands!
>>5594387
VOMIT ON HIS SWEATER ALREADY
>>5594379
One last question
Do you talk to rachnerafag out of the threads?
>>5594410
A-Are you threatening me?
>>5594421
>Implying Izaya isn't having hot as fuck ERP on Steam PM with everyone.
>>5594421
Not really, I don't have a means to anyway. It's not like I have them added on steam or anything.
>>5594430
>part of everyone
>Izaya still has not typrfucked me
>>5594423
That depends what you mean by threatening.
>puts a hand on your crotch
>gets down on both knees
Mahiru, please marry me. I love you and want to spend the rest of my life with you.
>>5594452
kys Okabe
>>5594452
>liking danshits
>when you read over your past conversations and realise how shit you were at rp
>>5594436
I'll get around to it sometime anon.
>>5594450
I-I need an adult!
>>5594452
Fuck off, Mahiru is to cute for someone like you.
You fags wanna give someone autism?
tv/jakedadawg
>>5594463
>when you feel the same from reading my RP from an 3 hour ago
>>5594467
Whats the matter? Afraid of having fun with another boy?
>>5594471
goddamnit this shit is torture
i want to think that i'm good at rp, and then i read my past conversations and fucking die
>>5594463
>When you re-read previous conversations and realize how out of character you acted
>>5594485
A-Are you me?
>>5594481
>healthcare is too good here so death is 80 years away
>>5594485
STOP REMINDING ME
>>5594480
Well for starters I'm not gay. I just enjoy traps.
>>5594463
>when you read over your past conversations and realise you are still shit at rp
>>5594497
This must be worko of enemy stando
>>5594490
I'll fucking fight you for her.
And then I'll cuck you right on your fucking sofa.
>tfw you read over your past conversations and give up RP over how shit you were
>>5594494
I can be your trap! Dress me up and let me play with that nice cock of yours
>>5594499
I WANT TO BELIEEEEEEVE
>>5594503
>grabs Izayas nipples and twists them
no u
>>5594507
reigen, we know it's you
>when you have read the source 3 times but you're rp is still crap
>>5594502
...We're fucked, aren't we?
>>5594523
>being this wrong
>When ur RP is good,but you cant make friends OOC.
>>5594535
>being this right
wew, lad
>when you read back on your conversations and you realise you're still great at RP
>>5594544
>tfw some people consider me their OOC friends but I don't
>when you're 3D but your wiafu's 2D
>>5594550
>implying you were ever great in the first place
What was >>5555555
>>5594556
>Not making your waifu your tulpa after she dies
>>5594562
It was us
>>5594550
>When you read back and notice actual improvement as the months went by
>>5594556
>When you are a fan of the shittiest NFL team.
>>5594509
I'm quite alright.
I don't need any help or anything.
>>5594519
>Grabs the bell
I'll fucking do it. Don't make me.
>when you will never be as great as kana
>>5594566
How do I do this?
>>5594567
got screencap?
>>5594490
>tfw you plan to cuck Okabe by fucking Mahiru in ERP
Feels good mane.
>>5594556
>when your waifu is 2.5D but you're a 5 Spacial Dimension demi god
>>5594573
Who said you had a choice
>rapes your boipucci
>>5594576
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/5554995/#5555555
it was seth
>>5594575
Fuck I dunno, some shit about a simulation?
>>5594582
>implying ERP Mahiru is my Mahiru
Okay reddit
>tfw you like RPing with somebody, but they stop RPing altogether, while still being around
>>5594595
Every Mahiru is your Mahiru. And there's nothing you can do to stop me.
>mfw RP is too complex for the rest to understand
>>5594596
Whoooo
>tfw like rping with someone, just not a certain ava they have
>>5594595
>Tfw you'll never be Soudas Mahiru
>brb kms
>>5594587
>it was a hologram
>>5594589
Not until you atleast share!
Now don't make me do this.
>someone unironically compliments your RP
>never tried to RP
>>5594621
DON'T DO IT, MY GINGER PRINCESS!
>>5594624
>rapes the hologram and forces you to watch
>>5594635
You are not fucking your Mahiru either. Or any Mahiru for that matter.
>>5594633
>Wh-What's the point?
