I will need 24 entries with a name and image.
No dupes
Kirigiri
Saber Alter Remover Saber
Lord Beerus
Dead Bote
Senshougahara
The Star-Spangled Hero
Andrew Wiggins
Saber Remover Artoria Pendragon
Shinobu
>>5547545
Half-Minute Yushia
>>5547387
The heck is a Wikipedia? And it's a-okay man, we all can't be sages. That'll just make the world boring and stuff.
>>5547423
I saved it from the Empire, and the local evil lords! It wasn't that tough... at the end, but at the beginning it really was tough. Luckily, I had some backup with me!
>>5547426
Hehehehe... good, good! Don't let go of me! Cucumber! Let's go a little higher than this!
>Following his rider's words, the green dragon ascend into the sky, passing through the clouds.
Hahahahaha!! How do you like this sweetheart?
>>5547545
Fujiwara no Mokou
Saber remover Saber
>>5547545
Rika
>>5547545
Shimohara Sadako
>>5547545
alien sexless lesbian rock nigger eurosocialist abomination
>>5547545
Maria and Harusame
Florina
Schrodinger
*walks into thread*
can i suck some dicks
>>5547545
Rinoa and Angelo
>>5547545
Mizore Shirayuki
>>5547476
It's funny to me just how random your sleep schedule is.
>>5547596
I see.
>she begins writing down some more
So the threat is gone?
Lord Shaxx
>>5547628
>whips out duck
>>5547628
I saw that, that was your second post.
>>5547552
Sure.
What's your tag?
>>5547520
I'd love to see her around. I might have to drop in a little more frequently, if I have a dear sister attending these competitions.
Yukine
Reigen Arataka
>>5547596
Imagine, like, a book that can get you information on anything you ever wanted! That's basically what Wikipedia is, except it's a website instead... And you're right, dude! Not all of us can be perfect or else the world gets boring! That's what you meant, right?
>>5547545
Abyssal Admiral
>>5547639
What's so funny about it? I sleep when I'm tired, that's all. Nothing special about it.
>>5547603
I'm going to need a reason as to why you are not the first Saber.
>>5547612
It's a little sad how they think they can copy my style.
>>5547461
I... see.
In that case, I will keep an eye out.
It's... hard to tell who I can trust or not...
I was never made out for a place like this.
>>5547519
One... job?
It's... this place...it was not entirely your fault. So.. I-i forgive you....
>>5547596
O-oh dear...!
It's so much bumpier than on a pegasus, but.. It feels faster.
Why are we up here, ma'am...?
>>5547628
Make sure it's a big one. I want to see you gag~
>>5547461
>>5547574
As expected of myself! Your dense stubbornness won't let you accept the fact that we both hold the same identity as King of Knights. But I'll gladly grant your wish and cross swords in order to settle this. Now, I only need to find a suitable Master...
>>5547533
WW1 and WW2 were this era's version of the punic wars. Which means the empire isn't too far off
>>5547688
There's like 69 different sabers, that's the one from the mobile game.
Don't be saberist garne jeez I thought you space rocks were supposed to be accepting
Should I play Tsukihime or Ever17?
>>5547688
Just enter me as Mysterious Heroine X, the best Saber ever that's here to remove every other Saber!
>They are actually different characters, but you can skip her if you want to
>>5547689
To be the HERO, Florina. My job is to be the hero, and I failed to even do that by convincing you to kill yourself! What damn hero does that? It wasn't my fault, but I need to make things right!
...T-Thank you, Florina. I think I'm gonna be better soon...
Someone fucking euthanize me.
>>5547722
>>5547716
I honestly didn't know. Now that's out of the way, check it.
>>5547646
About that... she's been in...the other waters.
That bitch Iowa had tortured some of ours fleet. Trying to break them down.
It may not look it, but even your admiral has his moments of bloodlust. And right now Im thinking of something. Systematic.
>>5547726
Um..that is... a very big job to take on by yourself...
Really, it's... okay. I'm sorry you had to go through that...
>>5547743
>>5547615
This will be fine... I think I can do this...
>>5547741
>snaps neck
>>5547743
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>5547743
Ready.
>>5547678
Nothing really. It's just that much harder to track you than others because of it.
>>5547743
Sitting and waiting, Garnet.
>>5547691
>(You)
>>5547743
It looks good! Let's get this done, dude!
>>5547759
Who else is gonna be able to do it, dude? Only me, and even if people say I'm not smart enough to be the hero, I have a heart larger than Texas itself, and I'm PROUD of that, damnit--
...S-Sniff... R-Really, it's fine! There's nothing that the hero can't pull through! It'll take me a while to feel better, but I can do it in the end! I-I'M THE HE-ro...
>>5547745
Can't be helped, I suppose.
Any punishment I would inflict upon her would likely be seen as encouragement of such degenerate behavior, and I'm less enthused about dealing with the American than I am about showering with Wo's hat.
>>5547743
Well at least the copy is as good as me. Let's move out.
>>5547698
You are welcome to try but know that this place bears few with the man's required to sustain a heroic spirit. It wold be in your best interest to return to where you came from and not to come back.
>>5547743
Let us begin.
>>5547797
Get out before I freeze you.
>>5547778
Good for me that I like being unpredictable, huh?
>>5547797
I hate my life.
>>5547797
He'll likely be assassinated by the end of this.
>>5547797
I dunno. If I don't know what I'm doing, then how would the enemy know what I'm doing? It's a good strategy!
