ERP Thread Bullying small dick futas > being bullied by F

first for watching cocks with me
PLEASE

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>>5463527
>Etna's about to grab the Empusa's tail, but then stops herself, thinking that since she's been tense for a while, there's nothing wrong with letting the succubus help her relax, curious about her abilities
>she decides to let the Empusa please her for now, letting herself bask in the pleasure, but keeps one of her hands close to her tail in case she does something Etna would not want
Ahh~

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(are Skyla and the anon still here to pick back up?)

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>>5463841
Present.

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>>5463587
And then there's the Lithuanian Minecraft Youtuber memelord I'm friends with. She's seen my porn. She knows I've got the good memes.
>>5463752
No, you don't want to talk to-
>Fukawa's word devolved into primal grunting and yelling as her lengthy hair was yanked on, batting the incubus (female) away.
I'm staying pure, f-for Byakuya-sama...

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>>5463816
>she stops what shes doing and kisses Etna passionately for awhile, locking tongues with hers

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>>5463863
>anyone voiced by Miyuki Sawashiro
>pure

>>5463880
*teleports in front of you*
*draws katana*
BACK OFF!?!?!?

Pssssshhhh
I require an offeringgggggggggg
Of generic anime girls

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>>5463880
<Fuck off Mecha.>

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>>5463930

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>>5463867
>Etna slightly gasps at the tongue suddenly locking with hers, but she pulls her in closer with her other hand, moaning into her mouth as the succubus' soft lips continued being in contact with hers and their tongues continued their lock

REMINDER that if you play any of these, you are the cancer killing ERP and need to leave NOW
>Strike Witches
>Kancolle
>Pokemon
>Digimon
>Fate
>2hu
>Yugioh
>Jojo
>Any other generic anime trash I forgot

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>>5463999
>Only one Digimon ava
>They're decent
>Still on the list

>>5463999
>1 digimon player compared to the dozens of Pokesluts
Lovin' this meme

>>5464014
>Decent
Mediocre at best

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>>5463999
>>Yugioh
>>Jojo
You added that just for me <3

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>>5464050
Kys <3

>>5463999
>Strike Witches
>When autists aside, we have a decent Erica now and whoever showed up last night was good too
Lel

>>5464043
You'll say everyone's generic here, so why should we care what you think anon?

>>5464071
>There's a single consistent Kantai avatar and it's on there
It's clearly targeted

>>5463930
>>5463933
>>5463977
>>5463935
>>5463999
>>5464014
>>5464024
>>5464043
>>5464050
>>5464068
>>5464071
>>5464079
Mediocre.

How do you guys see the same bait day after day and still manage to reply to it?

>>5464117
Nice Spartan get.

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>>5464099

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How shitposty are we this afternoon?

>>5464234
Mediocre Shitposting, desu baka senpai

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>>5464234
Well since I'm present.

On a scale of 1 to bismuth...
Razorblade

TOO SUGOI TO LIVE
TOO KAWAII TO DIE

>>5464234
How you want your shitposting today senpai?
>bitching about jinx/discord meta
>bitching about boogeymen, roll to decide which one
>bitching about male avas, roll to decide which one

>>5464288

Rolling for male avas.

>>5464288
Rolling for more generic animes

>>5464288
Rolling for thirsty avas

>>5464303
0 Rance
1 McCree
2 Roadhog
3 Ash
4 Reinhardt
5 Owain
6 Diabolical Disc Demon
7 Max/Lebe
8 Gran
9 Scout
Dubs any Jiro ava

>>5464350
Let's do this then.

>>5464350
>1/3 of these are literally who's

>>5464368
>Gran
Literally who

>>5464350
Rolling

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>People falling for all of these baits
Coast Parts, reply if you wanna play with a character atm.

>>5464391
That was the point of the list, anon.
After five names I had to struggle to think of any more names to throw in. The male ava hate is the truest meme, since there's barely any.

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>>5464401
Bard Coasted

>>5464401
Why is your chart so fucking blurry?

>>5464397
>>5464368
The numbers aren't kind to Iowa today.
But I love the baka boat

>>5464425
I want to impregnate Saya.

>>5464425
>you will never look like a 20 something lesbian when you're 12 years old
feels bad

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>>5464401
Now with Discord.

