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HG Bread - Sins.
>>5434330
>>5434478
Everybody does.
>>5434394
Of all the ways you could have picked to chill out, you picked a good one. Just a sec.
>pours you a cup and hands it to you
You're lucky that I like to keep a kettle ready most times.
>>5434399
Does yours recharge? Sounds like that would be a surefire way to kill yourself if you got too carried away.
>>5434330
I think I account for Pride.
>>5434448
You should feel bad anon.
>>5434506
True
>>5434497
is anyone else planning on hosting?
>>5434379
I LOVE YOU TOO, RANDOM CITIZEN
>>5434520
Host your super cool event game :-)
>>5434352 (Alfred)
Eh, whatever. I just assumed that's what you meant, anyways.
And sure, why not? It should be easy enough.
>>5434339 (Chargebolt)
Yeah, him. Aside from our betting back when we first met, he's just a paint.
I'm human, SHE'S a demon.
>"From Makai, of course."
>>5434520
Doubt it.
>>5434520
You go right ahead!
>>5434467
...That's getting kind of weird, Anon.
>>5434468
Never heard of Makai before. Are you guys from space like that one guy? That's the only thing I can think of that would make sense.
>>5434475
That's what makes it cool! Who wants to be friends with normal people? That's boring. What do the eyeballs think about me?
>>5434529
but I have a spreadsheet to do for that to work
>>5434520
None that Paula can see.
>>5434442 (Alfred)
Yeah, it's too bad he didn't get to be here for the grand opening. I wanted to do it yesterday, that's why I told him to come but heh...
That's also why I didn't come last week-end, just tell him I got his letter, and that I'm sorry..
>>5434441 (Furry porn)
Pretty much yep, no default event.
I don't want to brag but that's about 500+ events
...
Okay, I'm bragging a bit.
But I heard about that winter game. I'm happy it motivates you, I do that to heat up that place a bit. Too much gray default games really.
>>5434452 (Subaru)
Herrrrr... No.
That'd be pretty lame I think, didn't you see furry porn's human form? Okay I'd still be cute, but I'm at my best right now.
>>5434511
I did pass out after trying to heal Patchouli a while ago. And it does recharge. Very slowly, but it does.
>>5434516
>was going to make a thread
>life interrupts
>now im late
i can´t belive my luck.......
>>5434506
I don't
>>5434559
>>5434541
>"It's a realm connected just to Gensokyo."
Which itself is sealed off from the rest of the 'outside world'. We're technically on Earth, but technically not. Like I said, magic. Complex crap.
>>5434553
I dunno...your hair might make you look uglier if you turned into a human. Long purple hair is kind of ugly, y'know?
>>5434541
Let's see...
Paula's friends like a very much!
>>5434462
Sol and Fyxe.
Will keep in mind.
>>5434475
>>5434468
>>5434448
>>5434437
Alright, much better.
From these hosts I will need
Hosting Avatar :
Name of their Code :
Theme : (If none, state as "General")
A Short Video from YT that they would associate with their Games :
Game Slogan :
The Theme of Thier Game :
>>5434560
>caring about making threads that have no worth
First 48 of you assholes get to enter my amazing game
>>5434560
Well, this isn't a competition you know Red.
Better luck next time
>>5434511
Thanks Raven.
>sips the tea... calmly.
I feel better now. This isn't the cheap stuff I usually buy
>>5434592
Mumei
>>5434592
Furry porn
>>5434534
Yep. Point is, you'd probably hate him more than you would hate me when I'm tired, case closed.
Yeah, sure, blow up the White House. We can always just rebuild is again and again no matter how many times you destroy it. My optimism knows no bounds.
>>5434553
Aw, man, now I feel bad for being here instead of him... Hey, I'm sure he'd love to be here if he knew it was you that did it.
And don't worry; Ivan doesn't hold anything against ya! You're his friend, and I'm sure he values his friends highly just like I do, yeah?
>>5434592
Fyxe
>>5434589
I will need to think about that. I will tell that you tomorrow probably
>>5434553
Forgot to ask earlier, what the heck kinda Neopet are you supposed to be?
>>5434592
Ylana Skyfire
>>5434592
Casshern
>>5434592
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>5434592
Reigen Arataka
>>5434592
Togami Byakuya
>>5434592
Sylvie Paula Paula
>>5434592
Utsutsu
>>5434592
Cinnamon Roll
>>5434592
Accelerator
>>5434592
Rinoa and Angelo
>>5434592
Sicktard
>>5434592
Ikusaba
>>5434592
Vic Viper
>>5434572
OK, OK, YOU WIN!
>>5434592
Classy Raven
>>5434592
The Despair Sisters
>>5434592
Ant man
>>5434592
Shiro
>>5434592
Shenlong
>>5434592
Gandalf the Pug
>>5434592
Tenryuu butt
>>5434592
Rottytops
>>5434592
Denki Kaminari
>>5434579
So, what, you're telling me you're from a.. Different dimension or something crazy like that?
