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ERP Thread: Punk in Drublic Edition Previous: >>554869

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ERP Thread: Punk in Drublic Edition
Previous: >>5548694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bneGQhUNEGM
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delete this thread
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Nth for sleep.
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FIRST FOR EVERYONE IS LOVELY
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>>5554607
FUCK
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SECOND VERSE
SAME AS THE FIRST
A LITTLE BIT LOUDER AND A WHOLE LOT WORSE
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>>5554583
What is that disgusting thing?
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>>5554583
If I have to tell you to delete a thread one more fucking time....
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>>5554618
THIRD VERSE
SAME AS THE FIRST
JUST LAST NIGHT
I WAS REMINDED OF
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I am not a cuck.
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>>5554250 (Serenity)
I...I don-
>The Doomslayer's lips are filled with the demoness' muscle, feeling it probe every feature of her mouth. She attempted to force her out, pushing against Serenity's tongue with her own, but it only seemed to drive the succubus' assault further, her Hellish saliva coating Flynn's cheeks.
M-Mmmf...Please...
>There seemed to be tears welling in the corner of her eyes, combined with the stream of blood trickling down her front, staining the crotch and legs of her armor a dark red color, and the purple woman's attack against her face.
>>5554329 (Reinhardt)
>The veteran's bear hug clamped around Flynn's muscular frame, but she didn't seem to be bothered by it all. The grasp would've crushed the spine of anyone weaker, but her back seemed to resist quite well.
Ah, ah...You must be getting stronger, I almost felt that!
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Reminder that Owain is Burchard/Collin
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>>5554639
Oh shush we had enough of that last thread.

This one is for lewding and being excellent to eachother
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are there any yoshi players

haha
ha
;_;
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>>5554654
Sky
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>>5554629
You sure are, Jiro!

>friendzoned by Ragyo
>betrayed by Alpha
>nearly mindbroken by Tsuyu
>cucked by Fronk/Mecha/Lore out of Jinx
>a mod in a shitty server filled with attention whores and shitposters
>a favorite target for shitposting for playing nothing but heterosexual male avas
>a new Sonico that is guaranteed to not want to do anything with Nibbles or him in general for obvious reasons
>left the Discord because you couldn't cut it in the rat race

Being you is suffering!
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>>5554629
t. Cuck

>>5554649
t. Owain
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>>5554536 (Ruby)
>The meaty length spasms dangerously as Serenity's thrusts grow faster, eventually driving her to pull herself from your lips with a loud pop, though a strand of saliva still bridges the gap between her cockhead and you. She pants lightly, grip loosening, one hand stroking your head affectionately

That was a good start, but so much remains dry!

>She takes a step forward, allowing the wet portion of her shaft to drag across your face, till your lips rest near the base.

You'll have to wet it from the outside if we're to have any luck stretching you out properly.

>Serenity
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>>5554656
who
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>>5554674
Sky Williams
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>>5554657
Punished "Venom" Jiro when?
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>>5554627
Being happyy
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>>5554688
ha ha


no but pls
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>>5554598
A test? Well, I'm practically a god, so that'd be no problem~

>>5554609
I look sexy, that's what! Have you even fucked in this decade?
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post overrated avas
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>>5554710
everyone
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>>5554671
Oh, right!
>'I was just starting to get the hang of it, too...'
>She holds her tongue out as she slides her lips from the base to the tip and back again, getting her saliva all over the length as she anticipates the length inside her. Eventually, the demon's tool is soaking wet, and Ruby backs her head up to see her work.
Now what?
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>>5554710
Oh boy...
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>>5554710
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>>5554710
Here we go again.....
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>>5554710
Iowa
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>>5554710
That new strike witch is legitimate shit
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>>5554583
Fat Mike ava when?
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>>5554634
>Stabs
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>>5554710
see
>>5554823
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>>5554710
>so desperate to create more e-drama

Desist.
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>>5554710
Me.
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>>5554780
>knife gets bounces off armor
Wot?
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>>5554766
All strike witches are legitimate shit.
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>>5554753
>>5554766
what did these two do
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>>5554703
Yup~! Tits can look great and all, but they're worth nothing if they don't feel nice and comfy, y'know? So maybe if you two could... well... make this guy feel good~...

>The man pointed at the growing, twitching bulge on his blue pants.

...I can determine who wins the Annual Goat Tits contest!
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>>5554329 [Reinhardt]
[Sweet! I'll continue from the last post]

After their make out session was over, there was a faint snail trail between her mouth and his own, and she used a finger to break it, looking embarrassed by it. She heard the hitch in his breath, accompanied by the rod pressing into one of her inner thighs only a few seconds later.
Her gaze fell down, and then jerked back up to his face. That same shy smile was on her face.
"You're already really..ready."
Her breath came out in a shaky cloud, and Mei felt her arms rubbing against his form for a second, feeling how hot to the touch he was.
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>>5554634
>He chuckles, hugging Flynn to his chest. It was a while since anybody had told him that he seemed like he was getting stronger, and he enjoyed the kindness behind the lie - holding the embrace in place for a good while, but allowing his grip to slacken a little
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MILKY
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WILKY
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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SLURP
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Meeeooowww
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>>5554807
Delete this.
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SKEET SKEET
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>>5554878
cute cat
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>>5554878
BIG FAT CAT TATS
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>>5554878
>Sprays with a water bottle
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>>5554884
MU FUCKAAAA
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>>5554883
Hi Miyafuji
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>log into old soundcloud account to listen to based King Crimson
>notice a list of likes and comments
>"haha i better look at this stuff, darn, me from last year was a cuck! this'll be a good laff!"
>look at comments
>it's a bunch of "LOL WTF OHMYGOD STOP XD" comments on undertale mashup songs
>look at my likes
>apart from my recent likes on King Crimson and El Huervo songs it's all Undertale cancer
>look at my collections
>"Anime Music", "No Anime Allowed", "Undertale"
Rev up those friers cos I sure am ready to dunk my head in one of them and torture myself for my past sns.
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>>5554883
I would if it wasn't true.
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>>5554733
>The glorious appendage shines in the light, now thoroughly coated with your saliva, drops irregularly splatting onto your cheeks as it looms over you. Smiling down at you, Serenity gestures for you to rise to you feet

>>5554634
>Temporarily satisfied, the demoness pulls her head back, an armistice to her oral assault. She pauses for a brief moment to relish in the sight of the defeated marine, body decorated with tears and blood. Then, her brutish arms twist you around, and slam your chest forward into a wall, pinning your face sideways against it. She lines up her extra appendage with the entrance resting between your legs, and barely starts to apply pressure, hinting at the sheer size of the girth which will soon be splitting you in half.
Please? We thought you were a proud slayer of demons, not a begger.

>Serenity
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>>5554896
How do i unsubscribe from your blog
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>>5554894
It's been a LONG time since I've seen you post her.

Let me do you.
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YUMMY
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>>5554914
You don't. There's no getting off this wild ride.
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>>5554917
It's been a long time since I've posted anything besides building, nigga.
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>>5554895
Miyafuji would have written a few paragraphs on the topic.
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>>5554822
Well, it's not much of a competition, my rack is a hell of a lot better than my mom's saggy old tits!

>Where did lore go damnit
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>>5554896
Hi Mecha
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>>5554932
Are you feeling better today, at least?
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>>5554703
"Oh boy, look who it is."
"Asriel herself! And with a nice rack upgrade to boot."
>Chara had his eyes locked on that chest, it seemed he enjoyed how much it jerked with every breath and step.
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[Also if the two who wanted Mawile and Kuro are still around, I'm still here]
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>>5554945
Ye
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>>5554944
spicy meme, send it to the polio ridden teens
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>>5554780
What device were you posting from you little shit?
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>>5554808
Just ignore it.
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>>5554934
Where the fuck have they been?
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Good morning anons
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>>5554906
Alright!
>She quickly hops back up, feeling more confident now that the demon seems to be pleased. She looks back down at the soaking dick before up to Serenity's eyes.
You're gonna rail me, aren't you?
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>roleplaying on an imageboard
can you get any more desperate rofl
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>>5554970
I wanted the latter but I don't think i'm getting home anytime soon. Hopefully i'll catch you around soon.
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>>5554996
You wasting time and energy to bitch.
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>>5554802
God dammit, Chef.

>>5554975
Don't bully me, Silica.
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>>5554971
Good. I was a bit worried.

Don't play dota today.
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>>5555005
Heresy.
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>>5554943
Well, that's a winning personality right there!

But, can you prove it..?

>The sly anon said, unzipping his generic pants to release his erection out in the open.
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>>5555005
>>5555005
No one fucking cares.
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>>5554972
>>5555005
Fuck you. Where's puking goose when you need him. Hoppo you fag.
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> Armstrong became a discord nigger
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>>5555005
Hi Reddlt
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>>5555023
Wasn't doto, don't really feel it at the moment, playing stupid mmo shit.
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>>5555039
ye.
>>5555047
true.
>>5555048
just
>>5555064
year ago me browsed imgur like a fucking homo
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>>5554985
Dude it's like 2 in the afternoon come on man
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>>5555013
Wrong. Tell me or else.
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>>5554839
Aw, yer losing yer grip, just for me? I thought you were better than that, Reiny!
>The marine let herself fall from the man's arms, then wrapping her own around his torso. The knight was rather large, and she could barely touch her fingertips together behind his back, but was still able to lift him off the ground an inch or two with incredibly strength. Sure, Flynn was straining with all her might, but the very fact she was even able to get his feet off the ground was outlandishly impressive.
N-Now THIS is a grapple, lad!
>>5554906
>As her face was slammed into the wall, any straggling armor that was still clinging to the Doomslayer's body broke away from her frame, landing around her feet. With the last plates of metal missing, her slit was exposed to the demoness, ever so slightly moistening at the woman's member.
D-Don't do this...
>Flynn's hands braced against the wall, knowing that no matter what she said or how she begged, she definitely wasn't walking away from this unscathed.
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>>5555099
To the gulags with you
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>>5554824
Reinhardt musters up a smile, wiping away the drooling evidence of their extended kiss with the back of a hand. He holds her gaze after she looks up from his bulging pants, and his hands go to her hips to keep her against the large bump between her legs.
"Ha- can you blame me? I've had you in my lap for a while now!"
He says it as if it should be obvious that that would get him excited, and shifts in his seat - causing an ever-so-slight amount of friction between the two of them through all of their layers.
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Is Chell still here?
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>>5554948
>She turns her attention to the younger boy, brandishing a knife. She takes a quick gasp in surprise, her chest rising
Chara? W-What are you doing here?

