HG
>>5466913
This God is too fat to stay in the sky.
>>5466935
A quirk's a power or an ability that people have. I think most peoples' quirks are unique, but some of 'em seem pretty damn similar. Yours is like..
Hang on..
....Are you a super saiyan?
Post avas and rate.
>>5466726
yeah, Araragi is still a perv
Did somebody mention me? I could've sworn somebody just said 'rodent'.
First for Communism
>>5466874
It's hard to tell when he keeps acting the same way as always.
>>5466923
Will do. Thank you for the warning.
>>5466932
Yep, you're an idiot.
>>5466935
I would like to see these people sometime.
>>5466913 (A god?)
Doesn't look like a god.
>>5466923 (Riku)
i'm colette!
I hope you fucking die in a high speed car crash!
>>5466915
Keep it up and maybe you'll make your way back to killing actual humans instead! Though maybe rodent is too high a category for what you just ended?
>>5466900
Yooo Sobietski. Remove any kebab lately?
>>5466932(Chargebolt)
The only reason I did that was because you somehow got my number without me knowing. I'm pretty sure we haven't even met before today, so you'll have to excuse me if I seem kinda hostile at someone so suspicious.
>>5466932
O-Oh. That's a little darker.
>>5466960
Is filthy kebab too
>Good afternoon HG.
>>5466963
I wonder how many of you are going to think that's a dick in the thumbnail.
>>5466857
I'm doing okay, I guess.
I mean, it could be worse, I could be sitting in a prison cell where I'm forced to eat shitty food and ponder my previous actions.
>>5466859
I can be pretty annoying if I want, I could even talk about throwing you inside a TV if I wanted to get on your nerves. Fortunately for you, I don't feel like being an annoying person right now.
>>5466864
He's about as dead as Dojima's wife.
>>5466876
Would it be rude of me to say "let's keep it that way"?
>>5466880
Oh hey, that's a...pretty nice outfit you're wearing.
>>5466901
Good for you, it's about time you guys are doing something instead of getting injured and dying.
>>5466983
I have. Was nice time. How about you?
>>5466910
Well enjoy your stay, or, try to at least.
>>5466966
That's odd, he said the same thing about you, only he called you an idiot.
>>5466976
Do you think he's merely pretending? Maybe he has you deceived.
>>5466982
Well that wasn't very nice.
>>5466994
>slices your fucking eye
>>5466946
Yeah. Hi.
>>5466983
They're all the same to me, I guess.
>>5466935
>He pushes the person away.
BACK OFF MY KILL!
>>5467007
I apologize, Christina.
>>5467000
Miss me yet?
>>5466994
>mfw those avas
>>5466978
No problem. You take care.
>>5466979
Alright, Colette. Let me ask you a question. How'd you get here?
>>5466994
>One on the right is the worst tbhwyf.
>>5467000
Nope. See ya, I guess.
>>5466963
Please give me (You)'s.
>>5467019
Do you...do that a lot?
>>5466962
Super...Saiyan? What
>>5466978
I think they show up all the time here! I've heard that, anyways.
>>5467015
Hey!
I still don't get what all that stuff you were talking about was. But why're you waving the spinny thing around?
>>5467007
that's because he's a retard
>>5466994
Sorry if this is a weird question but how/why did you choose to RP as your avas? (I give you an overall 8/10)
>>5467019
>>5467030
>>5466882(Ryou)
And your sister believes you are a male for some reason. I suppose I will have to talk with her on that when I see her.
>>5467000
You mean those cubes that display entertaining images at times. It was my impression that they were solid.
>>5467029
Why not? It is worthless.
>>5467013
How is day mercenary?
>Riding on a white horse, the young girl with a smile on her face.
вceм пpивeт! That means hello everyone!
>>5467029
Only for you mein failure.
>>5466978
You're just saying that because everybody else does. You mind if I rest my head on your fin?
>>5466985
Suspicious? Dude, I'm a hero. I'm in hero school, too. The most famous hero academy there IS. I'm not gonna, like, sell your data online or anything shady, so don't worry.
>>5466986
A hero's job is to think of every possibility, right? This could be a whole other dimension too. Maybe we all got sucked up into an anime world, and I'm the protagonist.
>>5467037
What color does your hair turn? Yellow? Do your eyes turn blue?
>>5466963
>>5466932 (Denki)
OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, YOU'RE SUGGESTING TO ME THAT I PUNCH EVERY WOMAN I MEET IN THE FACE. THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK. SECOND OF ALL, I'M NEVER GONNA TAKE A BREAK FROM SLAYING DEMONS. THEY REPRODUCE TOO QUICKLY TO SPEND A MOMENT AWAY FROM.
EVER GET YOUR REALM OVERRUN BY DEMONS, KIDDO? WELL, THAT'S ME DOING MY JOB. IF I WASN'T HERE, YOU'D BE MANCUBUS SOUP.
>>5466852 (Frank)
WAIT. WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME, SOLDIER? IS THAT INSUBORDINATION?!
>>5467049
>Scoots as far away from the girl as humanly possible
>>5467038
Yukine...you can't just...say that.
>>5467041
I was wondering how long it would take for you to show up.
>>5466963
>
>>5466994
Luv ya m8.
