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Duel 2
Baki's fondness of animals runs in the family apparently.
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>>5491843
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! SOMEONE GIVE THE HERO A DECENT CHALLENGE; HE'S A BIT BORED, SO FIGHT ME~!
>>5491794 (Ramlethal)
I-I SAID "YOU *COULD* ALWAYS KILL ME", NOT "KILL ME TO TEST IT OUT"! IT'S NOT EVEN YOUR BIRTHDAY YET, AND YOU SPECIFICALLY STATED THAT YOU WOULD CONSIDER IT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY! L-LET GO!
>Alfred's trying his hardest to break free, but it doesn't seem to be working at all. Early birthday present, I suppose.
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>>5491843
That's right. I've chosen this person to be my next dueling partner and I won't allow a feral beast like you to interfere.
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>>5491843
...No
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>>5491808
Still a lower kill count than Hillary
>>5491821
Are you a fan of Le Cinema? It's this great movie, where the main hero, Blade, kills your kind for fun
>>5491824
Au revoir chump
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>>5491849 (No Items Final Destination)
You didn't hear that!? He shouted so loud the ground shook!
>>5491860
>>5491890
But...I already did that before!
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>>5491843
You've all done well to bring this feast, you may all leave now.
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>>5491843
Trust me, you're best leaving this one alone.
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>>5491790
I... I see.
Do you have any pockets that I might be able to settle into?
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>>5491843
Again? Maybe these peasant should be fighting instead.
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>>5491866
>he punches the stupid half vamp in the gut
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>>5491867 (Shinobu)
Kehehe, the hunters never prove a challenge~.
>>5491896
Never heard of it, sounds absurd, sounds absurd.
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>>5491843
N-No! Not the bigger spider please! Stay away from m-
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>>5491843
Should've threated my wounds a bit better... I thought it'd be enough, next time I should just examinate the wound a bit better.
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>>5491894
>>5491843
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>>5491921
I have a straight shot. Good enough for me.
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>>5491880
It's a shame you can't put that vivid imagination to good use.
>>5491926
Oh it is. Everybody knows that vampires aren't real
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>>5491884
*her face returns to her natural expression as the grip gets weaker*
Is that so?
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>>5491921
...J-Japan... Vietnam... I'm so sorry, goddamnit! I'm so sorry!
>Alfred slowly begins to break down a bit, sobbing loudly.
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>>5491921
I'm sure you're...equipped to handle that yourself.
>>5491926
Maybe, doesn't mean you should let down your guard around them.
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>>5491921
....I won't question why we couldn't have just use my powers, but I have to say. Using that battering ram was quite a rush!
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>>5491867
No, I'm okay with it.
>gives another dozen donuts
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>>5491921
THAT'S RIGHT YOU LITTLE CUNT. ONE MORE MEATBAG TO FERTILIZE THE SOIL OF MY NEW EMPIRE!
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>>5491923
>falls to the ground for a brief moment
D-Do you think that's going to stop me?
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>>5491945
...But you're talking to one.
>>5491953
But it's so hard to have fun when you're serious.
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>>5491921
Duel 3
Some fire is used. Disappointing that it does not kill anyone.
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>>5491946
Y-Yes! The hero knows his limits, and he doesn't want to die now of all times! Not in front of everybody else! Please, just let me go!
>Tears slowly start to well up in his eyes.
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>>5491982
That's one hell of an exoskeleton you've got there.
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>>5491945
I don't have any imagination at all...
I'm just... going to die now
>Dies
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>>5491982
I'M LOYAL TO THE US, NOT SOME PUNY LIMPED DICKWAD!!!
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>>5491987
Pathetic.
*she finally lets go of him*
It makes me want to laugh.
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>>5491982
Doubt it will have much trouble cutting through these enemies.
>>5491963
You'll go bankrupt at this rate.
>>5491971
It's even harder if you're killed.
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>>5491967
No I'm just trying to hurt you. Did it work?
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>>5491911
...A-As long as you don't lay any eggs on me I'll make an opening for you to take shelter inside my cursed robes until we reach our destination.
>opens pocket
>bunch of shop coupons and a candy bar are inside
>>5491900
Explain yourself further.
>>5491982
Another conquer? Very well then!
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>>5491982
LET THE FIRE RAIN FROM THE SKY! RIGHT ON TOP OF YOUR WORTHLESS CITY! BURN, RAZE, SMOLDER, FRY, CO-
OH SHIT, I DROPPED MY THESAURUS ON MY FUCKING FOOT!
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Do you like it juicy, HG?
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>>5492020
I own a donut shop, there is plenty where these came from.
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>>5492022
Is the show you're from any good? Legit question.
