HG thread
>>5549523
SHIT, SO IT'S UP TO ME TO TAKE THAT JOB
WELL, AIGIS, I'M VERY GOOD AT MY LYING SKILLS, I'LL TELL YOU THAT MUCH
GIVE ME SOMETHING TO LIE ABOUT
>>5549526
Did you know that a group of bears is called a sloth?
>>5549542
I believe you are lying about your lying skills anonymous.
>>5549478
Oh... You're just offering it to me?
It's worth a shot.
>she reaches forward and touches your hand. Shortly after, light engulfs her and a short, satisfying jingle plays
...Yuki...Onna.
>closing her eyes, another jingle plays and when the light clears, she's dressed in a long, flowing white robe and her hair has turned a light blue.
>>5549502
It is something I've been writing, sort of as a story for a few months now.
Writing is one of the few things other than killing I managed to hone after all~.
>>5549491
Yeah, but it's not you that's dying.
>>5549540
>she doesn't notice and you're now free to spend that shit
>>5549555
I always assumed that that kinda stuff took, like...years, personally. And we're working on that, aren't we?
>>5549491
Okay. Let me see if I have something else other than my uniform.
>>5549502
I tried that. It just ended up transforming me to what I am now.
>>5549521
>No. I mean the last time I played, everyone was in the sky somehow and kept shooting you. The ones that weren't summoned tanks in maps that didn't have them.
>>5549540
Name brands? Like what?
>>5549555
I don't see why not. Take it as thank you for watching you all of those months.
>she closes her eyes as the light shines
Did it work?
>>5549526
what a nice guy
>>5549567
The art of deception requires that the receiving party believe that there is no deception. Relay this lie to an individual here.
Did you know that Brown Bears are the largest species of bear on the planet?
>>5549576
Maybe a Kitkat....Snickers....I don't know..
>>5549586
>>5549594
You know what? Spend it on yourself. I'll go back to hiding soon.
Oh, we're in this thread now.
Hi folks.
>>5549576
YOU'LL LOOK SOCIABLE AND SHIT IF YOU DRESS TO FIT THE OCCASION
TRUST ME, I KNOW HOW THE DRESS CODE WORKS HERE
>>5549590
WELL, THAT'S TRUE, BUT IT'S NOT EXACTLY EASY TO DECEIVE SOMEONE IF THEY CAN READ YOUR PAST CONVERSATIONS AND SEE YOUR INTENTIONS
INSTEAD, CHECK THIS SHIT OUT
>>5549594
YO, YOU THERE
YES, YOU
THE ONE TALKING ABOUT KITKATS AND SHIT
DID YOU KNOW THAT A KEY INGREDIENT IN A SNICKERS BAR IS SUNFLOWER SEEDS?
>>5549576
Well...it's different for everyone, isn't it?
>>5549567
Yes, but not against you.
>>5549576
>a light snowfall starts around her, in a small area
...You tell me.
>she looks at her hand, with a faint look of melancholy
I've never had an ability like this before.. It feels so new.
>>5549574
Considering I was writing it when I was still in my room, that translates to around... a year and a half?
..And yes, I partially have a few people, including you, to thank for that.
>>5549624
>420
R I K A W A V E
A E S T H T E T I C S
>>5549629
Makes more sense..... And not just that, I meant more about skills than anything.
>>5549629
BUT WHY?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO ATTEND ANOTHER GUY'S FUNERAL, EVEN IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS?
HIS LIFE IS JUST AS COMPLEX AS MINE, SO WHY AREN'T YOU TREATING HIM WITH THE RESPECT AS YOU'VE DONE TO ME?
MAYBE I'M JUST MISINTERPRETING THINGS HERE, BUT IT JUST SEEMS CRUEL
>>5549607
A-are you sure you don't want any? It's partially your money.
>>5549619
No. I don't read the ingredients...
>>5549619
While we wait for the results, I have taken the liberty of analyzing your lying capacity anonymous, And I have come to notice that you tend to yell at the top of your lungs.
Perhaps it would benefit you too lower your voice, to conserve more energy for lies.
>>5549619
I'll try.
>>5549624
Apparently so. I have to wonder what would've happened if that didn't happen sometimes.
>>5549629
>as you are demonstrating, she writes it all down
Looks like it work. Why do you look so sad?
>>5549640
You really want me to have some. If you can find one in five minutes then I'll join you.
>>5549655
...Never any point on dwelling on the what-ifs and could-have-beens.
>>5549640
WELL, NOW YOU KNOW
THAT'S WHY IT'S SO CRUNCHY - THEY PUT SUNFLOWER SEEDS IN IT TO ENHANCE THE TASTE
>>5549649
B-BUT YELLING IS A PART OF MY PERSONALITY, M8
I EITHER SPEAK LIKE THIS
or i speak like this
AND I PREFER YELLING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS
>>5549655
COOL COOL
DRESS WELL AND YOU'LL MAKE SHITLOADS OF FRIENDS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY "HOSHIT DID NOTHING WRONG"
>>5549638
...Now you're confusing me. What do you mean more about skills than anything?
>>5549639
Maybe I will if you stop badgering me about it.
>>5549655
It's just... a vague feeling I felt when I first equipped this.
Still, this isn't that bad at all. It's just a bit...cold.
Is this how you always feel?
>>5549670
GOOD
AFTER ALL, IT'S A CONSOLATION PRIZE FOR GETTING YOUR HOPES UP AND THEN DROPPING THEM
>>5549663
Hmm...
Anonymous, how do you feel about the current state of illegal immigration? I believe a well paying position under Trump may be easily secured with your personality.
>>5549640
...By the way.
>>5549682
I'M NOT TOO INTERESTED IN IT, EXACTLY, SO I THINK I'LL HAVE TO PASS ON THAT OFFER, ALTHOUGH I APPRECIATE THE RECOMMENDATION
I SEE YOUR POINT, HOWEVER
how about i speak like this from now on, m8?
>>5549670
"One of the few things other than killing I managed to hone".
...My mind could just be wandering right now. A bit difficult to focus.
>>5549661
Why not?
>>5549670
Cold? Of course that's how I feel. Too much heat can hurt me or worse.
>>5549663
Having friends in here sounds cool.