>>5467029
(You)'re a cool person.
>>5467049
ПPИBET!
>runs up and hugs
How was your day?
Gee bill, two OOC Kurisus?
>>5467068
>touches the butt
I ate too much pizza and feel like I want to die because of it
save me HG
>>5467073
She keeps following me, it's weird.
>>5467028
Same with you.
>>5467037
I can't wait to meet one.
>>5467053
I suppose I don't. It's not very comfortable.
>>5467007
Are you saying that there's a chance of him being smarter than me in any way? That's impossible.
>>5467065
>Is good
>>5467064
Yeah I can! Isn't it obvious.
>>5467046
The same as any other. I can't complain.
Yours?
>>5467049
What is THAT thing!?
>>5467053
Blue! And, uh...I don't know? I can't really see my eyes.
>>5467085
Honestly, a lot of them just scare me....
>>5467029
>Kinda sad I don't talk with you more, honestly.
>>5467049
Hey.
>>5467053
You're not really giving me much reason to trust you so far, but I guess we'll just have to wait and see. My name's Riku by the way.
>>5467065
>Need to talk with you more too.
>>5467013
Siiis, I'm bored. Entertain me.
>>5467001
I'm just the same as always!
>>5467000
And why not? You could use that free time to learn a hobby... Like needlepoint. I think you'd be great at it.
>>5467030
Ahem.. Quite often, actually. Will that be an issue?
>>5467028
i came here flying of course!.
>>5466963
>
>>5467053
No offense, but I don't think you would be the protagonist. I've been here for 3 months and I hadn't seen you until today. That's like, 4 episodes in anime time. You have to have your protagonist by the first 4 episodes!
>>5467093
Are you sure about that?
>>5467097
Well, no. Just because Araragi isn't the brightest tool in the shed, doesn't mean he has a mental illness.
>>5467000
It's my battle suit but don't make it too obvious how much you like it. It comes off as suspicious.
>>5466994
Needs more Chicken-Kun and Explorer-Kun and less of the demon.
>>5467044
>>5467050
O-oh
>>5467054
Don't know any of them, S-sorry.
>>5467065
Setsuna, Lunt, Jinx, Robot-Chan,Cody, Choco-Kun are muh waifu.
And Cox, ofcourse.
>I like this image. I want to post it more.
>>5467068
I already have that one, but thanks for the thought!
>>5467064
I am always watching most of the time Christina. I just don't come here as much.
>>5467054
I like Blaze
>>5467115
To me? Not really. To them? Probably.
>>5467118
That alien looks like a twig lmao
>>5467037
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DEAL WITH PIPSQUEAKS LIKE YOU!
>>5467061
>dat pic gets to me everytime kek.
INSUBORDINATION!? YOU'RE DOOM GUY!?
>>5467119
I hope for him that he as one... then at least he has an excuse
>>5467098
My daughter os here so I am very happy.
>>5467111
Good
>>5467125
I agree with first but my morals say no
>>5467116
You can fly? How?
>>5467125
>I'm Shadow. That's just my second set of avatars.
>>5467137
>Still feel kind of awkward with her, but less so now.
>>5467136
I-I was just getting used to you not being here.
>>5467111
Um, okay...
Knock knock.
>>5467061
No, not punch them in the face. Don't do that. Can't you get, like, a substitute demon killer? You must need breaks sometimes. Busting your ass every single day would get exhausting after a while.
>>5467085
>He goes ahead and does it anyway.
Resting on a woman's lap is comfortable no matter what she's made of. D'you run on electricity?
>>5467103
You're a Super Saiyan GOD?! Holy shit! I didn't even know girls could BE Super Saiyans!
>He gets on his knees and bows down.
>>5467108
How do I get you to trust me? I bought you chicken.
>>5467118
Yeah, but sometimes the protagonist isn't the first one to join the good guys! Usually the protagonist gets mentored by someone that's been at it for a while! Besides, you probably don't have a cool main-character quirk like I do.
>>5467063
Mister? Why are you getting away from me?
>Walks up to the boy, and pull on his shirt.
>>5467070
Hehehehe!
>Hugs her papa with a big ole smile.
Хopoшo! Papa!
>>5467103
It's a horsey! I found her in the woods. Now she is my best friend!
>>5467108
Hello!
>>5467141
That's fine.
My inferior double's feelings are the only ones that matter.
*giggles akwardly*
Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>5467064
>>5467019
*3somes*
>>5467152
*smooches*
And now I use D-mail so this never happened
*Is brilliant girl*
>>5467151
What is your excuse?
>>5467174
I-inferior?! What makes you think I'm inferior?
>>5467163
Fine fine. I'll just head back to the erp thread again.
>>5467103
And why is that?
>>5467108
>You're welcome to talk with me.
>>5467095
>>5467125
>Thanks.
>>5467169
Of course I do.
>>5467167
>Thanks to super analysis, she already knows how this is going to go, but humors her sister any way.
Who's there?
>>5466963
>>5467199
Despair.
>>5467190
You would like that, wouldn't you? Perv.
>>5467119
Absolutely, at least I have a few good points on my favor, that would prevent me from being a complete idiot, and I doubt Yukine can say the same for himself.
