Lenny Games 218.
First 24!
>>5572314
Maria and Harusame
>>5572314
Walton Simons
Sanae Kochiya
Anya Braginskaya
Eggman-kun
>>5572314
VHS
>>5572314
K.K Slider
Orihara Izaya
Lord Beerus
Mr. Lunt
The Player
>>5572314
Youhei Sunohara
>>5572314
Leslie
>>5572314
Deep Sea King
>>5572265
A family will always, have disagreements within themselves. Not all are made the same, that is why beast and monsters alike can work together. The many differences between two can prove to be useful to another.
>>5572306
>if this is the anon I spoke to about reading this story.. told you would enjoy it.
>>5572256
>I too would love to see at least a thousand Pokemon before some universal reset. Having a sudden stop will be rather strange.
>>5572305
>she "drinks" it
Thank you.
>>5572317
Oh boy! Pats!
Ackerman Levi
Yasuhiro Hagakure
>>5572314
My wife
>>5572314
Choi Da-ae
Makise Kurisu
Regulus Corneas
>>5572346
We all work together when we need to, albeit still a bit hostile towards each other. Our differences make us one of the same, wouldn't you agree?
Megaman
Spider
>>5572348
Erhm. Any time. Do you have a name, if I may?
>>5572362
Avafag when?
>>5572348
Дa! Not on the head since it's a bit fragile, but you still get a pat on the back, дa?
>>5572329
>>5572317
Well, there is still the girl just above you and this one : >>5572362
But yeah, if we exclude all the furries, those girls and I-no, yes you are the biggest, ah aha!
Biscuit... hmm, I don't remember well, but I remember that it was stuffed with meat, and that it was delicious.
You gave me some of them after a drinking contest back in July
>>5572314
Monokuma
>>5572380
Let's get started
>>5572373
>I'd make screenshots but boy am i lazy
>>5572371
VHS, and you?
>>5572375
That's fine!
>>5572380
Breast district...
Alright, let's go Lenny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg-ivWxy5KE
>>5572380
Swap it. They hosted for us, after all.
>>5572341
>>5572382
>>5572378
Heт, нeт, I am larger than them, come on now. Well, larger than Sanae, anyway. You're must jealous because I'm Russia~
Hm... Do you mean Pirozhki, by any chance, Fyxe? They are filled with meat, so you could be talking about that!
>>5572387
Дa!
...Do you still remember anything, however?
>>5572380
Well, then. Could you please keep him in?
>>5572333
>>5572394
>>5572387
Interesting....
>He clears his throat
Silas, madame. It's been...fascinating talking to you, but it's high time I returned to my family and got some rest.
Good night, or morning, everyone.
7pm in south korea?
>>5572398
Why would I bet jealous? I'm the top dog here ahah, it's just fun seeing you getting all personnal about that. I think your mind changed into that of a girl too!
Yeah Pirozhki! That's that!
>>5572405
9 PM actually
>>5572362
>calling it now, getting avatars from atonement camp.
>>5572366
Indeed, even as lord of the seafolk. There are a few actions my subjects preform better than I. A king and his subjects must work together. As if a single celled organism, all most learn to cooperate, or death shall be their only fate.
>>5572373
>Someone who erp would be able to avatar.
>>5572405
What do you care?
>>5572415
So I can cuddle with you in bed.
>>5572314
Sakura Saber
>>5572399
Пpoщaльный пpивeт, my friend!
>>5572407
Either way, I am still quite large, Fyxe. I'm the third largest person here, and that's a fact~ And my mindset has nothing to do with it if it's the truth~
...Unfortunately, I don't think I have any of that on me, Fyxe. I am a bit under-stocked for the occasion.
We begin.
>>5572387
what are your other avatars
>>5572419
>>5572380
>>5572340
Swap this if not too late.
>>5572398
Nope.
>>5572399
Farewell, Silas!
>>5572409
Yes, exactly. United we stand, divided we fall. It seems like many people forget that saying as they all run around, screaming and insulting each other just because they can...
>>5572598
Is this the return of the Lenny game curse?.
Fuuck..........
>>5572599
>I reserve the right to not leak that information
>>5572603
Well, I expected that exact answer from you. Absolutely nothing you remember?
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's gonna crush those two tributes!
>>5572602
It is, I'm afraid.
>>5572615
I had a suspicion who you are, but maybe I was wrong.
>>5572378
>She floats down silently.
You called?
>>5572621
I had a feeling. I guess i'm just gonna giver her these flowers then.
>>5572621
I haven't felt this embarrased in a while
>>5572424
Under-stocked...? yeah, you don't say...
Ah ah, sorry!