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>>5491982
Hair is shortened. Animals prove to be more effective than weapons. Hunting goes wrong. And we do not just need Alfred to make USA look bad.
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>>5492013
>Alfred coughs violently, wiping the tears from his face.
Yeah, sure, I'm pathetic when I'M ABOUT TO DIE AND I DON'T WANT TO DIE AT ALL. Have you ever been choked to the point of nearly passing out? It... I-It ain't fun. Laugh all you want, but it wasn't funny.
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>>5492022
O-Of course not... It's just a little annoyance...
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>>5492027
I...got...killed? A shrine maiden sealed me?
>>5492003
>>5491900
...Was it just me?
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>>5491835
>>5491900
Give me the tomato
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>>5492027
This place not as bad as I thought!
>Reads the coupons
You sure do love eating. I have friends who like eating too! Like, entire refrigerators of food!
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So many vampires around. What is it, TGIV night?
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>>5491971
Alright, alright, I played along but it's lost it's charm now sport.
>>5492004
Squall...?
>pokes
I-I'm getting scared now.
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IT'S SO FUCKING JUICY, HG. HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>5492049
There's no wall tall enough to keep that idiot safe from me after that.
>>5492042
Sounds like you're living the dream already, what could you possible want in a vampire when you have that.
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>>5492078
We're missing Vampy
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>>5492020
Kehehe, as long as my head's intact, I'm fine~. The risk is part of the fun, anyways!
>>5492078
What's that, what's that?
>>5492079
....
>She bares her fangs
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>>5492060
I have had much worse done to me without me having to beg. I would think one that has been alive long would be used to this by now.
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I missed it when the /b/ avafags barely even acknowledged our existence
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>>5492078
Fangsgiving
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>>5492066
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS!
SOMEBODY HEEELP!
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>>5492049
Duel 4
Oh good. You finally remembered what you are doing.
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>>5492078
Now we just need Nazis
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>>5492084
They're just donuts. I don't have some huge adoration for them. A-And it's not like a donut can love me back...
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>>5492112
>adachi executes hoshi's stolen ava
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>>5492078
Leave the vampires alone... They did nothing wrong.
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>>5492110
>his voice becomes so loud that it cracks the very earth you stand on
IM VERY HUNGRY!
GIVE ME THE TOMATO
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>>5492049
I've had worse.
>>5492064
I think it might've been just you.
>>5492112
Told you not to chase after things, kid.
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>>5492049
Most people watch me on TV wondering "I wonder what it would be like losing to D.Va"
Well, it feels like this!
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>>5492088
And that other guy. And my associates.
>>5492092
Thank God it's vampire night.
>>5492103
Anti-christmas
>>5492113
>
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>>5492078
Vampires ain't my line of work, I'll let the other two "dudes" handle em.
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>>5492092
You truly are a wild one.
>>5492112
Stupid fat creatures...
>>5492116
Just donuts!?
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>>5492112
Stop using fire. You obviously do not know how to kill with it.
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>>5492097
Then maybe we just have different levels of tolerance, that's all. Of course, I would just say that I was faking it, but it just came out of nowhere and it shocked me to the point of fearing for my life...
The worse that happened to me would be 9/11, off the top of my head. I can't recall ever being put into a chokehold, I admit.
>>5492112
DORUFU~! THE HERO STRIKES AGAIN!
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>>5492130
>>5492138
THAT WASN'T ME! WHAT'S A TOMATO!? MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOOOP!
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>>5492049
>Punches the dummy like the weak cunt she is
Take that as an example of the damage a real body will soon endure until they break!
>>5492064
You belong to the undead? Quite the marvelous job of your summoner to make its puppet in this such conditions my senses were fooled.
>>5492074
There is more than just one mouth I'm forced to feed besides my own, a containter of such measures is mandatory for any human.
>Starts typing on her phone
I'm making arangments for you as we speak.
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>>5492112
T-This is the price I paid for allowing my barriers to go down even for just a second...
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>>5492161
Uh, not just donuts?
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>>5492112
>Was already ejected from Meka and moving to spawn point to change characters
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>>5492163
My apologies. Sometimes a lot of dust gets kicked up.
>>5492169
Make what stop?
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>>5492045
>first season is ehh
>second is good
>>5492061
Get up, stupid. You can't just clutch your stomach all day.
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>>5492169
>in the distance
Buono! Tomato, buono! Tomato! Buono buono, ooh! Tomato! Red on the bottom and green on the top, toma- toma- tomato!
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>>5492177
arrangements*
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>>5492163
I wonder why she would think those two are dead.
What was meant to be a ceasefire becomes the most violent part of the match.
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>>5492154
Ooooooh. Never heard of it, never heard of it~. Sounds silly to me.