>>5466963
>>5467125
I already stated how much I enjoy you. I do not see the point in reiterating it.
>>5466963
I can always improve myself tell me how.
>And for those that has Garnet as their favorite, I'm sorry for not playing her.
>>5467204
Despair who?
>>5467187
I'm dead
>>5467028
I know, she's an erp ava for a reason, but sometimes it's fun to be a little cancerous and circlejerk.
>>5467040
Andrew Wiggins was because I had a picture or two of him already and I follow the NBA intensely, and the Timberwolves are my team. I thought ava meant ava in the traditional sense, didn't realize I would be RPing as him.
Sir Daniel Livingstone was made to offer an intense contrast to Wiggins and be usable for super tryhard RP basically.
Colonel Sanders happened in the spur of the moment when a Blazikin in ERP was chasing after another ava, struck me as hilarious if the Colonel himself were to show up and try to fry the mutant fire chicken. It was so fun that it stuck, and I jacked some basic ideas from American Gods to add in to the biographical back story of Harland Sanders
Serenity was chosen to be an ERP ava primarily. The important qualities was that she is some random guy's OC, and therefore has no back story I had to worry about people bitching about when the point is fuckin, and I chose a futa for flexibility.
>>5467125
True that, true that.
>>5467065
Right back at ya
>>5467199
>Crashes the door open with a well timed dropkick
JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cZ7ndjhhps
>>5467147
I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING DOOM MARINE. IF YOU DON'T TAKE BACK EVERY WORD OF THAT GODDAMNED SENTENCE I'LL TURN YOUR SPINAL CORD INTO A FUCKING DILDO AND RAM IT UP YOUR FIRSTBORN'S ASS.
>>5467171
HEY, KIDDO. HAVE FUN TODAY?
>>5467169
KID, I'VE BEEN BATTLING THE HORDES OF HELL FOR OVER 30 YEARS. EVERY SINGLE DAY, KILL DEMONS, REST, GO BACK TO KILLING DEMONS. I CAN'T FEEL HUNGER, THIRST, OR EVEN GET TIRED, SO I DON'T EVER NEED TO STOP.
I'M A HELL-SLAUGHTERING TRAIN.
>>5466963
>
>>5467160
See this!.
>
i have wings!
>>5467187
Many reasons, Christina.
>>5467142
>Shut the fuck up Kamina don't talk about my alien son that way
>>5467169
You don't know if I have a quirk or not! That all depends on what a quirk even is...
>>5467228
still haven't revealed it, not that you would care anymore
>>5467152
Chicken-Kun is best Kun
>>5467160
My memory is like a ton of shit at the moment, can't remember interacting ;_;
>>5467195
I want to drop into a pitfall with Setsuna and spend the time cuddles together to avoid getting cold.
>>5467214
Peri is the best. She knows that already!
>>5467021
No, I like Cody Kessler as our QB more.
>>5467028
>Waves
I wasn't being serious about that, but I guess I'll just nod and wave.
>>5467044
Some special people, not mentally special, like myself can throw people inside TVs or enter them myself. It's pretty neat.
>>5467111
Do I look like the kind of man that would enjoy sitting around and doing a bunch of sewing? I'll give you a hint: the answer is no.
>>5467121
Some battle suit, it's skin tight and doesn't really look like it offers much protection at all.
How about you do a twirl so I can see the rest of it? Make sure to do it slowly too.
>>5467176
>pushes into the ocean
>>5467207
What are your points, then? Cause he has a pretty good case.
>>5467217
Oh, right...I forgot about that.
>>5467236
Name one (1).
>>5466963
>
>>5466963
if dubs i post it!.
>>5467171
Oh, uh.. Hey there. You might wanna be careful, if your pops sees you talking to me, he'll probably blow my head off. He doesn't really think I'm a good influence, for some reason. Even though I'm a superhero.
>>5467195
>He raises two fingers and touches them together, causing sparks to fly off of his fingertips.
You need any charge?
>>5467227
Just when I thought you couldn't be any cooler.. It's like you're not even human!
>He salutes.
You're the most awesome hero to ever live!
>>5467238
An ability. A power.
>>5467215
Despair tire is flat.
...
Well, it actually is. Someone slashed all of the tires on our limousine. We may be stuck here for awhile. Should I track down the culprit?
>>5466963
>]
>>5467243
>not killing time by fugging in the hole
>>5467174
>>5467176
>>5467187
>>5467190
This is the future you chose Hououin Kyouma !
This is the worst timeline !
*Transforms into Sophisto*
*Kill everyone from the Steins;Gate circlejerk*
*Ask someone to post the Adachi's pasta*
*Dies*
>>5467171
You having good day?
>>5467195
Now this is my daughter
>of welcome
>>5467243
I meant Setsuna блять
>>5467243
Do believe you're talkin to the wrong fella there, but you still make an old man blush.
>>5467205
Atleast i'm not the one peeking into Daru's doujins.
>>5466963
As if you couldn't tell them apart from my shit grammar.
>>5467257
Inferior haircut.
Checkmate.
>>5467258
Still best avas
>>5466963
>>5467147
But you were shouting at me earlier! And you're still shouting now!
>>5467169
...What!? I don't know what any of that means!
>>5467171
...What's a horse? Seriously?
