The Hunger Games superslam ends here.
No one really knows when the next Superslam is, rumors are abound that the rights to the Superslam are currently in negotiation with one Vince McMahon of the WWE.
But either, this is your host Dean Ambrose, signing off.
>>5591834
THANK YOU TITTY MASTER DEAN AMBROSE
>>5591833
Here you go champ.
Remember lads, if you want to fuck it and it looks like a cute girl. It's not gay even if I has a dick.
>>5591834
Isn't he the guy who puts people on fire?
>>5591834
>>5591863
And I see I was the most suited for it as well.
>Much obliged, and thanks again.
>>5591841
And thank you as well.
>>5591865
I suggest keeping such thoughts to yourself.
>>5591757
Well, well! Congratulations are in order!
>That exciti-oh who am I kidding... That Rapeman debacle was brought to you by a mangaka who hasn't eaten a damn thing all day. Remember, fans, eat your breakfast. It'll help. And now a word from our sponsor:
>Mountain Dew is okay, I guess.
>And with that, until next time Rape-Man faithful! See ya!
(Congrats to the winner and thanks for the host!)
>>5591834
Thank you again.
>>5591833
...
>she writes in her book
It's fine.
>>5591865
>even if I has a dick
Do you has a dick?
>>5591834
Congratulations to Ariel, and thank you for hosting!
>>5591690 (Ariel)
...Ah... I see. So it isn't used like a bomb of sorts? How... Disappointing, I guess, but I assume that you can use explosive magic with it, дa? A very powerful weapon, I must admit. Hm. It sounds so strange.
Oh, and congratulations!
>>5591711 (Sheath)
...It must be the English I am having problems with, my friend. I simply do not know what you are meaning there, as... Well, the different words don't MIX, дa? I apologise for any misunderstandings.
>>5591762 (Ki)
Nope! Kissing IS a greeting in Russia, after all~ She could potentially do that if she wanted to. And you have the power of a legend, my friend, I am sure that you'll be able to pull through on it! And when you come back, Anya will be waiting with a huge reward for you, дa~?
>Ivan childishy grins, giving you a cheeky expression.
someone please play GTA Online with me
>>5591919
Y-Yeah... big reward... but I don't need it, I just want to do what's right after all. I mean, wouldn't you do the same?
>She turns around, and faces Ivan. Her face still red as ever.
>>5591905
...You hardly seem to be feeling that way.
>>5591896
Well, thank you, I suppose.
>>5591919
And you as well. And it certainly could, but most of the Gishki's arts are very...user-focused.
>>5591964
Truth be told, all my actions are supposed to be in the right, yet they are morally questionable. World War Two wasn't exactly a good period of history for us Russians.
...Aw, you look so flustered, it's adorable! I need to bring Anya along sometime!
>Ivan just laughs to himself.
>>5591965
User-focused... I see. So if you were to cast a spell, would it take a lot out of you, or am I thinking of something else there? It sounds taxing.
SPEND ALOT OF 1 ON 1 TiME WiTH YOUR PETS BECUZ EVERY 1 DAY FOR THEM iS LiKE A MONTH OF TiME FOR HUMANS SO LET THEM LEARN TO ViBE WiTH U
>>5591919
Getting used to it! Not much worries! But! Please be trying to better understand okay?
>>5591894
No.
>>5591906
Also no. I'm really a cute Anime girl
>>5591955
Which platform?
>>5592007
That was hardly my intention. The focus, or target, or what-have-you is simply focused primarily on the user.
>>5592030
Fool.
>>5591965
Congratulations. I forgot to say that.
>>5592007
World War Two? Could you explain that to me, because that sounds really, really, dangerous... and not great at all.
>>5592025
I don't have any pets tho mang, some nigger stole my dog so I haven't bothered getting a new pet.
>>5592053
Don't call me a fool.... Those words hurt
>>5592066
.... I can hardly blame you, all things considered.
Thank you.
>>5592107
It's not as if I'm wrong.
>>5592029
...Yes, I shall at least try to understand you. It has taken me a long time to be speaking perfectly like this; I bet you wouldn't even know that my native language is Russian if you didn't know who I was, дa?
>>5592053
Ah, apologies... I... Don't quite understand it too much yet, I apologise again. When you say "focused primarily on the user", do you mean that the user focuses on them, or...?
>>5592072
It was not great. Let me tell you a story very quickly...
Once upon a time, there were two nations called "Serbia" and "Austria-Hungary". Serbia was very angry at Austria-Hungary for... I forgot, but a Serbian gang decided to get back at Austria-Hungary by shooting their... Would-be leader, I think. It was an Archduke. Of course, Austria-Hungary declared war on Serbia, and Germany declared war on... Luxembourg? Wait, no... Bah, I forgot all the details. All I remember is that it was the entire world that was involved in it, qnd it lasted about four years. Would you like to know the funny bit, Ki?