>>5492161
Wouldn't you be a bit bold if you finally had some free time, after centuries of just guarding a place?
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>>5492092
>She leans over to the girl's level and pokes her fingertip a few times against her sharpened tooth.
Nuh-uh...
>>5492154
Ah yes, Satan's 'me too' holiday
Why do we legitimize fake religions with fake holidays?
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>>5492168
Fear for your life? I suppose what could be learned from this is to be careful around me.
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>>5492213
...Is... Is this how Japan felt towards China? Make it stop, damnit! I hate it so much! ALLEN, YOU BASTARD, CUT IT OUT--
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>>5492198
I wasn't planning to, doing that for no reason would be a waste of time.
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Have to go now.
goodnight!
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>>5492193
To hear you have such a poor view on donuts is fairly disappointing...
>>5492220
What exactly is so special about this place you guard
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>>5492213
I had the perfect thing to say here. What was it?
Uh..
None of your personnel, kid.
Wait, no, it was nothing personal or som-
I'm not good with one liners.
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>>5492201
I don't know what that meeaaans!
>>5492196
That hole wasn't there a second ago! I don't know what a tomato is BUT PLEASE GIVE HIM IT!
>>5492177
Uhm. I don't really know what a...undead, or summoner, or...puppet is. Some magician just broke the sale for me later?
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>>5492220
>>5492224
I was joking, thankfully they dont exist.
>>5492155
I hope you are not referring to me as dude.
>>5492129
Theyve done many, but I am not able to persecute here so I will let you off for now.
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>>5492240
Buh-bye.
>>5492244
Hmmm? Nothing, really~. I just owe the owner of it a life-debt, that's all.
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>>5492235
Yep. Give me a sign next time, that totally caught me off guard! The hero wouldn't have freaked out so much if he knew you were going to do that, even if he sounds like a coward because of it!
...It's a fight or flight reaction man.
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>Ditto is cancer the whole time he's here and everyone hates him
>Starts playing generic anime girl with generic personality for two days and people are already saying he's not that bad a guy
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>>5492177
Humans are very nice, worrying about the food of their fellows. I try to do the same, but it's difficult being one of the few who do. So nobody appreciates it.
>Slowly gets sucked into the melting candybar as she leans on it
Eh...?
Ehhhhh?!
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>>5492260
A tomato is a fruit.
I don't carry fruit with me.
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>>5492213
Duel 5
Someone dies from a battle he was not in. They probably got it from touching the spider.
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>>5492260
>in the distance, again
There are tomatoes in my pasta! And tomatoes on my pizza! My charming red treasure, how I love tomatoes!
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>>5492282
Who is he playing?
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>>5492244
I mean, they're pretty great but you get sick of looking at them after frying and selling them all day.
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>>5492270
Fo-For now?!
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>>5492287
Yeah, I'm not seeing anything too impressive.
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>>5492282
I may have been lost the last couple of hours I do not see anyone saying that.
>>5492273
And you did neither at that point.
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>>5492270
Whatever dude.
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>>5492213
With ease? Pfft, nobody saw what I beating I gave them before it was over.
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>>5492270
So why joke about it? I don't get it, I don't get it.
>>5492224
>It would break the skin without much effort.
Yah-huh!
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>>5492287
...And I was doing so good, too...
>>5492316
...What would I have done? Punch you in the face? If I did that, we would have actually fought, and I don't want THAT to happen! That's the one thing I don't want to do!
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>>5492287
Final three. One is actually focused.
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>>5492238
Well you looked like you were hurt. Why would you act like that if you weren't?
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>>5492260
IM VERY HUNGRY!
>The skies turn dark and lightning strikes near you
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>>5492272
was that wise? being an immortal and all.
>>5492307
Don't think I'd agree with that, they can look just as lovely as paintings.
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>>5492336
Is it because you are a gentleman? Or is it because you know I would win?
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>>5492288
I don't understaaaaaaaand!
>>5492285
>>5492352
>She lets out another girly shriek
Just make it stop! I DON'T WANT TO DIE AGAIN!
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>>5492260
If what you said is true then you're no more than a hollow husk made of flesh, a shadow of your previous time as a living human. Don't you get it?
>Pokes
You died.
>>5492284
>Takes the candy bar out of her pocket with a squirming roach glued to it
Gross. I forgot to mention one of the many trap seals in my cursed attire, you just triggered one of them.
>Slowly separates both of them
>that probably was painful for her
Better?
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>>5492356
Perhaps you should come work for me then.
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>>5492371
I'm not able to help you with your hallucinations. Maybe try a shrink.
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>>5492317
Do you want me to call you chick?
