HG thread
hey dickbag i was going to host
>>5571750
>Yup
>>5571767
Youmu
>>5571780
>slaps your shit
>>5571780
When did I say I was hosting, bunghole?
>>5571760 (VHS)
So... You have amnesia, then. Hm. I cannot say I expected that to be the case, Televideniye. You seemed to be quite collected despite your appearance.
>>5571762
...Ah?
>>5571780
>then do it
>>5571772
liar!
Hello!
>>5571793
>kissu
>>5571780
You'll receive a blessing from the Gods if you do it.
>>5571791
Of course I'm not! I swear it!
>>5571793
...You see the most interesting people these hours.
>>5571780
>Not a game just a thread being used now due to the image limit
>>5571751
Tata host!
>>5571756
>It does come Korea apparently, so I'll agree with you on that.
>>5571784
>Than yeah I think that's the ending
>>5571790
What's that supposed to mean?
No i'm not hosting anymore
Can't believe I fell for it...
>>5571799
Prove it!
>>5571800
>It's ongoing, when it's updated I don't know though
Good "night" HG.
>>5571760
Nothing for the next 8-hours, then eventually do something. That nothing's called sleep. It's quite a foreign concept.
>>5571802
you were never going to host
so fuck off
>>5571803
It's ok kiddo. I don't think it was a trick to begin with.
>>5571803
>pets.
>>5571804
How can I? I can only provide my word as a knight.
>>5571807
Farewell...sir.
>>5571801
I mean that you seemed quite knowledgeable about who or what you are despite having a television for a head, Televideniye. I did not wish to offend you. I did enough of that before when I was a boy...
>>5571807
Farewell, my friend!
>>5571805
>Oh. That's very helpful, I thought that was it. Pretty bad Cliff hanger if that was its ending.
>>5571807
Tata... Err.. machine!
>>5571796
Explain yourself!
>>5571799
Hello there, sir! Yes, I am very interesting, I know.
>>5571818
>machine
What the fuck, man? He's just a short man, there's no need to call him that.
>>5571812
Thanks, Skelly-san.
>>5571814
I will cut your metal arm off...
>>5571828
Дa. A few hours ago I was, but then someone called for "a very nice and attractive girl" to appear, and look who she got?
...My real name is Ivan Braginsky. It is nice to meet you... Again.
Do I need to host?
>>5571825
I assume the ape is in that oddly shaped suit of armor than..
>>5571828
>my image ran away from me
>Mother talks to me for the first time in months
"Hey the rugby team you follow won the finals, okay bye"
L-Love you too mum...
>>5571797
i'd pray tons if sanae was my goddess t b h
>>5571821
I...at the risk of offending you, what in the world are you?
>>5571828
You'd ask me to murder over something like this!?
>>5571842
If you'd be so kind.
>>5571845
Chin up soldier.
>>5571843
Yeah, man. You don't just call someone a machine, that's just rude. It's like if I called you a fish; you're much more than that.
>>5571841
those are some narly boy lumps you got going on there then
>>5571850
or you can buy me juice
>>5571846
Do you really mean that?
first 36
>>5571850
I am a gourd.
>>5571856
Sanae Kochiya
>>5571856
Sleeping Shinichi
>>5571853
Why...I could certainly do that much.
>>5571858
A gourd. Like...the plant?
>>5571856
Silas
>>5571856
Maria and Harusame
>>5571850
Murder would imply elves are people.
They are more like insects.
Think of it like taking out an ants nest.
>>5571853
Ha, ha, very funny. I turned into one, come on now! Don't tease me about something I couldn't control, this whole situation was embarrassing enough!
>>5571856
Anya Braginskaya
>>5571856
Thanks for picking it up
Tora Amano
>>5571845
At least us degenerates love you.
>>5571856
Bait-Biting Lenny
>>5571856
Eggman-kun
>>5571852
Hmm.. a very interesting yet true point you bring up. I truly apologize calling him a machine.
>>5571856
Lee Yong Jin
can we go to /b/ its fucking dead here
>>5571856
Youmu Konpaku
>>5571856
Midway
>>5571876
You're a good man, sir. I accept your apology on his behalf, although he may be asleep at the moment.
