HG thread
>>5484139
What console?
>>5484169 (Cancer)
>>5479743
>>5484169
Cause your a little baby that hasn't developed any hormones or physically appealing traits to appease a mate silly.
>>5484172
But if we aren't in it then we aren't in it but if we're in it then we're in it and not actually not affected by being not in it because we would be in it and affected by it little bat.
>>5484187
It'll never happen again
7th for zeon is shit
>>5484163
NO! I DONT WANT THAT
>>5484183
A shame. Are you well?
>>5484186
But as I have experienced, it can take a long time for it to fully happen.
>>5484228
I told you to meet me over there and you didn't.
>>5484231
I'm gonna kill you if you keep insulting me like this!
>>5484187
What's with you people getting off to me killing myself?
>>5484139
Whatcha need guardian?
>>5484183
I see. THe hero of who and what exactly? Forgive the implications, but I cannot say I have EVER heard of you.
>>5484246
Take that back
>>5484203
>>5484264
No.
>>5484183 (Alfred)
Hmmmmpf. Stupid wolf-woman.
>>5484198
>>5484235
Stop being sarcastic!
>>5484231
>All hints of anger drop from her face, and she reaches up and pokes her on the nose
Ssssssssh. You're overthinking it, wolfy, you're overthinkiing~.
>>5484171
Hrmph!
>Flies away.
>>5484183 (¿?)
i've been good!.
>>5484235
I see, so you will finish them off from now on, that's good.
>>5484258
It's just kind of fun to see you suffer sometimes.
>>5484258
A man with a heart as pure as mine has no reason to go there, Subaru. Besides, all the chicks there are really ugly.
>>5484252
So uhhh... Which one do you not want?
>>5484269
>Goddamnit.
>>5484275
I SAID TAKE IT BACK FEDDIE SCUM! OR ELSE
>yfw bolin is erping as touko fukawa right now in erp thread
>>5484279
I'm not being sarcastic at all!
>>5484283
I'll... just knock them unconcious
>>5484269
>
>>5484258
See you are a little boy who gets mad about the truth.
>>5484279
But you were the one who ended up losing first to your own tongue anyways little bat.
>>5484193
>Calls the fucking army because Crow-Kun is scaring the taters out of him
You got problems, fella. And I am pretty sure they aint teaching this on Sesame Street
>>5484286
>>5484286
Give me the butter.
>>5484253
Time.
We forget how much it matters to others.
>>5484283
You wouldn't be saying that if you were in my position...
>>5484284
They always make these weird faces when I stumble into there. I wonder why that is.
>>5484261
How is the new DLC?
>>5484262
The hero of the U.S.A.! Don't worry, it's common for people here not to know what the United States of America is, so don't feel bad about knowing about me! Alfred Jones, more commonly known as the U.S.A.! Does that ring any bells...?
>>5484253
Yeah, yeah. Anyway, I've actually been doing well, bro! Met a few more friends here, ate some burgers, a lot has happened since I've last seen ya! How's it been for you?
>>5484279
...I didn't know I was a wolf-woman now. I'm joking, I'm joking! What did Kagerou do to ya, bro?
>>5484280
Sweet, man! Have I seen you before, or is that a trick of the eyes?
>>5484305
>She gets what most people would consider uncomfortably close, staring straight in to Sanae's eyes
>>5484319
I got bored of the game~. Kehehehe.
>>5484323
>Hands him a stick of butter, unopened
... Alright.
DING DONG!
>>5484305
And bury them alive without a severe wound so they can suffer even longer?! That's much, much worse!
>>5484326
Of course not, I'd be the one suffering, it would be weird to enjoy that.
>>5484339
>6 story missions that each take 5 minutes to beat
>2 new strikes, 1 is a reskin of an old one
>raid is garbage
>30 bucks for this dlc alone
>Check em
>>5484343
Be a dumb dog~.
>>5484356
Ding dong, ding dong!
>>5484323
Give me the games.
>>5484362
>
>>5484368
>hands you shitposts
>>5484297
Okay.
>>5484325
Indeed. I have at most two hundred years to change. There is no time.
>>5484343
Is that so? I have been well too. I even managed to see both of my sisters last night.
>>5484356
Your voice is grating.
>>5484343
SO...Afred, was it not? You are the hero of one nation, meaning there are thousands of nations in existence that have never, ever heard of you.
Enough of that. Why exactly are you the hero, as you boldly claim?
>>5484366
THE BELLS OF JOY ARE RINGING!
>>5484345
Sure you did, you really wanted to get me though so I don't believe you. I'm bored now though so I'm going to take a nap in this great weather.
>>5484345
is something the matter?