>>5547794
All of those things are very... admirable.
...Well........um...
What... are you going to do now...?
>>5547797
Hyaaaa!
...Did I... go too far with that strike?
Oh no! Are you okay...!?
>>5547639
Yup, it's completely gone. After that stuff with the evil lords and the Empire, the rest of my allies took to the heavens. Up there, I discovered my helf-angel lineage, and we've fought against Fate itself.
It was an awesome showdown!
>>5547666
Ahhh... so that's a wikipedia. Kinda sounds like a world book in a way. And Fred, that's exactly what I mean by the whole perfect stuff.
>>5547689
Why are we up here? Uh... time to have a chat with ya of course! Besides, being above the clouds as we chat, is quite romantic... isn't it?
>>5547797
>She gets on top of the horse, and kick it on its sides.
Come on horse, i'll show ya the true meaning of speed!
>With another kick, she made the horse go in amazing speeds!
>>5547646
The Owls are around#2338
>>5547840
>Helf
I am going to strangle a chicken right now
>>5547797
These codes always has to have something like that in them. Ignore that if you want to.
>>5547837
How did you take down the worlds third best military in a few weeks again?
Hey HG.
>puts on a glove
>>5547857
I like cats better...
>>5547840
I do like it up in the sky...Truly, I think this is where I belong... i-in battle.
Though I'd..rather not have to.
..W-wait, ro...romantic!?
>>5547857
Aah!
I just barely dodged that.... How scary!
>>5547829
Yes it is. This time being unintentional manages to help you.
>>5547840
An awesome showdown. I never met anyone who likes those.
>>5547857
>she summons an ice wall between them
Why is everything so annoying?
>>5547797
The old tactic of innocent bystander
>>5547797
Garnet a wargame? Oh you shouldent have!
>>5547796
Yes, no doubt about it, the civillians cause enough stress to the fleet as it is. If it wernt for the near infinite amounts of blood I would have never even allowed it.
>>5547857
That trick wont work on me, yankee
>>5547868
What?
>>5547857
Pretty crafty cat there.
>>5547857
Something works well. Something else does't. Train that horse more.
>>5547839
Not to others. People just say that I'm over my head, simply delusional... But there's no one that knows me better than me, so what would they know?
What should I do now? I dunno, all I know is that I feel so small right now. I never show weakness in front of others, so this just feels so foreign to me...
>>5547861
Like I said - I have no idea. Truth be told, that's the only strategy I know! Good strategy, huh?
>>5547840
Yep! It's really useful if you want to settle disputes, I'll tell you that much! And the world would get boring if everyone was perfect, I gotta say. Man, there really isn't much else to say about it! We heroes are the only thing that keeps the world going, amirite?
>>5547892
Even so, it's pretty much exclusively coincidence.
>>5547915
There goes my plan.
>>5547868
OH FUCK IT'S A PROSTATE EXAM
>>5547915
You're no saint yourself dummy.
>>5547893
What? Why are you saying what?
>>5547915
No surprise that Saber, the original one, is good at this.
>>5547801
Nonsense, I don't know why the grail summoned me without a proper master behind the ritual, but if I can keep my corporeal form as it is now runnwing away is not an opiton! Even if I'm at a disadvantage.
>>5547857
Without a proper mana supplier I can't fight at full strength, curse this Holy Grail War!
>>5547915
This horse will now aid me in battle with his former rider out of the battlefield, onwards!
>>5547944
bend over desu~
>>5547915
>>5547722
I'm...
I-i am not afraid... of you!
>>5547916
Even if they think so... It is.. very noble to strive for those things., I think.
I understand what you mean... there are times where I feel so useless, and small...
>>5547961
I tried as hard as I could... It seems that I really have a lot to learn.
>>5547961
Welp, I'm sorry for you guys, but I REALLY want this hamburger. It's either this or England's cooking, come on now.
>>5547893
...blood from what, exactly?
Is she that successful around these parts?
>>5547857
Here goes nothing!!
>She does a jumping lunge towards the detective, but with the detective careful and planned maneuver, she dodges.
Are ya kidding me!? I rushed at her with all my speed!
>>5547888
My place on the battlefield will always be on the ground... my speed cannot be matched by no one!
And heck yeah this is romantic! I mean, we got the whole sky to ourselves, and nobody can ruin this perfect moment for us... dame.
>>5547916
Without heroes, the world wouldn't be in motion. I'll tell ya this Fred, anybody can be a hero, it just takes a whole lot of guts to be one!
>>5547961
I'll shall await your unlikely rematch.
>>5547936
>she starts to write
Yeah. You're a lucky girl, Rika.
>>5547961
Wait, what are you doing? He'll never accept me!
>>5548001
Hah! That's a first, what the hell makes you think that?
>>5547915
>Is sent flying into the air
NOT AGAIN!!!
>>5547961
The other Saber is pretty good as well. Maybe the other other will be good too.
>>5548018
Jessie James, no!
>>5547961
>>5548001
This night will forever be carved in your memory until the day you die!
>She burns her clothing with a lazor
Your body is not ready, but little I care about that!
>>5548022
Every last one of these sabers need to die.
Who here hates chara?
>>5547991
So the sky and the ground...
It seems very natural to you, ma'am.
A-and please... don't call me s-such things. My name is Florina...!
>>5548022
I really am... no good at this. I'm sorry, everyone...
