HG THREAD GET UR RP ON

kys HG fags

>>5465353
Kys Yin

>>5465353
Nah.

kys RP fags

og også kys til jer andre

>>5465353
why

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>>5465377
>not getting RP

it's like you want to get owned by my rhino tank

>hg thread
>no hg
>no one avaing
Sasuga

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>>5465334 (Adrian)
>She looks up
Uhm. Few weeks before today. Why?

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Hello? Anyone here?

>>5465421
Greetings, citizen.

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>>5465284
*as she puts it on, her eyes widen*
I have never felt this warm. This is all you came in for? Thank you and farewell.
>>5465334
Whatever. I was created to end all human life. Even though I do not actively seek destruction of all of them, I do engage in sprees once in every few days.

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>>5465421
I'm just chilling out.

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>>5465419
>>5465330

He-he, believe me Orange, you don't want to be there when they'll find out what you did to that machine.


>>5465334
Mmmh, sure, why not? It's an event about jazz, that's right? Can you be more precise, though?

He cOmEs

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>>5465435
Hello Grey knight

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>>5465449
Who are you?
>>5465461
Greetings comrade

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>>5465287
>Looks down on his lap, slightly displeased that his robes are now soakign wet
....Pity. The tea did smell nice.

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>>5465475
I'm Riku. We talked before, remember?

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>Throws some Yukine bait.

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>>5465475
Hello Soviet! How are you?

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>>5465461
Why? What'll happen?
>>5465421
Uhuh, I am.

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>>5465492
I think so. Memory is foggy.
>>5465504
Doing alright

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>>5465524
Eh, we didn't talk long, so no big I guess. People still coming in and out of here?

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>Bzzzz, bzzz!
>Your phone receives a text.
>To the women of HG, the text reads, "Heyy! I'm omw and I'm gonna get some food, u want a snack?"
>To the men of HG, the text reads, "sup fucker wat u want from popeyes"

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>>5465551
>Texts back.
I'll have what you're having.

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>>5465551
...
>deletes
These spam messages are getting out of control.

>>5465551
>texts back
"popeyes is fuckin' shit, go get my some burger king mang"

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>>5465419
Nothing, just askin'. Why is that? Don't you have food where you come from?
>>5465443
Hot damn, that's one hell of a job. One question, why?
>>5465461
Well, yes, It's jazz. I was thinking of like a large jazz concert were the contestants have to show their abilities in composing and playing.
>>5465551
>Rollini fumbles around with the cell phone and writes, "yes sure".

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>>5465551
>"I'm not ready to get pranked again just yet. So I think I'm going to hold off for now."

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>>5465551
*doesn't have a phone*

>>5465463
i cAmE

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>>5465551
YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER

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>>5465551
>"What's a Popeye's?"

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>>5465551
>Kiritsugu looks down at his pocket when his phone vibrates and pulls it out from it, and checks the message.
>After reading the text, Kiritsugu replies "KFC is better, go there instead"

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>>5465551
WHO IS THIS
MY GRANDSON GAVE ME THIS PHONE
IS THIS THE POLICE

What happened to Seth?

>>5465586
Fuck I remember that
Fuck you

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>>5465551
>texts back
10 piece Chicken strips, 3 biscuits, and large Coke Zero
>>5465576
Hello Adrian
>>5465544
There are. Sometimes many sometimes little come here

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>>5465551
>Doesn't understand why everyone is looking at strangle, shining stone tablets.

>>5465602
Became a lurking shitposter like all the other oldfags I guess.

>>5465592
GET.
OUT.

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>>5465551
>Doesn't own a phone and looks hopelessly confused.
>Stomach growls.
>>5465576
No, I'm just can't find that kinda stuff well.

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>>5465551
>She ignores her phone because she's too busy looking underneath a vending machine for loose change.
I'm sure if it's important they'll call back or something.

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>>5465608
Huh, alright. Thanks for telling me, Soviet. I'll let you get back to what you're doing.

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>>5465520
Not much probably, but I don't want to pay to repair that machine, and you don't have any money yourself.
>packs the bag in her back.
I'm gonna go for now, we should have another snack one day. You should probably leave before the police arrive, see ya Orange!

>>5465551
>texts back
"Why do you say that the moment I'm leaving? Jeez... Well, think of me when you'll eat that chicken's breast. Have a nice day!"

>>5465576
The only think that comes to my mind is... huh.... "let us jizz together".
Sorry... especially if it's a All-ages event. But well, i'll try to think about that.
Before I leave, the guy who texted you is the guitar player.
See ya!

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Hello, people.

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>>5465576
It was my purpose. It is Mother's will and she made me carry it out. As to why I still do it from time to time? I find myself enjoying it.
>>5465648
Farewell.

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>>5465615
Whatever it is that I did, I'm sorry!

