ERP thread: Give em the succ edition >>5554583 Old thread

Hello

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>>5559633 (Weiss)
What? I was telling ya where it was, no need to be upset....uh....um...Blog? That one's you right?

>>5559714 (Kongou)
(Beautiful, a tear rolled down my cheek! I'm sure Shakespeare would be proud! I just had to run and show her it, but... she ripped it up. Don't worry, though! I made several copies!)

Post fetishes

>>5559876
Is it me you're looking for?

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Card check!

>>5559819
He did some shit things but he's still human man. And fuck. I like him. When he's not trying to destroy everything he makes me feel happy. He's just a kid that doesn't know how to handle relationships. He'll be fine in 2 years.
>>5559867
Yeah.
>>5559871
That aint me starts playing.

I'm gunna go for reals now.

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>>5558958
Dont remind me

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>>5559744
>>5559655

>Weiss scoffs at the introduction. Maybe because she was a tad jealous of the attention Ruby was getting.
>Wait a second...

What is a Prince doing in a place such as this?

>>5559894
Fuck off, Owain

Discord not enough for you?

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>>5559894
Red Guy and hidden characters standing by

Paul LITERALLY did nothing wrong.

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>>5559884

IT'S WEISS

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>>5559887
I want someone to RP as this thing

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RAFAAM is running low on WONDERFUL CARDS for his unique purposes. Can he BORROW yours? Lets CHECK!

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>>5559915
Reminder that avas fuck Owain just to piss people like this guy off

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>>5559894

Hello

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>>5559936

>>5559744 (Rhaegar)
Ray-gar... cool!
>>5559911
Wait, she's right! You're a prince! You wouldn't need to come somewhere like here to get girls.

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>>5559895
This is honestly really disheartening to read. It seems you've made your choice, and a disappointingly bad one, at that. Paul does not care about you. He cares about how you make him feel. He doesn't care about anyone. He uses a real disorder to justify being a psychopathic little cunt, and you're defending that with the idea 'oh he'll grow out of it'. When he next leaks something personal about you because you played video games wrong in his presence, I won't be the first person to tell you 'I told you so', dude.

Wake up. Before you're in so deep you'll never get out.

>>5559952
>avas trying to turn Owain into the next Mecha

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>>5559964
(Aaand forgot image again.)

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>>5559894
.....you win this round strange adorable frog. You and your GREAT CARD.

>>5559952
>huge
2 inches lmao

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>>5559985
Did I do that?

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>>5559933
No I'm Carnage, we've covered this
>>5559906
FROOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>5559972
Mecha, don't waste your time with someone like DMG. They are already in too deep and just repeating a cycle at this point just like Paul.

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>>5559885
(Excellent. We bug the Mary by exploiting her incredible cuteness. She deserves all the fun praise, fellow Kawaii-rrioteer!)

>>5559894
>

>>5559972
He doesn't talk to Paul anymore man. What else you want from him?

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>>5559934

>>5560011
>>5559895

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>>5559911
>>5559964
>>5559979
>A faraway look comes over the young prince's eyes, and he stares off into the middle distance, apparently gripped by some fit of melancholy. His voice is distant and dreamy, but what he says he says with the assurance that it explains everything.
The dragon... must have three heads.

>>5560011
I'd like him to stop encouraging Paul like he seems unable to stop doing.

>>5560004
(Fight on!)

(It's good to see you again, by the way, it's been a long time. I rarely see you anymore!)

>>5559906
No! Lies!
>hugs the fronk

>>5560025
>>5559718
>He tried to be all nice with me and I told him to fuck off until he removed me again. I just didn't add him back.

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>>5559979
(Want to pick up where we left off?)

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[In the name of (you)s I will tame his ass]

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>>5560004

As a new Admiral, I wish to to tap Kongou's Bongos.

>>5559894
I want to plow Ophelia's perfectly consensual aged ass.

>>5559955
I don't want to do anything to Tracer and Joan. One is British and the other is French.

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>>5559887
Gagging on cock is underrated.

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>>5559500
>Her eyes widen at his answer, putting the photo down and getting very close to him, her big chest pressing against his chest, feeling her nipples.

You know where she is!? Tell me!

>>5559996
Watashitachiha sutando Urkel to tatakau hitsuyō ga arimasu

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>>5560011
I'm done with the topic as of that post, either way. Like >>5560002 says, it will go the course it goes regardless of what I say. DMG seemed to put stock in what I say, so I wanted to share my thoughts.

I'll be shutting up now, though. As usual I'm contributing nothing, and that's my own disgusting cycle I need to break. Later guys.

>>5560046
Paul is just misunderstood.

>>5560076
Well, a ching ching nip ding dong to you too.

>>5560030
>>5559964

>Weiss raised an eyebrow, tilting her head as her brain tried to understand the Prince's words.

That explains everything!

>Totally doesn't get it.


>>5559997

OUT.

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>>5559972
That's just wrong though

I'm not gonna fucking argue about it, but that's fucking wrong.

>>5560074
Who is this demon of semen?

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>>5560100

[JUST]

>>5560082
No one puts stock into what you say

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>>5560030
>>5560100
>>5560113
>Ruby scratches her head.
That explains... absolutely nothing.
>>5560054
(Sure)

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>>5560060
Eh? So you're the new admiral they've sent? I didn't know you were a drummer too! What a multi-talented individual! I'm sure we'll get along just fine Admiral...admiral....you didn't say your name yet, that's not fair!

>>5560047
(Been watching too much anime, gaming, or working with no mood to play after)

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>>5560100
>>5560113
>Ssssshhh just roll with it
See this is why I call you and the other one the unfun ones

>>5560109
igawa sakura

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>>5559894
(Yo!~)

>>5560115
(you)

>>5560146
Who's your blue plate special?

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>>5560082
>Hugs

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>>5559894
[Considering picking up another character or two as well.]

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>>5560134

>The seemingly new Admiral crossed his arms in front of his chest. Unlike most of the time, he wasn't wearing his usual armor but instead he was wearing a fancy uniform he "borrowed" from somewhere in the base.

Admiral Rance. I'm the new boss of this place so it would be wise to trust every word of mine!

>His brown eyes looked up and down at her form, flashing a sharp smile at the ship.