>>5555045
Obviously, was that even a question?
>She drops off her robe, displaying her curvaceous form and giving her breasts a soft, teasing squeeze before kneeling down in front of you
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>>5555109
11:40 am here anon, its morning for me!
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Because cocksuckers like Marseille never got the memo, I will keep posting this until they leave.
REMINDER that if you play any of these, you are the cancer killing ERP and need to leave NOW
>Strike Witches
>Kancolle
>Pokemon
>Digimon
>Fate
>2hu
>Yugioh
>Jojo
>Any other generic anime trash I forgot
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>>5555053
Armstrong was always for a Discord. Don't you remember what they talked about? They wanted to know whether to make a new one or fix the old one and people voted fix the old one.
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>>5555053
It's virra
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>>5555139
pop me in the oven daddy
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>>5555096
I see, well that's a bit more concerning but I'm glad you're feeling better.

Playing WoW, too?
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>drama posts loudly
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>>5555162
Armstrong is virra?
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Post yo cards if you got em!
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>>5555099
Don't worry. I'll pray for you.

>>5555119
Fight me.
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>>5555234
kk
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>>5555145
>The joyful anon couldn't help but released an excited little squeal, bouncing by the sheer amount of hype that was contained in his body.

Yay! Uhm... you wouldn't mind if I...

>Before even completing his sentence, the man groped the edges of the warm, fuzzy breasts. The rigid rod of the man was placed softly between the comfy spheres, causing a gasp to escape from the Anon's lips.

A-Ahh~...
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>>5555241
As a robot I demand to know what device
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>>5555151
When did we get a Cerebella player?
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>>5555180
Boi, you got no idea. My life is pretty much over along with my drive to do the dirty. Also, just going to post building.
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I came here to fuck. Where are the women?
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>>5555145
"What am I doing here? I should be asking what you're doing here."
>Chara was hitting their knife against their hand gently, like someone with a belt or a whip about to punish their child.
"Being so lewd and provocative...there's children around, Asriel! And some of those children don't like to play nice."
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>>5555162
>>5555223
You dumb niggers, Virra just put on an Armstrong pic to ruse you for this specific purpose. He's done the same thing for Jinx.
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>>5555284
sorry dude only guys pretending to be women
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>>5555277
When I had free time to post
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>>5555284
Didn't you catch the last thread? They're all over Owain now.
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>>5555234
Heres a card.

Good afternoon thread.
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>>5555013
>It ain't me starts playing
wassup, Char-bar?
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https://strawpoll.de/cyb769e
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>>5555241
Will do, breadbasket. Square up.
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>>5555313
Owain is black, yet packs only an inch worm
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>>5555389
Is he Ruggarell?
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>>5555276
Fuck you, Mecha. Your PS4 mic sucks.

>>5555343
I can't believe I fooled myself. Please forgive me.

>>5555362
I'll smack the shit out of you with my calculator.
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>>5555053
>>5555162
>>5555053
There were two Armstrongs actually. One was Lore, another was an Anon.

Virra is trying to basically steal their valor.
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>>5555389
This. The dumb-ass posted his cock once in the NSFW channel. All that tryhard ERP he does? Compensation.
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>>5555294
You're the only kid here, brothe-
>Her thought was cut short, realizing far too late. She quickly turned her head around, seeing only the wall behind her, turning back to you, panic quickly settling in.
W-What do you mean? C-Chara?
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>>5555234
>
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>>5555136
>It had been a long, long time since any other human had lifted him off the ground. Needless to say, the hulking german's eyes widen in surprise, and his stomach lurches with the feeling of brief weightlessness.
>The sheer surprise seems to be enough to provoke a shout of awed incredulity
Du bist wirklich unschlagbar! It most certainly is, bärchen! Wunderbar!
>He pats her shoulders despite his gushing praise, trying to let her know that it's alright to set him down rather than risk injuring herself
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newfriend here, where's this discord server
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>>5555418
I obviously do, why ya looking though? Whatcha need little demon?
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>>5555429
but why?
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>>5555451
rip doomguy
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>Discord
>Discord
>Discord

this is getting to be a drone....

https://youtu.be/apFlYNlEb3c
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>>5555418
Haha damn nigga that's some good memory you got.
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>>5555469
Because he's a stupid fuck who thinks that he can save ERP by continuing to be a stupid fuck.
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>>5555279
It's nice to see you around, erp or not. But I thought we decided I'd be calling you installation, not building.

I've been pretty much consumed by the same thing, too.
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>>5555473
>He's being reserved to HG for now, as I find it incredibly taxing to constantly talk in all caps.
>I'd change this is an instant, but I've already made the commitment to that character flaw.
>>5555493
>bashes helmet in ur face
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>
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>>5555601
Nice one
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>>5555555
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>>5555601
Witnessed
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>>5555141
The friction made her squirm a bit, and she began to run her own fingers along the edges of her shirt.
"We might need to shed a few clothes from how hot it's getting."
She let him held her hips against his tent, and began to pull her shirt over her head. Now she wasn't wasting any time to have a bit more fun.
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>>5555597
anyone got immunity cat
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>>5555498
Hi Lore
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>>5555601
Nice try, cuck.

>>5555531
>head crumbles
bzzt
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>>5555468
You, obviously. Or maybe in a bit. Just a little busy right now.

>>5555493
I'm not sure why I still remember that Vocaroo. I'll just blame It on the memes.
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>>5555555
I'm not even mad that I fucked up that get
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>>5555274
>tfw no goat titjob
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>>5555418
No you won't. What you're going to do is tell me what device you were posting from.
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(Sorry for the delay)
>>5554989
We're going to, "rail," you, yes, until you can no longer assort your mind, and far beyond. Turn around, and we'll introduce you to sensations you've never known.

>>5555136
Your attitude about this needs correction, much like how you, "corrected," our armies not so long ago.
>Despite your protests, Serenity presses forward, pulsing rod entering you a quarter of an inch at a time. Squeezed tightly by your hot, moist walls, the journey forward requires constant, steady pressure, stretching you further with every passing second. Still pinning your head and chest to the wall, her other hand wraps around nearly your entire waist by itself, holding you still despite any attempted squirming or involuntary writhing.

>Serenity
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>>5555441
"Oh, me? I'm not doing anything at all!"
>That was a bullshit lie, he was striding right towards, knowing exactly that she was trapped and he was going to have fun.
"That shirt looks uncomfortable. Want me to help you out?"
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>>5555509
As long as it relates to those two things and isn't boat, we're good. Yeah, my life is gone.
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>>5555714
Well then, I'm around, just shout when you want me, Chara!
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>>5555770
People call you memeboat though, but I'll keep using what we set properly.
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>>5555806
I deserve it.
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>>5555759
>Curious, and slightly concerned, Ruby turned her back to the demon.
Am I going to take my clothes off first?
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I want to fuck everyone ho doesn't let shitposting stop them.
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Post fantasies.
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where the furry avas at
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>>5555887
I want to get a double titjob from Assriel and Toriel.
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>>5555849
No.
>>5555887
What kind?
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>>5555849
I was born in the shitpost,molded by it
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>>5555887
(Elegant, romantic ball slowly turns into an out-of-control orgy.)
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>>5555887
I want to see an anon cum while I help him stroke
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>>5555274
>>5555724
(It's been awhile sorry)
>She grinned at your satisfaction as you cock pushed in between her plush breasts, putting her own hands on either side of them and gently pushing inward, pressing her voluptuous chest around your shaft

>>5555761
I-It's a bit tight, b-but it's fine!
>Her heart was racing, every second to her was an hour as she stood with her back against the wall. Her breaths were quick and shallow, her chest rising and falling steadily as you stalked forward, glaring at her frightened eyes

>>5555897
I'm not a furry I swear
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>>5555941
where the non-undermeme furry avas at
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>>5555827
I find the nickname cute, honestly. (just like you)
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>>5555916
So Brave New World?
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>>5555941
Are you Paul?
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>>5555916
I call dibs on dancing with you, if that's ever the case.
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>>5555849
Shitposting feeds me. Too bad I never put out.
>>5555887
My drive revives from my rage to kill peruvians and blizzard for all of this stupid shit.
>>5555897
Honestly, never got good feedback from when I've tried in the past but then again I never stuck to it.
>>5555966
I will destroy you.
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>>5555986
He's RP'd longer than two posts, so obviously not.
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>>5555941

>Chara could not just stand there and watch her chest jerk and jiggle like that from the panicking breathing.
>His knife went out, slicing clean through the fabric, releasing fresh tits to the air.

"That's better."
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>>5555986
Who cares? I'm not here to argue over it.


yes.
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>>5555714
I dunno what I was thinking, honestly.
Someone said I was doing good sticking to the robot theme, cause I sounded like one.

>>5555999
>kissu
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>>5555458
>Flynn let out a cackle, giving the knight one more squeeze until she set him down rather suddenly, his weight booming against the ground.
Either I'm gettin' stronger, yer gettin' smaller, or both!