>>5484358
I won't be burrying them ofcourse!
>>5484343
i think you see me yesterday, when i was going to sleep.
>>5484356
who is this loli
>>5484362
>>5484339
Basically what they said except the raid bit
>>5484374
Indeed. There is only change.
>>5484368
Sorry sir, we stopped producing these ones.
Die.
>>5484297
>mfw
>>5484319
IT'S NOT THE TRUTH!
>he grabs the wolfgirl by the collar of whatever it is she's wearing
Listen to me! I'm not a kid, baby, or a boy! I've done things you wouldn't believe! I've been through hell and back and still had a smile on my face when I faced everyone around me, an--
>Subaru goes one and on for a good bit of time
>>5484358
So you have no right to enjoy it if you can't even put yourself into my position!
>>5484205
Good I hope you will have use for it!
>>5484279
Now she flies away too? Meaaan!
>>5484401
I'm even more miffed that they made a discount cade instead of just bringing cade back to kick some siva ass. Fuck shiro. Cade4life.
>>5484378
Hmmm? Is that what that was?
>>5484386
Who said I've been serious since I met you, hmmm?
>She flies up a little and pats her the wolf on the head
Buh-bye~.
>>5484391
Hmmmmmmmm....
>She leans forward even closer. By this point she's bumping foreheads with Sanae.
>>5484409
Live!.
>>5484352
>Eats it
Give me the orange juice
>>5484393
Bellringer angel
>>5484321
>But no one came because the phone had no signal
I haven't gotten a single problem with me, see no stitches or holes. Besides the normal ones, but if you're really that scared. I'll leave you be with just a slight bit of fright.
>>5484433
>grabs you by the ear and pulls you away.
Don't you have any manners?
>>5484436
>Orange Juice
>>5484434
>Is that ToS Colette?
>>5483913
Oh... that... yeah. Robocop.
>>5484356
GODDAMNIT, WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME, WOMAN?! WHY DO YOU KEEP RINGING THOES BLOODY BELLS?!
>>5484366
Man, I'm offended on HER behalf. She's a wolf, not a dog! Even if you dislike her, get it right, damnit!
>>5484374
Yep! Many new friends 'ere, lemme tell ya! And you saw the both of your sisters, huh? Dumb question, but were they doing well? Sorry for being nosy; it's just a trait I have.
>>5484376
Nope. Like, pretty much every nation back where I come from knows what America is. You'd be surprised of my influence on other nations.
Why am I the hero? Well, I always save the day when it comes to wars and the such! World War Two? I helped end it, and that's the true mark of a hero, in my opinion!
>>5484392
I did? Huh. I don't think I got your name, however. What's your name, dude?
>>5484464
I want a Season 0 Yami Yugi avatar
>>5484467
>yep
>>5484424
>nobody likes Shiro
>people still want a cabal raid
>must wait till destiny2
>I also highly doubt the vanguard even knew of SIVA
>>5484482
BLUE HAIR
>>5484391
I see... You better keep that promise.
>>5484416
You can't tell me what to enjoy and what not to, if I want to see you kick a wall with a toothpick under your toenail and laugh while I do it I have the right to do so.
>>5484447
I-I am not afraid of you, fella. I just don't plan on getting myself killed and my blood used as wall decoration. It's just that I am not allowed to beat up kids, otherwise you'd be powerbombed through the floor ages ago!
>>5484416
>She slips out of the dullahan's shirt while he's rambling
Bye bye Sadbaru I'm going to take a nap now.
>>5484489
>Sweet, are you gonna play her?
>Also, she looks like someone from Hyperdimension in that pic.
>>5484497
You have my promise
>>5484480
My name is Colette!.
>>5484500
Oh I'm not a kid at all so don't worry. The only people who would miss me I doubt would ever even hear I passed on, but my birds would definitely cawse and cawmotion.
>>5484513
>i'm doing that right now
>>5484496
>>5484403
It seems you ave experience in this. Tell me what us the most optimal way of doing this.
>>5484480
I already know how annoying you can be. You do not need to tell me. And yes. They are fine. They met each other for the first time.
>>5484524
And, of course, I'm Alfred Jones! You may have heard about me around here, but I'm gonna introduce myself for real! It's a pleasure to meet ya, Colette!
>>5484497
>punches Araragi-kohai
yeah, well, e-enjoy that!
>>5484506
I'll deal with you later. You'll regret trying ti get a rise outta me.
Say something nice about an avafag that isn't here.
I'm going to sleep, HG
give me a comfy bed of (You)s to sleep on
>>5484480
''Always'' save the day? A person I know told me you are as annoying as a swarm of wasps and that I'd get more results talking against a brick wall.