>>5464401
I need to get to know my secretary if no one else wants something more, I have been meaning to try isabelle for a while

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>>5464444
>Knocking a teen up
No deal.
>>5464456
>you didn't grow a radical as fuck moustache when you were twelve
>i did
Meem

>>5464415
>Garrett
>Snake
>Karl
>Doomguy
>Soviet
>That one hellsing guy
>Any of Jiro's avas also means actually include them one by one

>>5464462
>an entire card of good taste

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>>5464401
Card Toasted.

>>5464462
Best card desu

>>5464462
Well its super shitposty at the moment, can I try some Phoebe?

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>>5464401

QUICKLY
Post your 5 favorite avas from a while ago
THEN
Post your 5 favorite avas now

>>5464522
>ava worship bullshit
Fuck off

>>5464268
You're back? how have you been?

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>>5464487
>>5464504
(Aw shit, you're gonna make me blush)
(Seriously, thanks)
>>5464508
(You wanna start off?)

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>>5464401
Still need to finish this folder.

>tfw wanna play a character that's already been taken but the person playing her is doing an absolutely terrible job

what is the correct thing to do

>>5464527
Avas are worshipped everyday.

>>5464546
No LD, no

>>5464551
Who's the character?

>>5464551
Do it anyway, fuck 'em.

>>5464551
Ask them if you can use them in the nicest way possible?

>>5464551
We have like 27 Neos running around and nobody bats an eye.
Who is it anyway?

>>5464551
Two words.
Avatar. Hijack.

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A sacrifice to the brigands

>>5464551
10 bucks says its Toriel

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>>5464401

>>5464569
Different person here. What if you want to use a character that's taken on the list, but you never see used or on people cards.

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If I were to be a horseman of the ERPocalypse I could also be famine, because of Ireland in 1845
Teehee.

>>5464604
>Lore's Toriel
>Bad
Have negative opinions about him OOC all you want but he does a fine job.

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>>5464618
So I'd be war then?

>>5464605
I want to see Gilles fucking Max and Lebe

>>5464564
>>5464575

S-Someone...

>>5464604
Not this one though.

>>5464579
>>5464566
I'll take your advice.

>>5464462
Fuck you I'm doing it.

>>5464617
Then use it and see what happens.

>>5464640
Tell us, you cunt.

>>5464637
You wouldn't even make the cut
Insects aren't important
At least Bolin is amusing
You're just a sad creature

>>5464538
(I also agree with the best card opinion but thats my old One identity showing)
>She was new wasn't she? Last week or so for sure. It had been a while since he saw someone like her in this place and he was curious to say the least. Quickly walking up to find a nice seat by the tropical looking trainer and flashing her a smile
Well, you seem new to our little slice of paradise

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>>5464426
>(Tried my hardest to look as shitty as the N64 graphics themselves, plus some. Might drop a few to be honest though, namely Kirby and Adeleine because one is LITERALLY Generic Anime Girl and the other is too precious, which should give me another round of doing that.
>>5464471
Oh, are you the new Mayor that was elected? Ah! Nice to meet you, I'm Isabelle! I've been chosen as secretary for quite a few years now - I got quite the experience if you want me to help you!

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>>5464618
You're more of a 1932 because you're the equivalent of a fucking emu.
>>5464538
You're welcome.

>>5464640
The best thing to do is to make sure to not even ask or say anything! Rudeness is the best medicine

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>>5464640
W-What did I do?

>>5464551
Krystal?

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>>5464666
Except I'm the driving force behind this. People shitpost me, I shitpost back, I've doxxed and fed the war.

Nice trips anyway, satan

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>>5464688
(That was supposed to be in parenthesis.)

>>5464629
Lore is a shitter, that's true.

But his Toriel isn't even right. He makes her swear and use slang a lot.

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>>5464637
(You)'d be war, Jiro would be death because Reaper, I would be famine and Kurisu would be pestilence.
>>5464674
The emus won the war :^)

>>5464705
CRASHING THIS THREAD
WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>5464705
Driving force behind what?
The boogeymen meme is about people with positive qualities who are nonsensically shit on all the time. You don't have any positive qualities.
As shown by the fact you're trying to ascertain your e-infamy going on about how you dox people and 'fed a war'. You're pathetic, Paul.