>>5434588
Sweet! Good to know I'm getting a nice welcome! Maybe Paula and her friends would want to go get a bite to eat or something some time!
>He taps one of the eyeballs in her hair.
How's that sound? Usually all of my new friends and I get to know each other over food.
>>5434592
Wander
>>5434592
Hiroshima Nagasaki
>>5434592
Komaru Naegi
>>5434592
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>5434592
Eggman-kun
>>5434592
Mirai Hatohara
>>5434666
>Chu
>>5434592
SCAREDGUY
>>5434611
Take your time. This will take a bit to finish and will be updated when necessary.
>>5434592
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5434589
>Hosting Avatar: Armadyl
>Name: Gielinor Games:
>Theme: Runescape
>Theme as in song presumably: Armadyl Alliance
>Video: Fuck if I know. Just a Runescape trailer.
>>5434592
Rika
>>5434592
Adrian Rollini
>>5434645
I knew I smelled you around here. Where the hell have you been, Sis?
>>5434592
Haise Sasaki
>>5434592
Nine Ball
>>5434686
Heeey, I didn't even get to say hello yet.
>>5434589
Hosting Avatar : Me!
Name of their Code : Numerous names, but let's call it the Re:Zero games
Theme : It's all about my everyday life.
A Short Video from YT that they would associate with their Games : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3bEh-PEk1g
Game Slogan : "I love Emilia-tan"
The Theme of Thier Game : Uh...losers always prosper?
>>5434592
Gokicha
>>5434592
Maria and Harusame
>>5434592
Akatsuki
>>5434592
NATSUKI SUBARU
>>5434715
Fuckin kek that video
>>5434613
Neopet? This sounds like a brand of toy or something...
Well aren't you a furry too? You're like me, snout and all, right?
>>5434584
Well you know... My hair are actually dyed, because I like them like that.
I actually have brown hair
>
>>5434605
Nah it's okay. I'm too exhausted to have a drinking competition anyway. By the way, this was recorded worldwide so he probably saw it while watching TV
>>5434555
Interesting. Have you always had that power?
>>5434593
If you're into the cheap stuff, you might as well drink plain old hot water. Tea is something you really shouldn't skimp on.
>pours a cup for myself
>>5434589
Thaaat's too much effort. Just take this or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHYUdZOJ5jw
>>5434589
Whatever ava I'm using at the time
Murderous Games
Wild West
Like a theme song? I use a few different ones but here's a random one of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alWrXECI08s
First 48
I already answered this question, see above.
>>5434669
...Sorta? You can technically still get there on foot, if you know where to go, at least.
>>5434605
I could also go on a completely unopposed rampage, razing every prominent government building, memorial, and landmark in the land, too.
>>5434592
Evil Eye Sigma
>>5434592
Tenshi
>>5434592
HMS Hood
>>5434592
My Pet Mantis
>>5434743
Nah, just not be in it at all.
>>5434553
5-500+ events? Jesus! How long did you work on this thing!?
Thats much more than a lot of others games!
Winter can seem dull, but I have plans to make it more "colorful" Its hard to explain on writing, but once I execute it, it will make sense~
>>5434613
>
>>5434589
If our game doesn't have a slogan?
>>5434738
Why'd you bother doing something like that to your hair? It's better the way it used to be.
>>5434790
Make one up?
>>5434738
Sounds similar enough so it makes sense. You here for money too?
>>5434768
You're giving me that look again...
>>5434738
Ooh! And then he must've been steaming at me being on his islands first, so that's amazing, dude! As soon as he comes back, I'm sure he'd love to have a drinking competition with you, dude! Call it a hunch, but I think he wants to drink with you again!
>>5434746
Yeah, probably. You "could". Which means you'll never do it. At all. Ever. Do you get my point? All of your threats are as empty as my claims of being the hero, dude.
>>5434698
I-I've been keeping my head down, that detective kept asking me a lot of questions, so...
But what about you? You're here all of a sudden... I missed you.
>>5434589
>theme
>the theme of their game
what do you mean by this?
>>5434589
Junko Enoshima
Despair Games
Danganronpa themed tropical island killing game
Hell, I dunno... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6l3e1QHIVk
It's Punishment Time!
You already asked for that...
>>5434808
Easier said than done.
>>5434741
Well, water is nice, but I like kinda like cheap stuff. I know it's not classy, pretty crude in fact, but that's my style.
Like those ice teas they sell on wallmart. Ever drank them?
>>5434768
TWO
WEEKS
TWO WEEKS
Well, at first I was going to make a "serious" game, but then I said "fuck it, I'm gonna put the wackiest events ever" and it went smoothly
>>5434805
... It's pretty plain in my opinion. Not even cool black hair like yours, just... brown.