>>5571856
Tourettes guy
>>5571856
Lord Beerus
>>5571854
Of course!
>>5571856
Punky's Dad
>>5571856
Queen
>>5571856
Fyxe
>>5571868
I-Ivan?!!
>>5571856
9ball
>>5571869
too bad im not
>>5571856
Shenlong
>>5571867
What? Certainly not! How could you be so heartless?
>>5571856
Breakfast-chan
>>5571856
Lycanroc
>>5571894
Thank you, every little bit of faith helps out.
>>5571856
FROM ON HIGH
>>5571856
VHS
>>5571863
thanks, bud
>>5571868
but are you one of those dick girl things now?
>>5571856
Deep Sea King.
>Hue
>>5571889
Well you'll be the second, to say a monster like me is a good man.
>>5571856
Bread's Substitute
>>5571897
A-AH! Fyxe, don't look at me! This is embarrassing enough as it is, and it just got ten times worse...!
>>5571856
Monokuma
>>5571856
Shendong
>>5571903
>eats
>>5571856
Shirley The Medium
>>5571856
Orihara Izaya
>>5571851
I'll try to but I can't help but be kinda worried about her.
Shes usually ringing me once a week or so and then it goes to that.
>>5571873
I love you guys too.
>>5571911
Everyone's a good person if they try hard enough. All of us are "human" in the end.
>>5571899
>checks
Checked!
>stabs
Stabbed
>>5571856
Ackerman Levi
>>5571913
Maybe I slept so much I went into a genderbent dimension but...
You're... bustier?
How the fuck did that happen?!!
>>5571856
SHWARTZ
>>5571863
Yes, the plant.
>>5571856
Spider tits
>>5571925
I suggest maybe calling her and talking to her about it. Clear the air and make sure.
>>5571856
Yasuhiro Hagakure
>>5571856
pbc
>>5571909
I live to serve....
>>5571935
...Dare I ask how such a thing can be talking?
>>5571909
N-No! I'm biologically a girl at the moment due to the power of... Uh, conveniency! Дa, I am a woman, as weird as that sentence sounds.
>>5571933
W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YOU'RE BUSTIER"?! And the answer to your question is that a girl wanted "a very nice and attractive girl" to appear, and look who she got!
>>5571906
Then I'll keep my spirits high and my faith abundant for you.
>>5571901
What good is having a heart? It will just get you killed in the arena
15 more
>>5571899
Aw man...
If you guys don't mind I'all grab me a bite to eat then I'll try to host if that's ok.
>>5571936
... Noice.
>>5571938
She seemed like she was in a rush so I'll do it later.
>>5571856
Death Star-chan
>>5571948
Feel free to visit the shrine anytime you can.
>>5571944
My mom read me books when I was a baby and they helped me learn to talk.
>>5571950
I'll not abandon my principles, no matter the circumstances.
>>5571953
Take your time.
>>5571951
At this hour, a 24 is better I think
>>5571951
Van
>>5571955
Yeah man, no need to rush it. I am sure she is fine, maybe has a lot on her plate.
>>5571951
Casshan
>>5571923
>Courage avatars when?
>>5571926
Hmmm... I see, while some may call me a monster for my actions, a king must do what is right for his people. Even if it means conquering others.
>>5571964
its 8:00 niga
>>5571965
>traps you in my dungeon
>>5571944
>she puts the juice to the screen and it spills down
>>5571947
oh really? i can do that too!
>>5571951
The Shittier Lycanroc
>>5571951
Hane
>>5571947
Well, It's pretty obvious what I mean, look at you... And that doesn't explain anything in the slightest but I guess I'll just roll with it...
At least you got to be an attractive girl, that kinda reassure if I get to meet my genderbent one day...
>>5571955
>>5571936
D-Don't look honey
>>5571964
Disgraceful, our troops weren't this incompetent in my day. They knew exactly when to report for combat.
Looks like we need more new recruits.