And the ''when it comes to war'' part. Are these wars you are drawn into yourself or did you...invite yourself? And wars can be ended in many, many ways. This ''World War Two''..HOW did you end it?
>>5484461
>She laughs childishly, kind of just letting it happen
Who says I care enough to, hmmm?
>>5484480
Same thing, same thing~.
>>5484544
>Lovely.
>>5484554
Overcome time, and you will have the opportunity to adapt to everything else in turn.
>>5484568
Night
>>5484560
Bikko had a cute butt
>>5484556
Nice to meet you!, Alfred jones
>>5484568
>Punches (you) for 0 damage
>>5484560
Hoshi has pretty strong willpower considering he didn't kill himself last night.
>>5484568
That'll be 4 bucks baby, do you want fries with that?
>>5484568
Goodnight!.
>>5484536
You are about 5 foot 5, you are sho -
> A swarm of crows start circling around the best wrestler in the world, giving him some discomfort
...Wat are your flying buddies doi -
>He sees that two of them have eyeballs held by their beaks
....SOMEONEBODYFUCKINGSAVEMEBECKYLYNCHINEEDYOU!
>>5484574
I'll make sure you start caring.
>>5484560
I think baron is actually a cool guy
>>5484560
yuno is pretty hot
>>5484519
Alright, alright, you don't look like you'd just lie about something like that.
>>5484559
>Subaru breaks Araragi's nose
>he falls rolling on the ground crying in pain
H-How could you...?
>>5484592
He's too much of a pussy to off himself.
>>5484613
Y-you too.
>>5484568
Mmmhmmm~.
>>5484606
Oh yeah, oh yeah? Prove it, prove it!
>>5484602
Not everyone can handle such delicate creatures. I'm sure some of them would just take a craving to you if you decided to try and, what were your exact words, "Superbomb me?"
>>5484560
I wish Baron would fag Hiita more.
Specifically in ERP
I want to fug Hiita and Flannery in a good old fashioned threesome.
>>5484560
Seth is one of the coolest person to talk to OOC.
>>5484554
No, there's a difference between being annoying and nosy. It may seem nonexistent at first, but it's there. And it's always nice to see your family members back together again, yeah?
>>5484573
...And let me guess; she had brown hair, lived in a tank, and came from a place called Gensokyo. Yeah, me and her aren't on the greatest of terms, but she's right on the annoying part.
Most of the wars I've joined in happened because of other conflicts, if that makes sense. For example, I only joined World War Two because Japan bombed Hawaii, so I decided to give them a taste of their on medicine. As for how I ended it, well... Not one of my proudest moments, I admit.
>>5484574
IT'S NOT THE SAME, DAMNIT. If it was the same, then we'd keep calling wolves dogs, silly! It ain't the same!
>>5484586
And it's nice to meet you as well, Colette! What brings you to the arena.
>>5484560
Stocking is my waifu
>>5484646
Powerbomb, kiddo. Fancy way of saying I'll pick you up and throw you into the ground.
Never saw wrestling? It's like killing people, without the blood and actually killing people...But atleast I get to hrut them AND get paid for it!
>>5484560
Kamina is my little faggot.
>>5484620
Thanks for trusting me, and once again, sorry for all of this.
>>5484635
Do you really want the feel the wrath of the gods?
...
Who am I kidding... I'm getting mad at a child.
>tfw you have a dream about an avatarfag
>>5484652
Be careful anon. You may get burned.
>>5484560
Yuno's taste is not that bad, still worse than mine though.
>>5484666
Seconded.
>>5484687
y-yuno?
>>5484667
i came here to have fun!.
Hello comrades
>>5484688
It happens
>>5484688
>tfw had a dream of being shitposted
>wake up and check the archives
>haven't been shitposted
I really need to cut down on HG
>>5484568
You do not need a bed to sleep.
>>5484577
I do not like using the word but that sounds impossible.
>>5484667
When it is you, intrusiveness is annoying. Back together would be wrong. Together for the first time would be accurate.
>>5484675
Sounds boring if you've got to hold back so much. I'll be on my way now, don't crawk before I come back to visit again.
>>5484667
You are not the only one who ended a great war without having to make a decision he'd regret. Tell me, stranger. What did you do that caused such regret? Because I can only think of one thing.
...Lots of innocents had to suffer?
>>5484687
That stare gives me an instaboner.
>>5484708
>Had the same thing happen to me after the impersonation deal.
>>5484690
I wonder who'se loins are going to burn first, Rachnera.
>>5484698
Anon?
>>5484682
I-Illya?