>>5492308
You heard me. Stay away from the uk or churches and we will not have trouble
>>5492334
Because even I have a sense of humour.
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>>5492357
Gentleman. I'm stronger than I look, and I've told you that before, you know. C'mon, I hide much more about me than you think, as foreboding as that sounds.
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>>5492356
Mmaaaaaybe not, kehehe. But I still owe her anyways~.
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>>5492334
Holy crap.
Suddenly I'm very aware of the complexity of the cardiovascular system
>>5492270
Why don't you tell >>5492334 that
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>>5492346
Duel Final
And you almost made the exchange.
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>>5492406
That's a nice tower you have there.
Shame if something were to happen to it.
Like if a tank were to shoot it.
Specifically this tank.
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>>5492406
Fox Wins.
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>>5492391
I ain't gonna chicken out on this, I'm gonna call you a dude like there's no end tomorrow!
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>>5492380
It appears that I've ruined your candy bar. I will accept my fate of being enslaved for life paying it off...
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>>5492429
The results.
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>>5492351
To make you feel better? Or would you have preferred if I just laughed at your attempt of hurting me?
>>5492391
H-Huh? But what if I wanted to visit the UK sometime? Why do I have to stay away?
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>>5492390
>She points vigorously at the scorch mark on the ground with her baton, screeching inarticulately
>>5492380
>She's definitely warm to the touch
Uh. What if...I was never human in the first place?
>>5492429
Congrats foxman? Thanks? This is why you kept your spot!
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>>5492429
Congratulations Fox, thank you for hosting~
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>>5492371
>again, in the distance
I'll give you another one! I'll give you a beautiful one! Eat a delicious tomato and come dance with me!
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>>5492429
I cannot complain about this winner...
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>>5492403
I just did.
>>5492439
Go ahead.
Try to.
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>>5492429
Congratulations Mr. Fox!
Thank you very much for hosting!
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>>5492446
Yo, congrats to Fox, and thanks for hosting, dude! We appreciate it!
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>>5492451
Yeah you would definetly do that for me... Who are you kidding?
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>>5492403
...Huh? There's no way that could've turned you, there's no way!
>>5492391
It wasn't a good one....
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>>5492394
I should state that what just happen made my opinion of you grow even lower.
>>5492456
>>5492452
>>5492472
>>5492473
You are welcome. Thank you for participating.
>>5492466
You sound disappointed.
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>>5492478
Now you know why I never decided to be a comedian.
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>>5492371
>he picks up a nearby anon and eats him whole
GIVE ME THE TOMATO
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kys HG cancer
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>>5492385
Quite the offer but I'm sure to outlive you, my employment wouldn't last. Besides I have other obligations to commit to. Time to get some sleep though, farewell Anon
>>5492429
Congrats Fox
>>5492446
Thank you for hosting, I'll be heading off, have a good night.
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>>5492475
I'd do that for almost anyone, I'm not as bad as you think.
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>>5492467
Okay -- Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude!!!!
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>>5492459
GIVE ME THE TOMATO! PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING!
>>5492498
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE A FIRE!
>>5492501
>She dives behind Fox weeping uncontrollably
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>>5492493
It's not like it was all that high in the first place, I'll be honest with ya. I mean, no one really thinks all that highly of me, save for a few people, so it doesn't phase me at this point. I'm stronger than I look.
>>5492509
See ya later, dude!
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>>5492509
Ni ni.
>pettu
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>>5492519
That'd explain why you messed it u-
Is the crying really necessary?
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>>5492509
Buhbye, kinsman!
>>5492499
You don't have the face for it, anyways. Too serious, too serious!
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>>5492493
I am not... just tired and bored.
>>5492498
Because you were literally the only fighter I cared about, once I lost the battle.... So good on you Fox McCloud.
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>>5492446
Thanks for hosting
>>5492478
N-no no! I can feel it... Converting my humanity away into a dark.. and- *choke* demonic energy!
>>5492467
I'm inclined to believe that she might disagree
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>>5492519
>the anon(?) sighs, throwing you a tomato
Hmph! Take this tomato, you bastard! Idiota ragazza...
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>>5492429
It was a good choice to keep your spot after all, fox. Congratulations.
>>5492444
Fool, you have no use to me in that way, did yout forget we began this journey to find more than one mortal for you to befriend?
>Throws away the candy
I know of a way you can contact more humans without the risk of dying.
>>5492452
Then why did you spoke about death in the first place? Are you trying to mock me?
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>>5492562
Well, I'm not sure what I did to earn the caring, but I appreciate the support regardless.
Thank you.
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>>5492572
>She slowly reaches up and pokes her nose
Stop being dramatic~.
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>>5492591
Stick this metal rod in my head so I look like a beetle instead?