(Also, kek at that image)
>>5555710
>grabs robo-skull for collection
>>5555759
I-I was...only trying to protect my people..
>The battle-hardened marine let out a whimper in pain with every millimeter of cock that entered her. While Flynn was slightly wet from the oral attack that took place beforehand, nothing could have prepared her for the abuse that was taking place inside her cave. With barely a quarter length of shaft left from the demon, the tip of her member was already pressed against her cervix, eliciting a pain-fueled tensing from her, only tightening around Serenity even more. Tears seemed to be flowing from her at a regular pace by now.
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>>5556035
Oh, that's a shame.
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>>5555999
Destroy me if you wish, but know that blankets and pillows will never adorn your room the same way again.

You'll also never find my puppets or clown costume.
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>>5556044
[Im not gonna lie I always think you're a high robot with all the pictures you use for him]
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>>5555941
>The man's pleasured penis would've thanked the power-filled goat if it could in any verbal way. Of course, it had an alternate way to thank the lewd fuzz, and this way would be expressed sooner than later.

Ahh...f-fuck...~

>His hips seemed to forgotten the will of self-control, and he began to pump his penis in and out of the two plush walls.
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>>5555887
They're too deep and dark.
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>>5555683
Only reluctantly does he release her hips - but as she pulls off her shirt, he takes just a moment to admire the glorious cleavage spilling out of it and their proximity means that she can feel his girth twitch between her legs. Not wanting to let her be half-naked alone, he soon strips off his vest to bare his wide, hairy chest in turn. He nods in agreement.
"We wouldn't want you to shrivel in the warmth, my winterlich röschen."
His warm hands toss his top to one side and try to worm their way under the cloth of Mei's pants, inching them down as skin rubs against skin - the old man's hands working at her buttocks as he gradually peels away her clothing, no apparent rush to his massaging motions
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>>5555887
Nipple penetration.
Armpits.
>>
>>5555887
a threesome with two of my favorite avas
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>>5555887
Fucking and taking care of a nice, cute quad amputee.
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>>5556044
>Sticks a fork in your socket.
>>5556096
Good.
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>>5555887
Yandere girlfriend.
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>>5556193
Stinky winky armpitty!
*cums and starts farting*
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>>5556193
>Nipple pen.
my nigga
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>>5556097
I am at all times extremely dank

>>5556056
I caught you mentioning you basically headcanon Doomgal as being Zarya in bulkier armor.
I approve of that.

>>5555887
Mommydom becoming safe again.

>>5556227
At least you're dead now, safe from mobas and mmos
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>>5556193
>nipple penetration
M-My nigga...
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>>5556249
i want gallade to fuck me
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>>5555887
This.

Funny how all I do these days is sic a shark on people or be emo.
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>>5556193
>Nipple penetration
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>>5556263
My other nigga!
>>5556267
In a HEROIC fashion?
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>>5555831
We can more than make do like this. Brace yourself.
>A single claw pries beneath the fabric covering your nethers, then slices through it, effectively creating a flap which drops down, your sex meeting the open air. Punctuating her warning, Serenity, presses her engorged tip against the revealed slit, your innards already stretching to accommodate the massive tool

>>5556056
>Progress halted by the natural barrier, Serenity again pauses, grinding her tip into your cervix with immense pressure, basking in every spasm of protest she elicits from your insides.
Already in tears? We've barely begun the ritual! It gets far worse than this
>Illustrating her point, Serenity pulls out partially, then rams forward, sending a shock wave rippling through the wall, kicking up dust which had rested for years beforehand.

>Serenity
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>>5556282
yeah, sure, why not
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>>5556259
>And Irish.
>Glad you approve, I was worried for a while that the anons would get rowdy and ree about a Zarya clone.
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>>5556259
>>5556276
MILKY
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>>5555887
omnipotent yandere
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>>5556056
>The gigantic knight waves a hand dismissively, and snorts - utterly disregarding the possibility that he might be getting smaller
Baah! Only one of those things is even possible! You must be getting stronger!
>Even so, the suggestion that he might be getting smaller seems to strike some kind of indignant, prideful chord - and he grabs the mighty woman beneath the arms, trying to lift her into the air like a doll
No small man could lift as well as I!
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>>5556259
It was a trap. I'm surrounded by addicting mobas and mmos, both of them filled to the brim with Peruvians. Please save me from this eternal damnation.
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>>5556013
>As you cut away the front of her robe, her chest practically sprung free from the tight fabric, which fell to the floor, leaving her curvaceous body plainly exposed
C-Chara! what are you doing!

>>5556146
heh, That's it, work those hips~!
>She pushed her chest together, enveloping your cock in between her warm, soft breasts. As you pulled back, she pushed them up, sliding her tits along your length.
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>>5556248
Fuck off, they can be clean too. Maybe hairy, depends on the time of day.

>>5556249
>>5556263
>>5556280
Good men.
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Daytime ERP: Circlejerk and shitposting.
Nighttime ERP: Mostly circlejerk.
Midnight ERP: More open hours
Early Morning ERP: Comfy hours
Morning ERP: Dead hours

Early Morning > Midnight > Morning >>>>> Nighttime >>>>> Daytime
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>>5556306
>honestly I say this character is better than Zarya.
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>>5556227
So cruel.

I have to ask though, which server drives you up a wall the most? I'm tied between players from Ranaros and Quel'thelas.
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>>5556300
Hey, you better pay for tha- eep!
>She feels the tip prodding her soaking wetness, eagerly trying to go in. She decides to bite her tongue for now, resting her arms on a table nearby as she anticipates the demon's entrance.
G-Go ahead.
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>>5556338
Never.
>Pulls them back in with more mobas and mmos, "trap"ping them forever
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>>5556312
Is that anon who posted that even still around?
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virra was armstorng.
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>>5556306
>And Irish.
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING STEREOTYPING CUNT THAT ACCENT IS NOTHING LIKE THE IRISH ACCENT IT'S A POOR IMITATION OF A BRITBONG YOU MONGOLOID AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>5555597
Hey Leslie, shut your fucking mouth!
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>>5556312
Thanks for reminding me to bully Hotaru some more.

>>5556276
I gotta be honest even as a mommydom enthusiast that sounds like a lot of work.

I just wanna call an older woman mom while I fuck her.

>>5556338
>cums on ur glasses

>>5556306
Them anons have bad taste then. I still miss the Zarya we had that got bullied out. Thank you for taking up the reins. I will be inside you at a future point, living out the love Doomguy and I could not have.

>>5556411
>sprays with mace
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>>5555887
Childhood friends who, nevously and fumbling, lose their virginity to one another, remain faithful, get married and have half a dozen happy and healthy children after moving to a large converted barn in the countryside.

>>5556411
But the Irish are Britbongs.
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>>5556349
>When the tiddies are leaking milk and cum
>when the tiddies get bloated with excessive amounts of pre and cum
>>5556404
No, you were not Armstrong, Virra.
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>>5556392
Shut up.
>>5556427
>Throws them out and pulls out another pair.
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>>5556400
There's no way.
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>>5556427
>skims over your post
>suddenly imagine doomgal as a protective mother to all human men
>sweating
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>>5556461
Only if you gimme a hug sheepdepot.
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>>5556400
>>5556462
He's right here
>>5555274
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>>5556465
>tfw wanna cuddle against doomgal's rippling abs.
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>>5556427
They may as well go all the way. The few people who see me call me "papi" though, which is fun.

>>5556462
You'd be amazed at how resilient people can be. Plus, he's anonymous. Who's going to know if he never says those infamous words ever again?

>>5556485
If that is truly him then he's having fun. Good for him!
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>>5556462
They either left or really improved on their rp. Either one sounds like a good thing to me.
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>>5556485
Titfucking fetish =/= Milk fetish

Fuckin' faggot
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Are we all gonna ignore the fact that Paul is RPing right now

>>5556035
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>>5556427
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ME POTATOES YE FECKING BRITS ARE STEALING ME POTATOES AND ME FECKIN 5 PUNT HORSE!
>>5556446
YE BRIT BASTARDS COME OVER HERE AND WE'LL FECKIN SHIV YA TO DEATH, ME UNCLE'S SISTER'S MOTHER'S SON WORKED UNDER THE BIG FELLA I FUPPIN SWEAR YE LIMEY CUNTS TIOCFAIDH ÁR BLOODY LÁ!
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>>5556170

Her face beamed for a few seconds from the twitch of approval in his pants. Her chest pressed against his own as she looked up at him, raising her hips to let him peel away the rest that hindered his view. Her pants slipped with some difficulty over her wide hips and thick thighs, but were able to slip down the rest of her legs seamlessly. Her skin was soft and squishy, albeit near her inner thighs it was much more warmer. The blush that was still evident on her face was a clear sign of why it was warmer there.
"I think your body is all I need to stay warm."
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>>5556523
I'd prefer to ignore he exists in general.
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>>5556472
This is all your fault.
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>>5556502
hi papi
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>>5556545
It is, and it's glorious.
>kissu
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>>5556545
Cute installation
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>>5556300
W-Worse....?
>Flynn's somewhat rhetoric question is answered as the end of her cave is teased with the demoness' massive Hellrod, sending shivers throughout her whole body. For a moment, she basks in the thought that she might get off scot-free once Serenity began to pull out. She lets out a shaky breath of air, finally free from the woman's torment.
>Or so she thought. Her entrance was rammed into, her womb getting stretched beyond the point of safety as Serenity's cock fully hilts itself within her. Unable to properly deal with the attack, she tries to gain pleasure from it, stifling moans built up in her diaphragm.
>>5556322
>The marine is lifted into the air with some ease, with Reinhardt having at least 50 pounds of pure muscle on her. Despite this, she beams proudly, not minding at all the way she is so freely hoisted.
A-Ah! Come on, lad, that tickles!
>>5556427
>taking up the reins
>O i'll be taking up the Reins alright ;^))
>also RIP Doomguy x Zenyatta
>>5556411
Chill.
>>5556465
>>5556490
>sweats demon blood
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>>5556523
Yes, faggot
If he's ERPing then let him ERP, there's nothing to be gained by shitting the place up more than it already is.
>>
>>5556502
I love Jiro!
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>>5556615
Hi Ragyo
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>>5556523
Fucking kys
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>>5556562
NEVERMIND
DEATH LEAVES

I gotta get something to eat anyway

>>5556615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhRtSHupVNI
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>>5556587
>reinhardt is banging all my waifus and possible waifus
>claimed geralt before I could
c u c k e d

>>5556527
gimme the potats senpai

>>5556465
Nice
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>>5556647
Jiro is C U T E
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>>5556574
Fuck you. I'm going to do dungeons with you and let you die.
>>5556577
I will bash your head in with barrels.
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>>5556683
Don't worry son. Berlin will fall
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>>5556708
>Assuming I'm ever going to get to 110
>Playing huntard, will just feign death/misdirect
Jokes on you, bub.
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>>5556683
>reinhardt is banging all my waifus and possible waifus
he takes so long over it though you could probably fuck them all before he was half done
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>>5556683
Jiro & Mecha teaming up to take on Owain & Reinhardt in a tag team match when
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>>5556343
>Chara's grin went from ear to ear, and his knife reached out to press against one of those engorged, swollen nipples, licking his lips at just how lucky he was to have found her in this state.