Give me 24 before I go to sleep.
No clone, duplicates or any of those will be accepted.
>>5592159
Furry porn
>>5592157
Sigh. Imagine as if a spell has a 'target', so to speak.
>>5592159
Gishki Ariel
>>5592159
Kirigiri
>>5592159
Ivan Braginsky
>>5592159
Sheath
>>5592159
Senshougahara
>>5592159
Maria and Harusame
>>5591834
Thanks for hosting! And congratulations to the winner.
>>5592159
Sanae Kochiya
>>5592159
Cinnamon Roll
>>5592159
Nymph
>>5592159
Orihara Izaya
>>5592146
Yes they do... Those words really hurt.
>>5592157
I knowing that! Obvious! Speaking Russian sayings and words! Mixing in with Japanese desu!
>>5592159
Baki Hanma
>>5592159
Reigen Arataka
>>5592159
Nonon Jakuzure
>>5592159
Yasuhiro Hagakure
>>5592157
T-That doesn't sound good at all... horrifying to say the least. I-If there's something funny about this, then please explain.
>>5592159
Ibuki Mioda
>>5592202
I didn't disagree.
>>5592159
Gandalf the Pug
>>5592159
You Watanabe
>>5592159
Seraph Black
>>5592159
A Lyrebird
>>5592159
Andrew Wiggins
>>5592237
Go away Shoin
>>5592237
cute
>>5592159
Lord Beerus
>>5592159
The Glorious Tan Army
>>5592159
Gishki Reliever
>>5592159
Gilgamesh
>>5592176
I know, it is taking me a while to process it, but I am not a magician, am I? And I get what you mean by a target, of course. If you were doing an offensive spell, you'd be doing it with a target in mind, дa?
>>5592208
...Wait, with Japanese? But I am speaking English at the moment, my friend! I do not understand what you mean by that! I speak Russian, дa, but where does the Japanese come in?
>>5592223
Oh, it was. It didn't help that I was one of the fighters in the war, so I got a piece of the action, too... Here's the funny bit;
That was World War One I was speaking about, not World War Two.
>>5592270
Essentially so. In the case of the Gishki's arts, the 'target' is the user itself in most cases.
>>5592268
.....
>>5592270
I-I... I don't want to talk about that anymore. That's... uh... really scary. B-But at least I learned something, and that's alright!
It took so long because it froze. Sorry about that. Give it a look over.
>>5592309
...
>>5592159
Regulus Corneas
>>5592317
Take your time.
>>5592317
>Chainsaw starting noises.
>>5592317
I accept this challenge.
>>5592317
Ready!
>>5592325
Hmmmmm.... it's nothing
>>5592306
...Oh, I get it now! That sounds a little bit weird if the user is the target itself as, well... Is it not supposed to be the target you're supposed to be directing it to and not the user?
>>5592309
You did, my friend! You learned about what it was like in the past... Maybe the future for you. All you should know is that World War Two lasted... Six years instead of four. Now, we should PROBABLY start talking about something else, дa? What would you like to talk about?
>>5592317
It looks good, my friend!
>>5592146
I assume the reason was so that you can win.
>>5592317
No transfers? That makes this easier.
>>5592342
I have your helper now, with a level 2 ability. Saved up the 100k to buy 11 of them at once, and two happened to be him
>>5592342
Give me your smuggest face, Reigen.
>>5592317
Lets get started
>>5592270
Speaking it now! Engling native language wouldn't be much mistakes yes? Working with fareast Ouma branch! Being learning Japanese for specific interactions!
>>5592317
Looking verymuch good!
>>5592363
>Is it golden? Mine is golden.
>>5592368
>This one's pretty good.
>>5592317
I feel very bad for FP's back. What size are they now? Oh and class started.
>>5592380
Yep, I think the different characters are consistent in their ranking
>>5592356
....I am rather grateful that violence isn't spread so vast across the world. And what to talk about... I don't know.
>>5592389
>>5592389
....
I was only trying to prove the point that bullying is bad.
>>5592389
I dont even want to know what size they are now. Last time they were in the G range...
>>5592391
>Good to know. I'm also saving up for some bulk purchases, but I'm hoping I'll get a different helper.
>>5592352
...
I'll just... be on my way.
>>5592375
...I'm afraid I do not understand, my friend. Are you saying I'm speaking Japanese, or are YOU speaking Japanese? I wish that there was a way to understand what you mean--
>>5592389
...Oh, нeт.