Well, too bad... Be sure to bring more of that next time you come.
>sighs
>>5572630
I-no?
Oh how are you?
Well, I didn't call or anything, but that "girl" >>5572424 think she has one of the biggest breasts around, and that's just ridiculous, right?
>f megaman
>f ackerman levi
>f fyxe
>f walton simons
>f anya braginskaya
>shut your fucking mouth leslie
Does Eggman think about anything else?
>>5572616
Not really, sorry.
>>5572624
>Keep your accusations and suspicions to yourself.
>>5572644
Ow.
>>5572644
HG theory? Eggman is actually not a god but a high-crafted winning machine?
>>5572598
Let this slaughter commence.
>>5572605
There will always be those who believe that they lack the need of cooperation and isolate themselves from others and those who favor chaos more than order. A clan must learn to over come these obstacles in order to survive and each prosperity
>>5572644
Learn to survive with little supplies human!
>>5572621
Like that...?!
No I want to enjoy killing you, not fighting back ruins the fun!
>>5572644
>>5572642
Well, it's not like I have anything better to do. As for her, she should keep dreaming.
>>5572642
Oh, shut up! Being the largest nation in the world has its "perks", after all, so don't try to chip away at my self esteem! I will bring some next time, just give me a second's notice... Hmph!
>>5572649
Hm. I wonder what caused you to forget all of these things...
>>5572649
Nah. I'll figure you out sooner or later.
>kissu
AAAAAAARGH
>>5572652
You wench, that's blasphemy.
>>5572654
Still, if we are ever divided in a situation like that, we'll join up into factions instead so we're never truly divided. It's a silly dream, but one day, I wish for us all to just stop fighting for a day and get along...
>>5572664
Thanks for sparing me last time...
>>5572661
You're asking the wrong person, I'm afraid.
>>5572662
>Go away.
>>5572654
Looks like you know, that making me suffer is the violation of the school rules, and I will punish you, if you try to even punch me!
>>5572664
Heheh!
You can not outrun me forever!
I will find you doll!
>f vhs
>f spider
>f monokuma
>>5572671
I'm always watching.
>>5572677
>>5572659
I'd probably tease her about that if I were you, you enjoy teasing people right? Since you're here, you might as well have some fun. It's okay, "she" is a friend.
>>5572661
Well Russia may be huge, but it also a whole lotta nothing don't you agree? Plenty of forest and snow but nothing there.
Ah ah! You know I'm just joking "Anya"
>>5572667
Woo, calm down zealot, it was just a joke
>>5572683
Words against our good lord are still insults harlot.
>>5572671
Not if... Ah, you have me there, Televideniye. It would be foolish to ask an amnesiac person why they forgot so many things, дa?
>>5572683
Well, that whole lot of nothing happens to be MY land, so I have you beat there! The largest country in the world has a lot of unused space there!
And those jokes are kind of personal, thank you very much!
>>5572690
What are you doing on your PC?
May I look?
>>5572683
>Her "natural" grin shifts into something more sadistic.
I don't think you really get how far I'll go, titzilla. On that note, your spine is a trooper, surely. Ever heard of the saying "Less is more"?
Get your paws off my dame, Beerus, or I'll shove your magic spoon right up your arse.
>>5572695
Indeed, it would be.
>>5572668
Ideas developed by an individual will either agree with or go against another beliefs or ideology. Perfect unity will only occur if all are to set differences aside.
>>5572674
I want to see you try and punish me little runt!
It would be most enjoyable to me!
>>5572677
You again?
You survived, well done I'll spare you for now.
>>5572690
My domain!
It is ransacked and ruined!
Someone will suffer slowly for this!
>>5572703
habe anyone of you heard the story of... the hash slinging slasher?
>>5572689
I'm sure he don't mind that much. He'd have probably struck me with lightning or something if he did.
>>5572695
Jeezz, being a girl sure made you senstive. It's not like you're going to keep them anyway, tomorrow you'll be a guy again.
And yeah you should probably make something with that unused land, maybe a tournament like me. Hell If I could make this out of an island, surely you can find some place in Russia.
>>5572699
Ever heard of the saying "Bigger is better"?
Not saying it's my motto, but yeah I'm fine like that, spine made of steel and all.
Ah ah come on I-no, you must be joking, I mean... well you're just a bit teasy, I don't think you look like a psycho ah ah!
>>5572709
Дa. I assume there's not much else to talk about here, дa? I do not wish to waste your time, after all...
Fuckin' helicopters, man.
>>5572689
What's a god to a non-believer?
>>5572713
Pupupupu, I think I better force my henchman into killing you. It would be more enjoyable, than killing you with my bare hands. Mattane!