>>5571951
Regulus Corneas
>>5571951
A FUCKING TOAD
>>5571970
>I'm thinking about writing a code and thought Shirley would be a good hosting ava
>>5571951
Momo
>>5571970
No king has a bloodless history, no matter how righteous he may be. You're a good man at heart, sir, even if I don't know you all too well to say that confidently.
>>5571951
Wekapipo
>>5571951
Isla
Roll for an ava.
1: ava someone you love
2: ava a character from a show you are watching right now
3: ava an /a/
4: ava a 3D character
5: ava a character from a game you last played
6: ava a /co/
7: ava an obscure character
8: ava whatever is suggested first
9: kill yourself
0: roll again
>>5571951
Kagari
>>5571999
ok deal
>>5571999
This roll game sucks
>>5571958
I will, but I've never visited a shrine before. Will it be alright even if I mess up?
>>5571967
Yeah I think she moved house recently so that'd probably be it.
>>5571982
>Looks
>>5571999
I wanna avatar my own dead body.
>>5571972
Fuck you!
>>5571974
...You can? Well, Televideniye, show me how you can do that, then!
>>5571981
Д-Дa! This situation is embarrassing enough as it is, I do not need to be talking about my cup sizes, that's for sure!
...Y-You really think I'm attractive? A-Ah, I'm flattered, really!
>>5571951
Gishki Ariel
>>5571951
Major Ocelot
>>5571951
BABUU SAMA
>>5572005
jesus christ rest in fucking peace
>>5571951
La Pucelle
>>5571961
What good are principles on the battlefield?
>>5571951
Objectively best pokemon
>>5571951
Sakura Saber
>>5571951
The Doll
>>5572023
that's literally not even a pokemon
it's an ultra beast
>>5571999
99% chance I wont do it
>>5572019
I wish I rolled nine, but that's a five.
>>5571951
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>5572012
Yeah of course, attractive boys turns into attractive girls, seems logical to me.
So... how does it feel to be a girl...?
>grins
...No backache?
>>5571974
>He kind of just stands there and watches nervously.
>>5571959
...I'm assuming that it's like this everywhere in your world.
>>5571999
>I still promise nothing.
>>5572022
What good would anyone be without them?
>>5572012
>Please Stand By.
>Tv static
Ah, um, did it work?
>>5572032
With guns like that, he can be anything he wants.
>>5572038
Strike Witch
>>5571999
>>5572009
Well then!
>keks hard
>>5572007
Oh, don't worry.
All you have to do is sit down and pray.
>>5572038
This shit's gross what did you make me drink?
>>5572041
If he wants to die, it's his lucky day.
>>5571990
>That sounds fun. Hell maybe more avatars will come. Captain Katz, Robot Randy, that space chicken he killed twice. Good luck with that.
>>5571992
Even monsters have sense of duty. No matter what actions are needed, a creature is bound get hurt. But for the greater good of the many, the individual must be overlooked. Kings know this to well
>>5572023
>Pillar man mosquito.
>>5572047
Pretty sure despite being a mosquito he will just punch the blood out.
>>5572051
Shirley is bae tho
>>5572038
You would be correct.
>>5572037
...U-Um. I feel so weird right now, Fyxe. My back isn't hurting, what do you mean by that? I still feel fine, although my voice has gotten higher!
>>5572040
Ah... Yes, it actually worked! You look like an adult male now! How... Cool! How did you manage that?
>>5572046
You asked for juice, that's what I provided....
>>5572056
I'm afraid the very idea of a...plant-based society leaves me mystified.
>>5572043
>Why am I not surprised you said that?
>>5572051
Gotta say that this pokemon is a prime example of how full retard this game is going. But I am loving every second of it.
>>5572052
I'll make sure he won't have to. I'll open his throat and hang him upsidedown from a branch. Then he'll know not to disrespect the captain.
>>5572055
>Forgetting about the seductive sea witch and Freaky Fred
>>5572051
Royalty has to make tough decisions, no matter how dire or deplorable they may be. The needs of the many outweigh the few, as heartless as I may sound.
>>5572070
>Shirley. Is. Bae. Nigga.
>>5572069
I think the tree may break man. Let me guess, you are getting pokemon moon and just hate brilliant pokemon design?