>>5548011
Mostly recent events that had happened to you. Your blooming friendships with Peri and Urotsuki must be a very good thing.
>>5548022
Does that even exist anymore?
>>5547915
>>5547946
Wh-whatever... I'm a part in a different religion than whatever this one is anyway
>>5548022
I CAN'T, HE HAS A PLAN
>>5548046
Who doesn't?
>>5548022
A Saber goes down. As am I. Thank goodness.
>>5547987
It is, I'll be honest with you. Just because a few people tell me that I'm annoying and I'm not the hero doesn't mean that I'm NOT the hero. It's human nature to hear ten "You're awesome"s and think nothing of it, but when you hear one "Meh, you could be better", you focus on that.
I just feel so BAD, man. Like, this is the first time I've ever had a breakdown in front of someone. I bet you'd thought you'd never see this happen in a million years, yeah?
>>5547991
Damn straight! If anyone wants to be the hero, then all they need is; determination, independence, and inspiration! And I have PLENTY of those, I'll tell you that much~! Hell, I could write a book on how to be the hero!
>>5548022
>>5548064
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON
WHAT THE HELL IS A "STRATEGY", AND CAN YOU DEEP FRY IT?
>>5547990
>pets
>>5548075
NAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! THE HERO WINS AGAIN~!
Night y'all, and thanks for the game Garnet.
>>5548030
>she silently cries from this
>>5548075
I should just let it happen.
>>5548089
Sleep tight, Wiggins.
>>5548075
>>5548076
>that saber event
Well I don't know but I wouldn't eat it...
>>5548047
Call me Yushia! Half-Minute Yushia! It's nice to meet you Flo!
>>5547892
Who wouldn't like an kickass fight to determine the fate of the world? Those things are awesome is all get-out!
>>5548076
You know what, you should totally do that Fred, it'll be awesome! Not to mention, it will give the people some much needed self confidence in becoming one!
>>5548053
...Sure, but I don't have much else going for me, now do I?
>>5548089
>>5548089
Later.
>>5548064
If you say so, I'm off for a nap see later Holy Boy
>>5548075
My thanks for hosting. Goodnight.
>>5548075
Both of them are evenly matched but only one takes the opportunity.
>>5548089
Later Wiggy.
I'm home fellas. I-i think I need a hug. I had a tough day at work.
>>5548089
>Night Wigs
>>5548022
>>5548045
Thinking I wasn't aware of you, who attempts to hoard the fried cake of sweetened doughs shapen as rings known as donuts? This is your punishment for such crime.
>>5548075
I might've become a tyrant, but I could never turn my sword against my own people!
>>5548095
>Seiba ate 4 hamburgers in the middle of intercourse, it was a good night.
You may leave now.
>>5548076
Yes... I know. And it's even worse when your own self is the one saying those things.
Um...I guess... not? I do not know you well, so... I didn't expect it in a way...
Is it really the first time you have...broken down crying in front of another..?
>>5548116
Yushia, is it? Um... pleased to meet you..!
Can I... ask you something, Yushia?
>>5548129
>hugs
You're great, Grimes
>>5548129
Want some cocoa champ?
>>5548122
Night...
Hello everyone, how are doink this fine evenink de geso~?
>>5548077
Glad to see you still silently sulking about, Midway.
Win anything while I was out?
>>5548089
Have a good rest.
>>5548116
It's fun when you know you can survive from it. I have been in too many of those in my young life.
>>5548120
Good point. It's better than a few others though.
>>5548126
Just do it. I'm no good for him now.
>>5548156
Uh, hey?
>>5547990
Sort of. More she's sucessful at killing more than anything else.
>>5548126
Dont be rediculous.
>>5548077
Good to see you too midway.
>>5548126
Three Sabers went in, now only one is still standing.
>>5548129
Get to me after the game.
>>5548122
Sleep tight.
>>5548129
>>5548122
You lot, too.
>>5548162
Call me selfish, but I can't actually think of any, myself.
>>5548156
Fine... I guess...
>>5548129
you could say it was pretty grimey.
>>5548129
>
>>5548140
I-i love you man. You're great too.
>>5548141
>Drinks the cocoa while hugging >>5548162
>doesn't freeze to death thanks to the coco
This is great...I feel loved.
>>5548185
a-alright.
>>5548187
t-thanks
>>5548195
It was. Fuck babbies. People literally bring them into the place not to eat, but to fucking throw all their food on the floor.
>>5548185
I-I didn't even want to win anyway! Ha! Fooled you!
...
>>5548105
WHAT A SHAME, I WAS GETTING HUNGRY!
DO YOU THINK THAT "SABER" CHICK KNOWS WHAT A STRATEGY IS-- AAAAAND SHE'S DEAD.
>>5548126
AND SO AM I. DAMNIT.
>>5548116
Especially since I'd put heaps of inspiring speeches in it - I'm pretty good at those, if you couldn't tell! Hell, maybe you could write it with me, it'd be a good time!
>>5548139
I'm usually the one stroking my own ego, dude, so this is just so weird to me. And my personality sure would have made you assume that I would never do this in front of them.
...T-The answer to that question is... Kind of, yes. I never thought I'd be breaking down in front of you, dude! I guess you should be honoured or something...
>>5548156
We're doing great, girl I think I've met before but forgot the name of! How're you today, dude? Pretty awesome, if you do say so yourself~?
>>5548209
Babbies. Psssh try dealing with old people.
they are like babbies cept they smell worse and are able to bite and scratch the shit out of you
>>5548129
>Hugs
>>5548139
Sure Flo, you can ask me anything that's on your mind.