"Oh...nothing. Just having a bit of fun is all. You keep having it all without me!"
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>>5556708
Barrels? We can do Coren Direbrew together if that's what you want.
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>revives thread with bread
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>>5556771
Fun?! C-Chara?
>She was utterly frantic, completely naked, with your dagger pushing precariously close to her hard nipple. She was visibly sweating, seeing the determined glare in your eyes.

>>5556944
>Eats the bread
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>>5556764
Cuckbowl 2016
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>>5556944
Thanks for rations
>eats bread
Hmm... Tastes off...
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>This is what is encouraged in Virra's discord
>There are people out there who indulge in bestiality, and they are given praise for doing it

Holy shit, that server is even worse than I fucking thought.
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>>5556780
Those are kegs/casks not barrels! You could've said some shit dealing with brewmasters!
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>>5556986
>>
>>5556986
>There are people out there that honestly think threads care/give a fuck about discord and continue to post their shit here
Here's your (You), now lease go.
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>>5557017
I was just trying to think of something recent, do you play a brewmaster though? Don't they also throw kegs? Or is it specifically worded barrel?

If I tank for you will you let me die?
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>>5556343
(Sorry for the late one!)
>His hips desperately humped, as if he couldn't get enough of the goat's loving warmth. His sweating cock leaked the transparent juices which indicated an upcoming you-know-what.

Ahh~.. Ahh~! H-How w-would your mother's even c-caah~ c-compare~?
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>>5556986
Jesus help them
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>>5556683
Get madder, kiddo.
>>5557077
I think I take offense to this...
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>>5556951
"Yes! Fun!"
>He kept twisting the blade against one, his fingers moving to the other just to tug and squeeze at it, observing just how squishy yet hard they were under his finger and knife.

"Come on Asriel, we're best friends, best friends do things like this."
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>>5556986
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>>5557099
I don't know anymore. I used to and loved them but now all I hear is bad things about them, which makes me sad on the inside. I mean, you probably will. I can't exactly heal since I'm not level capped or 100.
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>>5557093
Anon, you gotta understand. That server is a never ending trainwreck, and it's just so much fun to watch it crash.
>>5557103
Nobody can help them.
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>>5557169
Okay, enjoy it, I don't care. Just keep that shit there.
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It's the month of all things spooky! Better time than ever to show up.
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>>5557166
Shame you're likely not on my server or I'd just power level you to 100. You're probably cute when healing, installation.

Brewmaster is still fine though, they're just rare as fuck. Some people love it, some people hate it.
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>>5556986
Reminder that Midna listens to an autistic 16 years old masturbate and Jade fucks her brother and her dog
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>>5557166
Not him but Brewmasters are by far the worst tanks right now. Still viable though if you're gud.
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>>5557160
wow dood haha epic lens flare and supernova dood i bet it took you ten fucking minutes in GIMP to make that haha
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>>5556533
There's a low, wordless growl of desire from the big man's throat as Mei lies practically bare before him. His exploring hands grasp lustily at her exposed flesh, grabbing warm handfuls of her breasts, fingers forging deep depressions in the squidgy chub of her ass and thighs.
"Mmm."
This continues for a while before he leans into her for another kiss, one hand grabbing for her hair as the other starts to fumble with his belt.

>>5556587
>There's a playful snort of laughter as the powerful old soldier holds the marine in the air, returning her beaming smile with a wide, white grin of his own.
Ticklish? Not something I expected from you, little lady!
>He draws her in close despite the teasing, shifting his grip from below her arms to around her hindquarters, still keeping her a good distance off the ground so that their faces are on a level. He gives her a look, and his bristling beard twitches as he speaks in a husky drawl.
But if the light touch is too much for your sensitive skin, I believe I still need to pin you against one of these walls.
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>>5557169
Death can.
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>>5557210
>>5557223
[Okay what game are you two talking about because now Im curious as all hell]
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>>5557245
They're talking World of Warcraft, i'm 99% sure.
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>>5557186
Nah, these threads are just as shitty now.
>>5557213
>Encouraging bestiality and partaking in pedophilia
WEW LAD
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>>5557245
They're talking about playing WoW
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>>5557210
>impyling realms even matter anymore
The only thing that does is faction and I'm Alliance.
>>5557220
Do they still have shuffle and all that?
>>5557245
we r leejun
what the other guys said
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>>5557102
Heh, she couldn't even come close!
>She lifted her breasts in tune with your feverish thrusting, pushing her supple breasts together around your pulsating shaft
Moan my name when you cum, slut~

>>5557159
>She knew she couldn't stop you, the sharp blade acting as your leverage over her, making what would be a powerful monster into your plaything.
P-Please, Chara... t-this isn't right
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>that 13 year old that posted nudes in the discord

Virra's discord should be illegal
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>>5556764
>Jiro & Mecha teaming up to take on Owain & Reinhardt
I'm down if they are, but I got the impression Jiro didn't do gay.
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>>5556986
(Why)
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>>5557334
report it to Discord staff, they'll investigate it
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>>5557346
He doesn't, I think that anon meant like an actual wrestling match.
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>>5557359
I wish I could tell you
>>5556986
>Pukes internally and externally
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>>5557346
Owain's a twink who'd get bullied out immediately and Jiro doesn't do the homo, so it's you and me buddy.

>>5557107
I'm gonna show you hell, Moom
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>>5557319
It matters in the case of me not being able to trade you the 300% exp boost potion and running you through dungeons, is all
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>>5557379
(It's been hard enough trying to start an RP today)
(And then I come back to try again and see this)
(My faith in humanity is dwindling)
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>>5556986
What the fuck happened to that server dear fucking god.
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Дoбpый дeнь!
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>>5557319
Shuffle is gone. So are stances.
>>
Hi
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>>5557334
Girl or boy?
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>>5557414
paul you are just as mentally retarded as they are
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>>5557370
>an actual wrestling match
You mean I might get to teach these shut-in girly men a thing or two? I look forward to it.

>>5557381
>it's you and me buddy
Sounds like fun.
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>>5557414
Jiro tried to warn us

We should have listened
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>>5557417
cyka bylat
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>>5557440
Paul doesn't fuck dogs nor his family though.
>>5557407
RP will never be good again. Virra's server is such a hugbox that nobody is allowed to insult a literal dogfucker. These threads are filled with shitposting and not-RP.
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>>5557467
Anon!
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>>5557394
Oh, neat. Forgot those were a thing but haven't seen them. Not sure how all the trading/auctions work anymore due to all this cross-server bullshit.
>>5557418
What the fuck. Are they anything like how they were in MoP? Like, their whole thing was avoidance, is it just built in/passive now?
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>>5555234

Goooooooood morning, Shadaloo!
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>>5557330
>The member would twitch and shudder, and strain and eventually release, but just not yet. He would've given everything for this single feeling to last forever, for the unbearable lack of release to flow inside and contaminate his body. But the sensual, perfect goddess was just too great at what she was doing. His hand reached to pat her head in a cute gesture before his release.

Hnng! A-As.. HAHH~ ASSRIEL~! <3

>In an instant, a painfully thick rope of hot, sticky milk shot straight onto the beautiful goat's face, followed by a second, a third, and eventually reaching six in total. With a broken voice, the man finally exclaimed:

Gasp... O-Oh my... Y-You... I d-declare y-you the win-nher!
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>>5557482
paul has no room to talk down on them. they are all equally shit
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>>5557346
>>5557381
I've got you two in my sights.
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>>5557334
>Implying Virra isn't a pedophile himself
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>>5557494
Anime girl!
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>>5557502
>kissu
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>>5557502
lemme lick undyne's feet pls
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>>5557525
Why is Junpei always here when juice is being squeezed from sordid situations?
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>>5557482
(I don't even know if I should bother anymore)
(Ah well)

>>5557440
>>5557512
(No one compares to literal dogfuckers, come on now)
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>>5557334
Virra is a pedophile though, why else do you think he goes to such lengths to shift blame around?
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>>5557495
Not entirely sure actually. I think they're mainly based around Stagger and using brews to control it.
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>>5557232
A-Ah...I see how it is. Ye wanna pin me, aye?
>Hoisted from her rear, she wrapped a small portion of her legs around the veteran's torso, pulling him in closer. Seeing as they were at face level, she gave Reinhardt a smooch on his cheek, directly onto one of his scars. Flynn locked her fingers on the back of his neck, keeping herself in place.
And I'd watch yer "little lady" banter, lad. I might 'ave to punish ye fer that.
>>5557381
>Doomy Moommy
>>5557417
Just how many languages do ye speak, lass?
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>>5557527
Don't just call people cyka blyats like that!

