HG THREAD
SIEG ZEON!
Someone please fucking host
>dies
>>5490502
>>5490508
Make me
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
GOD DAMN HURRY THE FUCK UP
>>5490441 #
>casually grabs your wrist and stops you from stabbing her
How was your day, Junko-chan?
.
>>5490499
Well, I don't really look at it like that. I don't really put any meaning into it at all, that'd just be a waste of energy.
>>5490500
Again, that's just something I decide on.
>>5490529
>makes you
>>5490508
>Drags body away
NEW GAME WHEN
>>5490540
That bad? Hope you feel better soon
>>5490441 (Junko)
Just me. I try to reach out to everyone as best I can. Can't really rp much right now anyways, kind of exhausted.
5 minutes.
>>5490435
>He simply crosses his arms and pouts
>>5490430
Suit yourself. I can't believe I would ever say this...but...good luck killing your mother.
>>5490398
>Does a quick Hunger Google search on her phone
..Beheaded by a monster who feeds on human flesh, that's what the tale says. Now you, low level summon who has learned the truth can now focus on befriending mortals that still belong to the world of the living
>>5490508
...Someone take care of the corpse.
>>5490499 (Shinobu)
I'm serious, I'm serious! He really doesn't! He's the worst human ever!
>>5490540
Kehehe. Good one, good one!
>>5490517
Why are you depressed now?
>>5490547
>S-Son of a bitch... I don't even know if my code is still alive
>>5490499
Hey now, don't be like that! I'll gladly give you this fried ring of sweet dough for the measly price of a single head pat!
>>5490538
>>5490512
>She switches her grip and tries again.
Same old, same old... Have you bathed today, sis? I can smell cordite...
>>5490542
...I just backed into a corner there, haven't I? Eh, I won't press on, but it just sounds weird to me, that's all. Do you just save up your energy for something?
>>5490572
I don't know where to begin. Humans not trying to kill me at first sight would be a start...
>>5490570
Kehehe, too proud to beg?
>>5490500
I see you caught my witticism. It is decided. I will do that to them.
>>5490540
Or have them removed.
>>5490508
>>5490532
>>5490558
Do I really need to go again? Be patient or not. I need to think of eight more events.
>>5490570
Once I do, I will really relax. Appreciated.
>>5490499
No, I'm in love with you.
>>5490602
>tries to steal your shirt
>>5490599
You never know when I might need it.
>>5490602
>Pets the cute little spider
>>5490583
No reason. Just saw something interesting...
>>5490575
>>5490550
>Looks up from the corpse-dragging
Im going to spruce up for a bit...
See you Earthnoids later.
>>5490566
>I actually think you're pretty cool, but figuring out how to make Junko interact with the Colonel or Livingstone makes my brain hurt...
>>5490593
>deftly blocks the attack in the same fashion
O-Of course I have. Maybe there's some stuck in your nose?
>>5490444
Well if you put it that way then no i don't
>>5490618
Ke-keke!!
>Runs away.
>>5490624
K-k-k-k-k.
>>5490602
...Stay calm, Alfred, it's just the spider girl you scared before. Howdy, miss! What's up?
>>5490613
I can make puns as well as I do burgers, come on. And it'd be a bit of a hassle since you'd have to take care of them all the time; food, water, waste... Still, it's a foolproof plan!
>>5490623
...Did you start saving up energy before you got hit, or AFTER you got hit? Kinda important to know.
>>5490636
See ya later, Captain Zabi!
>>5490646
boop
>>5490639
I mean she could be plotting something despair related through fast food distribution, but I see your point.
It's time.
>>5490540
My entire journey, equipping GFs over and over with no end with release from deny who I am, I save the bitch to finally try and break the infinite line of cocks going into my ass and mouth just to find out she won't fuck in bed.
That's right, this is that one time I have a problem with homosexuality.
>>5490542
hm, seems that hit to your head knocked out all your motivation as well.
>>5490580
Sounds personal, get into a fight?
>>5490593
I find you terms acceptable, hand it over.
>>5490617
You may be dreaming then.