>>5572723
>What's a god to a non-believer?
Lenny bringing the bantz ah ah!!
>>5572713
Our differences merely make us all the same, in my eyes. Unity may not be achieved, but all I want is for us all to stop fighting. It may just be wishful thinking, there...
>>5572722
I think I'm getting a bit sleepy.
>>5572723
You left me no choice...
>>5572728
He must probably be making omelet as we speak.
I don't think he /actually/ partake in the game. The eggman-kun we see are just his messengers made in his image.
>f yasuhiro hagakure
>f lord beerus
>f eggman-kun
>f the player
The squash gets squashed.
>>5572718
>She laughs a little, but the unsettling smile remains.
Yeah, of course I'm not. But everyone else must be a little fucked upstairs to not think what I do is gold. You agree, don't you lapdog?
>>5572744
ssnnnzzzz...zzz...zzz
>>5572723
Togami-chi really messed up shooting that helicopter down...
>>5572729
>Leaves a bag of leaves at his feet
Please go away... I don't wanna see you again.
>>5572718
But I may as well be proud of what I have while I am one, Fyxe! It was fun being a girl for a day, I must admit.
...I could, but I do not have the creativity, the brains, nor the time to make a code. I may sound like I am making excuses, but I don't have the tools to make one.
>>5572733
As I could tell. Do you wish for me to let you go for now, Televideniye?
>>5572671
Also, don't tell me what to do.
>>5572756
EYO HOL UP
WE
WUZ
DANGOS
AN
SHIIIIT
>>5572737
But of course, but just anyone he can be listening and watching at any moment.
>>5572735
Rude
Okay, but those two tributes were outnumbered.
>>5572731
Did no-one tell you? Bantz is my middle name. It's also my last name, and my nickname.
>>5572723
There is nothing for me..
Enjoy this pillage with me apes.
>>5572729
Good send me more soldiers, so that can execute them all in painful manners!
>>5572732
Fighting is an instinct of all lifeforms. A natural talent all are born with. Fighting ensures your survival. Even with allies, one must fight with there allies to ensure all can see the next sun.
>>5572744
I'm bored already.
*Effortlessly stomps on the squash*
That was very disappointing.
>>5572767
I-I'm so sorry
>>5572768
a few pebbles should be enough ammunition
>>5572762
... You tryna smoke a blunt senpai? I can hook you up with some primo shit. Those 'hood negros' don't know anything about my stash.
>>5572757
I think so. Until next time, Anya.
>>5572756
Seeing you in such despair makes me fell great, My Old Friend. Well, in any case, it is time to punish you! I prepared a special execution for you!
Helicopter Rain!
>>5572770
I guess I am too much of a pacifist to truly face reality. It'd be nice if we all just got along for a day, but I am merely hoping for the future to be broght at this point, yeah?
>>5572773
No worries, there is always next time.
>>5572745
Lapdog?!
Huuhh... Well if talk about music sure, I'll give you that. Still, that's a lot of talking, when are you gonna tease that girl?
>sips a vodka
Want one?
>>5572764
Yeah, and I think he likes me actually.
>>5572768
Bantz "Bantz" Bantz?
Lenny "Bantz" Leonard seems better if you ask me
>>5572786
feel*
>>5572785
Farewell, Televideniye. Perhaps I should give you a journal for when you come back...
MAHFUGGIN ARENA EVENT TIME
Geez, the amount of times this event's happening Moe's gonna be a millionaire.
>>5572786
You know your punishments don't mean anything now right?
I'm still here after all...
Morning everyone
>>5572757
That's too bad. Maybe Alfred could? I mean you guys are pretty creative on your own, maybe with two brains it will be possible but it's up to you.
So since you're girl, what about we make a quick game. The winner gets to touch...
>grins
You know what I'm talking about, right?
>>5572745
Well, what's her name? It's the only thing I don't know.
>>5572790
Very true.
and it also seems you're coming out of your shell, you don't speak often.
>>5572795
I should just have said no!
>>5572735
Them tities
>>5572801
Morning Soviet!
>>5572795
You have a good wife Lenny, sober and all
>>5572808
You shouldn't objectify people like that
>f mr. lunt
>f youhei sunohara
>f choi da-ae
>f maria and harusame
>f deep sea king
>f makise kurisu
>f sanae kochiya
>>5572804
I told you, it's her : >>5572794
The name's Anya
>>5572812
Morning Fyxe
>>5572804
>>5572791
>Am I subconsciously giving myself (You)'s?
>>5572797
What? Why are you alive? Is Alter Ego saved another blackened? Lemme check my systems for a while
>>5572805
I'm just occupied with other things at the same time. I prefer to watch the games while i do stuff.