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>>5464639
It'd be pretty cool.

>>5464671
Oh yea I guess I am?
>He shuffles in his new desk and looks over the dog girl that was going to be his assistant. She was cute and he was kind of lonely before moving here so it wasn't a bad thing
So what does the mayor even do? I totally know I-i-i-I'm just testing you

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>>5464737
You're fucking right we did, you cunt.

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>>5464737
Sounds about right.

>>5464738
WAS SHITPOSTING MY ERP PART OF YOUR PLAN?

>>5464743
I'm making a point. see >>5464737
I know, I know, you're really desperate for shit to shitpost about me, but calm down.

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>>5464737
Shut the fuck up.

>>5464767
>I-i-i-I'm
Cancer.

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>>5464670
>She returns the smile as he sits next to her. Her legs are crossed and her hands are resting in her lap.
Well, I'm not completely clueless. But I haven't done a whole lot.

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>>5464533
Absolutely disgusting

No wait disgusting is not the word

Uh... What's the word for "Somewhere between terrible and excellent?"

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>>5464767
>>5464796
Don't stutter more than twice, I-I-I'm is already excessive, a single stutter mid sentence is ample enough to set your tone

ex:
>But o-only if you want to!

Now feel free to ignore all my writing advice just because it's coming from me.

>>5464800
Well, you seemed the type that knew what he was doing here
>He gives her a wink and leans a bit closer to her
How about I get you a drink and we change that 'haven't done a whole lot' Hmmm?~

>>5464801
Mediocre.

I'm not a shitposter I sear.

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>>5464849
WITNESS

Also did you mean to write "sear" or were you supposed to write "swear" ??

Because if the former then I have to ask..
Whut?

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>>5464838
>Her smile becomes more sly at the suggestion.
What do you have in mind?
...to drink, I mean.

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>>5464401

>>5464877
Yes, I meant to put sear, that was my intent. I hope my intentional typing has confused and upset you.

>>5464885
I figure you like something fruity that I couldnt pronounce but some Long island iced tea is always fun~
>His fingers walk across the table towards her as he returns her smirk. Now he just needs to seal the deal
Or if your eager we can save the drink till after~

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>>5464923
I am both amused and confused.

1/2, it's still half.

So since I'm rather irrelevant, how about we go full retard and start arguing over some pointless topic?

Or did you have something else in mind?

>>5464923
I chuckles.

>>5464801
Good and bad?

>>5464833
B-but w-what if I s-stu-stuu-stutter irl a-a-a-and I'm wri-wri-wri putting what I'm saying?

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>>5464933
We can have a drink. Savor the moment.
>In response to his fingers, she places hers on the table and mimics the motion of a dancer while she giggles to herself.

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>>5464967
https://youtu.be/9Deg7VrpHbM

>>5464970
>He makes some hand signals to the bar tender and moves to sit beside her at her table. The bartender grunts loud enough for him to hear and gets to work as his fingers walk closer to her. His eyes look down, following up from her foot, up the exposed half of her leg all the way to her eyes
Even better looking up close, this is a moment I can savor for sure~

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>>5463899
>>5463933
>>5463977
>>5463999
>>5464099
>>5464288
>>5464444
>>5464522
>>5464533
>>5464566
>>5464666
>>5464688
>>5464722
>>5464788
>>5464800
>>5464833
>>5464933

WITNESS!!

>>5464967
Something like that.

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>>5465002
Aww, you're so sweet.
>Her fingers make a beckoning motion to his as her gaze shifts between his face and their hands.
So, what do you plan to do to me after we drink?

>>5465026
thx for the (you)

>>5464833
Alright I'll listen to you Paul~ You slut~

where's generic anime girl-chan?

>>5464993
B-but I-im poor a-and I c-can't
C-can I t-touch your c-clity?

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Would you?

>>5464960
Yeah uh. Fuck off nazi shitter, you're a faggot and also probably a pedo neckbeard generic anime 12 year old easy in male anon.

You're also mediocre, here's your (You).

Is that good? Have I covered all the hottest shitposts?

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>>5465045
im a generic sergal girl... if that counts

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>>5465057
In a heart beat!