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>>5560100
>>5560113
>>5560121
>He shakes his head as if startled that anyone could possibly not understand, and looks back around to the two girls. His sweet voice is practically sing-song as he explains, looking at Ruby as though she's some kind of moron... but ends up leaving things barely less cryptic.
It's... a prophecy. About the way I can save my father's kingdom... and the world.

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>>5560180
(That's good, I think it makes RP more fun when you play different things.)

>>5560174
(I have three Blue Plate Specials today! Fuu, Jeanette, and Applejack!)

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>>5560121
(Alright, for reference Serenity is just entering Ruby from behind, who is leaning forward somewhat and has her arms resting on a table to support herself)

>With a slow, steady pressure, Serenity's girth parts your folds, spreading your incredibly tight insides outward with every half inch. Frequently interrupted by your walls spasming involuntarily, it takes her quite some time to even reach halfway, where she pauses briefly to gauge your body's response

>>5560074
I could certainly tell you where she is, but I want you to do something for me first.
>He would then pause for a bit, only to flash a grin at the woman.
I want you to strip down some, take off that top and skirt of yours. Unless of course you don't want any help finding her.

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>>5560198
>>5560121

So, basically, you are going to save the world by visiting a place like this and talking to girls?
.... That doesn't sound very Heroic at all.

>Said Weiss with a slightly confused tone, scratching her head a bit.

>>5560137

I-I'm not unfun! I-I can be very fun if I try!

>>5559963
>A meek anon looks at that great card in a cold sweat. He's been wanting to ask for that lovely Professor but has had trouble mustering the courage. Butterflies build in his stomach from the nerves, but he's determined to at least try. To just ask politely even if it's not the right fit, content with any answer he gets.
Pardon, is Proffesor Juniper available? Can I ask for something a bit.....unusual?

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Threadly reminder that Virra's mods encourage pedophilia and bestiality.

>>5560204
I think you should leave.

>>5560204
says the cunt who has around 25 different characters and can't play any of them right kek
don't poison the new guy with your shit advice, attention whore

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>>5560198
>>5560239
Yeah, I don't think hitting on girls makes you a hero, and it's definitely not a prophecy.
>>5560218
>Ruby holds her breath as the length slips past her lips, breathing heavily again once it comes to a stop. Her walls continue to quiver around the member.
Th-That's good. Keep going.

>>5560134
(I'm in the same boat. By the time my mood comes around, it's usually dead hours, which doesn't help. Relaxing days though, at least!)

>Actual Kongou bongos

(You're gonna join Mary in the cute brigade at this rate)

>>5560246
But Virra quit for that reason.

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>>5560239
No, no you can not
>>5560212
Go on....

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>>5560256
I like to stick to the manga version of Urkel's character.

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>>5560198
Your babbling about that fucking prophecy. You know what it did, ''Prince Rhaegar''? It threw the Seven Kingdoms into chaos, dishonoured two houses, robbed a 3rd of their liege lord AND his heir. Did I also mention how many died at The Ruby Ford because of your belief in a ''prophecy''? I'll tell you how many, princeling.

>The Blackfish leans forward, angry and full of hatred towards the Valyrian blooded prince

A fucking lot. That's how many.

>>5560082
kys mecha
all you do is circlejerk or meta drama

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Sounds dank. I am in need of a body pillow or body person.

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>>5560292

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>>5560195
>The energetic boat looks at his dress uniform, giving him a thumbs up.
You got it, Admiral New Face! Speaking of, have you seen the old Admiral? He picked me as his secretary ship, so he probably want me to be transferred with him!
>The puts her hands up to her face, making binoculars and giggling as she peered all around him, mostly ignoring the new admiral. She started to walk by, snagging him by the shoulder with a firm hand, the detached sleeve flapping against him as she started to drag him along towards the admiral's office.
I know, you must've seen him before he left, right? Tell me where he went! Show me!

>>5560267
(Nopls, do not want.)

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>>5560315
I got a body bag, that's all I can help you with

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>>5560315
Uh, that was to that guy, yeah.

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>>5559324 (Mei)
The old soldier squeezes her chest as he feels her hand over his, the heat of their bodies mingling as they lie together in a snug embrace, his length trembling against her outsides. He looks at her with tender concern as she admits her inexperience, and plants a gentle kiss against her smooth cheek.
"If it hurts too much to carry on, you just need to say. We will take it easy."
He encourages her to lean forward until the tip of his large cock lies against her boiling entrance, just slightly parting her lips, and gives her a reassuring smile.
"Just lean back as slow as you like. Don't rush."

>>5560180
(Hey marseille, post your discord for me if you made one yet)

https://strawpoll.de/cyb769e

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>>5560246

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>>5560243
>The professor was available, but the Anon would find that out soon enough as the volouptious woman made her way over to him.
I am. What did you wish to ask me?
>She asked with a soft smile on her lips.

>>5560315
I'll be the body person again, if you want. But a massive pillow can't be beat if it's made right.

>>5560256
[You got the wrong person man, that's me.]

>>5560337
She isn't making one at all, Red/Lupin.

>>5560386
>Owain and Lupin's thirst is so great they come into the threads

Wew

>>5560386
Why is that guy so thirsty?

>>5560399
Lupin's looking for a rebound since coffee left

>>5560331
(I'm teasing! It'd ruin the charm of assaulting Mary with it if others joined the ranks. I'll have to play with your Kongou at some point, too, but it's nice to see you around for once!)

>>5560278
He 'quit'. As in he just took the name off of himself.
>>5560346
Already did.

>>5560406
Lupin is lonely in his "refugee server" that no one joined.
Also: >>5560411

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>>5560331

U-Uh? Your Admiral?

>Being dragged away by the British Boat, Rance was unable to contain a small laugh as he accompanied Kongou to the Admiral's office.
>Quickly, he needed to come up with an excuse!

Old Admiral... is in middle of a very important mission! I'm his temporary replacement. I'm sure he'll be just fine~

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>>5560239
>>5560265
>The Prince smiles reasonably, nodding along with their objections.

For a long time I didn't believe it either. I thought that fulfilling prophecy was all about being the hero swinging the great flaming sword to fight back the tides of evil.

>His smile turns a touch rueful, and his sad purple eyes look down at the floor.

I was stupid. I didn't see that even heroes of legend need fathers.