>>5467195
They'r just way too strong...!
>>5467257
You shouldn't forget that
>>5466963
>>5467081
>>5467132
booby
>>5467251
This suit is made to optimize performace with my Meka. Visuals are second priority. If anything you should be eager to check out my performance on the battlefield, and trust me, it won't be slow at all!
>>5467243
>l-lewd
>>5467261
What the-
No, I'm quite alright at the moment.
>>5467276
>>5467171
I would love to talk to her more.
>>5467303
Then you should get stronger, in retaliation.
Unfortunately, I must leave.
>>5467169
You gaining my trust isn't something that's gonna happen right away, but if you really want to get on my good side, you're gonna have to do more than just buy me things.
>>5467171
So, you just ride in here often?
>>5467195
>Tfw I just ended a convo with you.
>M-Maybe later.
>>5467203
>Cool peeps all around.
>>5467212
Baka and Sloot/10
>>5467218
>TFW no one to CJ with.
>>5467228
>Mugi > Mio
>>5467234
Huh, everyone have those where you're from?
>>5467243
>I was Sora from KH too.
>>5467251
Well, do you want to talk to me, or not, dude?
>>5467258
>Greeting citizens.
>>5467290
>Thought you were brand new, actually.
>This post is long and mostly OOC, but fuck it.
>>5467251
That hurts man...I never started us out 0-3! Did I? My memory isn't that great.
>>5467257
Umm...Well... I'm good with math, and it took a lot of hard work and studying... But I got into college... That's not something an idiot could say, r-right?
>>5467282
I-I didn't peak into anything! And how would you know that, anyway..
>>5467292
I think it's pretty obvious my hair is superior.
>>5467305
I wouldn't dream of ever forgetting it, Casper.
>>5467227
Yup! I had lots of fun in the woods today! I even got a horse friend.
>She points to the white horse, that is eating on the grass.
Problem is.... I don't have a name for my friend.
>>5467261
Superhero? Uh... I know what a hero is, but what's a superhero?
>>5467276
Yup! Very good day today. But papa, I-I am only going to be here for short while, it is sad... but, I have studies.
ATTENTION CITIZENS. MULTIPLE THIRD PARTY INDIVIDUALS HAVE REPORTED ONE OR MORE OF YOUR RECENT ACTIONS AS BEING INAPPROPRIATE
>>5467310
>removes with PKP
>>5467323
She is nice. If only her mother was here
>>5466963
Rate any of my avas and I'll fucking kill you
>>5467251
You won't know until you try! I did that and it held my interest for three days. I made Sis a scarf and tried to strangle her with it!
>>5467262
It is? What a pain... Nah, I don't see a point, we'll just have to walk, won't we?
>>5467310
I have that one too.
>>5467340
>>5467240
Begging you to stop obsessing over my life :^)
>>5467332
Psh! What about that awful tie as well?
>>5467263
>No offence, but I generally mindfilter your posts out. A furry character has little to no attraction to me.
>>5467266
Setsuna is not for lewds, Anon. Bad bad baaaaaaaaaaad!
>>5467276
>Пpыгaйтe вниз c oбpывa :^)
>>5467278
>I had KFC today.
>It was the best chicken I ever had and gave me the best shit in months.
>>5467323
>Lewd things is what I leave for next door
>>5467324
>I remember ineracting a few times. I barely RP these days as comapred to what I used to do.. so meh.
>>5467340
Not us, these are the guys you're looking for.
>>5463789
>>5467343
>Tharja and Sir Carrot
Nostalgia, how you creep into me, so lovingly, agaaaaaaaain.
>>5467337
What are you studying for?
>>5467340
Hello Prequel Janus
>>5467261
Um...I have this shield that can protect people inside of it! Would that be a quirk?
>A shining triangle appears above his head
>>5467351
>>5467328
Hmm, I suppose you're right. I heard Yukine didn't even graduate grade school.
>>5467364
It's the same as yours!
Hi, everyone.
>>5467343
>No Miss Baker
Bitch do I need to come over and slap you in the penis?
>>5467343
They're all pretty good. That's my honest opinion.
>>5467332
you already did
>>5467227
THE AUDACITY OF YOU TO TAINT THOSE HARSH WORDS ON MY NAME, FRANK FUCKING HORRIGAN - IMPERIATOR AND ERADICATOR OF MUTANTS. I'LL GOUGE YOUR FUCKING EYEBALLS OUT AND FINGER FUCK YOUR SOCKETS TO DRIVE GOD FORSAKEN BRAN OF YOURS OUT!
>>5467303
I'M ABOUT TO KILL A MUTANT HONEY, STAY SILENT!
>>5467332
I have my intel from an unknown source.
>>5467324
nope. only me!
>>5467390
You have a mouse trap wrapped around your left hand. Also - Greetings.
>>5467301
Where's Abo?
>>5467303
It means you're a total badass, Orange! I'll follow you to the end of the world! I'll do anything you ask me to!
>He keeps bowing.
>>5467323
What? You've never seen an electric quirk before? Well, I guess they are pretty rare. I'm like a walking stungun, or a generator or something. You can charge things by plugging them into me.
>>5467324
That's a lot of work, dude. Why's everybody gotta make it so tough to be buds? Can't we just, I dunno, spy on girls or something? That's always fun.