>>5465060
>Doesn't know.

>>5465057
Just the upper body

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>>5465057
(You)

>>5465050
Only if you p-p-put it i-i-in my clit, anon-kun~ you slut~
>Does a happy dance

>>5465037
Throw you on a bed or table, open up your skirt, pull off anything you have under it and aside from a bit of oral foreplay I was going to figure out as we went along, you just seem like you have something else I can savor~
>His hand does a dramatic jump off the table and falls to the exposed bit of leg at the edge of her skirt, one finger slowly slides under to run against the rest of her leg. She seemed to know what she was doing here so he was curious if she was hiding anything

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>>5464776
Carry on, brave cunt. Genocide the abbos.
>>5464784
I would be famine because I am hungry for (You)s and live in the country where the biggest famine of all time occured. It fits.
>>5464788
Die, Hitler dubs.
>>5465026
Danke

>>5465091
Please go away

I wonder what new ava is gonna trigger Paul into a spergfit that gets him banned next

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>>5465057
And it's no, nay, never!
No nay never, no more!

>>5465078
MAn mothrisu you sure are perverted!

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>>5465057
That's a bit too big.

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>>5465045
>tfw actually prefer fucking generic animu sluts
I'm not here for character portrayal, I'm here to discuss my junk.

>>5465115
Post more Touko in gym shorts or showing more of her legs and maybe I'll fuck you sometime Bolin

>>5465057
Yes.

>>5465111
Based Shy Gal did her deed

I think maybe DMG or possibly someone like Erica could be the next

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>>5465099
>She looks at his hand running down her leg, then back up to him with a sly grin.
What makes you think I'm wearing anything under it?
>She spreads her legs apart ever so slightly, to coax him into calling her bluff.

>>5465091
>The stuttering anon rips off the suit he was wearing to reveal his large 16' cock with burn marks at the base.
>The anon beats LD until their face is broken and bloody.
>Rapes her barely living body till she die son his cock.

>>5464605
When're you gonna have Giovanni and Nidoking rape all these Pokemon sluts?

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>>5465146
YOU!

>It was just a hologram
>kills you all the way to DEATH

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[By chance, is the mechanic anon from last night lurking around yet?]

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>>5465131
That was hilarious
>Shygalfag trolls the shit out of Paul
>Paul spergs "i'm goin shippost thread guize"
>Based mods shut him down immediately
>Paul cries in his room alone for 24 hours
>ERP celebrates and keks are had
Based Shygal is based

>>5465164
Sorry I had to.

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>>5465149
I don't want Garchomp's sloppy seconds.

>>5465164
>KILLSU

>>5465165
>kills the dumb anime

>>5465164
I really do want to make LD my bitch, got time to worship some anon cock?

We don't need any more male pokemon.

>>5465139
Common decency and a faint hope you dont care about that stuff~
>He calls her bluff, quickly flipping up her skirt in his direction before their server can arrive. He keeps it up just enough for him to see before letting it back down

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>>5464401
Card roasted

>>5465193
We don't need more shitposting anons, but we got them in droves.

>>5465193
So I should play Machoke right?

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>>5465043
No worries

I only give (You)'s for (You)'s and to those lucky ones who are worthy of baring WITNESS

>>5465101
Bitteschön

>>5465060
I think you have it covered, I'm impressed, most of that went straight over my head.

I have no idea what is shitposting anymore

>>5465083
What? Tellmetellmetellmetellme!!!!

I want to know!

Is Jinx permabanned yet?

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>>5465126

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>>5465175
I still remember that anon too, mega cringe

>>5465178
>Reversal unkills herself and does a shoryudoken type II super move

>>5465187
Yeah

I see Hex hasn't been used in some time
Are people fine if I use her since it's obvious Paul won't
I actually like the character so

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>>5465193

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>>5465211
A male ava, a Pokemon, *and* bara
Do it.

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>>5465221
>wanna lewd Touko
>but is avafagged by Bolin
I'M IN A BIT OF A PICKLE.

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>>5465193

>>5465241
>Not giving him the love he needs to stay off drugs.

>>5465219
Can we please purge ourselves. Seriously, all of you need to be fucking eradicated.