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>>5465551
>"New phone who dis"

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>>5465567
>Bzzz, another text from Denki.
>"Aight, see u soon <3"
>>5465572
>Bzzz, another text.
>"nigga"
>>5465573
>Bzzz, another text.
>"kys"
>>5465576
>Bzzz, another text.
>"dude i asked u what the fuck u want they got chicken"
>>5465578
>Bzzz. Another text.
>"No prank, I just got a bit of money. U want something qt?"
>>5465586
>Bzzz. Text from Denki.
>"ok sorry dude who is this"
>>5465592
>Bzzzz. Text back.
>"restaurant, they have chickn n stuff. wat u want"
>>5465597
>Bzzz, text back from Denki.
>"srs wtf. im at popeyes rn im in the drivethru just tell me wat u want im not going 2 places"
>>5465600
>Bzzzz.
>"dg is this u?"
>>5465608
>BzzzZz. Another text.
>"wtf how many pple r trapped in ur basement dude"
>>5465648
>Bzzz.
>It's just 5 eggplant emojis, 1 heart emoji, 3 more eggplant emojis, and a winky tongue-out emoji.

Say hi to ERP
>>5463789

What happened to Junko?

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>>5465648
What's police?
...Bye?
>>5465649
Hi, uh...fishlady?

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>>5465551
>texts back "How the hell did you get my number?"
>>5465649
Hey Splash Woman. How are you doing?

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>>5465649
...Shouldn't you be at Atlantica?

>>5465677
Oh great...
>Texts
*Who is this? How did you get this number?*

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>>5465689
My preferred name is Splash Woman.
>>5465706
I'm doing quite well. And you?

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>>5465649
Hello Splash Woman.
>>5465677
>texts back
No one. I will eat it all

>>5465683
She enters games but doesn't RP

So, she must shitpost as an anon I suppose

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>>5465649
Welcome Splash Woman. I think our last talk we had changed me a little.

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>>5465677
>"Just pick up some sake then."

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>>5465677
>"Whatever's the best!"

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>>5465683
She made fun of me recently and called me a rodent also Mukuro RP killu'd me with her thicc thighs so she still here

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Damn... No change in this one either.
>Moves to the next vending machine in search of change.

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>>5465676
>"denki"
>>5465706
>"i got like everybodys # thru ppl"
>>5465709
>"its denki i hav like evrybodys # im pullin up rn"
>>5465715
>"fat fukn ass"
>>5465727
>"kk almost there, see u then <3"
>>5465734
>"theres a lot ill just get u wat i get"

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>>5465677
>Kiritsugu types away at his phone, annoyed.
>Fine, bring some regular chicken strips but I'm not paying you for it
>Kiritsugu sends the text

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>>5465714
Oh. Uh. I'm Orange? Hi?
>>5465741
>It appears to have the front of it torn off, and a redheaded woman having a feast of sorts from it.

What happened to

Ringabel
Tricky
Jojo
Klopp
Holo
KREN
Taurus
Shion
Kana
Luna
Hotler
Shorty
Medusa

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>>5465741
>smashes open vending machine to pour out change
You're welcome
>>5465756
Fuck you

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>>5465741
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

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>>5465741
>he walks up behind her and taps her on the shoulder
Can I help you?
>>5465756
>"That's okay with me! As long as it's tasty!"

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>>5465714
Doing pretty well myself, thanks for asking
>>5465756
>"Weird. Who gave you my number? Was it Yukako? I bet it was Yukako"

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>>5465741
Oh hey, when'd those get there?
>Steps up to one and uses his munny to get a canned Pepsi.

>>5465756
*I don't who you are, but we're going to talk if I ever see you. No one here even knows my number.*

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>Denki walks in with 20+ bags of Popeye's chicken in his arms.
Alright guys, just grab yours, they've all got names on em so just take one, the one on the bottom without a name's mine.

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>>5465709
What a rude assumption. I'm perfectly fine right here.
>>5465715
Hello. Soviet, right?
>>5465719
For the better, I'm hoping?
>>5465767
Hello, Orange.

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>>5465608
Hey there soviet.
>>5465621
Why? Ain't there any grocery shops nearby?
>>5465648
Oh, okay. See ya Fyxe.
>>5465670
Eh, wow. That's kinda impressive.
>>5465677
>texts back
>um, some chicken wings?

>>5465789
Stop touching my wife

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>>5465803
You Denki?

>>5465804
Isn't Atlantica your home world? I thought all mermaids came from there.

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>>5465795
>And I'm messing up names, damn it. Might just get some rest if I keep fucking up

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>>5465677
HELLO
NATHAN
TELL YOUR MOTHER THAT I FOUND MY CHAFING CREAM
- LOVE, GRANDPA

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>>5465767
>>5465784
Jeeze, what the hell!? You're not supposed to break this stuff!

>>5465787
I'm not a criminal, alright? You can call me scum or whatever, but not that.

>>5465789
Eh?!
>She jumps and looks behind her.
Oh. Phew. Thought you were 'someone else'.
I'm fine, don't worry.

>>5465798
>Moves out of the way.

>>5465803
Did you get anything for me...?

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>>5465804
...So how're you moving around on land?
>>5465803
>She takes in a deep breath
What...what IS that stuff??
>>5465806
...What's a grocery shop?

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>>5465804
Thats correct
>>5465806
How is day?