>>5549704
ANOTHER GODADAMN PUN
WELL, FUCK, YOU CAN ALWAYS USE THAT AS AN "ICE"BREAKER WHEN YOU SAY HELLO TO ANYONE
...laugh, come on now
it took me all day to think of that
>>5549704
There's nothing that can be done, of course.
>>5549695
It is worth interchanging between these two volumes as you see fit anonymous, a combination at the right times may bring greater success.
Unfortunately, It is now time for me to recharge my body, goodnight.
>>5549704
It took a while to walk to the store and back, but I got it. Let's chow down!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOzM4ClFG1o
Goodnight hunger games.
>>5549719
alright then, m8
i'll look into getting a job so we can pay for the damages
good night, m8, and i hope you find some more facts in the future
>>5549697
Well, you're not always the best at wording your sentences either. Sure you don't need a nap?
...In any case, I get what you mean. I'm fine learning all the stuff I am at the moment.
>>5549704
...How lonely at times.
>she sits down and looks up at the sky, watching the snow fall gently and slowly to the ground, starting to build up
>>5549719
Bye.
>>5549680
Thanks for that then, anon.
Maybe not all of you are bad. Just the one that insists on kissing me when I enter.
>>5549731
of course not all of us are bad, m8
even if we're known for being generally toxic, we're not malicious people
i'm just not one to kiss people without a good reason
no offence
>>5549711
Clever. Very clever. Hey. You're not yelling anymore.
>>5549717
Ah. That is just common sense.
>>5549719
>>5549728
Good night to you two.
>>5549724
You're a sweet one. Just give me one bar and you can have the rest. I'm going to sleep soon.
>>5549731
It is. I didn't realize how many people didn't like it until I talked to them. I hope they get over it.
>>5549728
>tucks into bed
>>5549742
well, there's no reason to yell if i'm being sincere
my yelling is just for comedic effect, but the same can be said for when i'm just speaking
OF COURSE, I COULD GO BACK TO YELLING
but that must hurts my throat if i do it for too long
>>5549728
>>5549719
Later.
>>5549731
Doesn't help much when, you think of how to word a sentence, and you personally can't see anyone possibly interpreting it another way.
Nap? Sleep? I dunno. I've been up for a while.
>>5549742
....
Even if it's difficult to give heed to that,
>>5549742
I guess I know what you mean.. too many sweets before bed can be a bad thing. Thank you so much for the money, lady!
>starts eating the rest
>>5549738
Well obviously I don't take any offense to that.
My experiences with them weren't always good though.
Congrats on being an exception, anon.
>>5549742
On the bright side... It doesn't feel colder around you anymore.
If they don't, then I suppose they just won't be around you. You can't fret about every person that takes issue with you. I know I don't.
>>5549756
It doesn't help that I'm sometimes a little too blunt for my own good.
>she shrugs
I was wondering... would you like to see the draft sometime?
>>5549783
Oh yeah, you said something to me right after I left....Do you still need something, miss?
>>5549783
anon is just a title, after all
we all aren't the same person, come on now
one person makes a huge difference in changing the world
wise words from anon. y mous
>>5549783
And I bounce between too blunt and too vague....
Me? Why me? I'm not exactly the most, you know. Suitable person for the job.
>>5549750
Save your voice. I won't be able to hear it for any longer.
>>5549756
Very well. Continue to handle it.
>>5549765
>she takes a small bite from the bar she was given
Thank you again.
>>5549783
That's good. I suppose that makes it more special when people do want to talk in spite of it.
I have to say this. It was fun actually getting to speak to you guys for once but I can't stay up all night. See you tomorrow.
>she climbs up to the nearest tree and lays on a branch
>>5549809
of course i will, m8
it's only a matter of time before i go back to yelling
good night, m8
>>5549809
...Good luck up there, and with all that other crap. Night.
>>5549793
...Your glasses are crooked. It bothered me.
>>5549798
You said it yourself. That's what you need when you ask for feedback obviously.
...And I can't..really think of too many other people to ask, so...
>she fidgets a bit
>>5549809
>she unequipped the effect
Exactly. See you later then, Mizore.
>>5549820
Yeah, well I can't afford a new pair... You can buy me a new pair if you want.
>>5549824
>changing effects, her face is now adorned with a pair of glasses
I don't need to buy anything.
>she takes them off and offers them to you
>>5549820
Yeah....
>She grins a tiny bit and places a hand on your shoulder
I never said I wouldn't, even if I think there's professionals for this sorta thing.
>>5549831
Huh. These are pretty stylish. Thank you, miss!
>>5549836
And I don't know any such professionals, so you're all I've got.
>she smiles back
It's a bit...long, so be prepared for that.
>>5549849
My name is Urotsuki, so just call me that from now on.
Does my +1 get me anything?
>>5549870
you get a free congratulatory pat on the back
>>5549870
It gets you one welcoming
>>5549875
Oi, I want one too.
>>5549865
I bet there's some in a phonebook or something...they still make those, right? Hell, I've got plenty of free time, after all. Oh, that reminds me, I think I'm about ready to put the finishing touches on the bike, too, but I figured you might want to be there to go over it and lend your opinion to it, too.
>>5549899
Oh, right... I've missed it a lot while you were working. I'd love to see the work that went into it.
>>5549885
Let me fuck your mouth.
>>5549903
Uhh, thank you very much.
>>5549865
I'm Kuriyama Mirai. Thank you for the free glasses. I haven't had a job for quite some time and am really strapped for cash these days...
>>5549903
>tfw nobody offers me pats
>>5549905
Hehe. Well, this is the first chance I've had to give you a report on it, after all. It's, uh, back at my hideout, though.
>>5549918
my nigga, there's pats on the back to go all around
you want one? you got one
have a free congratulatory pat on the back
>>5549917
I'm glad I could help
>>5549918
>Pats the lovable panda
>>5549911
It's no big deal. I can use that as much as I like.
>shrugs
Besides, lots of people are suffering now.... It's not like I can help everyone, but one person is easy.
>>5549920
And the sooner I can see it and get it back, the better. Catching buses and schedules...
>sigh
I wish I could fly.
Meh...Is your hideout that far from here? I'm actually a bit tired.