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>>5465195
>Sure enough, when he lifted it he got a good look at her exposed slit. As the server places their drinks on the table, she grabs her tea and takes a sip.
Mm... ooh, this is really good.

Anyone else join the Virra discord just to quietly watch happenings?
I'm considering it.

>>5465221
Discord?
Card?

>>5465232
This is a bit embarrassing but I'm not great with starters...

>>5465278
Consider getting a hobby.

>>5465278
most of the time its just a bunch of boring teenagers using netspeak to spew memes
youre not missing anything

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>>5465278
the happenings are so great

>>5465289
Sword? Hard?

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>>5465238
There's probably somebody on the discord playing her already anyway

Speaking of that who wants screencaps of Midna and DMG after Midna literally stole Miss Mayhem just to get in DMG's pants

>>5465290
I'm not even really feeling like it anyway, t b h

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>>5465241
Lewd the author. The avafag don't matta. Be warned though, I'm a little bit rusty.
>>5465261
My first love was white rum.
>>5465289
InconspicuousAuthor#1243
My card is further up in bread

>>5465305
>LD blogging instead of RPing
whoa this is new

>>5465315
You're fucking underage
It's literally illegal

>>5465269
>He takes a sip of his own, watching her enjoy the mix. Vodka and Rum had a great job of getting peoples pants off but it seemed she didn't need any help. His hand doesn't leave after making her flash him, if anything he was inspired to snake it in closer to her most sacred place... or maybe she didn't consider it very sacred
And what do you hope to do? and I am glad you like it~

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>>5465239

>>5465278
Why bother when it'll get posted in here anyway?

>>5465305
>Baiting instead of doing it
kys

>>5465303
>This is what virra considers moderator material
>He has done this multiple times

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>>5465347

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>>5465335
I'd say I've had about 40 sessions now, nobody has been v& so far.

>>5465240
Sure, if you want the threads shitposted to hell even more than they already are, go for it.

>>5465357
He's still a step above literally everyone else on the team.

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>>5465355
Did I say I wasn't?

>>5465357
THIS is what Virra considers moderator material.

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>>5465303
>being a leaker
Shut the fuck up
You're a fucking cunt
Shut the fuck up
Nobody even wants you here

>>5465382
DMG having shit taste isn't new
Is DMG *still* talking to you on discord?

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>tfw they typefuck you so good you can't stop fapping to porn of their ava

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>>5465340
>She doesn't react to his hand at the moment, wondering how far down he'll take it.
I could lie down on this table, you can pound me until we both climax, then we can sit back down and finish our drinks.
>She takes a long, drawn-out sip of her drink before setting it down with an exaggerated 'Ahh'.
And maybe order some food when we're done.

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>>5465315
HMMMM. HMMMMMMM...
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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>>5465396
That's not the point
Point is Midna is a scumbag, and It's obvious

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>DMG still toying with an underage boy and then acts like the victim

WEW

>>5465394
I just want to say, I'm glad he made that into a full song.

>>5465416
I don't give a fuck about discord users, so whatever Paul
Is DMG still talking to you? I need to know so I shitpost him for being a retard

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>>5465407
Do it, pussy
>>5465426
Stop being a fucking cunt

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>>5465427
>I don't give a fuck
>Still replying to me
that's not how it works

>>5465404
Who?

>>5465416
Midna owns your ass, kiddo

>>5465405
>His fingers reach her slit, edging his knuckles against her lips as she drinks mostly to test how horny she already is
I could do that, you do seem to love showing off~
>He takes another sip and motions to his pants
Care to open them up?

>>5465454
You're missing MY point, Paul
Why are you so obsessedw ith the discord anyway? It's kind of sad.

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>>5465446
JESUS, FINE. BUT YOU'RE STARTING.

>>5465416
The only one salty with Midna is Ryuko.
Ryuko is now an active shitposter.
10/10

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R-Ready to get used by another anon...!

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>There was once a story you had been told. It involved this very forest, void of life. It has been said that the girl haunting here has put forth blood, sweat, and tears to bring back something significant to her back to life. Such is an ironic fate in such a deserted place. However, you could still hear the incantations of this lamenting maiden. Spirits danced and will o' wisps fluttered everywhere within this seemingly isolated forest. Dare you enter?