>>5557572
All of them!
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>Think maybe I should go look into the discord myself to see if it's really as bad as everyone says
>Actual dogfucking

Jesus christ I thought I saw the last of that shit after I quit using IRC
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>>5557548
Just be glad they're contained in the Discord and not doing that shit here.
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>>5557502
let tracer ride me please
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Wow is a shit game for shitters.
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>>5557547
because when the going gets tough,the tough gets going
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>>5557572
Oh god this is meant to be irish
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I'm calling it right now, it's only one or two people shitposting and one of them is probably Bolin.
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>>5557592
It's literally that one person and everyone freaks out whenever she talks about it.
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>>5557495
Auctions are still server bound. They'll be on there but I forget the name, can be like up to 10k each though, last I checked.

but yeah, as the other anon said brewmasters are mostly based around stagger. I think guard or whatever it is, is gone, too. Kinda want to make one anyways, the idle animation with their artifact is cool.
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>>5557563
Holy shit. If I ever transfer my old brewmaster to my new account I'm fucking deleting him, even if that means getting rid of my thunderfury.
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>actually believing it
It's some retard's fantasies.
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>>5556986
It's pretty hot desu tbqh
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>>5555234
(Everyone is on the menu!)
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>>5557607
So how was your ban?
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>>5557592
We need an ERP Hitler to gas all the degenerates.
>>5557619
Nigger fuck off, the MODS are encouraging this sort of behavior. One of the mods even is a pedophile, but they get a free pass on it.
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>>5557619
>one person

There's a cat fucker too
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>>5557637
I just played vidya the whole time.
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>>5557607
But Legion is fun.
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>>5557572
>>Doomy Moommy
Nice one, made me physically ill

>>5557502
Missed you mommy
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>>5557592
>Letting one person decide what you do
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>>5557502
Weeeeeeiss!
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>>5557641
You mean Midna? Yeah midna is a degenerate too, what of it?
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>>5557622
I'm pretty sure my experience with this stupid expansion has had more bad shit in it than good. Why can't somebody make a good mmo, it's not like Blizzard is trying to make it fucking hard for them to do it.
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>>5557656
Still a shit game for shitters.
I hadn't played since 2011 or something and holy fuck everything old is fucking wrong.
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>degenerates calling other people degenerate

Pottery
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>>5557598
(Yeah, I guess)
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>>5557659
>implying it's not more of the same shit in there
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>>5557680
Hi jinx
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>>5557641
Everyone is a pedophile.
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>>5557619
>It's literally that one person and everyone freaks out whenever she talks about it.

>Inky is a litteral cat fucker
>Jade spends most of her time about how she loves fucking her DOG
>The MOD TEAM ENCOURAGES IT
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>>5557707
kek
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>>5557679
Whatever Grandpa.
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>>5557232
Tiny gasps and squeaks escaped Mei with every grip and grope at her bare body. While she was glad he was enjoying the treat in front of him, especially his exploring, rough, calloused palms sliding over her skin, she was much more willing to lock her lips back around his. She closed her eyes and whispered his name somewhere between the mix of small kisses, and her hands moved down to help him undo his belt with soft, nimble fingers.
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>>5557619
If everyone freaks out when they talk about it why haven't they been banned yet?
>>
I'm horny, only have a few hours.
Not sure what to do.
Please advise.
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>>5557733
CUTE PICTURE
U
T
E

I WANT TO UNPUFF HER CHEEKS WHILE I FUCK HER GAPING ASSHOLE!
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>>5557719
Whatever? People eat animals, cannot they fuck animals too?

Bunch of faggots I swear.
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>>5557503
>With your cum sliding down her face, soaking into her soft fur, she gave a satisfied grin, your praise feeding her godly ego.
Of course I'm the best~
>She took your twitching shaft in her hands, giving it a soft kiss before pulling herself back and standing up again

(Thanks for playin' with me man, I'm gonna dip out now since the shitposters are all waking up. My discord is Dominator#1543 if you want.)

>>5557755
Fap
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>She enters the establishment, looking around curiously. Her chest was large, the small shirt outlining her lovely breasts, the girl was sporting a mini skirt.

Oh hello, I was looking for a certain someone here and I need help looking for her.
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>>5557755
Typefuck something, or jerk off
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>>5557755
Have a quickie with human applejack
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>>5557502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qleMBrZXrk
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>>5557746
You can look at the screencap and see no one's freaking out about it.
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>>5557769
>equating animal husbandry to zoophilia
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>>5557773
>A man walks up to her, faces her from across the table, and slams a phone book down onto it.
Here you go, take all the time you need.
>The phone book is from 1986.
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>>5557675
It's a dying genre as a whole, really. I still enjoy it but I play it in sporadic bursts. Doesn't mean there isn't a lot I'm not peeved about. It's just fun with friends but that goes for about everything, I guess.

Holding hands with you would be fun, too, installation.
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>>5557746
>>5557719

Because it's just one, or apparently two people being gross.
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>>5557771
(Gotta hand it to ya', Pauly, you're a pretty good roleplayer when you aren't fuckin' bout~!)
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>>5557746
The mods are encouraging it, so nobody is able to speak up about it.
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>>5557773
>The Anon took a few seconds to take in how the woman looked in that small shirt and skirt before speaking up.
Who are you looking for? I might be able to help you find them.
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>>5557590
That's....somewhat terrifying. Just how big is that noggin' of yours?
>>5557657
Robots can't get sick, dumdum.
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>>5557800
Besides the "we need to eat". What's the difference between the two?

They're both meant to provide pleasure to humans in the end?

If a fucker wants to get bred by his dog, who am I to tell him to stop, it's just an animal, not a human. They're people who kills animals for pleasure too, is that okay, but fucking animals is wrong?
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>>5557617
Nigga I'm not in the Discord anymore, I've been banned 3 times.
Also I was too busy watching Future Arc Episode 11 and crying.
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>>5557769
>Zoophilia is the same as the rules of nature
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>>5557852
Noggin'-sized.
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>>5557875
RULES OF NATURRRRRRRRRRRRRRE
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>>5557875
>>5557894

AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
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>>5557875
>>5557894
https://youtu.be/N3472Q6kvg0?t=1m2s
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>>5557875

Typefucking all day long and jerking it in front a computer isn't natural either bro.
Some dogs are so horny, they fuck cats. Some humans are so horny, they fuck dogs.

As long as it's not generalized around the world I don't understand the freak out, especially here.
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>>5557841
It's just one mod that seems to share the fetish
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>>5557902
ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>5557572
>aye
not irish.
>>
Who did this
>>5552970
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>>5557808
Bet you wouldn't have held my hand when Tirion literally got breathed on and fucked died. Bet. You. Fucking. Wouldn't. I'd destroy you.
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>>5557853
(Animal husbandry is a necessary evil that feeds the world, and uses animals specifically bred to do so)
(Zoophilia is not only taking advantage of domesticated creatures, but can and does hurt the animals in the process)
(I try not to get nasty here but fucking kill yourself please, along with anyone who actually fucks their dog or cat)
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>>5557928
Someone trying to actually make ERP good.
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>>5557902
AND THEY MOUNT WHEN THE ASS STICKS UP
STICKING COCKS IN BEHINDS
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>>5557922
>Duly noted.
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>>5557935
>>5557853
>>5557800
>>5557769

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lV7YSPvKZA
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>>5557935
It's not like those animals had feeling or anything in the first place.
Their brains aren't big enough for that.
I don't fuck my cats, but I have no illusion about its true nature.
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>>5557953
If you don't know the accent, you should probably stop trying to write in it, it's kinda cringey.

Otherwise keep up the good work!
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>>5557935
(Load of bullshit. I mean, I don't know if it's the same for cats and dogs, but I fuck my mare while ERPing and she's totally cool with it. Legal here, too.)
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>>5557933
No, I'd have wanted to hug at that point. It pissed me off.

Turalyon being the last major lore Paladin left really irks me. I wanted more than that, even if I like him.
>>
>pedophile
Ugh....can you just like.....not? The term is "pedosexual" you privileged cis scum.
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>>5557976
(The bait got a little too obvious in that post, sorry m8)

>>5557967
(Fucking Plinkett, hahaha)
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Hey Twerp!

>The voice cries out from a few steps behind you, accompanied by a heel clacking on the ground to firmly stand in place. You turn to see the beautiful hourglass figure of the duelist, Mai Valentine! Her arms cross as she stares you down, her intentions unclear to you yet, but the look in her violate eyes burn like the eyes of a killer.
Listen tuts. sweetheart. I'm tired of dueling today, just hand me over your rarest cards and I'll be on me way. Got it?
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>>5558003
Australia please go.
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>>5557989
>Ah, sorry about that. I suppose it's obvious I don't actually live there, so I'll keep it in mind for the future.
>At least I'm not Paul, huh?
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>>5558057
I summon Elemental Hero Sparkman and throw down 2 facedowns.
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>>5558003
hi peach
>>
odds munster
evens other
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>>5558057
*touches ur cheek with penis tip*
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>>5558011
I will become the next major lore Paladin.
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>>5557572
>There's the merest of laughs as she talks about punishing him, pondering to himself what she might consider doing to have her revenge - but as soon as her lips meet his cheek to kiss one of his scars, he turns his head and chases after her lips with a kiss of his own. He seems really quite into it, his teeth even grazing against her lower lip as he carries her over to a nearby wall.
>Once she's held in place by both her legs around his torso and the pressure of their warm bodies against the side of the room, the old soldier's large fingers leave her behind and start to paw at her clothing, seeking to expose the taut, hard, divinely muscled form beneath it all.
>If anything, her comments seem to have just gotten him more excited.
Ha! I wouldn't have survived this long if I couldn't take a bit of punishment!