>>5490658
>Leaves the cute spider a plate of cookies and glass of water
>>5490673
STOP
HAMMER TIME
>>5490663
I've always been an energy-saver.
>>5490675
Nope. That's just me.
>>5490569
Alrighty
>>5490669
if she ever needed to poison the black population's food supply easily then she would hit the colonel up.
>>5490608
Indeed! Considering your appereance brings utter disgust and irrational fear to humans this desire of yours is an underrated ambition! But worry not, I shall guide you in this quest.
>>5490673
Hijak...pls...no
>>5490664
>>5490652
I must investigate.
>pokes spinnerets
>>5490639
Call him a nigger
>>5490636
Hrmph.
>She sets him down on the top of the Zaku's dome
Feel lucky you impressed me~.
>>5490673
>Bites
>>5490675
Hmm? Nah, nah. He's just boring, too boring. He doesn't even wanna do anything but sit around, he even thinks being a vampire's too much effort.
>>5490675
>gives a donut and jumps away quickly
>>5490658
>grabs the tail of the shirt
I want it!
>>5490699
Then that means... On the day you got hit, you saved up so much energy that you survived it! It makes so much sense now!
>>5490613
(Player 1) hosts a fucking game already instead of being a retarded fucking cuck!
Bam. Done.
>>5490663
>Hides.
Keee...
>>5490685
Kee!
>Starts nibbling on a cookie.
>>5490738
>Claws the air.
Krrrrr!
>>5490716
I think Jeanette Mccurdy has this girl beat.
>>5490646
Of course not! It's gotta be you, sis!
>
>>5490669
>Maybe, but hot damn. I wouldn't mind seeing a Junko theme restaurant though.
>>5490675
>She pats Nobu's head, ruffling her hair before placing the cruller there like a little crown.
>>5490626
I didn't know interesting things could make people sad...
>>5490754
>
Aw, man, Lil' Spider Girl, I'm sorry for scaring you that night. I was tired, I was scared, and I just lashed out at you, that's all. Do you forgive me?
>>5490711
If only I were a beetle or a firefly, people would love me, but I can't glow and I do have a horn. I don't understand why humans will not share their friendship with me because I have antennae instead...
>>5490755
She was Andre Drummond's girlfriend, who is similarly sized to Deandre Jordan, but the girl in that picture is like 15 years old.
>>5490762
Just, shut up. It's nothing really. Stop bothering me over it.
>>5490602
Once again you show up. Acing all innocent.
>>5490636
Farewell.
>>5490663
Why would I. Something like that doesn't need to eat.
>>5490747
Amusing but I will not put that on there. It would be much better if anyone else could host anyway.
>>5490786
>Do not*
I want to die
>>5490699
So you don't want to waste energy yet you seem to have a low amount of it.
>>5490730
He'd actually have all the time in the world to sit about as a vampire.
>>5490731
Hm, another one?
>>5490759
I obviously got the better end of this deal Crazy-Eyes.
>>5490746
Yeah, I doubt that.
>>5490816
No, I'm just saving it very diligently.
...I oughta get going. It's pretty late. Later.
>>5490798
We've almost definitely had better
>>5490798
HIJAK
STOP THIS
>>5490798
>Locks the door
>>5490798
>trying to follow up on last nigh
>>5490675
Nope, I'm 100% in the zone. I'm in love with you.
>>5490798
>>5490798
At 10:00. You need to prepare better.
>>5490795
Someone has to bother you, and who better than me to do it.
>>5490816
JUST TAKE IT
>>5490816
He'd make a lousy one of us anyways, he's not worth the space he takes up.
>>5490759
>kicks grenade toward poster belowbelow like a hacky sack
I can't take anymore showers than I already do. Maybe its stained into my clothes...
>>5490827
>gets on the floor
>>5490798
All I'm prepared for is you to disappoint me
>>5490782
K-k?
>>5490797
Keee!
>Runs towards you like always.
>>5490798
Even bigger than /sanc/ reveal?
>>5490851
That's what she said
>>5490849
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
>>5490841
Anyone else besides Kaito
>>5490798
>I've got the popcorn.