>>5572818
>Pets the pupper while he sleeps
>>5572803
I can only hope for the best at this point. I'd love to make one, but I doubt I'd be able to make one anytime soon.
...Ah, I'll join in for the game just this once. I may be tired, but I'll have one more game with you! How do I play?
>>5572819
...And why do I have the feeling that I'll be staying up for a few more hours because of this?
>>5572788
Correct, but I can not tell the future. Perhaps one day your dream of unity will become a reality. No one is certain what can happen these coming seconds.
>>5572795
For what purpose is a drink...that makes apppeee.. closer....
*Falls unconscious due to alcohol poisoning*
>>5572824
Well, that is one way of winning, staying hidden and all of that.
>>5572820
It's good day, right soviet.
Want a vodka? I got plenty from Ivan.
>>5572831
Hello Russia.
>>5572835
One bottle
>>5572819
Hm...is there anything else about her I could use? Secrets and the like?
>>5572832
The future will be bright, I can tell. It'll definitely be one to look foward to, even if I won't be around to see it anytime soon.
BEEEEEEERUUUUUUUUUS!
>>5572834
That is correct. I'm on 11 wins so far from what i can see, so i'm not complaining.
>>5572843
Well, she used to be a guy until this morning. Don't ask me why, that place is already fucked up enough. That should be like it.
>>5572840
Enjoy!
>hands you one
>>5572840
...Ah, hello, Soviet, but how did you know that I was Russia?
>>5572852
Well, good luck out there
>>5572858
You too.
>>5572853
>takes it and takes small swig
>>5572854
Accent and you looked amazing...
>>5572853
Then I'll get on it.
>She takes off.
>>5572794
>She floats down next to Anya.
And what do we have here?
>>5572831
Alright it's pretty easy!
>she takes out a glass, some pieces of money and a bottle of vodka.
So first I fill the glass
>Pours the vodka into the glass until it's on the verge of spilling.
The game is simple, we take turn at putting a piece inside the glass. The one who make the vodka spilling is the loser. Simple enough, right?
Shorty quit hg
>f my wife
>>5572869
That's gonna be GOOD
>takes out a bag of popcorn
>>5572873
Good riddance.
>>5572873
no he didn't
>>5572844
But of course it shall be bright. You can be a leading factor to this perfect future of yours.
I love to continue this lovely conversation, but unforeseen matters require my attention.
>>5572850
How unfortunate.. the host's mate has perished.
I congratulate the coming winner and you host in advance.
Your king is needed elsewhere
Tata my guppies~!
Is Sims 4 worth it?
>>5572866
Well, my accent is quite easy to spot, I must admit-- A-Ah? Are you hitting on me...?
>>5572869
...Oh, нeт, why do I have the feeling that this isn't going to end well? And the answer to your question is "me".
>>5572871
...Yes, Fyxe, it does look simple, but wouldn't it be rigged since the person that starts first has an advantage over the other? Perhaps I am just overthinking things, but it seems... Unfair in a way.
>>5572877
>f my wife
Everyone already has.
>>5572889
I can only wish for the best at this point. Farewell my friend, and I do hope that you lead your people well.
I skipped some peace for this.
Winner next slide!
>>5572895
I was waiting for a comment like that.
>>5572895
>>5572877
Kek
>>5572893
Well if you're suspicious I'll let you begin, how about that!
Let's go.
>>5572895
ZINGER
>>5572893
Д-дa... Извини
>>5572893
Well, I've caught wind that you think you've got the most "you". But really, I think your "you" is a little...lacking.
>>5572879
>Distant thumbs up.
Hiro dont give a fuck about trash:,(
Fuck, more like KK Slicer, am I right?
>>5572890
Only if you create a dysfunctional HG family.
There you have it!
>>5572899
...A-Ah, as you wish, Fyxe.
>Anya places a coin inside the glass, looking a bit suspicious of it all.
Did I do well enough?
>>5572905
...A-Ah, Soviet, but you already have Setsuna, remember? Is that not frowned upon?
>>5572907
Ah, yes, I did recall boasting about being the largest here. In hindsight, that wasn't the smartest idea, was it? What is the matter, my friend?
>>5572919
Congratulations to him, and thank you for hosting!
>>5572917
That's what I was considering.
I wonder what it would be like if I streamed a Sims 4 Simulation with commentary.
And that's a wrap for this game.
Thanks for playing, everyone!
>>5572917
>>5572931
I'd watch that.
>>5572932
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>5572919
Congratulations
>>5572932
and thanks for hosting, Lenny
>>5572925
It seems it's good enough.
Alright, the real stuff begins now.