>I just want Okarin to love me
>>5594635
>Insert intense sobbing here
>>5594608
>not mindhacking people to rp with you
>>5594644
Sssssssh, no tears, only dreams. Okarin doesn;t know what's he's saying, my sugar coated strawberry.
>>5594596
Who is the faggot?
>>5594648
>Bu-But...I-I love him
>>5594651
>I-It hurts...I-I love you deeply, Okarin :'^(
>>5594646
>>5594665
W-want to take it next door? I'll love you like Okarin would, but far better.
>>5594635
I don't want erp Mahiru, that Mahiru doesn't scold me for having a shitty sleep schedule.
>>5594636
>Doesn't watch
>walks away
https://youtu.be/pxvrQ3tpshs
>>5594665
nice rp
>>5594679
That's it, I've had enough of this bullshit.
Post your fucking address so we can square the fuck up and I can knock your FUCKING teeth out.
I'll check this thread again in 10 minutes. I swear to fucking god if I come back to this thread and see you replied with some pussy shit and tried to avoid fighting me I'll track your IP myself and throatfuck you in front of your mother.
>>5594683
nice rp
>>5594683
nice rp
>>5594683
>>5594686
nice rp
>>5594683
Don't bring this shit to the games.
kys
>>5594689
nice rp
Starlight
>>5594669
>Anon....i-i...
>>5594678
>Gives the big dumb Okarin a smooch on the lips
>Th-There
>No-Now let's cut this so I can actually be IC
>>5594690
nice rp
>>5594692
anon, i thought you loved me
>>5594678
Of course, but only one of them is perfect.
And I'll fight you for that one.
>>5594683
>Post your fucking address
Grandview Avenue, Burnie
Come fight me you. Fucking nigger.
>>5594695
>IC
>You
Now this is hilarious
>>5594693
nice rp
>>5594695
That other anon can't even love you like how I do because I love you more than I love Emilia-tan.
>>5594698
I only have one love, the road.
>>5594695
Let's do business.
>>5594702
Fucking ouch, that actually kinda hurt. Fuck you, man
>>5594707
A-Anon, you promised that we would be together forever! What happened to that promise?
>>5594710
He's not exactly wrong, Edge-kun.
>>5594708
S-Samuel?
Where the cute anime girls at?
yukinyaaaa
>>5594714
You shush, don't you dare. If you have problems with me, or my ability to play a character, fucking tell me what I'm doing wrong and how I can improve.
This is a matter of pride.
>>5594728
Desu~
go geta
>>5594741
Don't reply to me ever again you fagloid. Now Get out.
>>5594728
>>5594741
I'll suck your soul right outta your dick.
>>5594741
I would ship with Hikki.
>>5594748
>throws a vending machine at
>>5594748
>Implying you're good enough for me
>>5594747
O-oh.
>>5594752
Of course you would, you'd have to be gay not to.
>>5594734
You go out of character all the fucking time, and it's not even for constructive purposes. Stop being an edgy fuck. It's like you're trying to be one of the 'cool kids', and it's just offputting. You essentially turn your characters into memes. A lot of the problems are you, really. You're a selfish prick, and it shows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbCW8yLhS5A #NotAllPepes
I'm just here to get my dick wet. Who wanna erp.
>>5594752
With shipping, you mean ''Violently rape Hikki and leave him in a dark alley for other people to finish off'' right?
>>5594760
>Gets hit
O-Oh...
>>5594769
>implying you don't beg me to erp with you
>>5594777
Depends, are you a cute animu girl?
>>5594798
I can be whatever you want for a price.
>>5594800
>slips $50
A cute maid... With glasses
>>5594803
Give me 4 tributes that are most likely to kill themselves on any given day.
>>5594774
Well sorry, Alright? I don't mean to come off like that,I honestly dont. and as for my OOC problem, well I've been working on it, as there are several characters who I stay strictly in character with, Mikan is one of those characters... well unless you count silly actions as going OOC.
And I know I've said this before, and I'm not sure if you really care, but I'm an honest person, even if it can be in all the wrong ways, so I assure that this is from the heart, I'm the kinda guy who means what he says, alright?
