First 24/ maybe 36.
I will ban anybody I deem a threat to my agenda.
Colonel Sanders
Artoria Pendragon
A crow
Ludger Kresnik
>>5484890
Hikigaya
Reigen Arataka
Spider
>>5484890
Prisma Illya
Koyomi Araragi
Adrian Rollini
X7-10
>>5484890
Ramlethal Valentine
Sanae Kochiya
Majorette Ocelot
Umaru
Space Dandy
3DS-Tan
A dragon
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>5484890
Saber Alter Remover Saber
Saigen Shuuichi
>>5484890
Kurumi
Aksis
Rick Harrison
Sliver Queen
Hungry Pumpkin
Soviet-chan
Furry porn
>>5484890
Colette
Misato
>>5484890
Aikawa
The Dinkster
>>5484960
Cute! CUTE!
Yuno
>>5484843
Nothing really, I was just in the neighborhood.
Hermann the German
Jacket
Santatomasa
>>5484921
Here's some music
https://youtu.be/8ATu1BiOPZA
Evil Eye Sigma
>>5484853
>gives you an AK-74M
Try it. If you are worried if it will break I can't be broken
>>5484890
Kaito
>>5484965
>looks behind him but nobody's there
Huh?
>>5484966
Did you buy something?
Or do you wanna?
>>5484977
>flume
>>5484985
>the dinkster is Rollini
I don't want to believe
>>5484977
Thank you anon
>>5484903
I forgot to check up on her today. Thank you for reminding me.
>>5484886
I-I'm not interested!
>>5484902
Yeah. I figured why not come back here since this place is always open and all. And I need a place other than Xian Du to go all out at.
>>5484983
>He takes and tries to get a feel for it. Getting into different stances and positions
...
>>5485000
If I lure Hiita and Flannery into a threesome..are you going to watch?
>>5484986
I miss Haku
>>5484987
I don't really need to buy anything right now. Did you have something in mind?
>>5484998
>Checks himself for two swords, two handguns, and a hammer
...Yup, everything's here, let's go.
>>5484998
>>5484986
>>5484957
>>5484998
District 10 looks great!
>>5484985
>Thinking i'm the Dinkster
>Thinking im Rick Harrison
>the next avas i'm having are serious, not some memes like them
>>5484998
Let us begin.
>>5484928
Hey X7-10. I have to leave real soon, but it's nice to see you.
>>5485003
Interested in whaaaat?
>>5484834
Don't put yourself down~. After all, it's been a while since I had fun with a holy woman other than Reimu, kehehehe.
>>5484848
Hmmm...I feel you'll be boring, today.
>>5485021
>The Dinkster
>a meme
drink bleach
>>5485003
Just look how I do it
>
>>5484849 (Fire Emblem guy)
...Oh, man. My condolences, even if I had nothing to do with it at the time.
Too many would have died if I just said "Screw it" and nuked everybody. And that WAS a full-blown war; one that spanned across the whole world and lasted six years. And of COURSE I gave them time to find shelter; I had airplanes drop down leaflets for them to evacuate. Some of them didn't listen, but I wouldn't blame them, considering I was their enemy at the time.
>>5484886 (Kurumi)
Well, what do you want me to do? Laugh obnoxiously and keep boosting my ego instead? 'Cause I'll do that if you really want me to!
>>5484854 (Soviet)
He doesn't even know what a NUKE is, Soviet. If we were to show him that, he'd be disgusted for a very, VERY long time, so let's... Just NOT.
>>5484902 (Ramlethal)
Hm, well, it would be kinda understandable, considering what you're supposed to be and all, no offence. If you lot had interactions, that'd be bad in the long run, yeah?
>>5484917
Well, you may say that it's a fun fight, but I dunno about it being "fun". Are you alright or anything, bro?
>>5484998
HAHAHAHAHAHA~! The hero's in a great mood today! Proceed!
>>5484998
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>5485008
I feel sorry for you, you do realize I watch everything right? Watching from the shadows or throw the windows.
You fags need me in your life.
>>5485031
Oh, you've met Reimu as well?
>>5485021
>30 second intervals
ok
>>5485010
Hmmm. Nope.