>>5560300
>The Prince regards the black fish of the Tully family with scarce concealed misery, and his nod to him is full of heartfelt woe.

I know what it may cost me. But to save the world, I would do it ten times over.

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>>5560420
Doing God's work

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>>5560265
>Spurred on by your resilience, Serenity plows ahead. Though it takes several minutes, she finally bottoms out in your quivering hole, where she again rests for a short period, allowing your body to adjust to the invader which now forms a visible bulge in your lower stomach.
>Then, true to her word earlier, her thrusts begin. At first separated by seconds, each one ends with a powerful shove of her hips, skin loudly slapping against skin as she rocks your body forwards. Her pace quickens with each pump, which soon ravage your innards over twice a second.

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>>5560246
Obligatory (you)
Doesn't posting stale drama from hours ago get old, anon?

>>5560462
It's not really stale, Virra.

>>5560462
Hi Virra

>>5560420
Kyouko has ownership now

>>5560462
Hi dogfucker.

>>5560358
>The humbled anon gets pretty nervous. Unsure of just how to broach the subject. He just wants to show some respect for the Incredible woman before him, but is unsure how she'd react to his advance. He takes a deep breath, takes her hand and asks.
Juniper, you are a beautiful, talented woman, anyone would be lucky to play with you. And it's alright if you don't want to play with me too, it's your decision. I won't force anything, and I appreciate your time. May,....may I receive a nursing handjob, from such a wonderful, voluptuous professor? The honor would be mine.
>He looks her in the eyes, waiting on her response. Happy to accept any answer she was willing to give him.

>>5560420
>>5560450
It's legal in texas.

>>5560468
It's very stale. But then your world down here moves so slow, it must seem pretty fresh to you.
Congrats on getting a second (You) out of me, nyan.

>>5560489
and he will give it back to Virra, just like last time

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>>5560448
>>5560265

Well, that... That's some weird prophecy, Prince Rhaegar but I mean... I don't really mind.

>Sure, she had her doubts but decided not to be a bitch about it. Well, not to much.

>Get shitposted for a retarded reason all because of your character choice
>Get constantly hounded by a thirsty retard who can't RP for shit to make a discord
>Don't get many replies from interested RPers in general
Being Marseille is suffering
I bet Lupin was one of the niggers who played with her, haha

>>5560517
Hi Miyafuji

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>>5560503
I doubt incest is legal in Texas,Jade

If you all don't like the discord so much, why don't you just make your own?
Oh right, people think the way to make a successful server is for there to be no rules except x person is banned.

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>>5560452
>Ruby winces the whole way down until she feels herself completely filled with demoncock. She begins moaning loudly as soon as the motions start, and by the time they hit full speed, the huntress's face is pressed on the table, leaving a puddle of drool as her tongue hangs out in pleasure.
Hah... hah... ah...
>>5560448
>>5560511
I'm still not following. What about fathers?

>>5560517
>Being Marseille is suffering

That's two avas here who exist just to suffer

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>>5559894

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>>5560556
>5560556
The numbers, what do they mean

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>>5560194 (Lick Anon)

[I was a tard and failed to notice your post, my bad.]

>A soft gasp escaped her breath as the human licked her body. Not only the feeling of his tongue on her flesh was quite pleasurable but also the way he gave her attention. She loved every second it.

Tch... To think weirdos would love this body.
I-It was worth it...

>>5560546
how can it be that autist
it has coherent english

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>>5560448
Then you'd be running out of men stupid or brave enough to follow you by the 3rd time you are going to do this. The Targaryen line is extinguished, with your great-uncle dead at The Wall commanded by Ned Stark's bastard that came to live thanks to you. And your sister is probably dead somewhere in Essos for all I care.

Your ''prophecy'' was a lie, my lord and I'll be damned if I let you plot another ''War of the Usurper'' right here, right now.

>>5560517
I really want to play with the bird but I just don't have time, maybe soon.

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>>5560371
Yeah, I need this comfy in my life.

>>5560548
Honestly ever since only one server was left and everyone grouped around it it's become an easy target for Shitposters here.
Not a good target, but easy.

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>>5560445
Eh? So you're the acting admiral, not the replacement? Well then as his secretary, I'll do my best to help you while you help him!
>She bursts open the admiral's door while dragging him into his main office, pulling him to the admiral's chair before letting go.
Make yourself at home, Temp Admiral Rance! There's still a mound of paperwork he'd left of with for....reasons! He's gotten so behind on his paperwork, you'll help him out, won't you? Don't worry, I'll make you some tea!
>Before he even has a chance to respond, the fast battleship bolts to the door, slamming in shut behind him.

>>5560417
(Hah, well thank you, it's always nice when people finally lay back and have some fun with things. Hope your night is prosperous and fun as well!)

>>5560517
Hi Marseille

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>>5560553
>Losing some control over herself, Serenity breaks rhythm for several particularly powerful thrusts, the final one cracking the wooden table beneath you in two, sending the pair tumbling to the ground. Laying flat on your back, breasts swinging on either side of your head, she continues to pound away with renewed vigor, grunts and moans growing louder with each passing minute.

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>>5560611
*slamming /it/ shut behind /on/ him

>>5560611
(You enjoy yourself, too! Until next time, baker!)

>>5560604
In that case...

Let me lay with you.

>>5560576
(I'd smooch dat fish)

What kicked off the shitposting this thread?

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>lupin made a discord

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>>5560511
>>5560553
>He nods patiently along with the scepticism and the ignorance, his regal features locked into a dreamlike smile as he explains his situation.

It is indeed strange. I would prefer if I were not called to do dishonourable things. But if I am to father a prophecised saviour, I must seek a worthy lady to bear them... wouldn't you say?

>>5560588
>The prince simply smiles, his placid expression having a serene, almost amused tinge to it

But I am not dead. And I never had a sister.

>>5560685
Owain still thinking he's welcome here.

>>5560685
Discord
what else

>>5560685
>what kicked off the shitposting
Name an Ava, or a thread meme. Or anything

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>>5560611

.....
Woah.

>Rance was... Surprised. Surprised by many things such as Kongou's cheer, her energy and the fact that his lie was well-received. Excellent.
>Spinning around the chair for a bit, he glanced at the paper work, taking the one on top before reading it quickly....

Hmmm...