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>>5492519
>He walks towards you as lighting once again strikes
IM VERY HUNGRY!
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>>5492572
No she did, she just didnt expect me of all people to joke. Can't say I blame her.
>>5492543
Do I?
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>>5492610
>that image is adorable
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>>5492637
Heh. Cute
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>>5492515
Yeah no, you're even worse than I think... I think
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>>5492591
...But they still killed me, right?
>>5492542
YEEES!
>>5492582
>She rolls on to her back impressively quickly, and catches it in midair. Not bad for someone on the ground holding a baton
Thank you person saying things I don't understand!
>>5492634
>She yells again and throws the tomato at him
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>>5492592
It's not a problem. I just find you interesting as all.
>>5492637
I'm not complaining. I just said I cannot complain about the winner... Ram, you need to think a little bit before you say things.
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>>5492662
You're adorable.
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>>5492637
But you have armor and crap, dude. All I have is a pair of glasses and this tuft of hair that represents Nantucket.
>He points at the curl on his hair, trying not to actually touch it.
That's why no one takes my claims of being the hero seriously; I look like a dork!
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>>5492662
Vampy! There you are.
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>>5492637
Thank you for hosting. That is a really nice win screen.
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>>5492638
Mmhm, you do, you do!
>>5492662
>I think it has to do with the artist, they draw loads of cutesy stuff.
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>>5492675
>the anon turns away from you
Non c'è di che, bastardo! I heard the word tomato and I just had to come help you. Ragazza, make sure to remember that that is what a tomato looks like!
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>>5492675
>he eats it in one bite, the skies begin to clear and he begins to walk away
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>>5492673
Huh? Why? I'm just trying to help...
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>>5492675
You're a strange one.
>>5492676
Can't imagine why.
Once you get past the initial reaction, there's not a lot to me.
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>>5492713
Hello there sir. How are you?
>>5492692
Really?
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>>5492755
Really really.
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>>5492676
*she narrows her eyes at the woman*
It was easier to think that than to think of you just being bored.
>>5492669
I am glad you found it amusing. If you did not, I would have changed it for you.
>>5492695
No one takes me seriously either. When I am walking during the night, groups of people try to overpower me.
>>5492720
I hope to make them nicer once I finish my own match. You are welcome.
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>>5492610
>Rinoa straightens herself up and wiggles her nose following a brief scratch.
Oh alright, fun's over.
>>5492638
Hmm... What /should/ she expect from you then?
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>>5492611
H-Have you already reached madness this early!?
>takes the metal rod away
>back to the pocket the roach goes
Forget about becoming a different creature, I've contacted someone who has mastered the art of taming beasts. He won't welcome someone like you who has somehow attained human conciousness, but I just need him as a proxy to someone who will welcome you.
>>5492675
Therefore you hold no life now, do you realise how it works now?
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>>5492743
You're definitely right on that front. But I have to say, you're more entertaining than some of the people I know... kinda sad when you think about it.
>>5492788
What can I say, I am a complex sorta of gal. One minute I can be complaining up a storm, the other I can just be bored out of my mind.
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>>5492788
I'm sure that's because it's in the nighttime and that's when everything goes their way, but I get your point. Except... No one really takes me seriously one way or another, as you can already tell. You've got that over me.
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>>5492732
I still don't know what any of that means...! And thanks again!
>>5492743
I was afraid for my life!
>>5492733
>She curls up in a ball
>>5492807
...Not really? I mean. I still breath, I still eat, sleep, my heart still beats...how can't I be alive?
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I wanna die
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>>5492779
>her tail slowly swish back and forth as she smiles
Thank you specter!
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>>5492755
Hey...
>>5492742
Well don't help!
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>>5492831
Can I have your body?
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>>5492831
Dying is for pussies
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>>5492807
This sounds like a very enlightened person! I guess I will have to prove my worth in order to earn his approval! Too bad my only talents are cleaning and running really fast! I hope those work too!
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>>5492830
Sei il benvenuto, bastardo. If that bastard pumpkin harasses you again, say the word "tomato", and I'll be there. Ed è italiano, troppo!
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>>5492831
Kill your self.
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>>5492820
A complex female that happens to know part of my name. Who are you?
>>5492829
Hmph. I feel I am only considered fearful is because of my legacy. Even here people that do not know what I did see me as completely harmless.
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>>5492794
Don't mock me again, hmrmph!
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>>5492841
You can't tell me what to do and what not to do, if I want to help, I'll do it in any way I can, and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
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>>5492831
I want you to live a long, frustrating life.
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>>5492841
Good to see you Yukine
>>5492894
And hello to you as well Araragi
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>>5492890
...Not even a little?