>she does something with her thumbs, rubbing them against one another, and takes a coin.
>Getting closer to the surface of the beer, she delicately put it in, surprisingly, the beer level, doesn't move in the slightest.
Phew... that was a bit close, ahah.
Alright, your turn!
>>5572932
Congratulation doggy!
Thanks for hosting lenny!
>>5572925
We are just comrades with benefits but I am sorry. Just like slavic girls the most
>>5572925
Thick skinned. I like it, it reminds me of those meatheads from Zepp, hard to break, but satisfying in the end. You wouldn't happen to be Russian, would you?
>>5572939
But I hear it's shit compared to the other Sims and it's 50 bucks but it also has enough shit to make me not buy the sims thst came before.
>>5572932
Thanks for hosting.
>>5572974
Come here more often neppy
>huggu
>>5572973
Pirate it.
>>5572955
...U-Um, but you seem to be doing something with your fingers. That is not... Well, I guess it is fair, but it is just a bit jarring to me, that is all. Here I go!
>She grabs another coin and puts it in as delicately as she can, praying to God that it doesn't overflow. It doesn't.
>>5572963
No, no, it is fine! It is just... A little bit concerning, that is all! You'd want someone better over me, surely...
>>5572965
Ah, yes, I am Russian. Proudly the personification of it, in fact, but that is merely a title. I assume you are going to try to "tease" me, are you? It may be a large assumption, but I can only imagine that is why you're here.
>>5572974
>Bullies
Gear a shit
>>5572991
True, but you are high in my list. One of the best ones I see.
>>5572991
To be completely honest, "tease" is a huge understatement. But I'm in the mood for something more challenging today, so I'm going to count the seconds until you scream for me.
>>5572991
Why does it bother you? It's just something to bring me luck, kinda like how Usain Bolt does it before he runs, you know?
>she does it again
>she picks up a coin again, an overconfident smile on her face and puts it it.
>The beer's level rises up, it's almost like a bubble on the verge of bursting, one more coin and it will be over
Looks like you're toast Anya, but feel free to try, ah ah!
>>5573008
You really do flatter me, Soviet, but you really would want someone better over me. I'm just Russia, that's all! Nothing special!
>>5573011
And I could merely guess from how you floated in with that grin on your face, дa? I hope I live up to your expectations, my friend, because I am not exactly that easy to crack. Who knows; maybe you know something I don't~?
>>5573017
...Ah. I guess this is the end of it, but I can only hope that the same works for me, дa?
>Anya attempts to do the same motion before slowly putting the coin in, wincing a little bit.
D-Did I do well enough, Fyxe? What would happen if I were to lose? Is something going to happen?
>>5572987
>Pets
I'll try, but I'm busy with stuff.
>>5572992
Y-You too.
>>5573039
But that's why you are special you are Russia and if I could I would serve you with unwavering loyalty and unconditional love
>>5573039
That tends to be my theme. And what about Ivan? Bring him out, I'll have two pasty white Russian eggs to crack open.
>>5572989
I forgot about that.
>>5573041
...
>cries
>>5573039
>of course, the vodka spills on the table, it couldn't handle another coin after all.
Oh... You lost.
Well ""Ivan"", I told you this was a game specially made for your female form, so my prize is to touch...
>She smash her palm open against your right breast.
THAT!!
Hum... that's it? It barely fits my palm?... Tcch, had you had the nerve to brag about it.
>>5573065
Stop that.
>>5573076
Don't ruin my fun Soviet!
It's just a game between two friends, she doesn't mind I'm sure
>>5573055
Ah, you really are so sweet at times... Soviet, I really do hope you aren't expecting me to love you in that way, it just wouldn't work out the way you expect it to...
>>5573056
Unfortunately, it seems like he couldn't be here today. It seems like you'll have to put half the effort into breaking me, дa? No pressure; take all the time you need~
>>5573065
>Anya swats your hand away, a flustered expression on her face.
H-HEY! Now, listen here! They may not be too large initially, but if you wait just a few more days, they'll be bigger than ever! So weird for me to say that... Either way, they're large, shut up!
Man it's pretty dead
What can we do to pass the time?
>>5573091
KNEES WEAK
>>5573096
arms heavy
>>5573091
Time for vidya
>>5573084
I know but It was worth a shot. Plus part of it is that I am a soldier of Russia that fights for the Motherland
>>5573083
Russia is pure. PURE
>>5573097
THERE'S VOMIT ON HIS SWEATER ALREADY
>>5573084
These things do tend to take time. I have to hand it to you though, I feel like you're gonna be a bit harder than a Zeppian. It won't be any trouble though.