>Three sentences in and he was already annoyed with the paperwork. However, he needed to impress Kongou in one way or another, so... Being the smart fellow he was, Rance decided just to quickly write "YES", "NO" or "NEEDS MORE MINISKIRTS" in every paper he got his hands on.
>By the time the secretary returned, she would find a mound of finished paperwork! Why? Because he was that good, that's why!

Gahahaha! I'm the best!

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>>5560498
>She brought a hand down onto one of her hips as he talked to her. She had heard compliments about her talent and beauty time and time again, not that she didn't like being complimented, it was just something she was used to. The professor already had a good feeling that he was going to ask to do something with her body, she was soon proven correct on that. Tho she did not expect a request like that.
A nursing handjob? That is something I haven't heard someone ask about in quite the long while. I think I would be fine with that.
>She said, flashing a quick grin to him before moving herself over to a nearby couch before sitting down while leaning back into the cushions, leaving her lap open. Once she got herself comfortable, she would gesture him over.

>>5560685
People not fucking in the threads

>>5560685
>Mfw LD rped today and DMG was accepted back

today was good day aside from the discordniggers

>>5560745
>DMG was accepted back
But he wasn't.

>>5560507
Mod here, Virra left as the head of the community. I wouldn't even be able to count all the times he mentioned that the threads were nothing but "High school tier drama". Virra hated how much drama and circlejerking happens in this community and stated it was a waste of their time to deal with the various "People who had the mentality of a 12 year old".
So just like many of our role players. we chased them off again.

Who's the target tonight, lads?

>>5560709
It doesn't seem like Owain tries to cause any trouble, what's the problem?

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>>5560706
>>5560553

W-Wait, so you are here in hopes of finding a girl to woo and impregnate?
All because of some shady prophecy? I-I mean, we're still young! Ruby even more so!

>She hugged her friend, giving Rhaegar a stare.

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>>5560706
>The Blackfish, unsure if he has been drinking too much or dreaming, describes the events of Robert's Rebellion to him. From the tournament at Harrenhall and Rhaegar abducting Lyanna Stark all the way up to The Battle of The Trident and The Kingslayer stabbing the Mad King in the back.

Does all of this amuse you, princeling? You should know that I am known for lacking a sense of humour. And yet here you stand, in a degenerate place, ready to dishonour your ''beloved'' Elia Martell again. The Conqueror would be rolling in his grave if he saw you now.

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>>5560766
Did somebody say 12 year old?

>>5560766
I give him 2 days.

>>5560791
Hi Owain

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>>5560627
>'If she keeps this up, she's going to tear me apart!'
>Those thoughts ring through Ruby's head, but her body refuses to act on them, the feeling too overwhelming. She pants harder with each thrust, walls tighter than ever around the demon's girth.
Haaaaah~
>She cries out as her body shakes in orgasm, her arms giving way and letting her fall further to the floor. Her walls tighten even more as they convulse.
>>5560706
>>5560798
Yeah, I really don't want to be pregnant. Can you find someone else?
>She holds Weiss arms as they're wrapped around her.

>>5560790
The night is still young.

>>5560685
Discord screenshots, Anons that get triggered by Owain's mere existence, and DMG returning into the threads and fishing for (you)s while spitting out plenty of lies.

>>5560790
We kill Carnage

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>>5560803

As a huge GoT and ASoIaF fan, I have to say I love your Blackfish.

>>5560790
virra

>>5560766
>Virra claiming that he's the head of the community
He's a gigantic faggot. Your server is full of faggots. It has done nothing good except create drama from nothing, as well as encourage attention whoring and other assorted nonsense.

He's the only one with the mentality of a 12 year old, incapable of accepting that he is the sole problem.

>>5560805
>It has been 3

>>5560838
I second this.

>>5560737
You would?
>The anons ears perk up, his face gets a bit brighter forming a nervous smile.
Th...thank you professor. You have a big heart.
>It doesn't take him long to notice the busty woman lounging comfortably on a comfortable looking couch. Still a bit scared in anticipation, he musters up some courage to at least walk over and take a seat on those thick, shapely thighs. He gazes longingly at her ample bosom, reaching out with his hands as they stop trembling before her chest. he glances up to her beautiful green eyes and stutters.
M....may I?
(Also young adult or ss? I was thinking ss to go with Juniper's theme)

>>5560855
Kyouko will fix everything then.

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>>5560850
>He didn't get enough screentime in the show and his show appearance is a tad different. But Clive Russel is a good lad.

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>>5560855
>He's the only one with the mentality of a 12 year old

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>>5560667
Nope, too busy leveling.

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>DMG trying to justify himself by saying Paul will be happy if they interact

>>5560803
>>5560706
Just fuck already

>>5560880
Pretty sure you'd make a better admin than Virra. At least you're just a regular child and not a manchild pedophile.

>>5560882
Achievement Unlocked: Wasted A Significant Portion of Your Life Playing Mobashit

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>>5560828
>The vice like grip around her girth combined with your raucous orgasm prove too much for Serenity. Planting either fist into the ground, she bottoms out one final time, bellowing at the top of her lungs as her own climax rocks her body. Hot, viscous fluid paints your insides white, filling every crevice not stuffed with cock, the remainder spewing outward. As the jets of semen fade, Serenity collapses onto your back, practically engulfing your body beneath hers.

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>>5560894
That would be funny if it weren't so sad

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>>5560906
Do I look like a fucking Dornishman or Loras Tyrell to you, faceless one?

>>5560894
>Give baby it's bottle
>Baby doesn't cry
???

>>5560882
>Pulls a chair up next to installation, a palm outstretched on her thigh while he watches the mind numbing grinding going on-screen.

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>>5560232
>She stares away at the anon with a frown, expecting none or less from such a place that smells of sweat and shame.

....I COULD hurt you know. One way to get information and all.

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>>5560877
>Kyouko will fix everything then.
Kyouko is even worse,he can't do shit on his own and is ten time as useless as Virra

>>5560922
Paul is too sociopathic. He still finds a way to throw a tantrum even if he gets what he wants.

>>5560922
M-milkies

I am not a cuck.

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>>5560910
How about I make a discord goys :^)
>>5560922
>Give baby bottle of sweet tasting meth
>Instead of the baby crying it grows mentally unstable and if the bottle is taken away it starts breaking shit
Fixed that for you.