>>5592403
Nowadays, at least. I inly have three things to talk about, and one of them you really don't want to talk about. Can you think of anything, or should I go back to teasing you about you-know-who?
>>5592358
I hadn't realized who it was until it was too late.
>>5592356
I never said the effects on the user were negative.
>>5592389
Suitable, no?
...I only wish I'd known where we were going beforehand, I could've used this instead.
>>5592389
Sanae was always very popular. Though I didn't know this many people like candy bars. Adding that in.
>>5592417
He's really good though. The level two ability is 17% bonus points after you get your total level percent bonus!
>want to fag a character
>don't have enough images
Ah, the age old conundrum.
>>5592420
Kek, you actually posted the full image? Theres a reason why I only did the headshot.
>>5592449
>Level 1 is only 2% below that. I just have high hopes for another one of the helpers.
>>5592457
>Open image in paint, add a black pixel, save it as a separate image. Rinse and repeat.
>>5592446
I still am after all these years?
I wonder if my old classmates still visit the shrine in the outside world!
>>5592458
But it's hot
>>5592462
Nah.
>>5592457
>want to fag a character
>don't want to ruin said character with shitty rp
>>5592439
Well, that's what I thought was being implied there, my friend. I understand what you mean now, but it sounds quite taxing to me for some reason. Does it leave you fatigued after you perform a spell?
>>5592472
>Oh.
>>5592439
A case of mistaken identity? I guess having those two with you didn't help either.
>>5592475
I wish Red had the same problem as you.
>>5592475
>dont want to ruin ava with shit rp
>doing it anyway
Someone lock me up
>>5592493
Who's Red
>>5592428
Safe travels.
>>5592434
>Ki lays her back onto the ground, and looks at the stars.
I don't know... Maybe I shou-
>Her face turns bright red again.
...Could we not do that... I don't want to feel all weird again, especially when I am tired...
>>5592446
I will be watching you all for this game. Good luck.
>>5592475
>want to fag a character
>character is so simple even a caveman could fag them
>>5592499
Red/Ditto/Sans
>>5592469
Hot? Weird, but I wont judge you for your fetish. I wont lie, it has me slightly curious, but I'm not at that point where I'll be like "unf" about it.
>>5592457
>want to fag a character
>someone uses it to shitpost
>>5592505
Oh god what have I done!?
>>5592457
>For a while I used Flame Champion, who, with religious cropping and even a little bit of editing, I've got like a total of 61 images.
>A total of like 10 unique ones, technically.
>Cropping will get you far.
>>5592484
Typically-speaking, no, but overuse certainly can.
>>5592446
Tch. Musicians.
>>5592491
Indeed...I truly hadn't meant it, you know.
>>5592505
What a happy accident.
>>5592508
WAAAA
>>5592516
but oviposition is extremely hot
>>5592519
Who is it anon?
>>5592545
Probably Asuka
>>5592519
>want to fag a character
>the person who played them before was a huge autist
>>5592482
This place must be run by Google Translate, then. It makes so much sense that you speak it confidently, yet I have no idea what you're saying. And I'm pretty sure that I'm speaking English there, my friend.
>>5592500
Are you sure~? Perhaps I could bring her here to talk to you before you go to bed, дa? She likes talking to you, after all!
>Ivan lays down next to her, staring at the stars.
...Perhaps it would be for the best if I let you sleep, дa?
>>5592528
Well, obviously it would. If you do something for a long time, you'll get sick of it eventually. It is natural for you to feel fatigued after doing something for a long while.
>>5592505
They got over their hatred quickly.
>>5592516
Hey, FP. Fyxe said you'd be able to provide me with a canon happy ending if I add a bunch to my code before I host tomorrow. This true?
>>5592508
>want to fag an ava
>it is a caveman
>>5592561
Ah, yes, this is like a normal day in Russia! Let us go exploring, my friends!
>>5592554
Basically my problem as well.
>>5592528
And you apologized for it.
>she stops writing
I forgive you, Ariel.
>>5592558
Am being to feel tiredsleepy! Will be going now desu! Goodnight-night!
>>5592561
Isn't is rather disrespectul to be hanging out around the resting place of hundreds of people?
Let's go elsewhere.
>>5592583
Night
>>5592558
A drain of energy, not that.
...If anything, in fact, it's quite exhilarating.
>>5592580
Why wouldn't-...that easily?
>>5592583
Farewell, strange woman.
>want to fag a meme
>will have to sit through the awful source material do be any decent at it
>>5592558
I-It would be best if you allowed me to get some rested... I mean, I don't want to bother her with my tired self, like last time.
>>5592561
I must have attracted some monster children with my presence. Have fun with them.