You don't gather attention with brown hair you know. I just wanted a change
>>5434766
Oooh, now that stings darlin.
Fun fact, I haven't hosted in a month so uh, I probably shouldn't enter in the first place.
>>5434746
So you come from an anime world with real life magic and demons? Holy shit, that's a lot to take in, but that's awesome! How big is it? As big as Earth?
>>5434825
themes as in space, beach, those kind of things
>>5434825
Ask these people. They seem to have the required brain capacity to understand.
>>5434745
>>5434715
>>5434836
>kissu
>>5434745
>>5434836
>>5434745
Alright, musical theme.
That's what I meant.
>>5434669
You're asking ol' Paula on a date? She is flattered.
Did I miss anyone
>>5434589
Mugen
Champloo
Champloo/Edo period Japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnBqjSi1Keo
I like butts
already said it cunt
Balalaika
Roanapur
Black Lagoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUwYmV9v3Gw
Sounds like a bloodbath to me
Black Lagoon
MRBONES
redacted
redacted
redacted
redacted
redacted
>>5434818
I've been holding things together while you've been off in lala land... You shouldn't neglect your little sister, you know that?
>>5434874
>>5434745
>>5434886
I like the look in that pug's eyes. He's got this.
>>5434815
How did you know?
Wll, yeah, at first I entered because I heard those wincards were worth a lot of money... but now I have a better plan, why bother participating if you can host the whole think, you feel me?
Nice meeting you, I'm Fyxe, you?
>>5434816
It's true that it's been quite a while... nearly 2 months...
Well, we're gonna make the best contest ever, don't worry, but enough talking about Ivan, I'll see him soon enough
>>5434886
District 1 looking neat!
>>5434886
Let's goooo!
>>5434840
C'mon Fyxe-tan, it's nothign bad at all! I think you'd get all kinds of attention with it if you tried being loud enough!
>>5434886
Looks good since I'm in it.
>>5434741
I've had them for as long as I can remember.
Um...Raven, right? I've got to go soon. We'll have to continue this conversation some other time...
>>5434886
Looks fine.
>>5434884
Well, it's n-
...Yes, actually. Let's go with that. Yes I am!
>>5434902
I forgot to say I'm rigging it for butts
Pug has no chance
>>5434886
I accept this challenge.
>>5434886
Since my fat, ugly and stupid sister is actually here this time, change:
>>5434655
to
Junko Enoshima
>pic related
>>5434589
>Sorry for the lateness.
Sol Badguy
Dragon Games
Guilty Gear
https://youtu.be/xCNRXZ0iEPc
"HEAVEN OR HELL"
>>5434840
Iced tea and hot tea are very different animals. Excuse the expression. With iced tea, you're just looking for some cold refreshment. Hot tea is meant to be slowly savored, taking in each flavor along the way. Being warmed up is a pleasant bonus.
>>5434916
You are correct. Have fun wherever you're going. I'll try to remember where we left off if you don't.
>>5434816
So why do you bother doing it?
>>5434843
No, you idiot. It was, and is, the real world. It's where everything you'd call "magical" was quarantined off to. Nah, it's, er...few ten square kilometers? Something like that. It was just a junk of Japan.
>>5434886
Sure.
>>5434694
>>5434589
>Oh, Slogan: "May justice always hold a place in your hearts", I suppose, considering I always say that.
>>5434842
You'll get a chance in the future.
I'll be updating information as I go and as you submit it to me so if there's something you don't have now, you can give it to me later.
You have been chosen to represent the face of the threads, hosts. Make sure you secure your spot in the first version of this project.
Hunger games? More like...Drink Battery acid..
>>5434887
I-I would never! Its just, you told me you didn't need anything from me for awhile...
>>5434886
Go
>>5434886
>mfw district 7
It doesn't get better than this folks.
>>5434886
Looks good.
>>5434905
I was told there was money in winning these things, and I might as well look for other ways to get cash from the other losers here too. Makes sense, gets you closer to the prizes if you wanted to dip into them a bit yourself too.
Ylana Skyfire.
>>5434886
Let's get this show started! How will Paula lose this time?
>>5434922
Cool! Paula will like to get to know after all.
>>5434935
>>5434877
>Fuck me if I can make a permanent decision on this.
https://youtu.be/1zOe_vsgqMg
>>5434941
Alright...see you later.
>>5434874
You'll win another one of my games someday
>>5434951
>another desperate attempt by hoshi to be relevant again
This should be entertaining.
>>5434905
Ooh, yeah. He'd be a bit upset seeing you again after a time like that, dude. However, the hero is confident that he'll drink happily with you as soon as he sees you, bro! Call it a hunch! I mean, hell, I missed you too, dude!