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>>5465741
Ryou. I see you are still resorting to that.
>>5465804
It made me question how much of what I have done was because of luck.
>>5465806
I fail to see how. It is normal to me.

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>>5465834
I can fix it
>>5465832
Hey Doomguy

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>>5465803
THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

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>>5465834
...You're not? Really? How come?

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>>5465834
Hey. Wait your turn. I was about to get something.

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>>5465795
Any luck in the games?
>>5465803
I don't eat human food.
>>5465830
I'm not a mermaid.
>>5465836
Can you not see?
>She's moving around in a mobile fishbowl, duh.
>>5465841
So, how have you been?
>>5465846
Luck shouldn't undermine your accomplishments.

I SUMMON ___________

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>>5465864
That tail's telling me a different story.

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>>5465864
Not really, no. At least, not recently

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>>5465830
Was it the huge tower of chicken that tipped you off?
>>5465834
You didn't respond to my text, check your phone. I sent you a message when I was in the drive-through.
>>5465836
Chicken. From Popeye's. You want any? I didn't really get any extra but you can have some of mine, I guess.
>>5465855
I just paid with money, dude.
>>5465864
What kinda food do you eat then, fish food? I'm pretty sure I've got some of that laying around somewhere for my fish Sparky.

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>>5465865
EXODIA THE FORBIDDEN ONE

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>>5465803
Hand over the food and no one gets hurt
>fires 3 warning shots
I'm not fucking around, understand?

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>>5465779
>Tricky
She's alive, just not part of HG anymore.

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>>5465803
Thank you, whoever you are! I don't even know how you got my phone number!
>He wolfs down the chicken as fast as possible
>>5465809
>>5465834
Oh! Sorry!
>He faces the anon's wife and smiles
Is he your husband?

>>5465887
She hosted her game last week

>>5465889
Yes she is

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>>5465846
Rammy, I see you're still picking on me for it. Ahaha... What's up? You get those burgers yet?

>>5465854
Well that's great but it doesn't change the fact that you BROKE IT! Who does that!?

>>5465857
What? ...What? You're not serious, right?

>>5465859
Hey, I moved out of the way for you! Don't go yelling at me for moving out of the way.

>>5465877
Oh yeah? What's my name? I don't remember any messages being sent to my phone.

>>5465889
>>5465809
...Who?

>>5465900
Me

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>>5465836
In what type of 3rd world country do you live in?
>>5465841
Real fine.
>>5465846
Well, you are a weapon of mass destruction against humans, but you have not killed me.

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>>5465864
Doing well. Caring for my daughter now

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>>5465864
But how does IT move?
>>5465877
I don't even know what either of these are.
...I'd probably wind up eating all of it.
>>5465900
Why wouldn't I be serious?
>>5465912
What's a "third world"? There's more than one?

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>>5465648
Fug

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>>5465877
Yeah. Now tell me how you got my number.

>>5465900
>I misinterpreted.
Oh, sorry about that. It was my mistake.
>Gets his Pepsi and starts to walk away.

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>>5465864
After speaking with another friends on this subject, she believe so as well. She help me see the benefit of it. So I would like to thank you for this.
>>5465900
Yes. They were acceptable. There is actually something I wanted to ask you.
>>5465912
Is that a request?

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>>5465872
>She removes her chestplate, revealing a mess of wires and circuits.
What story does this tell you?
>>5465875
I'm sure it'll turn around.
>>5465877
Have any oil? Motor oil, not cooking oil.
>>5465916
You have a daughter?
>>5465922
Wheels. Obviously.

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>>5465900
This guy! >>5465896
Is he your husband?

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>>5465900
You looked like you wanted change so I used slav way and opened the coin box
>>5465912
Excellent. And thanks for the song. I love it
>>5465938
I have one now

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>>5465883
Alright, alright! Jeez, don't be so violent about it, just come here and take 'em from me. Not like I care, only one of these bags is mine anyway.
>>5465889
Denki, hero name's Chargebolt, you can call me either one you want. I got a lot of numbers through the people I met here.
>>5465900
Uh, lemme see.
>He pulls out his phone and scrolls through his recent contacts, then holds up hers. It reads "Aizawa<3"
This you? I got your number from a friend.
>>5465922
Eh. That's fine.
>He sits down with crossed legs and opens the box, the smell of chicken and fries filling the room.
Feel free to eat whatever, I've got snacks anyway. What's your name?
>>5465935
Somebody gave it to me.
>>5465938
Yeah, actually. I use it for a gadget on the arm of my hero suit. What do you need it for? Car break down or something?

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>>5465803
>takes his bag
Thanks

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>>5465910
>>5465944
I have no idea who you are or why you're making those claims, but I don't really like it.

>>5465922
...Keep it together Ryou, she's just another one of the wacky personalities here. So what if she doesn't know what she did wrong, right? Ah... haha.... ha.
...
Err, nevermind.

>>5465935
Later.
>Goes back to looking for change.

>>5465936
Really? You've been holding a question for me all this time? Lay it on me.