>>5549941
Sounds like a pain...I should teach you sometime, there's nothing like it!
And it's a short drive from here, yeah. I'm pretty worn out, myself, for that matter.
>>5549959
Believe me, I'd love to try.
>she stretches her arms a bit
Well, we can always look at it tomorrow then, sis. It's not going anywhere unless you... turned it into a youkai or something. Is that how it works?
Tell me a story as I drift off to sleep please, hg.
>>5549989
There once was an ugly anime girl
She was so ugly everyone died.
The end
>>5549989
>Tells a generic story about the tortoise and the hare
>>5549982
Just say the word whenever for either of it.
If I suddenly aged it by like...a century, sure, but I don't think modern things can even do that...hm. Still, if I needed something more intelligent than my ghosts I'd just summon it!
>>5549989
I'm no good at that. Just relax and let your mind wander, you'll come up with your own.
>>5549999
I can try that.
>>5549995
T-that's a really bad ending, Anon. Doesn't she get the prince? I mean..it'd be better..if it was a love...stor-
>drifts off as >>5549998 tells her story
>night
>>5549989
Here, have a six-word horror story.
>"She forgot to lock the door."
>>5550005
>whispers with a hushed tone
Sleep well, stranger..don't let the bed bugs get ya.
>>5549989
Check it out.
in 1989 there was this group called the sweenies. Now these dudes where the baddest of the bad. Like no gang in the city of anywhere city would fuck with them. Well one day our hero J.D joined the sweenies. He met the boss named Big D. Why they called him Big D? No one knows. Right so he joins Sweenies and actually becomes good friends with Big D. Well unfortunately Big D got caught shop lifting at the chevy dealership,so he went to jail. J.D didn't like that so he thought of a plan to bust his friend out of jail. So one day he plugged his brain into a computer and played GTA san andreas in order to gain gangsta skills. But it actually turns out that he was already inside a GTA game and that he was the main character! Unable to come to terms with this J.D committed suicide by overdosing on broccoli. The end
>>5549999
Sleep first, then. For me anyway.
So it can work that way? They used to tell stories about that. Like how discarded umbrellas became youkai...
Why not a bike?
So one thing for me today, HG.
Make sure the Loud House doesn't get >>5555555
Every
Villian
Is
Lemons
EVIL
>>5550016
where can I find the disney movie of this
>>5550025
yeah it's gonna be /sug/
>>5550005
>>5550013
Better than I could manage.
>>5550025
No promises.
>>5550024
Yep, tsukumogami, actually there was one of those that came here for a while, and a drum.
...I don't actually know if electric or modern things can actually do that. It's kinda without precedent.
>>5550044
>Steals coke
>>5550047
....
>Gets another can.
>>5550050
Another one?
I'LL STEAL IT!
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
>>5550044
I'd rather not deal with it anyway.
...Hey. Considering what happened...You don't mind me staying here for the night, yeah?
>>5550044
Uhm..Rika...
>She looks away for a moment before reachign her hand out, offering her a silver coin with the head of a dragon imprintedo n it.
This is for letting me sleep in your tank...A-and I also ate an apple b-because I was hungry, I'm so sorry for that! I also folded all the laundry and the blanket you gave me!
I'm sorry for stealing, I really am!
>All the while, she is bowing like a madman
>4chan pass owner now have reduced cooldown time
Now I kinda want one, being able to RP at lightspeed
>>5550062
DISHING OUT REPLIES EVERY FIVE SECONDS, MOTHERFUCKERS
>>5550062
>>5550062
Oh really? Testing that out.
>>5550074
Test 2.
>>5550062
test
>>5550053
I heard that, genius.
>>5550055
Besides, the bike would be, like...a part of them. Talk about weird.
Well, no, course not. What's mine is yours', after all.
>>5550056
What in the hell a-oh, that! Don't worry about it, food's there to be eaten, never had a problem getting the stuff before.
>She rubs her neck awkwardly
Hell, I've got plenty of money, too. Besides, it would've taken actually ruining that blanket to actually piss me off.
>>5550093
>>5550093
>>5550091
So you are not angry at me? Yaaaay! You're really nice! I hope you like the way I folded your laundry. I even made a big scary laundry monster out of it because I was bored!
>>5550098
Why is this a fucking thumbnail? Are you trying to dishonor me?
so 30 seconds isn't really that big a deal, Tbh.
>>5550091
>she lays on the side of the tank and looks up at the sky
Good. I was gonna do it anyway after hearing all that.
>she switches effects, growing a tail and ears
>>5550113
Posting without picture is cut to 30 seconds instead of 60?
>>5550123
I guess. It's just 30 seconds no matter what. ain't that a rip off.
>>5550109
Not nice, just not heartless. And I still like it better chaotic!
Urgh...and you're way too trusting to just do that, you know that?
>>5550115
Did you really think I would've turned you down?
>She glances over at her, before staring up as well
Do you really just do that for the fun of it? Changing effects?
>>5550132
..I know. But Papa, big brother and everyone else are so strong and I am just little and weak..I want to help out people!
>>5550128
Well, I kinda like it
And the previous benefits of the pass are still here
>>5550132
A tail's warm and fluffy.
And the ears actually work.
People that can turn invisible would play pranks for the fun of it. People that fly would skirt across the ground for the fun of it.
There are times I'd use all my effects in one place just to see what'd happen. When you've got a whole dream world to explore, why not?
Most of them have SOME sort of use.
>she changes effects again. this time, her tail is longer and bushier, as well as being closer to red.
When it isn't scaring you, it was like one big puzzle.
>>5550128
fuck do you even need a 4chan pass for, Grimes?
>>5550161
I thought it would help me in my always late to games dilemma. It didn't.
>>5550173
err with.
>>5550145
Not all of us need it, you know. Still doesn't excuse thinking it's a good idea to sleep in the 'house' of the person who's only met you by way of violence until now....
>>5550160
If you were cold you coulda just said so, and you didn't have to justify yourself.
>She looks back as it happens, and just stares.
Is that what I...?
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
>>5550176
But you never ment me any harm, right? Papa would forgive you if he were in my shoes...Then so will I. Now stop suking about it and cheer up!