>>5467337
I've got superpowers. Like the ones in the comics.
>He raises his fingers and causes a strand of electricity to connect his fingertips.
I'm like a walking taser. I fight villains. That kind of thing. Oh god, I hope your dad didn't see that and think I was trying to hurt you. That dude's scary.
>>5467385
Yeah, it is! Hmm.. Useful, but that's not a main character quirk at all! You'd be like the supporting character!
>>5467388
Oh that's super cute. Thanks!
>>5467359
thanks for the (You) fag :^)))))))))))
>>5467351
Right.
If you get tired of walking, just let me know and I can carry you.
>>5467367
>Sorry what is it saying?
>>5467266
>blasts with KS-23
NO
>>5467389
Mine is much more beautiful, you blind wench!
>>5467390
>sprays
You know the drill
>>5467251
So only a few people can enter it. Just think of how many disappearances that could happen with that. Is it dangerous?
>>5467343
>Rates all of them with extreme prejudice.
>I won't wait for you to come to me. I'm walking over to Chicago right now.
>>5467243
Exactly. So I see no reason to trade formalities when I do not have a complaint. It is just pointless.
>>5467419
Keep jerking like nothing happened :^)
>>5467367
Nah I understand. Its pretty much the whole point of the character.
>>5467352
stand user he rooin sho
>>5467411
>Filler would be a different chart
>>5467367
I am in the same boat with rp
>>5467373
They're both coming back as part of my debuting my unfinished Adv. Code in early October
>>5467391
B-But I suck
>>5467392
A-Arigato.
>>5467388
>white Aoi
>>5467390
Welcome back my favorite comrade!
>>5467398
>fires AK to divert your attention
>>5467440
B-But I'm not ready to die yet
>>5467420
You get all sweaty and nervous when you give me piggy-back rides, sis...
>>5467397
I did not.
>>5467399
You can't use that excuse every time, Okabe.
>>5467428
What did I say about being rude!
>>5467447
BRING HIM BACK YA BOGAN
>>5467261
NO KID, YOU'RE WRONG. I'M AS HUMAN AS YOU, I'VE JUST GOT THE WILL OF A WARRIOR.
>>5467337
GREAT TO HEAR, SWEETIE.
>He gave her a light pat on the head.
NAME IT WHATEVER YOU WANT.
>>5467398
>[SCREAMING INTENSIFIES]
>>5467203
Sucy a cute
>>5467433
>grabs your spray and breaks it
Stop it. It's fine
>>5467417
Awwww! But I wanna be the main character!
>>5467323
That's really not an easy thing with me- Oh. Okay! Bye, lady.
>>5467340
...What's any of that mean?
>>5467390
Oh. Hi, and such!
>>5467398
I don't come from a beehive! And I thought you were calling me one of those things!
>>5467417
But I'm not! I'm average at best, just average! Gods need like, prayers to survive!
>>5467367
>I guess you just need a break?
>>5467390
Hey.
>>5467403
Really? What makes you so special?
>>5467417
>Riku chuckles a bit to himself
Sorry, that's just how it is for me. Try Sora though, he'll be friends with you in a heartbeat, I'm sure.
>>5467454
>A-Arigato.
>No problem, Familia.
>>5467473
Sorry, sorry! Force of habit.
>Kurisu rolls Christina a bottle of Dr.Pepper.
>>5467441
I already am
>>5467389
Was that because he's an idiot or because he died? Or maybe both... He probably died because he was an idiot.
>>5467473
I can and i will, besides you're speak with source right now.
>>5467321
I'm not interested in your performance on the battlefield, I just want to see how your ass looks in that outfit in all honesty.
>>5467324
>mugi > mio
I'm not sure if I want to talk to you at all right now, especially after I saw that.
>>5467325
You didn't have the chance, you got injured in your second game or some stupid shit. You were so bad that I actually removed all your game footage from my brain, no lie.
>>5467351
Why would you do something like that? To help the both of you feel despair or something? Now that I think about it, I could make girls cute things and lure them to my TV...
Thanks for the idea, I actually might pick that up.
>>5467390
>smacks ass
>pushes into the ocean
>>5467440
Already happened, two girls I pushed in there died. A whole bunch of others were lucky Scooby Doo and his gang were there to help get them out, or they would have died for sure.
Fucking brats always ruining my plans.
>>5467324
нoмep, this is my first time doing so.
>>5467380
I am studying languages, and how to use weapons!
>>5467390
Пpивeт мaмa! How is day?
>>5467417
Tпpy!
>She stares at the boy's hand in awe.
I wanna be a superhero! How can I be a superhero, scary person?
>>5467473
You literally said that you did
>>5467469
W-Well, that's, um...
I'm just happy to be able to spend time with you is all.
>>5467410
>She holds up her hand and looks at the trap.
Oh. I do.
>>5467433
I haven't even been there in a while.
>>5467464
You're my favorite too. What's going on with you?
>She walks up and hugs Soviet, nuzzling his neck.
>>5467495
Hi. What's your name?
>>5467502
Hi. What's your name?
>>5467524
Hi. What's your name?
>>5467504
Thats pudding you silly assistant.