>>5573097
Mums Spaghetti
>>5573091
Talk with the people here?
Hahaha such a wild idea, am I right?
>>5573091
Watch cat videos on YT
>>5573084
AH AHAHAHAH!!
So you plan to stay a girl? Heh, why don't you become a furry too then? A cute furry russian bear girl, it would be nice.
By the way... Sorry Anya, but I couldn't let this slip.
>she opens her left hands, it contain small bits of vodka-filled toilet papers. She was putting them between her thumbs before putting a coin, to absorb the difference. That's what the "rubbing" gesture was about
>>5573100
It's just armless fun, it will not go further than that. I'm not furry porn
>>5573106
>her popcorn bag is nearly finished
Goddman I-no, are you going to start?
>>5573111
>not watching Life of Boris or Alternate History Hub
Okay I have an idea
Ask any question about an avafag you want to know and let the people here try to answer it.
>>5573125
>Not being me
>>5573091
>>5573130
So we doing a shoot interview ?
>>5573100
You really do mean well, Soviet, but it simply wouldn't work... Ah, it was a pun, was it? Because I am a woman, and it is the Motherland...
>>5573106
Perhaps not, but I have a resolve stronger than Russia's winter itself, my friend. It'll be a lomg time before I break, but perhaps you have more experience with this than I do? Hm. Food for thought, as they say...
>>5573122
H-HET! In Russia, the average cup size is larger than D! So your hands are either too big, or something's gone wrong here! And do you see what I mean? You cheated, and now I'm totally embarrassed! Hmph! Just because I'm the largest nation in the world...
>Anya pouts, looking away from you.
>>5573122
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?!
>>5573141
basically, preferably with the avatars currently in the thread so we can actually get an answer
>>5573142
It's all fine. Just wanted to try. Also medium chest is best chest. Not too flat and not to big. Just right
>>5573130
Why is Izaya so desperate for attention?
>>5573154
He is Australian, it is in his blood
>>5573154
Why doesn't Izaya love me?
Uhm...am I late?
>>5573122
Now, who's fun am I doing this for again? Because I'm pretty sure it isn't yours, lapdog. Though, maybe I'll drag it out a little longer to get more of a rise from YOU instead.
>>5573142
As a throwback to what we started with...
>She casually gropes Anya with a smile on her face.
Definitely smaller.
>>5573154
Well, that's a good question buddy... To put it shortly it's because my parents never hugged me or showed any kind of affection to me as a child.
>>5573162
Not at all
>>5573144
Nothing, we were just playing a game. I won, I touched her breast. Big deal, it's not like we didn't go further before, jeez.
>>5573142
You're joking? My hands are super delicate
>imitates a pianist
See?
Ah, don't be like that Ivan, I just wanted to make things interesting for you. You'll look back on that day and laugh you'll see.
>>5573162
Hum... well, it's more than "late" now, Mob....
>>5573165
Lapdog again? You might want to diversify your insults I-no.
And pff just you try, that place made me grow a super thick skin, and if you add fur on top of that...
>finishes popcorn bag
>>5573165
>aims shotgun to your side
Hands off.
>>5573181
Don't do it again
>>5573169
Well that's reassuring. I thought I was here too early, or too late, it's so quiet.
>>5573181
H-huh? What do you mean?
>>5573161
Because you're not a qt anime girl.
>>5573130
Why can't anyone get a date nowadays? People used to hook up and fuck all night when they weren't on the threads.
>>5573187
>sighs
Okay.
>>5573188
The game has long since ended Mob. Unless you were talking about something else.
>>5573152
I know, I know. And my chest size can't exactly be helped, you know. It is not my fault I was born being the largest nation in the world...
>>5573165
...Hmph! I get it, I get it, it's not as large as I boasted it would be, but I'm still quite large! If you expected me to be all flustered because of it, you're wrong there!
>Anya has a blush on her cheeks, crossing her arms after a while.
>>5573181
Maybe someday, but I doubt it'll be soon! And mine are still quite large, just not THAT large, that's all! It wasn't even worth it if I got deceived...
>>5573189
I TRIED, OKAY?
>>5573188
People just come in and get out all the time, you can't actually be late.
>>5573195
It's fine comrade. You can deceive enemy with that.
>pets head
>>5573195
Hmm...
>sighs
Okay, if you want, you can touch mine, it's only fair since I cheated. And I don't mind if it's you, we already kissed after all.
>>5573165
Oh really? Maybe I'll shift my sights to you then?
>>5573187
>She lowers the shotgun barrel with her hand.
Captain Thirst coming around to save his beloved motherland? It's poetic and disgusting at the same time.