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>>5492883
Nah, you're pretty spooky at times, but that's just me. And even if you seem completely harmless to them, they at least take you seriously. If I handed you a gun and told you to shoot an Anon, would you take me seriously enough to actually do it?
...Okay, you probably would, but the point is that no one takes me seriously and just calls me crazy.
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>>5492831
You, and 300,000 thousands others want that.... a shame.
>>5492883
It's not very important, but my name is Ingrid.
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>>5492870
Did you say...cleaning? How could a tiny beast like you perform such chores?
>>5492830
...I see, so this is not a mere illusion but...
>Takes a spin
Resurrection! How selfish!
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>>5492831
Get help.
Seek sunlight.
I'll be your therapist.
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>>5492872
>She sits up slowly, dusts herself off, and twirls her baton
Uh, right, whatever any of that stuff meant!
...Does this mean I owe you?
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>>5492928
Illusion? Selfish? Resurrection? What does any of that mean?
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>>5492927
>Damn, I am tired as hell. I didn't even realize it.
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>>5492913
Oh you're back!
>pets the bat
Haven't seen you in a while!
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>>5492932
Who are your friends now? I haven't kept up with recent clique shifts.
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>>5492928
I'm not sure why, but cleaning is one of the many amazing things that humans do that I appreciate! That's why whenever I see a pile of garbage, I can't help but to tity up a little.
Other roaches hate me for this however, they claim they lose their homes but what's wrong with living in a clean house that you don't have to hide in all the time?
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>>5492894
Well I have a request for help
>>5492913
So... how are you?
>>5492932
Gain height
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>>5492918
Hmmmmh.
...Maybe a little.
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>>5492946
Tell me innocent one, if you died once but you're alive now, what does that tells you?
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>>5492935
No, non credo che si farebbe. Me giving you a tomato was payment enough. All I want in return is for you to enjoy a tomato everyday, ragazza!
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>>5492926
You seem to be aware of this problem yet you do nothing to fix it Must not be vital.
>>5492927
It is important to me. The last person that knew of me without me knowing attempted to kill me. Did Mother sent you?
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>>5492959
I had friends, I had lots of friends. Now all my friends are gone and I'm doing the best I can to carry on. I had power, I was respected, but not any more.
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>>5492965
And what is it? I'll see what I can do.
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>>5492983
*Send*
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Hello once again, friends! What fun activities do we have planned next?
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>>5492981
Uh. Okay?
...What if I can't? I've had to go weeks without eating sometimes.
>>5492980
Uh...that I'm alive? I don't really see why I should worry about the details.
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>>5492957
>the tiny flaps on her head twitch slightly as you pet
I've just been busy is all!
>>5492965
I'm wonderful actually. How about you?
>she smiles
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>>5492983
Because why should I take anything seriously? I'm an embodiment of a nation, and my friends include, but not limited to; a half-crow girl, a girl that lives in a tank, and someone that comes from outer space! That's not the reason why I don't, but considering what it's like from my perspective? It's reasonable.
...They'll take me seriously one day. The hero has high hopes for the future!
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>hoshi pity posting again
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>>5492966
I don't say this often. But I like you. You're a good sport and that's hard to come by.
I'm gonna split. You.
You keep being awesome.
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>>5493022
This much cuteness can't be good for your health.
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Say hi to erp >>5491098
Hoshi won't go there.
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>>5493030
They're Randy Newman lyrics, you fucking idiot.
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>>5493036
Kehehehe, buh-bye, lady~. You too, you too.
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>>5493030
Just ignore it and maybe it will finally go away.
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>>5493021
Ovviamente! Che sciocco che sono! Just make sure to remember what a tomato looks like, got it? Idiota!
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>>5493022
>he looks away
I guess I'm fine...
>>5493010
Stop helping me
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Still pity posting.
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>>5492983
And that was such a sight to behold. Sadly, that person name escapes me at the moment... but they tried at least.
And to answer your question, no. Your Mother didn't send me here... god, calling her Mother is stupid... I'll just say Valentine to make things easier for me.
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>>5493030
>when hoshi is becoming me
What the hell, I'm supposed to be the special crying faggot shit
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>>5493013
Uhm. I don't really know. I just come here to scavenge?
>>5493062
O...kay?
...Are you using the weird words on purpose?
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>>5493022
What could keep you that busy? Did you go back home?
>>5493065
>sighs
Fine... But I'll still keep an eye on you.
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>>5492963
Interesting, you're not only capable of human speech but you're also knowledgable in the art of cleansing. Change of plans, you'll form a pact with me today.
>>5493021
Then I won't question your existence anymore if you're willing to keep this ignorance, mortal.