>>5560961
I laughed way to fucking hard

>>5560919
I've never seen that gif and I thought it was the one of him laughing

now I'm depressed too

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>>5560798
>>5560828
>He looks at the pair inquisitively, face crinkling in an amused smile.
And yet not too young to come to a place like this. I find that... interesting. But if you are certain I will trouble you both no more.

It's a shame. You are both rather beautiful.

>>5560803
>The Prince frowns, accepting the criticism of the black fish. It doesn't seem like he relishes anything the warrior tells him, but neither does it seem to sway him.

Elia... I regret her part in this most of all. We made vows. But my wife understands the importance of what I do.

>>5560972
Do it fucker

>>5560958
It's simple. We rape the Paul.

>>5560972
DO IT

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>>5560734
>And return she did, to door swinging wide and smacking into the wall next to it as the British boat brought through a serving platter of snacks and tea, all the dishes clattering from the force she swung herself around through the doorway.
Admiral Rance the tea and snacks are-
>She looked at the desk and tipped the platter forwards, letting her bolt towards him with it. She smacked it down on the desk and started through checking his paperwork.
-served! One moment, I just need to check these.
>She rifled through them. In one small gap of time, he'd gone through all the proposals that the admiral had been stalling. "Yes" on Ship x Ship relationships, "Yes" on Ship x Base personnel, "No" on mandatory undergarments, the question about how to raise base morale fixed with nothing more than "Needs more miniskirts"...Truly, this was a wise man.
Y-you got through all of them? Even the...
>She flipped through, looking at the paper she'd hidden inside the Admiral's stack. A marriage license. "Yes" and Admiral Rance's signature next to it.
...No! No No No! Did you even READ what you signed?! BAKA!
>She slapped the paperwork against his face.

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>>5560877
>This delusion
Not gonna happen. You've got what, 10+ mods or something? I don't think any of them do jack shit aside from Jiro and Jinx, the former left due to your insanity.

Seriously, just delete the fucking server. It's done nothing but cause problems and encourage actual illegal behavior like pedophilia and bestiality.

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>>5560981
>>5560828

T-Thank you, you're not half bad too.
But I don't think we're worthy to bear your heir.

>Weiss cleared her throat.

I mean, I know I am being a member of the Schnee family but Ruby is still way too young and inexperienced!

>>5560986
Rape Paul so him and DMG can have something in common.

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>>5560985
>>5561002
N-o spells no.
With Aliciana Discord, Virra Discord, Lupin Discord, Anon Discord and LD Discord we already have more than enough.

>>5560927
>He let out a nervous laugh as he heard her comment.
I'm sure you could. But by the time you get the info out of me, she might just be someplace else. So wouldn't you rather do what gets you what you want to know the fastest?

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>>5560336
She held her hands on his shoulders so she could use them to stable herself, slowly pushing herself up and smiling at the reassuring words he gave her. She felt the very tip of his head press up against her entrance, and she took a few seconds to calm down her fluttering, pounding heart. It was then that Mei, after giving him one soft kiss, slipped in the tip, head, and an inch or two more in. She let out tiny noises and moans against the side of his neck, breathing hotly into it before she continued.

>>5560965
Ok Jiro/Mecha

>Mecha trying to talk sense in to DMG has literally broken him
Does anyone who know him know if he's dealt with someone like Paul IRL? He has a serious hate boner for him.

>>5561024
>Deletes discord
>Same people come to the thread and just shitpost thread avas instead
>Owain and his gaggle of fucks run around shitting in the thread even more
sounds good

>>5560965
Jiro?

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(What would the thread like today?)

>>5561024
Welcome to 4chan

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>>5560912
>It takes a notably long time to catch her breath after such a climax. When she does, she crawls forward a bit, letting the demon's softening cock fall out of her and a puddle of cum form on the floor. She then rests back down, her head now right under Serenity's.
That was... crazy...
>>5560981
>>5561025
Yeah, I'm not just going to let someone make me pregnant, even if he's a prince. I mean, there are lots of girls here. You've got more options.

>>5561070
Mecha said he lived two people that had a relationship like DMG and Paul's. It just hit him to close to home.

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>>5560981
About Elia..did I mention what happened to her? And your children..Aegon and Rhaenys, I believe? How Gregor Clegane, a man with as much honour as a Tyroshi sellsword, a man who is a kinslayer, a man you knighted yourself..Aye, what he did to them...The wife should not suffer for the sins of her husband..nor should the children either.

But Clegane didn't care. he was a mad dog. A knighted mad dog. I am sure he thoughts of you fondly as he smashed your children's skulls against the walls of The Red Keep. I am sure he was very gently to your LATE-wife when he raped her, the blood of your children still on his hands.

She did not suffer long. One swing of the Mountains greatsword made sure of that.

I hope you are proud of what you did in MY Westeros, princeling. I will not allow you to do it again.

>>5561070
He said around two days ago that he knows a couple IRL who do this back and forth shit like Paul and DMG.

>>5561078
Let it go

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>>5561037
>Tfw the good discord is unknown to people in the threads
>>5561072
Good, burn the threads down. They need a reset.

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>>5560911
>clearly playing a mmo
>shitpost about moba
Never waste your time replying to me ever again.
>>5560923
>Punches in the gut and pushes him over.
Stop that, both the touching and watching. Both of those annoy the hell out of me.

>tfw a skunkgirl will never tie me up, sit on my face and force me to breathe in her stink while milking my cock

Life is suffering

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Do I become popular by being a great typefucker, or do I become a great typefucker by being popular?

Honestly I just want to skip ahead to the 'as soon as I post people get pissed stage'

>>5561106
>The Loremaster shitpost-the-threads discord

>>5561106
Nobody cares about your poke-shit, Lore.

>>5561110
Hi Tomoko.

>>5561070
He just has more than meta reasons to hate Paul.

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>>5561070
I don't know much about Mecha aside from memes desu. I should probably fix that.

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>>5561110
Grrrrrr I am mad that you posted! Better?

>>5561110
Fun fact: It's best to avoid the spotlight

>>5561108
stinky winkies

>>5561110
FFVIII was shit

>Start to lurk and fap on these threads months ago
>People had less and less actual sex in the threads
>Discord shitpost everywhere

Thanks guys.