>>5550177
Okay
First 24, but only Grimes and his fillers are allowed to enter
>>5550176
...Oh, this one?
>she sits up and shows off the tail
...I got it from her before she left. And...well, I still have it. Looks exactly like hers, doesn't it?
>>5550188
a-are you for realsies? C-can I dump 24 riders? I-if so
Mahaa
........ Hello.
>>5550187
Still not a good idea.... Sorry for being a downer, I guess, I've just not been in a great mood. Should probably just leave you be.
>>5550194
.... Yeah. It does.
>She tears her eyes away
No doubt there.
>>5550188
Rika
Doing it anyways.
>>5550188
Ex Aids
>>5550188
Sagume
>>5550188
Urotsuki.
>>5550202
...Right, I should have told you before.
>she unequips it entirely.
>>5550188
Aussas Wife
>>5550188
The Uber Gang
>>5550188
Maria and Harusame
Secret's out, I was Grimes the whole time.
>>5550188
Eggman-kun
>>5550188
Grimey bug
>>5550188
Lord Beerus
>>5550188
Tenkuuji Takeru and The Riders
>>5550216
I buy it, desu.
>>5550222
Impostor
>>5550188
Kana
>>5550202
Awwww..Just try and cheer up. The day is far too nice to be in the blue. Just what I do when I feel sad. Cuddle a bunnyrabbit!
>>5550188
Spongetaku
>>5550188
Edmond Dantes
>>5550222
Please molest me, spider-chan.
>>5550188
Female lady
>>5550188
G and B
>>5550188
Takeshi Hongo
>>5550188
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu
I am one of Grimes' fillers.
>>5550188
Cucked out of mc in the first episode
>>5550225
I'm cancerous enough, r-right?
>>5550198
Hey, yourself, not that you needed to wait so long just so say that.
>>5550213
Don't worry about it. It's still just, you know...too touchy a subject for me.
>>5550226
Day? It's not even six!
...And, you know. Fear of being touched.
>>5550188
Kamen rider yugioh edition
>>5550188
Og rider
>>5550188
gosto.
>>5550248
But what if you end up having a big booboo and you can't help yourself? Or a scratch on your back you can't reach?
>>5550188
Bitch boy joey and his pimp
>>5550247
By virtue of being Australian, yes.
>>5550188
Mayo beast
>>5550254
You knew what you were getting yourself in to when you walk in to a place when I'm practically the only person here, don't give me that look.
>>5550261
Healing magic, I always can, hehehe. And don't you remember that little spook I gave you the other day?
>grimes is almost everyone in Hg
>>5550188
Shinneesan
>>5550188
Grimes' Dad
>>5550271
Hooray~
>>5550248
>she switches effects back to the wolf ears and tail
Huh... really. I won't use it around you for now then.
>>5550198
Hi.
>>5550250
>Inzectors
Masked hero blast approves of your choice.
>>5550284
Swap one of my fags out for my popop.
>>5550279
Not fair! And that doesn't give you an excuse not to like being touched....
..What if I help you get over your fear of being touched?
good night, hg
>>5550309
>masked heros
shit taste m8
>>5550188
Major
>>5550323
>>5550250
I-i want this rude guy out of the game, host.
>>5550330
don't blame me for your shit taste in archetypes
>>5550188
Sleepy Kurisu
>>5550333
I don't blame you. I just don't like your opinion.
>>5550293
Why wouldn't it be?
...Don't worry about it. Do what you feel like, I was...off guard, is all.
>>5550316
Hey, they're part of me, I can keep calm like that.
>She sighs, shaking her head as she settles down on top of her tank
There isn't any helping, trust me. Besides, you don't have any room to talk, Miss Inexplicably-afraid-of-ghosts.
>>5550337
Well too bad, my opinion is the correct one
you can't beat correctness.
>>5550334
>smacks ass
>>5550338
But ghosts are scary! How they can move through walls and mirrors...If you tell me you were never afraid of ghost, you are a big fat liar!
>raspberries
>most obvious bait game to exist
>people enter
>>5550343
>>5550343
I am definitely not who you think I am.
>>5550354
I-i trusted you....
>>5550359
Looks like someone who actually has their shit together
>>5550279
That is not true.
>>5550293
.........
>>5550362
grimes host pls
>>5550359
Is that really Adachi?
>>5550368
>Adachi
>>5550338
>You hear her switch effects again. she goes to sit down next to you, a bit more energetically than usual. you also feel a fluffy tail pat your head
You asked for it.
>>5550359
I wish, that guy is handsome as fuck and has a really good job.
Do you even know how much United States Postal Workers make? I would drop my work from home job for that any time of the day.
>>5550361
Shame.
>>5550381
Or they go postal and impulsively shoot up their office like I wouldn't be surprised to hear you would do one day.
>>5550374
....What? You look scared of something. Hmhmhm.
>>5550379
>t. neet
>>5550388
t, implier
>>5550381
Y-yeah it is. You're lucky I don't call the authorities.
>>5550375
I'm going to bed, anon. It's 4 a.m, there's no game, and i'm bored of hearthstone now. no reason to be awake anymore.
>>5550350
>She grins a little, and starts to rummage through her pockets
You wanna know why I'm not afraid of spirits?
>>5550374
Yeah, whatever. What the hell ever draws YOU here, anyways?
>>5550380
>She twitches a bit, but otherwise stays as she was
Don't let the other part of being a squirrel get to you now.
>>5550399
Not even to contemplate suicide?
>>5550391
>t. some moron that doesn't realize his own irony
>>5550382
I may act crazy sometimes, but I'm not THAT crazy. I mean, it's not like I really think I'm Adachi or something.
Yeah sure, I tried to hang myself once because I was tired of life, but I actually enjoy life despite making it seem like I hate it.
>>5550392
I used to be the authorities, I know how long it'll take them to get here.
Let me tell you, it's gonna be a while if you do manage to call them.
>>5550404
N-No I don't want to know! If you spook me again, I'll eat your ghosty friend!
>>5550407
t. implier
>>5550385
No......
>>5550404
Fun.
>>5550415
>t. mark
>>5550399
do it fag, or i'll beat you up
>>5550408
You should go through with your decisions and try hanging yourself again, maybe it will work this time.