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>>5493045
I don't think I'm going to go back there.
>>5493102
Scavenge for what? Sticks? Rocks? We can scavenge together!
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What's going on here?
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>>5493028
If you refuse to change, do not expect that to happen.
>>5493013
There will probably be nothing to happen for a while.
>>5493076
It you must refer to her as anything as, Ariels is fine. So you are not connected to her. This alleviates some of my enmity but not all of it.
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>>5493102
Sì, much better. You better remember it, ragazza!
...So what if I speak another language while I talk?! Sono italiano, it's much better than speaking English!
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>>5493009
I still like you even if you're an idiot, Asuka.
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>>5493112
I lived in a cave in a mountain all my life, I'm not good at understanding this stuff! I just don't wanna get sealed again.
>>5493121
Uhm. Just food, really, actually.
...But then who keeps it?
>>5493126
There's more than one language?
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>>5493103
Good, just don't bug me stupid. Will that really be it?
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>>5493123
No idea.
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>>5493123
Boredom and hunger, just boredom and hunger.
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>>5493040
Try not to get too ill then ok?
>>5493065
You don't sound fine to me. What's wrong?
>>5493103
Well i do the housekeeping at my manor..my brother is too lazy so someone has to do it
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>>5493070
So only Izaya gets to pity post?
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>>5493123
Nothing of interest, as you can see! It's as boring as ever! How's it going, ma'am?
>>5493125
...I'm still gonna be cheerful, even if people laugh at me because of it. I'd rather be happy than be serious all the time.
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>>5493125
I guess we'll just have to hang out and talk, then! In my haste, I forgot to ask your name last visit. I'm so sorry for that. Can we get acquainted now?
>>5493142
Oh, no, you can keep it! I'll just help for the fun of it!
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>>5493125
Ooookay. If you hold feelings like that towards me, so be it.
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>>5493157
N-nothing is wrong, everything is fine. Why wouldn't it be?
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>>5493142
Assolutamente idiotica, you're speaking it right now! Ragazza, what do you think you've been speaking in this whole time?!
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>>5493159
It's cute when Izzie does it, he still feels human emotions sometimes.
Hoshi's a sociopath, he only wants pity to manipulate people.
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>>5493159
>you forgot to put my name next to Izayas
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>>5493144
I guess so... Sorry for trying to help.
>>5493157
Hmm, I ee, you should get someone to help you with that, or force him to help you, I mean, if it's a big manor and it's a lot of work.
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>>5493123
It is becoming silent.
>>5493164
Of course. You being cheerful makes you different, it would be nice to see that happen but I just find doubt in it.
>>5493173
Why would you want that?
>>5493179
Just explain how you know so much of me and they will go away completely.
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>>5493173
...Oh. Okay! But why don't you want any?
>>5493185
Uh. I don't really know? I've just always spoke..."this" language?
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>>5493206
I know I'm better than you, but you don't have to sound that dissapointed
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>>5493153
Well, that sounds odd. Most the time people have a sense of what's going on.
>>5493155
Ah, well I wish I could help with the hunger but I can't do that since I am basically poison to you.
>>5493164
Ah! A gentleman. Well, I am doing fine right now now since I am just dropping by to visit this place.
>>5493222
Silent? I though this place was active 24/7.
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>>5493222
Nah, that's too much of a hassle. Besides, I need to keep that air of mysterious about me.... you know?
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>>5493222
We can't be friends if I don't know your name, can we?
>>5493232
I ate on the way here. I've got energy to spare!
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>>5493183
>pinches your cheek
You're hiding something from me. Spit it out.
>>5493206
I don't mind honestly, it keeps me busy during the day since I can't go outside much.
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>>5493236
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>>5493222
Well, I dunno whether to take that as a compliment or an observation, but I appreciate it either way! Still, I prefer being cheerful so I can brighten up someone's day, you know? It's something that the hero... No, I should always strive for.
>>5493242
Me, a gentleman? Ma'am, I'm afraid you've got the wrong guy for that; I'm just me, nothing special! And it's always nice to see someone drop by this place, no matter who it is! If I may ask, what is your name, miss...?
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>>5493242
Well not me -- I could careless to what happens to these fools, besides I'm just here to warm up. That's all.
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>>5493242
It'd just be weird to feed on a kinsman, anyways~. I'll just have to beat up someone when I go back. But hello, hello.
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>>5493232
IDIOTA! You're dumber than my idiot fratello, and that's saying something! You're speaking English right now!
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>>5493257
H-hey! I-I'm not hiding anything...
can you please quit that...
>>5493276
Jeez, don't you smile?
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>>5493243
Active 24/7 does not mean it has the same activity all day.