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>>5465458
Why would I want to be a Owain dickrider that's so thirsty for a fat brony that I steal his ex boyfriend's characters?

>>5465491
Ryuko's always been shit, I think I played with him once.

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>>5465382
>DMG still talks to Paul privately
You're both fucking idiots.

>>5465517
I roll for initiative

>>5465518
Bugger went fucking crazy

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>>5465532
>He still thinks that me and DMG hate eachother or something
You're a fucking idiot too

>>5465532
>People will still defend DMG for this

>>5465542
D&D IS NOT A FUCKING VIDEO GAME THERE IS MORE TO IT THAN FIGHTING REEEEEEEEE

>>5465547
He never implied that you fucking mongoloid.

>>5465513
>uses as a toaster
thanks

>>5465547
No, Mecha is in this case completely right.
DMG gets every single thing that comes their way. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, three times, four times, get fucked in the ass.
Fuck the both of you and the drama the both of you will surely bring to the threads again.

>>5465517
Nah
>turns 360 degrees to go home and play vidya

>>5465532
>>5465550
>Happily anticipates DMG coming in here and trying to defend himself
o i am laffin

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>>5465545
Ryuko? I don't keep tabs on the discordfags t b h

>>5465556
Then why WOULDN'T we talk to eachother?
oh noes an anon is upset that I talk to someone I like! GASP! LD HAS FRIENDS!

>>5465553
Dunno Borderlands 2's DLC taught me all I know about D&D

>>5465517
>Takes a big fucking shit on the forest

>>5465575
It's because you're a bipolar psycho and cannot be trusted.
Holy shit DMG is a fucking fool, I can see why Mecha shitposts her over this constantly.

>>5465577
>playing Memelands
Kys

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>>5465460
Ahh...
>She lets out a more sincere moan as his fingers press her, getting them damp in her wetness.
Of course.
>She reaches a hand down, unzipping his pants slowly and pulling his tool out for it to stand proudly.
Ooh, this is a nice one.
> Spirits danced and will o' wisps fluttered everywhere within this seemingly isolated forest.
Hell yes!
>She happily skips into the forest to meet new spirits.

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>>5465570
Yeah this is gonna be good.

>>5465599
I mean there's not much more to it than that, right? It's just some board game with little figurines and pointlessly weird dice.

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>>5465599
>Shitting on borderlands
Further proof that anons have awful taste

>>5465593
I'm not even gonna bother telling you UHH I CHANGE BELEBE ME

I'm just gonna fucking do it

>>5465517
>The anon enters the forest without thinking, quickly getting lost in the forest

>>5465518
>The entire Owain circlejerk was just Paul samefagging
Nice

>>5465623
You haven't changed in four+ months

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>>5465483
This is like asking a comedian to say something funny. First you'll need to answer 3 questions:
1: Fukawa or Syo?
2: Any fetishes you'd like included?
3: Any scenario you'd like to play out?
Answer them and I'll write the starter.

>>5465633
Makes a lot of sense honestly, it was so hard and fast that it had to be one or two people samefagging.

>>5465609
So wet already, my oh my you need to start doing more~
>He takes a long sip of his drink and pulls his hand away as he stands up. His pants and boxers are tugged down and he knocks on the table infront of them
Any preference to where or should I go wild?~

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>>5465609
(Last three lines were meant as a reply to >>5465517 sorry)

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>>5465635
https://youtu.be/IQQlyJjBvcE

I gave away the stone

>>5465633
I don't really give a fuck about Owain though. he's some cringy fire emblem edgelord "look at meme mom I wrote 2k characters"

I've never talked to him, so take that opinion with a grain of salt I guess

>People are STILL sharing private messages in the year of Our Lord 2016

This erp thread is being ruled by a 12 year old shitposter, and a 17 year old maniac.

>DMG still talks to Paul after all he's done
wew

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Somebody told me to come say hi. You guys want any chicken?

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>>5465685
I love this thread

>>5465685
I'm waiting for Hotaru

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>>5465678
>2000+ 1+ 1+ 1+ 1+ 1+ 1+ 1+ 1+ 1+ 1+ 1+ 1+ 1+ 1+ 1+ 1
>making current year jokes

>>5465685
And an army of cowards.