>>5592601
Watching the nutshack is not worth it just to fag Tito Dickman
>>5592601
>meme
>decent
>>5592583
...Yes, it is run by Google Translate. Good night, my friend! Have a good rest!
>>5592592
Yes, that was also what I meant. Anyway, I can see how it is exhilarating. The adrenaline you get from being a part of it must be amazing, дa?
>>5592605
I guess so, but she was quite amused from you being that way, I must say. However, at this point, I must be keeping you up, дa? Perhaps I should let you go for now!
>>5592592
Why are you questioning it? I know it seems easy but..
>>5592583
Good night Sheath.
>>5592607
>tries to blow the stench away with the gohei, to no avail.
>Want to fag a character
>Realising you just want to fucking die
>>5592607
Cinnamon Roll has yet to wear pants any time she appears.
>>5592609
>Forcing yourself to watch the Nutshack.
>>5592607
HRAGH!
>>5592635
...Perhaps I simply worried.
>>5592630
>She stares at the mirror in the staff's head
Like you wouldn't believe.
>>5592646
>people actually think the nutshack is bad
only the intro is
really, go watch it
>>5592630
>She let's out a rather tiring yawn, as she tries her best to stay awake.
Y-Yeah... I need to sleep... Night...
>Ki gets up, and then lays on her stomach. She closes her eyes, and goes into a quiet slumber.
>>5592607
>>5592652
>forfeits the game.
I cease to hinder your efforts, human.
>>5592646
If you want to get specific, all of the remaining three killed someone.
>>5592672
Have you ever heard Jack's voice?
It's like he has down syndrome
>>5592672
Fucking this. It's a great show to watch stoned
>>5592652
I guess that must be how England, Norway and Romania must feel when casting spells... Then again, I am usually summoned instead of what they want, so does that make me a part of it?
Either way, I'd love to be in your shoes for a day if that was the case.
>>5592678
...Ufufu~ I should have brought Anya here halfway through the conversation... Good night, Ki! Have a good rest!
>Leaving a full vodka bottle by her side, he slowly creeps away from her in total silence.
>>5592542
I mean, I can see the acquired taste for it. Its just not for me I guess.
>>5592564
Eeh? I never heard of anything like that before...
>>5592701
that's because he does you insensitive prick
>>5592692
AS IF YOU COULD COMPARE! HehehahahaHAHA-
>>5592698
Wha-you-GRAH!
>>5592708
Tch, summoning. I never cared for them.
>>5592652
You are one of the few friends I have here. While I am upset, I would be stupid to let that change this.
>>5592678
Good night Ki. May cute and attractive girls visit you in your dreams.
>>5592714
Yep. Need a yes or a no. Got any issues, bring it up with Fyxe.
>>5592714
>Its just not for me I guess.
and you dare to call yourself Furry Porn?
casual.
>>5592721
It is both hilarious and annoying whenever I am summoned. On one hand, they start freaking out whenever I appear, and on the other hand, I get stuck there until someone pulls me out. The spell they use to summon me isn't even a good one, either...
>>5592698
No matter what the ending was, it would have been hard to make a card for.
>>5592744
It would be the hardest to make one and the one that went to sleep. Good job. You won another game hosted by me and the others.
>>5592744
Congratulations to Sheath, and thank you for hosting, my friend!
>>5592721
Cockiness -- I will take note of this.
>>5592742
You should take preventative measures.
...And they should sotp to be surprised.
>>5592725
...Even I'm not so cold as to not care. If I am to call you that, you'd be the first outside of my tribe I'd call that.
>>5592754
Hm. Thank you, Mizore.
>>5592754
The biggest cause of death was the football game.
>>5592768
The transformative rituals tend to affect one's mood as well.
>>5592754
Congratulations
>>5592781
Thanks for hosting
>>5592730
Hm, alright anon. I'll do you a deal. I'll explore that side a bit and give you my opinion on it tomorrow. Sound good?
>>5592728
Ahh...aashhumm....hrm...
I guess I wouldnt be living up to my name if I said no...
>>5592775
Like what, hang a sign on my wall that says "No Summoning"? I'll keep being summoned because it's worth seeing their reactions to me, as annoying as it is.
...I do not know what you mean by that, Ariel. "Stop to be surprised"? What do you mean?
>>5592805
sweet
deal
oviposition goes great with tentacles
Should I go get escorted, HG? Or should I just stay at home and jack off for free?
Post fetishes
>>5592822
Stick your dick in a vaccuum cleaner and turn it on. My 6 tells you so.
>>5592822
Jack off for free, have some pride.