>>5572045
Huh, that's easier than going to church. And I get to look at a cute girl too. It makes me wonder why more people don't just visit a shrine.
>>5572066
We've always been here. Watching. Waiting.
>>5572078
Sorry, private. I'm getting pussy instead.
>>5572061
Hmm... Nothing,it's true that they aren't that big after all...
Well if you're okay it's good, I don't think it will be permanent, it's probably one of those 24hrs curse.
Wanna drink something? Ice tea? Regular Tea?
>>5572079
c-cute huh?
Well, the shrine is on the top of a mountain, but we're working on making it more accesable
>>5572085
Fuck you, god damn Litten fags.
>>5572084
You're saying this just to get under my skin, aren't you?
>>5572061
i dunno
just happens i guess
>>5572066
i didnt ask for anything who even are you
>>5572095
Yes. Maybe.
I'm Mr. Lunt, by the way.
>>5572087
H-Hey! I may not want to talk about them, but they're quite nice, thank you very much! And I can only hope it'll disappear in the morning... It has to.
...If you have vodka, I'll gladly take it, Fyxe.
>>5572097
Hm. Amnesia seems to be going in full force on you, Televideniye. I wonder what happened to you to make you like this...
>>5572068
>With this being the apparent last Pokemon game, Gamefreaks going all out retarded. It's going to be amazing.
>>5572072
>Your. Taste. Is. Shit!
>Nah, she's one of best character. Your correct on that.
>>5572071
I must say it's as if I am speaking to a fellow king!
Remove your disguise and reveal your true form to me!
>>5572104
Reassuring... Silas, sir.
>>5572097
A knight of Nohr, by the name of Silas....And I assure you that I certainly did.
>>5572106
>the screen suddenly goes through static again
huh?
>>5572111
ah! my juice!
what happened to my juice? it was just here!
>there are people in this thread who are so retarded that they think ultra beasts = pokemon
>>5572107
No, no, I am not a king; just a man that knows how you feel. A philosopher, you could say. I don't have a disguise at all, sir.
>>5572111
Pleased to make your acquaintance, Silas.
>>5572085
>a tree reaches over, and bends you over a log.
>it proceeds to go in bare bark, no leaves.
>as it releases its acorns all over your back, it leans in closer, and whispers
Fuckin Chang'e
>>5572088
Yup, you're a real cutie.
Yeesh, a mountain? That's pretty hardcore..I'm impressed.
>>5572106
I didn't say they we'rent ah ah! I know humans can't compete in that department, don't worry.
Vodka? Huuh. You sure? With your new body and all it may not be safe, but... huh okay
>hands you a bottle
It's one of those non-russian vodka you send me a while back. I didn't get to drink them all yet
>>5572114
And you can just flip like that? How interesting! If only I could just do that at the snap of my fingers... What else can you do, Televideniye?
>>5572123
Can someone tell me what Pokemon this is?
>>5572118
Wha-...you spilled it all over yourself?
>>5572123
I wish I could say the same, but I'm afraid that recent events have been rather...jarring.
>>5572137
That's not a pokemon dummy, it's an ultra beast. Totally different.
>>5572133
Well, Lady Suwako is the goddess of mountains, and it being her shrine it would make sense to put it up a mountain
>>5572134
H-Hmph! Mine are still quite large, thank you very much! I'm the largest country in the world for a reason! And I can drink any vodka, regardless of what gender I am!
>She takes the bottle, rolling her eyes and sipping it.
It is a reprieve to be drinking vodka at this hour in the morning, that's for sure.
>>5572136
flip wha?
>>5572142
buy me another!
>>5572142
I'm sure it can't be too bad.
>>5572120
Do not lie to me!
Your words and knowledge on a kings duty, prove you are one yourself!
You must be the king of the formless ones that lurk on this earth!
>>5572131
>That's what some people say, with hidden hints this game is being based around the ideas of alchemy. I'm tempted on getting it.
>>5572166
Your gender. You just turned into a boy. Did you forget that somehow...?
>>5572166
But-...very well, ma'am.
>He looks more than a little perplexed by all of this.
>>5572170
Perhaps it's best not to discuss this at all, yes?