>>5573195
If I didn't expect this reaction, I wouldn't have done anything. I'm sure that local commie wouldn't care either way, but his standards tend to be incredibly low.
>>5573146
Alright.
Well let's get this shit going:
How come Fyxe managed to write a good code in only 2 weeks while there are people who are here since more than a year and yet never even wrote one custom event ?
Why does Lenny brand default games as his own ?
>>5573191
They all caught aids. I ain't taking the risk of tainting my perfect genetic heritage with that shit.
>>5573200
WELL TRY HARDER!
>>5573193
I was talking about any game, to be honest.
>>5573202
I see. I can't help but feel like I'm late to something.
>>5573217
I THINK I DID THE WRONG THING, HELP.
>>5573181
>>5573209
>Twice in a row now.
>>5573213
>How come Fyxe managed to write a good code in only 2 weeks while there are people who are here since more than a year and yet never even wrote one custom event ?
Fyxe was motivated to finish it
Maybe Fyxe has a bit more creativity
but mainly, Fyxe was motivated to finish it
>Why does Lenny brand default games as his own ?
He is lazy
>>5573213
Do I have to answer this myself or I should let people try to figure it out.
>>5573209
>still giving yourself (you)$ :^)
You decide, whateer you decide I have plenty of time. Thanks again for the bass btw.
>>5573222
Oh? Well, you're definitely late then.
>>5573230
Pretty much this, I took a break from HG just to do that. Creativity helps too, I won't lie.
>>5573222
Well, you're here now and that's what matters
How are you doing?
>>5573225
... Its perfect.
>>5573206
Ah, Soviet... You really are a sweetheart at times. You'd be a good husband to whoever marries you, I can feel it!
>>5573207
No, it's fine, I can live with it. It just wasn't fair, that's all! Next time, I'm sure I'll be able to beat you at your own game, дa? Maybe next time Anya comes instead of Ivan, since normally, that'd be creepy!
...Okay, fine, I'll do it soon, hold on!
>>5573209
...Okay, you have me there. That's one point for you, then. Of course, I'd be offended by you calling him a commie, but America calls me that all the time, so it doesn't phase me too much anymore. What is next, my friend?
>>5573213
>>5573230
>Why does Lenny brand default games as his own ?
>He is lazy
Bitch where
>>5573243
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>5573252
Well, most of your events are still the default one, but I think the Arena event is pretty cool.
I should probably not call your games full default, they are semi-default
>>5573230
>2016 October
>still complaining about Lenny games
>>5573256
Now edit a picture of Punky to make her into a skinhead
>>5573248
>Okay, do it. Don't mind the filename, it's exceptionnaly open today.
>>5573260
>>5573252
Personnaly, I like Lenny's games, not because they're default of course, but I like the "mood" when he hosts, it's kinda hard to describe it. It's comfy
>>5573239
Well, I had to get close somehow, didn't I? Sometimes you need a different approach.
>>5573248
That's the difference I've noticed anyway. He seems to be stuck in the past, or your past to be exact. Which means we have a living, breathing example of your own failure on site.
>>5573091
Play games, of course.
>>5573273
>>5573248
That wasn't supposed to be a greentext....
>>5573248
If somebody would love me.
>starts pouting
>>5573270
B-But that's effort.
>>5573269
I'm not complaining, I'm glad he hosts, but I'm being honest.
>>5573239
That's a shame. How late was I?
>>5573241
I'm fine, I guess.
>>5573288
You guess?
Oh well, it seems like you just woke up and aren't fully awake yet
>>5573230
Then why does nearly nobody else have that motivation ?
Is it that much of a hassle to write custom scenarios ?
I feel like people think that creativity is a given and isn't something that has to be practiced. That's wrong as fuck. Ideas don't pop out randomly.
>>5573239
Whatever you wish to do lad.
How do you work on your games ? You're someone that naturally likes to use his imagination or is it something else ?
>>5573252
That's the problem Lenny.
You are more than capable of writing your own custom code but yet you subject yourself to hosting the same default thing.
How the fuck can you host all these default games and not get bored of it, especially when you're a guy that could do so much better ?
>>5573282
You don't have to now, but sometime mang.
It'll be tops.
>>5573291
Maybe you're right. I didn't get much sleep last night.
How are you?
>>5573295
Fine. For you.
>>5573299
Me?
Oh, I'm doing great, thanks for asking.
I'm just working on some paperwork
>>5573274
So now you're close, and then?
I feel like you like me and you're just too afraid to admit it. I mean "lapdog" is pretty tame, it could even be a compliment knowing you.
>>5573288
Two hours late at least.
So let's kill time since you're here Mob, how are you? Do you need something?
"Your probes are under attack"
>>5573306
Paperwork?