>>5434950
Because I know that I have to be the hero for my people. I AM the hero, but your threats of destroying my homeland without a care are just about as credible as me actually being the hero. Why do you bother looking for Marisa?
>>5434955
Try to be less stupid for once, Sis... I always need you around for one reason or another. You're a pervert sis-con whose only talent is killing people, so you're only purpose is to do what I say, riiiight~?
>>5434951
Actually, I might just know what you're talkin about. So just in caaase.
Dean Ambrose
The Smackdown Superslam
Wrestling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHYUdZOJ5jw
RING THE BELL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHYUdZOJ5jw
>>5434589
Hosting Ava: None
Theme: Autumn
Video: https://youtu.be/xpvdAJYvofI
Slogan: None
Theme Song: Vivaldi - Four Seasons Autumn
>>5434886
I hope you're ready, district. I won't tolerate failure.
>>5434886
Time for people to die
>>5434915
Well, I don't feel like screaming all that much, I did it last hour and I kinda have a sore throat now.
So btw, I'm happy to see you Subaru, I thought you were dead, and a guy in a hoodie told me you were reincarnated as a dog or something.
>>5434941
>scratches head
Y-Yeah, well... hum... I drink both at the same time actually, but you're right! I just happen to enjoy both, especially if you drink the iced one riiight after the regular one.... actually
>Takes out a cheapy cheap bottle of Ice tea
Maybe you want some?
>>5434979
Yeah, they work with a strange currency here, people call it (you)'s but hey, if they're worth a good dollar, I don't mind.
I'm happy to see you anyway, you're kinda new, huh?
>>5435025
>vivaldi
Based
>>5434950
So it's a dump for magic stuff. Alright, I've got it this time. I get it. How do people not know about it, then? Some government conspiracy or something like that?
>>5434988
Even though I was boring in the game and made you stick your hand in my mouth? That's a surprise. You seemed like the kind of girl that wouldn't forgive so easy.
>>5435045
ZAP!
..Just kidding. Why're you guys looking at me like that?
>>5435045
>dying
Kuahahahah. As if I can die. Stop pushing your beliefs and expectations onto me.
>>5435045
...Crap. Paula, did we leave the stove on in the shop?
>>5434994
또이거야? 내가 인기 많은것도 이유가다있어. 여러 보드에서 내가 누군지 다 알아, 내 자신을 홍보할 필요가 없다구~^-^
>>5435045
>The samourai that smells sunflowers
>Ivan
I....
>>5434992
>>5434815
Oh I know. As I said before, just admiring the view~
>>5434840
Two weeks? Jesus...thats a lot of dedication. I mean, a LOT. Thats how it went with my very first code I made ages ago (its long gone now sadly)
I added serious events that pertained to the games theme, but halfway through I said "Fuck it" and made silly little events just to add to the fodder.
Did you host on that toaster of yours or was it with a new machine by any chance?
>>5435066
>>5435045
Yeah, sure whatever floats your boat.
>Kills you again.
>>5434877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7VGHDTGaP0
>This is the thing for musical themes on my part.
>>5435003
Just because I can, doesn't mean I wi-
...That's an extremely personal question out of the blue.
>>5435062
The fantastic has no place in the skeptic modern world. A combination of disbelief and, yeah. Well-kept secrets on the outside part. We stay on our end, and for the most part, "you" stay in "yours".
>>5435048
>he whispers sweet nothings into her dog ears
Forget everything. Everything. Everything.
>>5435045
Now I don't have enough money to take the bus...
>>5435073
Shh dorito, have a play of the game
>>5435107
>respawns
You done with your thing yet? I have a game I gotta win.
>>5435017
Sorry Junko-chan. I'm so stupid compared to you. Even so, I-I should have known.
What do you need me to do?
Wig
>>5435045
Well, at least I can focus my efforts toward other things now. At least it was shown to be a hopeless cause from the get-go.
>>5435048
>takes, but doesn't drink
Maybe later. First, I need to get the familiar taste of failure out of my mouth again.
>>5435127
Go ahead man.
>>5435045
Not gonna give 'em a chance to get me this time...
>>5435048
Basically, I've already learned that normal sticks can penetrate armor and coconuts are apparently a good stealth weapon. Also these humans flaunt their cash around like crazy.
>>5435090
Just...don't try anything sneaky.
>>5435108
Holy shit, that's insane. I'll try and keep my mouth shut about it, at least. Guess it's pretty cool to just know I met people from a magic world. I probably can't go there if it's a government secret then, huh?
>>5435142
>>5435045
Random number jesus repeats my events
Eggman only cares about being hunger god
You were a whore for that clown fucker already anyway Subaru
I see two under that skirt I want to slap
Fyxe is now furry porn
>>5435108
Yeah. So there's my point. You see what I mean? Your threats are void if you're gonna try to destroy the fourth largest country in the world. You said "could", but I was just extinguishing the possibility of that happening.