>>5594811
Izaya
Kamina
Me
Grimes
>>5594811
Hikki, Souda, Izaya, Vino
>>5594811
Subaru, LF, Hikki and Yosuke
>>5594812
>tfw friend will download you 2.5 gb of music but won't download you 2.5tb of hentai
What a cunt...
>>5594807
.. So when do you become a cute maid?
>>5594812
>Mikan
>>5594812
>>5594833
who the fuck needs 2500 GB of hentai
500GB is more than enough
>>5594812
>>5594833
When you hand over more money.
>>5594843
LF
>>5594843
here is what you need for Izaya
>>5594840
nigga, fuck that shit
download a fucking exabyte of henrai because why fucking not
>>5594843
>>5594849
hentai
fuck
>>5594831
>>5594834
>>5594838
>>5594842
This is despair, true Despair!
>>5594840
I need 2,500 Tb of hentai.
>>5594843
LF
>>5594857
Fuck off bolin.
>>5594728
this
>>5594857
Stop trying to be relevant, Bolin.
Komaeda is my husbando.
God I hate this place so much but I can't leave
>>5594858
>2,500 terabytes of hentai
>not 2,500 yobibytes of hentai
fucking casual, i bet you like cereal instead of toast for breakfast
i wan t to fuck hope
Komaeda husbando club unite.
>>5594844
B-But... I already gave you fifty bucks...
>>5594847
>fosters
Fuck that, I drink great northern.
>>5594870
I'm more of a fruit guy for breakfast.
Since I am a lazy fuck and HostHelper is working - Give me a tribute for Izaya, Souda and Hikki.
Komaeda is my love.
>>5594878
>fruit
okay, so maybe i can forgive this transgression just this once because your taste is objectively the best
>>5594879
Here's one for Souda
>it's me
You've got that wrong.
It's not.
>>5594857
>>5594865
>>5594874
>>5594876
>>5594882
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Fucking Zetsubou, get out of my thread.
>>5594879
Orihara Izaya
>>5594883
Ye boy, fruit is tops shit for breakfast.
Couple melons and shit.
>>5594902
WHY . KNOW YOU
>>5594895
Maria is dead.... DEAD!
>>5594931
when
The winner of this match is most likely to off himself first.
>>5594944
gay as fuck
>>5594938
Forever ago, anon.
>>5594959
>>5594969
>>5594966
>>5595000
Thanks.
>>5594996
>>5595014
It has been deciced. Izaya is the king of suicide.
>>5595006
Cat ears?
Sorry LF. You're going to kick the bucket after everyone's dead.
>>5595021
yes
>>5595026
>pets the trapcat.
Please give me a kiss goodnight.
>>5595050
>kissu
Goodnight, soul friend.
>>5595050
>kissu
>>5595048
>>5595050
>killsu
>>5595050
>kickus
>>5595061
>>5595061
>no bulge
That is a girl.
>>5595090
Your bosses are a bunch of gas drinking Abos.
>>5595099
>>5595097
>>5595101
It's a feminine penis, Anon.
>>5595114
lewd!
>>5595129
>>5595104
Huh, why?
He's not that bad.
>>5595141
Scary!
>>5595136
I miss aikawa
Too many Aikawas
>>5595146
What about that ''Pay your return flight or get a fucking fine'' thingie from a few weeks ago? That was a pretty dickish move.
>>5595148
w-why
>>5595150
No nooose!
>>5595162
>>5595155
Yeah but I'm use to it. And he's nice when he wants to be. He'll he bought me a flight to see family during my birthday so that was kind of him.
>>5595166
>>5595168
awkward!
But which Aikawa is the real Aikawa
>>5595183
I am the real Aikawa
>>5595183
I am the real Aikawa
But only on my computer
>>5595172
Sooo..He's a cunt, but a good cunt? Sounds good to me.
>>5595187
Aikawa was really a girl?
>>5595183
>>5595187
Aikawa is my waifu?
>>5595211
Meow
>>5595211
>>5595196
Yes!
I mean no!
hmmmm
Maybe
>>5595201
Yup
>>5595216
Are you the tuba playing faggot?