>>5557733
With Mei's agile fingers helping him to undo his belt, the veteran soon slips loose of his clothing. He clasps the pudgy scientist tight to his powerful form for just a moment and half-stands, lifting her up as though she weighed barely anything so that he could tug off his pants and his bulging briefs. When he sits back down and pulls her with him, his erect member stands tall against her belly, the warmth of their mutual arousal hot against each other's intimate parts. Her gasping and squeaking is adorable, and as he jerks up against her with a couple of experimental rubs against her outside, one of his weathered palms returns to a pillowy breast, squeezing its nipple between thumb and forefinger.
"Are you ready, Mei?"
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>>5557953
Colloquialisms to add to your vocabulary:
Langer (a much milder form of "fucker"), gowl (A mild bit of profanity, it's a noun,), bleedin' (Dublin word for "bloody"), feen (fella), beor (girl), yer one (that woman/girl), yer man (that man/boy), bai (Cork word for "boy", used similarly to lad or mate, eg. aight bai. Not sure if this is the correct spelling, I'm just writing it phonetically).
If you want me to say any of these because you're unclear on pronunciation just ask.
t. Cork bai
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>>5558101
MUNSTER BOYS
BEST PROVINCE
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>>5558085
(Yeah it was kind of obvious, I don't think anyone would've guessed you were going for irish until you mentioned it. She's a fun character though, would waifu)
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>>5558127
The player character literally is the next major important Paladin. Everyone gets to be a super special lore figure since WoD.
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>>5558003
Hi Peach
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>>5558127
Are you a Paladin, too, installation?

We can hang out in our club together. And hold hands.
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>>5557535

Say what, you tadpole?

>>5557530

Keep your greasy hands off me!
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>>5558095
MST, MST, Harpie lady, Eleagant Egotist, Harpie Lady Sisters. Sisters to Spark, Lady to LP.
Try again little man.

>>5558105
>Smacking the cock away with the back of her hand she pouts
I was expecting at least ONE duelist here. I guess I thought wrongly.
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>>5558205
Do your abs taste like sushi?
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>>5558057
Listen, man. Best I can do is a blue-eyes I got. That's it.
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>>5558205
I, uh... I'd like to be under your feet, is what I meant. Would you please put me in my place?
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>>5557601

Excuse me?
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>>5557660

Ruuuuuuuuuby.
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>>5558208
it's so painfully obvious that you're DMG though
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>>5558208
Honest ;)
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>There's a loud thonk as the british boat rams her body against the glass. She starts to tap at it, trying to get someone's attention as she whines and yells.
Admirallll?! This isn't funny-dess! I left my keys to the base inside! Let me back in!
>She presses against it more, her chest and face smooshing against the glass.
ANYYYYYBOOOODYYYY?
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>>5558256
So, how're you feeling? Y'know, after you and Blake... y'know.
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>>5557660
>>5558256
Where are their noses
Why is RWBY so shit
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>>5558205
Undyne is fucking CUTE
CUUUUUTE.
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>>5558292
cute baker
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>>5558140
>mfw receiving Irish vocal lessons from Bolin on discord
Is this what my life has become?
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>>5558292
>The janitor walks by the shipgirl smushed in against the glass, head hanging down. He does a double-take a second later and backpedals to where she is. Walking up, he points at the door, a questioning expression on his face, as he lifts his keyring from his belt and points to that after.
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>>5558223
Hand the blue eyes over and no one gets hurt!

>She extends a gloved hand, open palmed, awaiting the said blue eyes, even making a "come hither" motion as she awaits the card. As time passes she grows more and more weary, frustrated, and annoyed.

Choke it up slime ball I don't have all day!

>>5558263
And this is why I didn't want to play Mai.

>>5558280
... Fucking cheater.
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>>5558292
*pokes ur butthole with nose*

*sniffffffffffdfff* haha

*sucks a fart out of u*
mm haha tasty poopie hehe

*takes cheesy, crusty, moldy three inch penis out and starts fucking ur dirty shittty asshol tight*

oh oh so good
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>>5558218

....

>A toothy, sharp grin formed on Undyne's lips, raising her shirt just below her breasts to display her muscular abs to the daring Anon.

Want to find out?

>>5558236

>A surprisingly kind and caring smile formed o her lips as she approached the shy Anon, taking a gentle hold of his shoulder.

Oh, you silly thing....

>BEFORE GRABBING HIM BY THE ARMS, LIFTING HIM ABOVE HER HEAD AND PROCEEDING TO SUPLEX HIS BITCH ASS.

Ngaaaaaaaah!!
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>>5558299
Because you haven't watched volume 2 yet.
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>>5558298

........
I-I refuse to answer that question.
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>>5558330
So I assume you're doing better now?
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>>5558292
>Throws a brick through the glass
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>>5558365
>It gets better after watching an entire season of garbage
it's shit then
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>>5558344
>He stares at the fishgirl for a few moments, hiding the best he can his gulp and slowly approaches

S..sure..I mean, it's not like I can't smell you from here. I bet the taste is even better.

>Tentatively leans down to get closer to those blue abs
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>>5558367
Why? It looked great!
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>>5558342
Paul?
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>>5558344
>A loud groan from the pain of being so roughly slammed on the cold ground came from the "tadpole", who then turned around to Undyne and looked up at her with a needy look on his face.

I'm sorry! I'm not really good at fighting, I just thought I coul serve you in some other way...
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>>5558406

I-It feel even better.
....
W-What were you doing anyway!? That's not the sort of things you casually look at.
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>>5558414
Bane?
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>>5558387
.. I'm sorry are you a duel monster? And if so how are you talking?
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>>5558057
My hair is turned on!
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>>5558436
Well, I was going to break you up if things got too rough, but then you started kissing so I just... sat down. Hey, what did Blake mean about you smelling like a Grimm?
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>>5558179
Didn't do much in WoD.
>>5558195
Yep, but I hope you like holding man-hands.
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>>5558325
>She nods happily at the man in agreement. She starts to hop around outside with glee, bowing to him and smacking her head against the glass on accident and falling over. She gets up rubbing her head and smiling as she walks to the door and waits for him to open it for her.

>>5558389
>She jumps out of the way and screams, watching the shattered glass blow out near her face.
W-WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?! YOU COULD'VE HIT ME!

>>5558314
(nopls Mary is for cute.)
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>>5558481
Ha. Funny guy. Is the next joke your face? Or your deck?
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>>5558503
His dick
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>>5558460
Well, I'm some kind of monster, that's for sure.
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>>5558425

Serve me? SERVE ME!? BWAHAHAHAHAH!

>An almost neurotic laugh came from Undyne, finding the choice of words hilarious. With a blue flash of light, a spear appeared on her hand, pointing it at the Anon on the ground.

What do you mean by that? "Serve me"? Like one of my Animes? You know, the whole Master and Servant thing?

>>5558403

....

>As Anon approached, she reached for the back of his head, pulling his face against those blue abs of hers! They felt like steel covered in soft blankets... Indeed, she smells of sushi!

So, whaddaya' think?
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>>5557502
I want to bully Hotaru.
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>>5558495
I'm okay with it, just take off the glasses before we kiss.

Actually, keep them on.
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>>5558501
>>5558389
>Of course, the janitor isn't so lucky, not possessed of such good reflexes as the boat. The brick smacks him in the head as he lets out a shrill.
Dios Mio!
>He then falls back to the ground, clutching his forehead as his foot twitches, groaning out swears in Spanish as the mop's handle bounces on the ground to a rest.
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>>5558534
>bullying Hotaru
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>>5558501
(you're cute too though, I really liked our gazer session. but thanks for reminding me I need to tell Mary that later.)
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>>5558491

N-Nothing!
It's just.... I-I was fighting against some Grimm before coming here. T-That's all.
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>>5558530
>He closes his eyes, and takes a deep sniff of that sweaty musk, she really had been working out beforehand, there is no helping it but to open his mouth and run his tongue firmly up on those locked-tight, hard abs, scooping up the sweat from the crevices.
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>>5558530
>As he was threatened by the spear pointed at him, the nervous Anon slowly lowered himself even further, until his head was touching the cold ground, still shaking from how intimidated he was.
Yeah... pretty much! You, um, tell me what to do, and I'll comply with your orders! I just want to make myself useful for something.
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>>5558534

........

>>5558553

P-Protect me, Jonathan Joestar.
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>>5558583
...alone?
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>>5558515
That's the second funnest thing I've heard all day! The first being someone thinking they can beat me in a duel!

>>5558524
Look more like a fuzzball. You a new form of kuriboh?
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>>5558600
Every time I want to bully you you look at me with that confused face and your shirt is see through from sweat. Do I have that strong of a reaction from you?

>>5558553
I want Mad Max to go and stay go
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>>5558606
>>5558583

>You will never get a double blowjob from Ruby and Weiss
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>>5558292
>Takes a bottle of windex and sprays directly at Kongou's face from the other side of the glass door
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>>5558396
Well on it's own volume 1 isn't too bad, but when you compare it to volume 2 it is garbage.
Volume 1 is hit or miss when it comes to it's 16 episodes but luckily most of them are only 5 - 10 minutes long. It is not the best but it could of certainly been worse. Tho most of the problems in volume 1 are solved in volume 2.
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>>5558530
But is Undyne's ass just as awesome as her abs are?
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>>5558661
>most of the problems in volume 1 are solved in volume 2.
Nothing fixed the godawful animations.
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>>5558638
Cutewa!!!
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>>5558687
It's an ENGINE LIMITATION!
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>>5558588

...!

>The temptation to grab his head, twist it and pull it off his body was strong. However, she secretly enjoyed the flattery!
>Sure, maybe taking a bath would have been the best course of action, but she decided to forgive him and let him enjoy.

W-Woah, you really are a creepy weirdo!

>>5558593

.....

>Undyne tossed the spear away, breaking a poor rock in two, laughing manically before stepping on the man's face! Her sole pressing against his cheek.

But what makes you think you're would be a good Servant, uh? You punk...
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>>5558546
E-eh? Sir? A-are you alright?
>Kongou dives back through the opening instead, tucking and rolling into the hallway. She peels off one of her detached arms and starts to wrap it around the poor man's head in a bandage. She tries to prop him up, resting him on her lap. She starts to stroke through his unbandaged hair, trying to calm him down.
Fear not, for Kongou is here to assist!