>>5490798
>>5490798
>Inb4 it's me again
>>5490848
>belowbelow
>>5490881
Waaaaaa!
>>5490797
They can still starve, remember? North Korea just barely survived their famine, and he was as thin as paper by the time I saw him. Just feed them bread or something, that'll work.
>>5490823
The hero doesn't, that's for sure! See ya later, Taoru!
>>5490852
Do you forgive me? Look, I know Russia; the sliver haired guy that calls you "Pauk", remember? He would want you to forgive me, miss.
>>5490798
>Go on.
>>5490852
I still do not understand why you are fond of me.
*she points upwards*
>>5490877
>there's more stupid shit you've done yet to be revealed
ebin
GOD BLESS, THE U...S...A!!!
>>5490726
>wraps the anon in thread and attaches him to the ceiling
>inb4 pranked
>>5490865
Is that so?...
Well, too bad, you're stuck with me.
>>5490910
Holy shit, this is groundbreaking.
>>5490910
>>5490905
I can barely think of anything else that would cause a big deal this time around!
>>5490910
NO FUCKING WAY
>>5490816
I'll bring you some more another time!
>>5490848
Probably. I'm so unlucky to have such a smelly, fat and utterly stupid sis! You should thank me for still finding it in me to hold on to a little love for you, you know?
>>5490910
Welp...
>>5490881
>>5490894
Kee?
>>5490895
>Her head pokes out after hearing something familiar.
K-k-k-k-k-k.
>>5490903
>Looks up.
Kee?
>>5490823
Farewell, best of luck to you.
>>5490831
You need a doctor.
>>5490843
>takes donut but hands it back
Nice try...bagel man
>>5490847
So harsh, I wonder what he did to set you off today.
>>5490910
WHAT THE FUCK
THIS CAN'T BE REAL
>>5490804
I was cool to you that one time my dude, but I can't stay and talk none tonight.
>>5490754
>pulls
C'mon you little bugga I just want the shirt
>>5490910
Dude, what the fuck?
>>5490910
Fuck, why did this make me laugh? Also
>Implying he'll ever come to Discord again
>>5490945
it's an actual donut...
>jumps away
YOU DIDN'T SEE ME
>>5490910
>Shocking truth!
>>5490908
Which god, which god?
>>5490945
We can't just take in just everyone, right, right?And he was just too boring....
>>5490908
U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! THE HERO RECOGNISES HIS FRIEND, FRANK! HOW ARE YOU, MY FRIEND? AS PATRIOTIC AS USUAL~?
>>5490944
Yes, yes, I know the person that calls you "Pauk"! Of course, I'm not going to call you that, but consider this a token of goodwill between the both of us, yeah?
>>5490910
>11/10. Scandal of the year.
>>5490786
>>5490804
Unlike the creatures you described, cockroaches have been recognized for centuries as no more than pests. However, the answer to your troubles is simple.
>drumroll on her knees
You just have to make friends with someone who isn't afraid of them.
>>5490926
Then unstick and go away. I thought you didn't like me anyway.
>>5490979
>>5490878
>Yeah I dont know why my phone does that.
>>5490942
Thank you Junko-chan. I'm lucky to have such a forgiving sister.
>>5490910
There it is again.
>>5490910
>I'm speechless, Anon.
>>5490954
Krrrrrr!!!
>Tries scaring you away.
Kee-ee.
>>5490912
>cuts self down with go go Gadget scissors
That was really fuckin' rude.
>>5490942
Your generosity won't go unnoticed I may even let you have a few more head pats
>>5490967
I really didn't...
Takes the apparently real donut
>>5490972
He may end up surprising you one day.
>>5490992
Are you afraid?
>Is at a considerable distance
>>5490895
Just because you get hungry does not mean you will starve. Immortality should be more than just dying and coming back from something. I doubt everyone of you does what Subaru does.
>>5490944
You wish to go up, correct? It is what you always want me to do.
>>5490910
I expected nothing and somehow received less than that.