>Rika gives decent replies to characters that just say "..........." with a clear intent to talk
>You always gives long-ass replies to Rika/Aussa but she always answer you in a piss-poor manner, you could drop and it wouldn't change a damn thing
FUCK YOU AUSSA, I want to RP with you, but if we're not playing an animu/vidya you'll never give decent RP
;_;
>>5550423
If you get the 5 get that's coming up, I'll do it just for you, babe.
>>5550420
t. implying with namecalling to validate your own existance
>>5550408
No need, they're already here.
>>5550404
It's too late, sis.
It's already infected me, oh noooo.
Now I'm cursed with obnoxious amounts of energy and affection. Run before it gets you too.
>>5550418
...Hm. I don't get you then really.
>>5550426
>Grimes
>>5550426
Aussa just hates you, wishes you would kill yourself and fuck off so she can go back to circlejerking without a problem
>>5550435
>t. implier
>>5550439
Where? I don't see any authorities anywhere, unless they're hiding and waiting for me to smack your ass again.
Wait, wait...are YOU the authorities!?
you don't deserve a game assholes
>Junpayy
>>5550431
Adachi, I think you're the bee's knees.
>>5550431
Nah, next time you're off whatever happy high you're on right now that's getting you to even post here, you can have a good think about it being a good option.
>>5550452
Nowi doesn't love you, jerkpei.
>>5550411
Hey, trust me here, trust me! Besides, eating my little creations wouldn't mean a damn thing.
>She pulls out a photo and stares at it for a moment with a wistful-looking grin
Here's why, alright?
>>5550418
At this hour? Pfft.
>>5550442
I see you get a sense of humor along with it, too....
>She reaches up and rests a hand on the tail.
>>5550426
>I don't know what to say other than I'm sorry.
>>5550426
...... girl is a Touhou
Go figure.
>>5550448
>t. implier
>Just now getting the idea
Good.
>>5550463
first 24, adachi is banned
>Junpayy
>>5550442
What there to get?
>>5550465
Yes. It can be fun.
>>5550465
If this is a trap...I'll make a gosh darnit ess of the nice stack of folded laundry I made! So...What is it?
>>5550461
Thanks, I think you're a fine niceposting anon.
Unlike a certain anon over here, who just seems to want to annoy me! Shame on him, so much shame.
>>5550462
How much do you want me to stop posting? Tell me and if the reason is good enough, I'll give you a kissu and stop posting like you want.
>>5550474
fug u junpayy
>>5550469
Begging you to seek sunlight
>>5550465
It maaaay help. Maybe.
>the tail shifts and curls around your hand
>>5550482
You. And so far I'm having a hard time doing that.
>>5550485
I don't have to do anything, your posts here are self evident of your state in life. This fake confidence is entertaining, continue posting.
>>5550491
>t. Implier
>>5550503
Oh god, you caught me.
Is it really that obvious?
>>5550506
Have sex
>>5550494
There is nothing to really get. I'm just somebody.
>>5550516
>t. implier
>>5550515
Kek, where are your friends?
>>5550529
Memelords don't have friends.
>>5550482
Any chance you're entertained by mere conversation?
>>5550484
>She fidgets briefly, before stepping over next to her to show it. Her thumb's covering the bottom-most portion of it, but it's still clearly a picture of herself, looking much like she does now, a blonde girl, seemingly her own height and age aside from an oversized purple witch-styled hat, and a tall woman with green hair and eyes, having thrown her arms around the other two from behind. Rika and the girl are grinning broadly at the camera, while the woman has a softer, gentler-looking smile.
>Unfortunately, nobody draws Rika together with them so I'm SOL in providing visual aid instead.
This was my family, after I lost my other one. Any chance you see what I'm getting at?
>>5550494
>She kind of just stares at it
You know, I wasn't exactly expecting you to actually change personality a bit.
>>5550533
Yes you do, where have your friends gone?
>>5550544
They're in my head because they aren't real.
>>5550542
Conversations don't suit me.
>>5550525
What a childish argument.
>hurr durr implying
You should use that every time
Hoshi Junko and HGA
>>5550542
...They look so happy. But I still don't get it. A pretty painting doesn't explain why ghosties don't spook you. Or your fear of being touched!
>>5550562
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
>>5550561
>t. Implier
>>5550568
Want to go next door and find some fresh pussy to conquer?
>>5550524
And I'm too tired to care at this point. So I'm going to go now.
>>5550542
I guess that's part of what's helped me about it. It's... kind of hard to miss her when you have a part of her with you still.
...That's how I try to think of it, anyway.
>it moves to hug her by the waist
Anyway... I'm tired, so I'm gonna go rest now. Goodnight, sis.
And to everyone else.
>>5550552
There has to be at least one person who had been honestly concerned for your wellbeing in this place, what happened to them?
>>5550568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdSH0l9NMek
Why are the Touhou avatars suck so much
Are the characters really this bland?
Shion Mion and OFH
>>5550554
You think I didn't notice that? There's not exactly much of an opportunity to get your kicks with a fight right now....
>>5550564
That fear's just...something I've always had. And you should take a closer look.
>Upon a more thorough examination, one would note that the green-haired woman was unnaturally pale, and had slitted pupils. And then Rika moves her thumb out the way, revealing that, unlike Rika or the other person, her lower body ended in a long, wispy trail, floating off in another direction
>>5550578
Not at the moment, I'm more interested in talking to this one anon.
>>5550582
I swear to god, Wiggins.
Stop trying to give me mental health advice.
I was fucking around when I told you I was all kinds of messed up.
>>5550588
>Sorry. There's a bit of blank-filling-in to be done.
>>5550580
If only.... Right. I'll take it to the hideout soon enough. Have a good night, Urotsuki.
>>5550580
Have a bad night.
>>5550588
Why are do the anons suck so much?
Are the people really this bland?
>>5550606
No you are actually decent
I mean the rest
>>5550601
>Her yellow eyes dart between the picture and Rika, not sure what to think of this..untill she starts to conenct the dots.
...YOUR SECOND MAMA WAS ALWAYS A GHOST?
>>5550602
Just think of me as one of the voices in your head, you can't name anyone other than wiggins when the subject of your concerned friends are mentioned?