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>>5561123
>>5561124
>Tfw anons blame literally everything on like three or four boogeymen
>Tfw I can pretend to be any of them and they'll never guess it right
>>5561110
Don't become popular since you'll just get a bunch of manchild anons on your ass. I'd rather have one good roleplayer than four shitty ones.

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>>5561090
>Planting a soft kiss behind your ear after you crawl forwards, Serenity responds with a light laugh.
We're glad we were able to catch your eye so easily. We'll be doing this much more in the coming days.

>>5561066
>>5561074
>friendzoned by Ragyo
>betrayed by Alpha
>nearly mindbroken by Tsuyu
>cucked by Fronk/Mecha/Lore out of Jinx
>a mod in a shitty server filled with attention whores and shitposters
>a favorite target for shitposting for playing nothing but heterosexual male avas
>a new Sonico that is guaranteed to not want to do anything with Nibbles or him in general for obvious reasons
>left the Discord because he couldn't cut it in the rat race

Being Jiro is suffering

>>5561145
I'm flaccid now.

>>5561162
nice copypasta

THE MOST SLUTTY OF SLURPS

>>5561107
>Falling out of the hair, he gasps and clenched his shirt firmly for but a few moments, recovering and replying to his abusive friend.

I'll be here on the floor, then.

>>5561106
>Fucking Pokemon isn't bestiality
>Fucking My Little Ponies isn't bestiality
>Fucking Yordles isn't pedophilia
It's all a gateway drug

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>>5561162
Jiro had a hard life

>>5561178
Post it.

>>5561182
chair

god dammit

look what you've done

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>>5560876
(I'd say ss. Sounds more fun then something with a young adult. )
No need to thank me boy, just next time, try not to beat around the bush so much.
>She said with a laugh before waiting for the young male to hop onto her lap. Her skirt was quite soft and so were her thighs, providing a pretty comfy seat for the boy, possibly even comfier then the couch she was sitting on. Her eyes peered down to his chest as she noticed those hands reaching out for her chest. However, before he could even touch them, her hands would grab onto the bottom of her tank-top, only to tug it up and off, putting her breasts almost on full display for the boy with her bra being the only thing keeping them covered and in place.
Go right ahead. Hope you don't mind that I already started to strip down some. That thing can get quite tight sometimes.

>>5561070
He's almost as much of a drama queen as Paul

>>5561110
Be a Male Ava
Join the discord
RP anywhere
Enjoy your free (you)'s

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>>5561011

>Truly, a genius indeed. Even if he had no idea about it. Clearing his throat and taking the marriage certificate of his face, he frowned at Kongou before reading said piece of paper.

Geez, calm down! Of course I read it! Did you see what I wrote on i-

>The word "Marriage" and the fact that his signature was on it made Rance skip a beat. He was a man of many women but not a single one! He was in deep trouble now!
>Clearing his throat and with a pair of nervous hands, he reached for some tea... And downed it in a single sip.

I... I....

>He couldn't blow his cover either! Everything was going so smoothly!

I... I do mean it! You are by far the most beautiful and wonderful ship in this base. I knew I had to do it!

>"I'm screwed" he thought.

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>>5561047
>She frowns, glaring at the anon. He was right but how would she know he would keep his promise?

How am I going to trust you to keep your word?

>>5561078
No clothes
Falco only
Final destination

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>>5561196

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>>5561025
>>5561090
>There is another patient, smiling, dreamy nod.
You are free to refuse. You approached me, after all, and I am not some monster to kidnap or rape a girl.

>>5561100
>It's strange. There is a peculiar calm about the prince, but as Brynden rants on, his violet eyes take on a steely glare and he draws himself up to his full height, a flash of madness taking hold of him.

And I should be held responsible for the maddened actions of traitors, murderers and rapists? You hold no claim to any part of Westeros, second son.

Blaming me for the actions of mad dogs is like blaming the wind for the swaying of the boughs in a godswood! That the wind blows might cause the leaves to shake, but does it dictate to the leaves? Does it position them like some director of a cut-rate stage production?

It is a force of nature! It will blow regardless!

And you have no RIGHT to lecture me, because if all you say is true, you are the son of a repugnant house filled to the brim with vicious traitors and reprehensible scum of the worst order!

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>>5561193
>Yordles
>Not understanding the appeal of shortstacks

>>5561110
i think you have to do the former, but don't hold me to that

>>5561110
Unironically play as Cloud. That is the perfect way to get hate. Oh, and you have to play him straight or you won't get as much hate as possible.

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>>5561285
>Shortstack
>Generic anime girl proportions
come on anon

>>5561215
>Rance getting caught in his own plan, only to likely bail on his potential marriage partner right after sex in his state of panic to not be tied down.

Might as well be in one of the games itself, perfect. It probably already is though.

>>5561294
Doesn't even have to play him straight, nobody would care anyway.

S T I N K Y
P E N I S

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>>5561304
You're right, here's a better image.

>when the GoT RP is more interesting than anything else in the thread

>>5561233
KEK

>>5561285
>Lore tries to pretend it's not him when people call him out because 9/10 it is him
>continues to post that are dead giveaways besides his shitposting
Go to f-list please and stay there.

>>5561320
SLUTTY
S L U R P

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>>5561323
(Good.)
(Short stacks are love.)

Imagine being so offended by one comment by a french weathergirl you stop filming a show, leave the studio, get into your chauffeur driven car, take it all the way back to the hotel, get your publicist to cancel all your interviews, cancel all signings and autograph and fan meets, cancel all appearances with your co-star too, book a ticket back to america, get on the plane the very next day and leave the country and get back home and go to Subway in LAX and order two 2 footlong meatball marinara subs and then get driven back home while eating one of the subs to then call up Brad Pitt only to hear him beating his black and asian children so you put the phone down and finish the rest of the other sub and call Pizza hut instead who is just listed as The Hut in your cellphone to order a Jonah Special and when your agent calls you wondering what the fuck happened you tell him all about the french woman who said she'd rather have sex with Leonardo Dicaprio than you and so you left the entire country and crossed an ocean just to get away from her.

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>>5561284

I do appreciate your kind words and your niceness, Prince Rhaegar.
And while becoming mothers isn't exactly our priority...

>Weiss approached the Prince, kissing his cheek.

I wouldn't mind warming your bed one of these night.