>>5490910
>top kek
>>5490910
Replying to this to stay relevant
>>5490945
A love doctor~
>>5490910
>>5490910
someone cap this
>>5490994
I do a lot of things I don't like... And besides, dealing wth ghosts and other stuff like you is kind of like a job for me...
>>5491001
I'm going to turn in. Good night, Sis!
>>5491022
Good! Good night for now, little vampire.
>Mfw I didn't ask for this relevancy
>>5491027
Kee!
>Holds her arms up.
>>5490562
That was a lie. Actually I wanted to see how that particular mass insult went.
>>5490580
Hey thanks! Just came to me you know?
>>5490613
Forcing them to scan the room once or twice would you be equally bad
>>5490674
It'd be nice if you SPIKE your mind once in a while! I swear I had to catch you in between wrist cuttings just to have a two-word conversation with you.
>>5490910
BTFO
T
F
O
>>5490972
GOD, GOD.
>>5490984
THE PATRIOTISM IS COURSING THROUGH MY VEINS, AS USUAL -- I WISH TO MUTILATE AND GRIND MY OPPONENTS, MY THIRST FOR MUTIE BLOOD MUST BE QUEEEEENCHED!
>>5491024
I've not attempted to eliminate you yet, right?
>>5491013
Not working today
>pulls you along trying to get the shirt off
>>5491033
>As an anon
>>5491022
Or disappointing me even more. Why bother with him kinsman, why bother? I'm starving, but even I don't want to touch him.
>>5491058
But if I were more violent you'd be missing all your blood right now. Kehehe.
>>5491061
Ooooooh, that silly Christian god~? He doesn't have any power.
>>5491056
I'll be your evangelion, senpai!
>>5491054
Good night.
>>5491017
Coming from the one who touched my rear without permission
>>5491046
And who hired you? Well don't worry you're fired. I don't want you to work for me.
I got a call about a bug infestation, is this the place?
>>5491056
>tfw it's the bad kind of relevancy
>>5491054
Good bed Junkers
>>5491027
You'd be surprised. Like, I haven't actually seen another nation starve in front of me, but North Korea... As much as I'm supposed to dislike him, it was heartbreaking.
...We just come back from death, that's all. Nothing much special.
>>5491057
>>5490984
P-Pauk, do you forgive me? I need to know for reasons, that's all...
>>5491061
THAT IS ALWAYS A GOOD THING, FRANK! PATRIOTS LIKE YOU ARE ALWAYS TOP CITIZENS IN MY BOOK! ARE YOU READY TO SPREAD THE INFLUENCE OF THE U.S.A. TO EVERYONE ELSE HERE~?!
>>5491056
Everything's gonna be ok.
>>5491085
>want to make a joke but can't think of the name of the pod things that go inside the eva
I'd fuck you.
>>5490910
I FUCKING CALLED IT
Who called it?
I FUCKING DID
>>5491058
What could you possibly have to say to me?
And I don't drink. I cry when I drink.
>>5491069
Keeeeeeee!
>Tries running in the other direction.
>>5491115
>Crawls into her web.
>>5491036
I'm sure you do, don't be afraid to really snack on those pills they give you.
>>5491054
Farewell.
>>5491081
Unfortunately I'm all of donuts so your out of luck
>>5491123
>>5491105
Excuse me?
point to the tree
>>5491096
>>5491056
No one ever does Hoshi. Actions define more than reasons, even if it was what had to be done.
>>5491096
>filename
>>5491065
>Runs up to you
Uwaaah~
>>5491104
I'm not working for you, idiot, I do this do this for someone else, I just observe and report for him.
>>5491091
>thinks for a second...
>Starts dragging her off
And you're gonna be my body pillow even if you are kind of smelly! You don't get a say in this either!
>>5491137
>entry plugs
>>5491158
That will just make me fall deeper in love with you!
>>5491058
Oh so I just look like shit. Thanks
>>5491105
All I'm seeing is a human infestation.
>>5491158
I like walnuts more~. But you know that won't let us survive, it won't.
>>5491081
HE WILL CAST YOU TO A FIERY PIT OF ETERNAL DAMNATION AND SUFFERING, FOR SAYING SUCH THINGS!