>>5550601
A game won't be starting for another hour. Watching people is entertaining.
>>5550624
Are you really trying to turn this into a therapy session right now?
>>5550622
>What about Patchouli?
>>5550623
Not just any old ghost! An "evil" spirit and the strongest one there's ever been!
>She's grinning from ear to ear.
>>5550630
At least another hour....Ever considered reading?
>>5550606
I don't mind the blandless, but please try to be invested in your RP even if the character doesn't visually suits your taste. That shit is infuriating.
Like America, I saw the guy Rping with you. He always tries his best but you give your usual one-answers. I mean, fuck, think about the others.
>>5550640
Boring
Dont avoid question
bird god pls host
>>5550640
Reading what?
HAHAHA! I have come again to destroy this pitiful world! Beware my powers of chaos!
>>5550637
What's wrong with that? People talk about their lives and I'm not even saying your friends outside this place either, is this a touchy subject for you?
>>5550656
>throws a ninja star
>>5550640
You know the anon is shitposting. Why do you continue to feed him?
Morning comrades
>>5550656
>throws a ninja star in your fucking eye
>>5550640
>She is torn between gasping in amazement or running away. Quickly.
...M-My Papa is a hero and my Mama can sing so good, people lose the will to fight..So t-there!
I still think ghosts are scary. Luckily the people I care for are not scary at all!
>>5550658
>>5550662
>>5550673
>glues dog ears on you
>>5550673
>pulls it out
>throws it into your other eye
>>5550673
>removes star
>applies bandage
>pets
>>5550657
Well, you're pretty much trying to give me therapy I don't need in the middle of a hunger games thread.
You don't see the problem in that?
>>5550673
Headshot
>>5550642
>It's incredibly difficult and awkward, at least for me, when there's stuff like the fact that America annoys the everloving fuck out of Rika.
>>5550648
>I'm sorry but I can't. Still need to add more shit.
>>5550660
>Because I didn't actually think he was, sorry.
>>5550652
Uh, you know...books? Novels and such?
>>5550656
Show me the part where you scare me.
>>5550672
They're not as bad as you think, I can promise you that. Hell, even she wasn't anywhere near as evil as she claimed she was. And if nothing else...they are still people in the end.
>>5550689
No! Ghosts are not good. They only float around and spook people. Even worse sometimes they attack, with their purple glowing body and glowing eyes. I lost count how many I killed myself!
>>5550689
Recommendation? There isn't anything good that I know of.
>Haven't slept in the last two days
T-Thats healthy r-right guys...?
>>5550705
Go to bed, you fucknut.
>>5550684
I respect your desire to avoid the subject then. I'm afraid I've put you on the defensive on the subject of friends. I should've remembered that you come here to forget about such issues.
>>5550705
Go to bed, you horse semen drinking coon.
>>5550706
I could do that.. Or I could stay up longer.
You think I could go for a week without sleep?
>>5550694
>She glares for just a second, before waving the photo briefly
Does she look that bad?
Besides, even then, it's not always their fault.
>>5550703
....
>She sighs and scratches her head
Well, for starters, what do you figure you'd like to read about?
>>5550705
Sleep before you force yourself to have sleep paralysis.
>>5550708
It's not really that, it's the fact you're trying to give me therapy I don't need in the middle of a hunger games thread. Why talk about something I don't have issues with? That's how it is. Even if I did have issues regarding that subject, I'm not going to give somebody who I'm sure is watching some ammo to use against me.
>>5550705
Come sleep with me, baby.
>>5550717
Ghosts are bad untill I have seen they are not bad. And not a darn thing you can do about it!
>She tries to look tough, but ghosts literally scare the life out of her
>>5550714
You drink no such thing. Im insulted you'd even think I'd do anything like that.
>>5550717
I've still got probably a couple more days before that'd happen.
>>5550728
You're right, you're right.
Just the coon part then?
>>5550725
I have a ghost that "haunts" me. More of an annoyance sometimes
>>5550724
And a person with no issues at all needs to be paranoid about these relationships? Why would anyone be out to use anything against you? I just find it unusual. I never felt as if it had anything to do with therapy, I'm not a professional. It was something regular people can ask each other about.
>>5550725
>If anything, she seems a bit agitated by the whole matter.
So you'll trust me not to hurt you in your sleep, but not that they're not all bad? I do have personal experience.
>>5550728
Still better not to risk it.
>>5550724
C-Can we make sweet memes together O-Onii-senpai?~
>>5550731
I mean it's probably true. We've all probably got some coon in us.
>>5550744
Of you don't risk things you'll never know the extent of your body.
>>5550767
Why are you still up anyway? Did you not ingest enough cancer with the weebs last night?
>>5550732
Then get rid of it! Poke it full of holes or use magic tricks to make it go away!
>>5550744
That's exactly how it is. Ghosts never showed regret for trying to kill me...
>She holds up her hand, as if trying to remember how often the ''ghosts'' she described tried to kill heri n battle
...four times! That's how often they tried to take my life. I'll never forgive them!
>>5550767
Oh, whatever. Don't come back crawling to me.
>>5550776
So!? They're not all the same ghost, dammit! You can't just lump all of them in together with each other.
>>5550776
The ghost was and still an old friend. She just resides in my home and is nice to my kid. However she can be annoying but that is fine
>>5550785
Your ghosty spooky friend scared me and made me land on my backside! It still hurts..gosh. YOu don't like being touched. I don't like ghosts!...and spiders....and loud noises...and eating sprouts...and
>What follows next is a typical lists of what young girls don't like.
...And I definitely do not like waking up early to practice swordfighting!
>>5550791
Friends? WITH A GHOST? You are strange, mister.
>>5550705
>two days
Come back when you've pulled off what one of my friends did and decided to make a LAN party that lasted a week.
>>5550804
Yes. But I was friends with her when she was alive.
>>5550804
That wasn't my friend, it was my creation. Would you've liked it more if it was FLOATING EYE?
>She rolls her eyes at the list
...Why wasn't I expecting you to be childish about this?