...It's funny how a conversation can be turned upside down at a simple question, yeah?
>>5434589
Hosting Avatar: DOOMGUY
Code name: ycsnkC4B (Don't actually use it, it's still an extreme work in progress. Using it would mean having the worst games ever.)
Theme: General
Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjIVkl34Vig
Game Slogan: RIP AND TEAAAR
>>5435165
Thanks! I put a lot of work into these! They're the only thing I know how to cook besides cereal!
>>5435144
Thanks. I'll do what I have to in order to show this guy who's boss.
>>5435165
I don't think you'll make any money doing this. Nobody wants a loser like me.
>>5435165
So much for the navigational skills of humans
>>5435045
>>5435072
That and the heater.
>>5435062
Paula can be forgiving when she wants to. I guess it's time to tell you my full nem then.
>>5435165
Yeah! Fight the power!
>>5435159
>>5434589
What are you even doing with these?
>>5435138
Use your talent to spread despair of course. What else? You've forgotten even that? You're gonna make me cry. Is that what you want?
>>5435157
Oh, you don't gotta, really. It doesn't matter to me. It's just easier getting in, in some aspects, than getting out. The Barrier was formed...I dunno, sometime in the 1800s, I think?
>>5435174
>I think code name meant as in the name of your games.
>>5435171
...Why do you want to konw?
>>5435165
RNG FUCK OFF WITH REPEATS
Fyxe now moves onto maybe not bigger but better things, guys with dicks
Of course Maria and Haru would lose, one of them is already dead
Tenryuu sits on Ikusaba
>>5435165
Don't know why these are here but they must sell for something on the black market.
>>5435215
He's recruiting hosts for the sanc discord
>>5435204
>>5435145
Sneaky? Oh dear, I have some bad news for you then....
>>5435232
Witnessed anon calling it now.
>>5435215
>>5435232
>>5435243
This.
>>5435165
Oh, this? Just like the early bayonet and carbines you guys already invented this rifle works the same. Don't worry about the details...
>>5435229
For pete's sake Hikki-tan, knock it the fuck off!
>>5435207
Oh yeah, I got so absorbed in our talk and your hand in my mouth that I didn't even think to ask.
>>5435223
That's really not all that long ago, actually. Are you telling me that magic wasn't contained before that barrier was up? There's nothing about magic in history books, besides like, witch burnings.
>>5435229
I'm just as confused as you are, man.
>>5435229
>>5435229
God dammit what a waste I can't believe I'm paying for this crap...
>>5435242
What news is that? You an undercover cop or something?
>>5435238
Okay, I chuckled
>>5435207
Damnit, I knew we forgot to turn those off! Now we're homeless, dude! What do we do now?!
>>5435223
...Truth be told, I was just saying that question as a rebuttal to the question you proposed before. Yes, I know, I'm totally the hero. Of course, you don't have to answer that question.
>>5435229
Let's just say she visited my "Statue of Liberty"~
>>5435229
Y-You don't really want to read about a tragedy, so...just put that away, will you?
>>5435090
Toaster.
I'm glad it didn't fuck it while I was doing it, that wasn't a huge fear but it still could have done it on me.
Silly events are nice, you just need to make them so that they don't seem like "memes" if you see what I mean.
>>5435003
Well, I wasn't gone for that long, I mean... one week really, time is really strange here.
Btw you want some coconut milk? We don't need to drink beer everytime
>>5435143
Herr, I'm sorry... It's always a pain to die right on the go.
>>5435110
O... Okay, he-he, well it doesn't matter anyway. You're here now and that guy was creepy.
>>5435229
Why do you feel the need to be so sexuel? Alfred is a friend, we're gonna eat some american donuts because 4kids censored the onigiris
>>5435165
Fun fact, this isn't the first time a porn artist drew me... I forgot his name, but he was here during July... A nice guy who paid me in magazines.
>>5435223
IN THAT CASE, "DOOMGAMES". YES, IN ALL CAPS. I PLAN ON MAKING THEM INTENSE, HIGH DEATH RATES AND ALL.
>>5435229
good job Reigen
Yeah... Rika left for the... pay
How did you lose to a succubus, Shenlong?
THE MANTIS STRIKES
>>5435145
Well... let's be real, if we had a lot of money, we'd flaunt it too. Besides yeah, don't underestimate coconuts.
But hey, those are far from the strangest stuff you'll see here.
>>5435293
That's fine, I don't carry weapons anyway.
>>5435216
Of course I haven't forgotten. Please don't cry Junko-chan, I'll create all of the despair-inducing despair you want. You just have to tell me how to do it.
>>5435273
Yeah, a week feels MUCH longer than it should be, dude. More like a month, amirite? And I'll pass on the coconut milk, dude; I've got Coke on me, and I'm not afraid to use it!