>Cucumber began to slowly descend back to the ground, being tried from being in the sky.
>>5548162
I beg to differ. Since I am a little nuts in the head, I think not knowing if you live through a fight or not, is the most heart-throbbing experience out there... besides love of course.
>>5548224
I would love to write it with ya... but I got some duties to attend, so I need to leave the writing to you. Sorry pal.
>>5548187
One example is America. He has been feeling more and more sorry for himself.
>>5548209
You make yourself right at home. Tell us all about it
>>5548209
Love you too, buddy.
>>5548185
Defeated by no one but myself...yes, this is how it should be...I'm hungry.
>>5548185
Steven's laptop ran into an error.
Next day
I'm sorry, I think I'll be g-going now...
>>5548224
W-well... No one is unbreakable, Alfred...
And really...I am a little worried. Or... I was...
I hope you'll forgive me, but I need to go for now.... Farewell, and feel better.
>>5548242
...Oh, well um...
>she blushes a bit and scratches at her cheek
You're... doing what I was going to ask anyway, because I should be leaving... I need to rest.
It was um... nice meeting you. I'd like to ask if um... you'd like to...consider me an ally? Or...a friend, even...
>>5548242
Hm... Wait, maybe you could give me some ideas, dude! You gave me the idea to write a book, so maybe, you could help me by giving me ideas, dude!
>>5548156
>Knock it off, I'm trying to sleep.
>>5548265
Bye...
>>5548234
thanks bro
>>5548208
>I-i love you, Kanaka. I swear.
>>5548251
>Sits here getting comfy while venting about my shitty, but ok day
I'd blogpost, but I don't feel like doing paragraphs.
>>5548209
Please go away. I don't want to be touched by anyone.
>>5548242
Love is something I can understand. It's one of my biggest goals.
>>5548265
Floria right? Good bye.
>>5548209
Oh, I thought you said nap. I'd just suggest a nap.
>>5548243
Pfft. Better that he actually faces reality.
>>5548265
Later, Florina.
>>5548261
They fought valiantly but died easily.
>>5548287
How about some cliffnotes then?
>>5548265
No one is, but I'm supposed to be tough! Unbreakable! A hero's whole life is based around strength, and I'll be damned if I have none of it!
...Still, I really do appreciate you being concerned for me, Florina. I'll be fine in a few minutes, and I'll be a bundle of joy like always, dude! See ya later, dude! It was nice to see you again, even if it was in a situation like that!
>>5548184
Interesting.
Looks like all that R&D is actually worth a damn, even though the girl likely still has a ways to go towards matching my kills, even with my numerous extended absences.
>tfw Ruby will be kill
>>5548297
That is true. He's just now figuring out that only one person likes him. He's been a mess ever since.
>>5548329
I'm surprised he's actually surprised, really.
>>5548265
I'd be honored and grateful, to have a sweetheart like you as my friend and ally! And maybe... just maybe... we can be something more!
Anyways,
>she hops off her dragon, and sends it flying back to whatever it came from.
I gotta jet as well. So night Flo!
>>5548270
Hmmmmm... i'll give you the ideas when I am fully awake. Because right now, I am dead tired. So, night Fred.
>>5548288
As long you have someone to love, or someone that keeps you moving, anything is cool in life.
Also, love is also a goal in life for me. But, that's for next time... later gator!
>>5548307
Looks like there won't be a finale featuring only cats. Winner's up next.
>>5548346
Don't worry, Yushia! I'll still be here brewing ideas for the book, whether big or small! See ya later, Yushia! Have a good rest!
>>5548345
It is what happens when everything you choose to believe in comes to a halt. Sad in many ways.
>>5548346
I do and I never stop moving for him. Nice speaking with you, Yushia. Good bye.
>>5548288
w-what if I wear plastic wrap over my body? Then we're not really touching.
>>5548347
Bad kitty.
>>5548378
Don't tell me you actually PITY him....
>>5548393
Congrats Schrodinger
>>5548393
Yo, congrats to Schrodinger, and thanks for hosting, dude!
>>5548409
Congrats, uh...guy. And thanks for the show.
>>5548409
All Sabers were equal this match.
>>5548409
Congratulations for living or dying not sure which.
Thanks for hosting
>>5548401
Pity is a strong word. Pathetic can also mean sad.
>>5548392
Why do you want to teach me so much?
>>5548426
This is new. Thanks for hosting. Garnet. Congratulations.
>>5548426
Thanks for hosting.
>>5548426
Thanks, and all that.
>>5548415
>>5548425
>>5548442
>>5548448
>>5548451
No problem guys. Thanks for playing and all that.
>>5548464
I will have your card up soon.
>>5548327
True, you really were the blood princess in the games.
>>5548448
I'm just a very emotional person who conveys most of that emotion through physical contact.
>>5548448
I don't even know why I look at the idiot in the first place, myself, it's just an exercise in frustration.
Give me a beat, HG.
>>5548409
Congratulations
>>5548426
Thanks for hosting
>>5548517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z1h2VE0hzs
>>5548507
Uh huh. Try it with someone else. I am not that girl.
>>5548512
I remember when you felt that way to many people here. Now you only save it for people who deserve it.
>>5548517
Activating speakers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sZD0Avi8Qs
>>5548528
>>5548466
No problem.
>>5548548
What, pity, or the "frustration" thing?