>>5484717
First World War was About 38 million total dead. Second World War had 60 million total dead
>A young man enters from a portal
Hey, how you guys doing?
>>5484560
Link was always a good person to talk to, whether you were looking for maymays while he was twisted or just to talk.
>Lies down
>Tries not to cry
>Cries a lot
>>5484735
Yuno?
>>5484667
Hmmm...I'll call her what I feel like!
>>5484683
Kehehehe! I wanna see it, I wanna see it!
And just because I'm short, doesn't mean I'm young~.
>>5484739
>farts out of the portal
>>5484735
>gives a brand new knife
>>5484739
Hello
>>5484712
Impossible is a concept employed by the weak willed.
>>5484734
Probably your loins.
>>5484776
It's going to be as hot and steamy as a Scandinavian sauna, I'll promise you that ~
New thread soon.
>>5484751
You should go and play with someone else.
>>5484756
Hi. That's some pretty heavy equipment you have there.
>>5484699
For fun? Well, if hurting people is your idea of fun, then... Go for it, man! Who am I to tell you to stop doing that?
>>5484712
It's my personality, I bet. If I was serious, you'd probably like me more, but it'll be a cold day in Hell before I do that.
..."Together for the first time"? Have they not seen each other at all? Man.
>>5484717
...Yes. I know I'm supposed to be the hero, but I had to nuke two cities to get Japan to finally end that war. It ain't one of my proudest moments, I'll say again. I really do wish it hadn't come to that, but they wouldn't surrender otherwise...
>>5484751
But I'm still gonna be cringing to myself whenever you call her a dog, damnit! Leave it to the hero to be offended over something as small as that...
>>5484776
Every picture of Rachnera holding coffee I hear an easy listening cafe version of In Da Club in my head
>>5484739
>She goes straight up in his face
Bored and hungry~.
>>5484792
And what if I wanna play with you, hmmmm?
So do we still do ships or what?
>>5484803
yes
>>5484795
Not really these are just assault rifles.
>>5484797
And people call me childish.
>>5484776
>smacks
>>5484750
Aikawa?
>>5484755
>throws it into the trash, next to you
>>5484803
Please no, I'm already on the verge of needing back surgery due to how cringe some of you are already.
>>5484803
They're in remission right now, have been since prom.
>>5484803
Sure
>>5484800
I'm very boring, you wouldn't have fun at all
>>5484822
Hello.
Looks like the Anon is gone.
What's up?
>>5484811
It's a natural trait we Americans have; what can I say? My ego may be the size of the world, but I stick up for what's right. To me, anyway.
>>5484738
.....For the love of all that is sacred, you did not have to tell me THAT! I don't believe I even have a freaction of that amount living in my kingdom!
>>5484797
...We all have to make decision that we will not like. I had a father once who I had to slay in combat before his madness would literally rip the gabric of my world apart. He was mad, completely beyond redemption. But it still makes me a kinslayer. The greatest shame I can imagine to myself
I assume ''nuking'' is equivilant to ''total destruction'' in your world? You sacrificed two cities full of civilians..a heinous crime, but what would happen if there would be a full blown war? How many more would have died?
...Did you atleast give the civilians time to evacuate and find shelter?
>>5484800
>He jumps back a bit.
Hey, back off!
>>5484810
You know, I've always used handguns, but never really held a rifle before. Mind if I hold it?
>>5484797
You also didn't want me to take a piece of them and show them how we dealt with Germany
>>5484803
As long as you're not retarded enough to fall in love with the avafag then yes.
>>5484819
>
>>5484790
Or you'll get a bad carpet burn and turn tail
>>5484799
I could go for some music if you're willing to link
>>5484822
Yuno pls host
>>5484849
Well population gets higher with industrialization. You guys just haven't gotten advanced in yout tech that much
>>5484834
Don't put yourself down~. After all, it's been a while since I had fun with a holy woman other than Reimu, kehehehe.
>>5484848
Hmmm...I feel you'll be boring, today.
>>5484853
>She closes the gap immediately again
How come, how come?
HEY FAGGOTS I NEED 36
>>5484890
>>5484890
>>5484890
>>5484890
>>5484890
>>5484890
>>5484739
So you come back. Bored
>>5484773
Which is why I do not like using the word. However I do not see myself being able to do that.
>>5484797
No they have not. It is normal for us. It is not normal for me and El to live together.
>>5484874
I will never stop until you release wasp chan
>>5484849
That was after the country in question tried to surrender, too. Repeatedly.
>>5484797
i'm not hurting anybody. is just a FUN FIGHT!
>>5484853
>gives you an AK-74M
Try it. If you are worried if it will break I can't be broken