Can you cook?
>>5485044
>through
>>5485033
RING ME UP INSIDE
(CAN'T DINK UP)
>>5485030
Nice seeing you too.
Yukine
>>5485047
Yato~
>>5485037
Yeah. His a fa- I mean pacifist. Plus he should be happy they kill up close and with guns yet
>>5484929
>>5484902
You see time as an unstoppable force.
An eternal current in which everything is swept away, helpless to move against the stream.
But time and aging are merely terms for the change of cells in your body. Affect this change and time holds no control over you.
>>5485009
I miss a lot of people.
>>5485017
H-hey there's no need for that, I'm late so I have to deal with it! It's okay!
>>5485031
You! I already get bugged enough by someone doing the exact same thing you are, back off!
>>5485036
>He imitates you perfectly
...Nah, I don't think this is for me.
>He hands you back the rifle
Thanks for letting me try though.
>>5485037
Hmmm. Or I could just pretend you're not here.
>>5485048
Who hasn't, who hasn't? She was the only person to ever force their way past me, you know~.
We begin.
Swaps have been processed.
>>5485047
I don't know about need but I'd love a blonde loli to fuck
>>5485078
>>5485037
w-what?... fighting is not fun?.... i'm sorry..
>>5485088
>>5485052
I can cook, but not very well. I don't know how to make many things, either.
What's with these questions?
>>5485080
Or what, or what? All I'm doing is getting up close~.
>She grins toothily.
>>5485088
Less talking, more fighting, more fighting!
>>5485080
>takes it back
Then use these sidearms. Is better
>gives you PM Makarov
>>5485037
>While still in his draconic form, He waves the condoleances away with his head, while appeciating the gesture nontheless. His voice, no longer smooth sounding sounds more primal and..beast like
He never a father to me...My real father died long ago. By his hand nontheless. I only gave him rest by ending his torment.
YOu made a decision, you knew the consequences. You also knew the consequences if it DID not happen, If I am free to assume
...Perhaps you are a hero after all. Perhaps not. Before battle commences, I will give you a well ment advice : Do not wave it in people's face.
...When we are done, perhaps I will share with you a story.
>With the conversation over for the time being, the draconic creatue roars to make his presence known, ready to face any challengers.
>>5485088
>Mine and Colette's events are perfect
>Equips his handguns
Let's go.
>>5485104
Because I'm hungry and I can't cook of course!
Also, do you have some creme for... uhh, bruised skin?
>>5485083
I doubt that she's the only one.
Or she's the only one who tried.
>>5485088
>canon event
>>5485088
>>5485110
Alright, alright... If you don't want to listen to me, you're free to go...
>>5485122
Awawa
Do your parents hit you?
Is it because you're a trap?
>>5485088
>>5485097
Oh my.. Haha, this is rather embarrassing, I'm normally that that quick.
>>5485103
http://youtu.be/Ad6GqK5_4yU
>>5485088
Stupid american pilot...
>>5485088
>>5485110
...
>In a flash, he quickly circles around the girl.
>>5485111
No thank you, I have two of my own right here.
>>5485122
Did someone hit you?
>>5485033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMZOH2B-uHY
>>5485150
>sips
ahh.... so refreshing
>>5485148
Beautiful, thanks
>>5485150
Rest..A good way to restore my energies. I still have a score to settle with the dark skinned woman.
>>5485150
If the mission recquires it, I can't say no...
>>5485150
...God, I'm glad Elle wasn't here to see that.
>>5485150
Perhaps you should let someone else drive? You do not seem to be ver-
>CRASH
>>5485150
Ain't exactly the same as sleepin against a still warm fryer, but close enough.
>>5485141
No? Of course not.
>>5485153
y-yeah, I got my cheeks slapped a couple of times. It's not thaaaat bad...
>>5485150
>The click of a tape recorder is heard as Jacket climbs out of the wreckage, and stands up, dazed from the incident.
"Ich brauche einen verdammten Arzt."
>>5485072
No, he ain't a pacifist-- Well, he is, but he's a bloodstained pacifist, if I can coin that term. He's not a saint, but neither are the rest of us, you know?