>>5465672
>ld with thigh highs
OH MY LAWD its getting a bit hot in here

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>>5465685
Ruled by me, except I have no direct influence. Really made me think.

>>5465685
Bolin at least tries to RP, as illegal as it is.
Paul is just a blogging idiot.

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Daily reminder not to trust the succubi lies!

>>5465711
Bolin, blink how many years old you are.

>>5465722
They should all be being banned for underage.

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>>5465630
Without any hesitation, the forest haze thickened and your vision seemed to whirl. It was clear your ass was not able to leave. Soon, the voices became more and more vocal in their pleading. At the core of this, you manage to recognize one familiar sound.
https://youtu.be/GvB0PZrpET4

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Hello
>>5465726
No shit

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>>5465692
Well somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me...What kind of chicken?

>>5465513
(I'd be game but honestly the thread at the moment is kind of a mood killer. like those tourists from Hellsing.)

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>>5465705
>There is not enough art of that

>>5465722
I try to ERP, kinda takes two to tango around here though.

>Wanders in to pet everyone
>sees nothing but shitposts
>Turns around and leaves

>>5465776
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
>Kicks your ass on the way out

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I suppose there's no harm in dilpomacy-
>>5465513
P-Proto? What's happened to you?!

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>>5465776
>Wanders

>>5465776
Good, you fucking faggot.

You're nothing but a shitposter, too.

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everyone type DMG IS A STUPID SISSY NIGGER in chat

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>>5465755
>waddles over and sits down next to him.
WAH WAH wahwahwah *hic*.

>>5465711
>tfw you will never go to jail for erping with Bolin

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>>5465636
1: Fukawa
2: Nail scratching/biting would be nice.
3: Doomguy gets fed up with Touko for not supplying him with enough demons to kill, so the only, proper punishment is a good ol' space marine dicking.

>>5465791
This is my favorite shitpost recently.

DMG IS A STUPID NIGGER

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>>5465791
DMG IS CUTE

>>5465813
LD IS CUTE!

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>>5465755
Popeye's.

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>>5465786
>escorts out
This place not for you

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[I see that he isn't here right now. I'll be lurking if anyone wants to play.]

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>>5465820
C U T E

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>>5465659
Going wild sounds nice.
>She stands up along with him before sliding over the table on her back, fabric pushed to the side to give him a better look at her wetness. She's mindful not to knock over their drinks.
Like what you see?

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>>5465517
>Bringing things back to life was a dark art
>Sometimes you might find some kind of power strong enough to manage it
>A djinn, maybe, or some kind of power source like a holy place or an artifact to drain
>The sad thing was, though, even if you pulled it off, what you got back wasn't always the same
>Horribly changed
>Barely recognisable
>And in some cases, a literal bloodthirsty monster that needed to be dealt with
>Killing those was his calling, but it was always better to break the curse if you could
>Remove the magics keeping the monsters chained to the place, and there'd be less likely to be more problems down the road
>But to do that, you needed more information
>You needed to investigate

>Sighing internally, the Witcher entered the woods, blade's edge doused in spirit oil and cat-like eyes cautiously scanning the treeline

>>5465745
>He spooks, jumping at the sound and running. Without being able to see much he thinks he's passed the same tree multiple times, stopping and breathing heavily as he stares in all directions.
Wh-who? Wh-what's out there?! Stop following me and let me leave!

>>5465828
THE CUTEST!
Thiccest!

>>5465786
how the hell does one fuck a robot mermaid?!
fucking a mermaid is hard
fucking a robot is hard
putting them together does not make that process easier you know

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>>5465722
>tries
Words can hurt.
>>5465729
>blinkblinkblinkblinkblinkblinkblinkblinkblinkblinkblinkblink
>11/12 of a blink
>>5465799
I'm probably going to prison for entrapment some time in the future.
>>5465800
This'll do, though I'll start off as Syo and we can change it a little bit in. K?

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>>5465849
Alright, well I got a folder to work on, probably wont be around tonight but I should be free tomorrow

>>5465861
There no way this nigga is 12. shut the fuck up lmao.

>>5465866
That's good.
I should be around.