>>5491115
Mutants, Commies and the Slits, ESPECIALLY THE SLITS - THIS PLACE IS OVERLOADED WITH THOSE SLIT-EYED MUTANTS! THEY MUST BE VANQUISHED!
>>5491085
>Somebody fucking has to...
>>5491156
U-Um, is that a "Yes", Pauk? I hope it is, because, uh... RussiamightkillmeifyoutellhimIscaredyousopleaseforgiveme, cough cough.
>>5491057
*she lays her hand down*
You know what to do.
>>5491115
I find doubt in that.
>>5491202
FOR THE GAMES
>>5491081
Are you vegetarian or something? You're pretty mild mannered for a vampire.
>>5491153
Stuff.
Like, not the stuff I normally say. Stuff that normal people say to someone they care about
>>5491187
Say something mean back. You're making me feel bad.
>>5491206
>Hides inside.
>>5491210
>Crawls into the palm of your hand.
Kee.
>>5491202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_azCIe_0Kk
>>5491222
My momma told me if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all
>>5491117
>>5491161
>>5491110
Guys, I think I'm addicted to relevancy.
We need to fix this problem.
>>5491201
That's assuming I ever die~.
>>5491222
It just tastes better with consent, that's all, that's all.
>>5491168
Well stop observing me, creep. Don't you have some girls to molest?
FOR THE GAMES
O
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T
H
E
G
A
M
E
S
>>5491158
That better be one big canister~
>>5491228
>pets the webber
>>5491175
Or bring you to your senses
>>5491191
Doesn't mean you can't enjoy them.
>>5491209
Someone sounds nervous
>>5491238
But how?
Post a song that's totally you right now
https://youtu.be/6wZM0BZ9vDA
>>5491238
Good luck with that. You refused my sympathy already.
>>5491260
It is perfectly within reason to be in love with a cute girl.
>>5491158
hi vraeth
>>5491258
Mamaaa!
>>5491201
WOAH, WOAH, WOAH, FRANK! ALL AMERICA IS ABOUT IS UNITY AND PEACE - CASTING PEOPLE OUT BECAUSE OF THEIR ETHNICITY AND/OR RELIGION IS SIMPLY UN-AMERICAN! PLEASE, TRY NOT TO HURT OR HARASS ANYBODY HERE, FRANK!
>>5491210
Well, you COULD always kill me to test it out for yourself, but it's unadvisable. Or are you talking about the starvation bit? Because that's a bit true, I'll tell you right now.
>>5491228
...Is that a yes? Please tell me that's a yes, or else I'll have to suck up to you, and I hate doing that!
Okay. Give me 36.
Limit filler until needed and no duplicates.
>>5491247
>conspires with you to attack the community
Teehee!
http://imgur.com/a/NJYlX
>>5491271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxSNTvvjDBo
>>5491246
I can't fo that, it would be stupid of me to do so...
And no, not right now...
>>5491271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHf2BBYY1do
>>5491271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNN2aAz_-E0
>>5491298
Andrew Wiggins
>>5491222
I did that once... but you were sleeping...
But then again... I'm not normal. The doctor says I'm 102% lion with a 2% margin of error...
>>5491258
Well obviousl- why does that put a smile on your face?
>>5491276
What fairy tail book taught you such a thing
>>5491279
was that an insult?
>>5491298
Calmasis
>>5491233
Your mother sounds like an alright person.
She must be so disappointed.
>>5491241
I've heard that silence is consent.
>>5491298
Rinoa and Angelo
>>5491298
Saigen Shuuichi
>>5491260
That's true, that's true~. It's just been too long since I had any last. It kinda hurts, it kinda hurts....
>>5491271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK6COKNcPRw
>>5491298
Kurumi
>>5491298
Fox McCloud
>>5491238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjHn09IJN5A
>>5491298
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>5491298
Glorious Bastard
>>5491271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7oMBq1vkCM
>>5491298
Shinobu
>>5491298
Mama webber
>>5491285
Hello little Kee
>>5491327
whoops
>>5491298
D.Va
>>5491298
Furry porn
>>5491298
Maria and Harusame
>>5491298
Kirigiri
>>5491298
Koyomi Araragi
>>5491298
Ingrid
>>5491298
Aksis Prime
>>5491271
http://youtu.be/WHFH6A8Zrf4
>>5491298
Yukine
>>5491306
Why would it be stupid? It wouldn't make a difference for you anyway.