>>5548451
Oh. Hello Urotsuki. You popped from nowhere.
>>5548620
Frustration. You got so angry with everything when you first came. I'm surprised you were able to make friends when you were like that.
>ahem
Sorry for the abse--
>>5548667
Hello... whoever you're supposed to be.
>>5548667
That was in part just me...asserting 'dominance'. But I guess I was different then. Hell, I'm not even sure how much of how I am now is just having changed or just not hiding, at this point.
>>5548697
Urotsuki!
>She sort of bolts right over, and flings her arms open
>>5548708
But you hate touching
>>5548712
Urotsuki's her sort-of sister, m8
She can make exceptions
>>5548725
Urotsuki is a 2hu?
>>5548697
Ah. I'm being creepy again. Like you, I used to be a loner. Unlike you, I'm still working on that.
>>5548708
Fair enough. Without that tank you wouldn't be threatening otherwise.
>>5548736
No, she's not
I think she's from a Yume Nikki fangame or something
>>5548708
...;
>she looks a little bewildered at her attitude, but she opens her arms and gives a soft smile
Heyo, sis.
>>5548725
This anon's mostly right. Listen to that one.
>>5548737
...Unlike me?
Are you implying I'm a "creep"?
>she points her chainsaw at you
And you didn't answer my question.
>>5548745
Color me confused then.
>>5548745
>Correct!
This is how HG thinks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0TEvK-mjlg
>>5548764
moe a best
>>5548712
>>5548725
Exactly. Even I have people I can relax around.
>>5548737
You know, that's actually kinda weird. It seems like more people respect me for attacking them outside the damn thing than with it.
>>5548748
Hey....
>It's not long before she sort of just starts sobbing. Heavily.
what are you listening to right now, HG?
>>5548784
twitch dot tv/monotonetim
>>5548784
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=et6ardfQZmY
you'll never guess who I am, come on now
>mind crushes everyone in the thread
>>5548784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TIjmYAUzIg
>>5548784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unnRniKuCbc
>>5548796
I activate the gift of greed to cancel out the mind crush
>>5548784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu4T-rLkvI4
>>5548784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx96Twg-Aew
>>5548784
>Watching Magical Knight Rayearth for the hell of it.
>>5548776
>her name's just me, anon. Means eye in Japanese.
>but she a cute, I agree.
>>5548780
Uh.
>she pauses for a second, before embracing Rika and patting her head
...Jeez, it's never taken you that long to break down before...
What's got you like this?
>>5548781
>i got cake. ;v
>>5548748
>she shows no jumpiness at the weapon aimed at her
I only meant as in being a loner. And you didn't ask a question.
>>5548781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loNVbXmGrHg
>>5548780
A big thing of not using weapons makes you better I guess. Something like that.
>>5548811
that doesn't stop mind crush, m8
>>5548821
aw shit nigga, that's the shit i do like
it better be cheesecake, m8, or else we'll have a problem
>>5548784
Johnnie Taylor
>>5548838
Cheesecake is not cake.
>>5548784
blueballing myself on civ6 LPs
>>5548784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsnXeQDqOOg
>>5548832
Three of a kind aces.
>>5548845
what the fuck, it's not?
why the fuck is it called cheesecake then?
>>5548853
I don't know. Because it has a fuck load of cream cheese in it?
It's cream pie
>>5548863
god fucking damnit, i've been deceived my whole life
brb, gonna go kill myself
>>5548846
>Shit, that's already out?
>>5548827
I just don't get these people sometimes, honestly. You'd think people would be intimidated by the giant metal war machine, but noooo.
...I bet it's because of the design.
>>5548821
>She manages to choke out a few words
Sorry. Another me...did THINGS....
>>5548784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6IAXuCSLgw
>>5548875
no it's not, LPers and reviewers got a version of the game to play with without an NDA. Hence, blueballs.
>>5548872
While we are telling horrible truths, walnuts are not nuts.
>>5548875
Are you sure? There's nothing scarier than flowers and eyes.
>>5548827
...Hmph. So I see.
Whatever.
>she revs the chainsaw once before lowering it
So, who told you my name? Rika? Or maybe it was Ramlethal, or Garry.
>>5548838
>All I got is this
>>5548875
Another you did things?
...No doubt bad things....
Just... try to calm down or something. It's alright.
>she rubs your head slowly, continuing to hug you
>>5548893
Ay Urotsuki. I can't sleep.
>>5548887
>Oh, well shit.
>>5548891
And that's another thing! Why the hell to so many people see goddamn Sigma? It's still back in my hideout, I haven't even taken it for a test run yet!
>>5548893
I still feel...unclean.
>>5548905
drink yourself to sleep like every other nigger does.
>>5548893
I'm afraid only Rika knows me and that's only because I started talking to her. You see.... I was in the shadows of this place for some time.
>>5548907
Hiding a giant eye is harder than you think.
>>5548907
Hold me. I can't wait much longer.
>>5548908
That's Indians if your partners in pointy hats are to be believed.
>>5548900
Anonymous, did you know that almonds are a member of the peach family?
>>5548920
It's in my HIDEOUT. I haven't brought it out and nobody knows where it is. It's some weird repeated instances of hallucinating the same damn thing.
>>5548935
>[Haphephobia intensifies]
>Just stop torturing yourself man
>>5548905
Er... That sucks?
I mean, it does.
>>5548907
Wh-...
Those kinds of things?
How terrible...