>>5558638
>Starts making faces at the silly American through the window. She starts to breathe on it and fog it up from the outside as she writes "Let me in!"
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>>5558687
The animations started to get noticeably better in volume 2 and got even better come volume 3. If you need a reminder of that, just watch a fight scene from volume 1.
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>>5558606

I-I'm actually very confident of my abilities, thank you very much!
...
Hmph.

>>5558632

>Never say never!
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>>5558629

N-No!
I'm just worried of being bullied! That's all... You idiot!
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>>5558738
>Anon's heart starting beating rapidly as the cool sole of Undyne's foot was planted on him, resulting in him closing his eyes slightly and sniffing around a bit, hoping to get a whiff of the fish lady's feet.
I'm obedient! I'll do anything you tell me to; anything! I want to be at least somewhat useful, so I'll do whatever it takes to please you. I promise!
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>>5558695
...
>Sprays you too
Don't call me that.

>>5558748
>Takes a step back from the glass to read. "ni em tel?" What could that mean? Confused, Iowa shrugs then cups her ear and places the end against the glass
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>>5558767
>Ruby glares at Weiss, examining her a few seconds before smiling.
Okay!
So, what does Blake taste like? Tuna?
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>>5558738
>He throws a lewd look up at the her, finishing that long, firm lick up the centre of her abs, he lowers his head and makes a second slithering movement of his tongue up another side, really drinking it in

W-what can I say, I love sushi

>He grins, wiping the bottom of his lips with the back of his wrist, and gives her midriff a gentle kiss.
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>>5558544
I meant, like, my characters in games generally aren't cute anime girls. You'll have to buy me a race change if you want the spacegoat tail or hoomun poontang.
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>>5558821

T-That...

>Weiss blushed, averting her gaze and pressing her hands on her cheeks.

... S-Stop asking that sort of stuff!
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>>5558799
That's dangerous to spray people with! What if I swallowed it? Would you at least nurse me back to health?
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>>5558799
>Kongou starts screaming obscenities at her, muffled by the glass before she slams her hands back against it again. She puts her mouth against it and screams.
LET ME IN IOWA! THIS ISN'T FUNNY-DESS!
>>
I never seen the matrix. Is it worth a watch?
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>>5558854
What do you play in-game currently?

I'm just talking about your current ava though, it's what I've come to know you most as.
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>>5558883
It goes to shit after the first one
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>when your confidence tanks and you feel like you waste everyone's time even trying to RP
I'm sorry.
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>>5558861
Aww. I guess I'll just have to taste it myself next time she comes around.
So, what've you been up to today?
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>>5558798

Pants off. Dick out.

>Undyne commanded as she removed her foot from the human's face, taking a couple of steps back and crossing her arms in front of her muscular chest.

Hurry because I get impatient, runt.

>>5558829

Y-you are hopeless!

>Said Undyne with an amused, and slightly aroused, tone. Sure, she had the admiration of many Monsters in the Underground, but she rarely got the attention from humans.

Kuh. I guess it isn't that bad...
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>>5558883
The first one: yes
The rest: Ehhh...
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>>5558958
I know who you are
Stap that
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>>5558864
Oh don't worry, it emptied out a while ago. I filled it up with Gatorade!
>Sprays him again, each blast chock full of energizing electrolytes.

>>5558869
>Iowa hops backwards, rubbing her ear courtesy of the harpy's loud squawking outside. Placing her hand on the door, she mock pulls it to the side, pretending to strain her muscles.
This door is too strong Kongou! I don't know what to do!
>She tugs on it again.
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>>5558974
I really wonder what the fuck I was smoking when I made half these filenames

fucking piano man lyrics
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>>5558958
I felt like that too. Then I realized I didn't really care.
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>>5558883
>the matrix

>>5558935
>goes to shit after the first

... is a pair of androgynous hermaphrodites with body-phasing abilities my next avatar?
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>>5558958
>When you try a new character but don't get any RP from it.

We /baderpfeels/ now.
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>>5558974
Yes, right away!
>Wasting no time, Anon lifted himself up just enough to unbotton his pants and pull them off, followed by his underwear, revealing his... less-than-average cock.
I'm sorry you have to see this...
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>>5559030
What character?
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>>5558966

I was just passing by! Other than that, uh, absolutely nothing!

>She said with a nervous tone, giving the area a general glance in hopes of finding Blake.

Ahem... Right, so, what about you?
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>>5559030
Who'd you try?
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>>5559019
If I get a 5 you have to do it.
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>>5558990
Oh woe is me! Every spritz from that cursed bottle poisons me further and further! My friend! I thought all of those late nights helping fix you up meant something!
>As each spray of mist comes into contact with his skin, he lowers further and further to the floor up until he was flat on his back with his arm crossed over his forehead in dramatic fashion.
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>>5559045
I gave my first blowjob today!
>She smiles from ear to ear as she places her hands on her hips triumphantly.
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>>5559042
>>5559048
I don't want to get a reputation of being a whiny cunt.
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>>5558901
Dorf, of course.
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>>5558990
>Kongou scooches further down the window and look at her, then the door from a better angle. She's not amused. The door is clearly a push. She watches the large boat fake a struggle while she rubs her bridge. She stomps her foot and hits the window again.
IOWA...I CAN SEE THE DOOR...!
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>>5559080
I won't judge
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>>5559078

....
Oh.
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>>5559080
People could of easily just not noticed a starting post for your character. Perhaps bringing them up will get people interested.
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>>5558958
>Tfw you feel like you fucked up at one point and and that session just felt bad after that.
I didn't mean to do it. I'm sorry.
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>>5559086
Dorfs are the coolest.
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>>5559168
I forgive you
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>>5559099
>>5559162
I'll just try again later. No need for me to cry about it.
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>>5559190
Thank you anon. I needed that.
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>>5559112
Yep, it was cool.
>She glances around, seeing if there were any cute boys looking their way.
>>
>tfw generally get nothing but praise but you know you aren't that good
I just want some sort of constructive criticism or some shit
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>>5559092
(Mary says we can both fuck off for calling her cute. Let's keep doing it in the future, though. She'll accept it one day.)
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>>5559196
Gotta take that swim
>>5559202
Happens some times, no need to hold yourself down
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>>5559208
Who are you?
>>
>>5559059
>The victorious captain stands over him proud of her kill. Her boot comes up and lands directly on his abdomen as she takes her winning pose. Her arms jet out to each side with her hands resting on her waist, laughing away.
Ha ha~! Victory is mine! I claim this bounty in honor of the Founders!

>>5559092
Ohhh!
>The proverbial lightbulb dings above her brightly shining head. She twists open the lock and pushes the door open for her lovely British companion, ushering her inside with a quick gesture towards her.
Kongou! It's getting cold out there, come in, come in! Why didn't you just open the door?
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>>5559205
...

Something on my face?
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>>5559208
>expecting that from /erp/
LOL
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>>5559208
A lot of people berate themselves over their writing quality. Chances are you're good at it.

Think of it as the 'hating your own voice' thing.
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>>5559039

......

>For a second, Undyne's expression was completely serious, almost disappointed, when she took a glance at the member.
>Two seconds later, however, she laughed loudly before pressing the her foot against the human's manhood.

Bwahahaha! You call that a dick? C'mon! Even Frisk's was bigger!

>>5559014

I was thinking the same.
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>>5559208
I feel you man.
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>>5559205
The hell are you looking at?
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>>5558958
>When your choices to try and make this place better only makes it worse.
I'm sorry.
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>>5559205

M-Maybe this isn't the place for you.
I mean, you should find somewhere that isn't the kind of place that would corrupt someone as cute and innocent as you, Rubes.

>She sighed, reaching for the younger girl's cheek, pinching it.

Dummy.
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>>5558920
Take a shower
>>
>>5559262
I forgive you too
>>
>>5558974
>The human lays his fingers on her thighs and looks up at her, drawing all the determination into his eyes.

Looks like you didn't mind it either. I bet..plenty of other parts of you got sweaty in that heavy set of armour, r-right?

>There is no way he is going to let a once in a lifetime opportunity like this slip by
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>>5559262
Fuck off DMG
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>>5559183
Only the best anything.
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>>5559227
>The arm on his forehead shoots straight up with the sudden weight and pressure mashing down on his stomach, a brief cough and sputter expelled from his mouth along with it. He strains to claw and grab at the bottom of her skirt or the top of her thigh-high clothing, missing every attempt.
Iowa... please! Joke's over! You win, this hurts, it's heavy!
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>>5559245
>A soft moan escaped the pathetic human as that cold, fishy foot touched his excited member, it already twitching against the sole as he gasped and panted in excitement.
I'm sorry! I just don't get to use it much, I'm usually worshipping things with my mouth...
>Completely unwittingly, a small amount of pre leaked onto Undyne's foot, making him let out a nervous gulp.
S-sorry...
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>>5559300
So now that we have more in common, let me do you.
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>>5558138
Mei had completely forgot just how strong Reinhardt was until he picked her up like she was a feather. She held onto him tightly, making her body press into the warm muscle of his chest, and soon she was sat back down, with him at attention. She could feel his rubs against the outsides of her lips, making her shiver and mutter something about how she's never had to taken anything before, much less something that could easily poke her belly standing up.
"I..I think I am, just be gentle, okay?"
She smiled up at him, another shade of blush adding to her flustered cuteness. She rested one of her hands on his own hand, the one that was playing with her chest.
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>>5559228
>>5559270
>She ignores Weiss's comments and looks at the man, pointing him out to her friend.
Oooh. Weiss, check him out.
>>5559249
Hi. Am I your hostage again?
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>>5559281
Thanks anon.
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>>5557806
>She stares at the ugly phone book, looking rather nervous from how THICK it is.

Um...No. That's not going to help me.
>>5557842
>She pulls out a picture, showing the anon of a dark haired woman in a purple bodysuit, her bust was just as big, her hair was beautiful and long.