>>5592822
Get Escorted
but then Murder her for your money back
works every time in GTA
>>5592809
...To cease to be surprised? If it keeps happening it should lose the shock value.
And I mean wear something that might anchor you in place, so to speak.
>>5592835
But I want to go lose my virginity.
>>5592826
Milf, Incest, Thick, Gender Swap, Slight Gore, Brainwashing, Ayy Lmaos, Robutts, Spoopy Shit.
Since I'm feeling good right now I'll give you guys something.
>kisses
I love you all.
>>5592775
...
>she writes one last time
Thank you for sharing that with me.
>>5592775
>>5592761
>>5592796
>>5592828
It was kinda short but I'll take your thanks.
>>5592826
...
>>5592826
Bunny suits
Armpits on Thursdays
>>5592826
Snuff, Rape, Gore... pretty much anything that isn't Scat.
>>5592819
Tentacles? Nice. Will do~!
>>5592828
All right, good luck~!
>>5592826
Maids, redheads, and secondarily freckles
>>>5592870
>Genderswap
Faggot
>>5592850
It never gets old. England tries to summon a demon, and then look who pops up? He doesn't show any signs of ceasing to be surprised anytime soon.
...I can't exactly be anchored down if only my head appears when summoned. It is so hard to explain what happens to you, my friend.
>>5592873
...Oh, my. Subaru, wouldn't you rather do that to Anya instead of me?
>>5592826
Armpits, loli, milf, pee, olfactophilia, foodplay, yanderes, just about everything.
>>5592826
Redheads. Natural ones and not the fake ass shit. Complete with freckles, green eyes and a small patch of pubes. Redheads are the only ones who should be allowed to have pubes. Anything else is pic related.
>>5592896
You're only partly true in that regard anon.
>>5592868
Doesn't really count
>>5592873
>your lips gets stuck to her face
This wasn't a good idea.
I'm just going to jack off, hg. I'm too afraid to go to that part of town at 1 in the morning. You guys must be so disappointed in me...
>>5592923
Why not? I'd be having sex, right?
>>5592875
...I'm not certain I follow what you mean.
>>5592873
Gh...! Don't do that!
>>5592898
I mean to wear something that keeps you from being summoned at all in the first place.... Is that such a hard concept to understand?
>>5592933
Good for you
Paid sex doesn't count
>>5592933
Because virginity is about convincing someone to have sex with you. It's like buying upgrades in a mobile game.
>>5592783
What an interesting ability you posses human. The power invested in you, could compel your sanity or even poise a threat to your friends.... this is merely an assumption.
>>5592937
No, not really, but I have nothing like that back at home. Armor wouldn't work, nor would trinkets and charms. Any other ideas would be appreciated.
>>5592931
>Kissus you too
>Gets stuck too
>Muffled chatter about how this was the best idea
>>5592898
Don't know who Anya is, but that was for everyone here. If Anya isn't here then she's got no business getting one of my kisses.
>>5592937
I only want to show you guys how happy I am.
>>5592931
>Subaru tries freeing his lips, but ends up breaking away from them
Ahh...Ahhhhh...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>>5592826
Doing this again huh? Tomboys, black hair, military uniforms, B/A cup and that's it.
>>5592954
And you assume too quickly. I am still the one in control.
>>5592970
Such a thing isn't my area of expertise, I'm afraid. You'd have to ask someone more versed in summoning.
>>5592982
I assume you remember what happened last we met, yes?
>>5592982
You know... Anya Braginskaya. She's like a female Russia. Someone asked for a nice and attractive girl, and I oh-so-happened to listen to her, turning into this.
>
It was a weird night, I'll be honest with you.
Night y'all, hope you had a kick ass weekend!
>>5593000
>LF
Now guess which fetishes belong to which avafag.
If Sheath or any of her friends are around, give this to her if I'm not there to give it to her.
>>5592937
Thank you for confirming I am your friend. I had already wrote it in my notes.
>>5593004
Too bad that the only person I can ask IS the one that summons me, and there isn't any way for him not to summon me.
...I mean, it's a bit funny when he freaks out, I guess.
>>5593013
Good night, my friend!
>>5592894
Kugs?
>>5592826
Smart looking qts with glasses
>>5593016
Yeah no shit, cunt. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure my fetishes out.
>>5593044
Shit taste famslam
>>5592977
>sighing, she begins pushing the girl away
>>5592982
>her eyes wide, she begins to remove the lips from her cheek
Ahh. That doesn't look good.
>>5593004
I'm pretty sure you killed me, but that doesn't matter. What's in the past is in the past, right?
>>5593006
I don't know what you're trying to do, but that girl's ugly as sin.