>she loosens the hug and looks down at you
>>5548900
>enjoy my man. Strawberry best berry for cake
>>5548920
...How weird.
Then again, so was I at some point. Still...
How much have you...seen about me then?
>>5548939
NO, I FUCKING DIDN'T, AND I'M LIVID AS ALL HELL
HOW THE FUCK ARE ALMONDS RELATED TO PEACHES?
ARE ALMONDS THE PEACH'S ILLEGITIMATE SON OR SOMETHING?
WHAT THE FUCK ELSE HAVE I MISSED OUT ON?
>>5548949
chocolate isn't so bad, if i do say so myself
haven't had all that much cake, so i don't know what different type of cakes there are, m8
>>5548944
Well I have Haphephobia-phobia, and you're really triggering me
>>5548935
Touch her without her permission, and you won't hold anything for the rest of your life.
Herobrine avatar when
>>5547545
that's a big hat
>>5548965
the almonds got activated, m8
>>5548949
>She manages to look up as well, teary-eyed as she is
Yeah. She was so damn...smug about it.
>>5548966
>F.
>>5548976
>That's still a thing?
>>5548974
I-I'm feeling really attacked right now.
>>5548980
ACTIVATED ALMONDS?
M8, THIS IS A MATTER OF FAMILY MATTERS, NOT HOW ALMONDS CAN TURN SUPER SAIYAN
>>5548982
>still a thing
It's growing
>>5548965
Ranch dressing contains titanium dioxide, which is used to make it appear whiter. The same ingredient is used in sunscreen and paint for the same effect.
Three plates of food at a Chinese buffet will net you about 3,000 calories.
To make jelly beans shiny, shellac is used, which is made from Kerria lacca insect excretions.
One fast food hamburger may contain meat from 100 different cows.
Ketchup was used as a medicine in the 1800s to treat diarrhea, among other things.
Would you like to subscribe for more fun food facts anonymous?
>>5548979
no it isn't
>>5548944
I think I saw that thing in a few games once as well. Didn't do so well. Maybe that's why you hide it?
>>5548949
I knew you could understand. I have been here for months now. I saw you when you believed this place was a dream. It was interesting to hear someone convinced themselves of that.
>>5548976
>What is this?
>>5548987
Are we doing this again?
Coffee beans aren't beans
Pringles are not classified as potato chips in the UK
White chocolate technically has no chocolate in it
Bananas are herbs
Tomato is a fruit
>>5548994
okay, the second, third, and last fact was pretty interesting, BUT I'M STILL FUCKING PISSED
I'LL SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR SHIT, GIVE ME ANOTHER REASON TO BE PISSED OFF
I'M ALMOST ENJOYING MY ANGER
Bananas are an herb? that's sweet. I'm more for plants then I though
>>5548949
>>5548965
>Strawberries aren't berries
>I can go on for a very long time
Ain't nothin that's gonna hurt me none in the long run, so it ain't nothin to complain about. Jus figured I might as well talk long as I'm up.
>>5549002
>Pringles are not classified as potato chips in the UK
do you mean crisps?
ALSO WHAT IN THE FUCK
>>5549002
REEEEEEEEEEE
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO FUCKING MAD IN MY LIFE
WE'RE DOING THIS SHIT AGAIN BECAUSE I'M FUCKING LIVID
>>5548990
>Seriously?
>>5548996
Tch, you think I haven't seen it too? I just don't get it. If this place is to be believed I've destroyed the thing twice.
>>5548976
>the fact that people make money from that makes me sick.
>>5548985
I haven't even touched you yet. You're weak.
>>5548982
I'm sorry to hear that happened... And that I couldn't stop it.
Damnit...
When did this happen?
>>5548996
...I... So you've seen pretty much everything.
Sometimes I forget how public this place is for all the isolated groups we have...
It's a bit embarrassing. But.. I won't lie. I was that way at one point.
>>5549018
...Hm. That's one way to look at things if nothing else. And you thought I'd be the one to talk to.
>>5549017
They're not an herb, they're a berry.
>>5549008
Thank you for subscribing!
Each pineapple plant only produces just one pineapple per year.
Lettuce is a member of the sunflower family.
Blueberries are a good source of Vitamin C and fibre.
Pumpkin flowers are edible.
Peaches are the third most popular fruit grown in America.
We are eating 900% more broccoli than humanity did 20 years ago.
There are more than 600 pasta shapes produced worldwide.
>>5549034
WOW, I'M PRETTY FUCKING INTERESTED BY THIS SHIT, I MUST ADMIT
I'M STILL MAD AS FUCK, BUT I'M INTERESTED
GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE, PLEASE
>>5549028
>She slowly pulls away, and glances around, rubbing her own arm awkwardly
...Yesterday.
>>5549044
>Why
Man, you fuckers are autistic.
>>5549044
DON'T YOU "YEE" ME, YOU BEAUTIFUL PERSON
MY PERSPECTIVE OF REALITY IS SO FUCKING BROKEN RIGHT NOW
>>5549046
Food Fun Facts would like to inform you that these fun facts may not be entirely accurate.
Many mass-produced ice creams have seaweed in them.
Cheese products contain less than 51% cheese.
Some yoghurt contain beef or pork gelatin.
The weight of a Babybel is 21 grammes.
An average American will eat the equivalent of 28 pigs in their lifetime.
The first soup was made from hippopotamus and dates back to 6000 B.C.
The average hot dog is consumed in 6 bites.