>>5465949
You broke the law! What I was doing was perfectly legal, but you went a step too far!

>>5465955
What's with the heart? I don't like you putting hearts next to my name like that.

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>>5465938
I... What? How can a robot swim!? Wouldn't you short-circuit?

>>5465955
Who? Only one guy could have possibly given you that number, and he hasn't been here in a while.

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>>5465938
What're those?
>>5465955
>She appears to drool a little, before wiping it away and sitting down as well
Uh. I've always gone by Orange.
>>5465972
...I'm confused. What's so bad about it?

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>>5465955
But I only gave my number to Yuki, and he isn't even here! Are you spying on me or something?
>>5465972
...I'm guessing that's a no?

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>>5465803
DENKI, CAN YOU SHOW ME HOW THIS PHONE WORKS
I THINK MY GRANDSON WAS TEXTING ME EARLIER

>>5465995
You have grandchildren?

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>>5465936
I'm glad I could offer a new perspective.
>>5465949
What's her name?
>>5465955
To drink, clearly.
>>5465973
My circuits are waterproof. You don't question how a submarine doesn't end up fried, do you?
>>5465984
Wheels. Circles that help you move.

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>>5465972
You won't take me alive
>pulls the Hitler card and shoots self

>>5466006
soviet's going to have grandchildren too if the cards were played right with lisa

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>>5465938
Yeah, it probably will, though that doesn't really help right now, I'm feeling kind of.. yeah

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>>5465922
Dammit, it's a term. I unfortunately gotta go now.
>hands you some cash
Around the corner is a fast food place, go get some food there. See you around Orange!
>>5465949
Well, my favorite thing in the world is the praise I get from my songs. Makes me not want to stop writing and playing music. I unfortunately gotta go, so farewell Soviet.
>>5465936
No, no, I'm just saying that I am talking to my potential death. Looks like I gotta go now, like the hat. Goodbye Ramlethal.

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>>5466018
Uh. I don't really get it.
>>5466036
I don't understand, but...okay?

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>>5465984
Alright, look. You see those metal boxes full of food and drinks? You have to PAY for them.

>>5465994
Yeah, that's right. This guy's some sort of creep.

>>5465944
Don't listen to her she just needs to take her medication, she's been off it for a while
Give me a moment

>>5465972
Shut the fuck up before I lock you in my basement and only come down to fuck you and feed you dog food, you dumb fucking slag.

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GOD BLESS, THE...U...S....AAAAAAAA!!!!!

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>>5465964
No problem.
...Fatass.
>>5465972
Oh, that's just how I know if you're a girl or not, don't worry. I put hearts next to all the girls on my contacts.
>>5465973
I dunno, maybe somebody got it from that guy. Numbers float around pretty quick, it's not really that big a deal. If you wanna be a dick you can just block me.
>>5465984
>He hands a drumstick and a napkin to her, setting the box between them.
Hah. Cute name. Denki Kaminari, hero name's Chargebolt, you can call me either or. I don't mind. I like your outfit, you've got style, Orange.
>>5465994
No, I've got too much to do to spy on every single girl in this place. Numbers get around pretty quick, somebody else probably just had it, I dunno.
>>5465995
..Uhhh, bro.. Er, sir.. That was me, man. Look, go into your contacts right here and put me under Denki. Then you'll know it's me because it shows up at the top, dude.
>>5466018
...Yeah, sure.
>He digs into his backpack and pulls out a small can of motor oil.
Good thing I always keep spares around. Here, try not to choke, I guess?

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>>5466018
...I guess you're right. So what're you doing here? On a mission or something?

>>5466028
>Does he really have a kid now?

>>5466059
Calm down.

>>5466060
I'll get right on that, actually.
>Blocks the boy's number

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>>5466052
Yeah, a creep.

>>5466060
That's the only reason?

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>>5465972
I spoke with Nagisa some time ago. She was speaking highly of you. However for some reason, she kept stating that you ere her brother, not her sister.
>>5466018
If she was not there...
Just do not try it again.
>>5466036
If you want to kill you then just say it. Bye.

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>>5466049
...But why? They're not being used or anything.
>>5466059
The what?
>>5466060
>She takes a large bite out of it, clearly taking efforts to restrain herself
It is? I do? I never really questioned any of it, I've always had stuff like this.
...What's a hero?

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>>5466060
I lied. I was going to give this food to my daughter. Plus I was fat how am I a good Spetsnaz operator?
>>5466059
>vomits
Fuck. What are you wearing? It's ugly
>>5466036
Bye.

+1

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>>5466049
Eww!...I've seen creeps like that around here. They've never threatened to lock me in their basement, only come down to fuck me and feed me dog food though.
>>5466060
If you say so...what's your name so I can add it into Contacts?

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>>5466006
LONG STORY. MAY HAVE BANGED A DEMON.
MAY HAVE HAD A HALF DEMON/HALF HUMAN BASTARD CHILD.
HE MAY HAVE HAD CHILDREN OF HIS OWN. I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.
>>5466060
CONTACTS? KID, LISTEN, I KNOW MY AGE IS SHOWING, BUT I DON'T NEED GLASSES. I GOT JUST ENOUGH VISION TO POINT MY GUN AT THE DEMON AND KILL IT.