>>5491298
Gokicha
>>5491298
Misuzu Gundou
>>5491298
Togami Byakuya
>>5491324
Probably
>>5491298
Nymph
>>5491298
Reisen Udongein Inaba
>>5491241
I HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR MUTANT TALK!!! THE RIDE'S OVER MUTIE, TIME TO DIE!
>He revs the mini-gun and starts blasting away.
>>5491286
THE ONLY ETHNICITY THAT I SEE AROUND ME IS A BUNCH OF MUTANTS, LIKE THIS ONE -- >>5491258 MY THIRST FOR MUTIE BLOOD IS IRRESISTIBLE ALFRED, IT'S PROBABLY THE DRUGS...I'VE MAXED OUT ON THE DRUGS!
>>5491298
Chansin
>>5491286
>No response.
>>5491298
Baby webber
>>5491347
K-k-k-k!!
>Big hug.
>>5491298
Tora Amano
>>5491327
>>5491298
Megatron
>>5491298
Colette
>>5491298
FRANK HORRIGAN
>>5491298
Mumei
>>5491318
It's not fantasy, it's reality.
>>5491298
Donald J. Trump
>>5491387
>rapes
>>5491298
Misato
>>5491324
Not unless they nod or something, silly.
>>5491391
Hey, I'm a vampire, not a mutant!
>She seems more or less unphased by the attack, though she quickly folds her wings up as a few holes are tore through them and her clothes
HEY, HEY! Be careful!
>>5491298
Yujiro Hanma
>>5491260
I said don't worry
>>5491367
It would make a huge differencem it's one less job I'd have to do for him.
>>5491387
>Slides dick right up your shitter
>>5491298
MASTERMIND
>>5491327
>>5491400
You missed a spot. Spray again.
>>5491396
>pets the little spider
Good luck ok?
>>5491391
BUT PLEASE, HURT PEOPLE RESPONSIBLY AND FOR GOOD REASON! IF YOU HURT THEM SIMPLY BECAUSE OF WHAT THEY ARE, THEN THAT IS UN-AMERICAN; AND SUPERMAN ACTUALLY SAID THAT IN A COMIC BOOK ONCE, SO I SHOULD KNOW! DO EVERYTHING IN MODERATION, AND THAT'S THE HERO'S ADVICE~!
>>5491396
...Does she like cake? Russia, please tell me that you won't kill me for giving her a cake...
>Alfred brings out a cake and sets it on the ground, almost like pic related.
And now, we wait...
>>5491271
get help
>>5491298
Hungry Hungry Human
>>5491466
YOU, YOU'RE GOING TO BE MY BITCH REAL SOON!
>>5491474
Gove me the human
>>5491447
I'm not your job for him, whatever it is. What the hell are you looking at me for anyway?
>>5491452
>>5491425
>flies out of the way
>you rape each other
>>5491359
Good luck, Kyoko...
>>5491488
OKAY, WHATEVER YOU SAY, RANDOM GUY I DON'T KNOW ABOUT!
>>5491473
>Texts Shinji
>"halp"
>>5491493
...Huh? What?
>>5491331
Well I doubt you can get any around this place.
>>5491418
Not much of an interesting title for a novel, especially a work of fiction.
>>5491441
As you wish.
>>5491464
I might decide to snack on that tiny insect you're so found of...
>>5491503
>Tears your wings off again
>>5491501
hey yukine i gotta hit the hay give kaito ur ghost dick for me ok
>>5491381
Oh COME ON.
Do you always listen to your mother?
>>5491316
I'm awake now.
Also: Something something, beastiality.
>>5491430
What if they beg you to stop but when you hesitate they wonder what's taking so long
>>5491514
Well aren't you a smartass.
>>5491504
Don't speak to my wife
>>5491510
>connection error
Look over this.