>>5485083
You could, you could. But it's kinda hard to ignore a man with an ego the size of the Sun, yeah? It really is hard!
>>5485102
Well, it's more or less how you said it. It sounded really... Creepy for a second, man. Like you were a creepy child from one of those horror movies, y'know?
>>5485113
I did know the consequences, but what other choice did I have? Let him destroy the rest of China? What I have done may not be morally excusable by any means, but they were FAR worse, in my opinion. And I know I am the hero; even if I wave it in everybody's face, it's just something I'm proud of being, you know? Good luck in the arena, dude! The hero's cheering for ya~!
>>5485150
...Was I really that sane in the first place?
>>5485150
I'm not getting anywhere close fire... This is just fine.
>>5485124
Only the crazy and strong would ever go near the infamous flower youkai's mansion, in a lake of blood guarded by a vampire~. Only two got past at all...iiiiif you count someone that sneaked past me when I was fighting her.
Kehehe, but I'd love to test myself properly now!
>>5485134
Buh-byee...!
>>5485152
>She looks more amused than surprised as sh spins around
Ooooh, you think you're fast, huh, huh?
Dinnah rush about to start, let me know if I won when I get back.
>>5485180
Who did it? Do you want me to go beat them up for you?
>>5485150
Um...um.. i just go in my way and forget about that
>>5485169
Yeah... Sorry about that.
>>5485183
Congrats on surviving that, buddy.
>>5485189
>He begins to backflip many times away from the girl
>>5485189
Don't bame me if you run into some trouble!
>>5485150
Sorry...
>>5485201
N-no, I'm fine...
Kurumi showed her panties around, and when she realised it, she slapped me like 7 times.
>>5485218
So cute it must be a trap!
>>5485187
Sorry....
>>5485218
I'm sorry I had no bullets left
>>5485218
It's like someone's trying to tell me something... An explosive. Hm.
>>5485218
You wish to face me in combat, creature? THEN YOU SHALL HAVE YOUR WISH!
>>5485218
"Al suelo."
>Jacket pricks the lady with wings in the neck with a horse tranquilizer.
>>5485212
>By the time he'd stop, she'd be right there alongside him
Fancy, fancy!
>>5485187
Oh yeeeeeeeaah? That's what you think.
>>5485214
What kinda vampire can't take care of themselvs? Kakaka!
>>5485218
>>5485249
Al whato, whato?
>She doesn't seem to care.
>>5485218
What's good about being a handheld is that I get to go anywhere I want and stab people however I want.
>>5485189
You aren't a very good guard then, letting 2 people get through
>>5485218
>>5485245
The hubris of your kind appears to be consistent in all worlds.
>>5485218
This is what ahppens when you don't listen to what I'm telling you... Thanks for the help, Colonel...
>>5485251
Hello
>>5485240
No need to apologise; the hero was just weirded out by it, that's all. You're not crazy or anything, are you?
>>5485259
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! Someone doubts the hero's abilities to stand out, huh? What do you say that we test that theory out?
>>5485218
Sorry!. it wasn't my intention
>>5485259
>He sighs at the girl's persistence
What do you want?
>>5485218
>>5485259
They are easy tagets during the day, and easy to hunt if ou have the right tools...
>>5485238
I feel like there's a part of this story you aren't telling me. I don't think she's just slap you for no reason.
>>5485281
Hello...
>>5485297
Y-YEAH! It'd be dumb to kill America itself, right? Lemme go!
>>5485297
>>5485289
Sorry for apologizing.. and no.. i'm not crazy.. do i look crazy to you?
>>5485269
Just two? Across centuries? Hm?
>>5485289
>She starts to skip away
>>5485298
None worth their worth hasn't figured a way past that~.
>>5485293
Hmmmm...a bite to eat, but mooostly just entertainment, kehehe.
>>5485311
No no, she showed her panties entirely on her own, and when I pointed it out she slapped me a lot!
see?
>points at slightly red cheeks
>>5485273
You know nothing of me nor my ''kind''. There are only three of my ''species'', including me. I highly doubt There are more like me in existence.