>>5467524
Hi. What's your name?
>>5467508
>This is the undeniable truth, Dach.
>>5467510
Then you don't know where you are then, right?
>>5467524
Riku. What's yours?
>>5467510
Ah. For weapons I can help you and for languages. Since you know Russian learn Eastern bloc languages.
>>5467524
>returns embrace
My day got much better when you came here. Feeling better?
>>5467421
>Jump down a cliff, google translate for the win, bucko.
>>5467443
>Atleast you take it well. A lot of people would sperg out over it I'd reckon.
>>5467454
>Don't make me do it, nigger.
>>5467502
>That's why I started hosting during dead hours. As of now I find it far more worth my time than fagging.
>>5467524
You also saw fit to kiss me a few days and I did not smell the scent of alcohol coming from your mouth. I never knew you were THAT straightforward with your affections. Guess you learn something new everyday.
>>5467508
Well, you'll have to smash my Meka and even if you do, you'll have to send me packing if I don't but a blaster charge through your forehead first, which I'm kind of tempted to do right now!
>>5467504
I accept your bribe, just this once. Don't let it happen again, ok?
>>5467506
Didn't someone ever teach you to respect the dead?
>>5467507
That doesn't even make sense, did you forget your pills again, Okabe?
>>5467520
You're making things up.
>>5467485
Hey! You know how expensive that is? That's CDC property!
>>5467524
Doesn't matter. Bacteria and virus can still incubate for long periods of time.
Now sit still while I take your temperature
>>5467567
Yes, yes.. I promise.
>>5467566
I'M RICK HARRISON, AND THIS IS MY PAWN SHOP
>>5467562
>Is sorry. But what if I land with perfect squat?
>>5467475
B-But I lost the picture.
>>5467508
See it's things like that, make me drink.
>>5467508
>falls into water
>crawls back out
That was mean.
>>5467510
Hello. Have we met?
>>5467539
My name's Setsuna.
>>5467543
My name's Setsuna.
>>5467554
Setsuna. Nice to meet you, Riku.
>>5467559
Yeah, a lot better.
>>5467562
I did what? Oh, I'm sorry.
>>5467566
My name's Setsuna.
>>5467568
Are you okay?
>>5467571
Okay.
>sits still
>>5467464
>Throws a plasma grenade at you without looking.
>>5467477
RIDES OVER MUTIE!!!!
>>5467467
>Alright bro. You look sad enough already.
>>5467508
I see. It is rare to talk to other murderers. What was your purpose for all of this to happen?
>>5467585
I'm putting my trust in you, don't make me regret it.
>>5467522
Fiiiiine... I guess it's better than scuffing up my boots after all.
>>5467508
No problemo. Glad to be an inspiration to despair inducing activities!
>>5467567
you said it about ten minutes ago
>>5467567
I've been dead too, I don't have to show them any respect.
>>5467524
Uh, they call me Orange, just Orange.
...I'm bad at all this.
>>5467477
You've got the will of a damn GOD, dude! You're insane! I can't think of anybody else as ridiculously badass as you are! How do you do it every day?
>>5467492
Sorry, some people just aren't suited to be main characters. Besides, Japan doesn't take well to female main characters. I'd get more sales.
>>5467495
My god is so modest! Please, grant me a bit of your divine power! Just a fraction! I want to be able to fly, so I can see into the girls' b-
S-So I can get wherever I need to be to save more people!
>>5467502
Fine, have it your way, dude. If you've ever got your ass in trouble, don't expect me to enjoy saving you.
>>5467510
Ugh.. I just know this is gonna end with your dad blowing my head in.
Well, do you have any quirks? Special abilities? Powers?
>>5467567
I did not!
>>5467562
>TFW dead hours are no longer a good option for me.
>>5467598
So, how'd you get here?
>>5467502
well..
i'm the chosen of regeneration.
>>5467568
>
>>5467571
Then don't spray her.
>>5467598
Good. I have dinner ready
>>5467599
>runs for cover
>>5467604
I swear you won't!
>>5467625
Oi chuck us ya lighter aye?
>>5467621
Same to you, Denki.
>>5467636
...What's that?
>>5467562
I-I'm sorry
>>5467600
I'll be sure to get you a first class trip on the finest greyhound to mercykill me, right after I run out of lolis to fag
Pinky swear
>>5467611
Okay, maybe I forgot it once or twice. But I promise not to forget it from here on out, okay?
>>5467612
How did you die? Were you being an idiot again?
>>5467624
Good boy.
>>5467621
But...I don't have any? I'm serious! Why can't people here fly!?
>>5467598
98.6...
Alright,your clear....for now.
>>5467638
it's my job.
>>5467621
Did, uh, did you call me a female just then?
I'll be back in about an hour, I have to go make pasta for some reason.
>>5467477
>She let out a bright smile, as she was being patted on the head.
I will, I will.
>>5467554
I know this is the place where papa goes, but that's it.
>>5467559
Bloc? What's that papa?
>>5467598
W-What? Uh... mama, it's me, Lisa!
>>5467621
Quirks? Powers? Special abilities? Uh... No, no, and нoмep.
>>5467598
SORRY. JUST SAW SOMETHING DISGUSTING.