>>5435293
Oi, I'm teaching you to be a hero here! Stop soacing out!
>>5435293
Are you telling me...
All the money I got by hosting...
Is fucking lost?!!!
....
>sighs
Sorry, Emiya, you're going to pay again
>>5435293
Let's go, Sigma.
>>5435251
Retroactively removed. Pretty much all those old stories, about monsters and demons, the myths and such? All of them true to some extent or another.
>>5435264
I don't...see how it's a rebuttal.
>>5434589
Hosting Avatar : None
Name of their Code : LISA Games
Theme : LISA the RPG (Only the official trilogy, haven't touched fangames yet)
Video : https://youtu.be/1-kT5SDifCU?t=22s
Game Slogan : (None)
The Theme of Their Game : (Insert any soundtrack from any of the LISA RPGs)
>>5435165
You'd probably be crushed if pretty much anythig landed on you. I'd be careful if I was you.
>>5435229
>>5435250
It's an autistic saying and you know it. Stop fucking saying it so much, it makes you sound like a total tard.
>>5435273
That guy wasn't all that creepy. He's more mysterious than anything else.
>>5435293
Shut your mouth and go rob someone else.
>>5435301
YOU REALLY SHOULD, THIS PLACE IS DANGEROUS. TAKE THIS.
>shoves shotgun in your arms
HOW MUCH WEIGHT CAN YOU LIFT? THIS THING'S GOT A REAL NASTY KICK TO IT.
>>5435293
I am pretty awesome.
>>5435299
Doesn't matter to me, just tells me if there's any potential clients worth my time here. Pretty handy actually.
>>5435314
You ask a dumb question, I ask an armor-piercing question back; it's a good rebuttal to me, as dickish as I sound. Of course, maybe I could be channeling my inner Allen, but who knows for sure?
going to sleep...
goodnight
>>5435354
Night, Red. Never stop baiting these tards
>>5435354
>>5435306
Kill, slice, stab, maim, shoot, blow up, torture. You shouldn't need me to tell you that, sis! I know you're dumb, but this is your talent here. Win some games in my name!
>>5435331
For Pete's sake Hikki! For crying out loud! Jiminy Christmas!
>>5435293
Scaredguy was saying somthing. Beware of vases, dumbass.
Mumei cheats with magic shit to kill pe-... things
BREAK THE LAW AND AMERICA SHOOTS YOU, CUNT
MANTIS STRIKES AGAIN
Fyxe makes more porn
>>5435332
Well, if I were him I'd wear a cool mask or something, he looked like a pokemon cosplayer or something.
Nice name though, Honda... really drives you crazy
>>5435354
>kisses
Goodnight Red
>>5435343
Client? You're a bounty hunter or something?
>>5435314
Damn, that's crazy. I don't even know how to handle this. I guess as long as it's not affecting the outside world then it's none of my business.
>He crumples up his hamburger wrapper and throws it into the trash like a basketball shot.
>>5435326
I might as well introduce myself too; it's Denki Kaminari, and my hero name's Chargebolt. You can call me either one, I don't mind.
You think it's nice? Seems nice to me.
>>5435342
Oh shit, uh.. I think I'm alright, Doom Guy! I'm basically a walking taser, this thing would just weigh me d-
..Is this yours? Have you used this?
>>5435367
LIGHTNING DUO ENGAGE!
>>5435367
HA, HAHAHA-- THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BREAKING THE LAW, BITCH!
>>5435367
That's the price of fame. You become popular and then you're everywhere on sadpanda.
Well if it's Adrian painting me I don't mind, maybe I'd be on his next album cover, who knows?
>>5435306
>kissu
Despair-chan~
>>5435360
Why don't you ever say these nice things to me, anon?
>>5435389
>Kills
>>5435373
I think you're getting the wrong vibe from him. He was supposed to be mysterious and cool. There's no need for masks and all that jazz where he comes from. If I were a girl I'd probably go after him.
>>5435367
YOU OKAY WITH GETTING MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS YOU SHIT!?
>>5435373
Basically. I do other stuff too but it all depends on how much the clients pay.
>>5435365
S-Subaru, pl-please stop, you're scaring me.
>>5435367
I swear it wasn't me, I've been framed, I swear it. Do I look like the type of guy who'd lie?
>>5435383
>>5435367
LIGHTNING DUO!!!
>>5435411
>accepts death with a smile
>>5434589
The Dealer
Game of Fate
Hand of Fate/medieval fantasy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yejNom88SCo
Come, sit, let us play a game of life and death.
Song theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=du0Zwck9Gbg
>>5435367
Come on! Get up assholes!
Did Reigen really need them?
Someone gets something taken from THE BEAUTIFUL ASS
Fyxe will not let herself be killed
THE MANTIS CONTINUES TO BRING THE PAIN
>>5435423
>High fives
>>5435422
HOLY MOLY!