>>5561090

Isn't that right, Ruby~?
He is handsome after all!

>>5561317
Unless someone played him as a trap who wore dresses and whatnot then you got a point. Has everything you'd need to piss off Anons.

>>5561204
(I can see that)
>The little anon just watches in awe as the buxom older woman strips down for him. That heavy white coat sliding off those slender shoulders, soon followed by a pink tanktop hitting the floor two. The young anon looks intently upon the motherly proffesor's full breasts, clad only in a bra. He'd never experienced anything like this so young, he could feel his passion and thirst swell inside him but he wasn't sure how to act upon it
Yeah, it looked very tight.
>Out of curiosity and desire he just places his small hands on her huge tits. They barely get a good grip as he just kneads and squishes them around, getting a feel for the shapely mounds. They felt incredibly firm and plump for her age, not that her age was at all unappealing.
Wow.....they feel so amazing Juniper. You've never done this? Because I....I'm sure you must be good at it.

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>>5561182
Good, stay there.

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>>5561342
Hell yeah motherfucker. Too bad they fall dangerously close to the retarded 'no loli' rule, unless you have pictures with the thicc proportions.
>>5561331
All I did was chime in to call someone a stupid faggot for not liking one of the greatest body types known to mankind, you stupid faggot.

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>>5561294
>Cloud
I don't even hate the character. Well I didn't, not until he became 5.99 bullshit.

>>5561363
Just don't step on me when you get up. Unless you want to. Be gentle with me.

>He sprawls out, staring at the ceiling while throwing the occasional glance to the pale girl.

>You can kill a dog legally
>You can starve a dog legally
>You can beat a dog legally
>But if you lay on all fours and let your dog have a nut using your body all of a sudden you're disgusting
It doesn't add up

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>>5561316
He has little loyalty.

>>5561343
Give this guy a medal for most uninteresting run-on sentence ever

>>5561224
You're just going to have to. Unless of course you can think of anyone else around here that has seen that woman.
>He said as he peered around some before looking back to her.

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>>5561161
>Ruby lays her head down, her cheek resting against the floor as she gives a nervous laugh.
Much... more?
>>5561284
>>5561350
Oh yeah, I would definitely do you if you don't give me kids.
>She gives a reassuring thumbs up.

>>5560576
(I tarded too and missed your reply here!)

>he loses himself in passion of it, trailing kisses right around every sweaty inch of her taut torso, his fingers tug at her trousers, and slowly drag them down, as he subtly makes a trail of those lavishing kisses and licks around her flank, til he's right behind her to see the glorious reveal that follows

So this is why you worked so hard on your body? For dirty perverts like me?

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>>5561215
>She started to pace back and forth, chewing at her nails. The one non-Admiral gear in her mind turning frantically at the situation, she just kept muttering the same thing over and over.
What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do?
>She screeched to a halt at his last words, he heart hitting the floor.
You did WHAT?! YOU MEAN YOU READ IT AND SIGNED IT ANYWAYS?!
>She started to shake, seeming about ready to burst as her face turned red.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY ADMIRAL! AHHHH! I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN YOU BEFORE, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!
>She started to panic, shaking in front of him.
This is all happening so fast! It was the perfect plan, surprise the admiral, and then you....you....you...
>She falls to her knees and begins to sob, crying and flailing her arms around.
You messed everything up! waaaaahaaaahahahaaaa.... Idiot! Jerk! Asshole!

>>5561408
What third world country do you live in where any of those first three are legal?

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>>5561284
>The Blackfish, not in the least intimidated by his de-facto future king from another era, closed the distance between him and the Dragonprince, looking him straight in the eys to match the hot fire in his.

You are the one that ignited Westeros in civil war. You are the person that ten of thousands of hapless peasants sons followed because they had to. And what justice is there to have the sons of Steffon and Rickard Baratheon brought to The Mad King just because he DID NOT LIKE THEIR FATHERS, BOY?!

I have all rights to lecture you, boy. I fought besides your father at the Stepstones. Say what you want, but he took his vows serious at your age. No king is beyond reprisal, least of all the spawn of a lunatic, born out of ungodly incest!

Have you learned nothing from sniffing old, dusty tomes in the citadel with your royal nose? Here's the reality - If you kept your prick in your smallclothes, Brandon Stark, Rickard Stark, Lyanna Stark, Aegon Targaryen, Rhaenys Targaryen, Elia Martell and ten of thousands sons of farmers, merchant, carpenters, blacksmiths, fishermen and The Seven know what else would still be alive!

The Seven, The Old Gods, Even the fucking Drowned God. If there is a god, I hope they punish you for what you are about to do again.

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>>5561444
>Steffon Baratheon and Rickard Stark.
>It's late.

The ultimate way to make people hate you here:
>Play a male Ava
>Play a character from the same serious as another popular Ava
>Name your posts in a way where people think your Paul
>Brag in a way to where people think you are Owain, but to make sure, add allot of filler in your posts to be bordering on the text limit
>Use discord and say it's better then the threads

Anything i'm missing?

>>5560212
How are they Blue?

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>>5561350
>>5561424
>The Prince smiles kindly and shakes his head gratefully at the girls

You are both very kind and i'm sure you will make many men here very happy.

But there is no way I could lie with either of you without a greater purpose in mind. Genuinely, I wish you all the best.

>>5561503
If they were green, they would die.

>>5561495
Talk shit about anons.

>>5561495
Exist in some tangible way? Lots of Avas have been getting hate and (you)s outside the usual stable. The Shitposters are whole hog now.

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>>5561395
I bet you're hoping for that to happen.

>>5561533
Can we team them up and make them a wrestling stable? We can call it The Blue Day

>>5561538
This. I do all of these things and it's hilarious.

>>5561565
I'll admit nothing.

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>>5561049
(I am really sorry to do this, but i've been staring at my screen for a while now and no words are coming out. It might be late, or the long break might have broken my flow, I dunno, but i'm wrecked. Continue sometime?)

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>>5561539
Preeettty much this. The trolls are starting to lose the attention of those who they used to feed on because the ones who cared got smart enough to leave. Just keep ignoring and RPing and eventually they'll look elsewhere until we're tantalizing again.
Speaking of, anyone want to RP with anyone on my card?
>>5560556

>>5561585
We know Lore

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>>5561432

>While Rance didn't approve of marriage since he wasn't the kind of person who would like to be attached to a single woman, he did n't like the rejection vibes he was getting from the British Boat.
>Frowning, he stood from the chair and jumped over the desk, standing right in front of the sobbing Kongou.