Have you seen this woman?
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>>5559227
>Kongou reluctantly enters, ducking under the big blondes arm and grumbling.
Stupid admiral...sending me out too fast...forgot my keys...
>She starts to shiver, the skin between her detached sleeves speckled with goosebumps. She glares back up at Iowa and gives her a half-hearted punch to the arm.
And you didn't help either! Someone out teach you there's a time and a place for these things!
>She huffs, crossing her arms and turning her back to the amazonian woman.

>>5559218
(All in good time. It's an unwritten rule that Mary is, she'll accept it eventually.)
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>>5559262
>Implying you're not one of the problems
Fuck off DMG,go lose some weight and learn how to typefuck
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>>5559330
No, I'm not in the mood to deal with you all today, I hit my peak, captured ya all, now I'm moving on
>>
>>5559333
In fact, you all are forgiven
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>>5559301
>Forgetting just how powerful her legs could be, Iowa quickly hops off of the man and pulls him up onto his feet. She brushes away the dust and pats him on the head. The ship nervously glances to the side, doing her best not to look at the man she so carelessly stepped on.
A-Ah, forgive me sir. I got a little carried away is all! Unfortunately I need to be off now, but take care!

>>5559348
Aww, Bongou! You're too callous to little! And you're positively shaking! Here, let me help you out.
>Without much regard for Kongou's huffiness, Iowa sweeps the smaller girl up and off of her feet into a warm carry. Her body heat radiates through the thin dress of her partner, quickly casting aside the cold October air.
That no good Admiral completely forgot that you forget your keys all the time. How could he! Let's go give him a piece of our mind, alright?
>She starts to trot towards the Admiral's office, but veers off course towards her bedroom, quickly throwing Kongou inside and properly locking the door behind her. No way she'll be able to escape with such a barricade in front of her.

(Gotta go~ Just wanted to hop in to poke you!)
>>
>people forgiving dmg a few days later
It's like clockwork
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>>5559262
It's ok DMG, just don't let the drama consume you and ignore the (yous)
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>>5559283

What of it? Are you... Offering me to lick me clean?

>Asked the Royal Guard as she arched an eyebrow. She was... Surprised and somewhat amused by how eager the human was on admiring and licking her muscular form.
>Far from being disgusted, she felt flattered!

Keh, you're a funny little guy!

>>5559318

Are you really getting excited over that? Woah, you're really pathetic! Like... Napstablook levels of pathetic!

>Undyne continued to punish the man's dick with her foot, laughing as she rubbed the side of her shoe against the member.
>Maybe she could mount him and help him gain a bit of confidence and stamina... Or maybe she could keep on bullying.
>Choices, choices.
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>>5559416
(Take care!)
>>
>>5559262
What did you do this time?
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>>5559418
I forgive you
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>>5559416
ONWARD! TO THE ADMIRAL, WITH BURNING LOVE AND HATE-DESU!
>She points into the distance and glares until she's locked in Iowa's dungeon.
W-wait! Let me out! Iowa?! IOWAAAAAAAAAAA!
...Why are there so many little boys in here...?

(Have a good night!)
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>>5559330
>>5559228

A solid 9/10.
I'm not a fan of Dragons, I prefer... Stags.

>>5559366

I'm wounded.
>Baratheon 4 Lyfe
>>
>>5559348
do you do outside contact?
>>
>>5559344
>He peered his eyes away from her body for a bit to look over that photo for a bit.
Hmm...I think I might have seen her.
>His eyes then returned to looking at her body.
She does seem like someone who would be around a place like this.
>>
>>5559485
Stop this shit.
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>>5559321
Now that you know what my life has become, no, and you should expect this answer even more now.
>>
>>5559448
>he musters a grin, a cocky one at that, and nods, dipping his thumbs under the hem of her pants, and teasing them down just an inch

You look like you've been working out pretty hard! A body like this deserves that kind of attention, don't you think?
>>
>>5559483
I want Weiss to sexually offend me
>>
>>5559449
(Have a good one!)

>>5559476
(H-Hey that's lies and slander! I'll sue you!)
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>>5559366
Alright, see ya.
>>5559483
What's that supposed to mean?
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>>5559483
First aid kit is in the closet
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>>5559485
(Not terribly, no. I have it limited to people I know well, or have played with often.)

>>5559525
(Turnabout is fair play, BB-61)
>(Tea sips)
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>>5559419
I just wanna type fuck. But I wont get anyone because most people hate me.

>>5559452
Unblocked Paul during his highswing, he got angry at someone using his character to fucc me and leaked we were still talking. I'm trying to put out a fire with gasoline and it ain't working.

I'll fuck off again now. Have a good weekend.
>>
>>5559513
You'll revert eventually, but I'll continue to ask in the hopes of seeing it.
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>>5559539
Ruubyyyy
>hugs
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>>5559483
>>5559539
>He rolls his eyes, a sardonic smirk twitching his aquiline features
It means she prefers lords to princes.

Which is fair enough. Young Robert is quite the hunk... if you're into that sort of thing.
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>>5559539
Later Gooby
>Sits on his ass
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>>5559572
You underestimate my power. I've been saying this stupid shit so much lately.
>>
>>5559569
>lacking this much awareness
You kind of deserve what you're getting for unblocking Paul, highswing or not.
>>
>>5559348
(Shakespeare died for us, by the way. He was the lead in our mission and even he has fallen, but do not relent, we will see it done in his honor. (you're still cute, too, baker))
>>
>>5559569
>leaked we were still talking
So what? That's not a crime. Fugging morons and their forced drama.
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>>5559589
>>5559539

Oh, nothing. Just a preference~
....
Who is this guy anyway?

>Whispered Weiss to Ruby as she eye the silver-haired Prince(ss). One would never know.

>>5559548

Hmph.
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>>5559589
>>5559633
I don't know. What's your name, sir?
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>>5559606
And you underestimate my ability to flood your room with various sleeping oddities. One day you'll roll over into a comfortable bean bag and hug it, only for me to be IN the beanbag.

Then you'll have hugged me whether you like it or not.
>>
>>5559569
Why did you unblock him?
>>
>>5559628
No it's not but DMG is treating it as it as. Thats why the second the info was leaked DMG instantly blocked Paul and went to hide in hg.
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>>5559659
You have no idea how badly I really want a 'bed' made of soft as hell covers and plump pillows...hnng.
>>
>person is disliked in thread and apologizes even though you fucks don't deserve it
>Still gets shit on
Anon please keep being a beta cuck so we can keep taking your avas from you
Sincerely, your friend Discord
>>
>>5559626
(When the topic is Mary cuteness? I refuse to relent! In his honor we write thusly on the topic of Mary:
"What made me love thee? let that persuade thee
there's something extraordinary in thee. I cannot: but I love thee; none
but thee; and thou deservest it. ")

>Kongou-Bongou
>>
>>5559695
Sad thing is there are anons who will reactively shit on this. It's like they just want to chase all the good Avas away even when they just want to typefuck. The unending shitposts.
>>
>>5559614
I agree.
>>5559628
I agree
>>5559660
Mix of "Hey he's doing better, and he likes talking to me. I'll give him some attention." And the fact I wanted to fucc Mr Mayhem, but I knew if I did it in thread people would lose their shit.
>>5559661
But this is wrong. I didn't block him again. He tried to be all nice with me and I told him to fuck off until he removed me again. I just didn't add him back.

I rather not talk about this in public, you all have my discord if you want to chat about it.
>>
>>5559695
Hi Owain
>>
>>5559688
You'll have a surprise waiting for you tomorrow, then.

but on a real note I had this huge pillow for the longest time that was amazing to sleep on, even if not going to bed I'd just collapse on the damn thing and nearly melt. I miss it.
>>
>>5559718
>thinking with your dick with something as hideous as ms mayhem AND being run by paul
boi
>>
>>5559720
[Owain isn't here, he's busy getting wedgied by me]
>>
>>5559720
Ooga Booga where da wite women at
>>
>>5559633
>>5559655
>The silver-blonde prince bends at the waist, a warm and pleasant smile thrown to the girls - though Ruby seems to receive more of it than Weiss
Prince Rhaegar Targaryen at your services, my ladies.

>Prince RT
>>
>>5559695
Thanks for taking in the trash.
>>
>>5559514

Holy crap, you really are a weirdo!
... Not like I care since I have to deal with people who are literal weirdos everyday! Bwahahaha!

>Undyne stepped away from the human, only to reach for her shirt's lower end, pulling it and displaying her glorious and sweaty torso to the male.
>Ah yes, she quite worked out. Her muscles fully visible and inviting.

Go nuts!

- t. Undyne
>>
>>5559718
>I didn't block him again.
Thats why he had to use one of his alts to try and send you a message about something that was said in the thread only to have that alt get blocked.
>>
>>5559732
It was mostly the first part. I want Paul to be happy. I know talking to me makes him happy. But talking to me also makes him jealous.

>>5559752
Nigger read my post.
He removed me. I didn't add him back. You can't message someone if you're not friends or in the same server.
>>
>>5559778
He doesn't deserve happiness, why do you do this to yourself?
>>
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD REEEE
>>
>>5559734
Keep him in the Discord where he belongs
>>
>>5559819
Everyone deserves happiness.
>>
>>5559832
No, its finally time for this shithole to die. Or even better. Make a thread on /b/.
>>
>All the boogeyman shitposting again
Oh goodie, how the (you)s flow
>>
>>5559778
Paul has tried to destroy you, numerous other people, and the threads. You have no respect for yourself or your friends if you continue this.
>>
>>5559845
fresh bread.
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>>5559848
>everyone deserves happiness
That's naivety, DMG, and you know it
Some people flat out don't deserve happiness, this flower crown hippy bullshit doesn't work when sociopaths are put into the equation
>>
>>5559748
>He gets right down on his knees, fire in his eyes, he sets his hands on the fishgirl's strong hips and tugs her right to him, placing his mouth right over her belly again and starting to kiss, lick and slurp all the way up to her underboob, tracing right under both breasts, his hands slowly creeping back behind her hips to see how far they can get..
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