>>5435441
Dude. Don't look now, but that hot chick in a miniskirt just bumped her ass against you and I think it was on purpose. You should talk to her.
>>5435383
YES. WHY DO YOU ASK? IS IT BECAUSE OF THE BLOOD? DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT, IT'S NOTHIN'.
THAT DEMON JUICE HAS LONG SINCE MELLOWED OUT, IT WON'T BURN YOUR BARE SKIN AS BADLY ANYMORE. GIVES ONE HELL OF A PAINT JOB, TOO.
>>5435441
Alright, Rika, let's both be heroes for the day! I'm the hero, you're the heroine, let's get this done!
>>5435441
I can't help it. That butt really had me distracted!
>>5435367
That was a pretty vase, w-why would you use it as a weapon? Now it's all covered in blood...my blood.
>>5435444
>High fives back, it generates a sparkling discharge.
>>5435259
W-what? Undercover cop? N-no I'm just a pervert, thats all!
>>5435273
No kidding! That would be pretty bad...Its always a fear when hosting. I think I've only seen it happen once or twice with hosts. Most accidents usually involve accidentally closing the screen or losing power from a storm.
Oh I completely understand. Memey games are never good unless thats what you're soley going for.
I'll try to keep my events fresh for when I do create the code. Something with fancy backgrounds and all that stuff.
Aside from that, its good to have you back around~ It didnt feel the same without you around.
>>5435441
'Dammit, I forgot to absorb his blood! I have to retreat.'
never forget the day HG become utter trash
>>5435415
Well, maybe... I didn't get to see his face clearly anyway
How do you know him so well though? Is he your brother or something?
Or maybe a weird clone of you from the past and you wouldn't know it until a big reveal and all.
I heard japanese people liked stuff like that.
>>5435441
I don't want to give a furfriend a sin, so I'm just offing myself for now.
>>5435418
Mhh well... They're certainly people that could get a nice use of your services, but I don't see any right now.
Do you have a card or something?
>>5435364
That's it?
I can do that for you, Junko-chan. It will be easy.
>>5435389
>grabs your arm, forces to your knee, and breaks your neck with her leg
>>5435459
Oh, no reason, I've just, uh.. Decided to keep this. I'll definitely get plenty of mone-, er, use out of this. Thanks a ton, Doom Guy.
>>5435466
Nah, that's not a stupid question. I can't really answer it though, I'm not a hero yet. Hero training is still pretty tough. They don't let us fight villains, but we can still help people, and sometimes villains attack us and we have to defend ourselves. It's tough work. Still though, even though I would rather die than train some day, and waking up every morning at 5 am for hero work sucks, I still like it. It's nice being someone people look up to, y'know? I'm sure you could do it if you really wanted to with power like that. Just don't become a villain, alright?
>>5435499
So when it first started?
>>5435441
Dammit. Hope this still counts as my kill, the client probably won't care if she's a bit more squished than shot right?
>>5435492
Suppose that's better than being a cop, you can look but don't try touching, you might lose a few fingers.
>>5435507
Here.
>Hands Fyxe a glowing card
In case you need me, no hard feelings over the building thing I hope.
>>5435499
So the day Suzanne Collins came up with the idea for the Hunger Games book?
>>5435441
literal who
Ooh secrets. What are you, gay?
I THOUGHT THIS WAS MERICA
I want to enjoy the butt
Rika is not allowing fake money
JEEEEEZUS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqZ_XznjNbs
MANTIS IS THE MOST ULTRA VIOLENT FORCE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH
Good job Denki, you fucking idiot
>>5435513
See? Even an idiot like you can be useful! You've already killed some kind of rodent! Be sure to dispose of it's corpse properly!
>She gives her sis pets
>>5435351
It wasn't relevant and you know it.
>>5435367
....
>>5435383
Well, technically, there is the odd case of a human being spirited away.
>>5435551
Piss off with this crap.
>>5435546
Imagine the alternate universe where we were actually the battle royale threads instead.
>>5435551
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>5435551
I AM AMERICA, IT'S JUST THAT SHE MANAGED TO KILL ME--
>>5435507
Hehehe! Let's just say I know personally that the man in question here is a hot tamale! You'd have to be crazy to pass someone like him up!
>>5435551
Actually, I use a whip.
>>5435564
It'd be amazing
>>5435551
You pay me enough and I'll drown you myself you dweeb.
>>5435513
>likes all three of those things
>fucking dies
>despair but also an erection
>>5435552
I thought I was a potato monkey, Whore Face.
>>5435562
Prob'ly not, but hey, what can you do about it? Disintegrate me for the fifth time, now? Nah. I'm sorry, of course.
>>5435551
Literally, I have no clue.
>>5435542
Seems like you have a bad history with cops. Are you a mercenary or something? You certainly look the part.