>>5493243
You know so much of me that you would know that my answer is no. It is better to be direct.
>>5493256
I do not know why you want to be friends with me either. My name is Ramlethal Valentine.
>>5493294
It was intended to be the former. Something such as uniqueness should be valued.
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>>5493256
How come I'm the only person that has problems finding food?
>>5493315
I am? I've never even heard of that before, just, uh...Japanese.
And I lived in a mountain cave all my life! I didn't learn this stuff!
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>>5493329
>>5493242
The first was meant for You.
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>>5493329
Everyone you meet is a potential friend! I'm David.
>>5493333
Have you tried buying food?
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>>5493257
It would keep him busy too. And more importantly, it would give you some time to rest.
>>5493316
Only when nevessary.
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/ftt/ is the best threads in /trash/
Prove me wrong.
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>>5493329
Yep, but you know how I roll by now. It's kinda refreshing to hear a compliment from you, I gotta say! And I'm kinda glad I have this personality, even if it's given me the reputation of being a bit... Off, you know?
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>>5493329
Being direct is such a bore. Besides, I don't want to be those exposition dump you get from really old JRPGs... And hell, sometimes even fighting games.
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>>5493316
>tugs on your cheek slightly
Not until you tell me what's going on
>>5493365
I rest plenty during the day but my brother is just...different
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>>5493401
>dumps
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>>5493365
So... never? Whatever, not my problem.
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>>5493359
I don't really have that money stuff....
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>>5493112
I... I agree with this contract!
Teach me the ways!
>I must go and do roach things now
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>>5493413
B-but there isn't anything... I just miss you
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>>5493333
IDIOTA! What else are you speaking? You're speaking English! Living in a mountain cave is no excuse, ragazza! How do you not know what Italian is?
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>>5493329
But silent would mean that everything stops. It would feel like someone has frozen time.
>>5493294
My name is Sakuya Izayoi. What about yourself?
>>5493296
Warm up? I doubt you'll find anything here that's a challenge. I mean I hear you fought gods on your spare time.
>>5493304
>Hello, hello
>Get out Lucio.
You mean deadly. Anyway, would you like some tea?
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Post secrets
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>>5493429
Really?
>he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a $20 to hand to her
Here, this can get you a good dinner somewhere.
>>5493467
Keeping secrets is no fun.
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>>5493445
>Guides the roach to Neko's home
>I'm also going now to do girl things like sleeping
>Good bed
>>5493142
>Gotta bed now
>Good bed
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>>5493413
Vut don't you think it would be a lot better is he was a litle bit more like you?
>>5493419
Sometimes, but I don't have a reason to right now.
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>>5493467
I hate myself
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>>5493377
>You have to shill it for it to be the best
>Never heard of it
Yeah, no.
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>>5493359
Or a potential enemy, David.
>>5493398
If you mean as to why people do not take you serious then yes I do.
>>5493401
JRPG? Whatever. Could you tell me this at least? Do you see me as an enemy?
>>5493463
Why is everyone being so specific this evening? I stated that it is getting to be silent, now that it will be. The comparison you made was odd.
>>5493467
>I used one last night.
>>5493487
Farewell.
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>>5493463
Alfred Jones, the hero of America! It's a pleasure to meet ya, Sakuya! Or is it Iyazoi? Japanese names are too complicated... Anyway! You may have heard about me from a guy named "Ivan"! Have ya?
>>5493467
...I'm scared of marmite.
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>>5493467
I don't think it's much of a secret about me, but I really love myself. So much, that the only person I could truly love... is another me.
This would also mean, I would do 'things' with another me.
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>>5493456
Because I don't rally know anything other than the area around the mountains I lived in!?
>>5493487
>Sure thing, nighto.
>>5493474
Uhm...but it's just a tiny...thingy?
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>>5493467
The password to have access to my settings is [REDACTED].
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This is your new Goddess
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>>5493496
>My haters
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>>5493505
I don't believe in enemies!
>>5493518
But if you give it to someone at a restaurant, they'll give you food!
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>>5493463
Gods? Well maybe that one crazy bald dude's an exception, but I haven't faced any real "gods" quite frankly.
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>>5493505
Nah. Just a person slowly gaining their emotions.
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>>5493463
>Repeating herself is her 'thing'.
I never really tried, I just thought it'd be like any other youkai~.
Sure, sure! It could take my mind off things! Oooh! Got any walnuts, too?
>Kururumi
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>>5493545
I don't particularly hate you.
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>>5493505
Yeah, that's what I meant. I'm glad to be ditzy even if others dislike me for it; the hero won't let anything deter him at all, and that's the hero's promise to you!
>The hero
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>>5493546
But...it's still just paper?
>Orange
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