>The draconic creatue prowls around you, anticipating wether you'd attack again or not
>>5485297
No! I shall not fall this way.
>>5485297
good move, cute dog
>>5485335
and how many have tried?
>>5485297
>>5485314
You doing good?
>>5485335
Well, I'm not sure if I could give you any entertainment, but if you're hungry, I could whip up some tomato soup.
>>5485327
There you are, apologising again! If I didn't know any better I'd think that you were from Canada! And you may not look crazy, but there's something off about you, and I don't know what...
>>5485335
...OH, COME ON! What do you think is interesting, damnit?! Give me a sign or something, damnit--
>>5485356
Hmph! Skipping away without telling me... You friggin' deserve it, but I'll help you out anyway. The hero forgives you.
>does a sick kickflip
>>5485357
Yeah Soviet, I'm fine.
>>5485335
You're luck you haven't met someone like that...
>>5485356
...
if you get 15,000 retweets I'll come back and you'll have good games again
>>5485355
Hmmm...across the ages? Maybe one, two hundred, ignoring fairies and vampire hunters~.
>>5485370
I prefer a different kind of red sauce.
>She giggles, and bares her teeth again.
>>5485380
>>5485356
>She stares right at him, resets the trap, stomps her foot down right on it, and continues on her way anyways.
>>5485392
I mean past our 'weaknesses', silly.
>>5485346
Well, I can put some make up over it if you want but other than that you'll just have to wait for it do go away on it's own. You really shouldn't point those things out to people... You'll just end up getting slapped. What did you expect to happen anyway?
>>5485385
That's pretty freaking radical, dude.
>>5485412
Hey, that's my job, that's my job!
>>5485386
Anything new lately?
>>5485414
plz love me yuno
>>5485350
Is that so?
How fascinating. And what is your species, if you are no dragon?
>>5485412
>Jacket points his pistol at the man, and with his free hand he presses a button on a tape recorder.
"Please pay attention. You will be happy to know you are victims of a robbery. You will not be harmed. We will take the bank's money. Your savings are ensured by the federal government, Please consider your loved ones. Please remain quiet and your survival is assured."
>>5485406
...
>Ludger pulls out his handguns
>>5485414
I thought she would be like "oh, thanks" and fix it. Should I just let her show them off without knowing?
Alright, let's go to your place and get the make up...
>>5485453
>She hovers in place, starting to laugh childishly
I was preoccupied. Excuse my lateness.
>>5485075
You are telling me to change my biology. It must be simple to you.
>>5485037
If it was the time when we were first created, I can see us killing each other. I doubt that will happen now.
>>5485003
You need this place to satisfy your violent urges? How sad. You should do it anywhere.
>>5485406
...Is this because I helped you out on it? Holy hell, I know you don't like me, but this is a little bit excessive, don't you think?! Are you a masochist or something?!
>>5485412
>>5485443
N-NO! GIVE ME BACK MY BURGERS, DAMNIT--
...Fine. Just don't hurt me, sir-ambiguous-gender-thing. My burgers are special to me, but you're a persuasive man, dude.
>>5485380
Canada..? i never been in that place. and the only special thing about me are my wings
>
>>5485406
Hmm, so you mean vampires can't overcome their weaknesses? I don't know... Some of them are really smart...
>>5485435
You are strangely inquisitive for such a monstrous creature. To statisfy your appetite - I am a halfbreed. An abomination. I should not even exist.
And yet here I stand.
>>5485473
...
>flicks the rooster's nose with a bit too much power behind it,
>>5485433
Pfft.
>>5485412
>
>>5485467
I'm sure she would figure it out on her own, and then she'd be slapping herself and not you.
Anyway hold still for a second.
>brushes some foundation over the slap marks
>>5485445
Ok then...
>>5485473
>>5485475
Of course, of course! Family shouldn't really be killing each other, but I'm not a part of your family, so what would I know? I assume that the family get-togethers are nonexistent, then.
>>5485524
...Damnit. I knew that burgers weren't a good fire-starter.
>>5485481
Well... It ain't the wings. You just unnerve me for some reason. There's a side of you that I don't know, I can feel it.