>>5593055
(You)
>>5592826
NTR
>LF
>>5593013
Farewell, sir.
>>5593028
...Perhaps it's premature, but...I do have a good feeling about it.
>>5593040
I somehow doubt there's only such a tiny handful that can summon. Look around, in here of all places it should be easy enough.
>>5593059
Well, unless you want history to repeat itself, don't do that again.
>>5593042
Nah, he's into /ss/
>>5592826
Monster girls, lamias, futa, muscular girls, dark-skinned, loving domming, cuddling, kissing, love, hugging, horsecock, frotting.
>>5592826
Redhead's, freckles, midriffs, tomboys, and money.
>>5593055
>Implying
I'd rather have shit taste than the taste of a degenerate desu. And LF's taste isn't shit. You are shit.
>>5593013
I'll be seeing you, Wiggins.
>>5593058
>My lips are too stuck to pry me off
>Muffled chatter and curse words about how you're gonna fucking tear my lips off
>>5593082
Nonon
>>5593042
They went to bed ages ago.
>>5593058
I-It can be fixed, r-right? I don't have to live my life lipless...?
>>5593077
Why're you filled with hatred? You know kisses don't have to be sexual. The French do it all the time as a welcoming!
I'm about 15% done with my code
>>5593107
Nope.
>Shoots in the head
>>5592826
Glasses, mocha skinned qts, being fucking dead
>>5593059
I am so hurt and offended right now, Subaru. Anya is basically a female me, and then you insult her like that? H-How rude. She doesn't look THAT bad...
>>5593077
But you'll never see a summoner like England. He's one of those old fashioned wizards, дa? Where you draw a pentagram, put candles everywhere, chant something about Dora the Explorer... That's Arthur Kirkland for you.
>>5593107
I-i can rewind time to before you kissed her if ya wan-
>>5593117
Oh....Uh...I can reverse that too if anyone wants...
>>5593107
I simply don't view it so lightly.
>>5593123
And your point is? That's not particularly different from some of our rituals.
>>5593102
Guilty as charged.
>>5593129
He'll be OK
>>5593077
This may be too fast. However we are each other's first friends as well.
>>5593096
>doesn't care about the girl's muffling, she continues to push her away
>>5593107
I know how. If you die, you should go back to normal.
>>5593153
This is just too painful. C-can you please just go find some warm water or something?
>>5593138
It will be hard for me to be not summoned, basically. Quite hard, in fact, considering that I don't know how to stop it, and I kind-of like scaring people when I'm summoned. It's funny like that.
>>5593004
There are dissonant features of your personality, one of which, retains a clustering feat of energy enabling you to render "fabled magic".
You are indeed human, correct?
>>5593123
I don't know about that. She's not like that busty woman right over there in the background.
>>5593138
You don't have to view it as anything. It's just a kiss. Lips touching your cheek, if even that. God know's what's in between the lips and the cheek. Hell, are these even our body parts to begin with? We're made of matter, but who said it was OUR matter?
>>5593117
>>5593129
>
Just to make sure, ERP Nonon and HG Nonon are the same Nonon, correct?
>>5593153
>respawns after getting shot in the head
How do you know about me dying and all that? I could've sworn I didn't tell you that.
>>5593200
Yes
>>5593188
Ah, Ukraine? She's my sister. And I don't know, the both of them are quite similar in my opinion...
...I assume you want to see more pictures of Ukraine, дa?
>>5593200
Yeah
>>5593153
Essentially so, at the least. At this point, my fellow tribesmen are practically family.
And there have been stranger things here, after all.
>>5593172
If you find it a hassle, that's something you'd have to deal with.
>>5593183
I most certainly am.
Tch..."dissonant"?
>>5593188
You overthink it. I simply don't want you doing that.
>>5593200
Yep!
>>5593214
Please Russia, I'm not that desperate. I'm fine talking with you and only you. You don't have to change your gender or throw your sister in the way of this.
>>5593222
You definitely wouldn't be the first to tell me that. I'll comply though, since I'm in a good mood. There's no need trying to make enemies out of people.
>>5593200
>broke my code because of ignorance
S E E T H I N G
>>5593249
>Pets the Nymph-chan
It's okay.
>>5593170
I'm not going to hurt myself because you decided to be stupid. I have no way of getting that anyway.
>>5593203
A lot don't tell me things. You're not alone.
>>5593222
Well I hope we can get comfortable together until more of your family appear. Or laugh at these idiots.. Either is fine.
>>5593239
That is hours old.
>>5593239
>>5593222
Different. Tell me human, what enables you to conjure magic?
>>5593268
>cries
>sudden realization
>Muffled chatter about how I could've just rewound time this whole time to fix this and that i'm a fucking ditz
>Does it
We're good. e-everythings good.