...I can look? So what you're saying is I can secretly watch you undress?
>>5435562
Like the movie?
>>5435552
E-Eh? You want me to get rid of it? But I --
>is pet
...Sure thing. Just give me a minute.
>>5435551
dancin and burnin in the purple haze
a lot of burnin today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjwWjx7Cw8I
Bakakuya pays the best of anyone
Wander reaches the climax of their journey
Mantis takes a break
POST ASSES
>>5435492
Well if you save the session it's okay, in fact the game closed a lot of time when autocropper started glitching.
I saw you felt pretty lonely at times yeah, but I needed to keep my promise and not come back until this was done.
I'd gladly work with you on that winter/christmas game though, feels like a comfy one. Maybe Brian will help us too since he made a summer and autumn game
>>5435542
>takes it
So... okay, Ylana Skyfire... bounty hunter.
Okay sure, I'll keep that around, I feel like the furry lynching mob will come back now that I'm here again
>>5435574
...Mhh... Yeah, maybe. I have the feeling he won't come back around though
>>5435307
Mhh well, too bad. Coconut milk is really good. I'd put some rhum in it, but I feel like staying sober tonight.
>sips
>>5435617
Seriously? Urhg.. That's scary to think. I'm not gonna lie, you're probably stronger than I am. What made you want to be a villain? You seem like a sweet cinnamon roll.
>>5435635
Trust me guys, my cousin told me this was the good stuff. It smells like basil, but it's not, I swear.
>Fyxe made a code
>it isn't shit
urge to shitpost falling...
>>5435626
Good! And don't get any blood on my boots this time.
>>5435603
Shhh... You're supposed to be dead.
>>5435604
...And I'd answer the question, but I doubt you'd know what it's like.
>>5435615
What movie? I mean when a person or thing just...vanishes without anyone noticing.
>>5435635
I hate this place.
>Kay.
>>5435635
Togami's also a brat that can't handle himself. You're making a horrible choice here.
>>5435637
I think that's for the best anyways. if you have me then you won't need him.
>>5435635
>ass.jpg not found
>have thighs instead
>>5435609
Yes I am a mercenary, and no I meant you can watch me kill people in this game. Gonna have to check my room for cameras now...
>>5435635
What the hell...why's everything all spinny and burny...? Dude.
>>5435637
Lynch mobs? You must be wanted for more crap than I am if you're getting lynch mobs sent here after you.
>>5434677
When are you gonna fuck Toko ?
>>5435635
>>5435635
>>5435662
They made a movie called Spirited Away. We should watch it sometime, it's a good one.
So.. Magical kidnapping?
when you want to sleep but you are still alive
>>5435658
Come one, do you I have an habit of making shit things?
Thanks for the compliment anon.
>>5435635
Red is trash for more than one reason
sleep tighit pupper (spam, really?)
How does Tenryuu move the pieces?
The dog, the chick, or both?
The god is slain!
>>5435684
>>5435684
>>5435679
Excuse me? Do what to Toko? Anon, we're besties, I'd never do something like that.
>>5435635
>>5435635
Why is this game so accurate?
>>5435653
Well it started when Paula was kidnapped by some company. It continued when they experimented on her and made who she is. It concluded when they thought she was useless. Now Paula's perfectly neutral.
>>5435697
It will be a great bonding experience! Come and help!
>>5435697
It's the second time Eggman-kun lost in a silly way tonight. I guess even gods have weaknesses.
>>5435697
...I've.. Tampered with communications at the academy before. Maybe. Possibly.
>>5435685
Not entirely. There's been rumors of the older youkai slipping out for a 'snack' now and then, but typically it's just when a human happens to accidentally just...enter, by pure chance, from wherever they might've been from.
>>5435626
Oh yeah baby, dispose of me
>brutally beats his bulging boner from beyond the grave
>>5435659
Oh...
>lies down corpsely
>>5435721
Don't touch my Fukawa
>>5435697
Anyone else want some cool drugs?
>>5435727
>>5435711
>>5435704
>>5435697
>>5435697
THE FUCKING MANTIS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWoPdZ986oo
These fucking animals are killing everyone
YOUA MUSTA DIEU HONURABU
The chain is a nice trick
>>5435727
>that filename
http://i.imgur.com/9unfFH5.gif
>>5435755
Uh...What? I wasn't planning to? Why the heck would I even do that? Girls can't love other girls, that's stupid.
>>5435721
>we're besties
That's exactly why you two should do something like that.
After all, it's only natural for extreme friendship to turn into passion.
>>5435662
Probably not, but I can guess what it is anyway. Something happened to her, you're trying to help her; heavily condensed, yeah, but that's the gist of it.
...Or is it the disintegration question? In which case, yes, you'd disintegrate me, but I'd always come back in the end.
>The extremely late hero
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