>>5485500
>tfw yuno will never love you
Just end it for me, familia.
>>5485471
I'm only gonna tell you one more time; back off.
>He takes aim at her
>>5485475
Meh, the monsters back home are way too easy to take down now. You guys are all pretty tough though. And I won't have to worry about killing any of you since this place just revives us all.
>>5485500
>closes eyes
It kinda tickles, but it also feels nice...
The next time I won't tell her then and just stare until she figures it out.
>>5485524
Winrar next
>>5485475
It is our nature. We overcome through change.
>>5485490
How... familiar.
But of no use to us, unless your parental races were as rare as you are.
>>5485580
I will not serve a dark god of madness! NOT NOW! NOT EVER!!!!
>>5485479
We're stronger than some silly trap~.
>>5485486
Only the dumb, weak, and young can't. At least in my world!
>She laughs, and steps directly unto sunlight, grinning impishly
>>5485558
And if I doooon't?
>>5485580
Just my luck to lose at the LAST friggin' second--
>>5485579
Don't do that either. That'll just make you look like even more than a pervert. Maybe try telling her subtly?
All done by the way, you don't have to keep your eyes closed anymore.
>>5485580
J A C K E T
>>5485597
Then I'm just gonna make you.
>>5485597
But it's an inconvenience! What's the point of me helping you if you're gonna just gonna spit in my face and put your foot in it again?!
>>5485580
>>5485543
other side?.. my left side?
>
>>5485585
>Barely covered from his wounds and transformation, the ''draconic'' being is back into a more humanoid appearance, bleeding from a couple of slices on his arms and legs
Uhg..Give me a moment to gather m-my strength...
>He sticks his blade in the ground and leans on it, heavily. Taking a few moments to gather his breath, he barely has the power left to look the insectoid - who was now over twice his lenght, in the eyes
D-do you mind if I..indulge you la-later? I think I need some -
>The exhaustion and lack of strength to stand up straight became obvious as the young humanoid stumbles forward on the ground.
>>5485632
"Vital signs deteriorating. Are you a doctor?"
>Jacket passes out from blood loss and eventually bleeds out, his arm holding up the tape recorder falling to his side.
>>5485597
W-Wait a second! That's impossible! You can't be a real vampire!
>>5485632
Yo, congrats to Aikawa, and thanks for hosting, dude!
>>5485650
...No, I meant a DARK side, silly. There's a side of everyone we don't know, and we call that a dark side!
>>5485632
>>5485543
They are not a likely possibility. Mostly because we were not supposed to grow fond of each other.
>>5485558
What I am saying is that you should not just kill monsters.
>>5485585
Hmph. Since you have been doing this for far longer than I have existed, of course it would be simple to you.
>>5485679
Congratulation. Thank you for the match.
>>5485669
It depends of we choose to hide it.
>>5485604
But how can you not look at it? It's like impossible!
Hmm, where's a mirror?
>>5485679
>>5485696
>>5485696
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>5485621
Do it! Do it! Kahahaha! I'd love to see it happen!
>>5485659
>She extends her wings fully, and turns back towards him, bowing
Of course I am!
>>5485624
Buuut I never asked for it, kehehe.
>>5485679
Hrrrrrmmm...!
Congraat...and thaaanks.
>>5485669
Ohhh.. i don't think i have a dark side!.
>>5485696
Thanks for hosting
>>5485696
I thank you for hosting this game.
Gooooooooooood morning, new friends!
>>5485679
Congratulations Aikawa!
Thank you very much for hosting!
And thank you very much for the spot cute snake!
>>5485696
thanks for hosting shit face
>>5485708
>>5485696
>>5485679
Congratulations!. and thanks for hosting.
>>5485679
Congrats, Aikawa.
>>5485687
Well, I'm not gonna start going for people. I'd be setting a bad example for my daughter.
>>5485696
Thanks for hosting.
>>5485714
...Fine then.
>He takes his handguns and tosses them in the air.
>>5485724
Morning? It's the evening, but hello all the same.
>>5485714
B-But you should be burning! What did you do?!
>>5485679
I-I thought I died earlier!
Yay!