>>5491524
Depends on the situation
>>5491522
Absolutely not. That could give me a disease. Who knows what kind if viruses he has back there!?
>>5491534
>
>>5491298
Late as fuck Kuroneko
>>5491512
IM VERY HUNGRY!
give me the human
>>5491514
Hmmm...if Matt was here, he might help. How boring, how boring. I'm going to need to challenge some youkai to a duel or something.
>>5491524
You can always tell with the taste~.
>>5491552
I ought to slap you.
>>5491543
swap
>>5491344
for
>>5491555
>>5491543
DORUFU~! The hero has a feeling that this'll be a good day today! Proceed!
>>5491501
You are, observing every supernatural phenomenon it's what I have to do, and that includes stupid ghosts like you.
>>5491543
It's good enough
>>5491574
You bastard.
>>5491560
....
>She shakes a little, and pulls the arm off the anon she dragged away earlier, and offers it out
>>5491543
>>5491474
>>5491577
>>5491574
Uh, keep them in, I'm suddenly afraid for my life.
>>5491167
>the roach crawls on her hand
>despair but also DESPAIR.
S-S-See? Would I, the queen of nightmares be afraid of a being like you?
>Noticeable panic.
>>5491598
I'm nothing if not fast.
>>5491601
>>5491543
Deny that. My swap remains.
>>5491544
Was standing up for yourself not on her list of lessons?
>>5491563
D-
Do you tip them afterwards?
>>5491543
Ready to begin.
>>5491563
Don't pick a fight you can't win.
>>5491576
Give me a donut instead, that will show me who's boss.
>>5491543
>She hops up and down, and taps the ground with the ends of her shoes.
Finally, time for some good ole fighting!
>>5491430
>>5491466
>He stops, as the Alfred words reverberate in his mind.
Mod...Moderation, do everything...in moderation.
I'll see you in the ARENA MUTANT! IF IT WASN'T FOR THE U.S.A. I WAS GOING too RIP YOU APART!!!!
>>5491543
Let's proceed.
>>5491616
Yes and so was choosing my battles
>>5491286
*as soon as she hears kill, she grabs your neck and forces you to the floor*
>>5491228
*she immediately raises her hand up to her face*
Are you enjoying this?
>>5491574
>>5491577
Denied.
>>5491601
Accepted.
Match will begin soon.
Somebody post the collage.
>>5491543
Ready for the investigation... I'll be leaving on my own however, I have no need for unnecessary company that'll only be a risk in all of this.
>>5491622
>gives a whole box of donuts
Only because I love you.
>>5491644
Really?
>>5491601
You win this round, human.
>>5491574
>>5491577
It was your mistake to try and go ahead of this fast canine, Adachi. Both of your sacrifices are appreciated regardless.
Let's begin.
>>5491645
np
>>5491672
>>5491543
Yes. She has someone in already. Starting.
>>5491654
The punishment should fit the crime after all
>takes the box of donuts
>>5491602
This is really the first time a human has allowed me to sit on their hand! Are we going to go for a walk? Will you introduce me to your friends?
>>5491682
Yes, let us go in search of a giant cup
>>5491678
Is that really Adachi?
>>5491641
>Booker guessing game
>Literal shit tier fetish spamming
WE'RE COMING FULL CIRCLE
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>5491682
If I don't get to be Liu Bei, I'm taking my peaches and going home.
>>5491639
What a downer.
>>5491682
To battle!
>>5491629
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, FRANK! NOT EVEN KURUMI DESERVES A FATE LIKE THAT, SO AFTER THIS, I'M GETTING YOU A BURGER - MY TREAT, OF COURSE! IT'S A FITTING REWARD FOR A PATRIOT LIKE YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHA~!
>>5491644
G-GAH! Ramlethal, what the hell are you doing?! Let go of me, I know you dislike me, but save it for Russia...!
>Alfred grips at your arm, trying to get out of your grip. The hero doesn't really look so heroic now, does he?
>>5491682
...Uh, see you guys later, then...
>>5491524
I bet your puss is hairer than my genetic mane.