>>5550733
I'm a very closed off person when it comes to friends that I know and trust, I'd rather not speak about them without their knowledge or discuss my relationship with them to somebody else. As for how you didn't feel it had anything to do with therapy, it sure felt like you were trying to give me therapy. In my previous responses to you, you never once acknowledged the fact I mentioned therapy, rather you kept pressing the issue about wanting me to speak about friends, why is that? Also, regarding how you said "it was something regular people can ask each other about", regular people don't press others to speak about their friends continuously, especially if they aren't friends themselves. Now, can we stop this attempted therapy session? It's obvious that you're trying to start one, and it's not going to happen.
>>5550767
Only the sweetest memes, cutie.
>last game was 20 lifetimes ago
>>5550814
So you make ghosts for fun?...I am not sure if staying around you is a good idea after a -
HEY! Just because I am a princess doesn't mean I am different! I still have to do chores, work for my allowance and study hard, just like a girl who might be lowborn! That coin I gave you? I earned that while carrying around bushels of wheat from a cart to a market stall!
>Despite being small and tender build, she nevertheless tries to flex her muscles, making a fool out of herself in the process
Always eat your vegetables!
>>5550813
Ghosts are still ghosts, even if they were your friends!
....Although that would be kinda cool. Maybe I can still talk to my friends if they are gone.
>>5550843
Its nice to have a friend to talk to when alone at home
>>5550817
Alright then, if this is really the place you feel friends can actually endanger you there's not much to say after that. Maybe you have some first hand experience of it yourself. Remember, you brought up the words therapy first. Given that not all of your posts might be serious, I shrugged it off at first. You keep calling it therapy and I already said I don't have an intention to pursue any kind of such session. If it's going to be like that whenever people ask anything about you,I guess it would be better if they knew beforehand.
>>5550843
Coin I didn't accept.... And no, I use them for extra pairs of eyes and ears. If you think THAT'S bad I summoned a demon just to prove a point the other day.
And your list was just plain unreasonable, either way.
>>5550851
That's true..I didn't have anyone to talk to for a very loooong time. Apart from my caretakers. Sometimes Mama and Papa came to visit, but not very often, since they were really busy doing important adult stuff!
...Don't tell them, but I often cried at night.
>>5550859
So what if I sometimes cry when I feel alone..Or don't like ghosts and bugs, I am still young. Let me be little when I still can, will you?
>Huffing and pouting, she does her best to look upset. At best she does a poor job of looking like a balloon.
>>5550774
Family invited me to dinner, only got back recently.
>>5550785
Just for that I'm gonna come to you when I need help.
>>5550806
Jeez, bit over the top?
>>5550817
Sounds like a fun night then.
>>5550870
You should go to fuckin' sleep then, aye?
>>5550865
...Yeah. Sure. It's been a while since I let myself be like that. Sorry.
...Just try and be a bit more open-minded about spirits, would you?
>>5550865
Aww... But it's fine if you don't like pf ghosts. I just do not get scared since most don't know how to haunt me right
>>5550875
KILL THE HELLSPAWN
>>5550875
I could. But I think guys doing another lock-in. If I book it now I think it starts in twenty minutes.
>>5550852
You're not going to ruin my fun by trying to give me a free online therapy session, you know that? Also, please refrain from putting words like "if this is really the place you feel friends can actually endanger you" in my mouth, as I never stated such a thing and I do not feel such a way.
>>5550870
You wanna cuddle in bed or something else?
>>5550875
Hey. Long time no see
>mfw liquid shits again
It burns
>>5550896
Whatever you say, fun isn't something that can ruined easily with the right priorities. I apologize, everyone tends to put words in peoples' mouths once in a while, don't you agree?
>>5550881
If you try to be more often to being hugged, we got a deal!
>Taking one of her gloves off, she extends a hand, hoping that Rika will accept the handshake
>>5550886
Then you are braver than me, mister. Mama sometiems tells me ghost stories to teaste me..stupid bully!
>>5550892
Just because me daughter's got down syndrome doesn't mean she's hellspawn.
>>5550893
I think falling asleep in an internet cafe is a good way to get molested.
>>5550901
Has it? Feels like just the other day I was here rummagin' about.
>>5550910
I agree, I even did the same with how I kept calling your attempted therapy session a therapy session.
>>5550911
I have fought in battles so I am not scared of dying.
>>5550913
Alright. So how is your morning?
>>5550896
We can do that bby.
Then you can get your freidn to give me. Some free online therepy so they can tell me why km so staved for attention from my peers and my father.
>>5550913
Nathan does it alot when we do lock-ins. But that's because I'm there to watch over him... Even if I do stack my bottle caps on his head while he's sleeping.
>>5550911
But I-it's a blind reflex-...urgh. At least I'm not like it around people I trust.
>With extreme apprehension she does so, the grip feeling a bit tense more than anything
>>5550923
Oh, you know, just waiting for death like always. Maybe some day it'll come to me and I won't have to pay child support anymore. Won't that be great?
>>5550924
Any of the weebies give you the heeby-jeebies?
>>5550921
Well, we certainly go on all night with examples, can't we? I'm glad we have come to an agreement on the matter. We seem to have a very different idea of therapy, however. It can be very annoying when people try to import things to other people when they try to fix something that isn't broken.
>>5550932
Doing well but I am raising a daughter as a caring comrade single father. Lazy worker...
>>5550923
B-But aren't you afraid of leaving people you care bout behind?
>>5550928
>She closes her eyes and foccuses her efforts, her hand connected to Rika's starting to heat up untill the point where it feels like a warm summer breeze is coating her skin
>She opens her eyes to look at Rika, her gold coloured eyes even more radiant than before.
What you are feeling right now is just a teeny weeny itsy bitsy bit of dragonsblood running through my hand! Pretty cool, huh?
(( Yes, officially Kana always has gray-ish eyes, just play along :^) ))
Guys what's worse than being a misfit among misfits? One of you has got to know
>>5550924
I'm sure he'd love to give you some attempted therapy, you might be a much more fun subject for him though. You'd likely play along with his game, whereas I'm more likely to shut it down.
>>5550934
You are aware of the fact you completely come off as a person who is attempting to give another therapy, right?
>>5550939
At least you get to see your children
>>5550941
Being a misfit among the misfits among misfits.