>>5593239
I'VE BEEN DIDDLED AGAIN.
>>5593296
Haha...hah...P-Please just end me. I'm so ashamed of myself.
>>5593268
No, I mean who told you? I don't think I did. I don't think anybody else did. I'm not that popular enough to have people tell me that stuff.
>>5593242
You couldn't make too many worse than I, either. Good.
>>5593268
I wouldn't get my hopes up for the former...and truth be told I'm not much of a laugher.
...But getting comfortable isn't out of the question.
>>5593292
Years of training, and no small degree of inherent ability.
>>5593316
>Ends you
>>5593326
S-stop bullying me.
It's late.
>>5593326
...K-Kill me.
>>5593242
But I just wanted to bring her here to tease someone else, дa? All you have to do is ask for her and voila! I just wanted to tell someone about her, that's all. And you talked about Ukraine, not me.
...It's kind-of weird, I'll be honest with you. You heard of a woman named Sakuya, Subaru?
>>5593222
But of course. I am not expecting you to know how to stop it, and I don't exactly find it a hassle. Just a bit annoying, that's all.
...I know, I am weird like that.
>>5593326
>I didn't know
>>5593349
I don't see what it being late has anything to do with reading when a post was posted
>>5593326
I-i count one asshole.
>>5593372
Cause I'm kinda sleepy, Anon.
>>5593372
>checking post times
>linking people to an old thread so you can "le gottem xD"
You LITERALLY have nothing better to do with your life, do you?
>>5593393
Correct
>>5593365
You sound full of contradictions, you're aware.
>>5593377
Hmh. I assume I'm boring you, then?
Do you people want a /co/de-game?
>>5593392
Shut up Anon.
>>5593393
What he said!
>>5593405
Sure
>>5593402
Just now, I'm aware. Hm. That might just be a flaw I have. What's contradictory about what I said, my friend?
>>5593326
I'm already ashamed of myself.
>>5593331
What do you mean by that?
>>5593340
>respawns
Truly this is hell
>>5593365
I have. What about her?
>>5593377
Well then I'll tell you.
>clears throat
I cannot die.
Gimme 24 of your dankest entries
>inb4 hurdur bait
No.
>>5593432
Being both annoyed and amused by something.
>>5593405
Certainly.
>>5593440
That it would be a very bad idea to draw my ire, of course.
>>5593331
Years of training? Prayer, Invocation, Rituals, Sacrifice -- these practices are overlooked by the sciences of what we hail and for good reason. Magic does not exist.
Yet I was able to witness such a stark discovery to relinquish the tragedies of my world. What is your name?
>>5593441
Best girl
>>5593441
Asui Tsuyu
>>5593441
Nonon Jakuzure.
For realsies!
>>5593441
Sanae Kochiya
>>5593441
Lord Beerus
>>5593441
Cinnamon Roll
>>5593441
Maria and Harusame
>>5593441
meme expert
>>5593441
Nymph
>>5593441
Lana Neilsen
>>5593441
Regulus Corneas
>>5593441
Kneesocks Daemon
I want to suck a Nonon's cock to make her feel better.
>>5593441
Ivan Braginsky
>>5593440
Well, when I was Anya that night, apparently she was jealous of how "large" I was, as perverse as I sound. It was both hilarious and kind of sad.
>>5593448
It is quite easy to be annoyed and amused by something, you know. I can provide an example if you want.
>>5593402
Not that. Just tired.
>>5593440
Mm hm. Thank you for confirming that.
>writes
"Subaru confirmed for a dumbass."
I already had an idea though.
>>5593441
Furry porn
>>5593458
To you also play red saber?
>>5593441
Captain Gutt
>>5593441
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5593441
Zenjiro
>>5593441
Natsuki Subaru
>>5593448
Ire...?
>>5593441
Baki
>>5593485
>Never heard of her, so nope.
>>5593441
Gishki Ariel
>>5593452
Sacrifice? Certainly not, beyond energy. And it's no holy magic, either. Tch, you must be a fool if you think it doesn't.
I am Ariel, noble and ritual master of the Gishki Tribe.
>>5593478
I see...well, don't let me keep you if that's so.
>>5593477
I don't like such grey areas.
>>5593491
Don't tell me you don't know what that means....
>>5593441
Kirigiri
>>5593484
Change your entry image.
>>5593441
Lee Yong Jin
>>5593441
Suffering Strawberry
>>5593441
Square of circles of squares
>>5593441
Subaru Remover
>>5593497
Then I'm afraid you'll never understand what I mean when I say I'm both annoyed and amused by it. I'm annoyed by doing it, but I'm amused at the aftermath. Plain and simple, дa?