>>5491590
I'm a tool of gods, not some normal stupid apparition
>>5491682
Just another stupid bitch finding her place, which happens to be in a grave.
>>5491616
Nope, but at least I didn't kill or turn them~.
>>5491622
Kehehehe! We're the strongest of the strong, kinsman! We don't have to fear anything!
>>5491629
I'm not a mutant, dummie!
>She starts to pick bullets out of her dress
>>5491715
What a cutie
>kissu
>>5491683
I don't have to bring you donuts just for being in love with you.
>>5491717
>grabs at your arm, trying to
Good thing the hero has a watchful eye, amirite?
>>5491673
But I'm the one who lost their spot!
>>5491666
...What's a cyanide?
>>5491672
Uh. Sorry?
>>5491682
I don't even know this person
>>5491682
Duel 1
All but two were prepared for what is coming.
>>5491508
I'M THE FRIGGIN MASTERMIND! HERE TO CONQUER YOUR SORRY ASS. THAT'S RIGHT SHIT-MERICA, PREPARE FOR A POUNDING ON YOUR FAT AMERICAN ASS!
>>5491678
>Hoshi can't bring the blame off of himself so plays the victim card then tries to shift it onto another person
>>5491759
Great. Now I'm Zhao Yun.
>>5491749
You should be. Now you don't have a spot when you clearly should.
>>5491730
If only that were true, there's always something around the corner...
>>5491743
Doesn't hurt to bring some though
>>5491759
Depends on the size of the army.
>>5491726
Even a better reason to keep an eye on you.
>>5491759
That hamster hoodie thing it's really resistant...
>>5491759
Awww...that was a good one, though~. Maybe he can be a good hunter in the future.
>>5491691
I'm afraid the few connections I've made in this world cannot overcome their revulsion towards your kind. For now you have no choice but to remain at my side if you don't wish to die.
>>5491749
...Then your sacrifice is also appreciated, mortal.
>>5491759
Push through! Once I pierce their defences this fight will end with me as the victor!
>>5491766
WELL, YOU SEEM CONFIDENT IN YOUR ABILITIES, SO I WON'T DOUBT YOU FOR A SECOND! I WISH YOU LUCK IN THE ARENA, MASTERMIND SIR! I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU!
>>5491759
The hero is all ears! What's up, Your Majesty?
>>5491717
*she blinks once before smiling*
You stated that you wanted to be killed so I will provide you that favor.
>>5491759
Objective kill confirmed!
>>5491779
Some people are just incapable of saying I'm Sorry and actually meaning it.
Pity those lonely sacks of shit.
>>5491749
>his voice bellows so loud that it shakes the earth
NO! I DONT WANT THAT!!
>>5491759
What I thought was well trained fighters turns into clumsy cowards during the night.
>>5491721
Oh how sweet.
If you can't handle a mouthful I don't know how you expect me to.
>>5491730
If only there were more vampires like you. Blade would be a real tear-jerker.
>>5491740
If you don't have anything hurtful to say, get lost.
>>5491783
Vampires know no equals! It's how I've always lived, why shouldn't you?
>>5491786
Not like that useless hobo god is ever around anyway...
>>5491809
...Huh? I don't get it.
>>5491783
Are you making me buy your love with fried dough covered in frosting?
>>5491809
k bye
>>5491780
...The weird pumpkin man scared me! I don't know what he-
>>5491803
>She lets out a terrified shriek and dives for cover
>>5491790
What's mortal mean?
>>5491808
I claim this machine and its female pilot as my reliable shield for this day!
>>5491808
So just another night then?
>>5491835
...Pumpkin man?
>>5491835
It means you're bound to die at some point, like every other human. How don't you know about such a simple fact?
>>5491808
And time for me to run away too, I don't want to be near that thing!
>>5491814
No excuses, you're going to be under heavy surveillance from now on.
>>5491808
So clumsy, he'll never hit me like that.
>>5491811
Not everyone favors an existence of vampires.
>>5491823
Not willing to pay such a price?
>>5491809
I'd have a better chance sucking an egg out of a fat chocobo than make you cum with my mouth.