>>5485687
>>5485696
>>5485714
>>5485725
Thaaanks!
>>5485714
hrrrmm?
>>5485714
>
>>5485689
Because only perverts do that kind of thing. Try to comprehend that.
>hands you a small mirror
>>5485696
>>5485689
Congratulations.
>>5485724
You are wrong with both of those statements.
>>5485679
>>5485696
Good game, well played.
Thanks for letting us play your game.
>>5485724
Hello.
>>5485652
Time?
Take it. We are patient.
>>5485687
Do not compare yourself to us in such a way. It is an ability that our race possessed every since before we were lost.
However, this does not mean that you can not also change your biology to overcome age.
>>5485696
We appreciate the opportunity you have given us.
>>5485732
>>5485724
>
>>5485687
Well, obviously. Why organise a get-together if the family is busy doing things? Dude, I know that you lot are supposed to be machines of a sort, but is having a personality really uncommon between you?
>>5485688
If we choose to hide it? Yes, that is true; but there's a side of everyone we don't know, whether apparent or not. Such as Russia; he seems kind, but behind the mask...
>>5485714
And the hero just so decided to help you, but then you just laughed in my face and stuck your foot back in! Why?
>>5485716
And that's what exactly with a dark side WOULD say! You're just hiding something, I know it!
>>5485724
It may not be morning, but sure, we can be friends!
>>5485766
>kissu
>>5485742
Oh, I know that, but "good morning" just feels so much better to say!
>>5485758
Aww, is someone grumpy? Let's put a smile on those cheeks!
>>5485760
Hello, um... what's your name, sir?
>>5485768
There's no reason to react so strongly to my presence!
>>5485781
Call me NOD unit.
>>5485766
i didn't mean it
>huggu
Make way for the elite.
>>5485781
Huh, alright I guess. Who are you? You don't seem like the kind of guy who should be here.
>>5485708
Thanks for that one too!
>>5485757
B-but it's the easiest thing to do!
>checks in the mirror
Wow, it's gone!
Can I touch it or will it go off?
>>5485724
Hello, guy, hello~.
>>5485742
>She glances up in clear interest
Hmmmmm?
>>5485745
Kehehe, I'm not weak, silly, that's all~.
>>5485751
Hey, hey!
>>5485773
>She reaches down and rips the trap off her leg, and tosses it in to the distance
Just because.
>>5485803
Hmmm? Where, where?
>>5485803
Hello again...
>>5485803
>He just shoot an annoyed look at the man.
>>5485773
He is best fighter.
>>5485781
Who are you?
>>5485778
>>5485802
Iri? Ilya?
...Maiya?
>>5485777
That's the spirit! What's your name, pal?
>>5485787
A wonderful name! You can call me David.
>>5485803
Even more friends? Wonderful! What's your name?
>>5485806
I'm David! What makes you say that?
>>5485827
Hello, little miss! What do I have the pleasure of calling you?
>>5485842
The name's David! Since I've given you my name, it's only polite of you to give me yours!
>>5485851
Hello David, why are you here?
>>5485742
And this is a better alternative. Hm. I understand.
>>5485761
You are correct. I should not expect change like that.
>>5485773
That is what Mother told of me. This is how the original Valentine acted. Yet...
>>5485781
I am far from upset. You would not like my smile.
>>5485803
I am waiting for them.
>>5485773
>talks in a VERY bad expression of a evil voice
MUAHAHA. I'M SOOO EVIL!. I DIDN'T WASH MY HANDS BEFORE EATING. BUUU
>stops
there you have my dark side.
>>5485851
I am Soviet. A Russian soldier
>>5485851
this guy is so gay lmfao
>>5485827
>While she's glancing up, he kicks his foot forward as fast as he can to get her away from him.
>>5485851
Don't take this the wrong way... But you seem like a boyscout.
>>5485877
Yeah, see? I want to be a good guy for her. She's all the family I've got left, after all.
>>5485827
Right here, in front of you silly!
>>5485831
Oh...It's you. Earthnoid.
>>5485832
Is there a problem Earthnoid?