>>5549021
Seeing and destroying is believing. But if you didn't enter it...
I'm really confused.
>>5549028
Everything from eleven months ago. When I saw you, I was writing about how crazy your dreams must be.
>>5549059
I can always count on you guys to point out the obvious.
>>5549028
Well yeah. You seem to like talkin a whole lot more than most everyone else round here.
>>5549059
>Oranges are legally dairy in 2 states
>>5549070
only 28?
>>5549084
you've got to take into account the lowered life span from eating so many pigs
>>5549084
Pigs are big
And this is an average, it takes in acvou t every citizens, even poorfags/vegans/vegetarians/people that simply dont eat pig
>>5549084
Remember, this would mean 49.9% of the population of the united states can eat well above 28 adult pigs within their lifetimes.
>>5549086
Oh dear, I appear to have run out of food fact, I apologize anonymous.
>>5549068
>Goddammit
>>5549073
I don't get it, either. And hell, there was a time where I was killed by it, too. This place...just doesn't make sense, sometimes.
>>5549086
White chocolate is made from leftover residu from extracting the cocobeans
So it technically has no cacao in it
>>5549056
I see...
She was another you then, hm? Identical....
>she revs her chainsaw
I'll kill her...
>>5549073
And it's really almost been that long.
>she scratches at her head
They were...an adventure to say the least, one I was entirely conscious of.
>>5549078
I don't... really know about that.
>she shrugs
I try.
>>5549070
>six bites
My record is zero
>>5549117
Are you a female Izaya?
>>5549113
Nah, you succeed. There's a big difference. Speakin a which, I'm gonna go try to succeed at sleepin again. Night man.
>>5549126
Hm...
Ah!
Anonymous, did you know that there is an average of 50,000 spiders per acre in green areas.
>>5549122
Izaya is already a female Izaya
>>5549111
Even after being in here that long and taking so many notes. I'm getting a headache thinking about it
>>5549113
It was. It was fun looking at you. I can say it was almost inspiring to me as well.
>>5549113
Physically. Acted completely different.....
...And that's assuming I don't get to her first.
>She places a hand on her dagger
>>5549117
Shiiiiet, them boots and them arm warmers
>>5549144
...WHAT
WHAT THE FUCK
ARE WE IN A GREEN AREA
THE FACT WAS COOL AND SHIT, BUT I NEED TO KNOW
>>5549158
I would suggest doing a clean sweep of your house before sleeping tonight anonymous.
Did you know that a housefly hums in the key of F? And that a grasshopper can leap 20 times the length of its own body?
>>5549150
...I suppose it could've been another me, now that I think of it.
>>5549185
WELL, FUCK, I GUESS I'M GOING TO DIE TONIGHT
IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU, WHOEVER YOU ARE
THESE FACTS ARE PRETTY INTERESTING, M8
WHERE DO YOU GET THEM?
>>5549131
Good luck then.
...that's unusual.
>>5549150
Fun? Hmph, that's dangerously close to trivializing it.
I should kill you for that.
...What can I say? I learnt how to deal with it, though.
>she shrugs and leans against a nearby tree
>>5549151
It's... kind of hard to believe something like that would happen here. Especially...
..
>she shakes her head
Rest assured.... I'll be on the lookout from now on, sis. I promise.
>>5549199
You may call me Aigis, and in this age of information, many of these facts may be obtained through basic internet searches for your viewing pleasure.
Rest in peace.
>>5549188
Well we know those exist with yesterday's happenings. Sorry about that.
>>5549203
Still a little violent I see. I suppose being Ramlethal's friend doesn't help with that. And yes. Watching you gave me hope for myself.
>>5549220
...
>takes her book out
>>5549220
hwat?
>>5549203
Seeing another me wasn't...entirely unexpected.
...Just be careful. I might want to even dress different, to set myself apart....
>>5549237
She was around the day before that, too, actually. I just...I wasn't expecting that.
>>5549231
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, AIGIS
IT'S NICE TO LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY, I GOTTA SAY
I'M GOING TO DIE, BUT WHO'S GOING TO ATTEND MY FUNERAL?
>>5549237
>>5549239
P-please..I need it...
>>5549237
I'm never losing that edge. It keeps me alive here, you know.
And I know you know that.
...So, what's your name? If you're going to quit being as much of an outcast, I have to know that much.
>>5549248
...Like I'm going to let her catch me off guard.
>she smiles
I'm more than capable of defending myself.
Can I do anything else for you, other than help tear her apart when she shows herself?
>>5549289
>holds a few hundred yen coins just out of your reach
>>5549255
Congratulations anon. Of a population of over 300 million, a mere 6.5 people lose their lives to spider bites each year! As such, your funeral will be attended by the other five and a half persons to have succumbed to arachnids/
What games you miss HG?
>>5549248
I don't think anyone normal was expecting that. What a mess that was. I hated having to record that.
>>5549289
Shouldn't you be talking to the guy who has it then?
>>5549295
Right. My name again. Mizore Shirayuki. You can call me either of those.
>>5549255
I have nothing better to do.
>>5549310
Not Hoshi's
>>5549295
>>5549317
J-just give me the money. No one has to get hurt.
>>5549220
>try to do something simple
>fuck it up
I hate gifs
>>5549309
>>5549255
Muhahahhaha
>>5549310
the
>>5549332
kek
>>5549295
I don't even know if she other me's even capable of using magic, either....