>>5595215
I'm out of here
Evens : Homework
Odds: work on code
Dubs: host
Trips: ERP
>>5595235
do homework so you can be good in school
>>5595234
>throws a moody cripple in your direction
>>5595241
What the fuck am I supposed to do with Shizune
>>5595219
I knew it! This Aikawa's a girl!
>>5595235
>>5595239
This, just do your homework
>>5595233
H-huh?
>>5595242
>shizune
>moody
Off yourself
>>5595239
>>5595243
>I'll just host tonight then
>>5595254
No go study
>>5595243
>>5595226
ANSWER ME YOU DICK!
>>5595254
Yeah go study!
>>5595252
Is bitchy the right term?
>ywn be a loli dragon's father
>>5595263
My father is on a business trip.
>>5595263
>Awkward cough
>>5595264
I'm gay for your father
>>5595263
You could be, just gotta help the kid repopulate her race. Or uh, if that's too weird for you, go for the older one.
>>5595263
W-well it's funny you mention that...
>>5595270
>Angry tsun stare
>>5595269
He's married.
>>5595270
Can dragons have a child with a human?
>>5595266
But you arent a real dragon
>>5595270
Yeah, go for the older one, I dont want to do any repopulation
>>5595262
She's perfect
>>5595275
I'm gay for your married father
>>5595277
I go for the older one but I'll adopt you.
>>5595277
>
>>5595275
Papa Aikawa
>>5595280
>Any KS that isn't Rin
>>5595282
Deal!
Dont forget to feed me and sing me a song before sleep
>>5595283
Thats a winged horse
>>5595274
Don't give me that...I gotta work, y'know.
>>5595275
Sure can. Pretty sure the kid has her own wandering around somewhere...
>>5595277
Somehow, I don't think Green-hair is gonna be too happy about you sending guys her way.
>>5595281
Oh, well, that's not my problem.
>>5595290
I wasn't asking for that!
>>5595294
What do loli dragons eat?
>>5595297
I can look at you however damn well I please. Or do you have another explaination why my stash of cakes suddenyl dissapeared overnight?
>>5595297
We will just have to surround and defend her again if it gets too out of hand
>>5595302
Sweets!
>>5595294
>Winged Horse
>>5595298
Good morning fellahs.
>>5595306
>>5595297
Pretty sure Old Scales has a sweetspot for Bubbles anyway. I don't understand why she'd be interested in a complete dullard like him...
>>5595311
>
>>5595297
Nowi has a kid??
>>5595306
I have only vegetables.
>>5595309
I never say any resemblance to a dragon...
>>5595315
Who is bubbles again? You guys always get me confused with your little nicknames
>>5595321
You are not adopting me then!
>>5595313
Morning, shortstuff. And I am not a ''fella''.
>>5595305
I got hungry...
>>5595327
Robin. Who else? The big hero-boy of Ylisse.
>>5595331
WHO GOES THERE! SHOW YOURSELF!
>>5595305
...Ants. They love sweets. You should've hid them somewhere they couldn't get to...
>>5595306
Crivens...you think it'll be easier this time? Hopefully she can help out...
>>5595315
Everyone has a sweet spot for Bubbles...kid could be a harem master. Dunno how he does it...
>>5595319
Nah. And that's the name of the kid, by the way. Literally Nah.
>>5595337
Nowi really has a kid!
>>5595328
Everyone's a fellah. Unless you're a girl, I don't really talk to girls much.
>>5595337
...Sure, dad. sure. Ants can't carry cake around that weighs as much as a bloody horse!
And EWWW GROSS! Are you saying that I like Robin that way? No..just no!
>>5595341
Woah woah, cover the tum. This is pure hours.
>>5595319
Nah
>>5595335
But he is just the strategies guy
Chrom, Lucina and me are the real heroes!
>>5595337
I was this close to waking her up the last time...
>>5595335
I-I'm right here..
>>5595349
Where is Nah?
>>5595348
>shows the tum
>>5595345
....Can't imagine why, to be fair.
>>5595354
>>5595341
>>5595348
>tum kissu
>>5595354
I'm calling the purity police.
>>5595358
KUUKO?
>>5595354
Nah-verland?
I dont know! I wish I did
>>5595341
Pretty much all of us do. Spooky stuff, huh?