>>5467599
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>5467621
HATE. I LISTENED TO DEMONS RIP MY MARINE BUDDIES TO PIECES, COMPLETELY USELESS TO HELPING THEM. I VOWED TO ERADICATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE FUCKERS, SEEMS TO BE WORKING.
>>5467638
>
>>5467643
Oi I don't know what te fuck your talkin about ya ciggy butt brain!
>>5467594
>wat
>>5467598
There is nothing to be sorry for, old friend You wouldn't be the first pretty girl that kissed me that day, you know that?
But next time? Don't fall asleep on my lap. Unless giving me leg cramps is one of your plans.
>>5467626
>Living in Europe has it's advantages concerning hosting durign dead hours :^)
>>5467649
>You'll be sorry when daddy Ramsay takes out his G-star leather belt, you little shit.
>>5467659
Sure you will. Watch you'll forget it again, just like all the living do.
>>5467659
Oh shut it.
>>5467672
Check my off by one.
>>5467324
>Thumbs up
>>5467484
Oh, another person under the effects of hallucinogens...
>rides into the thread
Whoa buttercup. Easy girl! This ain't a walker infest area!
>The horse bucks me off and scurries away
Well, shit. I'm out a horse for now. How're y'all doin?
>>5467682
Aw yu always do this to me you always steal me lighter
>>5467679
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
>>5467689
Checked. Now look at this off by five.
>>5467659
Umm... Y-Yeah, something like that... I does sound a lot better than what really happened...
>>5467626
I just, uh, walked in.
>>5467616
Hi, Orange. I like that name.
>>5467638
Ooh, what is it?
>>5467665
Good.
>>5467675
I think you have me confused with someone else.
>>5467679
Oh.
>>5467684
I did that too? I'm sorry.
...did we go any further?
>>5467702
You should get a better horse.
>>5467714
>>5467702
Uhm. Okay, I guess? I finally had a chance to eat.
>>5467724
Why do people keep saying stuff like that?
>>5467675
Means countries in Eastern Europe like the Balkans and countries east of Germany
>>5467665
Just no spraying please
>>5467649
>See you in two months then.
>>5467672
We'll continue our discussion then. Bye.
>>5467702
Right now? Bored.
>>5467714
>off by one from off by five
>>5467675
And Papa would be...?
>>5467684
>I just want to be comfy again.
>>5467702
Feeling pretty good right now.
>>5467724
The first time you came here?
>>5467646
you never heard of it?. well, i can explain you. my duty is revive the mana. and if i revive the mana, i can save the world
>>5467730
F-fuck
>>5467705
D-do I fuckin know you? Fuck outta her ya fuck wit!
....see you at the servo mate
>>5467663
It's so natural for you to be able to fly?? Normal humans can't do that, Orange! That's amazing! You're even greater than I thought you were! If only I could be a Super Saiyan too!
>>5467667
...Yes?
>>5467675
..What's that last one mean?
>>5467679
Wow.. Can I help? I mean, I don't want to be a burden, but killing demons with an awesome hero would be a pretty kick-ass way to train.
>>5467702
'Sup, horse dude. You want to get something to eat?
>>5467760
See you sarvo.
>>5467724
Thank the gods we did not. As a matter of fact, you were snoring like a newborn pegasus. Endearing, really.
And It wouldn't be the first time I am promoted as a makeshift pillow.
>>5467745
>Is it normal if I am slightly disgusted yet aroused by this?
DING DONG
>>5467738
Here, Soviet
>>5467724
Borsch soup. Is nice and hot.
>hands you a bowl with spoon
Is good comrade
>>5467759
Lets see if i can get trips.
>>5467761
...I'm a boy. I-I thought that was obvious.
>>5467761
I know plenty of humans that can fly! It's not even that much of a power boost for me, and it's a lot of effort!
What's a Super Saiyan even!?
>>5467775
Again??
>>5467782
I meant quads but fuck i didn't get any.
I'm just gonna go now.
>>5467776
>Thx
>>5467734
It's a nice name.
>>5467749
No, I've been coming here for a few months.
>>5467772
I-I guess now you know what I like to do in my spare time.
>>5467780
>She takes a spoonful before blowing on it and taking a sip.
Ooh, it is good!
>>5467753
And you revive this mana how?
Daily reminder that the only thing keeping HG alive is drama rather than roleplay. Avas who legitimately role play are the playthings of anons who merely want to exploit the lot of them for laughs.
This has always been and always will be
>>5467702
Wowie sir,
>She looks at the horse galloping in the distance.
that horsey didn't like you all that much.
>>5467724
>The child takes a step back, and looks at her, tilting her head sideways.
M-Maybe... u-uh... I gotta go!
>She runs off
>>5467738
Ooooh. Okay!
>>5467749
Soviet! But his real name is... uh... Dimmy?
>>5467761
It means No.
>>5467686
Maybe I'm not like all the other living, did you ever think about that?
>>5467689
I think that would be best, for me and you.
>>5467718
Well you seem pretty lively to me.
>>5467775
Hey. Keep it down.
>>5467724
She just scares easily. It's all the walkers. they're too much for that poor thing's heart to handle.
>>5467734
You have any leftovers? I made quite the trip and haven't eaten for a while now. I'm not suggesting freeloading either. I'll trade you some bullets and or water.