>>5573273
...Fine.
>Anya hesitates for a second before touching you chest. She blushes, pulling her hand away.
It feels so weird... I guess I'm lucky to have this happen to me, дa?
>>5573274
Perhaps so, but the Soviet Union was one of the greatest periods of time for me - of course, I am biased since I am Russia, but the fact that all of us were living like family for all those years...
...We're not here to be sappy. He's a good man at heart. What else is next, my friend?
>>5573281
One day they will, Soviet. I can assure you that they will one day!
>>5573312
the generator is losing power
>>5573294
I host semi-defaults because I enjoy them.
I already wrote my own code for one of my other avas but I don't like using it because I don't usually get much positive feedback when I do.
>>5573313
Yes, just some paperwork.
>>5573303
>kissus
I actually saw a group of skinheads today... They beat the fuck out of some group from that apex gang.
>>5573327
>You have more avatars?
>>5573339
did you help?
>>5573328
Paperwork on what?
>>5573336
Why don't you?
>>5573315
Thanks. You may could a great wife as well.
>hugs
>>5573340
>not knowing lennys avas
>>5573336
Because I'm the worst person to ever exist.
>>5573339
Seriously? Why?
>>5573336
>Sorry, but I'm honestly just a bit too busy, school, working on turning my code custom, that kind of stuff
>>5573345
Just a few shrine-related businesses I have to take care off.
>>5573349
>I honestly don't
>>5573294
Well I don't think imagination alone is enough, you need to know how the games work first.
So what I did was to dig through the archive searching for "code" "host" "game" "events" and I basically read everything I could.
What I wanted to do was to replicate the "feeling" of Rigginsmania... and basically the feeling lies in "how" you write the events.
Nobody wants to get "severly slices by a sword" if you need to die, at least it must be something like "gets blows the fuck out by a 4th wall breaker punch" something like that.
I studied Rigginsmania a lot for that, so I feel like we kinda have the same wording structure because of it.
Also being the wackiest you can and not limiting yourself to a theme is the way to go. Even if your game is on a island or a wresting stadium, it doesn't mean you can't have sick-ass time travel events.
The only downside is that... fatals are much more easier to write because of that
And always carry a copybook with you, sometimes you just go to a vending machine and it gives you an idea for a cool event, it's nice to write the idea down before it disappears.
>>5573130
I'm here if anyone wants to ask.
>TND
>>5573336
I'm on mobile.
>>5573342
I enjoyed lunch. Then after they were done they came over and had a tea break. When they did that I said good job.
I was with my little sister and my father.
My old man got mad last time I got into a fight while my sister is around.
>>5573351
Because they're some shitty gang around Melbourne that consists of blacks.
They're skinheads do they need a reason to assault blacks? Let alone blacks in a crime gang.
>>5573365
>>5573294
Sorry for the typos and all, I should proofread
>>5573368
how come you pick up new avatars so fast
>>5573373
Why is Melbourne so awful?
>>5573130
>I'm here for questions
>>5573340
>Yup. I don't use that 'post your avas and rate' wallpaper thing or whatever it is as I've never seen a use for it.
>>5573349
>To be fair, they're mostly pretty obscure.
>>5573346
A-Ah! I'm sure I could find someone that can live forever, just like I do... I really do appreciate the good luck, Soviet! One day, you'll sit down with your children and tell them all about Ivan Braginsky, дa?
>>5573315
Pretty lucky yeah, I mean, a lot of anons have tried to do that.
>winks
How did they felt?
>>5573130
I've never been on the other side of this.
>>5573385
Because it's Melbourne.
Melbourne is a shit hole.
>>5573391
Are you such a nice person irl like you are here?
>>5573393
>Colour me suprised, I didn't have a clue.
>but I did know Flamin Yawn is your filler and that stuff
>>5573391
Are you enjoying Butters?
>>5573404
Yeah, but why? And why do people think it's a great place?
>>5573383
I just keep thinking of characters that seem fun to play. Unfortunately, every new ava means less time with all the others, so after one more to make 16, I'm going to stop adding new ones.
>>5573395
Дa. I will tell Lisa.
>>5573391
>slices kym's fucking eye
>>5573307
Now that you mention it, I could use some milk.
>>5573361
I see, I doubt I could help with that. Unless you spoke with my master.
>>5573421
Don't think like that, there are an infinte amount of characters for people to choose. but having to many characters usually means you can't flesh out everyone that well
>>5573307
It could. I'm not going to reveal any secrets. What kind of party planner reveals the surprise?
>>5573315
Whatever you say. I'm sure out of all the people he talks to, he wants to get in the pants of at least half of them.