>>5485851
We are not friends...I am Captain Garma Zabi,Commander of the Zeon forces occupying North America.
>>5485877
Wait no further sweetheart. You are looking right him.
>>5485877
Still, those with the necessary willpower can find a way.
Are you not more able than most? What could possibly prevent you from achieving it?
>>5485851
The name's Courfeyrac! A pleasure to make your acquaintance, mister...?
>>5485803
Only if you make way for the HERO~!
>>5485827
...It was because I helped you. I can just tell by how you stared at me for a few seconds. Tell the truth!
>>5485842
Yes, but he seems big hearted at first. He's cruel, and you and I both know that. C'mon.
>>5485877
Ooh, so you're the first of your kind to do that, right? Or, maybe you're not the first, but you're a notable case! That is interesting, even I gotta admit.
>>5485880
...You don't wash your hands before eating? Dude, why not? That's the one thing you always do before you eat, and you don't do it? Absolutely dishonourable!
>>5485814
If you rub it or get it wet it will fall off.
Also, you should clean it off before you go to bed.
I thought you of all people would have known about make up and stuff.
>>5485917
The name is NOD unit, infidel.
>>5485864
To have fun and make new friends, of course!
>>5485877
Of course I would! There's no such thing as a bad smile!
>>5485907
Well, it's very nice to meet you, Soviet! It's so great to see a man willing to serve his country!
>>5485908
Mind your manners, sir.
>>5485912
Counselor! I'm a camp counselor!
>>5485917
I'm David, counselor for Camp Cambell! Pleasure to meet you, Garma!
>>5485934
David! You can call me David. Courfeyrac, what a nice name.
>>5485848
no is me saber
>saybur
>>5485947
>fall off
come off*
>>5485851
Just because I'm short doesn't mean I'm little, you know~.
>She offers a proper bow, accentuating the gesture with her wings
Kurumi, one of the two guardians of the Garden of the Sun. Pleased to meet you.
>>5485912
>She flops to the ground like a ragdoll
Heeey! That's cheating, that's cheating!
>>5485917
>She promptly gets uncomfortably close, rapidly flying circles around him
Hmmmmmm.... I don't see it, I don't see it.
>>5485944
Kehehehe.
>She starts skipping away again
Salutations denizens of the arena. I come bearing gifts. Would any of you be interested in a frozen dairy treat?
>>5485953
yeah w/e but look at ur fucking haircut
this dude suckin 37 dicks in a row
>>5485944
D-Did i mess up even with a joke...?
i'm sorry...
>>5485968
Hee-sure, ho!
>>5485953
Who do you work for?
>>5485947
I've never really worn make up, it's all natural. So I have little experience.
Do you use it a lot? How about right now?
>>5485917
Who makes an entrance like that seriously?
>>5485953
That doesn't make it any better, honestly. You know we fight to the death here, right?
>>5485967
>He catches the guns as they make their descent and puts them away
Stay away from me. I don't want to have to kill someone here.
>>5485968
Sure! I'd be glad to have one!
>>5485968
Sure!!.
>>5485944
That why I like him. He is a cruel man to enemy
>>5485953
Happy to hear that. So whaf do you do?
>>5485958
Okay. But why?
Is this form of mana transfer?
>>5485968
>Wiping away the blood form his mouth and arms, a clear but still rather voice answers the offering
Y-yes, please.
>>5485967
>He stares at the wings for a moment in stunned silence.
P-Pleased to meet you too, Kurumi.
>>5485968
Ooh, I would love one! Thank you!
>>5485978
It's very rude to judge from appearances.
>>5485995
I work for Camp Campbell, founded and owned by one Cameron Campbell!
>>5485997
>laughs
Oh, what a riot! So, what do we actually do here?
>>5486012
I'm a camp counselor, setting the youth of America on the trail to greatness!
>>5485967
...DORUFU~! The hero knows what you're trying to do there, Kurumi! Trying to deter me from repairing relations, but it'll work eventually! Skip away all you want, but I'll never give up, and that's the hero's promise!
>>5485968
ICE CREAM? Dude, I'd love one! How much are they, and can I buy fifteen of them?!