>>5572171
Sounds neat, I will probably get it either way. Though I can't see it being the last one in reality. That would be like a last Mario game.
>>5572171
My friend, I am not a king, but I will be happy to become one if it will calm you down. We are less civilised and more like tribesmen of sorts; perhaps I am like a leader of my clan.
>>5572185
Ah... sure. If you say so.
>>5572178
How'd I do something like that?
>>5572185
Don't give me that look!
>>5572161
That does make a staggering amount of sense. I'll just have to make the hike one of these days.
>>5572201
You... The TV just flashed static for a second, Televideniye. And now you're speaking with proper punctuation. What is going on?
>>5572163
Ah aha ahah!
Okay if you want Ivan.... Ivanna? Well, it still think that friend of yours is bigger though, forgot her name.
>takes out another bottle and sips it.
Lenny, host please.
>>5572201
I'm...sorry? If I may, you're very much temperamental, aren't you?
>>5572200
And what brings such an...interesting being as yourself here?
>>5572214
There's no need for that, we're setting up a rope railway from the base all the way to the top of the mountain
>>5572191
>True, most likely reboots or spin offs will be made in the future. Only time will tell what shall be the fate of our beloved Pokemon.
>>5572193
Err...?
You formless ones are truly blessed with many surprises. It is fascinating, how knowledgeable and comical you formless creatures can be. You yourself must be one of the wisest of your clan.
>>5572218
Anya. Anya Braginskaya! And Ukraine may be larger than me by a long shot in that department, I'm still one of the "biggest" people here! It's to be expected from one of the largest nations here, after all~
>Anya rolls her eyes and take another sip of the vodka.
>>5572225
I dunno. Kills time.
>>5572217
What are you talking about?
>>5572225
>she throws the empty can at him
>>5572241
I mean shit, we have a weird fighting game for it. I hope they at least get to the thousand pokemon mark for shits and giggles. Can't just stop at like 900
>>5572241
Not all of us Anons are the same; we are like a family of sorts. We fight, argue, but we do care for each other in the end. Some anons just like poking fun at how some people act.
I am wise, yes, but there are anons much cleverer than I am, that's for sure.
>>5572251
Is that all?
>>5572253
>He sighs and lets it hit him, clattering against his armor harmlessly.
Is that a yes, by any chance?
>>5572224
With digits like that, how could I refuse?
Give me a moment to set things up.
>>5572253
...Ah... Do you not remember what was going on a while ago, Televideniye? Do you even remember my name?
>>5572273
>Shows up but nothing changes.
>>5572232
Oh, I'm glad you mentioned it. Almost made a fool out of myself.
Hehe, thanks.
>>5572242
Ayna? Hmm. Ivan sounds better, but yeah ok, I'll call you that until you become male again.
As for being the biggest, well... You're pretty lucky Makoto or Lorem aren't here anymore. Still I think you'd be like... in the top ten or something
>sipping intensifies.
Do you have one of those Russian biscuit you gave me one time? I didn't get to breakfast yet
>>5572281
No problem.
I'll be expecting to see you
>>5572272
Buy me another juice!
>>5572276
Yeah, you just told me, Ivan, right?
New thread?
Hey, how good would a 4Chan pass as a prize for winning a game?
>>5572296
As you wish, ma'am....
>>5572298
It seems fitting.
>it's on-going
>I got hooked in
>storytelling's an 8/10
>they're machine translated now
I bet this is fucking Choi Da-ae's fault.
>>5572298
Yea boi
>>5572299
>funding the jews
a proper price would be your IRL nudes
>>5572299
A bit overpriced i'd say.
>>5572284
Heт, Anya is somewhat more motherly compared to Ivan. Cultural differences, дa? And those remarks about Makoto and Lorem were a bit too soon, wouldn't you agree? I'm the biggest, come on now~
>She sips again.
A biscuit? I don't think I remember giving you one of those, but my memory is fuzzy in that department.
>>5572296
Well... You're not too far off! My name - at the current time - is Anya, so you still get a pat on the back for guessing correctly!
>>5572306
why do i get feels
>>5572288
Of course.
See you there.