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>>5466029
We all have bad days. You'll be fine.
>>5466047
>She makes a circular motion with her hand.
What is there not to get? What are you, a caveman?
>>5466060
>She grabs the can and immediately downs the whole thing, not stopping to take a breath. In fact, it doesn't look like she breathes at all.
Thank you.
>>5466074
No, it's simply leisure.
>>5466079
The warning is heeded.

>>5466076
Y-You too

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>>5466074
YOU CAN'T TELL ME, FRANK HORRIGAN TO CALM DOWN MUTIE... THE AUDACITY OF YOU!
>>5466087
Another corpse walks n talks among me, THIS IS A MARK II POWER ARMOR SUIT...THE BEST OF IT'S KIND IN FACT! YOU SOUND LIKE A COMMIE!
>>5466082
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

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>>5465779
?

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>>5466074
...Asshole. I'm keeping your chicken.
>>5466076
Pretty much. We've never met, you think I'm gonna put a heart next to your name because I love you or something? I mean, you're cute, but let's not go that far yet.
>>5466082
>He laughs and nearly chokes on his chicken, downing it with a drink of soda.
You've never heard of a hero before? Have you been living in a cave?
>>5466087
Why'd you lie? No shame in having a daughter, dude. Is she hot? Can I get her number too?
>>5466121
Denki Kaminari. Or Chargebolt. Either one's fine, people call me both. Nice meetin' ya.
>>5466126
No, not, like..
..Here, I'll do it for you, man.
>He takes DG's phone and sets his name under the contact for his number.
There, now you'll know it's me texting you.
>>5466129
...Dude, that was pretty impressive. Can you down alcohol like that too? That'd be a cool party trick.

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>>5466129
Leisure? No one's transmitting orders to you or anything? You're just... Chilling out?

>>5466141
Did you just call me a mutie?

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>>5466079
Must be because of how tomboy-y I am. I guess you could say I acted like more of a big brother to her than a big sister.

>>5466082
That doesn't matter now, does it? It's not yours so don't break it.

>>5466121
Hmmm... Definitely in the top five worst people I've ever met. Maybe.

>>5466164
...Welll.... What's all that food for? You wouldn't happen to by chance be able to spare a little teensy little bit for someone like me, would you?

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>>5466164
I wasn't hungry anyway. You can have it.

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>>5466018
Lisa. She speaks good Russian too.
>>5466028
>tfw Soviet could tell his grandkids about his time here and the dumb shit he does
>>5466164
She is cute and for that second part
>grabs Saiga shotgun and loads it
No
>>5466141
Wait. You are one of those Enclave aren't you?

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>>5466129
...Well, I did live in a mountain cave. Does that count?
>>5466141
What's that? I've never heard of it.
>>5466164
Yeah, I have. Well, not lately, though.
Why?
>>5466181
But...they leave it out here in the public so that people can get the food, right?

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>>5466141
HELL YEAH BROTHER, REPRESENT THE GOOD OL' ARMORED USMC! USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>5466164
OH. THANKS, KIDDO. GEEZ, WITH ALL THE TECH WE GOT IN THE FUTURE, I STILL CAN'T UNDERSTAND THESE THINGS.

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>>5466129
Fair enough, it's still pretty terrible feeling being sick. though

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>>5466164
I told you, I don't ingest human food.
>>5466168
Yes. Is that a problem?
>>5466190
Well, I would love to- she can already talk?!
>>5466194
You should still know what a wheel is. It's a very simple concept.
>>5466203
I'm glad we're not susceptible to human diseases.

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>>5466199
He is not a good man. He hates me and an old friend says he hates all people who aren't part of his group

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>>5466218
Uhm. I don't get out. Like, ever, really.

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>>5466218
No, it's just... I thought all robots were just machines with no feelings or lives of their own, that's all.

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>>5466164
I'm Haru! I'm an alien.
>>5466181
Maybe? He'd be number one if I was you! Those kinds of people are just disgusting.

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>>5466218
Its weird. Haven't asked old she really is but my guess is that she is 13 or higher

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>>5466181
I would be willing to accept that if she was not so insistent on it. I refuse to believe someone like her could be that stupid Are you hiding something from me?
>>5466129
I suppose I should say how you are. Your purpose still going well?

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>>5466218
I should probably get some rest, anyway. Talk to you later, Splash Woman

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>>5466148
Hello

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>>5466194
Yeah. They get it with money.

>>5466243
I know some pretty awful people, guy. You don't look like one of them though.

>>5466254
Whaaaat? Me? Hiding something from you? Why would I do anything like that?

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>>5466267
Hello?

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>>5466168
Yeah. A mutant, you're just another mutant that needs to be put down. You stand no chance, against me, Frank HORRIGAN!
>>5466190
YEAH. I'm affiliated with the best nation this world has to offer, the enclaves secret service!
Your words are stalling me from killing you mutant.
>>5466194
Your ignorance spells trouble, mutant -- you must be executed as rightfully so.
>He revs his mini-gun.
>>5466199
USA....USA.....USA.....USA....USA!!!!!