>>5595347
How long did you leave them there? They could've just eaten them on the spot... Because I sure didn't... Hey, maybe Bubbles took them?
>>5595349
You tried waking her up, Scales? Is that why it took so long? I swear, if we could've been done earlier...
>>5595370
Did Nah run away?
>>5595362
>shows more tum
>>5595361
Eek, spider!!
>>5595376
What, how?!
>>5595349
Oh please. Last time you tried to be the hero, we spend the entire afternoon chasing away bees!
>>5595351
>screams
GOOD NAGA KELLAM! DON'T YOU EVER SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!
>>5595366
((I missed this. I really did))
Not this agai - NO I AM NOT KUUKO!
>>5595376
Bubbles did?! I WILL HAVE HIS HEAD! Not literally ofcourse. But he'll be in for a rough beating! ANd then I'll steal your st -
I mean, work hard by doing my chores. Yes, exactly that. YOu didn't hear anything.
>>5595376
W-what do you mean? We only finished as soon as we did because I tried waking her up
Wasnt waking her up the whole point of that?
>>5595379
The first one did
>>5595379
I want to fuck this child.
Roll call!
>>5595384
>sighs
I was here the whole time
>>5595379
Hello yes, I've got a cute trap here showing off his soft tum. Please send a few cars down, armed.
>>5595386
You have multiple kids?!
>>5595388
H-huh?
Minako, is it you?
>>5595395
shut up, they're not coming for me!
>>5595384
If only you allowed me to burn them all instead of worrying about "setting the whole camp on fire" that would have been easier
>>5595393
HEERE!
>>5595379
Let's see...something about time travel, a dark God killing us all, and our kids trying to save the past... It's a bit of a snooze-fest unless you were there.
>>5595384
If I see a single sweet missing, I swear I'll tell your mom... You know what that means, right? No spare dessert! ...You probably shouldn't go after Bubbles, though...I'm uh, sure he won't try again...
>>5595386
Scales, she was doing some sort of ritual! Wait, you spent the whole battle trying to wake her?! No wonder it was so hard... Someone was slacking off!
>>5595397
>Arrives with the sirens blazing, waiting about a minute before stepping out, shutting the door with enough force to tip the car slightly.
>The officer pulls out his radio and confirms he has visual on the trap and is moving in to apprehend
Sir, cover the tum and come with me.
>>5595394
...How do you do it? How can a big man in a suit of armour be invisible? Did you practice magic?
>>5595400
And let you ruin enough honey to last me an entire year?! What in Naga's name do you take me for, Scales?
>>5595407
...You are lucky to have both mother and me in your life, you skinny, sneaky bully. You do remind yourself of that everytime you can, right?
>>5595393
Hi!
>>5595413
You tell me. I just blend in the background I guess...I can do card tricks though
>>5595409
>covers tum
Go away, I will call the police if you touch me!
>>5595407
How many years difference are there?
>>5595397
Kinda
I never really understood the multiple universes thingy
>>5595407
It wasnt the whole battle...
I would just throw a rock at her whenever I had the chance
But I defeated my share of enemies!
>>5595413
But I was trying to get you some honey when all that happened!
Alright, maybe it wasn't exactly for you, but I would give you some
>>5595358
It's because girls always talk about girly stuff and they don't really invite any of us. One time I started a kissing company, I got alot of free kisses from my bitches. Wait what was the question again?
>>5595397
Yee. Take your clothing off.
>>5595393
here
>>5595423
>touches tum
>>5595429
N-no. Imposter!
>>5595434
>covers it even more
Go away, Spider!
>>5595434
>Touches breasts
>>5595422
W-Where did you go?! COME ON KELLAM THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE!
>>5595425
You are a bad liar, Scales. A really bad one. You'd make a terrible thief.
>>5595427
...For a small sprout, you are pretty disgusting! Well, just to get this out, I am most definitely NOT a girly girl!...Most of the time atleast.
>>5595384
KUUKO WHY DON'T YOU COME HERE MORE OFTEN
>>5595441
But Im really tiny so I can sneak in easy easy
And if anyone finds me out I can just fly away, I would make the best thief!
>Nowi
>>5595434
come onnnnn