>>5485983
N-No, I was just continuing the joke as well... I'm sorry, dude...
>>5486012
No, he's even cruel to his friends. Lithuania? He likes him, but he did SOMETHING to Lithuania, and I don't know what.
>>5485968
Frozen dairy? That sounds nasty, that sounds nasty.
>>5485997
Hey, hey! If you can't be food, at least don't be boring, silly~. And I never said I'd take it by force, did I?
>>5486023
Hmmmm? Something wrong?
>She seems incredibly amused by the reaction
>>5485912
Admirable. Putting your own desires asides for others.
>>5485917
I see they will call anything elite.
>>5485924
Mother is my biggest threat.
>>5485953
There is if I continue to exist. Something like you would find it scary.
>>5485944
I would be the second to think of my own. After El. It is significant to me.
>>5485968
Negative. Though appreciated of the act, that consumable gives me a headache.
>>5485953
It is, isn't it? Pray tell, what's such a friendly centered person like yourself doing here? You don't seem like the type of person to be killing others daily.
>>5485968
But of course! What flavors do you have?
>>5485944
You don't look like one.
>>5485950
I don't remember asking,Earthnoid.
>>5485953
Hmph! This is hardly the place for a counselor.
>>5485967
>He clutches his holster
D-Do you mind? You are making me uncomfortable!
>>5485997
A Captain,a Prince and a member of the Zabi family. Thats who! You should be at attention.
>>5486040
Rrrrgh! Do you have any idea who you are talking to?
What happened to Jude? I miss his miserable attempts at causing drama
>>5486040
Then evade what you can not yet overcome.
Ensure that you need not fear time, then hone your claws until the moment has come to strike.
Patience is the greatest ally of those who know no age.
>>5486023
Hm...
>>5486055
That is still not my name, infidel.
>>5485996
My mom wouldn't really let me have make up. But I did learn about it from a friend at school.
I'm not wearing any right now, though.
>>5486035
They're, um, very impressive wings! So lifelike! How do you control them?
>>5486040
Ah, what's the worst that could happen? Oh! Is it braces? Are you shy because you have braces? I think braces can be cute! Let me see.
>>5486051
Ha, you're the second person to give the whole "killing" joke.
>>5486055
Any place is a good place for me!
>>5486070
Hm?
>>5485985
A creature of snow that enjoy frozen treats. How amusing.
>He hands over a chocolate ice cream.
>>5485997
>>5485998
>>5486021
>>5486023
Please enjoy.
>He distributes ice cream cones.
>>5486033
They are a gift. By Earth tradition that means there is no price on them and you are free to take as many as you desire.
>>5486035
>>5486040
Earthlings seem to enjoy this sort of treat. I am sorry that the same cannot be said for the both of you. Perhaps there is something else I can get for you?
>>5486051
I possess a vast library of flavors. You only need to ask.
>>5486023
...I'm serious.
>His expression shows no signs of joviality
>>5486035
Then why were you clinging so close to me?
>>5486040
Honestly, I'm not too hot on killing people now anyway. I've taken and ruined more than enough lives.
>>5486055
Who? Unless your family name is Vint Svent, I'm not going to be at attention for anyone.
>>5486065
He farted under his blanket and got PTSD from it.
He's now in psychatry.
>>5486023
Ah. Is nice. Do you let kids speak their political beliefs?
>>5486033
Keeps them in line
>>5486040
Well, truth be told, I kinda thought that she was the first person to think of her own, too. Even if I don't know her all that well, her personality kinda sticks out to me, and I don't know why. I feel like this is a domino effect of sorts.
>>5486055
And you don't look like royalty, so we're even! You look like one of those Soviet army people or something, I'll be honest with ya.
>>5486055
No, I don't.
>She stops in front of him, reaches up, and pokes Garma's cheek.
>>5486074
They're a part of me silly, duh, duh~.
>>5486075
You mean humans? Hmmm, I only need the one thing to survive, myself.
>>5486079
>She laughs in to her hands again
I just like seeing how people react. THat's all, that's all!
>>5486073
So you have the make up in secret now? Do you hide it in your room?
You should wear some make up, I wanna see! Can I put it on?