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>>5466181
Go for it, there're like ten bags here that people didn't claim, so just grab one and look through 'em until you see something you like.
Assholes, wasting my money.
>>5466187
Good, because I'm taking it.
AND removing your number from my phone.
AND deleting you off Facebook.
>>5466190
...Alright, okay, point taken. I'll sneak in th-
I mean, I'll stay away from your daughter, man.
>>5466194
Oh. That's supposed to be just a saying, I didn't actually expect you to say yes. Uhh, well, a hero's.. A hero's somebody that saves people, I guess. I'm in hero school right now.
>>5466199
Yeah, they're pretty tough to get the hang of if you didn't grow up with them. Don't worry, bro. Just keep being a badass.
>>5466218
But CAN you?
>>5466243
You're another one of those Spacenoid guys? Cool. Are you gonna try to recruit me into an army like the first alien I met did?

I want to rape _________________

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>>5466235
Even then, have you never seen a pebble roll?
>>5466240
Robot Masters have emotional and rational capabilities.
>>5466249
And you just met this girl who claims to be your daughter?
>>5466254
Yes, yes it is.
>>5466265
Same to you. I hope you get to feeling better.
>>5466298
No. It would interfere with the electronics.

>>5466304
my face. please Rape my face.

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>>5466280
That is why I am asking you, Ryou. Whatever it is, I will not reveal it. I don't care enough about anyone else to do that.

>>5466304
>>5466298

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>>5466286
Pfft, whatever, Frankie. Go bug someone else.

>>5466298
Do you even know what my name is?

>>5466308
You're not the only one?

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>>5466286
What do you mean, mutant!? What's a mutant? What's that thing?
>>5466280
But...I don't have any?
>>5466298
I mean, I always lived in a mountain. School...? Why's it called a hero, anyways?
>>5466308
Uhm. I guess so? And a few boulders sometimes, too.

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>>5466298
Ten bags!? Yeah, I'll take one if that's alright. Anything I can do for you, just say the word!

>>5466315
Heh. You say that like I'm actually hiding something. You always did have a wondrous sense of humor, Rammy.

>>5466332
Then you do what I do: find money.

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Where are you GR

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>>5466308
Met her few days ago.
>>5466298
You try and sneak in I shoot to kill. No injure or to scare. To kill. Now don't be dumb and stay back
>>5466286
NCR Ranger told me about you guys. You aren't Americans. You just want to kill off the real people and replace them with your own. Yourself is a demon of their experiments. A demon from the fires of hell

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i'm back.

>>5466374
>kissu

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>>5466374
Welcome back

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>>5466374
Same.

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>>5466343
Talking about my great comedic timing will not change the subject that easily.
>>5466308
Good. As always I am still searching for mine. I suppose we are done here.

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>>5466374
>Hisses and crawls up the vents

>>5466374
Who the fuck are you?

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>>5466374
Hey.

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>>5466308
No way, you're a robot? That's awesome! I can't even tell! How real do you feel? Can I touch you?
>>5466323
K-Kyouka?
>>5466327
Nope, no idea. Am I supposed to?
>>5466332
Oh jeez, there's a lot more to teach you than I thought. Uh.. Have you ever read a comic before?
>>5466343
Anything?
>>5466365
Okay! Alright, fine! I get it! Jeez. If you keep being like this your daughter'll never get a date, you know.
>>5466374
Want some chicken?

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>>5466304
Chiaki

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>>5466343
...I don't really see why?
>>5466374
Oh. Uh. Welcome back, lady?
>>5466414
I don't even know what that is.... So, no, I think.

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>>5466226
OH. SORRY ABOUT THAT, I JUST GOT EXCITED ABOUT....
>>5466286
....USA! USA! USA! USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>5466298
NOW THAT'S SOMETHIN' I CAN DO. THANKS, KIDDO.
OH, AND STAY AWAY FROM LISA. I'M HER UNCLE, SO I'LL BREAK YOU IN TWENTY DIFFERENT WAYS.

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>>5466414
She too young.

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>>5466414
Well you said you added me on Facebook, right?

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>>5466280
I'll take that as a compliment!
>>5466298
What? No! I don't have an army! I'm just here to visit Earth and make lots of friends!

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>>5466383
Hehehe.. you are cute!
>>5466387
Hi
>>5466395
Welcome back!.
>>5466402
Um...um... hi?
>>5466406
My name is colette!. nice to meet you.
>>5466407
Hello
>>5466414
Sure!.
>>5466443
hi again.

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>>5466327
I'LL IMMOLATE YOUR BODY IN THE ARENA, MUTANT!
>>5466332
YOU ARE!!! MUTANT, DON'T TRY TO FOOL ME.
>>5466365
THE NCR IS A BUREAUCRACY OF NARROW MINDED FAILURES, THE ENCLAVE MEANS TRUE FREEDOM. YOU MAKE ME LAUGH COMMIE...HOW BOLD OF YOU TO CLAIM SUCH A THING WHEN YOU BREATHE THE TOXIC AIR OF YOUR OWN DEMISE. MARK MY WORDS!