H-Hey! Think of it as getting the wrong Christmas present! I mean, it isn't exactly what you wanted but you still got something... And who knows? Maybe it's better than the original present!

>The man crouched right in front of Kongou and reached for her hands, holding them together with his own, in an attempt to cheer her up because a sad, crying Kongou is no good.

I'll promise you I'll be the best Admiral ever and...

>Rance struggled to come with the next word, something he never expected to say because of his nature as a manwhore.
>Alas, poor Rance.

... H-Husband. Yeah!
Now stop crying and cheer up... It's an order... As both your Admiral AND your husband.

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>>5561589
I'll take that as a yes, perverted faggot.

>>5561619
>can't play with pixie but offers to hi five it for preaching the truth.

>>5561641
All I'm saying is, attention from you is good attention.

>>5561619
or you could find somewhere better to roleplay entirely

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>>5561520
>>5561424

Awwww...

>Weiss returned to Ruby, hugging her arm.

Well, I guess tonight I'll just bother my friend Ruby~
Thanks a lot, Rhaegar. Good luck with that!

>>5561663
Such as?

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>>5561357
>She had been wearing a thin white top with her bra partially visible through it which could of easily made it mistaken for another color. The purple laced bra she wore clung tightly to her large mounds, keeping them in place while giving them a bit of extra oomph. Despite how her bra clung to her chest, it felt quite thin while even seeming to struggle against her breasts a little. But one if not both of those things would become apparent the moment his small hands started to grope and knead away at her mounds.
I have had people lick and suck on them plenty of times before, but I never had anyone want to nurse from them before.
>She was also quite experienced when it came to handjobs, but he would find that out soon enough. Possibly sooner then he expected as one hand of hers was already starting to undo a button and soon the zipper on the boy's shorts. Seemed she wanted to remove them already,

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>>5561495
>From the same serious
>better then the threads
I think number 4 is going to be a bit hard for you, champ.

>>5561619
I would but I have to be up early tomorrow, so sorry.

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>>5561709
>>5561644
Thanks for the interest, Add me at Ribbon#5607 and we can do something if my schedule isn't filled to the 9s tomorrow.

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>>5561520
>>5561675
Sorry that we couldn't get you what you wanted, Ray-gar.
>yawn
I need to go and get some sleep, actually. Nighty night, Weiss!
>She gives her friend a big hug before stepping out the door.
(Sorry, gotta pack it in. See ya tomorrow.)

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>>5561444
>There is a deep, frustrated sigh from the silver-haired prince, none of the steel leaving his eyes as the black fish of house Tully tries to cow him with tales of the horrors of war and browbeat him with childish insults.
>He grits his teeth and tries to educate the man.

I did nothing of the sort. Everything you claim to hate about me can be lain squarely at the feet of the impotent rage of a womanising lout whose brutish whoring left him distant from a woman who deserved much, much better than what he had to offer.

My father, our King, suspected that the lords of the realm were plotting his downfall - and given the tale you relate he was not mistaken. He was right to ask for hostages to prevent the conflict from escalating, but brutal warmongers denied him in order to see blood shed.

The Gods will know the truth of all, and if I stand before them tomorrow I will have no fear, because in my heart I know that I did the right thing at every turn.

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[Is Mechanic anon here yet?]

>>5561495
>>5561697
>Tfw you just realize you put serious instead of series
At least I fucked up with that joke post instead of something else.

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>>5561423

Tch...
>She blushes at his stance, she could just find someone else but the Kunochi is left with no choice.

....Fine.

>She backs away, slowly lifting her shirt, her breasts bounce as they are free from her shirt. Sakura's chest was still in her bra; with her face still tinted red, she places her shirt down.

There...Happy?

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>>5561772
Is it beer fest already?

>>5561696
Wow really?
>The young anon asks you quite innocently despite his lewd position on your lap, resting on those luxurious thighs. He looks up at you with big eyes as he holds your breasts, barely contained by the purple lace as he massages them. He begins to grow more eager listening to all the things the lovely older woman let all those others do to her. He pushes her breasts together in their bra, they pleasingly bounce up and present to him. He doesn't notice yet, but he begins to tent in his trousers. The woman's hands making quick work to start to free his budding cock.
I...I'm ready now Juniper! G...Go ahead
>To unskilled and bashful to know how to unhook a bra, he just looks up into those big green eyes with a blushing face. Awaiting the skilled temptress to free both her sex and his for the moment. Placing his small hand on the one she had his lap to encourage her.

>>5561603
[Yeah, I'm crashing from the overload I took on yesterday, so we're both kinda struggling--]
[I'm actually gonna get off the threads for the rest of today. I'm gonna leave my discord here:
Ariela Newt#2529 ]

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>>5561637
>She kept sniffling as she tried to stay her teary eyes. She looked back at him, tears still welling in the corners of her eyes.
Y-you're right...we've made our bed, now we have to lie in it! A horrible plan of deception only makes matters worse!
>She hops to her feet quickly, pulling his hands and almost knocking him from his position. Burning determination flood her eyes.
We'll just have to make the best of it. You'll be the best admiral and husband, and I'll strive to be the best secretary and wife! Done deal!
>Her hand leaves his and points out the window, his crouched position giving him a sneak peek at pure white pantsu as the skirt flaps from the movement triumphantly.
Between us, we will be the best combo, end the war with the abyssals, and manage to bring peace for everyone! Then all the shipwaifus will be free to partake in their own romantic endeavors as I have!
>She bends down, kissing him on the forehead. She seems to bounce back fairly quickly.
Thank you admiral Rance! Now, is there anything I can do for my new husband?

>>5561690
Anywhere but here

>>5561905
Each passing month, this statement feels more and more accurate.

>>5561790
>His eyes instantly dropped down to her chest as she started to slowly lift up her shirt. But once she put her shirt down, he would peer up to her reddened face.
Not really, I did say I wanted you to strip. Not just flash me your huge tits.
>He was quite happy to be able to get a peek at her chest despite what he said, but he wanted more.