>>5467745
You wanna go clear walkers with me? It helps ease the mind.
>>5467761
If the little girl doesn't offer me any food then sure. I haven't had a good meal in a while. Been living off of possums and dirty river water.
>extends my hand
I'm Rick Grimes. Sheriff's deputy from King's county.
>>5467775
>opens the door and pulls your ass in
Are you crazy lil' girl? There are walkers out there! there the hell are your parents!?
>>5467819
She's just frightful is all. She'll come back alter when she gets hungry.
>>5467799
>points and laughs
>>5467821
You're already forgetful
In a few days you probably won't remember me.
stop attention whoring
>>5467816
>This is what people with no RP like Izaya believe
>>5467799
>>5467821
I'm already gone.
>>5467828
Why are you posting dangan shit?
>>5467819
Dimitri. Goodbye. Good luck with studies
>>5467807
I am happy you enjoy it
>>5467816
Didn't your parents tell you bullying is wrong, you google?
>>5467772
>I would be surprised if it was any other reaction.
>>5467826
If you are asking if I wish to kill people then the answer is usually yes.
>last game was 3 hours ago
END ME
>>5467807
N-No, I mean... The first time you ever came here. How did you do it?
>>5467819
...Wait, that guy's your dad!?
>>5467871
>I want to hug the Ramlethal. Completely consensual and platonic ofcourse
>>5467807
I do now. What of it? What you do in your freetime, while slightly..disturbing I admit..I have yet to hear complaints from Lady Hinoka.
And I'd be a hypocrite if I dissaproves of your carnal activities.
>>5467875
They're dead people walking around. If you get bit you become one of em too.
>>5467775
Is that the pizza I ordered?
>>5467789
...I mean, yeah. Yeah, of course that was obvious. I knew that.
>>5467798
Super Saiyans are like superhumans made for fighting and being awesome! They come from a whole different planet! You must be so lucky to be one!
>>5467819
Oh. Hmm. I don't want to crush your dreams, but usually you need to have a quirk to be a hero.. But hey, you could, uh, always be a normal hero! A policewoman or a firewoman or something! Those are just as heroic!
>>5467826
>He accepts the handshake firmly.
Alright bro, there's like nine bags of chicken over there that nobody took, I got 'em from Popeye's just a while ago, they're still pretty warm.
Why've you been eating possums and dirty water if you're a sheriff deputy? Don't you get paid pretty good?
>>5467821
How can you tell? I could be a zombie or something like that, there's no way for you to know for sure.
Crust looks like Junkrat irl
>>5467816
>Drama that lasts less than an hour
>Keeping anything alive
>>5467893
It's based heavily on a certain type of person, but majority, no.
There are definitely people like that, though. Aboriginals especially can get pretty much exactly like that.
>>5467819
What a strange kid.
>>5467826
Walkers?
>>5467853
>She holds the bowl up to her face and slurps down the rest.
It's great! Thank you, comrade!
Who was that little girl, by the way? The one who called me mama?
>>5467895
By walking. With my feet.
>>5467902
Thank you for understanding. Actually, Lady Hinoka comes there too sometimes.
>>5467807
It's just, like...a fruit and color, right?
>>5467826
Uh, sorry...it'd been weeks for me, I kinda tore through everything. All the other stuff I packed is for a friend. But I think there's still stuff in the machine...thingy I smashed open.
>>5467910
But...I'm still from Earth? I'm just average, seriously.
>>5467852
Dangan is alll I have my friend
>>5467914
I wish. Then I'd be less boring.
>>5467946
You at least sound like him, right?
>>5467930
..Pray to the gods that nobody else finds out. It could prove quite scandalous as you can imagine.
>>5467910
D-did you say..popeyes?...I haven't had that in years!
>Grabs a bag
You sir, are alright by me. you ever need anything just holler and i'll come runnin!
>>5467930
Walkers! You know? Those dead bodies just walking around like cannibalistic people?
>>5467932
>Looks in there to find crumbs
I think i'll just stick to this here chicken.
>>5467930
You're welcome. The girl's name is Lisa. Our daughter
>>5467941
kys Bolin and go back to typefucking
>>5467902
>Depending on where she is on the story, she would let it happen. Don't expect her to hug back.
>>5467910
You don't sound very confident about that.
>>5467946
>Crust played an anime character that wasn't tristan
Oh shit why didn't I knew about this before?
>Daily reminder
>Never get reminded daily
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
>>5467826
Ooooh... ummmm I am sorry, but I need to go now, I have to study.
>>5467853
Bye-bye papa!
>>5467895
Yup! He is the best papa in the world! But, I have to go now whitie. Bye-Bye!
>>5467910
No, no, no! I am going to be a superhero, and there's nothing that can stop me! I am going to do it!
>With newfound goal in mind, the little girl gets on her white horse, and rides off into the distance.
>>5467968
...Really? There still should've been a lot of those things left, at least those metal things.
>Orange
Reminder.
Non native english roleplayers aren't welcome here.
>>5467975
Ok bb
>>5468003
>Shitposters
>Making sense
>>5468022
That's a shame, I want a "G'day cobber!" from you.
>>5467929
>Aussie nignogs
Hold me