>>5593441
ten thousand toy soldiers
sieg heil
>>5593527
Yes, but I can't understand why you would.
>>5593535
>How much time could that have taken.
>>5593477
Large...you mean down there?
I thought girls didn't have those.
>>5593478
What'd you write there?
>>5593497
...
What if I told you I didn't?
Ask for swaps etc, i don't know
>>5593548
They used to do a thing here where they would make a Domino brick track in a large hall. Think the record is somewhere around 7 million fallen bricks in a single streak. Maybe even more/less, idk
>>5593548
Because their reactions are worth it to me for reasons I cannot say. That is why I am amused at the aftermath but annoyed at doing it.
>>5593552
No, I mean up here. I made a joke at how it was because I was the largest nation in the world, but... I don't think she found it funny.
>>5593579
>>5593484
Err, you missed me...
>>5593579
>>5592179
Ah, I think you missed me, sir...
>>5593579
Wonderful, lets get started!
>>5593598
...
Use this >>5592174
>>5593579
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>Goodnight.
>>5593605
>>5593579
>>5593477
Wait, no, wrong one! I think you missed me!
>>5593497
Just waiting for the other to respond.
>>5593552
>she closes the book
I will tell you after waking up.
>>5593579
Thanks for hosting.
And see you all another time.
>>5593579
Lovely. Let's begin.
I want a cute anime girl to talk to.
>>5593589
I don't think I'd feel good about touching the female version of you. I don't think I could look at you the same if that happened.
>>5593627
Hopefully you're nicer when you wake up.
>>5593552
It's another word for "anger", fool, it's not even a rare term.
>>5593579
>But those aren't even dominos, they're goddamn plastic army men.
>>5593589
Tch. I'd rather not deal with the nuisance in the first place.
>>5593627
But of course. Farewell, Mizore.
>>5593643
me to
Swaps done. The simulation will commence.
>>5593608
I got nothing against you, mate. But that image was just crap. Use your ''old one'' next time, if it pleases you.
>>5593665
I tried to, but I couldnt delete the older one so I had to improvise.
This machine requires 4 (You)'s to continue.
>>5593627
Farewell, Mizore!
>>5593643
I'm afraid there aren't any to talk to, Anon. Apologies.
>>5593649
Likewise. It is both hilarious and creepy to me, I'll be honest with you. I don't think I'll become Anya anytime soon, which is good! At least it wasn't Alfred that was a girl, дa?
>>5593650
I have no choice BUT to be summoned. I don't know whether you're calling me a nuisance or the summoner a nuisance...
>>5593698
R-Reigen, but...!
>>5593611
>Night.
>>5593665
I stand ready.
>>5593698
What,,,!?
>>5593701
This entire predicament, but mostly being summoned at all. And again, you should find someone here who's skilled at the matter.
>>5593698
A little rivalry between gods is always good.
>>5593650
>I posted the image. Here's a neat little video.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9zn9m5zI-E
>>5593643
I'll be your cute animu girl anon~
>5593698
>Give me replys or I won't host
Just shitpost then if you're that starved for attention like I am.
[Spoiler] Hikki gets a lot of events that involves him being a faggot and a degenerate this game.[/Spoiler]
>>5593696
What also works is posting an entry linking to your first one, Like Reigen did.
>>5593714
Thank you.
>Kissu
>>5593719
I can deal with it for now. It is not like he tries to summon a demon everyday, after all. It is worth seeing them in total shock whenever I appear, but that's just me. Ufufu~
...Jesus fuck, Hikki.
Dango om Dango violence. One cinnamon roll killing another
>>5593738
But I am not Australian. I can't into shitposting.
>>5593650
...
I think you're trying too hard to sound smart.
>>5593701
I dunno. He might look good as a girl. Who knows, eh?
>>5593739
Damnable...!
>>5593734
>The sheer amount of that is dizzying. And also jealous-inducing.
>>5593782
As I said. It's still quite the common word.
>>5593757
>She scoffs quietly
You must live a very dull life.
>>5593782
...I mean, does Amelia look cute as a girl? I cannot say anything as I dislike America, but you can pick there.
>
What do you think?
off work
Lana = Junko Enoshima confirmed? F Strawberry-Chan
Sorry for the lack of commentary. I got a cold and my head hurts.
>>5593797
I'm Russia; most of the time, I'm either playing in the snow, doing paperwork, being stalked by Belarus, or terrorising the Baltics. I would not call my life dull by any means; it's just not as exciting as yours.
>VODKA~!
>>5593739
B-but I did...
Ah its fine. At least I got in.
>FP