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>>5465861
GOOD SHIT
LET'S GET IT DONE

>>5465826
WHO'S THIS GIRL WITH ANIMAL FEATURES

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>>5465882

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>>5465792
I don't care how many stewardess ya bang, that doesn't make you a pilot!
>>5465823
Pass
>>5465826
The hell?

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>>5465824
Thank you, I've already seen more than I wanted to.
>>5465860
It's almost as if I wasn't created for sex.

>>5465833
>He was expecting her to bend over, only happier when she gets on the table on her back. Of course she was light enough he thought to himself. His hand reaches up and pulls down her top before moving closer so his cock stood up right over her eager pussy lips. One hand gropes her breast and the other pushes him down to rub against her lips with his cock head
Oh, I like it alot, by haven't done much, how little have you done?

>>5465791
DMG IS A STUPID NIGGER WHO SUPPORTS SHITPOSTERS

Okay I know I shouldn't reply to Paul but here goes woooo I'm a dummy please fill me with dicks

I just wanted to play a thicc trap with huge balls guys why did this happen

And DMG's too nice for her own good sometimes. As cute as that is, it gets her into a lot of trouble. Want to please everyone, end up pleasing no one and all that.

Also
>>5465575
You shouldn't talk to each other because you still haven't learned to not leak PMs, dummy. This makes you look way worse than it makes me look, literally everyone already knew I was into teasing people. And I picked up Mayhem because I needed a male character and because fucking with you is /erp/'s favorite past time.

...Also also, if you guys have any complaints about the moderation team PM me sometimes, I promise I won't ban you.
Meidnabelle#0379

>>5465893
I-I require source.

DMG still talks to Paul? Hasn't she said in here routinely she doesn't?
People will still defend this
>>5465918
Being nice isn't an excuse at this point.

I had no idea LD enjoyed Starbound too.

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>>5465918
>And DMG's too nice for her own good sometimes

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>>5465905
How are you on land!?

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>>5465901
Wah wahwahwah!

>>5465905
>Fish woman
...
>contemplates throwing the booze away...takes a drink instead.

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>>5465918
>I just wanted to play a thicc trap with huge balls guys why did this happen
>So I picked the most obscure fucking character that's literally a tumblr OC with only 57 images

Nigga what?

>>5465928
For you

>>5465942
The people in there are pretty chill.

>>5465785
>>5465790
YOUR HATE ONLY MAKES ME STRONGER!
>pets

>>5465788
Yes, wanders is a word.

>>5465918
D A M A G E C O N T R O L

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>>5465918
These threads have always had a strange amount of drama.
It still confuses me.

>>5465943
People say this every time it's found out she still talks to Paul, too.
It's a ludicrous excuse.
I know too nice people here. But there's a difference between being too nice and being spineless. But DMG wants to be a sissy in ERPs, so I guess that makes sense.

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>>5465906
>As her top is pulled down, her gets a good look at her perky chest.
Hey, did I say you could take a peek at those?
>She giggles, but it's quickly cut off by the feeling of his cock prodding her wetness.
Ngh...!
...you're the first guy here to do me without another girl helping me out. Well, you're about to be.

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>>5465968
>Wander is the main character of the show LD is from

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>>5465800
>Syo was sitting peacefully, curled up in a ball in the corner of the room, obscured by her closet. This was the stash of all the yaoi paraphernalia she had collected over her short life so far, and it was an impressive collection, in the way of a tsunami levelling an entire city being "impressive." She had been in this vegetable-like state for a couple of days now, stopping the perusing of the collection she hid from herself only to eat and excrete. As good as this was for Syo, she had been neglecting her job in her sloth, and the boss was likely to be unhappy. She didn't care though, if she was cornered she could just switch to Miss Morose and make it her problem. Life was good.
>>5465878
<You don't know shit.>

>>5465960
Thank you. <3

>>5465980
Me either.
I just want to typefuck cute and/or sexy characters

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HOLD UP
THIS IS A ROBBERY
HAND OVER THE ANIME GIRLS AND NO ONE GETS HURT

>>5465905
what even were you made for?

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result."

>>5465996
Never actually seen it.

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>>5465959
Fine if ya are so great, go pilot a robot!

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>>5466004
>hands over kurisu
PLEASE HAVE YOUR WAY WITH ME
>>5466003
I want to hug the anons!