>>5550941
Not being someone's evangelion
>>5550945
>ywn be anyone's SOS Brigade
Aussa?
More like, Sauna
Who's up for a RP fight?
>>5550943
As someone who has had experience of suggesting it excessively yourself, I was hoping to find a small amount of empathy on your part. Therapy must be a really serious matter to you.
>>5550932
Alittle bit, but most of them were like Bolins age so it didn't matter.
But they kept swearing at me so that was pretty rude.
>>5550941
Being me?
>>5550943
It's fun when you play along with it. Especially when you feed them wrong information so they come up with a theory about something that never happened to being with.
>>5550940
Yes. However my good friend Zhe Medic can make me respawn so O don't really die
>>5550940
>She shifts back and forth in place, looking extremely uncomfortable
I mean, yeah, sure, it's interesting, but....
>>5550941
Outcast among outcasts?
>>5550951
>slices your fucking eye
>>5550955
Just throw shoes at them until they go away.
>>5550951
Why not?
>>5550941
I don't know. Also hi comrade
>>5550951
Oi! Why don't you mind your own business you scrotum!
>>5550951
Me
>Hit you
>You cry
>I win
Good fight, come back when you're stronger.
>>5550952
Can you tell me why I desperately crave attention from my peers/father?
I need therapy sessions.
>>5550951
nah
>pushes into the ocean
>>5550956
Death comes for us all eventually, stranger. Even I know this...
>>5550959
>Knowing that Rika had enough, Kana releases the grip, her hand cooling down to normal temperature immediately.
...But what?
>>5550952
Not really, this all just feels like an attempted therapy session based on my knowledge of movies and the one session I accompanied a friend friend to. Whoops, did I leak that out?
Now, what are you trying to accomplish here if you're not attempting such a thing?
>>5550955
That's smart, I should have done that from the start for massive lels.
You are truly a better shitter than I am, Izaya.
>>5550979
I know that. I just don't worry about it coming
>>5550979
I clicked this image.
>>5550986
>friend friend
Proofreading has failed me.
>>5550990
Come on
Hey, niggas, I'm alive a-
>>5550990
Aw, you gotta be fuckin' kid-
>Dead
>>5550979
But I still don't like touching people, is all. It takes a lot for me to be comfortable around people like that. Sorry.
>She takes one last glance at her photo before stowing it away, the smile long since fallen from her face
>>5550990
That shit happens too often, at this point everyone is completely radiation resistant.
>>5550962
I would but I don't want to waste my shoes. They're a nice black pair of dress shoes.
Shit cost me like $100
>>5550986
That's why you'll always be the Izaya copy and not me being the dach copy mate.
>>5550990
Finally...
>Dies
>>5550997
https://youtu.be/2NmUcdptXsE
>>5550986
I can't really say that I've attempted to give you any sort of therapy given that I'm not concerned for any sort of mental issues you may have. Assuming I'm trying to hand out free therapy without first confirming my intentions seems to be a reckless labeling of this interraction.
I don't need your consent to administer therapy to read what you say. Same as how you are asking me what I'm trying to accomplish so you can get a feeling of what it might actually be.
>>5550989
>Git gud
>>5551002
I'm..I'm sorry to make you upset. I was only trying to help. I know I am not as useful as all your other friends..But that doesn't mean I'll give up!
>>5551015
Who said they had to be your shoes? Collect them from around the room.
>>5551027
I've just been a gloomy stick-in-the-mud lately, don't worry about it. Friendship isn't about 'usefulness'. It's just a matter of feeling safe around them for me, alright? I won't deny the possibility.
>>5551015
How do I become a better meme master? I am great at tons of memes, but I seem to still not be on your level. Please teach me, Izaya-sama.
>>5551017
You're still speaking like a therapist and putting words in my mouth, so I've decided to stop responding to you. You should consider it lucky that I kept going on for such a long time, but I've grown tired of this shtick.
Maybe I'll reply to you again when you're not attempting to give me therapy.
>>5551034
Good thinking. Next time I'll just steal their shoes and throw them at them.
>>5551041
You gotta follow this check list.
1.Look fly
2.Want to die
And Bam, you're a meme master.
Is autism and asperger the same thing?
>>5551047
I'll keep that list in mind, hopefully I can learn it and become the meme god I want to be.
>>5551039
Well, you can always rely on me when Im around! I may not be strong looking now, but..
>She leans in for a whisper
Don't tell anyone, but my dragonform is far stronger than Papa's!
>>5551054
Yes
>>5551054
Yes
>>5551054
Autism is a spectrum and Aspergers falls inside that spectrum
>>5551041
The more and more I read what you write I'm getting the impression that you have no idea of telling therapist speech from logical observation. Are you sure that's what I'm trying to so? Solve your mental ailments? I'm not sure you even know what therapy actually is. Although I'm sure you've abused it to the point where it's adopted a new definition for you and perhaps others you share it with. Interrogator, maybe, but therapist?
I suggest you read up, Adachi. It was fun talking with you. Continue to be a light to these people here, we're running short at the moment, no?
>>5551054
>Asperger's is low-end autism spectrum
>>5551061
>She flinches at the proximity, and shivers a bit
It's. It's not the same thing. Sorry if I'm being pretty damn vague here.
Is it even humanly possible to read the entire Homestuck comic?
>>5551054
Asperger is a vegetable which tastes very great to some sauce hollandaise.
>>5551054
I have both of them so I'd assume so.
>>5551059
I have faith in you. You'll soon be as much as a suicidal memelord as I am.
>>5551081
Does your guide come with a free noose or do I have to make that myself?
>>5551054
Mentally yes, the only thing is that asperger is slight weaker and there exists many variations of autism.
>>5551070
That's okay, I can wait. Obviously not always, but I'll wait when I'm here! Maybe I'll get you to smile even. Maybe I should bring a Pegasi foal to cheer you up!
>Her smile and optimism knows no bounds
>>5551089
It goes from atypical autism to Chris-chan
>>5551084
That's the present for the graduates of the program.
>Izaya
>>5551079
I wonder this about Achewood sometimes. A few years ago I read through 2007 or 2008.
>>5551092
You've picked a weird person to fuss over like this, you know that?
>Rikaka