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>>5466327
I'm the 69th, actually.
DLN-068. It started at 0, so I'm the 69th Robot Master.
>>5466332
Well, those are like wheels.
>>5466365
And why do you believe she's your daughter?
>>5466400
I suppose we are. I hope to talk to you again, Ramlethal.
>>5466414
You can touch me, but my surface is cold and hard.

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>>5466446
That's fine. I know Americans love being or used to love being Patriotic

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>>5466467
Who are you?

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>>5466467

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>>5466400
Even if I was hiding something from you, which I'm not, don't you think it's a little rude to ask about it? I'd only hide something if it were for a good reason, you know.

>>5466414
Yes. Anything within reason.

>>5466443
Because it's against the law to steal, duh! I don't wanna go to jail!

>>5466461
It was.

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>>5466446
ERADICATE ALL MUTANTS, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Post what you're listening to and rate other avafags' songs.

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>>5466467
Sorry for the, uh, thing.
>>5466472
But I don't even know what a mutant is!
>>5466478
...I don't get how it's useful, then.
>>5466497
What's "jail"?

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>>5466478
She told me and gave a good explanation. She also knew her mother was...
>>5466472
Atleast they aren't genocidal.
>>5466467
Whats your name little one?

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>>5466467
You look lost. Are you sure you're in the right place?

>>5466472
I doubt that, but stranger things have happened.

>>5466478
Huh. Who made you guys?

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>>5466484
AMERICA IS THE BEST GODDAMNED COUNTRY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!
NO OFFENSE
>>5466501
ERADICATE ALL THE DEMONS, MAKE EARTH GREAT AGAIN!! USAUSAUSAUSA

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>>5466497
Possibly. I always happened to be direct. Blame Mother for that.

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>>5466507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpnTAS1Suc4

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>>5466443
>He looks into his backpack and digs through the messy scattered papers, pulling out a comic after a while. It was a copy of Spiderman.
Here, just look at some of this. This is what our heroes were based off of. Badass, right? Look how cool he is!
>>5466446
Come on, you too? Can't you see that I'm totally a good influence? You can trust me!
>>5466448
How old is she?
>>5466449
Probably. I'm not totally sure, I just mass-added a lot of people. Having a lot of friends looks impressive.
>>5466461
Oh, good. You seem a lot easier to deal with than the last one, then. The last guy tried to get me to join his army, then when I said I didn't want to, he shot me in the head.
>>5466467
>Denki slides a box of chicken towards the midget.
There you go. Thank me after you finish stuffing yourself.
>>5466478
>He reaches forward and touches her chest with both palms.
Hm. Yeah, that's true, but you don't feel totally like a robot.
>>5466497
What's outside of reason?
>>5466507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPVVSYd95ow

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>>5466507
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=96HtY9XJSMA

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>>5466531
My guess is 13-15
>>5466521
None taken. I understand American patriotism

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>>5466531
That's probably the saddest thing I've ever heard.

>>5466148
Klopp?

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>>5466497
So what was that with the vending machines earlier?
>>5466507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2d45tOgBl0
>>5466531
...H-How are you still alive?

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>>5466531
>She scratches the side of her head
I don't...uh, really get it.
>She takes another bite out of the chicken, resulting in a loud CRUNCH as she bites straight through the bone carelessly, not that she seems to mind.

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>>5466509
It allows for faster motion.
>>5466512
Was who?
>>5466507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om_18WhUddY
>>5466518
Dr. Light. A few were made by a more villainous doctor, but they've been subsequently reprogrammed to benefit society.
>>5466531
What feels different?

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>>5466531
I'VE SEEN WHAT YOU'VE DONE, CREEPY. LIKE WHEN YOU PUT YOUR HAND ON PAULA'S CHEST AND DIDN'T TAKE IT AWAY.
HER DAD'S SPETSNAZ, HER AUNT'S A COP, AND I'M HER UNCLE. SERIOUSLY, DON'T MESS WITH HER. SHE'S ALSO A CRACK SHOT WITH AN AK.

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>>5466552
Warmer.

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>>5466492
My name is colette. what is your name?
>>5466509
is nothing.
>>5466512
colette!. colette is my name!.
>>5466518
i'm not lost. i came here for fun.
>>5466531
>starts eating the chicken

>>5466566
K-Kana?

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>>5466585
stupid

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>>5466583
Nice to meet you
>>5466564
Her mother if she could be here would be a swordsman.
>>5466562
Setsuna

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>>5466583
Makise Kurisu, I'm a scientist. And you are?
>>5466585
No, haha. Three up from Klopp, sorry to disappoint.

>>5466528
Cancer

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>>5466509
You mutant scum! Just like you to try a trick like that. It won't help you though, nothing will... now.
>>5466512
THIS IS COMING FROM THE COMMIE.
>>5466518
Strange things? ELABORATE MUTANT!
>>5466521
SEMPER FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>5466597
Don't be mean.