I. I don't know. It's hard to think lately, is all.
...I could do for company.
>>5549317
It's even worse being one of the parties involved, trust me there.
>>5549333
>>5549342
Anonymous, there appears to be a spider in front of us right now.
>>5549343
It sounds like you just need a moment to gather your thoughts.
...And company's easy to provide, so sure. It's not like I have anywhere to be the next few days.
>>5549317
...Mizore it is then.
And I don't even have to introduce myself. How nice.
Shirayuki... That's an interesting surname. Like white snow.
>>5549329
>she closes her hand and pulls it away
I don't see why.
>>5549255
I don't see why not.
>>5549310
Spy's games
>>5549329
Oh sure. Just wait a minute.
>she upturns every pocket she has on her body
I don't have any.
>>5549310
>Rival Schools, Darkstalkers, Streets of Rage
>>5549342
I am the best best person to be cool. I'll be waiting.
>>5549343
I... have experienced it as well.
>>5549368
There's a reason for that. Ah. You should touch me.
>>5549310
Aaliyah's faction games. One of the few times this place felt like a roleplaying community and not just another anime character dialog exchange.
>>5549368
I've had over a day and focusing is still hard.
>She moves over to her tank, and sits down heavily
What's going on on your part?
>>5549379
...Seriously?
>>5549333
>>5549355
OH FUCK NO
AIGIS, GET THE FUCKING BUG SPRAY, I'M NOT GOING TO DIE NOW, GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
>>5549368
WELL, ISN'T THAT FUCKING PEACHY?
I'M ABOUT TO DIE RIGHT NOW, SO YOU CAN EXPECT TO ATTEND IT SOON
YOU ALSO GET TO SIT IN THE FRONT ROW
WHERE ALL THE COOL KIDS SIT
>>5549379
A PUN
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
WELL, SINCE I'M ABOUT TO DIE, YOU'RE GONNA GET TO ATTEND IT IN, LIKE, A MINUTE
DRESS IN YOUR SUNDAY BEST
>>5549368
>>5549379
But..I need money....
>Starts crying
>>5549310
Jude's games, thoose were funny.
>>5549391
Please stand behind me anonymous.
>She punches the wall the spider is on
>The wall explodes
>>5549419
Too bad he left and is shitposting anonymously now.
just saying.
I would destroy all of you in CoD WaW
>>5549379
...Uh.
Why should I do that?
>>5549386
>she sits down next to you, leaning back on her hands
The rest of the staff are pretty much busy for the next few days, so I'm free to do whatever I want.
Tch...Or maybe they're just being lazy.
Oh.. and I've started looking for editors for my writings. The first draft is done.
>>5549401
What for?
>>5549391
Oh joy.
Well.. I'm sure it'll be great.
>>5549439
1v1 me in fucking Jelly Battle, you cunt
>>5549439
Probably. I don't play shit.
>>5549440
Candy.
>>5549386
Three times. Two outside of here. You're handling this better than I did.
>>5549391
Already? But I'm not ready yet. Could you wait until tomorrow?
>>5549401
>she checks her pockets once again then her book
>one piece of metal drops out of it
>>5549439
It's much more fun using real guns.
what happened to Laura?
>>5549463
T-this isn't even enough for the GOOD candy...
>>5549456
..Eh. Now I'm not interested.
>>5549458
...That's it?
>she puts the coins back in her pocket.
Nevermind then.
>as she walks away, a coin or two falls out of her pockets
>>5549440
You can get powers, right? Just in the case we never speak again...
>the sir around them gets cold as Mizore's hands turns into spikes and her hair becomes ice like.
>>5549456
Oh dear. I do not believe factual information holds any monetary value.
Although in the U.S., one may take up a job in the censorship of facts during presidential elections, this particular year appears to show significant job growth!
>>5549463
WELL, SURE, WHY NOT
IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GOING TO DIE ANYTIME SOON SINCE THE SPIDER'S DEAD
DRESS IN YOUR SUNDAY BEST ANYWAY
WHY?
BECAUSE YOU'LL LOOK FANCY AND SHIT
>>5549472
ANON, MY SON
WE MAY BE NEETS
BUT WE'RE NOT TRULY NEETS
>>5549477
IS THIS BECAUSE I'M AN ANON?
WHAT THE FUCK, MAN
IT'S A CONSOLATION PRIZE, AND THEN YOU REJECT IT
>>5549469
I molested her to death.
>>5549472
I'm lonely too, nigger, you don't see me insulting people's WaW skills. Shit. Are those servers even still alive?
>>5549440
Sounds like bad planning.... So soon? You work fast as all hell.
>>5549463
I'm...decent at bottling emotions up and masking it with grumpiness and snarking.
>>5549472
>Honestly, if it worked, I would play it just to see how stupid it's gotten.
>>5549471
That is a problem I cannot help with. That's all I have.
>>5549487
WELL, SHIT
DO YOU THINK YOU'D BE ABLE TO TAKE UP A JOB LIKE THAT TO PAY FOR THE DAMAGES, OR DO I HAVE TO?
>>5549472
I'd rather shitpost at the moment.
>>5549472
1v1 me in rocksmith 2014 you son of a bitch.
>>5549505
Unfortunately, as both a denizen of Japan and an android, I am unable to hold any major political position in the united states.
This is a task you must uptake anonymous, how are your lying skills?
>>5549477
>Picks the coins up when you're gone
>>5549503
We're in luck, lady! We're getting name brands!