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>>5466562
...I think flying's faster.
>>5466583
Huh? If you say so.
>>5466610
I'm serious, what IS a mutant? And why's that thing spinning and making those noises?

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>>5466610
China was a failed experiment and I blame Stalin

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>>5466509
No, really. Is this some kind of act?

>>5466524
Well, don't worry. I'm not hiding anything anyways.

>>5466531
You tell me what you want and I'll say if it's within reason or not.

>>5466560
I was looking for money.

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>>5466562
Huh, I should pay a visit to whatever world you came from.

>>5466583
Fun? You don't seem like the type to fight though...

>>5466610
I actually lost a couple of times here. That's all.

>>5466507
The End of the World As We Know It

>>5463789
go in here and check out what avatars are cool

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>>5466566
Who are you?

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>>5466549
..Oh. Yeah, alright. I'll stay away from her, don't worry, man. I'll be back in five years, though.
Wait, how do you not know her exact age?
>>5466551
I didn't even say anything sad. You must cry like a girl, dude. Never met somebody so sensitive.
>>5466560
Well, I died, but then this place brought me back. If it were anywhere else I'd probably be dead. Thank god for immortality, right?
>>5466561
Well like, look. I always keep this one on me because this guy,
>he points at Shocker on one of the pages,
has the same power that I do. See how he's got all this electricity? I've got that ability too. It's.... Uh.. Did you just..? You're not supposed to eat the bone, you're gonna choke.
>>5466562
Hmmm.. I can't really put my finger on it..
>He just keeps feeling up her robo-breasts.
It's like.. I know I'm touching machine, but it feels alive, y'know? It's like I'm touching actual boobs.
>>5466564
H-Hey, I didn't realize she thought that was weird. She wanted me to hug her, what was I supposed to do, NOT cop a feel? You know you would've done the same thing!
>>5466627
Uh.. I dunno, let me touch your boobs?

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>>5466642
We've been over this before.
I am the cooler you.
Go back to your domain, cretin.

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>>5466627
...
Okay. You must have an older brother then.

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>>5466597
Look who's talking.

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>>5466604
Can't say I've met her.
>>5466623
Well, of course. You could have mentioned that to me earlier.
>>5466628
What are your intentions?
>>5466640
I just visited there. What I saw was mortifying.
>>5466648
I assure you, you're touching machine.

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>>5466649
But I am the coolest! SUPER COOL!

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>>5466648
Woah, take a step back there. Creepy much? I'm hungry, but I'm not desperate.

>>5466653
No.

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>>5466623
You're a product of the infection of the FEV, the air you breathe is toxic mutant -- you are impure and must be executed as a result of your archaic behavior.
>>5466624
Let's not forget the Khmer Rouge, North Korea and A HUGE LIST OF VILLAINOUS COMMIE ACTIONS!

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>>5466663
Why do you only show up when I'm here?
Shoo. Shoo.

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>>5466659
She is here in the mornings when I am off at work.
>>5466648
Hope you mature a little in that time

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>>5466627
>Haru smiles
I don't blame you!
>>5466648
Yeaaaah! Don't you think it's weird how this place always brings you back to life?

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>>5466604
Nice to meet you too!.
>>5466607
i'm a angel.
>>5466628
i know. but fighting is really fun to me!

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>>5466604
SOVIET...BROTHER, COME ON. MAYBE YOU SHOULD LET THAT GO. SHE'S RUN OFF, NO NEED TO DWELL ON THE PAST.
>>5466610
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>5466648
NO, I WOULDN'T HAVE. I ACTUALLY RESPECT WOMEN AND WON'T LAY MY HANDS ON THEM. UNLESS THEY'RE DEMON WHORES. GODDAMN, DO THEY LIKE TO BE ABUSED. IT'S ALMOST CONCERNING.

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>>5466679
North Korea is autistic and the Khmer Rouge were mainly Chinese

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>>5466627
What's an act?
>>5466648
>She swallows the whole thing
Why would I? Huh...I wish I had an ability like that....
>>5466659
I'm still not used to people who can't!
>>5466654
>Ducks and covers
>>5466679
...I didn't understand a single thing you just said.

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>>5466648
What? No, it's just dumb to make friends just so you'd look cool. That's all.

>>5466659
Investigate mostly. I'm on the lookout for a guy named Xehanort. He's elderly, has a goatee, got yellow eyes, and pretty much gives off "bad guy" vibes. He also may be operating under the alias "Ansem". Ever hear of a guy like that?

>>5466705
Huh, you're more twisted than I thought...

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>>5466597
>>5466657
Looks like things haven't changed a bit since I've been away.
>>5466705
...Am I dead?

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Good evening, friends.

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>>5466680
I am informed of when you are here.

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>>5466731
What's up, dude?

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>>5466687
I'll chalk it up to inconvenient scheduling.
>>5466718
I have some friends who can fly, though not many. Is it common where you're from?
>>5466720
No, I haven't. You may venture into my home sometime.

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>>5466732
B-by who?

>>5466731
>kissu

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>>5466731
W-we're friends?